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This is a link post As some nerds are having hissy fits over the new Star Wars film not being blah snooze blah
Always a good reminder that they are lucky it is still about considering the original cut of Star Wars was complete fucking horse shit. Yes, editing can save films, but they worked a sodding miracle with this...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFMyMxMYDNk
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This is a normal post What film editors actually do all day.
Fascinating.
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This is a normal post Although you are probably being a sarcastic prick
I'd recommend this book, it is a very good read on the craft of editing.
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This is a normal post Sarcastic prick, moi?
Book looks very interesting. Where were you when I was Christmas shopping? My old man would like it too.
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This is a normal post Shitfaced and fingering an elf

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This is a normal post Legless with Legolas?

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This is a normal post arseholed with aragon

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This is a normal post i guess this explains why the prequels were so shit
be interesting to see if those prequels could be saved with a lot of editing. I know people have tried, but would be hard without adding a lot of bits
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This is a normal post Easy,
Remove first scene.
Remove end scene.
Remove everything inbetween.
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Really great, really well done too, had no idea
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This is a normal post Apparently Han Solo dies or something
And people are all pissy because it's not 'canon', although canon to them is some 20 year old neckbeard's basement-written fan fiction and completely unofficial. I fucking love Star Wars, but get the fuck over it. It's just a film.
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This is a normal post I liked it as a kid just like any other fun film
It was only in my teens I realised some people are a bit mental about it.

Being pissy about the prequels was mostly fair though
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This is a normal post Totally agree about the prequels.
And about the completely unnecessary CGI makeover the original Trilogy received. But the hatred for the new movie seems to be a little overblown.
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Where does Caravan of Courage, the Ewok film fit in their world view? Now that was a treat.
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This is a normal post Between the ballsack and the arsehole

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This is a normal post Best way of taunting a hardcore Star Wars fan:
Mention the Holiday Special.
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This is a link post Today's "I bloody knew it" came early...
Apple admits throttling old phones but it's "a feature"
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They could force feed their customers shite and the mugs would still throw money at them. It's not a tech company it's a cult.
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This is a normal post ^^TGGI^^

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This is a normal post You trying to pump and dump a penny stock?

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This is a normal post Now that is interesting.
Mrs V has said her phone is getting slower, despite chucking out unnecessary apps and all the maintenance tasks you're supposed to do. Looks like a battery replacement will get it back up to speed.
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This is a normal post My wife's got a 2 year old phone that's slow as fuck now.
Can't believe the battery degraded that quickly. Waiting for a software hack to get rid of this "feature"
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This is a normal post On the other hand, I've just been given a Nexus phone because the battery life was shite
and I can replace the battery for just £10, which makes for a very cheap smart phone.
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This is a normal post Silly apple
They could have rebranded slowing performance as 'the Zen model' or something.

'Increase your inner patience strength. As you mature towards inner peace, so does your ithing'.
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This is a link post world pie eating champion
munch
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This is a normal post He looks much as you might expect
www.wigantoday.net/news/world-pie-eating-championship-winner-is-crowned-1-8919933
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This is a normal post Dave Smyth-Williams, 1992 winner,
being a touch hard of hearing when the resolution was made that ‘this year the umpires will strike back as a key theme of restoring respect for officials at the event’, it was misheard as ‘the Empire Strikes Back is the them of the event’, and he unilaterally arranged for Star Wars Stormtroopers to escort the umpires and Vince Brown of Bowen’s Pies, into the arena in Harry’s Bar.

hahaha
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This is a normal post All depressingly normal for Wigan

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This is a normal post "Lardass, Lardass, Lardass"

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This is a normal post we live in a world where
pie-eating champions from Wigan have double-barreled names.
When I were a lad, a double name *meant* something - it meant you were a pretentious golf club cunt.
Now, it just means your step-mother and third step-dad had a bit of a win and got married.
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This is a link post Bread face blog
Title is somewhat misleading... young woman sticks her face in various baked goods, it's not just bread.
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This is a normal post Not funny. Her doctor told her she's not eating properly.

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This is a normal post Well I never knew this was my thing...
Brb
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This is a link post PanettoneGate NSFW I made this!
We made a Christmas short film about the biggest festive mystery: panettone and what the fuck is it? Got crazy lucky with all the snow in London a few weeks ago
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This is a normal post Pannettone is just fuckin sex in cake form
There is no finer! I would eat it till I'm sick but I've yet to find my limit
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This is a normal post Wow. You're the first person I've eve heard express a fondness for it.
Tasteless, dried-up awfulness.
....but enough about Cerebus, pannettone is fucking disgusting.
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Yeah! This is literally the first positive opinion I've ever seen about it, incredible stuff
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This is a normal post Bless
I think the stuff you get in supermarkets isn't as good, but I was given a whole box full of 12, finished them in a week. Soft, juicy and sweet, but enough about you
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This is a normal post Oh yes! With icecream and whisky, or brandy. Or both?

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This is a normal post With a nice cup of tea!

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This is a normal post This, it's lovely with a bit of ice cream and a bucket of white wine.

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This is a normal post HASHTAG BLISS YEAH
TGI FRIDAY BBZ YEAH
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This is a normal post Gin, breakfast of champions.

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Is this a cry for help Cerebus?
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This is a normal post Might an intervention help?

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This is a normal post No but some tonic and a slice of lemon would be lovely.
Btw Tabs been looking for you.
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This is a normal post lemon?
you gordons drinking heathen
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This is a normal post Steady on!
Bombay Sapphire or Tanqueray in this house.
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Ha! very good.
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This is a link post Been looking for this for a while
It was late when my mate played it to me and so I have been searching for 'Mark Gatto' instead of 'Ron Gallo'
Park behind the hearse
there's no need - get out and take your purse
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Ooh this is good....and so is his other stuff apparently. thanks!
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This is a normal post thanks.
It's rocking my world.
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This is a link post Lying wanker resigns.

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This is a normal post Those photos were just resting in his user account.

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This is a normal post Jesus Christ.
That took forever.
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This is a normal post I still don't understand the police interest.
Why would they raise the matter with him if the porn wasn't illegal? Were they suddenly very concerned about copyright theft?
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This is a normal post In this case
as in most political scandals it's not the 'crime' it's the cover up.
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This is a normal post Misconduct in public office is a criminal matter

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This is a normal post utterly irrelvant
this has nothing to do with how he discharged (fnarr) his duties. comment worthy of late night on the graundiad.
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This is a normal post So I read the statute
You're quite right. He's absolutely allowed to wank himself square then round again in his office.

I knew the public sector was much cushier than the private one...
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This is a normal post that isn't criminal either mong
sackable, yes. criminal - unless you did it front of everyone in your call centre- no.
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This is a normal post In the places I have worked it wouldn't have even raised an eyebrow.

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKH9ECC_Qa4
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This is a normal post If that had been anything else I would have be very disappointed.

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This is a normal post Ha!
I had a colleague called "Crack-off Parsons" once.

6 times a day.
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This is a normal post I once met a man who claimed to have been jizz mopper
at a vauxhall 'spa'
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This is a normal post "Test-drive the new Vauxhall 'Jizz' today!

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This is a normal post Isn’t that a Honda?

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This is a normal post Sig is very relevant. It's not a criminal matter. The search was illegitimate though as fuzz had no warrant. That was the real scandal.

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This is a normal post I don't know much about this case
other than the porn they found was just thumbnails.

so the dude went online and looked at booby girls. I don't get the big deal about that. I fucking LOVE porn. I'm not going to resign.

The touching the knee thing is another matter: very creepy and unlikable.

what am i missing here?
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This is a normal post at work?

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This is a normal post He and his mated lied about it breaking the code.
Also the knee reporter got threats after a smear piece was briefed to the mail.
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This is a normal post Is that another term for his wife / partner?

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David Davis said he would resign if Damien Green was sacked.... I'm fucking waiting...
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This is a normal post Fucking ^THIS

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This is a normal post If that fucker
had come anywhere near me when I was a child, I would have pissed myself with fear. And I'm not sure I could guarantee an arid gusset even now.
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This is a normal post Is he a homosexual?
Does he have permission to use the Grinch likeness in this way?
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This is a normal post I think I would have smacked him one.

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How didn't he get punched?
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This is a link post Just seen this friend of b3ta on The One Show.
He was talking about school parents evenings or some shit. First report, so about 6 or 7 minutes in to the programme if you are watching on the BBC iPlayer

www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b09jg24x
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This is a link post Everything you need to know about the Australian wilderness

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This is a normal post I know where my next vacation will be.
Land of the sexy crocodiles.
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This is a normal post If it's not Walkabout with Jenny Agutter I'm not interested.

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This is a normal post *googles*
Am I on a list now?
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This is a normal post Perhaps Santa's naughty list?
Walkabout is a brilliant film anyway, but JA's appearance is a bonus.
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This is a normal post ^ has a large collection of '70s 'art films'...

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This is a normal post I told you, it was a private screening.
And then you did that thing with the popcorn bucket.
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This is a normal post ^ Big fan of Brooke Shields (early works)

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user
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tasteful glimpse of the bush
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This is a normal post Yep, always classy from Jen
none of your muck.
No seriously. None of your muck.
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Didn't expect to but watched the whole thing, was great
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This is a normal post Nice to see John Pilger getting some work

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This is a link post Nice bloke
Step-Dad goes to prison for 7 years after boy drowns. Bit harsh, I thought. Then I read the penultimate paragraph, so now you must read the penultimate paragraph.
#megacunt
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This is a normal post Wut?
How the hell did it take you until that paragraph to work out he was a cunt?
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This is a normal post Yeah, there were definite hints
Also, ignoring the horrific nature of this particular incident, if a kid can't swim by 5 that's a good sign that the parents don't give a shit about the kid's long-term survival prospects.
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This is a normal post The George Osborne face wasn't a giveaway?

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This is a normal post I thought he looked more like a cunt version of alexander armstrong
Although the two might not be dissimilar.
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This is a normal post Mouth breathing scum.
Yet another kid on an at risk register allowed to die .
Well done social services.
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This is a normal post You're weird.

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This is a link post dear satan

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This is a normal post Brilliant premise.

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This is a link post Bathe in my milk
Odd lady.
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This is a normal post Came here to post this
There's a key image missing, which is the advert itself. Linked here
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This is a normal post a pint of traditional milk please barkeeper

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This is a normal post Here you go...

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This is a normal post I'm having difficulty reading that
could you make it a little bigger?
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This is a normal post He promised his mum everyone will see it online.

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This is a normal post Oh, I'm glad that black people are acceptable too.

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This is a normal post How terrifically odd!

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This is a normal post dinnerdinnerdinnerdinner...
CANDLEMAN!!!
xx
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This is a normal post smokinnn

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This is a normal post Happy Candles!

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This is a normal post it's a 'funny' facebook 'person'
this one right here
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What a zany fellow.
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This is a link post 2017 strikes again voice of Daphne in ScoobyDoo is gone
the lady who voiced Daphne has done a ded. she was the second woman to voice her in ScoobyDoo
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This is a normal post difficult to know how to feel

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This is a normal post Use two fingers

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This is a normal post And a gentle circular motion

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This is a normal post meddling kids

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me fi
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This is a normal post Zoinks!
I bet it was the caretaker from the library that did her in.
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This is a link post Christmas Delivery I made this!
This'll fill your stockings!
Here's a sketch I wrote and produced for TomSka.
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This is a normal post Like this
The first one, obvs
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This is a normal post twisty
i quite like it
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This is a normal post Pretty elaborate way to get a local stripper to "be in a video."

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This is a normal post fucking hell he's got fat
and that tidy beard only helps to accentuate it
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This is a normal post It’s makeup.
I hope it is makeup.
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This is a normal post Tits!

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This is a normal post I lol'd and shared that I lol'd
then shared the video I lol'd at.

Is that how it works?

Oh yeah, I clicked where it said I like this.
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This is a link post Local Heroes
Used to love this. This is episode 1....
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This is a normal post this was the firs time i saw a mountain bike with a single sided front fork

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This is a normal post If it could only have a single sided pedal...
How is the phantom foot?
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This is a normal post Ah, the good old days
When you could introduce a show while displaying your pink helmet to the nation.
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This is a normal post That's the reason you don't see him on TV anymore

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This is a normal post He once ran me over on his bike
He jumped the lights at a pedestrian crossing and hit me.

Didn’t apologise or anything, just rode off.
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This is a normal post I am belatedly outraged at this dire behaviour.

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This is a normal post doesn't even pay fucking road tax.

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This is a normal post Who does?

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This is a normal post This episode is local to me too
Cheers!
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This is a normal post Great series.

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This is a link post Great tits
learn from each other's disgust
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This is a normal post just like in Some Girls are Bigger than others
unless I miss the meaning of disgust etc
boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=755355
(, Wed 20 Dec 2017, 19:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ooh Straight Dope is still going?

(, Wed 20 Dec 2017, 21:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post longer than I thought

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Peep Show has truly ran its course.
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This is a normal post was aiming for slice of the lamby use of pov

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This is a normal post that's a ploy to make me click again... Im not silly.

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did ya? :D
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