As some nerds are having hissy fits over the new Star Wars film not being blah snooze blah
Always a good reminder that they are lucky it is still about considering the original cut of Star Wars was complete fucking horse shit. Yes, editing can save films, but they worked a sodding miracle with this...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFMyMxMYDNk
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Always a good reminder that they are lucky it is still about considering the original cut of Star Wars was complete fucking horse shit. Yes, editing can save films, but they worked a sodding miracle with this...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFMyMxMYDNk
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Although you are probably being a sarcastic prick
I'd recommend this book, it is a very good read on the craft of editing.
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I'd recommend this book, it is a very good read on the craft of editing.
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Sarcastic prick, moi?
Book looks very interesting. Where were you when I was Christmas shopping? My old man would like it too.
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Book looks very interesting. Where were you when I was Christmas shopping? My old man would like it too.
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i guess this explains why the prequels were so shit
be interesting to see if those prequels could be saved with a lot of editing. I know people have tried, but would be hard without adding a lot of bits
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be interesting to see if those prequels could be saved with a lot of editing. I know people have tried, but would be hard without adding a lot of bits
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Easy,
Remove first scene.
Remove end scene.
Remove everything inbetween.
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Remove first scene.
Remove end scene.
Remove everything inbetween.
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Apparently Han Solo dies or something
And people are all pissy because it's not 'canon', although canon to them is some 20 year old neckbeard's basement-written fan fiction and completely unofficial. I fucking love Star Wars, but get the fuck over it. It's just a film.
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And people are all pissy because it's not 'canon', although canon to them is some 20 year old neckbeard's basement-written fan fiction and completely unofficial. I fucking love Star Wars, but get the fuck over it. It's just a film.
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I liked it as a kid just like any other fun film
It was only in my teens I realised some people are a bit mental about it.
Being pissy about the prequels was mostly fair though
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It was only in my teens I realised some people are a bit mental about it.
Being pissy about the prequels was mostly fair though
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Totally agree about the prequels.
And about the completely unnecessary CGI makeover the original Trilogy received. But the hatred for the new movie seems to be a little overblown.
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And about the completely unnecessary CGI makeover the original Trilogy received. But the hatred for the new movie seems to be a little overblown.
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Where does Caravan of Courage, the Ewok film fit in their world view? Now that was a treat.
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Best way of taunting a hardcore Star Wars fan:
Mention the Holiday Special.
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Mention the Holiday Special.
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Today's "I bloody knew it" came early...
Apple admits throttling old phones but it's "a feature"
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Apple admits throttling old phones but it's "a feature"
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They could force feed their customers shite and the mugs would still throw money at them. It's not a tech company it's a cult.
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Now that is interesting.
Mrs V has said her phone is getting slower, despite chucking out unnecessary apps and all the maintenance tasks you're supposed to do. Looks like a battery replacement will get it back up to speed.
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Mrs V has said her phone is getting slower, despite chucking out unnecessary apps and all the maintenance tasks you're supposed to do. Looks like a battery replacement will get it back up to speed.
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My wife's got a 2 year old phone that's slow as fuck now.
Can't believe the battery degraded that quickly. Waiting for a software hack to get rid of this "feature"
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Can't believe the battery degraded that quickly. Waiting for a software hack to get rid of this "feature"
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On the other hand, I've just been given a Nexus phone because the battery life was shite
and I can replace the battery for just £10, which makes for a very cheap smart phone.
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and I can replace the battery for just £10, which makes for a very cheap smart phone.
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Silly apple
They could have rebranded slowing performance as 'the Zen model' or something.
'Increase your inner patience strength. As you mature towards inner peace, so does your ithing'.
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They could have rebranded slowing performance as 'the Zen model' or something.
'Increase your inner patience strength. As you mature towards inner peace, so does your ithing'.
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He looks much as you might expect
www.wigantoday.net/news/world-pie-eating-championship-winner-is-crowned-1-8919933
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www.wigantoday.net/news/world-pie-eating-championship-winner-is-crowned-1-8919933
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Dave Smyth-Williams, 1992 winner,
being a touch hard of hearing when the resolution was made that ‘this year the umpires will strike back as a key theme of restoring respect for officials at the event’, it was misheard as ‘the Empire Strikes Back is the them of the event’, and he unilaterally arranged for Star Wars Stormtroopers to escort the umpires and Vince Brown of Bowen’s Pies, into the arena in Harry’s Bar.
hahaha
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being a touch hard of hearing when the resolution was made that ‘this year the umpires will strike back as a key theme of restoring respect for officials at the event’, it was misheard as ‘the Empire Strikes Back is the them of the event’, and he unilaterally arranged for Star Wars Stormtroopers to escort the umpires and Vince Brown of Bowen’s Pies, into the arena in Harry’s Bar.
hahaha
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we live in a world where
pie-eating champions from Wigan have double-barreled names.
When I were a lad, a double name *meant* something - it meant you were a pretentious golf club cunt.
Now, it just means your step-mother and third step-dad had a bit of a win and got married.
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pie-eating champions from Wigan have double-barreled names.
When I were a lad, a double name *meant* something - it meant you were a pretentious golf club cunt.
Now, it just means your step-mother and third step-dad had a bit of a win and got married.
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Bread face blog
Title is somewhat misleading... young woman sticks her face in various baked goods, it's not just bread.
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Title is somewhat misleading... young woman sticks her face in various baked goods, it's not just bread.
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PanettoneGate
NSFW
I made this!
We made a Christmas short film about the biggest festive mystery: panettone and what the fuck is it? Got crazy lucky with all the snow in London a few weeks ago
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We made a Christmas short film about the biggest festive mystery: panettone and what the fuck is it? Got crazy lucky with all the snow in London a few weeks ago
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Pannettone is just fuckin sex in cake form
There is no finer! I would eat it till I'm sick but I've yet to find my limit
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There is no finer! I would eat it till I'm sick but I've yet to find my limit
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Wow. You're the first person I've eve heard express a fondness for it.
Tasteless, dried-up awfulness.
....but enough about Cerebus, pannettone is fucking disgusting.
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Tasteless, dried-up awfulness.
....but enough about Cerebus, pannettone is fucking disgusting.
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Yeah! This is literally the first positive opinion I've ever seen about it, incredible stuff
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Bless
I think the stuff you get in supermarkets isn't as good, but I was given a whole box full of 12, finished them in a week. Soft, juicy and sweet, but enough about you
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I think the stuff you get in supermarkets isn't as good, but I was given a whole box full of 12, finished them in a week. Soft, juicy and sweet, but enough about you
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This, it's lovely with a bit of ice cream and a bucket of white wine.
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No but some tonic and a slice of lemon would be lovely.
Btw Tabs been looking for you.
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Btw Tabs been looking for you.
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Been looking for this for a while
It was late when my mate played it to me and so I have been searching for 'Mark Gatto' instead of 'Ron Gallo'
Park behind the hearse
there's no need - get out and take your purse
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It was late when my mate played it to me and so I have been searching for 'Mark Gatto' instead of 'Ron Gallo'
Park behind the hearse
there's no need - get out and take your purse
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Ooh this is good....and so is his other stuff apparently. thanks!
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I still don't understand the police interest.
Why would they raise the matter with him if the porn wasn't illegal? Were they suddenly very concerned about copyright theft?
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Why would they raise the matter with him if the porn wasn't illegal? Were they suddenly very concerned about copyright theft?
( , Wed 20 Dec 2017, 21:31, Share, Reply)
In this case
as in most political scandals it's not the 'crime' it's the cover up.
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as in most political scandals it's not the 'crime' it's the cover up.
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utterly irrelvant
this has nothing to do with how he discharged (fnarr) his duties. comment worthy of late night on the graundiad.
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this has nothing to do with how he discharged (fnarr) his duties. comment worthy of late night on the graundiad.
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So I read the statute
You're quite right. He's absolutely allowed to wank himself square then round again in his office.
I knew the public sector was much cushier than the private one...
( , Wed 20 Dec 2017, 22:14, Share, Reply)
You're quite right. He's absolutely allowed to wank himself square then round again in his office.
I knew the public sector was much cushier than the private one...
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that isn't criminal either mong
sackable, yes. criminal - unless you did it front of everyone in your call centre- no.
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sackable, yes. criminal - unless you did it front of everyone in your call centre- no.
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In the places I have worked it wouldn't have even raised an eyebrow.
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If that had been anything else I would have be very disappointed.
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Ha!
I had a colleague called "Crack-off Parsons" once.
6 times a day.
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I had a colleague called "Crack-off Parsons" once.
6 times a day.
( , Wed 20 Dec 2017, 22:52, Share, Reply)
I once met a man who claimed to have been jizz mopper
at a vauxhall 'spa'
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at a vauxhall 'spa'
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Sig is very relevant. It's not a criminal matter. The search was illegitimate though as fuzz had no warrant. That was the real scandal.
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I don't know much about this case
other than the porn they found was just thumbnails.
so the dude went online and looked at booby girls. I don't get the big deal about that. I fucking LOVE porn. I'm not going to resign.
The touching the knee thing is another matter: very creepy and unlikable.
what am i missing here?
( , Thu 21 Dec 2017, 8:50, Share, Reply)
other than the porn they found was just thumbnails.
so the dude went online and looked at booby girls. I don't get the big deal about that. I fucking LOVE porn. I'm not going to resign.
The touching the knee thing is another matter: very creepy and unlikable.
what am i missing here?
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He and his mated lied about it breaking the code.
Also the knee reporter got threats after a smear piece was briefed to the mail.
( , Thu 21 Dec 2017, 9:24, Share, Reply)
Also the knee reporter got threats after a smear piece was briefed to the mail.
( , Thu 21 Dec 2017, 9:24, Share, Reply)
David Davis said he would resign if Damien Green was sacked.... I'm fucking waiting...
( , Thu 21 Dec 2017, 11:51, Share, Reply)
Great British Bake Off stars recreate East 17's 'Stay Another Day'
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If that fucker
had come anywhere near me when I was a child, I would have pissed myself with fear. And I'm not sure I could guarantee an arid gusset even now.
( , Wed 20 Dec 2017, 21:06, Share, Reply)
had come anywhere near me when I was a child, I would have pissed myself with fear. And I'm not sure I could guarantee an arid gusset even now.
( , Wed 20 Dec 2017, 21:06, Share, Reply)
Is he a homosexual?
Does he have permission to use the Grinch likeness in this way?
( , Wed 20 Dec 2017, 21:13, Share, Reply)
Does he have permission to use the Grinch likeness in this way?
( , Wed 20 Dec 2017, 21:13, Share, Reply)
Just seen this friend of b3ta on The One Show.
He was talking about school parents evenings or some shit. First report, so about 6 or 7 minutes in to the programme if you are watching on the BBC iPlayer
www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b09jg24x
( , Wed 20 Dec 2017, 19:08, Share, Reply)
He was talking about school parents evenings or some shit. First report, so about 6 or 7 minutes in to the programme if you are watching on the BBC iPlayer
www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b09jg24x
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Everything you need to know about the Australian wilderness
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I know where my next vacation will be.
Land of the sexy crocodiles.
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Land of the sexy crocodiles.
( , Wed 20 Dec 2017, 17:11, Share, Reply)
If it's not Walkabout with Jenny Agutter I'm not interested.
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Perhaps Santa's naughty list?
Walkabout is a brilliant film anyway, but JA's appearance is a bonus.
( , Wed 20 Dec 2017, 18:56, Share, Reply)
Walkabout is a brilliant film anyway, but JA's appearance is a bonus.
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I told you, it was a private screening.
And then you did that thing with the popcorn bucket.
( , Wed 20 Dec 2017, 19:31, Share, Reply)
And then you did that thing with the popcorn bucket.
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Yep, always classy from Jen
none of your muck.
No seriously. None of your muck.
( , Wed 20 Dec 2017, 19:14, Share, Reply)
none of your muck.
No seriously. None of your muck.
( , Wed 20 Dec 2017, 19:14, Share, Reply)
Nice bloke
Step-Dad goes to prison for 7 years after boy drowns. Bit harsh, I thought. Then I read the penultimate paragraph, so now you must read the penultimate paragraph.
#megacunt
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Step-Dad goes to prison for 7 years after boy drowns. Bit harsh, I thought. Then I read the penultimate paragraph, so now you must read the penultimate paragraph.
#megacunt
( , Wed 20 Dec 2017, 15:29, Share, Reply)
Wut?
How the hell did it take you until that paragraph to work out he was a cunt?
( , Wed 20 Dec 2017, 15:43, Share, Reply)
How the hell did it take you until that paragraph to work out he was a cunt?
( , Wed 20 Dec 2017, 15:43, Share, Reply)
Yeah, there were definite hints
Also, ignoring the horrific nature of this particular incident, if a kid can't swim by 5 that's a good sign that the parents don't give a shit about the kid's long-term survival prospects.
( , Wed 20 Dec 2017, 15:49, Share, Reply)
Also, ignoring the horrific nature of this particular incident, if a kid can't swim by 5 that's a good sign that the parents don't give a shit about the kid's long-term survival prospects.
( , Wed 20 Dec 2017, 15:49, Share, Reply)
I thought he looked more like a cunt version of alexander armstrong
Although the two might not be dissimilar.
( , Wed 20 Dec 2017, 20:07, Share, Reply)
Although the two might not be dissimilar.
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Mouth breathing scum.
Yet another kid on an at risk register allowed to die .
Well done social services.
( , Wed 20 Dec 2017, 17:27, Share, Reply)
Yet another kid on an at risk register allowed to die .
Well done social services.
( , Wed 20 Dec 2017, 17:27, Share, Reply)
Came here to post this
There's a key image missing, which is the advert itself. Linked here
( , Wed 20 Dec 2017, 13:53, Share, Reply)
There's a key image missing, which is the advert itself. Linked here
( , Wed 20 Dec 2017, 13:53, Share, Reply)
I'm having difficulty reading that
could you make it a little bigger?
( , Wed 20 Dec 2017, 15:01, Share, Reply)
could you make it a little bigger?
( , Wed 20 Dec 2017, 15:01, Share, Reply)
2017 strikes again voice of Daphne in ScoobyDoo is gone
the lady who voiced Daphne has done a ded. she was the second woman to voice her in ScoobyDoo
( , Wed 20 Dec 2017, 12:38, Share, Reply)
the lady who voiced Daphne has done a ded. she was the second woman to voice her in ScoobyDoo
( , Wed 20 Dec 2017, 12:38, Share, Reply)
Zoinks!
I bet it was the caretaker from the library that did her in.
( , Wed 20 Dec 2017, 13:03, Share, Reply)
I bet it was the caretaker from the library that did her in.
( , Wed 20 Dec 2017, 13:03, Share, Reply)
Christmas Delivery
I made this!
This'll fill your stockings!
Here's a sketch I wrote and produced for TomSka.
( , Wed 20 Dec 2017, 12:17, Share, Reply)
This'll fill your stockings!
Here's a sketch I wrote and produced for TomSka.
( , Wed 20 Dec 2017, 12:17, Share, Reply)
Pretty elaborate way to get a local stripper to "be in a video."
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fucking hell he's got fat
and that tidy beard only helps to accentuate it
( , Wed 20 Dec 2017, 17:01, Share, Reply)
and that tidy beard only helps to accentuate it
( , Wed 20 Dec 2017, 17:01, Share, Reply)
I lol'd and shared that I lol'd
then shared the video I lol'd at.
Is that how it works?
Oh yeah, I clicked where it said I like this.
( , Thu 21 Dec 2017, 4:15, Share, Reply)
then shared the video I lol'd at.
Is that how it works?
Oh yeah, I clicked where it said I like this.
( , Thu 21 Dec 2017, 4:15, Share, Reply)
this was the firs time i saw a mountain bike with a single sided front fork
( , Wed 20 Dec 2017, 12:33, Share, Reply)
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If it could only have a single sided pedal...
How is the phantom foot?
( , Wed 20 Dec 2017, 13:03, Share, Reply)
How is the phantom foot?
( , Wed 20 Dec 2017, 13:03, Share, Reply)
Ah, the good old days
When you could introduce a show while displaying your pink helmet to the nation.
( , Wed 20 Dec 2017, 18:03, Share, Reply)
When you could introduce a show while displaying your pink helmet to the nation.
( , Wed 20 Dec 2017, 18:03, Share, Reply)
He once ran me over on his bike
He jumped the lights at a pedestrian crossing and hit me.
Didn’t apologise or anything, just rode off.
( , Wed 20 Dec 2017, 18:24, Share, Reply)
He jumped the lights at a pedestrian crossing and hit me.
Didn’t apologise or anything, just rode off.
( , Wed 20 Dec 2017, 18:24, Share, Reply)
just like in Some Girls are Bigger than others
unless I miss the meaning of disgust etc
boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=755355
( , Wed 20 Dec 2017, 19:44, Share, Reply)
unless I miss the meaning of disgust etc
boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=755355
( , Wed 20 Dec 2017, 19:44, Share, Reply)
The Discussion a short film I made about arguing and closing a door
I made this!
( , Wed 20 Dec 2017, 11:29, Share, Reply)
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