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This is a link post Dutch Mascot has correct attitude to boring events
She will go far
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 21:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post orange
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOdFQloocLg
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 21:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lovely.

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 21:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah thats right

(I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 21:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post .
www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6idVpnM3Uk
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 23:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Thank goodness they slowed it down and repeated it. I missed it the first time
 (I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 22:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Missed what? Wait, what did I miss?
It must have been like lightning
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 23:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Replay is on heavy downers.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 23 Mar 2018, 23:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's not rude in NL/Germany (it means "hello" not "fuck off")
the currant bun tried to make a controversy over the same thing last summer when the royals visited pbs.twimg.com/media/DFN7gbdXgAIPVPu.jpg
 (I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Sat 24 Mar 2018, 0:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post is that what they told you?

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 24 Mar 2018, 0:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post She's Michel Barnier's granddaughter.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 24 Mar 2018, 9:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.b3ta.com/links/1479874
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 24 Mar 2018, 9:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's like a contagious disease. Spread by forrins no doubt.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 24 Mar 2018, 16:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post You can see her mulling over the pros and cons
for some time before settling on "fuck it".
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Sat 24 Mar 2018, 10:25, , Reply)
This is a link post Best band ever
I defy you to disagree on pain of flouncing
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 21:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Jesus Christ what a temptation.
And actually...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnH_zwVmiuE
Note to Prufrock - yup former neighbors. Had some tiems, yeah.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 22:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good that...
From the related videos:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfaOf70M4xs
 (I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 22:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post I tried arranging that for my big band
It didn't work out very well... great piece!

I also like this version: www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MgzTHGfceQ
 (I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sat 24 Mar 2018, 22:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers and thanks for this... love it.

(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Sat 24 Mar 2018, 9:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post this one gets played a bit too much
but I still like it! youtu.be/9RMJq-7Dx7U
 (I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sat 24 Mar 2018, 22:43, , Reply)
This is a link post Nixies - "Databaser"

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 21:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post And Merchant would have gotten away with it too, etc

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 21:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well done!
+ containing Pixies music. Hooray!
 (timbolator successfully hiding from the authorities on, Sun 25 Mar 2018, 11:44, , Reply)
This is a link post Moody bit of trip hoppery, first thing I've made in a while I made this!

(I helped save b3ta! quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 20:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Worldly fine. Like it. More please.

(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Sat 24 Mar 2018, 21:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Very nice =]
 (Sherbs, Sat 24 Mar 2018, 23:26, , Reply)
This is a link post Cupnoodles museum
Turns out there's a Cupnoodles museum. I wanna go.
 (MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Fri 23 Mar 2018, 19:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post That looks pretty cool
But what I want to know is where the hell you can get crispy noodles from without having to buy a Vesta chow mein.
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 19:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post "The huge athletic facility offers the virtual experience of being a noodle in a huge factory, and going through the entire manufacturing process from making the noodles to shipping them."
Presumably before being stuffed into a large bucket, submerged in boiling water and getting prodded with a giant fork until soft.
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 20:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haven't you been warned
about sharing your sexual fantasies here before?
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 20:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post What the shit are cupnoodles?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 23 Mar 2018, 22:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post noodles, wait for it... in a cup

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 22:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, chav food

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Sat 24 Mar 2018, 8:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Needs more MC Mick McMax (the man with the mix)
And moon monkey (the lunar simeon) at the pot fish hot-pot rave club
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Sat 24 Mar 2018, 4:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post I recommend Shinyokohama Ramen Museum
It's better, really. The cupnoodles one is mostly for kids.

www.raumen.co.jp/english/

I used to live there;I'm back in Blighty now. I mean, I lived in Japan... not the museum. In a town called Omori - so 10 mins into Tokyo, 20 mins to Yokohama.

Omori is well-known for its little backstreet oldschool "kissaten" cafe's/bars, where they sell very nice noodles, and copious alcohol.
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sat 24 Mar 2018, 18:01, , Reply)
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I've been to the currywurst museum in Berlin.
 (MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Sat 24 Mar 2018, 19:38, , Reply)
This is a link post VR Sculpturing, didn't even know it was a thing
This guy is insane
(I helped save b3ta! Punked I Love Vectors, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 17:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post
If you like that try VR watercolours
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 17:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post 4:22 - the full Michael Jackson

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 19:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post All I can say is wow; I had no idea VR had progressed so far.
It's not just the talent on display here, I was amazed at how advanced the software appeared to be. Just thinking about what might be accomplished with this, a comprehensive SolidWorks plugin and a laser sintering machine makes me go weak at the knees.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sat 24 Mar 2018, 0:35, , Reply)
This is a link post Animatronic T rex bursts into flames in Colorado
Disappointingly not a Creationist museum
(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 17:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post clearly an act of god smiting foolish dinosaur believers

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 17:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Get a bucket of water!!!!!!!
They're already extinct!
 (dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 17:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 17:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dino-herps

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 19:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pyranosaurus fecked

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 20:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post OH YE GODS! My rex is ruined!

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 21:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's how they all went 66 million years ago.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 22:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Has anyone explored the possibility of SHC?

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 23:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is that like RSI?

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sat 24 Mar 2018, 0:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post GTI?

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sat 24 Mar 2018, 6:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post ASL?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Sat 24 Mar 2018, 8:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post TMI

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 24 Mar 2018, 8:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post the wickersaur

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 22:46, , Reply)
This is a link post akira100%

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 17:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post neo tokyo will explode

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 23:08, , Reply)
This is a link post yeah well, I'm not a lot of men
GC 2012
(I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 17:13, , Reply)
This is a link post Another reworking of a killer rap tune. I made this!
Apologies to 2Pac this time.

Ah fuck it, life's too short for apologies, I reckon this is actually pretty great. Take a listen and share it if you like it and have a Soundcloud login.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 15:59, , Reply)
This is a link post Grown-up joins White House
If he can stay in post for longer-than-average, we might see some good stuff start to happen.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 15:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dodged the war in Vietnam
And wants to send other peoples kids to war?

Yup, just like his boss, only slightly less awful.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 15:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't forget his help in sending kids to find those pesky WMD in Iraq.

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 15:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Keep me searching for a Weapon of Mass Destruction
And I'm getting old
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 15:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was thinking about gettin a WMD
finding a place near by for her to stay
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 16:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hit the city and I lost some towns,
Saw the drones take another man.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 23 Mar 2018, 23:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post None of that's important now.
His appointment brings the prospect of a kinetic response to North Korea. And Iran.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 15:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Because that worked so well in Afghanistan and Iraq

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 15:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post I dunno
No Saddam, cleared out the Taliban before we lost our nerve. Plus, we killed a lot of people.

Got to keep fighting!
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 15:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post “Grown up”

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 16:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hah! Jokes on you!
I'm already on that list.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 18:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post In your barely visible bikini?
again???
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 18:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wipe yourself

(I helped save b3ta! clockworkrat has nice pants, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 15:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post None of that's important now?
www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-24547256

You fucking cunt
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 21:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post There's a highly specific phrase for that sort of thing in America.
It's 'the Republican candidate'.
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 15:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post aren't there laws against posting FOX news here?

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 15:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post
There fucking should be...
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 16:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Aye, aye, aye.

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 17:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yay! Liberal censorship! No platform for the hetero-orthodox! Tolerate zero tolerance!

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 16:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yay! right wing attempts to stifle comment and jokes that might be seen as an attack on their precious propaganda source

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 16:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post When the other sides does it, it's propaganda
Nevertheless, I do agree with the rest of your post.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 16:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post why is only one side propaganda?

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 16:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Because
*I* am a bearer of the truth and protector of the flame of liberty
*He* is merchant of twisted propaganda
*You* are total fake news, sad
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 17:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post sounds like all three are full of shit

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 17:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post and I thought Steven Hawking was dead
profound shit, bro
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 17:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha, I get that a lot
but I just ride around in this chair because I'm lazy
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 17:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post IKR!
Also you can have pre-programmed 'I'm listening to your inane babble' phrases in your voice synth. It's made it possible for me to keep playing call of duty during what would otherwise have been intensely dull family occasions.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 18:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah comrade! Those right wingers are always stifling comment and jokes. It's outrageous! Have you seen the state of political discourse on campuses these days? Fucking fascists!

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 19:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^from someone who has likely never set foot on a college campus in the U.S.

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 19:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well as it happens I have but it wasn't term time but wtf has that got to do with anything? Do you not follow the news and read about what's happening on U.K. Campuses?
No, of course not.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 20:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post
follow the news ≠ watching fox
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 24 Mar 2018, 0:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Everything I've read suggests he's an enormous (metephorical) hawk
Which might not be what the world needs right now.
 (dyllon nice beaver., Fri 23 Mar 2018, 17:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post I used to think he was a bad man.
Then I got (as I think they say on Facebook) "woke as fuck".

After eight years of that effete, elitist prick president, we need a Bismarck.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 17:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Erm
He does not hold the wick of a candle compared to a giant such as Bismarck - and i’m French.

Bolt-on is just an angry old dude who misses the time when Magnum PI was cool.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 18:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's a realist, at least
And he's not scared of killing the West's enemies to death.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 18:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Top trolling
you can;t be serious - he was the dummy in GWB's crew - and I'm including GWB.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 18:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well...
He's always been right about the United Nations.

He's always been right about North Korea.

He has interesting and potentially very exciting views about Iran.

That'll do for me.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 18:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post You really are a massive cunt aren't you?

(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 23:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Aw...is that all you've got?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Sat 24 Mar 2018, 13:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Being a hawk and being intelligent are not necessarily mutually exclusive.
I admire a de Gaule, Bismarck or Eisenhower - even if all of them did foolish mistakes - they all put their country above themselves and moved heaven and earth.

Bolton is not a Bismark, he is just what happens to international diplomacy is simplified to Fox News sound bites.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sat 24 Mar 2018, 13:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fair enough
It's very much a case of faute de mieux

But if it means a strike on North Korea, I'll forgive him his shortcomings.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Sat 24 Mar 2018, 14:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Erm,
Basically “let’s bomb this country that has a ballistic nuclear capacity and over 1000 arty pieces of 122mm or bigger trained over the capital of our strongest regional ally, and not care of the consequences, because the village idiot with a pervy moustache told us so”?

If you cannot fathom how insane this is, there is no electrochoc therapy in any loony house in the world that can save you.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sat 24 Mar 2018, 20:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Humph,
Derailed a UN plan to ban a class of WMD, then sends people to die looking for them in Iraq, destabilises whole region, blames the U.N. for the mess. This is both infantile and evil (and only a little part of the “I want I want waahhh” clusterfuck of bull shit he pulled).

Everybody with half a neutron and basic reading skills is right about North Korea, but when the Nork’s heavy artillery starts pounding Seoul he’ll be in his recliner blaming the U.N. Being right and being applicable are two very distinct things.

Very exiting views about Iran? He supports the Wahhabis who hate us and are behind nearly every islamic terror attack in the last 20 years. I too disagree with the Imams, but they don’t bomb us, are more concerned about defeating Isis than we are, are actually quite pro occidental on a lot of subjects and to whom you (yes you) could have a chat with (try that with a Saud, ha!). But hey, you’d actually have to go to the region and talk to people to understand.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sat 24 Mar 2018, 6:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^^^ This

(bovine intervention, Sat 24 Mar 2018, 13:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post What made you woke as fuck?

(dyllon nice beaver., Fri 23 Mar 2018, 22:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hey? What's wrong with elitism?

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Sat 24 Mar 2018, 18:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bolton's no grown up
My 4 year old can think further ahead then Bolton:
https://www.nytimes.com/2013/10/14/world/to-ousted-boss-arms-watchdog-was-seen-as-an-obstacle-in-iraq.html

Yes, we depend on the Organisation for Prohibition of Chemical Weapons to keep up safe from sarin and the like, to go to Syria and report. But Bolton basically dismembered them because they would not be bought (or fooled) to lie for him in favour of his Iraq war.

Seriously, this guy is totally irresponsible.
 (bovine intervention, Sat 24 Mar 2018, 14:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Retard thinks John Bolton is a 'grown up'.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 24 Mar 2018, 20:45, , Reply)
This is a link post Looks like it's another fundamentalist Friday fun day again.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 12:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was expecting another US mass shooting perpetrated by a white christian.
You should have said it was a terrorist act, then we'd know it would just be about the muslims.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 12:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post The world is full of challenged young men

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 12:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post We shouldn't believe them when they say they are doing this for Allah.
This has NOTHING to do with Islam.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 13:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nothing??
I mean have you read even one page of the quran?

It literally orders people (dozens and dozens of times at that) to kill non-muslims as part of their religious duty - and if they don't fight, then they go to hell.
 (I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 16:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post I read it in the i newspaper, actually.
Anyway, are you some kind of racist or something? Criticism of Islam is racist, didn't you know?

I did start reading the Holy Qu'ran, but I got as far as Surah 2 (The Cow) and saw all this stuff about how evil the Jews were.

It must have been a bad translation, or a fake book written by a right wing smear group.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 17:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post shit, yeah, forgot about that.
I await my entry on the SPLC ban list
 (I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 17:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck off Abdul.
Islam is a religion of war. The very word Jihad means 'Holy War' The Muslim word for the rest of us is Infidels which means 'Enemies of The Faith.'
But yeah, keep spouting your liberal inclusive bullshit, and wringing your hands at how awful The West is.
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 24 Mar 2018, 20:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'Reports say the suspect is known to French intelligence services and that his mother is at the scene.'
How embarrassing.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mx8S9AKb_oM
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 14:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post "He's not a Jihadi",
"He's a very naughty boy".
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 17:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post And he's dead.
French police don't fuck about.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 15:07, , Reply)
This is a link post SS Great Britain

(Front Office, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 11:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post If she wants to know how it is, just go up the main mast of a tall ship at sea.
Messing around with squaressails in a storm, at night, in the the Gulf of Biscay is dangerous, hard, exhausting and fucking amazing.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 12:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm interested
Go on...
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 14:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Smellysam got press-ganged by the Royal Navy
He doesn’t like to talk about it, but has developed a taste for rum and knotted rope.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 14:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post From arsehole to porthole, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 14:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post You learn to stuff the packing up the prop shaft.

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 15:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post She's an attractive lady. Is she famous?

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 22:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's Julia Bradbury
Famous? Well, she's on the telly a bit
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 23:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks for that.
I don't watch a lot of telly.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sat 24 Mar 2018, 0:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post I guess you watch a lot of hamsters.
With an X in URL?
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sat 24 Mar 2018, 7:30, , Reply)
This is a link post Trump would be jealous I made this!
of having such nice kids
(JoyfulMischief, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 9:28, , Reply)
This is a link post Playing in my boxer shorts Episode 05 I made this!
Mercifully, the camera auto-zoomed at the last minute so you don't have to see my stupid fucking face.
(chasbo zelena Real Immodesty, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 9:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is how to guitar in underwear...
https://youtu.be/QMWUYMWlEyo
 (I helped save b3ta! joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 9:34, , Reply)
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2Hbs2IlRZY
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 11:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Meet his friends;
youtube.com/watch?v=FajVOv2_9fY
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 12:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post As peculiar as that scene is, that single pickup makes a fantastic sound.

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 15:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Bloody hell. I stand corrected and he stands incorrect.
 (chasbo zelena Real Immodesty, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 13:44, , Reply)
This is a link post “Smoke-breathing” elephant
I believe the elephant may have been trying to ingest wood charcoal,” said Dr. Varun Goswami, WCS India scientist and elephant biologist. “She appeared to be picking up pieces from the forest floor, blowing away the ash that came along with it, and consuming the rest.
(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 8:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post I bet she smokes Camels.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 9:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post 2 pachyderm-a-day habit

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 12:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck,even elephants are vaping now,

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 11:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post What a world we live in.
Even elephants have to go outside for a vape.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 11:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post How to deal with the elephant in the room.
Make it stand outside for a puff.
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 15:42, , Reply)
This is a link post How can all of these things be so true at the same time?
If Facebook really manipulates our thoughts, they must want us to be really pissed at Facebook.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 21:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post whats a facebook?
no one uses books anymore its all gone online!
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 22:09, , Reply)
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I like the way the real villain is a sneaky English posh bloke who's just trying to make a shed load of money. As in many naff Hollywood films.
 (Lifelong Conservative Voter is still voting for the conservatives, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 2:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post What on earth will all these sad cunts do when Facebook closes its doors.
And they can no longer drape its pages with how utterly average their lives are?
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 6:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post They'll take to crime

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 23 Mar 2018, 7:05, , Reply)
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o c hat and pa
ime ty
 (I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 8:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post twitter

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 9:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Praying for Facebook users
And changed my profile picture to show support
 (LetsGetDownToIt, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 9:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post
/talk
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 10:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post remember to put your bins out

(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 12:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post “Adverts for bins”

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 12:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post STAY ABOUT FROM MY BINS

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 23 Mar 2018, 13:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post “Advert for G4S”

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 15:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post The only thing I've ever seen from 'targeted advertising'
Is a slew of adverts prompting me to visit whatever product website I recently searched for and visited of my own volition anyway.

I gather the same is true of political opinion.

Although what strikes me as particularly dodgy is politicians using targeted messages and relying on filtering algorithms to deliver one message to one interest group, and something entirely contradictory or inflammatory to another. It's been going on since politics began, but the algorithms that drive the likes of Facebook and Google Ads make it possible on an industrial, automated, and completely unsupervised scale.

Although one will almost certainly fuck it up on a colossal scale and send out a video promising to bring back slavery or something, just like Google Ads generating a 'Best Prices On Slaves at eBay' headline when you're looking up civil rights.
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 16:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Back when I had multiple accounts for EVE Online,
95% of the adverts I received were for EVE Online.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 17:31, , Reply)
This is a link post 2,000 days on Mars

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 21:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post FAKE CGI!

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 9:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Real CGI?

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 12:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post The fact that we've put a nuclear powered robot with frickin lasers on Mars should get more attention.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 16:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post How does it take a self-portrait without any visible means of holding the camera?
Did the rover find a Martian to hold it?
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 16:27, , Reply)
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Multiple images, stitched together in post, they edit out the arm.

(And that's to counter the alternative where the arm appears in multiple positions and it looks like we've deployed a robot land octopus. Those things aren't actually ready to be deployed yet)
 (Damien_The_Unbeliever, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 17:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ie: magic.

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 17:58, , Reply)
This is a link post Twatfuck! It's Crude Cryptic 12... I made this!
C R U D E C R Y P T I C 1 2

T W A T F U C K !

For all you lovers of literate filth...


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▕▕▊▕▊▕▊ 🅲🆁🆈🅿🆃🅸🅲
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LINK ABOVE FETCHES JPG. To download the interactive PUZ file, go here: https://drive.google.com/open?https://drive.google.com/open?id=1JVNIh94-inNRdJ5V-YZvq-hcMWeK6AMd

As ever, there will be a small but appropriate prize for the first correct entry drawn after the closing date (7 April). Gaz me if you need my email address, or DM your solution (photo or screenshot will do) to @crudecryptics on the twitter.

CONGRATULATIONS to the winner of #11, The_cold_stare, who has been sent an appropriate prize. :)

Please clicky-clicky.

Next puzzle sometime in April. Probably.
 (merkinhead poos sideways, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 21:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post \o/

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 21:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post I winned!

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 23:10, , Reply)
This is a link post Merica!

(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 19:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Feaces appears to be descending.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 20:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post This, I imagine.
abc7news.com/sfpd-officer-in-fair-condition-5-others-wounded-in-shooting/3244100/
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 20:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post shambles
Under-trained and over armed.Fuck about like that in West Belfast nevermind our more recent jaunts and you'd all be dead. Indeed fuck about like that in Kensington and you'd deserve it. Did they all arrive in the same tiny car?
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 21:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Two of the guys were shot when the doors they were hiding behind fell off.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 22:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post I noticed one was still stumbling around holding a door
He’d lost his oversized shoes and cheery nose though
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 22:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post whats a door?

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 11:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Something that can also be a jar.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 12:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ask Krusty and Ronald,
They are doing a running of with it gag.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 13:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hollywood School of Standoffs

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Fri 23 Mar 2018, 6:41, , Reply)

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