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Woman gets both hands around pussy, totally crushes it
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 18 Jun 2018, 3:04,
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Oh
You.
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Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Mon 18 Jun 2018, 7:11,
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The NRA probably doesn't approve of this clear trend of women fighting rabies without guns.
usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2017/06/15/woman-drowns-rabid-raccoon-after-attacks-her/399987001/
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 18 Jun 2018, 9:28,
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What became of the phone?
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 18 Jun 2018, 20:44,
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“DeDe Phillips of Hart county had gone outside on 7 June to take a picture.”
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 18 Jun 2018, 11:32,
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"A 46-year-old grandmother"
That's a quickish turnaround.
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Varmint, Mon 18 Jun 2018, 17:06,
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Well, none of the three cars in the front yard have wheels on them,
So if you can’t go anywhere, might as well come in anyone.
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 19 Jun 2018, 8:27,
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Quicker than you think
Her granddaughter is 5.
Even so, having a sprog at about 20 is hardly unusual. Neither, really, is the ability to strangle a slightly larger than average cat.
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SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Tue 19 Jun 2018, 20:36,
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Also available on video
News report here;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkn3AhjZsUs
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SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Tue 19 Jun 2018, 20:39,
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tune in turn on and slack off
'Employees who practice mindfulness meditation are less motivated, having realized the futility of their jobs'
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 17 Jun 2018, 21:15,
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Right on!
Edit: jobs existence
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 17 Jun 2018, 23:03,
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Left off!
wax on! wax off!
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 17 Jun 2018, 23:17,
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 17 Jun 2018, 23:48,
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Invisible climbing frame.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 18 Jun 2018, 0:21,
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my normal shitting position
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 18 Jun 2018, 3:08,
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shitting cottaging
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 18 Jun 2018, 11:41,
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You forgot to click NSFW.
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 18 Jun 2018, 1:30,
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That link led my to learning that the Jerry Springer show is no more.
In honour of its passing, here is a episode where they skipped foreplay, lube and went the smelly un’ real fast.
youtube.com/watch?v=3sFSGlFDlSM
NSFW as it contains footage of fat Americans clueless without guns.
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 18 Jun 2018, 8:44,
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Basically "Office Space"
Mike Judge is doing pretty well in the prophetic film stakes this decade eh.
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pineapplecharm D d M Y, H:i, Mon 18 Jun 2018, 9:48,
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H.R.
For girls who aren't pretty enough to work in Comms
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Mon 18 Jun 2018, 10:53,
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Rubberneckers (Modular Synth Performance)
fidderly twidderly dee.
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S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Sun 17 Jun 2018, 17:29,
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Modular synths you say?
I went to the Leeds Modular Meets last August, and this performance was excellent:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Wrv9W-B728
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Varmint, Sun 17 Jun 2018, 19:25,
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Crackin'
Thanks for the link :)
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S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Sun 17 Jun 2018, 19:35,
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The mosh pit looks quite tame
Are you sure the crowd are alive?
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Captain Ignorant what does this button do..., Mon 18 Jun 2018, 10:22,
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Good thing he's not a stoner.
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chasbo zelena Real Immodesty, Mon 18 Jun 2018, 10:54,
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Hey, I was there man!
In truth the majority of attendees were middle-aged men with no other hobbies or interests. Moshing would have been a step too far, and may have creased their beige slacks.
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Varmint, Mon 18 Jun 2018, 17:08,
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That is great
Have the mega crowd been anesthetized? No limb moving to some great techno.
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 18 Jun 2018, 22:44,
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How about a matinee performance of this before the next B3ta bash?
I know we share a love of contemporary performance, and this does look to be quite a spectacle.
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joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre, Sun 17 Jun 2018, 9:30,
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What a load of pretentious tosh
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sun 17 Jun 2018, 10:33,
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What a load of pretentious tosh
Typical evening in Wetherspoons
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Varmint, Sun 17 Jun 2018, 11:27,
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Some arresting visual effects.
Can't help but wonder what disembodied head woman thought about being slapped round the neck by his tackle.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 17 Jun 2018, 12:27,
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"neck sounds great"
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 17 Jun 2018, 18:19,
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"some kid teabagged my neck. i didn't like it."
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 17 Jun 2018, 18:40,
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Bloody hell...Jacob Dyer. Now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time.
A long time.
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Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Sun 17 Jun 2018, 23:13,
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My research says way back in 2006.
User Nothingtoseehere was forcibly memed.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 17 Jun 2018, 23:27,
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She probably felt a bit of a knob.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 18 Jun 2018, 10:53,
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That guy with the big toilet roll tubes is basically a wheeler from Return To Oz sans wheels.
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JauntyArt, Sun 17 Jun 2018, 18:31,
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Plus tinkling bells and waggling his cock about
Unless I'm misremembering the film.
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sun 17 Jun 2018, 20:32,
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I don't want to make light of a horrible situation
but it occurred to me today that the people running US border patrols may have been watching too much Alan Partridge
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Spunk Murphy Tchaikovsky is a synonym for fanny, apparently, Sun 17 Jun 2018, 4:37,
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The same can’t be said of anyone who watches this vid at least.
EDIT: cheeky ninja
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Sun 17 Jun 2018, 8:26,
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Hmmmm.
Here's the video for anybody curious: mobile.twitter.com/Indivisible_TO/status/1007517234535645184/video/1
I think Alan Patridge would have done a lot more damage.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 17 Jun 2018, 9:49,
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Informational Record for Electromusical Instrument "Ekvodin"
"Электромусыкальный Инструмент Екводин - Информатионная Запись"
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 17 Jun 2018, 3:06,
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I enjoyed this
That is all.
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George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Sun 17 Jun 2018, 16:52,
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Lovely.
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joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre, Sun 17 Jun 2018, 21:48,
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more info / other stuff:
120years.net/
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 17 Jun 2018, 22:11,
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Black bejewelled battle shorts
I searched Amazon for Vl'Hurg attire.
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<>Dog www.stevelaker.blog, Sun 17 Jun 2018, 1:30,
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So which one did you get?
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 17 Jun 2018, 1:38,
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More importantly
do they come with a sickly broiling vapour?
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Hampster Squared has stuff at www.tilla.co.uk, Sun 17 Jun 2018, 23:51,
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Serious shoplifting skillz
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sun 17 Jun 2018, 0:22,
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Cool customer
I can't help it, festivals + shoplifting equals Screeech Rock
m.youtube.com/watch?v=VaaHMpUC3F4
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 17 Jun 2018, 0:33,
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Somebody didn't skip Kegal day at the gyn
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 17 Jun 2018, 9:43,
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Bungee straps as a thong.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 17 Jun 2018, 12:55,
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Keep talking
Don't stop
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 17 Jun 2018, 15:55,
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Old free festival
1998 Ribblehead with Dave Brock interview.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 16 Jun 2018, 21:42,
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How very civilised.
Contrast that with the battle of the beanfield.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 16 Jun 2018, 22:07,
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oh great
now i've got there's only one way of life by the fucking levellers earworming its way around my head. cheers mate
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 22:15,
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This'll clear it.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=POv-3yIPSWc
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 16 Jun 2018, 22:28,
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i hate you
edit: www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPwtJ89jes4
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 22:29,
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Highly relevant to interests
peace out
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 23:34,
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Ribblehead's not too far away from me
and I'd never heard anything about that before.
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Varmint, Sun 17 Jun 2018, 10:47,
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It was fun
As far as I remember anyway.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 17 Jun 2018, 12:02,
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Talking of festivals...
Exclusive footage from Labour Live is surfacing on the internet showing the true scale of the crowds...
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 20:40,
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Labour Live?
*Googles*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA!!!
That's unbelievably tragic.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 20:58,
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Hey.. Don't be so harsh. All the cool kids like Owen Jones are there.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 21:22,
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How did people think this would work?!
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 16 Jun 2018, 21:36,
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When you exist in an echo chamber every idea gets 100% support.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 22:23,
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When idiots mistake a singalong at a festival when people are already there
With buying tickets especially to have a singalong.
They would have all sung "you have a hairy bum" to La donna è mobile at Glastonbury if prompted.
(Sounds like final figures were respectable for a political rally, as opposed to a festival)
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 22:32,
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respectable numbers for a political rally after they dropped the ticket price to nowt and the unions bussed people in
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 22:46,
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You meam
Spontaneous v planned and contrived.
(Sodding non-editable fields)
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 16 Jun 2018, 22:54,
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It sounds like one faction wanted to put on a serious festival with big name acts like Stormzy.
But another faction didn't. So they compromised and put on a festival with no money to book any acts. And no one bothered to check if Stormzy was free.
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Roger McGough-Pipe, Sun 17 Jun 2018, 10:08,
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It's festival time
So let's enjoy staying at home and feeling superior to the twats that go to them.
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brandthedoggy, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 19:25,
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Haha
Extremely borderline real
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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 17 Jun 2018, 8:50,
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Lolz
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Sherbs, Mon 18 Jun 2018, 9:37,
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Jump
Bear-human interaction
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 17:44,
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And this chestnut
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJgyqsU4ArU
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 17 Jun 2018, 1:49,
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Fuck it
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Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 17:11,
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\o/
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 17:19,
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Impressive spoon percussion here.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 16 Jun 2018, 18:08,
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Bit high in the mix though.
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Varmint, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 19:45,
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Probably, no definitely.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 16 Jun 2018, 22:53,
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That is
a hard 36 though...
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 19:46,
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Always lube up before spooning.
Impressive but wondering what has caused her to look like that.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 18:38,
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A lack of teeth. Drugs probably.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 18:42,
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Her playing a set of false teeth would be ace!
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 16 Jun 2018, 19:07,
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I saw that jar, I feared for the dog.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 16 Jun 2018, 18:56,
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For some reason I watched a lot of their videos once.
I think it was curiosity about why they aren't seeking medical help rather than being happy just playing music. Surely there's meth involved. Just a hunch.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 21:44,
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They prioritise happiness over longevity, perhaps.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 17 Jun 2018, 0:45,
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I miss those days.
My bong sits in a corner, unused. And I'm presently on day 8 of a grape fast. Actually, now that I think of it, I feel really good. Bong or grapes, it's a tough decision.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 17 Jun 2018, 4:06,
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I can sympathise.
I've been on a strict diet since they told me my liver was broken. Never have I eaten so much veg.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 17 Jun 2018, 12:05,
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Maypoles are Everywhere
These people change street furniture into maypoles and then put them together to make a totem
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shnookey1, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 16:44,
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Oh, hipsters.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 16 Jun 2018, 18:51,
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England wins the World Cup (in 1982)!
I made this!
Re-post from 4 years ago
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 16:06,
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Always worth a read.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 17:13,
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Thanks!
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 20:36,
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Haha. Excellent.
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Sun 17 Jun 2018, 8:38,
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Hmm might be...
I see a bottle, pills and a knuckleduster.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 16 Jun 2018, 18:12,
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Now you made me read the title as "anal products"
Who knew butt plugs were such a large fraction of gdp.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 21:43,
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That could be my mother
If my mother was a man.
And 82.
And called Barry.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 14:55,
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That's MY mother.
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 16:30,
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Move aside then
« Unzips »
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 16:47,
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Gorgeous
Female Bodybuilders photographed by Martin Shoeller
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JauntyArt, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 14:27,
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Whatever floats your boat.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 14:33,
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And rows it upstream.
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 15:01,
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And makes all the seamen come out.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 15:13,
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then sinks it below the waves of shame
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horrid, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 15:34,
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Not for me
But I still cracked one out anyway
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 15:12,
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I saw these a couple of weeks ago in Rotterdam
The pictures are massively gigantic and really detailed. Really adds something.
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 19:16,
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*screams*
*flees*
Fuck that was horrible
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simbosan is too tired, Sun 17 Jun 2018, 2:08,
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Did you forget a comma.
Or are you bragging about a fuck that was terrible?
« Confused »
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 18 Jun 2018, 8:18,
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5 looks like Nigel Tufnel
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custard, Sun 17 Jun 2018, 21:41,
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Epileptic boy, 12, will get cannabis oil
Been following this case.
Glad to see a bit of common sense happening.
There are legal routes to getting THC but they need to be more widely prescribed and a lot of doctors don't seem to want to take the risk.
[edit ]
Story has been updated.
"The oil arrived at Chelsea and Westminster Hospital, where Billy is being treated, on Saturday afternoon. It was administered under a special 20-day licence and is not allowed to be taken home."
So he'll be kept in hospital for a few weeks and then this whole thing will start again.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 13:30,
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I could do with some of that, for medicinal purposes you understand. 283 days.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 14:05,
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People need to listen to science more and politicians less.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 14:07,
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But politicians are experts in everything by virtue of the fact they win an election. We should certainly defer to them on Brexit, amongst other things.
The leaders of the EU have such levels of expertise they don't need to waste their time with elections.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 14:23,
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No. We should feed them all into a wood chipper and start again.
I advocate going back to the system of local representation by iron age kings who we sacrifice on a big rock should the harvest fail.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 15:16,
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As of about 2pm today I have decided being ruled by a facististic, whimsical, marching cat band would be good.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 15:43,
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was looking on NCBI for evidence and there's not really that much evidence out there
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colmcq2, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 15:38,
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I expect that it’s bloody hard to get the licenses required to conduct trials
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 15:46,
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Given that recreational weed use is now legal to use in about a dozen states I don't think it would be hard at all in the USA to conduct such trials.
We've been cultivating opium poppies in the the UK for medical purposes for over a decade. I think the various exemptions and licenses wouldn't be hard to come by. There certainly seems to be little will to pick it up and run with it though, and I don't think this is because of politics. Politics didn't hold back opiates in the USA. I think cannabis' curative properties are probably being massively overstated by stoners, and people in cases like this with anecdotal evidence.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 16:05,
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They can't patent it.
Ironically, more people have died of acute symptoms whilst testing the alternative formulations.
Also, 60+ years of propaganda.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 16 Jun 2018, 16:53,
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Just as that propaganda was being effectively debunked super strength skunk emerged and made the myth of Reefer Madness a reality.
And now we have synthetic cannaboid 'spice' to add to the mix. I was always about the hash.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 17:24,
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The power of a competitive market unfortunately.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 16 Jun 2018, 17:59,
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Growing up I had access to fine fresh buds, pollen press hash and Thai Sticks.
Kids these days are smoking the dope equivalent of meths.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 18:40,
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Now can we start a new campaign to get him a haircut?
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Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 16:20,
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google 'uk drug minister husband'
for recent news reports and lols
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 18:54,
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We’re number one!
We’re number one!
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 21:30,
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seems like with the arms industry, we're apparently against shooting folk and blowing them up
but more than happy to manufacture and sell the means for others to do so
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 16 Jun 2018, 21:41,
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