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Birds
I made this!
I’ve written a very important and timely article about why birds are significantly more intelligent than you.
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InflammableHound may be recorded for training porpoises, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 18:30,
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Afterlife machine
I made this!
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chipping sodbury, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 15:03,
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I'm getting the Instagram page layout with no content.
Edit: Doesn't display in Firefox/Waterfox at all. Works in IE though, so there's that.
Edit: I still have the old version of FIrefox, which is basically what Waterfox is too, it's probably something to do with that?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 15:33,
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Working OK here on Fennec (mobile Firefox).
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 16:54,
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Working ok here on FF
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social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 17:25,
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Working here on FF.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 18:37,
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chrome reporting in. A-ok red leader.
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 19:34,
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Works fine on Safari on my iPhone 8
Did I mention I have an iPhone?
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 20:23,
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I'm so sorry.
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Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 20:48,
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Everything has its purpose.
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tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 19:08,
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What about wasps?
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 20:46,
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Natural pesticide mate, innit.
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Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 20:55,
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I favour moths over butterflies,
as I favour wasps over bees...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 21:48,
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That's an unusual diet
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 27 Apr 2019, 5:03,
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Family Attraction
viz.co.uk/2014/09/24/wasp-world/
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 22:10,
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This is how The Avengers ends.
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 13:51,
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My first thought
seeing it was the old Avengers was that it would end with champagne and sex.
The fictional sixties were great like that. Everything ended with dancing, champagne, music and sometimes sex.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 16:16,
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Tara King?
Oh, definitely!
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 17:02,
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Heads of to Rekall
I was a spy in the sixties..............
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 22:22,
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Shed head
I love living in Bristol
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sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 12:37,
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Fantastic!
I want one!!
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robh, Sat 27 Apr 2019, 8:39,
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He should have been playing Shakattack
shitty 80's bilge
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simbosan is too tired, Sun 28 Apr 2019, 4:24,
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Interesting thing about life on mars
really fun video!
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colmcq2, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 11:55,
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Don't tell me about life on Mars
Been evicting the spawn of Hell from there for days
(Doom 2016 may be best game ever)
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simbosan is too tired, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 12:04,
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016
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FridgeBadger, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 13:07,
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GZDoom has a vulkan back end now.
No point at all as modern hardware can do SW rendering at whatever res you like, but the kids like it :)
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tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 19:35,
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Fanny doesn’t do PG
I made this!
Do you stir or scrunch? Also, Fanny says thank you for everybody’s support for the site on here.
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kingnutter, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 11:48,
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Nice!
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mrmenfolk, Sat 27 Apr 2019, 13:08,
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Neu!
NSFW
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PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 11:01,
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Boobies!!
Maybe a little NSFW there but hey if you are watching Rammstein in work what do you expect :-)
More of this sort of thing
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TBL I posted this on, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 11:11,
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This is football related I’m afraid...
I made this!
...but Watford FC are messing about with tradition / trying to advertise the new Elton John biopic ‘Rocketman’. They have removed Z Cars as the music the team walk out to, and I’m not best pleased about that. So whilst I was presenting a radio show last night I went into an impromptu rant about it
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Flobbit gave you the horn on, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 9:50,
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If the crowd don't like it, I'm sure they'll make their feelings known.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 10:04,
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I'm still reeling from when they replaced whatever it was Z-cars replaced with Z-cars
Whenever that was
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benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 11:04,
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It's a little bit funny
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 11:27,
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It's no sacrifice.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 12:37,
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Nikita
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insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 13:38,
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Saturday night’s alright for fighting
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 15:49,
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Seems to me that she lived her life
with a candle in her minge.
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MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Sat 27 Apr 2019, 8:48,
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My hands hurt
I find game controllers leave me with a claw of pain after a while, but this game is chip as cheaps and brilliant.
My hand has stopped aching now, time for another level!
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simbosan is too tired, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 7:54,
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Reminds me of R-Type
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hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 8:09,
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Is it all games? Or just some games that cause the pain?
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 26 Apr 2019, 10:02,
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I rarely use them, but it's always a problem when I do
But some games seem more natural, like this one
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simbosan is too tired, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 10:52,
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Looks pretty good
I like shmups. Have you played Sine Mora? That's a good one.
Gradius (the first one) is solid isn't it. I have never been able to complete it.
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Sherbs, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 10:56,
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I gave up with Sine Mora
Too hard, not enough fun. Great looking tho
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simbosan is too tired, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 11:35,
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Is that 16K or 48K?

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 14:01,
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What game is that champ?
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Sherbs, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 14:07,
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"Go-Go BunnyGun"
It's nowhere near finished, sorry.
Still designing sprites and trying to save memory to actually put some level data in! It's just a bit of fun at the moment. I want to try and write a Speccy shoot-em-up using multicolour effects but thought I'd better get the hang of writing a regular shooter first.
I'm trying out a few tricks where I can recolour some or all of the colours of a sprite on-the-fly, adding reactive behaviour to the enemies (so they can scarper or dive-bomb you if you shoot their mates down), and making the level layouts scripted (a) to save memory by looping and repeating sections and (b) varying hidden bonuses and adaptive gameplay.
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 14:12,
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I like this
Resource constrained asm isn't my thing but it is impressive to see what a motivated programmer can do.
My poison is making modern computers do calculations that were basically impossible when I was starting out. It lets me be lazy but I still like to optimise.
My code golf poison of choice is "Opus Magnum".
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tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 19:34,
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Sounds cool that does
My kinda game
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Sherbs, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 21:24,
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Sexy Parodius was fun
What a bonkers game

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Sherbs, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 22:20,
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Ive still got a working one of the first PS1 Analog Joypads
The bigger ones without the rumble they sold for a while in the UK. Stuck into a PS2-USB adaptor. Very nice pad to hold. The only frustrating thing is what shows up as button #0 is the triangle at the top of the pad, not the X or Square.
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 14:09,
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Zero Ranger
It's a vertical scroller, but it's sweet as fuck.
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Melatonin, Sat 27 Apr 2019, 11:57,
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Don't normally do retro stuff
I lived through retro when it was the bleeding edge, no wish to go back. But the reviews sound interesting for that
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simbosan is too tired, Sat 27 Apr 2019, 13:58,
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There's a sub genre of shoot em ups called Bullet He'll or Danmaku you may enjoy exploring.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sat 27 Apr 2019, 19:15,
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Seamhorse jigsaw
and others
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barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 6:49,
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Those are great
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simbosan is too tired, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 7:53,
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Excellent
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 26 Apr 2019, 9:49,
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Nice
I like the summer/winter one mostly
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Sherbs, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 10:17,
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Now that is clever
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 10:40,
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Well spotted an nicely done.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 16:40,
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Didn’t Dave Gorman do this?
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 22:01,
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Yep.
And not the first to do so. But the guy linked has the distinction of calling it art, because cunts exploit cunts.
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George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Sat 27 Apr 2019, 1:03,
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Japanese have their own 'F1' style series called Super Formula - and it's like F1 in the 90's
Back when it was a bit noisier and more overtakey - also their teasers are awesome. Just discovered this series so thought I'd share. More if you're interested on yt / letsgoracing
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Flamebunny i only have eyes for ewe, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 1:07,
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Looks
fast
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Sherbs, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 11:20,
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Tick-tock
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PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 14:58,
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Sweetcorn found in Elvis's last dump starring in new movie about sweetcorn
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Octo I ruin everything., Thu 25 Apr 2019, 15:10,
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Paul Verhoeven to direct
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benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 15:24,
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If Burgess thought
people were just clockwork cogs in a social machine in the 70's, I wonder what he would make of the world today.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 20:29,
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libertarian utopia?
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stubhuman, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 23:33,
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Parliamentary Bestiary
I made this!
enjoy
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shardcore, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 13:55,
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I quite enjoyed that
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 14:56,
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That was rather good
I'd happily watch more, but I'm not sure if it could be applied with quite the same effect to other material!
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 17:40,
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{:-S
*eats more pills*
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 17:54,
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Great work.
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mrmenfolk, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 18:21,
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As a proceedure bug
I appreciated this.
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chompedhomas, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 7:28,
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Astute and impartial.
As a Marxist Spider, I will demonstrate my approval by biting you only superficially.
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2X4B523P will have 2 and 1 half badgers please!, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 19:24,
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"To his right"
Heh.
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blyerkit e k trilby, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 20:51,
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Top stuff!
Moar please.
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Natt, Mon 29 Apr 2019, 13:21,
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How did I miss this masterpiece of documentary journalism!
I must pay closer attention.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 29 Apr 2019, 16:14,
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Dishwasher Thursday
Facehugger design
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 9:54,
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Well, that looks fucking useless.
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Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 10:18,
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That's what she said
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L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Thu 25 Apr 2019, 23:29,
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I'd like to see a demo with square plates.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 10:26,
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+n
late ant
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97800, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 14:51,
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This will be very popular among the sort of person
that thinks that Huel is a good idea.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 10:39,
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possibly non recyclable plastics, tap running the whole time, pointless battery use, requires as much effort as washing them normally
ffs
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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 10:42,
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 10:51,
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If you don't wash green it eventually goes brown.
You want to live in world with no green?
No. Thought not.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 10:54,
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not sure what that actually means
stop making things about the environment? But it's a logical thing to factor in to any design process
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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 11:05,
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The product is green but it isn't.
Just a bit more eco friendly than a single-use private jet.
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 11:31,
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ahh gotcha, stuff that pretends to be green but isn't
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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 11:57,
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Like smart meters.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 12:15,
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Hybrid cars
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 14:37,
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That bird off of Star trek.
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 15:00,
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RIP, Nurse Roddenberry
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97800, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 16:32,
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God forbid you have to touch those disgusting scraps of food
that you were happily stuffing into your mouth earlier
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mutated monty, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 11:35,
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I've got a crazy idea
We could invent a type of glove, possibly coloured yellow, which prevents anyone who's bothered by this/has sensitive skin from getting their hands dirty/getting washing up liquid on their hands. I think it could really catch on.
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An Inflatable Bearded Whumpus, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 11:51,
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Maybe if you named it after a flower - something like nipplewort
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 12:05,
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And then don't make them big enough for men
To help perpetuate domestic stereotypes.
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 15:01,
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They come in different sizes dude...
Just buy the bigger ones!
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 17:20,
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They come in a variety of dainty ladies' sizes.
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 14:05,
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That's crazy talk
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97800, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 14:16,
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imagine how clean it could get your penis
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benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 12:08,
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What? Break through the protective crust?
Are you quite mad?
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 12:19,
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I think the kitchen is the area of the home with the greatest collection of most useless tat ever
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 12:55,
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And now you can buy WiFi connected versions of all that tat.
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 15:07,
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On the plus side I can watch pornhub on my fridge while I make a cheese sandwich
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 17:05,
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Well I've not heard it called that before!
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 17:41,
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I introduced several people down the pub earlier
to these products and discovered some related ones I hadn't seen before...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 23:41,
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9 minutes of hot, dirty, wet and wild filth
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herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 9:00,
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As soon as it started I big-screened it and just sat back.
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chompedhomas, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 9:26,
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A plate lying down and mugs on the bottom rack?
What kind of fuckery is this??!!
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 10:23,
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Doesn't the law dictate that said plate be inverted to avoid water and smegma collection?
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Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Thu 25 Apr 2019, 10:53,
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You're thinking of foreskins.
again
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 11:22,
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If you want a dark rabbit-hole of WTFness....
Google toilet brush cleaning in dishwashers. Surprisingly strong feelings on both sides of that argument... 😶🤔
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I_love_rachelswipe, Sat 27 Apr 2019, 16:14,
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That first plate's still dirty by the end of the video...
I personally never use dishwashers as I think they're nowhere near as effective as washing up by hand...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 23:44,
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Now someone needs to hit him up some acid
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 8:14,
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In fact it's
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 20:50,
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ASMR - Cat eats corn
Crunch, crunch, crunch, crunch, crunch...
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 2:27,
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I'd like to hope this has butter on it
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Octo I ruin everything., Thu 25 Apr 2019, 15:07,
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No apparently not, just boiled corn.
I've seen a cat eat tomato skins and cooked sprouts amongst other things.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 17:27,
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Quite happy to eat it now, but stick on the floor next to it and it'll shit its pants
Being a dog person one assumes cats wear pants, yeah?
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suvrad now hopes he’s given you covid-22 on, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 16:06,
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Not usually Cats are naturists.
An old favourite cat eating video
www.youtube.com/watch?v=goA5V7lq0Mw
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 18:00,
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Haha. I thought I was the only one.
Every year when corn came around, Bart would go nuts whenever I was eating it. So naturally-

Woah, it's fucking huge! Sorry, I'm unable to change the size right now. Live with my corn cob cat, fuckers.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 22:31,
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It's overweight but I think 'fucking huge' is a little harsh
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simbosan is too tired, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 6:03,
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This corn is raw!
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JamTallons, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 9:29,
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