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This is a link post Birds I made this!
I’ve written a very important and timely article about why birds are significantly more intelligent than you.
(, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 18:30, Reply)
This is a link post Afterlife machine I made this!

(, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 15:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm getting the Instagram page layout with no content.
Edit: Doesn't display in Firefox/Waterfox at all. Works in IE though, so there's that.
 
Edit: I still have the old version of FIrefox, which is basically what Waterfox is too, it's probably something to do with that?
(, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 15:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Working OK here on Fennec (mobile Firefox).

(, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 16:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Working ok here on FF

(, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 17:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Working here on FF.

(, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 18:37, Reply)
This is a normal post chrome reporting in. A-ok red leader.

(, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 19:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Works fine on Safari on my iPhone 8
Did I mention I have an iPhone?
(, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 20:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm so sorry.

(, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 20:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Everything has its purpose.

(, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 19:08, Reply)
This is a normal post What about wasps?

(, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 20:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Natural pesticide mate, innit.

(, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 20:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I favour moths over butterflies,
as I favour wasps over bees...
(, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 21:48, Reply)
This is a normal post That's an unusual diet

(, Sat 27 Apr 2019, 5:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Family Attraction
viz.co.uk/2014/09/24/wasp-world/
(, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 22:10, Reply)
This is a link post This is how The Avengers ends.

(, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 13:51, Reply)
This is a normal post My first thought
seeing it was the old Avengers was that it would end with champagne and sex.

The fictional sixties were great like that. Everything ended with dancing, champagne, music and sometimes sex.
(, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 16:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Tara King?
Oh, definitely!
(, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 17:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Heads of to Rekall
I was a spy in the sixties..............
(, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 22:22, Reply)
This is a link post Shed head
I love living in Bristol
(, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 12:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Fantastic!
I want one!!
(, Sat 27 Apr 2019, 8:39, Reply)
This is a normal post He should have been playing Shakattack
shitty 80's bilge
(, Sun 28 Apr 2019, 4:24, Reply)
This is a link post Interesting thing about life on mars
really fun video!
(, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 11:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't tell me about life on Mars
Been evicting the spawn of Hell from there for days

(Doom 2016 may be best game ever)
(, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 12:04, Reply)
This is a normal post
016
(, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 13:07, Reply)
This is a normal post GZDoom has a vulkan back end now.
No point at all as modern hardware can do SW rendering at whatever res you like, but the kids like it :)
(, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 19:35, Reply)
This is a link post Fanny doesn’t do PG I made this!
Do you stir or scrunch? Also, Fanny says thank you for everybody’s support for the site on here.
(, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 11:48, Reply)
This is a link post Google Thanos and click on his glove icon
:)
(, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 11:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice!

(, Sat 27 Apr 2019, 13:08, Reply)
This is a link post Neu! NSFW

(, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 11:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Boobies!!
Maybe a little NSFW there but hey if you are watching Rammstein in work what do you expect :-)
More of this sort of thing
(, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 11:11, Reply)
This is a link post This is football related I’m afraid... I made this!
...but Watford FC are messing about with tradition / trying to advertise the new Elton John biopic ‘Rocketman’. They have removed Z Cars as the music the team walk out to, and I’m not best pleased about that. So whilst I was presenting a radio show last night I went into an impromptu rant about it
(, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 9:50, Reply)
This is a normal post
If the crowd don't like it, I'm sure they'll make their feelings known.
(, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 10:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm still reeling from when they replaced whatever it was Z-cars replaced with Z-cars
Whenever that was
(, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 11:04, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a little bit funny

(, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 11:27, Reply)
This is a normal post It's no sacrifice.

(, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 12:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Nikita

(, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 13:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Saturday night’s alright for fighting

(, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 15:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Seems to me that she lived her life
with a candle in her minge.
(, Sat 27 Apr 2019, 8:48, Reply)
This is a link post My hands hurt
I find game controllers leave me with a claw of pain after a while, but this game is chip as cheaps and brilliant.

My hand has stopped aching now, time for another level!
(, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 7:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Reminds me of R-Type

(, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 8:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Is it all games? Or just some games that cause the pain?

(, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 10:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I rarely use them, but it's always a problem when I do
But some games seem more natural, like this one
(, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 10:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks pretty good
I like shmups. Have you played Sine Mora? That's a good one.
Gradius (the first one) is solid isn't it. I have never been able to complete it.
(, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 10:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I gave up with Sine Mora
Too hard, not enough fun. Great looking tho
(, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 11:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Is that 16K or 48K?

(, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 14:01, Reply)
This is a normal post
What game is that champ?
(, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 14:07, Reply)
This is a normal post "Go-Go BunnyGun"
It's nowhere near finished, sorry.

Still designing sprites and trying to save memory to actually put some level data in! It's just a bit of fun at the moment. I want to try and write a Speccy shoot-em-up using multicolour effects but thought I'd better get the hang of writing a regular shooter first.

I'm trying out a few tricks where I can recolour some or all of the colours of a sprite on-the-fly, adding reactive behaviour to the enemies (so they can scarper or dive-bomb you if you shoot their mates down), and making the level layouts scripted (a) to save memory by looping and repeating sections and (b) varying hidden bonuses and adaptive gameplay.
(, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I like this
Resource constrained asm isn't my thing but it is impressive to see what a motivated programmer can do.

My poison is making modern computers do calculations that were basically impossible when I was starting out. It lets me be lazy but I still like to optimise.

My code golf poison of choice is "Opus Magnum".
(, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 19:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds cool that does
My kinda game
(, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 21:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Sexy Parodius was fun
What a bonkers game
Par
(, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 22:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Ive still got a working one of the first PS1 Analog Joypads
The bigger ones without the rumble they sold for a while in the UK. Stuck into a PS2-USB adaptor. Very nice pad to hold. The only frustrating thing is what shows up as button #0 is the triangle at the top of the pad, not the X or Square.
(, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 14:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Zero Ranger
It's a vertical scroller, but it's sweet as fuck.
(, Sat 27 Apr 2019, 11:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't normally do retro stuff
I lived through retro when it was the bleeding edge, no wish to go back. But the reviews sound interesting for that
(, Sat 27 Apr 2019, 13:58, Reply)
This is a normal post There's a sub genre of shoot em ups called Bullet He'll or Danmaku you may enjoy exploring.

(, Sat 27 Apr 2019, 19:15, Reply)
This is a link post Seamhorse jigsaw
and others
(, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 6:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Those are great

(, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 7:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent

(, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 9:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice
I like the summer/winter one mostly
(, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 10:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Now that is clever

(, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 10:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Well spotted an nicely done.

(, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 16:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Didn’t Dave Gorman do this?

(, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 22:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Yep.
And not the first to do so. But the guy linked has the distinction of calling it art, because cunts exploit cunts.
(, Sat 27 Apr 2019, 1:03, Reply)
This is a link post Japanese have their own 'F1' style series called Super Formula - and it's like F1 in the 90's
Back when it was a bit noisier and more overtakey - also their teasers are awesome. Just discovered this series so thought I'd share. More if you're interested on yt / letsgoracing
(, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 1:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks
fast
(, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 11:20, Reply)
This is a link post Tick-tock

(, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 14:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Sweetcorn found in Elvis's last dump starring in new movie about sweetcorn

(, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 15:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Paul Verhoeven to direct

(, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 15:24, Reply)
This is a normal post If Burgess thought
people were just clockwork cogs in a social machine in the 70's, I wonder what he would make of the world today.
(, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 20:29, Reply)
This is a normal post libertarian utopia?

(, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 23:33, Reply)
This is a link post Parliamentary Bestiary I made this!
enjoy
(, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 13:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I quite enjoyed that

(, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 14:56, Reply)
This is a normal post That was rather good
I'd happily watch more, but I'm not sure if it could be applied with quite the same effect to other material!
(, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 17:40, Reply)
This is a normal post {:-S
*eats more pills*
(, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 17:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Great work.

(, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 18:21, Reply)
This is a normal post As a proceedure bug
I appreciated this.
(, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 7:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Astute and impartial.
As a Marxist Spider, I will demonstrate my approval by biting you only superficially.
(, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 19:24, Reply)
This is a normal post "To his right"
Heh.
(, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 20:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Top stuff!
Moar please.
(, Mon 29 Apr 2019, 13:21, Reply)
This is a normal post How did I miss this masterpiece of documentary journalism!
I must pay closer attention.
(, Mon 29 Apr 2019, 16:14, Reply)
This is a link post Dishwasher Thursday
Facehugger design
(, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 9:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, that looks fucking useless.

(, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 10:18, Reply)
This is a normal post That's what she said

(, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 23:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd like to see a demo with square plates.

(, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 10:26, Reply)
This is a normal post
+n
late ant
(, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 14:51, Reply)
This is a normal post This will be very popular among the sort of person
that thinks that Huel is a good idea.
(, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 10:39, Reply)
This is a normal post possibly non recyclable plastics, tap running the whole time, pointless battery use, requires as much effort as washing them normally
ffs
(, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 10:42, Reply)
This is a normal post

(, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 10:51, Reply)
This is a normal post If you don't wash green it eventually goes brown.
You want to live in world with no green?

No. Thought not.
(, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 10:54, Reply)
This is a normal post not sure what that actually means
stop making things about the environment? But it's a logical thing to factor in to any design process
(, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 11:05, Reply)
This is a normal post The product is green but it isn't.
Just a bit more eco friendly than a single-use private jet.
(, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 11:31, Reply)
This is a normal post ahh gotcha, stuff that pretends to be green but isn't

(, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 11:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Like smart meters.

(, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 12:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Hybrid cars

(, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 14:37, Reply)
This is a normal post That bird off of Star trek.

(, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 15:00, Reply)
This is a normal post RIP, Nurse Roddenberry

(, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 16:32, Reply)
This is a normal post God forbid you have to touch those disgusting scraps of food
that you were happily stuffing into your mouth earlier
(, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 11:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I've got a crazy idea
We could invent a type of glove, possibly coloured yellow, which prevents anyone who's bothered by this/has sensitive skin from getting their hands dirty/getting washing up liquid on their hands. I think it could really catch on.
(, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 11:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe if you named it after a flower - something like nipplewort

(, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 12:05, Reply)
This is a normal post And then don't make them big enough for men
To help perpetuate domestic stereotypes.
(, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 15:01, Reply)
This is a normal post They come in different sizes dude...
Just buy the bigger ones!
(, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 17:20, Reply)
This is a normal post They come in a variety of dainty ladies' sizes.

(, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 14:05, Reply)
This is a normal post That's crazy talk

(, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 14:16, Reply)
This is a normal post imagine how clean it could get your penis

(, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 12:08, Reply)
This is a normal post What? Break through the protective crust?
Are you quite mad?
(, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 12:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I think the kitchen is the area of the home with the greatest collection of most useless tat ever

(, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 12:55, Reply)
This is a normal post And now you can buy WiFi connected versions of all that tat.

(, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 15:07, Reply)
This is a normal post On the plus side I can watch pornhub on my fridge while I make a cheese sandwich

(, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 17:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Well I've not heard it called that before!

(, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 17:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I introduced several people down the pub earlier
to these products and discovered some related ones I hadn't seen before...
(, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 23:41, Reply)
This is a link post 9 minutes of hot, dirty, wet and wild filth

(, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 9:00, Reply)
This is a normal post As soon as it started I big-screened it and just sat back.

(, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 9:26, Reply)
This is a normal post A plate lying down and mugs on the bottom rack?
What kind of fuckery is this??!!
(, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 10:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Doesn't the law dictate that said plate be inverted to avoid water and smegma collection?

(, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 10:53, Reply)
This is a normal post You're thinking of foreskins.
again
(, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 11:22, Reply)
This is a normal post If you want a dark rabbit-hole of WTFness....
Google toilet brush cleaning in dishwashers. Surprisingly strong feelings on both sides of that argument... 😶🤔
(, Sat 27 Apr 2019, 16:14, Reply)
This is a normal post That first plate's still dirty by the end of the video...
I personally never use dishwashers as I think they're nowhere near as effective as washing up by hand...
(, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 23:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Now someone needs to hit him up some acid

(, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 8:14, Reply)
This is a normal post In fact it's

(, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 20:50, Reply)
This is a link post ASMR - Cat eats corn
Crunch, crunch, crunch, crunch, crunch...
(, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 2:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd like to hope this has butter on it

(, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 15:07, Reply)
This is a normal post No apparently not, just boiled corn.
I've seen a cat eat tomato skins and cooked sprouts amongst other things.
(, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 17:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Quite happy to eat it now, but stick on the floor next to it and it'll shit its pants
Being a dog person one assumes cats wear pants, yeah?
(, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 16:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Not usually Cats are naturists.
An old favourite cat eating video

www.youtube.com/watch?v=goA5V7lq0Mw
(, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 18:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha. I thought I was the only one.
Every year when corn came around, Bart would go nuts whenever I was eating it. So naturally-


Woah, it's fucking huge! Sorry, I'm unable to change the size right now. Live with my corn cob cat, fuckers.
(, Thu 25 Apr 2019, 22:31, Reply)
This is a normal post It's overweight but I think 'fucking huge' is a little harsh

(, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 6:03, Reply)
This is a normal post This corn is raw!

(, Fri 26 Apr 2019, 9:29, Reply)

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