Do The Lurch (an Addams Family jam)
Ted Cassidy (a.k.a. Lurch) shakes his groove thang on the U.S. variety show, Shindig!
1965. What a time to be alive. "For Research Only", allegedly.
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Going live at 10pm
I'm posting this now as I'll probably forget; also you'll have the chance to see it and decide to listen. Another album anniversary, this time today is the twentieth anniversary of Sigur Ros' first album, Ágætis Byrjun. One of my all time favorite bands, I've seen them many times including in Iceland, paid, and my honeymoon in Zurich. Great live. They also inspired me to start learning Icelandic. They're premiering an anniversary mix of the album which streams at 10pm tonight. The first album if theirs I heard was "( )" but this is dope as well. Lend it your ears, as it were.
*edit* looks like it might be a live performance from 20 years ago.
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Wed 12 Jun 2019, 21:15,
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On a side note
Andy Peters doesn't seem to have aged in thirty years. But anyway...
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Wed 12 Jun 2019, 21:42,
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Flippant remarks aside,
Good stuff...I need to get myself back to Island...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 12 Jun 2019, 21:55,
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Snowmobiling across a glacier was great fun, also the Blue Lagoon is amazing
Having to cancel quad biking after having my shoulder dislocated the week before at work, not so much. I also met a woman who used to live next door to, and babysat, Bjork. She showed me a book she made when she was about ten, a hand drawn and written story, it was nuts.
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Wed 12 Jun 2019, 23:04,
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I went to iceland once but wasn't impressed
It did have a fullsize cardboard cutout of Kerry Kantona near the fruit and veg
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 3:12,
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Did she let you taste her prawn ring?
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 9:21,
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Hello b3ta my old friend...
I made this!
It’s been a while. I’ve been lurking though so it never truly felt like I left.
Anyway I’ve made some new comedy videos. They take place in the offices of three different football agents, and explore the murky goings on off the pitch of the beautiful game.
The first one is here and I’d love a praise with a light dollop of spanking from you.
Thanks! xxx
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Ha!
Much better than I expected.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 12 Jun 2019, 17:42,
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Thanks for the love!
Episode two comes tomorrow so speak then, if not before.
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This video is very much onside
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Wed 12 Jun 2019, 20:41,
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Saw someone at a festival one wearing a t shirt that said
"Look I swear, I didn't know she was three!"
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Wed 12 Jun 2019, 23:07,
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Ha - good spot! We managed to get it for £25 (down from £50) because it was slightly damaged. Still smoked perfectly fine after filming though!
(, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 13:13, Reply)
Honestly didn't bother looking yesterday as I hate people spamming their 'comedy' videos.
But that was proper funny that was!
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B3tan's - We need your help - Racers wanted
This year marks the 10th & final London Pantomime Horse Race which fellow B3tans' have been involved in over the years & this year, theme s star wars - exiting things being planned for the day that will be announced in due course ,
We wanted to appeal to fellow B3tan's to help us spread the word or sign up to the race and help us raise money for a 5-year-old London girl who has a form of Cerebral Palsy and needs an operation that's available in the US, which will enable her to walk for the very first time.
Please visit www.pantohorserace.org/racers-wanted-help-rosie-walk/
Thanks for all the great support over the years. It's been very much appreciated - Apols for the long post.
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Bloody hell, another year gone so quickly :(
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 12 Jun 2019, 12:33,
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Darwin’s finches sing out-of-tune call
after parasites deform beaks
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 12 Jun 2019, 8:19,
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you only gave me one glass of water, therefore I'm suing you for my divorce
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 11 Jun 2019, 23:31,
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She lives near me.
She looks like a right laugh, I'll have to look her up.
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The Togaboy The world will end on, Wed 12 Jun 2019, 2:13,
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Not enough water and passengers sue you
Too much water and they start mistaking emergency exists for toilet doors. The airline industry is doomed.
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 12 Jun 2019, 7:03,
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Or just do what everyone else does and buy a bottle airside.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 12 Jun 2019, 9:27,
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I hope she gets what she deserves
For avoidance of doubt, that's fuck all
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Wed 12 Jun 2019, 12:15,
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Correct headline should be:
"Hugely fat woman suffers injury due to being hugely fat and tries to blame everyone but herself for the amount of food she shovels into her grossly obese fat fucking face"
Cunt.
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 12 Jun 2019, 12:38,
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You awful person.
She's just big-boned or has hypothyroidism or medication or emotional problems or in denial, probably nothing to do with eating at all.
Her water consumption is clearly the responsibility of others.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 12 Jun 2019, 16:32,
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I can't include everything.
If a person can initiate legal action, they can ask for a drink of water.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 12 Jun 2019, 17:15,
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She asked for a tall skinny soy latte.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 11 Jun 2019, 23:14,
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hostile environment
when propagandas collide
beautiful scenery though - shame they could not appreciate it together
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 11 Jun 2019, 23:20,
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And this is why you always go with a guide
Not a Girl Guide, obvs.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 11 Jun 2019, 23:36,
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I don't have to
out run the crazy lady,
I just have to out run you.
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id10ts WTF happened, Wed 12 Jun 2019, 14:53,
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Didn't look like there were many
witnesses up on that mountain. Slippy looking track too.
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Plenty of big rocks around.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 12 Jun 2019, 16:33,
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Completely on the Nepali woman's side here
British woman bought cheapest item on the menu and tried to spend a day in her cafe refusing to buy anything else.
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Zuowan, Wed 12 Jun 2019, 17:46,
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She sounds like an absolute megacunt.
tinytrekkers.com/crazy-nepali-woman-attacks-british-family-on-annapurna-circuit-nepal-my-response/
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"this is impossible as I use an old phone due to its a very long battery life and that has no recording capability."
And then
"then left the shop to take a photograph of the name. She became angry and tried to hit my phone out of my hands"
SHENANIGANS!!!
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 12 Jun 2019, 20:04,
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Naughty taking out of context.
"It is then alleged that I started filming the Nepalese woman with my phone, this is impossible as I use an old phone..."
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 12 Jun 2019, 21:07,
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ok i think i've got this all figured out now
runaway son is after the family jewels, buys mum a gopro hat and takes her on the holiday of a lifetime...
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 12 Jun 2019, 21:13,
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She might be entitled and rich and annoying and lying
But a tea shop owner chased her a fair way along the path with two pieces of wood saying such things as "you want blood?" because of a disagreement over a price. Clearly a loon.
As for that chickenshit who was running ahead of her...words fail me
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Wed 12 Jun 2019, 21:02,
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I can sympathise with the Nepelese lady
As I've just spent the morning dealing with a man living in a £2m house who is too tight to pay a very reasonable bill for fixing his computer.
But I've also refused to pay a price that I knew was ripping me off, and think it's important to do so to in many situations even when it would be easier just to roll over. To do otherwise is to allow dishonest people to profit from your own weakness.
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I've been chased lots of time in my travels. Once by a whole village in northern laos
some of it my fault, sometime not
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 3:30,
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You are Gary Glitter AICMFP
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 12:13,
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Was it like Benny Hill shows?
Complete with Yakety Sax played on traditional instruments.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 13 Jun 2019, 12:57,
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We're missing the big question here
Does the English lady's hair resemble arse hair?
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Ford Mondeo Funeral
Ford are to stop making the Ford Mondeo.
Clip from the last episode of The Grand Tour.
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 11 Jun 2019, 21:23,
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I shouldn't have clicked that, my youtube recommendations are going to be fucked up for months now.
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Zuowan, Tue 11 Jun 2019, 22:06,
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Nope, I can detect Clarkson.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 11 Jun 2019, 22:32,
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I keep pussy in my bed
Cat story from New Zealand
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 11 Jun 2019, 21:04,
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Give that man a crowbar so he can force in some more.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 11 Jun 2019, 23:01,
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What a dick
He might get a £200 fine. Meanwhile, the video has earned around £4000; presumably much more from the fame generated.
I wonder how much that police/fire/ambulance response cost - even ignoring the trauma caused when they die in these attempts.
It's immoral that YouTube pays people to do these things, and does so little to control it.
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Well you're a right barrel of laughs
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 11 Jun 2019, 22:14,
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OK
The fine is the responsibility of the authorities.
The emergency services also have to attend to bikers/sports players/smokers/drinkers/vehicle crashes/bicyclists/DIY fails/swimmers/gardeners/parachutists/horse riders/pet injuries/obesity related illnesses/scrabble wounds/sailors/junkies etc etc so why not them?
People like doing it, they are clearly climbers, strong and fit and have trained for this, not some kid wanting to make it rich on YT.
The majority of the people watching can work out what will happen if he falls, up to them to watch.
B3ta is a puerile humour site, apparently.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 11 Jun 2019, 23:05,
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{:-D
Just to see if anyone was paying attention.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 11 Jun 2019, 23:29,
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Needs a trampoline underneath
so they get to have more goes at it.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 11 Jun 2019, 20:11,
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not entirely sure why
but your comment minded me of this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEacGiMO3K0 oh yeah, that was it - couldn't he just have climbed to the first floor forty times to prove his point?
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 11 Jun 2019, 21:07,
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Far safer, but I reckon he'd get more views with a trampoline.
Hadn't seen the Jam clip.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 11 Jun 2019, 21:47,
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also, climbing up is one thing
but you never see these fuckers climbing back down again, do you?
* www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-48455242
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 11 Jun 2019, 21:58,
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free solo climbing is just fucking insanity
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 11 Jun 2019, 20:18,
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I had to skip most of that out of fear
the pov shots after 26mins had me squirming in my seat
I shouted 'fuck off!' out loud when he looked over the edge
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 11 Jun 2019, 20:23,
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Must take some real confidence to attempt.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 11 Jun 2019, 21:52,
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or being wired a little differently and working with it
http://nautil.us/issue/39/sport/the-strange-brain-of-the-worlds-greatest-solo-climber
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That would assume there is a brain right.
More likely we've all got variations of one sort or another.
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Jump you fucker jump...
...into this blanket what we are holding here below
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My palms are f*cking sweaty now!
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Rafi took last proton-pump inhibitor on, Wed 12 Jun 2019, 8:55,
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Swing low, sweet marriott
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 12 Jun 2019, 14:30,
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Norman Dewis - Jaguar test driver
This is a wonderful video of Jaguar's test driver recalling highlights from his career.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 11 Jun 2019, 17:01,
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Water Kok under the microscope.
'The nuchal hump or (nuptial hump) often referred to as the KOK in the flowerhorn hobby, is the large bump on the fishes head, usually found on male flowerhorns and on various natural cichlid species from Central and South America.'
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 11 Jun 2019, 16:53,
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Ocado pinches idea from Brass Eye
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DchpBk6rfoc
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Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 11 Jun 2019, 13:49,
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This scene was when I first stumbled acros Brass Eye when flicking channels back in . Funniest thing about it is they have her reading huge key cards off camera so her eyes are all over the place. That's what made me realise it was a spoof show. Then it clicked they were talking about Vertical Fields. Can't beleive that was in 1997.
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Brass Eye has been spot on with a number of predictions, it's only a matter of time before we're blasting paedos into space.
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Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 11 Jun 2019, 14:27,
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Great idea.
Cuts down on pollution by transporting goods if you can grow them next to point of sale.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 11 Jun 2019, 15:16,
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i'm guessing this wouldn't be competitive with traditionally farmed produce
due to the cost of heating/lighting and equipment will be interesting to see in action though
(, Tue 11 Jun 2019, 17:32, Reply)
Depends on how efficient the solar panels are on the roof
As you use them to convert all light to just the wave length the specific type of plant uses to grow. So you can fit more in the same space and use robots to tend to them. Which is more people out of jobs (which might be a good or a bad thing depending on what model society goes for)
(, Tue 11 Jun 2019, 20:53, Reply)
Would be better use of the roof space to use dyes to shift the spectrum into the region you need and pipe the light about
Commercial solar panels are 10-14% efficient.
TBH, you're better off putting up a wind turbine in our climate.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 11 Jun 2019, 23:32,
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Dyes don’t work that way afaik
They absorb every colour besides their own.
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jonbob loves you, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 19:09,
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also once you've bought all the lights/solar
they eventually need to be replaced think its around a few years with the led not sure on the solar panel but still pricey compared with sunlight and soil
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The open agriculture project from MIT has an interesting open source project for growing your own plants in a box.
https://www.media.mit.edu/posts/build-a-food-computer/
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BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Tue 11 Jun 2019, 18:15,
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that looks looks like a fascinating little project
long wait time on the parts though like 20 weeks on some of them
(, Wed 12 Jun 2019, 10:58, Reply)
you're given 90 mins for an interview and the best you get is maybe
ten quotes...
I've interviewed a bunch of folks and this seems pretty lame
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colmcq2, Tue 11 Jun 2019, 12:00,
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Say what you like about the Daily Mail, at least they're somewhat aware that their readers are utter cunts.
The Guardian seems completely oblivious to the fact. Dreadful fucking newspaper.
(, Tue 11 Jun 2019, 13:19, Reply)
Kind of why I like her.
She makes the jokes, and could not give a fuck about the rest. I'd say the journalist got fuck all out of her, and made do.
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George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Tue 11 Jun 2019, 14:51,
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Yeah, she's got that Bill Hicks vibe
if not the ability to be funny
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Tue 11 Jun 2019, 20:24,
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Sir St.John-Scarpia
A new contender for the Tory leadership.
(b3ta needs more poetry)
(, Tue 11 Jun 2019, 11:31, Reply)
He should just Roll With It.
I would also advise him with regards to the beginnings of Corden's career: Don't Look Back In Anger,
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 11 Jun 2019, 13:33,
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Well he would know
being a knobhead
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Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 11 Jun 2019, 13:51,
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I remember wishing Gallagher and Robbie Williams
could both get a beating
(, Tue 11 Jun 2019, 14:31, Reply)
Percy Grainger's Synthesisers
Some music history. Interesting machines for spacey sounds.
(, Tue 11 Jun 2019, 10:06, Reply)
It's like a player piano made of flutes.
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BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Tue 11 Jun 2019, 16:06,
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