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This is a normal post Yay!

(, Tue 10 Sep 2019, 17:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I may have just followed that from the work account
That's really going to confuse the social media team tomorrow.
(, Tue 10 Sep 2019, 17:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I think it's what they would want though

(, Tue 10 Sep 2019, 20:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I certainly hope so
because that's what they've got. We might get mega re-tweets from them and then I've devised the greatest corporate social media strategy of all time. Or we all get fired.
(, Tue 10 Sep 2019, 22:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm guessing "fired"
Let us know tomorrow, TACFC
(, Wed 11 Sep 2019, 1:48, Reply)
This is a normal post {:-D

(, Tue 10 Sep 2019, 18:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Many arfs.
I can now see the point of twitter.
(, Tue 10 Sep 2019, 20:08, Reply)
This is a normal post It also has Swear Trek
Which is also beautiful.
(, Tue 10 Sep 2019, 21:14, Reply)
This is a normal post If only there was a popular photo site where you could add pics with a decent UI

(, Wed 11 Sep 2019, 1:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I like this!

(, Tue 10 Sep 2019, 20:19, Reply)
This is a link post BBC Archive : Gaming
The BBC have just launched a new archive site, and I'm enjoying the games section.
Just watched Paul Daniels talk about buying an Atari 800 for a grand.
(, Tue 10 Sep 2019, 14:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm to young to remember any of that**
**may be a lie
(, Tue 10 Sep 2019, 15:35, Reply)
This is a normal post They're right,
the first two minutes of this really are fucking bizarre:

www.bbc.co.uk/archive/something-else-video-games/zkf8gwx
(, Tue 10 Sep 2019, 15:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry, but we’re having difficulties showing you the page you asked for.
The content might have been moved or deleted, or you may have mis-typed the link.
(, Tue 10 Sep 2019, 16:44, Reply)
This is a normal post D'oh
Should work now
(, Tue 10 Sep 2019, 17:48, Reply)
This is a normal post interesting
thought provoking...
(, Tue 10 Sep 2019, 17:21, Reply)
This is a link post How not to do road rage.
Woman loses it.
(, Tue 10 Sep 2019, 14:21, Reply)
This is a normal post ..so...
Driver of the truck using his phone at the wheel. Will he get fined ? Presumably he's released this (and his name) footage to get some cash.
(, Tue 10 Sep 2019, 14:51, Reply)
This is a normal post There are two in the cab.
It is stationary, so I doubt it.
(, Tue 10 Sep 2019, 15:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I’m not sure that being stationary will prevent you from being prosecuted
If you’re in the middle of the road with the engine running, you’re still in charge of a motor vehicle.
(, Tue 10 Sep 2019, 15:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Strictly speaking yes.
Also the car passing them mounts the pavement.
You guys are so much fun, time to go picking berries.
(, Tue 10 Sep 2019, 15:17, Reply)
This is a normal post It's these kind of lively hypothetical legal debates that keep me coming back to /links.
I've got raspberries in the fridge.
(, Tue 10 Sep 2019, 15:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Totally missing the daftness of the whole situation.

(, Tue 10 Sep 2019, 15:19, Reply)
This is a normal post How are your trampberries, scrumpy?

(, Tue 10 Sep 2019, 16:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Pretty good, got about 2kg.
Free range, organic booze.
(, Tue 10 Sep 2019, 18:06, Reply)
This is a normal post With added dog piss and hedgeporn.

(, Tue 10 Sep 2019, 18:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought it was the witty banter
I’ve got blueberries in mine.
(, Tue 10 Sep 2019, 15:59, Reply)
This is a normal post No. I don't enjoy the "bantz".
I also have cheesecake.
(, Tue 10 Sep 2019, 16:21, Reply)
This is a normal post It’s the kitten videos, isn’t it? You’re just a big softy at heart.
I think there might be some Cheddar with balsamic onions at the back. I’ll check and report back.
(, Tue 10 Sep 2019, 17:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Giant military cats has been the highlight on here today.

(, Tue 10 Sep 2019, 18:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Look at those candles.
Mega happy candles fishy!!!
(, Wed 11 Sep 2019, 6:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Slow news day in Birmingham?
Bit confused why they're reporting on incidents in London & Liverpool.
(, Tue 10 Sep 2019, 15:37, Reply)
This is a normal post It's under their UK News tab.

(, Tue 10 Sep 2019, 16:03, Reply)
This is a normal post It's not exactly national news though
Like, I can't see any of the major TV channels having these stories on their flagship evening broadcast.

edit: Well, it's now on the BBC News website. Don't I look a twat.
(, Tue 10 Sep 2019, 16:20, Reply)
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YES right in the fucking swan hole. Thanks for sharing.
(, Tue 10 Sep 2019, 11:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Went down like a footballer

(, Tue 10 Sep 2019, 11:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Is this a metaphor for Brexit?
Which one's leave and which one's remain?
(, Tue 10 Sep 2019, 12:56, Reply)
This is a normal post `the one one delivery bike represents brexit
sitting on his arse not going anywhere
(, Wed 11 Sep 2019, 9:25, Reply)
This is a normal post The actions of this twat prove conclusively that ALL cyclists are twats.

(, Tue 10 Sep 2019, 13:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Don’t be ridiculous
Everyone knows that cyclists are cunts.
(, Tue 10 Sep 2019, 13:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Science

(, Tue 10 Sep 2019, 15:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm a nontwat cyclist- I only ride on mountain trails.
I headbutt deer.
(, Tue 10 Sep 2019, 15:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm a non-twat cyclist, but I've stopped doing #notallcyclists because so many cyclists are twats
stupid entitled cunts
(, Tue 10 Sep 2019, 15:49, Reply)
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#nearlyallcyclists
(, Tue 10 Sep 2019, 16:00, Reply)
This is a normal post
#allcyclistswithintheM25
(, Tue 10 Sep 2019, 17:30, Reply)
This is a normal post #mostcyclists

(, Tue 10 Sep 2019, 20:20, Reply)
This is a normal post It can't be good doing something each day ....
Which makes you so agressivley anngry you become a liability to others and yourself. Just get the fucking bus.
(, Tue 10 Sep 2019, 17:35, Reply)
This is a normal post
Buses make me angry.
(, Tue 10 Sep 2019, 18:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I had a feeling that this might be the case

(, Tue 10 Sep 2019, 18:24, Reply)
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uses reathing
(, Tue 10 Sep 2019, 21:37, Reply)
This is a normal post fucking hell

(, Tue 10 Sep 2019, 13:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not a strong or overly violent person
But if that cock had nearly hit me on a crossing then stopped and walked aggressively up to me I would have (tried to) beat him him and jammed his bike up his ass.
(, Tue 10 Sep 2019, 21:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Firesticks!

(, Wed 11 Sep 2019, 6:29, Reply)
This is a normal post hardman candles!

(, Wed 11 Sep 2019, 9:26, Reply)
This is a link post this is a thing of beauty
Love him or loathe him this is rad
(, Tue 10 Sep 2019, 10:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Out of curiosity, I listened to a stand up show by him the other day
and now can't remember a single thing about it apart from he kept saying people would be offended by what he was about to say when it goes out on Netflix, before not being particularly offensive.
(, Tue 10 Sep 2019, 13:03, Reply)
This is a normal post He's a shit Shock Jock, essentially.
He was far more likeable as an MMA commentator.
(, Tue 10 Sep 2019, 13:09, Reply)
This is a normal post He is
quite smart about social issues. And fucking moronic about most other things. And as a comedian I don't find him funny in the slightest.
(, Tue 10 Sep 2019, 16:35, Reply)
This is a normal post this /\
I just like the trippy audio tbh
(, Tue 10 Sep 2019, 19:51, Reply)
This is a normal post that intro music sounds a bit like Jerry Goldsmith's Klingon stuff
clicky
(, Tue 10 Sep 2019, 9:22, Reply)
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There are a fair few klingons around New Street tbf
(, Tue 10 Sep 2019, 9:33, Reply)
This is a link post Boris Johnson and his Organ Grinder - how long can you last? I made this!


(, Mon 9 Sep 2019, 21:36, Reply)
This is a normal post bit political

(, Mon 9 Sep 2019, 21:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha. Exactly as I thought it would sound.
This is democracy.
(, Tue 10 Sep 2019, 0:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Too good.

(, Tue 10 Sep 2019, 7:02, Reply)
This is a normal post 12 sec

(, Tue 10 Sep 2019, 9:09, Reply)
This is a normal post LOL

(, Tue 10 Sep 2019, 11:28, Reply)
This is a normal post i watch to the end
it made perfect sense
(, Tue 10 Sep 2019, 17:26, Reply)
This is a link post Michelle
You are a monster from hell
(, Mon 9 Sep 2019, 20:03, Reply)
This is a normal post nice

(, Tue 10 Sep 2019, 6:04, Reply)
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is that the one off the delgados?
(, Tue 10 Sep 2019, 10:55, Reply)
This is a link post The Egg - A Short Story
Story by Andy Weir animated by Kurzgesagt

(, Mon 9 Sep 2019, 18:30, Reply)
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Had to be posted. It is very good.
edit:
by way of thanks, here's an album which I'm amazed has only 377 current views, given how listenable I find it and how obscure it is.
Not a thread hijack, just all I got right now
youtu.be/GY7BTXncZ9g
(, Tue 10 Sep 2019, 11:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Nicely animated. Nicely narrated.
Loada shite otherwise.
(, Tue 10 Sep 2019, 20:12, Reply)
This is a normal post wannabe stephen fry / peter jones narration fail was shite
otherwise cool.

no u.
(, Tue 10 Sep 2019, 22:15, Reply)
This is a link post HEART OF NEON - Jeff Minter film full length trailer I made this!
Remember that teaser video for a Jeff Minter film that I uploaded here earlier this year? No? Well forget that anyway - this is the full trailer for the documentary film called HEART OF NEON that's promoting the crowdfunding campaign to the funds necessary to get this project to the finish line. Thought you might like to see it : D

(, Mon 9 Sep 2019, 17:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm a simple man
I see Jeff, I click.
(, Mon 9 Sep 2019, 21:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, who can forget 'Robin of Sherlock' on the ZX Spectrum
It would treat 'SMASH' and its synonym 'BREAK' as the same word, and (because it only scanned the first four letters of any word) thought 'WIND' and 'WINDOW' were the same thing.

So when you typed 'SMASH WINDOW' it thought you meant 'BREAK WIND' and crashed the game. Genius.
(, Mon 9 Sep 2019, 12:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not clicking on that
Looks like a really dodgy spam site
(, Mon 9 Sep 2019, 12:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Full of ransomware, no doubt.

(, Mon 9 Sep 2019, 13:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I think it was Voodoo Castle on the Vic20
It might have been some other Scott Adams

There was a large cauldron in a room.

:PUSH POT

-THAT WOULD BE ILLEGAL!
(, Mon 9 Sep 2019, 13:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm disappointed to discover that The Hobbit doesn't react to the standard B3ta text adventure response...

(, Mon 9 Sep 2019, 17:41, Reply)
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Say to Thorin "fuck Gandalf"
(, Mon 9 Sep 2019, 23:40, Reply)
This is a normal post
HaC
(, Tue 10 Sep 2019, 10:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Triffic
We all did/do it
(, Mon 9 Sep 2019, 18:27, Reply)
This is a link post Watermelon launch
Gc
(, Mon 9 Sep 2019, 10:14, Reply)
This is a normal post

(, Mon 9 Sep 2019, 10:54, Reply)
This is a normal post 0MG teh lolz
Worth a GC though. Still a classic.

Remember this
(, Mon 9 Sep 2019, 12:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh fuck
I chose poorly.
(, Mon 9 Sep 2019, 13:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Then choose more wisely...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3G5IXn0K7A
(, Mon 9 Sep 2019, 21:06, Reply)
This is a normal post This works for me

(, Mon 9 Sep 2019, 23:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Why don't we all relax and just get terribly friendly?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXJ5oaU940U
(, Tue 10 Sep 2019, 10:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Bastard!

(, Mon 9 Sep 2019, 21:48, Reply)
This is a normal post :-)
Joking aside, what about this one?
(, Wed 11 Sep 2019, 12:57, Reply)
This is a normal post WTF happened to purple links?
You stitched me up like a kipper.
(, Tue 10 Sep 2019, 19:50, Reply)
This is a normal post css trickery!

(, Tue 10 Sep 2019, 20:21, Reply)
This is a normal post MWAHAHAHAHA

(, Wed 11 Sep 2019, 12:55, Reply)
This is a normal post It will always be one of the best videos around
Perfect set up - u know what will go wrong, but that still doesn't diminish the payoff
(, Mon 9 Sep 2019, 12:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Is up there with the Kung Fu Fail

(, Mon 9 Sep 2019, 15:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I always think the perfect set up that doesn't diminish the payoff
is this bit of genius writing. Right from, "Oh, Jeff. Did they keep you late at the space center. www.youtube.com/watch?v=THNPmhBl-8I
(, Tue 10 Sep 2019, 16:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Took it like a fucking champ.

(, Mon 9 Sep 2019, 16:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Do you like this track?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=icIyM2i6dSk
(, Mon 9 Sep 2019, 10:51, Reply)
This is a normal post mainly this though
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXJc2NYwHjw
(, Tue 10 Sep 2019, 10:02, Reply)
This is a link post Last one to the wall is a big girl's blouse!

(, Mon 9 Sep 2019, 9:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Like to see their insurance companies try and sort that one out.

(, Mon 9 Sep 2019, 10:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Who built the wall out of shitty magnets?

(, Mon 9 Sep 2019, 13:33, Reply)
This is a normal post DS3 handles so well in the wet

(, Mon 9 Sep 2019, 20:09, Reply)
This is a link post Chinese Man feat. ASM - Wolf Live (Natura'Live 2019)


(, Mon 9 Sep 2019, 7:32, Reply)
This is a link post Monty Python at 50
5 special episodes of lost material presented by Michael Palin. I have just got halfway through the 5th one, and almost fell of my chair laughing. They still had the total joy of working together in 2014....
Llamas!
An Elk!
Title:
Monty Python at 50: The Self-Abasement Tapes - Episode 1 - BBC Sounds
Description:
Michael Palin searches for lost Python sketches and finds them in very unusual places.


(, Mon 9 Sep 2019, 5:56, Reply)
This is a normal post cheers

(, Mon 9 Sep 2019, 8:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Great stuff
Still no "wine tasting" though
sotcaa.org/history/ukonline/python_frame.html?/history/ukonline/python/python_tv_06.html
:-(
(, Mon 9 Sep 2019, 18:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I think
I could spend a lot of time on that site.......
(, Tue 10 Sep 2019, 0:30, Reply)
This is a link post GC be damned
best comment:
I imagine myself at the bottom of an old 60's motel pool somewhere outside of Las Vegas high on Quaaludes while this is playing in the background.
(, Mon 9 Sep 2019, 2:46, Reply)
This is a link post It was all going fine until I got to photo 11

Title:
10 Melory Crescent, Magill, SA 5072
Description:
Auction Location: On site.

Woodforde House circa 1856.

Two titles, unrenovated, Tiny Original Chapel, dual cellars and roof top viewing platform, backs onto the council reserve, so you feel like you are deep in the country.

Mystery and intrigue, OMG beats anything you will ever see, it's at every turn!

History, excitement. Challenge your senses. If you are a scaredy cat, don’t come.

I’m so excited and privileged just to see this two storey blue-stone residence, its not for the faint hearted but WOW, what a property.

This has been in the same family since 1977. The family of six best describe the fun and good times as Mrs Bates in the Hitchcock movie. The house on the hill.

History. Magnificent bluestone “Mansion” of the 1800’s era, built by William Uren, who arrived eight years earlier from Helston Cornwall. He chose this foothills location for its fertile soil and beautiful creek setting. A viewing deck atop the second storey of the home allowed William to see the ships arriving at Port Adelaide his leather goods he was importing.

The tiny chapel has ruby red glass and matching church windows, none of us have any idea why it was there, but it was. They turned it into a bathroom. Imagine a wedding there after its all renovated!

The home is now in need of lots of attention. It remained in the Uren family and later by marriage to the Nightingale family, until the current owners acquired the property. Around the 1860’s a further section on the eastern side was extended to provide the Butler’s pantry and kitchen.

There are ten rooms, double cellar rooms, and a chapel, wrapped around by the return veranda fitted with lacework balustrade on three sides.

Everything needs work but what a property, what incredible grounds spread over two titles. Watch the cob webs, and don’t wear a suit.

Agents Note: Brave people only, leave the kids at home or keep them supervised. Watch the steps.


(, Mon 9 Sep 2019, 0:09, Reply)
This is a normal post The scariest bit
is the wallpaper...that would give me nightmares.
(, Mon 9 Sep 2019, 0:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, so it's a house-share rather than sole occupancy...
They look like they like to party, and I was looking for a nice quiet place...
(, Mon 9 Sep 2019, 0:42, Reply)
This is a normal post is that wall of blue text down to b3ta's new auto-preview thingy?

(, Mon 9 Sep 2019, 0:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Yep
I might need to limit it a bit
(, Mon 9 Sep 2019, 7:12, Reply)
This is a normal post please do something
this looks bad
(, Thu 12 Sep 2019, 21:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I rather like it

(, Mon 9 Sep 2019, 7:53, Reply)
This is a normal post framed football shirt, obviously a sociopath

(, Mon 9 Sep 2019, 11:28, Reply)
This is a normal post 20 is the worst
What kind of wanker supports Man u?
(, Mon 9 Sep 2019, 12:46, Reply)
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Well the house is in Adelaide, it's about as close as their typical supporter lives...
(, Mon 9 Sep 2019, 12:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I always enjoy the format of the
normal room
normal room
normal room
normal room
NUTTY ROOM

on this type of thing. It builds expectation so well.
(, Mon 9 Sep 2019, 13:12, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this

(, Mon 9 Sep 2019, 13:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm appalled at the lack of a clear photo of that 70s car under the car port

(, Mon 9 Sep 2019, 20:07, Reply)
This is a link post Freur - Doot Doot (Live in London 1984)
It's Underworld before they were called Underworld.
I'm a bit obsessed with this song and this particular performance for some reason right now.
If you don't like it you can still marvel at Karl Hyde's hair.

(, Sun 8 Sep 2019, 21:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I know what you mean
Performances like this, and moments like this let us step into that time. I occasionally get obsessed by a weird little Youtube performance from years gone by. I've never heard of these folks before your post. Will certainly check them out. It's the same way I discovered the wonderful Cardiacs.
(, Sun 8 Sep 2019, 22:41, Reply)
This is a normal post This will always be one of the defining moments of my student memories
Eating 200 magic mushrooms cos I had no idea how many you had to take and watching Woodstock followed by the first ever episode of The Tube where they played this song live. The only version on YouTube is by some cunt who thought cutting off the beginning was teh smartz.

I played the 12 inch version of this till the needle nearly came thru the vinyl. Still raises the hairs on my arms.
(, Mon 9 Sep 2019, 7:39, Reply)
This is a link post Peugeot E Legend Concept
Summary - in portrait. 15 min version below.
(, Sun 8 Sep 2019, 21:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Full length vid here I think

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KU5M8_fZcwY
(, Sun 8 Sep 2019, 21:31, Reply)
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I hate the sound of those servo-motors. Slow and cumbersome. All the more parts to go wrong.I feel better though, knowing that the Peugot logo on the wheels will always be the right way up.
(, Mon 9 Sep 2019, 4:15, Reply)

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