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This is a link post Steve "Interesting" Davis on Modular Synth
And the accompanying article - thequietus.com/articles/26943-the-utopia-strong-konta-chorus
(, Wed 18 Sep 2019, 12:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent
I've had Brainsurgeons 3 on my playlist for a while now.
(, Wed 18 Sep 2019, 12:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant.
I find it fascinating that the world's most boring man from the 1980s is the worlds most interesting man today.

Every time I think I have a handle on who and what Steve Davis is, he manages to becomes something else, and he always turns out to be good at it.
(, Wed 18 Sep 2019, 12:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think he's ever really been boring.
He did "How to be really interesting" with the guys from Spitting Image in *quick google* 1988.
(, Wed 18 Sep 2019, 16:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes I supposed he's always been interesting
genuinely, but he had a certain reputation back in the day, evidently ill deserved.
(, Wed 18 Sep 2019, 23:15, Reply)
This is a normal post They had a ball making that.

(, Wed 18 Sep 2019, 14:04, Reply)
This is a normal post
They'll certainly not be out of pocket
(, Wed 18 Sep 2019, 14:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Steve can chalk up another success.

(, Wed 18 Sep 2019, 14:21, Reply)
This is a normal post He's racked up a few during his career

(, Wed 18 Sep 2019, 14:59, Reply)
This is a normal post cue a load more snooker puns

(, Wed 18 Sep 2019, 16:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Can we get a break from these puns?

(, Wed 18 Sep 2019, 18:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, give it a rest!

(, Wed 18 Sep 2019, 18:16, Reply)
This is a normal post My tolerance for puns
has been forged in the crucible of b3ta.
(, Thu 19 Sep 2019, 11:33, Reply)
This is a normal post This isn't a pun, but I did a copy-paste to get 147 of them.
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(, Thu 19 Sep 2019, 15:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Baized on this,
I'm worried about your frame of mind.
(, Thu 19 Sep 2019, 16:40, Reply)
This is a normal post If there was ever a thread crying out for extension
it wasn’t this one.
(, Thu 19 Sep 2019, 20:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I blame the blacks, and the whites, and the yellows, and the reds
And the greens, and the browns, and the blues, and the pinks..
(, Fri 20 Sep 2019, 8:32, Reply)
This is a normal post eViLegion has gone mad

(, Thu 19 Sep 2019, 21:41, Reply)
This is a normal post But perhaps
My Chevron has been cancelled
(, Thu 19 Sep 2019, 21:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I still get told I look like him.
I bloody don't!
(, Wed 18 Sep 2019, 18:03, Reply)
This is a normal post OH HAI STEVE

(, Wed 18 Sep 2019, 21:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I'LL KILL YOU ALL!

(, Thu 19 Sep 2019, 7:50, Reply)
This is a normal post That certainly sounds like Steve Davis...

(, Thu 19 Sep 2019, 14:54, Reply)
This is a normal post fucking boring

(, Wed 18 Sep 2019, 22:37, Reply)
This is a link post It's your kids, Marty! I made this!
They're playing bossa nova
(, Wed 18 Sep 2019, 10:15, Reply)
This is a normal post If Back to the Future was set in Brazil......
definitely the tune they'd use.
(, Wed 18 Sep 2019, 12:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Burnt cumbox 2019

(, Wed 18 Sep 2019, 10:11, Reply)
This is a normal post *Boke*

(, Wed 18 Sep 2019, 11:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Finally an AI story in the news that isn't bullshit

(, Wed 18 Sep 2019, 12:33, Reply)
This is a normal post The bloke
off Sherlock?
(, Wed 18 Sep 2019, 14:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Mookkake

(, Wed 18 Sep 2019, 11:53, Reply)
This is a normal post *slowly applauds*
That's actually a great pun. bravo.
(, Wed 18 Sep 2019, 12:10, Reply)
This is a link post US Congress Slash Fiction!
I knew this existed in the Star Trek/Wars fan world, but who would have guessed Congress? What about Parliament?
Title:
McDreamy, McSteamy, and McConnell


(, Wed 18 Sep 2019, 4:24, Reply)
This is a normal post FUCKING HELL

(, Wed 18 Sep 2019, 7:55, Reply)
This is a normal post We often point at Japan’s seeming obsession with tentacle porn
It seems we may need to get our own house in order. So to speak.
(, Wed 18 Sep 2019, 11:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Chuck Tingle is that you?

(, Thu 19 Sep 2019, 4:26, Reply)
This is a normal post
The usual question of "what were you Googling at 4am?" seems a bit redundant here.
(, Wed 18 Sep 2019, 8:52, Reply)
This is a normal post 0400 for you
Is what, Afternoon Tea? Pacific Daylight anyway...
(, Sun 22 Sep 2019, 1:25, Reply)
This is a normal post oh the huge manatee!

(, Wed 18 Sep 2019, 9:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Really interesting article.
Whilst I've never had much interest in fanfic (and other fan-created material) myself, I've been involved in scenes where it is common and have always been fascinated by the sociological implications.
(, Wed 18 Sep 2019, 17:59, Reply)
This is a link post Audiobooks - Dance Your Life Away
I listen blind every day on my way to work..

what i thought was a remix of an Annabella Lwin / Bow wow wow rarity
turned out to be Julian Cope cohort David Wrench with arist/model Evangeline Ling recorded last year

I particually liked the latter portion refences to geting waxed/ listening to vinyl

(, Wed 18 Sep 2019, 2:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Graduates of the Björk school of song and dance.

(, Wed 18 Sep 2019, 7:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I agree
100%
(, Thu 19 Sep 2019, 2:10, Reply)
This is a link post Talking of slapping - slap yourself in the face
The Cheap Detective 1978

(, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 23:53, Reply)
This is a normal post ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=08a8SXro3V8
(, Wed 18 Sep 2019, 0:11, Reply)
This is a normal post ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=viZvYPuyQAw
(, Wed 18 Sep 2019, 2:15, Reply)
This is a link post Chap slapping a bass like it said something unsavoury about his mother
Slick skillz

(, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 20:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Seen this guy on Davie504 channel. Skills.

(, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 21:11, Reply)
This is a normal post
youtu.be/tkwSvwrQ4QQ?t=66
(, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 21:24, Reply)
This is a normal post YES

(, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 21:33, Reply)
This is a normal post indeed
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sa2il_zHFm8
(, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 21:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Aaaah fucking love this track
And it's unhinged reprise: www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZz74ljOH5Q
(, Wed 18 Sep 2019, 16:08, Reply)
This is a normal post unexpected young ones sample in the outro area!
completely forgot about that one - cheers
(, Wed 18 Sep 2019, 17:58, Reply)
This is a normal post What's up
Slappers
(, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 23:59, Reply)
This is a normal post He slaps like a wet noodle
You need to get out from under that bass appreciation rock
THIS is slapping like you mean it, how his hands aren't just bloody stumps I dunno
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEq9L6aE9mQ
(, Wed 18 Sep 2019, 9:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I raise you Victor Wooten
youtu.be/tsyMH3ACvxE
(, Wed 18 Sep 2019, 12:28, Reply)
This is a link post Racist landlord sue Youtuber for calling him rude names
Not for calling him racist (which the racist denies) but for the rude names.

Risky. If it goes to court and he loses (slander) then everyone can legally call him "bumsplatter of a man" "a penis" "a racist dickwad" or "a hypocritical saucer of tit milk"

(, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 19:56, Reply)
This is a normal post If it was on YouTube it was libel, not slander.

(, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 20:21, Reply)
This is a normal post
I thought libel had to be written?
(, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 20:23, Reply)
This is a normal post No, that's the "bibel"

(, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 20:44, Reply)
This is a normal post No. That's the handy portmanteau for a blood libel.

(, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 21:08, Reply)
This is a normal post nearly
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tower_of_Babel
(, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 22:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Historically, I think so. Broadcasting changed all that.

(, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 21:04, Reply)
This is a normal post
Live and learn.

Thanks.
(, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 22:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Most brexity face of the year

(, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 20:45, Reply)
This is a normal post This was early last year.
It was thrown straight out of court. YouTuber's lawyers were pro bono, so the racist cunt's wife, who was the actual claimant, had to pay £3000 to pro bono law charity, just because she's the kind of racist cunt's cunt wife who'd try and get money from a person after they'd correctly broadcasted about what a cunt her odious fat racist cunt of a husband was.
(, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 21:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Hoorah!
A happy ending.

Which means we can say all those things with legal impunity!

Thanks for the update.
(, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 22:09, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yly3eZU-fRw
(, Wed 18 Sep 2019, 13:52, Reply)
This is a normal post vulgar abuse isn't defamation
but hey, there's always some shitty lawyer who'll take your cash if you're angry and prepared to pay
(, Wed 18 Sep 2019, 1:59, Reply)
This is a link post diving with a 7m anaconda

(, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 17:37, Reply)
This is a normal post
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you've got buns, hon
(, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 22:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Would be a more tasteful choice than that dramatic library music

(, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 22:45, Reply)
This is a normal post
Jeeeeez
(, Wed 18 Sep 2019, 12:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I honestly read that as “driving”
and then spooled impatiently through the video waiting for them to put it in their car
(, Fri 20 Sep 2019, 11:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck Vox and fuck their 'content aggregation policy'.
As interesting as this topic may be, I'd rather hear it from the people who actually did all the research rather than Buzzfeed 2.0.
(, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 16:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd listen to your point
but how can I be certain it's a true original?
(, Wed 18 Sep 2019, 7:55, Reply)
This is a link post Flying taxis on the Seine.
Flying taxis on the Seine.

(, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 13:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Flying taxis on the Seine.
Flying taxis on the Seine.
(, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 13:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Ooooh la la!

(, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 14:31, Reply)
This is a normal post
🎵 At the age of 37, she realised she'd never ride through Paris
In a flying taxi, with the warm spray in her hair 🎵
(, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 14:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy candles.
Love me some Dr. Hook.



Edit: Sock alert! You have the same candle day and number of candles as rob.
(, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 14:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Gotta be Marianne Faithful though
I mean, it's the only listenable track she ever recorded...
(, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 18:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I really like her.
Particularly this track she did with Jarvis Cocker.

Jarvis is very good at writing slightly unflattering lyrics for other people.
(, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 19:07, Reply)
This is a normal post No more work, rest and play for her.
She moved on to Werther's Original some time ago.
(, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 20:25, Reply)
This is a normal post what this duet
with David Bowie
(, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 22:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Crikey!!!
*Does candle dance. Falls over*
(, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 14:55, Reply)
This is a normal post "warm spray in her hair"
Utterly disgusting filth.
(, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 16:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Yay mega candles!!

(, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 21:13, Reply)
This is a link post Chernobyl event aftermath full documentary BBC (1989)
Presenter is in the control room!

(, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 11:15, Reply)
This is a normal post
Not great, but not terrible.

Actually, lies. Great. I know what I'll be watching tonight.
(, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 11:33, Reply)
This is a link post 3D Kapla construction/destruction
(edit) Skip to 0:35 for destruction.

(, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 11:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Fake. Jet fuel can't melt wood.
Good vid, but a bit marred by the music.
(, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 12:01, Reply)
This is a link post while you're waiting for binky


(, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 6:15, Reply)
This is a normal post That's a point
They're late this month aren't they?
(, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 9:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow, someone has invented the world's worst
motorised vehicle.
(, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 9:25, Reply)
This is a normal post
Worse than a Monowheel?
(, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 9:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I stand corrected
A vehicle that is hard to steer, won't slow down or accelerate without causing major injury. How much?
(, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 10:36, Reply)
This is a normal post To you sir
£11,297 and a ruptured spleen.
(, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 15:09, Reply)
This is a link post Why does this short melody keep showing up in so many films?
It turns out it all started with some medieval monks.

(, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 5:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Interesting
But not entirely convinced - isn't it possible it's just a common sequence of notes? It took me a few seconds to come up with Carol of the Bells which I think is supposed to be Christmassy, not sinister. That said, it might explain why I find it fucking depressing....
www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0uGnm3dGvc
(, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 18:20, Reply)
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Almost certainly not. Every composer for film is a composer and as familiar with the origins of Dies Irae as the Picardy third. The Dies Irae is obscure because of its antiquity, but it would have been immediately recognizable in a Church saturated culture. It is comparable to the ease with which Americans can easily discern fragments of "Dixie" or the "Star Spangled Banner". For the UK, maybe "Rule Brittania" or "God Save the Queen".
(, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 18:38, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ne6tB2KiZuk
(, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 20:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought the motif appeared in the rollercoaster video below.
So I'm probably going to hear it everywhere now.
(, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 21:30, Reply)
This is a normal post also:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSHalUwk6cE
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This is a normal post

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This is a normal post Bolton; Boltoff
Hey wait, which one's the clown? It must be the orange one because the walrus one is too evil even for clowns.
(, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 1:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I couldn't tell either.

(, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 7:25, Reply)
This is a normal post wow - he can ejaculate stars from his ear holes as well as being able to pull bunting from his nose holes!

(, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 21:04, Reply)
This is a normal post When the holywood tragi-comedy of Trump's presidency is made, Will Ferrell will be a shoe-in for Bolton.

(, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 21:11, Reply)
This is a normal post What happened to those strange men's faces?
Too orange'y for crows
(, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 22:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Energy saving lightbulbs apparently

(, Wed 18 Sep 2019, 19:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Man brings glass cock to website.

(, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 0:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Ends up needing link redundancy emotional support clown

(, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 15:39, Reply)
This is a link post Weeeee

(, Mon 16 Sep 2019, 20:26, Reply)
This is a normal post
youtu.be/8-KvyKNSV7U
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This is a normal post {:-D

(, Mon 16 Sep 2019, 20:40, Reply)
This is a normal post
youtu.be/azhgpelu0vY
(, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 7:08, Reply)
This is a normal post \o/\o/

(, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 7:47, Reply)
This is a normal post {:-D

(, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 12:16, Reply)
This is a normal post *Boaks*

(, Mon 16 Sep 2019, 22:05, Reply)
This is a normal post want

(, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 6:54, Reply)
This is a normal post It's nice of these video editors to put some music in
And edit out the fucking annoying sound of someone ruining your day by pissing around with a drone.
(, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 18:58, Reply)
This is a normal post That's quite impressive
and I have watched videos of competitive RC stuff once.
(, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 20:47, Reply)
This is a link post Weirdest Porn movie intro ever

(, Mon 16 Sep 2019, 16:06, Reply)
This is a link post Hope I made this!
Seems Charlie Chaplin's speech from The Great Dictator is fairly pertinent today. So I had a mess about, building a music track around it. It's dramatic if nowt else! :)

(, Mon 16 Sep 2019, 16:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent!

(, Mon 16 Sep 2019, 17:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Believe it or not I recently heard a tune with Chaplin's speech.
It's somewhere around 9 minutes in.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SS2wSfgbTC8
(, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 1:01, Reply)
This is a normal post It's also found in Paolo Nutini's Iron Sky

(, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 8:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow, we're onto something.
He sounds a bit like Marvin Gaye. Pretty cool.
(, Tue 17 Sep 2019, 14:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Very 90s!
- and I don't mean that as a criticism! It's a fooken floor filler!

I used to play this sort of thing down da club. Could do with a coda at "Let us all Unite!" though.
(, Wed 18 Sep 2019, 19:38, Reply)
This is a link post the answer to the number 42

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This is a normal post that's marvellous :)

(, Mon 16 Sep 2019, 13:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Somehow it's so fitting that a planet network was needed :)

(, Mon 16 Sep 2019, 16:33, Reply)
This is a normal post oh. more toothpick instruction then

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