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This is a link post Full Metal Stylophone

Title:
15 Heavy Riffs On Stylophone


 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 9 Nov 2019, 22:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Feels a bit fakey

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 9 Nov 2019, 23:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I hope not, just good effects or magnets.
Scope for a comedy metal band, surely.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 10 Nov 2019, 1:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Shitty magnets!
I might try a few on my Stylophone. My only party trick on it at the mo is Rhythm is a Dancer.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 10 Nov 2019, 10:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks ok to me
The stylus movements certainly match the notes, and the classic Sylophone glissando is definitely there.
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Sun 10 Nov 2019, 11:41, Reply)
This is a normal post It's just a few notes feel autotuned
I'm bitter and sinical
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 10 Nov 2019, 14:16, Reply)
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*waves*
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 11 Nov 2019, 5:18, Reply)
This is a normal post sze in the info he
used a whammy pedal to give it that "richness"
 (I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 10 Nov 2019, 15:43, Reply)
This is a link post Zefrank on Leafhoppers & friends

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 9 Nov 2019, 22:36, Reply)
This is a link post I've just discovered this guy.
Also Max Wall, who is amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 9 Nov 2019, 15:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I should have posted part 2. It's brilliant.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QgWbjGd6XE
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 9 Nov 2019, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Dave Allens monologues are excellent
his sketch comedy, not so much
 (sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sat 9 Nov 2019, 16:48, Reply)
This is a normal post The note under the car wheel is pretty good though.

(I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sat 9 Nov 2019, 17:56, Reply)
This is a normal post the one parodying a scene in Tom Jones is quite good

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 9 Nov 2019, 21:30, Reply)
This is a normal post The race between the two funerals always makes me laugh.

(hiraeth SPACE £19.99. I say yer buy one yer get one free, Sun 10 Nov 2019, 9:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha! I'd forgotten about that one.
I must watch it again.
I can't find the one that was my favourite - I *think* it was a monologue of a horror story which, as a kid, was genuinely scary but there was still the underlying knowledge that there was a punchline coming up. Brilliant stuff!
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Sun 10 Nov 2019, 17:17, Reply)
This is a normal post The two paddy's walking home from the pub in a storm... I think, always been my favourite!

(Clying Crayon draws the wrong conclusion, Wed 13 Nov 2019, 21:49, Reply)
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Yeah, it always amazed me how a guy could be so funny just sitting there talking about not much, and yet so awful at doing sketches.

I recommend his teaching children how to tell the time story.
 (champagnerocker, Tue 12 Nov 2019, 17:10, Reply)
This is a normal post That's brought back happy memories of watching it with my dad
It was compulsory viewing when I was a kid, made extra special by the fact it allowed me to stay up past my bedtime. He was a genius that IMHO doesn't get the recognition he deserves - some of his sketches were brilliant. I've just rediscovered this collection from some of his earlier shows.
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Sat 9 Nov 2019, 17:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Same same
Only it was my mum I watched with.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sat 9 Nov 2019, 18:16, Reply)
This is a normal post With my mum and dad; and brothers and sister

(I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Sat 9 Nov 2019, 18:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Your Mum

(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Sat 9 Nov 2019, 19:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Dad?

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 9 Nov 2019, 21:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Uncle Ernie?

(I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Sun 10 Nov 2019, 0:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I was acquitted, the kid saw nothing, right?

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 10 Nov 2019, 5:24, Reply)
This is a normal post The Aristocrats!

(97800, Sun 10 Nov 2019, 9:43, Reply)
This is a normal post the series where all you knew was some of the title sequence because it definitely was way past your bedtime

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 9 Nov 2019, 21:32, Reply)
This is a link post Duck conquers Dog


(Paint! Another one lost, Sat 9 Nov 2019, 12:49, Reply)
This is a normal post {:-D

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 9 Nov 2019, 22:58, Reply)
This is a normal post
=)
 (Sherbs, Mon 11 Nov 2019, 17:49, Reply)
This is a link post MIT goes doggy style


(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Sat 9 Nov 2019, 12:09, Reply)
This is a normal post

(Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Sat 9 Nov 2019, 12:33, Reply)
This is a normal post The bit near the end with the leaves
looks like a great deleted scene from Metalhead. She's killed the battery from up in the tree, jumps down, and boom, the others feel the vibration.
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Sat 9 Nov 2019, 16:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Stop the fucking press

(97800, Sat 9 Nov 2019, 13:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Tesco value drama queen.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 9 Nov 2019, 17:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Double negative.
So she admits, she is a criminal.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sat 9 Nov 2019, 18:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Their massively convoluted self service checkout routine would have had my suspicions raised, too.

(Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Sat 9 Nov 2019, 18:44, Reply)
This is a normal post "I wasn't having them treating my auntie, husband and mum like that.
Plot twist: the aunt, husband and mother was just one person.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 9 Nov 2019, 19:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Gender fluidity gone mad.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 9 Nov 2019, 21:40, Reply)
This is a normal post She should calm down
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 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 9 Nov 2019, 22:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Love this account.
The poppy cult is strong in your strange country.
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Sat 9 Nov 2019, 11:21, Reply)
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A cult? To remember our relatives who fought and died? When we stood alone against the greatest evil in history? And won?

What the fuck do they celebrate in your country?
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Sat 9 Nov 2019, 19:48, Reply)
This is a normal post You need a cup of tea, dear.

(Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Sat 9 Nov 2019, 20:06, Reply)
This is a normal post
Two fucking sugars Penis, and make it quick this time.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Sat 9 Nov 2019, 20:21, Reply)
This is a normal post you know Armistice day is the first world war right?
The Royal Legion do great work, and I'll buy a poppy as usual. Not sure about wearing it anymore though; yes the braying insistence is becoming a cult and one of the right at that. Unfortunately.
 (horrid, Sun 10 Nov 2019, 11:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!
Fucking hell.
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Sat 9 Nov 2019, 16:26, Reply)
This is a normal post ""Why isn't that poppy wearing a poppy?"

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 9 Nov 2019, 17:32, Reply)
This is a normal post It's what they would have wanted

(I helped save b3ta! 2kindsofherring, Sat 9 Nov 2019, 19:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha fucking hell

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Sat 9 Nov 2019, 17:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Ironically
those who love this most, probably vote far right.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 9 Nov 2019, 17:55, Reply)
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...and those who are struggling and live off the state find it amusing to be cynical about the commemoration of the dead who made that possible.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Sat 9 Nov 2019, 20:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Solemn remembrance is one thing.
Blatantly using it to advertise a pub or the sort of nationalism that leads to conflict doesn't seem very respectful.
Enforcing poppy conformity smacks of handing out white feathers in 1914.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 9 Nov 2019, 22:19, Reply)
This is a normal post In a more respectful and contemplative mood
#cockdestroyer

Kind of reduces the sentiment.
 (I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Mon 11 Nov 2019, 16:06, Reply)
This is a link post Beware!


(Paint! Another one lost, Sat 9 Nov 2019, 0:23, Reply)
This is a normal post ha

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 9 Nov 2019, 12:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Last month's Twitter
meets today's b3ta due to yesterday's Have I Got News for You.
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Sat 9 Nov 2019, 12:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I’m secretly hoping for John Bercow as a future guest host.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sat 9 Nov 2019, 22:14, Reply)
This is a normal post As enjoyable as it was at the time
I do wonder why it took HIGNFY so long to pick up on this.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 9 Nov 2019, 13:24, Reply)
This is a link post Watchmen
Really enjoying the new TV series but disappointed they didn't use this theme song

(GC, I know)
(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Fri 8 Nov 2019, 21:00, Reply)
This is a normal post This is the only media other than the book
(and the bit on the Simpsons) that I'll acknowledge.
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Sat 9 Nov 2019, 11:24, Reply)
This is a link post Indie Game Preview: Strobophagia I made this!
Get off your tits and scare your bollocks off... unique!
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Fri 8 Nov 2019, 20:57, Reply)
This is a link post Twitter Popularity Contest I made this!
Can you guess which old celebrities are doing the best on Twitter?
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 8 Nov 2019, 16:18, Reply)
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Took me three goes to get 10/10
 (Delay Tactics Intentionally left blank, Fri 8 Nov 2019, 18:23, Reply)
This is a normal post 5/10
Some surprises I must admit
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 8 Nov 2019, 19:04, Reply)
This is a normal post 5/10
After a 0/5 start.
 (I helped save b3ta! 2kindsofherring, Fri 8 Nov 2019, 20:21, Reply)
This is a normal post 7/10
WTF Cheggers?!
 (I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Fri 8 Nov 2019, 20:53, Reply)
This is a normal post 8/10 First Try.
The trick was to only click the ones that I'd actually heard of.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Fri 8 Nov 2019, 21:42, Reply)
This is a link post I really wish these guys were still a voting option
The man speaks with such calming reassurance, they've got to be a better bet than the whackjobs and wingnuts we can vote for this time around.
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 8 Nov 2019, 14:44, Reply)
This is a normal post You can still vote from them but you have to reach the polling station by astral projection

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Fri 8 Nov 2019, 14:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Do Vauxhall make the Astral?

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 8 Nov 2019, 15:05, Reply)
This is a normal post The crime graph
is like something straight out of Brass Eye.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 8 Nov 2019, 15:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Ahhhh memories.
Here in Canada we had magician Doug Henning as a spokesman for the Natural Law Party.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmMWO1TlUbs
 (I helped save b3ta! I F Hobo then {steal bindle}, Fri 8 Nov 2019, 15:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I suppose
choosing one bunch of deluded lying cunts over the other bunches of lying cunts really doesn't matter in the grand scheme of things.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Fri 8 Nov 2019, 15:27, Reply)
This is a normal post *deluded flying cunts

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 8 Nov 2019, 15:35, Reply)
This is a normal post They only bounced up and down on something bouncy

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 8 Nov 2019, 23:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Don’t blame me, I voted for Lord Buckethead

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Fri 8 Nov 2019, 17:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I swear, that Nigel Mansell just gets younger and younger.

(Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Fri 8 Nov 2019, 17:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I voted for them once, because their candidate agreed to hold my dog on the lead while I went in to the polling booth
I mean you can have good or bad policies, but minding my dog is something I can get behind
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 8 Nov 2019, 23:06, Reply)
This is a normal post How did they get a Party Election Broadcast?
Number of levitating seats they contested?
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 8 Nov 2019, 23:11, Reply)
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Our defence policy consists of growing a very tall hedge.
 (MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Sat 9 Nov 2019, 17:42, Reply)
This is a link post Final Countdown in Major key
Sounds remarkably good
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 8 Nov 2019, 13:43, Reply)
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Sounds like what the masses in China would be forced to sing along to while celebrating the launch of a nuclear strike resulting in mutual mass destruction.
 (I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Fri 8 Nov 2019, 15:49, Reply)
This is a normal post oh dear, got that wrong
expected this
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 8 Nov 2019, 17:57, Reply)
This is a link post Voodoo Child
with an oriental twist
(I helped save b3ta! ProjectWeasel The Bird is the Word, Fri 8 Nov 2019, 13:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Awesome
Like it
 (Sherbs, Sun 10 Nov 2019, 21:29, Reply)
This is a link post Cannot. Bloody. Wait.
Two titans of ineptitude. Head to head. On live telly!
 Title:
Johnson and Corbyn to face off in live BBC debate


 (Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Fri 8 Nov 2019, 12:52, Reply)
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These debates are fucking useless. We need to re-introduce Gladiators and have these cunts chased down by the Wolf up a wall.
 (ohidunno, Fri 8 Nov 2019, 13:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck that.
Hand them both a Lirpa and have them fight to the death in a make-shift arena in the middle of the studio.
Johnson would certainly have a strength/weight advantage, but Corbyn could use his wiry agile frame to push for the win. Smaller target, too.

You could have the winner fight Sturgeonboss.
 (Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Fri 8 Nov 2019, 13:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Boris asks T’Pau for advice...
“The hair is the hair. What can be done?”
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Fri 8 Nov 2019, 14:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Did you hear about the Vulcan who travelled all the way from his home planet to Manchester?
He'd heard he might get a job for T'factory
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 9 Nov 2019, 0:03, Reply)
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Instead of The Wolf, can we please just have a wolf? Or a pack of them? I think that would make better telly.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 8 Nov 2019, 13:49, Reply)
This is a normal post "Crazed wolves in store a bad mistake, admits Mothercare."

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 8 Nov 2019, 17:43, Reply)
This is a normal post The other day, I found out
that Wolf was older than I am when he started doing Gladiators.

This made me feel young(ish).
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 8 Nov 2019, 16:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Why, how old were you when you started doing Gladiators?
I met Wolf and Woody Harrelson having a drink together at a bar in Majorca back in 2000.
They were putting on Spanish accents to try and throw me off the scent, but I bloody KNEW it was them! I've got camcorder evidence and everything. I really should get it digitised.
 (Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Fri 8 Nov 2019, 17:20, Reply)
This is a normal post This is something you need to digitise for posterity
Share please!
 (I helped save b3ta! hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Fri 8 Nov 2019, 23:12, Reply)
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A Nightgowned Helmet Hunt actually made me spit coffee.
 (penrose your dog's got tits, Fri 8 Nov 2019, 11:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I Toot, Men Die nearly did me in
After Foul Macaque Snot
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Fri 8 Nov 2019, 11:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Mrs Joy, Secretiveness Teacher.
Hah!
 (Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Fri 8 Nov 2019, 12:53, Reply)
This is a normal post {:-D
Collie tinkles
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 8 Nov 2019, 21:32, Reply)
This is a link post How to Excel at Drumming


(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Fri 8 Nov 2019, 10:56, Reply)
This is a normal post keyboard and mouse are quite enough as an interface, thanks

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 8 Nov 2019, 18:00, Reply)
This is a link post I done made a YouTube I made this!
Hello B3tans. I've been lurking here for 18 years without posting (is that a record?).

I've watched all your videos, read all the newsletters (when Rob can be bothered to write one) and played all the games.

Anyway, my daughter loves watching songs on YouTube but most of them are absolute horse shit so I thought I'd make some myself.

Sorry it's not ironic or rude or sweary, but if you've got little kids I hope they enjoy them.
(noodledoodler, Fri 8 Nov 2019, 10:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice work - I'll show it to the wee weasels who are connoisseurs of such material
I really enjoy the terrible Indian animations made for nippers, this one in particular: www.youtube.com/watch?v=TH3phTh_KD8
 (I helped save b3ta! ProjectWeasel The Bird is the Word, Fri 8 Nov 2019, 12:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I like noodles and I like your animation and all the rest

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 8 Nov 2019, 12:40, Reply)
This is a normal post My boy approves

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 8 Nov 2019, 19:11, Reply)
This is a normal post That is rather lully
Have a click.
 (Tivert, Sat 9 Nov 2019, 0:09, Reply)
This is a link post Dolphins kicking fish
Take that human tuna tossers
(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 8 Nov 2019, 8:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Marine space program

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Fri 8 Nov 2019, 15:54, Reply)
This is a link post Come Again 2 NSFW I made this!
A thing i did for some friends / unknown artists in the US.

It was aired on Killradio in Los Angeles.

It took up too much of my life and gave me sleepless nights. I didnt even sort out the small volume levels before sending it.

The feedback was really good but i shelved part 3 because i started a new job.I have no intentions of doing another mix or mixtape ever.
Get Flash player to hear the audio
(Tivert, Fri 8 Nov 2019, 3:58, Reply)

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