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This is a link post ITV saves viewers from being subjected to stuck record being played live on air.
Stuck record sues. Likely argues that this kind of thing would be outlawed in an independent Scotland.
 Title:
SNP to take legal action over ITV election debate


 (Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Wed 13 Nov 2019, 16:56, Reply)
This is a normal post It's all a crock of shit
She'll never get the indy vote by only allowing the Scottish people to vote for it. LOLZ.

Still, keeps her in her £144,687 a year job, much better than the average £23,150 that the rest of the voters get.

(Disclaimer: I'm allowed to say this as I'm a jock who lives in England- the rest of yous are just RACISMISTS)
 (suvrad now hopes he’s given you covid-22 on, Wed 13 Nov 2019, 18:43, Reply)
This is a normal post COMIN OVER ERE

(97800, Wed 13 Nov 2019, 18:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah I know. I've got a job, but I've left the women alone.
Well... They've left me alone...

Does that help?
 (suvrad now hopes he’s given you covid-22 on, Wed 13 Nov 2019, 19:54, Reply)
This is a normal post A tad idealist but have always thought those representing the great unwashed should take the average pay of those they claim to speak for
They might then be more motivated rather than getting their noses into the trough and claiming all expenses possible, Same with those who claim zero hour contracts are welcomed by their employees as it gives them flexibility and a choice of working hours. So if it's so great why are not Management on the same regime? "Yeah fuck off back home on no pay and we will call you in when you need to chair a meeting bully your staff and have a 3 hour business lunch."
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 13 Nov 2019, 21:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes!
That's exactly my thinking...

I always wondered how much a politician would make if they were on minimum wage
 (suvrad now hopes he’s given you covid-22 on, Wed 13 Nov 2019, 22:03, Reply)
This is a normal post assuming 7.83 an hour?
According to the independent they usually get 80 days recess a year, note no holidays or sick pay.
So 365-80 to get 285 'working' days, round that up to 41 7 day weeks, deduct another 82 days for weekends so that's them down to 203 days.
According to a survey in 2010, they work 69 hour weeks so that would be 13.8hrs a day. 13.8*203 gives us 2801.4 hrs but we round that down as we're not paying for that .4 as its not even half an hour.
2801*7.83=21, 931.83 less tax of 20% on the 9431.83 above the 12500 threshold, so 21931.83 - 1886.37 = 20045.46
Divide by 12, so 1670.45 per month after tax

But wait, I forgot national insurance contributions so that's another 1595.98 off your take home pay to take you down to about 18,451.28 a year or 1537.60 a month.

Does that help?
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 14 Nov 2019, 0:43, Reply)
This is a normal post
Why?
 (abc, Wed 13 Nov 2019, 23:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Why?!?
What would the attraction be to a job where half the people who were around you thought you were a cunt and you only got £7.83 an hour for the privilege...

It'd certainly make working in an Amazon (other shit jobs are available) warehouse a lot more attractive, and if you were really bothered about making people's living standards better you'd probably try a whole lot fucking harder.

Guess it's easier to look down from the top though? Amirite? Hold my pint!
 (suvrad now hopes he’s given you covid-22 on, Wed 13 Nov 2019, 23:24, Reply)
This is a normal post
I'm not following what that's got to do with the suggestions that politicians should adopt the average pay of "the people they speak for"?
 (abc, Thu 14 Nov 2019, 1:27, Reply)
This is a normal post They'd supplement it with other income derived from their elevated position in society
Just like they all do now
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 14 Nov 2019, 10:14, Reply)
This is a normal post They represent the electorate i.e. all voters in their constituency
So that average would vary from mp to mp
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 14 Nov 2019, 8:20, Reply)
This is a normal post She always
reminds me of Mary Doll Nesbitt.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 13 Nov 2019, 20:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Summary: Mr Penis doesn't like the SNP

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 13 Nov 2019, 22:48, Reply)
This is a normal post
Always funny to see people getting upset about Scotland being in the UK and simultaneously getting upset about the idea of Scotland leaving the UK...
 (abc, Wed 13 Nov 2019, 23:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Nah, but...
It's upsetting to see someone on television who likes to be part of a really big fruity club continually asking if they can leave another fruity club, without actually having the capability of being in either that big fruity club without being in the other smaller fruity club.

You understand like yeah, and r u still ok hun?
 (suvrad now hopes he’s given you covid-22 on, Wed 13 Nov 2019, 23:33, Reply)
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You're "upset" that Sturgeon is promoting the idea of an independent Scotland within the EU?
Why does that upset you?
 (abc, Thu 14 Nov 2019, 1:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't mind the SNP.
It's Sturgeon I can't fucking stand. Anybody who can't respect the outcome of vote they championed because its not the result they hoped for is a cunt.
Plus, we're not ready to be independent. Have you seen the Scottish Parliament in action? Jesus fucking Christ. What are we going to base out economy on? Shortbread and almost the best Whisky in the world? Brilliant idea, that.
 (Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Wed 13 Nov 2019, 23:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I disagree.

(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Thu 14 Nov 2019, 0:20, Reply)
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Why would you try and base an economy on shortbread and whisky?
That just seems daft.
 (abc, Thu 14 Nov 2019, 1:30, Reply)
This is a normal post It's nothing but playing politics
Brexit is likely inevitable at this point, so playing for independence means it's possible to use the angle that you can worm your way back into the EU after. That covers the remain. Then there's the hard nationalists who fucking hate UK and England. They want oot and probably voted leave anyway. I'm not sure the Tories would be up for another Indie vote, but it's possible Labour could be convinced (depending on the election result obvs)
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 14 Nov 2019, 6:32, Reply)
This is a normal post It is absolutely playing politics.
They stand on a platform of being the only ones who can stand up to the evil Tories in Westminster, but their success is the reason we've got a Tory government. The only party that can unseat the Tories is Labour, and they need the Scottish seats to be able to win an election.

Tactically it's really clever as it means the SNP get to have their cake and eat it. It probably isn't doing Scotland any good in the long run though as the SNP can just be marginalised as a minority party in Westminster.

While we're at it, how do nationalist parties like UKIP get such a hard time, but the SNP get a free pass?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 14 Nov 2019, 9:37, Reply)
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I'm not aware of the SNP getting a "free pass"?
However the SNP have always promoted an inclusive, civic nationalism. That's why so many Scots of English origin have chosen to settle and build lives in Scotland. UKIP, in contrast, peddle an insular, xenophobic nationalism, based on fear of "the other".
It's not difficult to see the difference.
 (abc, Thu 14 Nov 2019, 11:33, Reply)
This is a normal post That vote wouldn't be asking the same question as the last vote though would it?

(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 14 Nov 2019, 10:22, Reply)
This is a normal post
Best politician in the UK, bar none
 (I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Thu 14 Nov 2019, 1:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Would be better if she poured herself one while Bojo blabered onwards to nothing...
As soon as Bojo finished she raised her glass with an accusing pinky pointing at Mr Fake Bad Hair:
"THAT'S SHIITE, YOU'RE SHIITE" she blared like a well ventilated highlander, took a sip "And he'res why, ya crock of lies.."
Followed by a well formulated venting that would have brought a tear to the eye of a war hardened Billy Connolly.
"...aye to that, and to sum it up FARK OFF ya lying piece of SHIITE." She would conclude, gently waving the now empty glass of single malt.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 14 Nov 2019, 8:16, Reply)
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There are lots of things Sturgeon can be justifiably criticised for, but what can't be denied is that she takes her job seriously, and delivers a consistent message.
That's a stark contrast with the moral emptiness, serial falsehood and straightforward incompetence of lazy media performer, Boris Johnson.
I think Sturgeon gets a lot of flak simply because she's a strong woman. That's still a problem for a lot of insecure people.
 (abc, Thu 14 Nov 2019, 11:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm all for Scottish independence
Granny Weasel was a Scot, so I should be able to get hold of a Scottish passport, and reclaim entry to EU thru the backdoor, laughing at y'all True Blood Eng/Welsh/NI, slowly sinking deeper into the mire.

Also, the idea of the fabled blue passport having the unicorn stripped from it tickles me. Maybe they'll put the dragon in it's place?
 (I helped save b3ta! ProjectWeasel The Bird is the Word, Thu 14 Nov 2019, 13:26, Reply)
This is a normal post NSFW

(I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Fri 15 Nov 2019, 13:18, Reply)
This is a link post Capitalist running dog tries and fails to harass and bully Corbyn.


(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 13 Nov 2019, 14:22, Reply)
This is a normal post what the fuck
is an Islamic Jihad scarf?
 (I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Wed 13 Nov 2019, 14:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I suspect that he is referring to a keffiyeh
as worn by palestinians (among others)
 (I helped save b3ta! Nun The Wiser : My middle name's still RIS, Wed 13 Nov 2019, 19:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed. Had he been a Corbyn fanboy his Twitter feed would inevitably have been full of antisemitic tropes.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 13 Nov 2019, 16:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Because neo-nazis love progressive politics and social justice issues

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 13 Nov 2019, 22:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not sure that's true. I've heard they're a bit intolerant.
What does 'social justice' mean to you?
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 14 Nov 2019, 0:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I think the church should do more than say they decry things
but put forth the framework of scripture they use as their basis for coming to that conclusion. That way, a Christian reading it might find a basis to begin being more tolerant or whatever happens after you read a bit.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 13 Nov 2019, 23:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Or interpret it differently.

(97800, Thu 14 Nov 2019, 7:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Not as entertaining as the MAGA Kids rap video.

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Wed 13 Nov 2019, 20:58, Reply)
This is a normal post A genuine jihadist scarf acts like a haemorrhoidal ligation rubber band
and would decapitate the infidel wearing it
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 14 Nov 2019, 4:27, Reply)
This is a link post A Friend in Need I made this!
It's a week late but please enjoy this scary sketch I made about a needy friend.
(dogfood, Wed 13 Nov 2019, 13:52, Reply)
This is a link post The Colour out of Space
Nicholas Cage!
An essentially unfilmable story!
What could possibly go wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 13 Nov 2019, 11:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck's sake.

(Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Wed 13 Nov 2019, 13:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Sign me the fuck up.

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 13 Nov 2019, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Didnt netflix already do this story
with Natalie Portman?
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Wed 13 Nov 2019, 14:13, Reply)
This is a normal post The bees! The bees!
That's this film, right?
 (GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Wed 13 Nov 2019, 17:54, Reply)
This is a link post Here We Go
A short musical documentary about American society
(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 13 Nov 2019, 9:10, Reply)
This is a link post A child's drawings of horses from age 2-16, animated.


(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 12 Nov 2019, 19:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Kid's are shit at drawing

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Tue 12 Nov 2019, 19:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Also, acting

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 12 Nov 2019, 19:29, Reply)
This is a normal post
They do get better though, to be fair.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 12 Nov 2019, 20:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Worse disease vector than rats.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 12 Nov 2019, 20:49, Reply)
This is a normal post and grammer

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Tue 12 Nov 2019, 22:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Kid is are.

(97800, Tue 12 Nov 2019, 23:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Turtle power

(97800, Tue 12 Nov 2019, 23:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Best "Kids are shit at drawing" page on the internet
thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=irule

oldie but a goodie
 (I helped save b3ta! Really?, Wed 13 Nov 2019, 7:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Interesting to see how her perception develops.
Especially in the early drawings.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 12 Nov 2019, 20:49, Reply)
This is a normal post No doubt thanks to a subscription to a beloved equestrian magazine

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 12 Nov 2019, 21:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Relevant....
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHGaRQIGYG4
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 12 Nov 2019, 21:55, Reply)
This is a normal post My hoarse

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 12 Nov 2019, 23:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Ohh,
A happy horse!
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 13 Nov 2019, 13:43, Reply)
This is a normal post at 2:10
it looks exactly like my cock and balls
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Wed 13 Nov 2019, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Can you pee okay?
Best just use it for that then.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 13 Nov 2019, 17:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Spike Milligan reference, ho!
✊
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Wed 13 Nov 2019, 19:21, Reply)
This is a normal post That's the one.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 14 Nov 2019, 1:15, Reply)
This is a link post ... or whatever you want to call them NSFW

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 11 Nov 2019, 23:44, Reply)
This is a normal post It feels as though time has stopped, watching that.

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 12 Nov 2019, 8:29, Reply)
This is a normal post But I got to the end, and admired her lad for tucking in so faithfully.

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 12 Nov 2019, 16:17, Reply)
This is a normal post There is no God

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 12 Nov 2019, 8:40, Reply)
This is a normal post All hail the Dude
White Russian to keep the faith.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 12 Nov 2019, 17:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Proof if ever you needed it
that humanity is actually evolving into two different species. I'll call this one Homo Retardaris.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Tue 12 Nov 2019, 9:41, Reply)
This is a normal post satire?

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 12 Nov 2019, 10:02, Reply)
This is a normal post FUCKING HELL

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 12 Nov 2019, 10:06, Reply)
This is a normal post WHO
TOLD HER TO DO THIS?!?
 (SplatterShart, Tue 12 Nov 2019, 13:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not saying it was aliens
But it was aliens.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 12 Nov 2019, 17:23, Reply)
This is a normal post From the screencap
it seems perfect for nine elevenses
 (ohidunno, Tue 12 Nov 2019, 13:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Senza pomodoro you daft cow

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 12 Nov 2019, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post gonna show this to an Italian
see if they explode
 (horrid, Tue 12 Nov 2019, 14:53, Reply)
This is a normal post
I believe that counts as a hate crime.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 12 Nov 2019, 15:50, Reply)
This is a normal post has a youtuber been reported to the Hague before?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 12 Nov 2019, 18:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Comments are funny, too.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 12 Nov 2019, 16:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Tragically stupid
Although they seem quite pleased with themselves so all good. If it's satire then they both deserve an oscar.
 (I helped save b3ta! 2kindsofherring, Tue 12 Nov 2019, 20:08, Reply)
This is a link post It might be the Worst Of Times, but here's an UltrasonicBreakingHipHop7/8TimeClubBanger I made this!
as a distraction, for six minutes or so.
(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Mon 11 Nov 2019, 21:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Much knob twiddling involved?

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 12 Nov 2019, 21:59, Reply)
This is a link post S. Africa vs. whales
Lovely stuff, but I was sure they got knocked out in the semis.
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Mon 11 Nov 2019, 19:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Or they got a semi and knocked one out

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Tue 12 Nov 2019, 7:54, Reply)
This is a link post Moron takes out loan - doesn't keep up with repayments.
Is surprised when her credit rating gets fucked. Millenials, eh?
 Title:
'Buy now pay later messed up my credit score'


 (Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Mon 11 Nov 2019, 13:22, Reply)
This is a normal post It's great when thick cunts go crying to the news
So all the world can see how thick they really are
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 11 Nov 2019, 14:06, Reply)
This is a normal post The photo was a giveaway as to how it happened.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 11 Nov 2019, 15:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank god there's a company out there that will let me split up my £35 purchase into four affordable monthly installments
It'll save me the headache of stressing over whether I really need to buy this dress or not while I've got fuck all saved up
 (97800, Mon 11 Nov 2019, 17:52, Reply)
This is a normal post You can't blame her for emulating her heroes: also from the same site
www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-50377406

I like to appear authentic by being a bastard on here. I'm also incredibly paranoid. Ain't social media great? IT ISN'T MY FAULT THAT I DID IT!

End of days, I tells ya.
 (suvrad now hopes he’s given you covid-22 on, Mon 11 Nov 2019, 18:13, Reply)
This is a normal post What the fuck is all this utter bollocks

(97800, Mon 11 Nov 2019, 18:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes it is all utter bollocks
But I bet both of them self promoting pricks make considerably more money than me for mincing about online all day. It's fucking crazy.
 (suvrad now hopes he’s given you covid-22 on, Mon 11 Nov 2019, 18:35, Reply)
This is a normal post If you can ignore the income side of it, comfort yourself with the fact that there's now a whole generation out there incapable of doing an actual job.
In the real world you have the advantage over someone with "YouTube Eyebrow Guru" on their CV to explain why they've been a shut-in for the last 5 years.
 (97800, Mon 11 Nov 2019, 19:20, Reply)
This is a normal post they wouldn't know one end of a telephone-sanitising sachet from the other!

(ozof, Mon 11 Nov 2019, 22:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Have these people been born into some bubble devoid of reality and the real world?
"Like it's so unreal and not fair, and I told my Dad to help and he said like I need to like get a grip and I was like adopted anyway so I can like fuck off."
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 11 Nov 2019, 20:39, Reply)
This is a normal post You'd be amazed at how many people need a book with rules to function...
And by book, I mean something like "Total Money Makeover".
It´s basically the common sense my gramps slapped into me, but I'll save you 1£ from the bargain bin by giving you all the main points without the born again Jesus crap:

- Pay housing, food and stuff for survival/work first.
- Pay the rest with what is left.
- Do a fucking budget, a 0 based preferably, stick to it.
- Don't have money for shit, save up or don't get it.
- Factor in risk when doing financial stuff.
- A high credit score is not used by all banks, I mean some of them ask for income, assets and the like, at a face to face meeting before even thinking of setting up a mortgage.

Then, if you fucked up and are trying to get out of the hole:
Step one:
- Get current on your debts, don't get new ones. Leasing or renting stuff is stupid expensive, don't fucking do it, be it cars or handbags.
- Live like a poor student with no money.
- Get a second job temporarily - max out overtime, rent your Gran on Gumtree, sell cat portraits on ze internets.
- Sell all the crap you don't use.
Step two:
- Save up 1000£ as minimum emergency fund.
Step three:
- Pay off your debts starting with the smallest one or the taxman (don't wait to pay off mortgage for next step).
Step three:
- Save up 3 months of expenses for a ermergency fund, Xmas or a date is NOT A FUCKING EMERGENCY.
Step four:
- Start saving for a down payment on a house, start putting a bit extra on the retirement account etc. live normally YOU FUCKTWAT WITH A LIP PIERCING.

I mean, its not fucking rocket science.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 11 Nov 2019, 22:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah but I need to go clubbing every night for my mental wellbeing

(97800, Mon 11 Nov 2019, 22:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Well
At least sell the fresh seal pup pelts on Etsy and eat the meat,
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 11 Nov 2019, 22:36, Reply)
This is a normal post
seal staffie
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 11 Nov 2019, 23:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Is the skin worth anything on those?
The gory clubbing vids might be worth a bob or a penny on the black market. Maybe.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 12 Nov 2019, 17:20, Reply)
This is a normal post
What about "I felt sad so I bought myself a new iPhone"?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 13 Nov 2019, 14:44, Reply)
This is a normal post OK Boomer

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 13 Nov 2019, 20:33, Reply)
This is a normal post She looks like one of those plastic monkeys that can suck their thumb.
Still, I'm sure all that shit in her face went on credit, so she didn't have to pay up-front to make herself look like a cheap sex doll.
 (Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Tue 12 Nov 2019, 22:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I think that's one of those instansap filters, Grandad.

(Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Tue 12 Nov 2019, 23:50, Reply)
This is a normal post It's called base.
And she layered said base with the back of a spade.

Looks like a badly rendered bunker.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 13 Nov 2019, 13:52, Reply)
This is a link post Paper Poppy installation I made this!
A short video I made about a really thoughtful paper installation of poppies. Hope it gives you a lift on a Monday morning.
(perkusfux, Mon 11 Nov 2019, 9:32, Reply)
This is a normal post quite the opposite of uplifting
in fact
 (ozof, Tue 12 Nov 2019, 6:41, Reply)
This is a link post A sea of origami chatterboxes with peoples faces on I made this!
An instal of the origami chatterboxes, made by people,with their faces on and their thoughts inside. there are 200 for people to try and pay with.
 Title:
Anton Hecht on Instagram: “So there are a lot of them, the field of Doncaster origami chatterboxes is taking shape. But will the people play with them? Will they…”


 (Wilow1, Sun 10 Nov 2019, 21:17, Reply)
This is a normal post is it a comment on the vacuous promiscuity of social media?
or just a new kind of litter?
 (ozof, Tue 12 Nov 2019, 6:44, Reply)
This is a link post Christophe Chassol - Birds

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sun 10 Nov 2019, 20:38, Reply)
This is a link post Date Fight! I made this!
Jake Yapp & I are doing a new podcast where we trawl through all the events in history that have happened on today's date, and make them fight to see which is the best! I very much hope you enjoy it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Natt, Sun 10 Nov 2019, 18:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Is it any good?

(I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Sun 10 Nov 2019, 19:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I think so.
I mean, there's one way to find out...
 (I helped save b3ta! Natt, Sun 10 Nov 2019, 21:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh right. Sounds good.
EDIT: It was alright. I might listen to another one at some point.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Sun 10 Nov 2019, 23:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank
You
 (I helped save b3ta! Natt, Fri 15 Nov 2019, 12:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Can you promise me there is no Dora Dale in it?
That is one character I simply don't get. Plenty of other stuff by Jake Yapp that I like.
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Mon 11 Nov 2019, 5:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, I can absolutely
Promise that.
 (I helped save b3ta! Natt, Fri 15 Nov 2019, 12:00, Reply)
This is a link post Motivation Time w/ Tofu


(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Sun 10 Nov 2019, 16:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I like this, thank you.

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 12 Nov 2019, 8:25, Reply)
This is a link post Wipe the Tories Out I made this!
so much love from the B3ta massive, always a pleasure to share my work, also, wipe the Tories out!
(bonnie_prince_bob, Sun 10 Nov 2019, 13:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Vote the cunts out!
Replace them with more cunts! And round and round we go.
 (Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Sun 10 Nov 2019, 18:36, Reply)
This is a normal post But, but, but...
If life has taught me anything (which is itself debatable), it's that everyone, at any given moment, is somewhere on the cunt spectrum. It's important to recognise that the behaviour of the Conservative party is massively, abhorrently, and punitively cunty, and it's entirely possible to replace them with altogether different cunts who are perhaps only modestly cunty. You can choose. It's important.
 (I helped save b3ta! Hugh Breeze likes it. A Lot., Sun 10 Nov 2019, 21:14, Reply)
This is a normal post You took the words right out of my mouth

Have a high five.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sun 10 Nov 2019, 21:57, Reply)
This is a normal post No, no, no, no, the next line is:
"Oh it must have been while you were kissing me."
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Mon 11 Nov 2019, 5:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Well that was a convincing argument
I genuinely don't understand why people think this works. No-one I know reacts positively to this kind of message. Demonising people with different views on how to run a country never works. Painting UK political parties as evil is nonsense when there is real evil in the world.

What we desperately need is professional, capable and intelligent legislators who don't deal in 5 second quotes for social media. We need genuine thinkers who are able to consider all aspects of any legislation, not just what plays well to their tribal audience.
 (plankton, Mon 11 Nov 2019, 22:56, Reply)
This is a normal post
nae bother ya Tory wank, 130,000 deaths directly attributable to austerity.
away and fuck a dog
twat
 (bonnie_prince_bob, Mon 11 Nov 2019, 22:58, Reply)
This is a normal post The Jerry Sadowitz thing has already been done
Try a different character.

Best of luck with the showbiz career babes!
 (plankton, Tue 12 Nov 2019, 8:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I would be interested to know
How you can directly attribute deaths to austerity. But I don't want to be told to go fuck a dog so I won't
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Wed 13 Nov 2019, 18:48, Reply)
This is a normal post You can't
It's been debunked many, many times. The number was an estimate was from an academic paper that has been horribly misquoted to score cheap political points. This is from Channel 4, hardly a fan of the torys - www.channel4.com/news/factcheck/factcheck-did-austerity-kill-120000-people

The only viable statistic linked to increased deaths is the rise of obesity. The country is literally eating itself to death.

I don't like the torys either, but then again I think we have some of the worst politicians ever right now. Not one compares favourably with the genuinely clever legislators from the past who actually tried to write good law, not pose for Facebook videos.

I really can't be bothered to vote this time around.
 (plankton, Thu 14 Nov 2019, 11:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Tories out
bloomin British Medical Journal, what do they know anotherangryvoice.blogspot.com/2017/11/why-are-bbc-ignoring-shocking-death.html
 (wordizbarn, Fri 22 Nov 2019, 16:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, it's the same report
Except that the link you posted isn't bothering to check the validity of the author's claims. No one knows why 45,000 extra people died unexpectedly, but you certainly can't say with any evidence or certainty that it was down to austerity, or extrapolate from that to saying the tories killed 120000. It's poor science and all it does is feed the "don't trust experts" trolls.
 (plankton, Fri 6 Dec 2019, 18:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I agree
And at least let it be funny: This wasn't even funny in the first place.
 (b3tap00py, Fri 29 Nov 2019, 18:18, Reply)
This is a link post On the end of his wristies
There's a joke here somewhere 'Where did Napoleon keep his armies?'
 Title:
Woman's arms found in backpack of Russian professor


 (samuelmanual, Sun 10 Nov 2019, 12:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Thought he only had one, split into corps?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 10 Nov 2019, 17:44, Reply)
This is a link post Kung Fury. Sue me.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 9 Nov 2019, 23:25, Reply)
This is a normal post That may be the best thing in the world.

(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Sun 10 Nov 2019, 6:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Kung Fury 2
www.imdb.com/title/tt5765844/?ref_=fn_al_tt_3
 (Delay Tactics Intentionally left blank, Sun 10 Nov 2019, 9:27, Reply)
This is a normal post This is fucking brilliant!!

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Sun 10 Nov 2019, 17:53, Reply)
This is a normal post 2015!
How have I not heard of this or seen this until now? I've even seen (and shamefully used) Hackerman memes... I'm a dick.
 (I helped save b3ta! Hugh Breeze likes it. A Lot., Sun 10 Nov 2019, 21:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Before I could pull the trigger...
... I was struck by lightning ... and bitten by a cobra!

Fantastic!
 (I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Tue 12 Nov 2019, 21:08, Reply)

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