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This is a link post Kids rhyming story....
About a lady and her hairy beever. Enjoy.
 (lladoog once licked never beaten, Thu 5 Dec 2019, 21:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I did not wake up today expecting to read .....
"Singularity-Free Kinematically Redundant Planar Parallel Mechanism." I shall use this for any conversation I do not understand rather than "That would be an ecumenical matter."
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 5 Dec 2019, 22:13, Reply)
This is a link post Brillo Pad Destroys the Clown
Wow.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 5 Dec 2019, 21:13, Reply)
This is a normal post He doesn't need to waste his time, they're certain to get in again anyway.
Because Corbyn.
 (97800, Thu 5 Dec 2019, 21:20, Reply)
This is a normal post True
But Brillo at his best is great, and amazed it was allowed under impartiality rules.Total hammering,
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 5 Dec 2019, 21:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't see what impartiality rules he could be accused to have broken.
As far as I can see he simply stated some facts, and some questions he'd ask, given the opportunity.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 5 Dec 2019, 21:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Exactly
Here are the questions that he should be able to answer if he wants to be Prime Minister.
It’s up to him whether he wishes to avoid scrutiny, but his doing so fits a pattern of behaviour, and isn’t compatible with high office.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 6 Dec 2019, 6:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Except that he already is Prime Minister.
If you think shitty behaviour is incompatible with holding high office, here or anywhere else, you're even more naive than I previously thought.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 6 Dec 2019, 7:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I didn’t say shitty behaviour.
I said avoid scrutiny.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 6 Dec 2019, 8:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, I think his scrutiny avoidance in this instance is pretty shitty.
Everyone else has faced up to Neil.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 6 Dec 2019, 13:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Indisputably

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 6 Dec 2019, 15:26, Reply)
This is a normal post they're both cunts

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 6 Dec 2019, 9:23, Reply)
This is a normal post But Corbyn is oven ready
for the Jews
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 5 Dec 2019, 22:28, Reply)
This is a link post This looks good!


(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Thu 5 Dec 2019, 21:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like they've taken Pastafarianism one step further.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 5 Dec 2019, 21:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Heard about these guys
Not to be confused with the fucked up Church of Satan.
The temples tenets are excellent.

absolutely will check this out.
 (Melatonin, Thu 5 Dec 2019, 22:54, Reply)
This is a normal post watched it a few weeks ago
recommend. enjoyable, interesting and educational. free speech and separation of church and state with wit and humor. Focuses on some of the idiocy/insanity that may be particular to the US. But, I suppose we in the US don't have a complete monopoly on idiocy.
 (noddin0ff TCA ATT GGA, Fri 6 Dec 2019, 23:25, Reply)
This is a link post Baby Joda takes a Dump I made this!
utterly juvenile. But I had time to waist.
 (I helped save b3ta! johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Thu 5 Dec 2019, 20:53, Reply)
This is a normal post {:-)

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 6 Dec 2019, 14:44, Reply)
This is a link post New World Order
Seems like there are new members of the group because I don't see some of the old faces
(plankton, Thu 5 Dec 2019, 17:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Rox!

(CloneRanger is horribly overpriced on, Thu 5 Dec 2019, 18:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Not as good since Hooky left.

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Thu 5 Dec 2019, 19:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I like that video

(suvrad now hopes he’s given you covid-22 on, Thu 5 Dec 2019, 20:36, Reply)
This is a normal post
It was good enough to click the link, watch the irrelevant to everything ad and give them a direct upclick. Also, there is the matter of the dry cleaning bill.
 (I helped save b3ta! tromboner cherophobia is my kind of fun, Fri 6 Dec 2019, 1:42, Reply)
This is a normal post This is Madness
I think World Order have based their entire act on Madness, who were briefly popular in Japan in the early 80's after a series of Honda ads
youtu.be/Jq6JL1lhLIw
 (SuperCobra Olympic standard lurking, Thu 5 Dec 2019, 22:05, Reply)
This is a link post Alfred Chicken. Original soundtrack. Because I'm feeling chickeny.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 5 Dec 2019, 16:04, Reply)
This is a link post Me when I catch Baby Yoda

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 5 Dec 2019, 16:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Nooooooooooo!

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 5 Dec 2019, 16:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Heh heh heh

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 5 Dec 2019, 20:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Better than expected. 5/7.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 5 Dec 2019, 19:05, Reply)
This is a normal post
Really should have done *something* with the Cylon bit in the credits.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Thu 5 Dec 2019, 22:44, Reply)
This is a link post Escobar Fold 1 NSFW
nsfw because boobs
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 5 Dec 2019, 14:20, Reply)
This is a normal post She was far more middle-aged than I was expecting.
Are the boobs there to distract you from how unbelievably tacky the phone looks?

I'm sure it'll go down a storm with the Council Estate types that enjoy hanging 'Legalise It!' and Bob Marley posters around their gaffe. Propa gangsta, innit.
 (Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Thu 5 Dec 2019, 14:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Just don't tell 'em it's a rebranded
Chinese POS available at 1/3 the price...
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 5 Dec 2019, 17:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like a cheap DVD case.
I'll be amazed if if lasts a year in regular use.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 5 Dec 2019, 17:21, Reply)
This is a normal post It will stolen by the ruffians from the estate well before that

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 5 Dec 2019, 20:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Stolen by the undeserving poor, on benefits, an utter disgrace.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 5 Dec 2019, 22:07, Reply)
This is a normal post *drops monocle*

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 5 Dec 2019, 14:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not picking it up
Not falling for that again.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 5 Dec 2019, 20:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Fair enough...
*zips up*
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 5 Dec 2019, 22:11, Reply)
This is a normal post What is this?
Not those. I know about those. It's the folding thing I don't understand.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Thu 5 Dec 2019, 19:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Why do I get the feeling...
... that they are trying to distract you from their actual product?
 (I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Thu 5 Dec 2019, 20:55, Reply)
This is a link post New Cassetteboy NSFW
to upset all the Tory cunts on here.
(I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Thu 5 Dec 2019, 10:03, Reply)
This is a normal post join ussssssssssss!
Don't fight, Lucy. It's so much better when you don't fight.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Thu 5 Dec 2019, 18:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Splendid as usual

(I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Thu 5 Dec 2019, 21:01, Reply)
This is a normal post ^

(97800, Thu 5 Dec 2019, 21:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Amazing.

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Thu 5 Dec 2019, 23:00, Reply)
This is a normal post
I'm sure they are both thoroughly offended
 (strongp, Fri 6 Dec 2019, 12:15, Reply)
This is a link post SIMONS memory game I made this!
That old electronic game but now featuring Simon, Simon, Simon and Simon. May break your brain within minutes with sound on.
 Title:
SIMONS 🟥🟦🟨🟩 memory game


 (I helped save b3ta! malevole, Thu 5 Dec 2019, 9:31, Reply)
This is a normal post sticks at 'loading' for me

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 5 Dec 2019, 19:19, Reply)
This is a normal post 11
that's all I could cope with. Hubby's name is Simon......
 (Monkee girl not a monkee, not a girl, Thu 5 Dec 2019, 20:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Got to 16 with the added Simons
TBH there's no way I'd have done it with the sound off - the intonation of the Simons really helps. IIRC the original had notes which would be a massive benefit, to me at least.
*edit* Great job - I missed the "I made this" first time.
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Thu 5 Dec 2019, 22:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Plywood is a shit material to make a bird box from, jussayin

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 5 Dec 2019, 17:25, Reply)
This is a normal post *throws monocle out of window*

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 5 Dec 2019, 5:46, Reply)
This is a normal post

(Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Thu 5 Dec 2019, 6:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Why are we looking at a photo of your Mum?

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 5 Dec 2019, 15:27, Reply)
This is a normal post He wants to show everyone his edgelord lineage.

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Thu 5 Dec 2019, 15:44, Reply)
This is a normal post If the wind changes
her face will stay like that
 (antopants hindercorp.org, Thu 5 Dec 2019, 17:50, Reply)
This is a normal post "I TOLD YOU IT WAS TOO TIGHT!!!"

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 5 Dec 2019, 20:17, Reply)
This is a normal post There is an industrial lube for everything.
And everyone. "winks"
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 5 Dec 2019, 20:50, Reply)
This is a normal post *unzips again*

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 5 Dec 2019, 22:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I never got the 'abuse is sexy' thing.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 5 Dec 2019, 19:55, Reply)
This is a link post Herzog as Superhero

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Wed 4 Dec 2019, 22:31, Reply)
This is a normal post could listen to werner all day

(antopants hindercorp.org, Thu 5 Dec 2019, 17:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Me too.

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Thu 5 Dec 2019, 19:16, Reply)
This is a link post A nice musical for Christmas NSFW

(MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Wed 4 Dec 2019, 19:14, Reply)
This is a normal post A Scottish production filmed in England using an all-English cast.
It can get to fuck.
 (Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Thu 5 Dec 2019, 13:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I always wondered what happened to jamnog

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Wed 4 Dec 2019, 17:02, Reply)
This is a normal post You mean you haven't?

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 4 Dec 2019, 17:44, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a reauired subject matter one must indulge in before disembarking on these solem shores
I would suggest that those who have not make up for this grave omission before being quartered by the mods.

(Any monkey will do, if the ladies ignore you, your local gay bar is a viable option)
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 5 Dec 2019, 20:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Just chickens, here.

(Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Wed 4 Dec 2019, 18:02, Reply)
This is a normal post One doesn't fuck monkeys,
One makes sweet sweet love to them.
 (I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 4 Dec 2019, 18:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Exactly
Lovemonkeys and fuckpigs.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 4 Dec 2019, 18:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Bumsquirrels.

(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 4 Dec 2019, 20:20, Reply)
This is a normal post The next level up from gerbils?

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 4 Dec 2019, 20:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Squirrel bums with burgers, you say?
www.b3ta.com/board
 (97800, Wed 4 Dec 2019, 20:45, Reply)
This is a normal post
youtube.com/watch?v=oRTlfFlJ4o8
 (MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Wed 4 Dec 2019, 21:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, who hasn’t?

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 4 Dec 2019, 19:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, not everyone can afford peanuts

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 4 Dec 2019, 23:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I once gave a handjob to an ocelot, does that count?

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 5 Dec 2019, 1:10, Reply)
This is a normal post
Did you oscillate it's cock a lot?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 5 Dec 2019, 13:45, Reply)
This is a link post New Bond actually looks pretty good!


(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 4 Dec 2019, 14:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Couldn't be worse than the last one
My kid is home ill, so I'm sitting here watching Cars 2 with him. Terrible as it is, it's still a better spy film than Spectre.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 4 Dec 2019, 14:33, Reply)
This is a normal post
i liked Spectre until they shoehorned Blofeld in. The rest of it was ace.
 (ohidunno, Wed 4 Dec 2019, 15:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I assume you've already done both Incredibles films
I'd love an excuse to watch those with my kids again, but as they're all stroppy teenagers now it's unlikely to happen.
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Wed 4 Dec 2019, 17:58, Reply)
This is a normal post
He's three. I'll try him on that when he's a bit older.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 4 Dec 2019, 18:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah - in that case you've got that to look forward to!
I know it's a cliche, but make the most of your time with him - it really does fly past.
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Wed 4 Dec 2019, 22:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I can sympathise...
Cars 2 is a real let down. It doesn't even make sense, and I've seen it around 40 times. Thanks kids.
 (I helped save b3ta! Hugh Breeze likes it. A Lot., Thu 5 Dec 2019, 19:17, Reply)
This is a normal post looks shite to me

(L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Wed 4 Dec 2019, 18:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like I've just watched the whole film

(suvrad now hopes he’s given you covid-22 on, Wed 4 Dec 2019, 18:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow, how forgettable.

(97800, Wed 4 Dec 2019, 18:40, Reply)
This is a normal post It's still written by the same tits as die another day
How they're still involved in the franchise is a bit baffling
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 4 Dec 2019, 18:51, Reply)
This is a normal post The next Bond is going to be called "Are you still not dead? For fucks sake!"

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 4 Dec 2019, 20:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, more of the same....
Good-oh.

(A good friend has been working on this film and what is most surprising is that every day on the shoot has been kick bollock scramble like an underfunded indie flick rather than the well-oiled machine you'd expect. What's not so surprising is that Craig is a spoiled mardy cunt.)
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Wed 4 Dec 2019, 23:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I think he's a great Bond but I'm not surprised to hear you say that.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 5 Dec 2019, 16:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I think he is a good Bond
as Bond in the books is not much more than a thug with an expense account. And Craig has been a very good actor in some other films too.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Thu 5 Dec 2019, 19:16, Reply)
This is a normal post He is going to die.
There's going to be someone saying something about "Come on, it's time to go!" or some shit like that.

And he'll smugly respond: "No, time to die."

And then the lead writer's balls will explode.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 5 Dec 2019, 9:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Thu 5 Dec 2019, 19:17, Reply)

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