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This is a link post probably old news for vulfpeck fans
but it made me chuckle
 (ozof, Sat 11 Jan 2020, 21:33, Reply)
This is a normal post He needs to slow the fuck down.
That line of whizz just before they went live was a bad idea.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 11 Jan 2020, 21:58, Reply)
This is a normal post No more government subsidies for active basses.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 13 Jan 2020, 10:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Love it,
but, TBH, I just used it to click through to TVGoHome, where the real genius lies...
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 12 Jan 2020, 0:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Cunt
was made for real under the title 'Nathan Barley'. Shame they didn't keep the original title.

Always wanted to see 'Widdleplop Farm' made.

Or 'Fuck your felt aunt'. That would have been awesome.

The valentines night scheduling was inspired and featured the show 'I Love the Succession of Glittering Images Which Distract and Amuse Yet Ultimately Do Little to Quell the Boundless Sadness at My Core.’

I miss TV Go Home
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sun 12 Jan 2020, 6:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Daily Mail Island
Day 37: The homosexuals bury their dead.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sun 12 Jan 2020, 8:56, Reply)
This is a normal post
Some more of it did make it to TV.

As did Unnovations.
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 12 Jan 2020, 10:46, Reply)
This is a normal post
Morris and Brooker dream team.
 (chasbo zelena Real Immodesty, Mon 13 Jan 2020, 19:45, Reply)
This is a link post Fist Full Moon of the year I made this!

(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Sat 11 Jan 2020, 20:23, Reply)
This is a normal post
r
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Sun 12 Jan 2020, 12:58, Reply)
This is a normal post
Wolf Moon they call it. Allegedly.
 (chasbo zelena Real Immodesty, Mon 13 Jan 2020, 19:26, Reply)
This is a link post You know what we haven't for a while?
Mark Fowler getting AIDS
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Sat 11 Jan 2020, 13:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I wish Ween would make a new album.

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 11 Jan 2020, 13:55, Reply)
This is a normal post
I burst out laughing at that. Never seen it before. Amazing.
 (JauntyArt, Sat 11 Jan 2020, 21:04, Reply)
This is a normal post \o/

(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Sat 11 Jan 2020, 23:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Same
And now I'm going to hell
 (horrid, Sun 12 Jan 2020, 2:20, Reply)
This is a normal post And so will I....
....I found that piss funny.
 (Anthony Burgess' Chocolate Orange, Sun 12 Jan 2020, 21:44, Reply)
This is a normal post This will enter my internet top ten
And stay there
 (I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Sun 12 Jan 2020, 2:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant!

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Mon 13 Jan 2020, 9:42, Reply)
This is a normal post
So fucking good, up there with Team America intro.
 (chasbo zelena Real Immodesty, Mon 13 Jan 2020, 19:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Great video
But it reminds me of a video I saw here years ago, the visual was of a slideshow of low fidelity images of Z-list British celebrities and the audio was a weird looping electronic sample that was differently modulated to be increasingly weird for each image.

Does anyone remember it, could someone hook me up?
 (I helped save b3ta! Marn, Tue 14 Jan 2020, 17:53, Reply)
This is a link post Super-small isometric chess display engine
A journey from 924 bytes down to nearly 500! An interesting forum thread, even for the non-technical.
 (foolish made himself look like a fool on, Sat 11 Jan 2020, 12:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I like this sort of low-level bit-fiddling

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 11 Jan 2020, 18:44, Reply)
This is a link post Bugger
Neil Peart has concked out.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Sat 11 Jan 2020, 0:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Tearful
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-j0AyWbAbrc
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sat 11 Jan 2020, 1:08, Reply)
This is a normal post
Well that's this year ruined already
 (cackbastard criminally inane, Sat 11 Jan 2020, 1:11, Reply)
This is a normal post :(
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eSlvoO3Vw8
:)
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 11 Jan 2020, 6:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Pompous fascist

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 12 Jan 2020, 17:34, Reply)
This is a link post Indie Game Review: Wanking Simulator I made this!
Posted without comment.
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Fri 10 Jan 2020, 23:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Had a misery wank watching
Great review as always.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 11 Jan 2020, 0:20, Reply)
This is a normal post The ladies' wank is called a strum
coz it looks like they're strumming an invisible guitar.
 (GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Sat 11 Jan 2020, 10:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I think you’ll find
That a ladies’ wank is called flicking the bean because it looks like they are flicking a bean
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sat 11 Jan 2020, 19:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I think you'll find it's myth
Woman can't orgasm!
 (I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 12 Jan 2020, 9:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Perhaps the ones you know, anyway.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 12 Jan 2020, 16:48, Reply)
This is a link post Cunt's cunt candle
Cunt
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 10 Jan 2020, 23:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Please see the post above.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 10 Jan 2020, 23:58, Reply)
This is a normal post *vomits*

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 11 Jan 2020, 9:19, Reply)
This is a normal post We'll soon have videos on Youtube of people challenging themselves to light one
#Surströmming
 (GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Sat 11 Jan 2020, 10:24, Reply)
This is a normal post So she DOES have some self-awareness then.
Unfortunately, what little she has she’s immediately found a way to monetise.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 11 Jan 2020, 11:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Parody wants its job back.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 11 Jan 2020, 23:13, Reply)
This is a link post EAMONN HOLMES GIVES BIRTH TO A SWAN NSFW
Is this GC?

from rossbutter.com/

Vimeo : vimeo.com/384041481
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Fri 10 Jan 2020, 22:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Take me to your Leda!

(GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Fri 10 Jan 2020, 23:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Huh? It's all Greek to me.

(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Fri 10 Jan 2020, 23:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Unc!
That was uplifting
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 10 Jan 2020, 23:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Hey Towns. You back over there?
I'll be passing by maybe , early feb.
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Fri 10 Jan 2020, 23:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Over there next week as it goes
I'm going to meet my granddaughter for the first time :)

And you are welcome anytime of course

Edit: Yes I'm back over here, but will be visiting the home of downton abbey / boris' festival of brexit next week
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Sat 11 Jan 2020, 0:38, Reply)
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I'll take me chances then. Driving up from Marathon to Orl about the 10th
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Sat 11 Jan 2020, 13:11, Reply)
This is a normal post
I could go a weekend in Marathon
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Sat 11 Jan 2020, 13:23, Reply)
This is a normal post mutters something about snickers

(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Sat 11 Jan 2020, 23:19, Reply)
This is a normal post What a cunt

(benito vaselini no not that one, Sat 11 Jan 2020, 0:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Innit

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Sat 11 Jan 2020, 0:40, Reply)
This is a normal post He faked it just like Mary Toft

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 11 Jan 2020, 8:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Synchronicity
I was watching Ian Sinclair in Swansdown last night. They go from Hastings to London in a swan shaped pedalo. I recommend it.

www.theguardian.com/film/2012/jul/19/swandown-review
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sat 11 Jan 2020, 8:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Sing hosannas!
It’s a miracle.

True story: my mate who’s now a very successful personal trainer to rich cunts started off with Eamonn Holmes as his first celebrity client. He keeps that schtum these days.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Sat 11 Jan 2020, 11:38, Reply)
This is a normal post
great that Butters put this out at the same time that Holmes got all Megan Racisty
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Sat 11 Jan 2020, 13:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Talented b3tan that Butters

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 11 Jan 2020, 18:09, Reply)
This is a normal post that was very moving

(ozof, Sat 11 Jan 2020, 21:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Beautiful!
Ross is a genuine genius
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 13 Jan 2020, 12:41, Reply)
This is a link post Trapdoor. That is all...

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 10 Jan 2020, 22:36, Reply)
This is a normal post FFS
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 12 Jan 2020, 1:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Bloody excellent!
I loved that when it came out...... I was 23.
 (Anthony Burgess' Chocolate Orange, Sun 12 Jan 2020, 21:53, Reply)
This is a normal post How can you do a Phil Mitchell calendar
And not include either his rampage with the digger or his time taking crack with Rainee?
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sat 11 Jan 2020, 14:30, Reply)
This is a link post Vintage Inflatable Sex Doll Adverts NSFW
Only marked NSFW due to some sideboob
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Fri 10 Jan 2020, 15:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I like the fact that you can have them for10 days
Then return them for your cash back. Ewww.
 (dee bee Lols for, Fri 10 Jan 2020, 15:55, Reply)
This is a normal post The sixth one is ace
He's basically saying 'Fuck you, I've got a doll'
 (barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Fri 10 Jan 2020, 18:04, Reply)
This is a normal post You don't have to buy Judy
You can get "Susan (negro doll)". Even here they are slaves to the white man
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Fri 10 Jan 2020, 18:40, Reply)
This is a normal post read this
as a reply to the phil mitchell calendar, above.
lol
 (ozof, Sat 11 Jan 2020, 4:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Judy, as featured in
Love, American style
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 10 Jan 2020, 19:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Gretchen's neck looks particularly scrawny
O_o
 (GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Fri 10 Jan 2020, 22:34, Reply)
This is a link post Facepalm.jpg
Asking Americans to locate Iran on a world map
 (JauntyArt, Fri 10 Jan 2020, 14:47, Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 10 Jan 2020, 15:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Pfft

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 10 Jan 2020, 22:49, Reply)
This is a normal post
Well how many of the people asked are likely to be involved in targeting missiles?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 10 Jan 2020, 15:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Let GPS find Eye-ran

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 10 Jan 2020, 16:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Iran.
Iran so far awaaaaay.
I just raaaan, Iran all night and daaaaay.
 (Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Fri 10 Jan 2020, 16:50, Reply)
This is a normal post If I had a photograph of you

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 10 Jan 2020, 21:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Or something to Iran me.

(I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Fri 10 Jan 2020, 21:48, Reply)
This is a normal post more worrying
is the number of media sites backing a graphic indicating that a statistically significant proportion of "voters" believe iran to be in the usa, the uk, or in the sea.
typically half-arsed reactionary propaganda and almost certainly fake.
 (ozof, Fri 10 Jan 2020, 20:22, Reply)
This is a normal post It assumed people tried, didn't it.

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 11 Jan 2020, 12:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I think you are over estimating the average American intelligence
youtu.be/kRh1zXFKC_o
 (JauntyArt, Sat 11 Jan 2020, 21:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Find it? I'm not convinced that they can even pronounce it.
Why do they say "EYE-ran" anyway?
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Fri 10 Jan 2020, 23:23, Reply)
This is a normal post All I know is what I learned from Flock of Seagulls' songs
Iran's so far away.
 (I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 13 Jan 2020, 14:13, Reply)
This is a link post 'Coronaviruses can cause symptoms ranging from a mild cold all the way through to death.'
Nice bit of subtle sensationalism from the BBC, there...
 (Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Fri 10 Jan 2020, 14:17, Reply)
This is a link post Putin interviews Campbell I made this!
It's Natt from here, doing Putin. He's good at it you know.

We made this a while ago but it's disappeared now so I'm bunging the interviews on the youtubes and that innit.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 10 Jan 2020, 12:10, Reply)
This is a link post A girl plays starwars
which is more of an achievement than anything you have ever done
(L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Fri 10 Jan 2020, 9:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Was expecting "Organ" version of the music...
...but that was amazing, very impressed.
 (mcvpjd3 Has no Board Sig yet, Fri 10 Jan 2020, 10:48, Reply)
This is a normal post There is a death star on the bottom left of the main deck!
Fab
 (Gusofnavarone always makes a map of france from sarnies, Fri 10 Jan 2020, 15:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes
If they play too many wrong notes it disintegrates them.

It's how they get so good so young.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 10 Jan 2020, 17:34, Reply)
This is a normal post No Cantina Band encore
I remember, in the early 2000s, the evening's entertainment in Sapporo, during the snow festival was a child, trapped in a crystal with a Yamaha organ, elevated a bit like a David Blaine trick - except she was entertaining.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 10 Jan 2020, 20:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Found it
youtu.be/I9bOIn4qN40
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 10 Jan 2020, 20:06, Reply)
This is a normal post well
that was better than every episode of the mandalorian
 (ozof, Fri 10 Jan 2020, 20:44, Reply)
This is a link post African grey parrots
help both their good friends and mere acquaintances
(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 10 Jan 2020, 8:56, Reply)
This is a normal post that's some mindblowing
and cute shit right there
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Fri 10 Jan 2020, 9:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Not quite as mindblowing but feckin cute
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rfGEtALHYs
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Fri 10 Jan 2020, 12:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant stuff, the avian brain is little understood.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 10 Jan 2020, 12:54, Reply)
This is a normal post
That's bizarre, I've just read this in " The Reality Bubble" by Ziya Tong. Spooky. Or something.
 (who's_the_what?, Fri 10 Jan 2020, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Not read it.
I always make up my own comments, nobody else should take the blame.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 10 Jan 2020, 19:11, Reply)
This is a normal post The one on the right
Isn't handing food back through to the other one though!
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 10 Jan 2020, 14:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought you said you'd return the food dipped in gravy?
Sorry, forgot, lend us another token mate
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 10 Jan 2020, 20:04, Reply)
This is a normal post i grew up with an african grey
she was a cantankerous bastard.
 (ozof, Fri 10 Jan 2020, 20:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Sod the science, she needs to get to McDonalds
Skinny bitch
 (Anthony Burgess' Chocolate Orange, Sun 12 Jan 2020, 21:56, Reply)
This is a normal post
I always thought Birds were basically Dinasours with feathers . Going to have to scrap that now.
 (chasbo zelena Real Immodesty, Wed 15 Jan 2020, 9:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Skillz

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 10 Jan 2020, 7:52, Reply)
This is a normal post made a series of outbursts and then began masturbating
That should be the other way round, surely?
 (GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Fri 10 Jan 2020, 8:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Black belt in Taewankdo
What a tosser!
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 10 Jan 2020, 13:03, Reply)
This is a normal post
Chris Morris asking Clare Rayner how many attackers she'd beat off anyone?
 (chasbo zelena Real Immodesty, Mon 13 Jan 2020, 19:20, Reply)
This is a link post Sega Mega Drive Synthesizer

(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Thu 9 Jan 2020, 21:29, Reply)
This is a normal post That is actually quite cool
I've got a thing for off-the-wall instruments, and this definitely fits the bill!
It also sounds pretty decent which is more than can be said for his Furby synth!
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Fri 10 Jan 2020, 7:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Brian Harvey is looking well

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 10 Jan 2020, 7:53, Reply)

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