Chatroulette's not working
For some reason it never gets past the first screen for me. I'm where it says click "New game", but there's no button to click :(
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 14:29, 103 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Sup Bitches!
I hath returned to bestow upon you my delectable interwebbing alter-ego.

How art we all today? Have you all missed me?
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 13:34, 8 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Remember when we all used to talk about TGB's enormous vagina?
And althegeordie would compare it to an aircraft hanger with the doors hanging off, and we'd all laugh and call him a card? What's your meme?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 13:31, 95 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Remember when we all used to talk about lunch?
And Vipros would bore us all to hell and back by saying how many sesame seeds were on his toasted bagel with caviar and fois gras.

What boring foodstuffs are you stuffing down your gullet today?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 12:13, 86 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Beannacht Lá Fhéile Pádraig
I'm off to Cheltenham Races for the day. Woo - drinking on a school day.
Considering my knowledge of horses is that they are large, dangerous and taste like old beef; any advice on helping me breaking the bookies hearts?
Or tell me this; if it is the Sport of Kings why are racetracks full of pikeys?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:07, 48 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Yay! I've found a tattooist to go to.
www.tattooed-lady.net/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=1&Itemid=1

Slightly NSFW

Easy to get to and looks the business and I might get a dermal anchor at the back of the neck too.

Woo! for grabbing the bull by the horns.
( girlinthehole, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:06, 65 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Sorry. I don't know what came over me.
Normal service will now be resumed.

What are you sorry for today?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 17 Mar 2010, 8:33, 8 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

which vegetable is the least sexiest?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 22:33, 30 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

*tumbleweeds*
Quiet tonight, isn't it?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:43, 75 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Please read my latest story on QOTW.
I need sympathy and validation. On the internetz.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 19:41, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Time for a quick blast of home-time silliness
For those who haven't seen it yet, this already comical news story is enhanced by the fact that his defence solicitor is called John Hardie.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 17:48, 6 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

So my interview went quite well I think
The only question that threw me was "What three adjectives would describe you?" as it was in the middle of some technical ones and I wasn't in that mindset at the time.

So OT, what three would describe you?
(bill, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:51, 46 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

SATAN IS IN MY ASS
I've had this Evil Superstars song going around my head for days. It's not great, but it has a fantastic title.

In other news, something strange has happened to my profile: this had used to be shown as one of my best answers. It's now no longer shown as such, and the post that got knocked off the bottom of the "best answers" list when I made my God rant has reappeared. Has this happened to anyone else?

You want a question?
What song's been going around your head for days?
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:35, 45 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

God I'm bored.
Spent an hour doing battle with my printer. Spoke to a very nice man at the Brother technical department and have finished looking through every nook and cranny of Jeff Bridges website.

I do have one of my nephews Bionicles that I bought him through Amazon. Do you think he's be upset if I built if for him?
( girlinthehole, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:38, 89 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm looking for a really good horror film that messes with my head
Seen for too many overly gory films that have no really scary plotline or good jumpy moments.

I think the last three films that really stick in my mind as sort of doing something for my lust for fear were Drag Me To Hell, Quarantine and Gothika.

Can anyone recommend me some good scary/jumpy films? (Ideally post 1999 cos older horror films seem a bit crappy to me)
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:08, 106 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I've got a horrible cold, my nose is red raw and I've lost my voice as of this morning
I just watched The Crazies and it was rubbish. What's disappointed you today?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:34, 24 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

a coworker keeps using the excuse 'because i'm blonde'
to explain her inability (read unwillingness) to perform even the most basic computer related task, or grasp the most simplistic concept.

the thing is, she's BOTTLE fucking blonde.
my anger levels for this are reaching critical mass, and i'm either going to violently soil myself, or destroy life as we know it with a quantum singularity of pure white hot whinging.
my question is, what should i ram into my cochlea to relieve the pain of having to hear the phrase 'oh no, i wouldn't know about that, i don't understand how to click the BIG RED FUCKING UPLOAD BUTTON because i'm blonde' again?
i've got the usual selection of art materials at hand, along with a bicycle pump, the bicycle, a multitool, and a sacktruck. could probably muster up a 1997 toyota celica as well if the need arises.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:29, 18 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

On the remarkably tiny off-chance that any of you will be as excited by this as I am
I've just discovered that InFest is back on this year, and am positively spaffing myself with anticipation. Who else is going? Eh? Eh?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:00, 24 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Enough tea racism.
Anyone got holidays booked this year? Going anywhere nice? Something for the weekend, sir?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:56, 127 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

another music thread
Gid moaning. I have recently been introduced to Galaxie 500 and have taken my first steps into the world of music blogging. What musics have you lot discovered/ been introduced to and has it led on to anything else?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 10:01, 49 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Good morning!
I forgot to get milk again yesterday. I've been needing a little coffee boost lately, but I shall have to have hippie tea.

Today I am going to continue the hardworking vibe, so that I meet my deadline early, get everything done and enjoy my weekend with impunity.

What jobs should you be taking by the horns this week?
Or do you like hippie tea?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 7:59, 154 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

So it's Monday night, there's nothing much on telly. I've already written a portfolio case at work and am currently exchanging yo mama jokes with a guy on another site.
What are you up to this evening?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 21:13, 71 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I was going to write a long post about satellite radio and alternative music but I just don't think you'd care
so I'm going to give you this and ask you what you think.
So, what do you think?
What new music can you recommend?
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 18:59, 32 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I just bit into a kit kat
AND THERE WAS NO WAFFER????!!!!

How am I meant to feel about this?
(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:52, 73 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Child 44 by Tom Rob Smith
Is what I'm currently reading. It's really rather good.

What are you reading at the moment?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:42, 132 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Selfridges K cup.
How happy does this make you?

I like breasts.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:15, 72 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

New thread.
If you wanted a new thread to be the best thread in the world, what would it have to contain?
( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 14:04, 105 replies, latest was 16 years ago)