Right, fine, I'll do it.
Ooooooh, tempting:

www.nerdoh.co.uk/site/shop/products/display-product.aspx?Product_ID=17

You must have a favourite teeshirt, or item of clothing. Tell us about it.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:24, 36 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

God I don't want to be here. I want to be outside doing something constructive instead of stuck at work.
Being as I shall probably retire before you lot, how shall I spend my retirement?

Alt: How will you spend your retirement, should you have a reasonable pension of course?
( girlinthehole, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:49, 216 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

question about pronunciation.
Does 'Birmingham' rhyme with 'Sam' or 'hum'?
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:05, 81 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

207 replies or over and I post a bbc news link
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-14557204

LOOK AT ITS STUPID FACE!
(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:01, 16 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Luncheon
I was encouraged to see, on Youtube, that Millwall FC fans did not allow the marauding hoodie scum ruin Eltham High St a few nights ago.

Not necessarily for the right reasons I'll bet but they were seen off with baseball bats and a flea in their ear.

What heart warming examples of community spirit and cooperation have you encountered recently?

Alt: Lunch?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:27, 224 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Side Dishes
everybody is happy to crack on about the nice main dish they made, but what about side dishes? I've got a nice venison casserole bubbling away in the slowcooker, and I've got 30-45 minutes when I get home to make something to have with it. What would you make? I'm thinking mashed potatoes - perhaps with something added?

Alt: what's the best thing to have with chips from the chippy? I'm going chicken and mushroom pie.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 11:11, 187 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I know everyone posts about breakfast and lunch
So I am here to say I've had a motherfucking grilled cheese
Probably 8 margaritas and some motherfucking mac and cheese

At this moment in time it seems important

What is important to you?
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 6:53, 194 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Dead thread is dead.
Tonight me and the missus are thinking of going to the acoustic night at our local, something we haven't done for over two years. What are you up to this evening?

Alt: it would seem that the original line of Black Sabbath is reforming to record new stuff and tour (assuming the drummer doesn't kark it owing to his dicky heart complaint). Is this a good idea?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 18:44, 182 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Man has been to the Moon
and didn't find anything there. Of course I'm discounting the Sunday Sport's claims that there was a Routemaster up there...

Anyway, should we fund a return to the Moon or should we explore the deep seas?
And whichever you think, how should we do it? Describe your craft.

Alt: Blue Peter or Magpie?
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 17:01, 130 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

New thread
www.theregister.co.uk/2011/08/16/peta_to_launch_animnal_pron_site/

It's an article about porn so it's SFW but still WTF.

I hate peta I hope you all do too.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 16:32, 55 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

My sister got engaged at the weekend...
...and instantly, all the women in and close to the family have gotten a bit touchy and funny about the whole thing. I have reasoned that since most women think about and subconsciously plan their wedding day from a very young age (or so I've been led to believe), they are more emotionally affected by someone else getting married before them.

I've been trying to figure out what the male equivalent of this would be. Something which men think about and subconsciously plan from a young age and would be slightly upset about another man close to them doing before them. So far I've come up with the following:

-Loss of virginity
-Getting a car
-Becoming an astronaut
-Meeting a member of a girl band

Any thoughts, theories, opinions to add?
(MrMustard Shaving in the dark til, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:15, 218 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Evil people taken all your cash and assets.
What's the first thing you do?

alt: What's more important to you than money?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 14:38, 106 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Sushi Bento Box.... I fucking <3 Farringdon
/lunchtime AC

I'm paying all your living costs and expenses, going out money, 2 average holidays a year, transportation, and all that... I mean, within reason, call it £50kpa. During this time, and it can be as long as it takes (on average for people doing it) you've got to retrain / study for a new career.... what will you study? What will you retrain to do?

Alternativly, I can give you £100k right now, one off payment, (which I understand is less money than 3 years training) is has to go towards a buisnes of some kind. It's up to you, but what is the buisnes? Let's thrown in and extra £50k if the buisnes is a non-profit charity. All the money has to go towards the buisnes/charity though.

Final Alternative, you can have £50k, to do what you want with, spunk it all up the wall for all I care.


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What option do you chose, and what do you do with it?
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 13:11, 186 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Best lyrics ever
Impress us all by recounting your favouritest lyrics of all time. Bonus points will be given to anyone who manages to do this without looking like an emo tool.

Alt: Much easier for all concerned; worst lyrics of all time.

Alt alt: Apart from the aforementioned Blackwood tour de force, what is actually the best song of all time? My vote goes to Faith No More's "Digging The Grave", as you're asking.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 12:02, 214 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

That was a shit thread.
Which meat is best?

Alt: which vegetable is best?

Alt alt: I put it to you that Richard Blackwood's pop smash 'Who Da Man?' is the finest record ever made. But do you agree?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 10:57, 223 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Is Monty right?
Are people getting more white?

Alt: is white always right?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:41, 139 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Morning good people.
I am losing my assistant today - bad times.

I have peanut butter on toast - good times.

What does the day hold for you?

Alt: Is Dr David Starkey right? Are whites becoming black?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 8:28, 183 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

It's OK folks, I'm here now.
Who needs my help or counselling this evening?
( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 19:50, 277 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Following on from the last thread
Invent an amusing weapon and tell me what it would do and who you would aim it at.

ALT: Young people are shit, discuss
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:54, 243 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Anything but DF's Spankyesque shit idea for a thread.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:39, 149 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I call lunch.
I just had Supernoodles and Sunchips becaus ethere was nothing else in the house. Curse you, shiftless lazy weekends!

Alt: Allowing for teh fact that we range from Aldi to Fortnum & Masons here, what supermarkets are the best for an all-round weekly shop?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 13:18, 105 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

That thread has become boring now.
A man in Jersey has been arrested following the murder of six Polish people.

What are your experiences of Polish people?

There is a Polish guy working for us. He is a very good technician and once showed me a video his girlfried took of him catching loads of Mackerel on the beach.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 11:57, 149 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Dead thread
An apple I left on my desk over the weeekend appears to have been gnawed by something' I'm guessing it was a bat of some sort with it's apple finding echo location. But what animal's super skillz would you like to have?

Alt: what animal will you be eating for lunch?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 11:57, 20 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Righto. Thread too long.
Seeing as it's PUNK WEEK, make a vow to do something PUNK. It doesn't have to be a big thing - just acknowledge in some small way that the spirit of AN-AR-CHEEEEE is alive and well.

I'm not going to open my post. Yeah, I said it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 10:47, 129 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

jeff's in agony, i'm half drunk
Good morning off topic, I was expected to be at work tomorrow [today] and I said balls to that and so I've been drinking. Surprise surprise.

What've you said balls to that to?
Alt: sharing is caring, what are you sharing lately? I shared my liquor on Friday, it got me nowhere
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 5:55, 244 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I'm in agony.
How are you?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 20:30, 90 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Morning all
What are you planning for dinner today? We're doing a roast chicken with sweet potato mash and other bits and bobs.

Alt: If you had to have an amusing talking animal sidekick what animal would they be and what would they be called?

Alt alt: Where was the worst place you ever went to on holiday?
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 9:44, 58 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Huzzah!
This weekend is fab.

What shoes have you got on? I'm wearing sparkly flip flops.

Alt: why is your weekend fab?

Alt Alt: why is my weekend fab?

Alt Alt Alt: I don't wear pants. It feels so working class.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 19:14, 14 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I've had a fantastic sleep.
Don't all of my washing, been out for breakfast and been to the bookies.

Anyone else over acheived today?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 14:18, 42 replies, latest was 14 years ago)