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( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 16:14, 135 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Dead thread appears to be dead.
Facebook keeps suggesting that I look at a photo of berk taken on her birthday when her boobies are rather prominent.

When did technology last suggest something useful or inappropriate to you?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 14:35, 162 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Out of Sheer Desperation.
Lunch thread? I'm eating Pescatarian Lasagne which involves celery for some unknown reason, but it tolerable, if not that great.

What exciting things are you having for lunch?

Alt: I recently read a book which made me realise that there are reasons for becoming a catholic priest other than a desire to bum small boys. What preconceptions have you had challenged lately?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:24, 146 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I've got a new Dentist
For the last three years I've been worried that my old Dentist was in fact two different young Indian ladies that just looked similar and I was unable to tell the difference, it wasn't really a problem as I never had to address her by name, and she/they was/were as cute as a button/s so when I was told she/they had left I was a bit dissapointed as I assumed I would now have some crusty old chap with massive fingers.

But no.

My new Dentist is a smoking hot red haired petite irish girl.

The whole time she was checking my teeth I was listening to her talk and just hoping that I didn't get an unexpected erection.

What has been a delightful surprise to you recently?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 11:41, 133 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Tell you what, try as I might, I can't develop a taste for dark chocolate.
What popular thing do you hate, other than JMG?
( WormuIus, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 11:32, 22 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Weekend
How was your weekend? Productive or restful? Productively restful? Wastefully enjoyable? Enjoyably wasted? Elegantly wasted?

Alt: what's the biggest waste of money you've ever splashed out on?
(McChinaman banned, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 8:16, 169 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

As requested
I'm watching fat people on tv while I do situps. What are you watching and doing at the moment?

Alt: Something fun you have planned?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 22:41, 78 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Evening! *nods*
I've had a dull but productive weekend. Salmon, new potatoes and peas for dinner and a bottle of wine on the go.

What are you up to this evening?
( girlinthehole, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 18:27, 231 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I've been up since 5am
Curse this lack of sleep.

On the plus side. England have just scored a try!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 7:05, 53 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I'm back from the pub.
T'was a nice enough visit.

Anyone else flounced in the last couple of hours?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:12, 83 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Moron Nonce said he won't post again after the previous thread.
So...

Um, I need a question now, don't I?

Just because i think it is right to move the "Don't make us travel" Travellers on from Dale Farm I got called a NIMBY.

I take offence at that, I am not a NIMBY and I hate them. In fact, I'd hate to have one live near me.

What's the worst thing you've been called?
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 17:58, 184 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I bet ye thought ye'd never see the day...
So, the government has announced that homosexual marriage is to be made legal.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-14960357
Now lets see Heterosexuals be allowed civil partnerships?
Thoughts? I think this is a good decision.
(888777555, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 16:11, 67 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

morning
which other chumps are up this morning? What chores do you have

/avoiding work
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 10:15, 47 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Hope this doesn't count as a threadstomp
But I am currently engaged in a Twitter conversation with one of my all time musical heroes. Darren Hayman, once of Hefner and now of..well, Darren Hayman.

On that note, what is the best thing to happen to you ever?
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 21:22, 27 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

AWw HELL Yeah.
Totally got some lovely blue cheese from the delicertesant that I'm going to put over a ribeye steak that I'm serving with oven pumpkin chips done with rosmary and garlic and chilli. And then for desert, I totally got some mother fucking rolo pudding.

FUCK YOU, SOCIAL LIFE, I HAVE AMAZING FOOD.

Today I did hospital stuff, it went alright. I donno what it is but they pumped up for something i didn't know I really had. I figure someone important will tell me what it is at some point, they had my name and DOB right, and I hate make them think they've wasted their time or think I'm a bit silly for not knowing what I have. Something to do with my bones.

What's your generic thread stuff all about when who what why etc.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 18:19, 83 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Inspired by mr plumdozer:
Tell a lie, go on. And embellish it.

alt: what's your favourite sound? right now I enjoy listening to guinea pigs chewing carrots while not incessantly squeaking
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 18:18, 13 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Is OT a separate entity from QotW
or is it just a part of it?
( WormuIus, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 16:22, 79 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Why is the popular page working again?
Please don't invite anyone else to this www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=199715180095881
(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 16:02, 8 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Why doesn't the popular thread work properly any more?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:28, 178 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Fuck it, bored, new thread time.
Having had to spend a whole hour 'training' some people (if you can call giving a brief run down of part of you job to some people training)on Wednesday people keep telling me how well it apparently went and asking me if I enjoyed it. This fills me with a vague sense of dread that they will try to make me do more of it.

What's filling you with a vague sense of dread at the moment?

Alt: What's the one pointless luxury you spend more money on than is reasonable?

AltAlt: Anyone play poker? I quite enjoy a bit of Texas Hold 'em but can't ever seem to find enough people interested to get a game together.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Sep 2011, 12:19, 132 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

That thread appears to have died.
Weekend plans?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 9:42, 172 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

What do you have to celebrate?
I am sticking the mother-in-law on a train home this morning, which means I can enjoy being with my wife and daughter without interference. This is definitely a reason to celebrate.

ALT: What do you wish you could celebrate that you can't?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 8:28, 72 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Who broke OT?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 21:46, 45 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Generic evening Chatty thread. /gay.
How're you all doing evening peoples?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:13, 116 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

(Bazongaloid, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:31, 160 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I think this weekend we should all try something new we've never tried before and report back on Monday.
It needn't be something big or very exciting, but maybe something out of your comfort zone.

What would you try?
( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:22, 138 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

THREADSTOMP
we're grown-ups, we can handle two threads.

Why we should teach kids to code.

Do you think kids should be taught to code? When? I don't know when Year 5 is, 9? 10? Seems a bit late to me.

Alt: First computer? Or difference engine, if you're Monty.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 12:59, 56 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

TEST TIME
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/7773974.stm

Can you pass the 11 plus, I got 12/15 and ran out of time how much smarter than me are you?

Alt: lunch
(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 12:51, 34 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

THREADSTOMP
Living in China, I am witness to much strange behaviour. What oddities have you observed when abroad?

alt: what TV program do you miss?
(McChinaman banned, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 10:29, 219 replies, latest was 14 years ago)