Sunday evening!
What's the best thing that's orange?

alt: isn't gas brilliant?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 18:37, 203 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

a'igh' ?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 10:49, 61 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Saturday night.
And whilst I've recovered, I'm not well enough to go to the boozer.

What is the cause of your shut-in this fine Saturday evening, and what are you doing with yourself?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 19:22, 183 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Woke up with a hangover
So I had a pint of water, 2 aspirin, and a cup of herbal detox tea.

Then I cracked one out and went up the road for a Full English.

I feel somewhat better now, I reckon it was the breakfast.

How are we all? What have we got planned for today? What's your hangover cure?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 12:07, 109 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Once again, another Friday night wish I was out but I'm not that's made me do a sad :'( thread
SHOW YOUR LINKS

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0S43IwBF0uM&ob=av3e

www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGpkNPbSa2Q
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 19:25, 53 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

my gosh
I've just had a horrid first (and last) date with a man.

What have you had? (If you say 9" I will come to your house and kill you)
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 19:23, 8 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Screw you guys.
I'm going home.

FFOOW
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:57, 154 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Bueller? Anyone? Anyone?
Has offtopic shut down(s) for the afternoon?

How are you going to procrastinate away your Friday afternoon?


Alt:
The perfect Saturday morning
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 13:12, 150 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

New thread.
Something about Honda Accords and MD's?

Did you ever do an exchange trip when you were at school?

Dayum, yo momma sho'is ugly!

I'm a karate man. I bruise on the inside.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 11:45, 93 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I'm going
To a cider festival this weekend. What are you doing?

Alt; Is your boss a cunt?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 7:53, 318 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

For cock's sake.
New thread, right here. VALIDATE ME!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 20:43, 99 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

ROMANS!!!! COUNTRYMEN!!!!!!
Do you like hip hop? If you do, this is the biggest thing to happen in the UK in several years:
psykhomantus.blogspot.com/2012/01/juice-crew-allstars-comes-to-uk.html
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:28, 177 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

FRIENDS!!!
Who has IRL besties? How and when did you meet? Why do you get on so well?

Only springs to mind as I had a lovely long chat with my bestie in New Zealand last night. It cheered me right up.
( girlinthehole, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 14:11, 139 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

So. Work?
So do you have a job or a vocation? Are nurses sexy?

Should tube drivers earn £66k a year?

My bum's warm.

Stop staring at my crotch!!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 12:28, 211 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

work eh?
whats that all about?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 12:26, 13 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

G'day Off Topickers
Vote for the new Question of the Week: HERE

As you were.
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 11:30, 19 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

pubs
what makes a good pub? which is your favourite pub/bar and why?

alt: most entertaining spat/meltdown on b3ta EVER?? bonus points for links.

alt alt: white or brown bread?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 9:58, 273 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Morning all
I am out and about early as I was supposed to meet some workmen at 8 at my old place. But they're not here yet.

Tell me about unreliable tradesmen.

Alt: wotchadoin?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 8:11, 186 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Yay! Friday.
Let's all sing the Yay! Friday! song.

You start.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 19:26, 210 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Last thread of the day
Everyone has been very middle class on here recently, but what makes you a pikey? do you have a burnt out mattress in your front garden? Is your 'tea' sometimes made up of entirely ornage and biege foods? Are you from the North?

alt: plants are shit, the whole earth is covered in them, but put one in your garden and it'll die unless you smear fois gras on it's leaves and perform the third act from Aida for it everynight. Do you have green fingers?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 16:43, 156 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

So anyway, exciting as coat thread is...
It seems that Professor David Nutt can talk nothing but sense. I, for one, would like to hereby self-diagnose myself with a crippling depression that can only be cured by NHS 'shrooms.
www.guardian.co.uk/society/2012/jan/23/magic-mushrooms-psilocybin-depression-drug
Can anyone think of a better cure?

Alt: One for the fatties: best magic mushroom recipes.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 14:19, 173 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

New Thread Time
I often find my brain drifts off normally while talking to dull people. You know the sort of how far is the nearest star daydream type things.

However last night I became somewhat distracted and realised I had been wondering how many dairy farmers get caught trying to wank with a milking machine each year? I mean it has to be quite a few but you never hear of it.

What do you day dream of?

Alt, Spuds or Scuds
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 12:17, 164 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Right.
It's Burns Night tonight.

Do you give a fuck? Do you or anyone you know actually celebrate it?

My grandfather's life's work was this: www.amazon.co.uk/Poems-Songs-Robert-Burns-volumes/dp/0198118430*
He really fucking loved Robert Burns. But do you? Personally I find him to be fucking shit.

*nice to see that the 1st edition my mother has is worth £350. That's 'going missing' next time I visit fo' sho'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 10:29, 151 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

So the Ruskies are putting webcams in every polling station
and will record the public voting and then record the count to try to prevent fraud.

So do you think this is a good thing? Would you like to be recorded while you're making your vote?
(PsychoChomp, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 8:58, 133 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

So.
Suddenly everyone's taking the piss out of my "Alt:"
Won't anyone think of the kudos? I ask you.

Alt: Any gymnasts/ex-gymnasts who used to be able to/still can suck themselves off?
Does your cum taste different to others?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 6:32, 38 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

What the fuck as been going on here today?
alt: What the fuck has been going on with you today?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 18:01, 213 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

What are you having for lunch?
alt: lunch

altalt: Supper

altaltalt: Some papers are suggesting Boris could run for number 10, but who do you think woould make a great or comedic PM and why?

altaltaltalt: would you rather be a spastic or a retard?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 14:14, 18 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

The man who invented Pickles has been promoting a change in drugs policy
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-16697637

if you could stand before parliament and lobby for a change in the law or wotevs, what would you do?

alt: Some papers are suggesting Boris could run for number 10, but who do you think woould make a great or comedic PM and why?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 14:14, 205 replies, latest was 14 years ago)