Proper evening thread time!
What is your worst/best lie ever?

alt: why don't i believe you?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:06, 171 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

The word 'serviette' makes me feel physically sick.
Do you have a similar mental problem which means you shouldn't be allowed near children or the internet?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:43, 138 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

God. I hope some cunt doesn't hog all the new threads today.
What do you dreadful dweebs think about the imminent Doctor Who / Star Trek TNG comic crossover?

Do you have an opinion? Because if you have an opinion then it's probably time to curl up in the corner and stop breathing.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:07, 218 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

17 replies = new thread you say?
I fancied Sarah Green for about half an hour during the first episode of Saturday Superstore until I realised it was the mopey-looking one off Blue Peter.

You? What?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:19, 235 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I'm invoking the 171 replies = new thread rule
Biggest fuck up you or others have done at work?

Alt:
Lunch innit?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 12:49, 107 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

BBC News thread stolen from /talk
www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-17015699

What do you reckon of this loser?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:30, 168 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I met an interesting old man in the gym yesterday who kept telling me and my mate stories
He was ex forces and now teaches karate to the elderly. What interesting old people do you know?

Alt: ever been chatted up by a gay?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 10:17, 168 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Morning all!
How was your Valentine's day? Alternatively, if you're single, how was Single's Awareness day?

Alt: I don't know, erm, what's your favourite piece of art? For me, it's got to be Michelangelo's David.

Sorry Shambo, I just have no answer for your thread.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 8:44, 244 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Fuck. Evening thread I guess?
I'm stuck at work, I'm probably going to be here late because of something breaking. Tell me something good. Or tell me something bad.

Just tell me something, because I'm bored out of my mind.
( Kroney, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 20:13, 252 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

My ace Belgian singer songwriter music is acer than your ace Belgian singer songwriter music.
How much do you adore Jacques Brel?
Ne me quitte pas.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 18:25, 14 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

My shit Dutch House music is shitter than your shit Dutch House music.
What sort of shit Dutch House music do you hate?
In je reet.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:54, 132 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

And that's why I didn't contribute to the previous thread.
What is the most childish thing you have ever done as an adult?
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:14, 184 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

is it stupid that i replied to swipe before i deleted?
she wouldn't have had tiome to read what i wrote
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:14, 7 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Is anyone planning on doing anything for valentines day?
For all you lonely shut-ins, how are you planning on washing away the soul crushing pain this year?

Alt: Me and Gonz are beard brothers, do you have an unrelated sibling?

Other Alt: Fuck knows, talk about whatever you like.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:45, 245 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Hello, good morning and welcome.
It is Tuesday. Named after the Germanic god Tiw, who was the god of LASERS.

Lookalikes:
Do you have any in your life? Every morning a fellow gets on my bus, who looks EXACTLY like the Scorpio killer from the film 'Dirty Harry'. By the time I get off at Old Street I have 'row, row, row your boat SING ITTTTTTT!!!' playing in my head.

Perhaps your local newsagent looks like Bob Carolgees? Maybe the woman in the canteen at work resembles Su Pollard? Or is it you? Do you look like Joey Deacon? You certain post like him.

Alt: No.
PS I am not remotely happy about my bent icon.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 8:34, 243 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Ooh, heart icons!
Kate Middleton's in town today. Any messages you want me to pass on?

Alt: Are you arsed about St Valentine's Day? I'm not, but I still leave all my birthday cards up a few days extra to make people think I got loads of Valentines.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 8:30, 21 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Not been in here for a while.
What's happening on this dull Monday evening?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 13 Feb 2012, 18:58, 108 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Big day on thursday!
Im getting my hurr did, getting my braces off and having a birthday party.
big day coming up for you?

Alt: jewelry
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 15:45, 218 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

LOOK, it's only a fucking news link thread
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-17005566

Would you risk your life for a dog?
Or more appropriately would you risk your life for a pasty/the computer you built / your Warhammer figures?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 15:22, 51 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

isn't it traditional to say something about lunch now?
I have just let a chicken and mushroom pasta thing over boil

what's the worth thing you've ever cooked?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 13:08, 157 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Gay thread.
I had such a good day yesterday that I am ebullient to the point of near nausea.

What was the last truly excellent day you can recall and what did you do? (apart from my mum, because she told me you were hung like a dormouse and 'barely knew what it was for', and that will ruin it for you a bit so I suggest you don't mention that)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 11:57, 86 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

This morning I've shown myself to be the least smooth man on the planet.
With Valentine's Day all but here and us of us being in the mood for love, how about you tell us your biggest ever romance/relationship faux pas?
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 10:18, 151 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Twistin' my melon man.
Happy Monday off topic.

How was your weekend, full of joy I hope. What will be the highlight of this coming week? I've got two days off.

Alt. The Greeks riot like girls, how should they protest?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 7:08, 149 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I am feeling wack.
I am under a duvet, listening to the Psychonauts (ask Monty).

What's new?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 20:58, 33 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Right, ok, here's a thing, right. A rant.
Yesterday the blokes from Wicks came down, and he messured up my kitchen. Spent a good two hours on it. Today I spent a good 4 hours in wicks, designing it, picking things it, all laahh-dee-darrr. He said to me, "Glossy is the cheapest... granit ain't that much more... Look, this tap is £500, the one you like is £150, is it _really_ that expensive? They start at £80 anyway". I said to him "Hold on hot-shot, we got a budget here, I ain't the queen", even though he implied that I'll be cooking in a kitchen belonging to one.

So I choose everything, I thought to not go for the silly-money stuff, like the black grannate studded with silver specs that get picked up by the light. And it was georgous, jet black, stainless steal and bright orange. I shit you know not, it looked the bomb, exactly what a young go-getter like me wants.

So he tots it up, it's double what I thought, but then there is a shitload of discounts knocking it down to 25-50% more than what I thought. And it'll be a fair few quid more if I don't say 'yes' by wensday... which ain't gonna happen.

So now my dream kitchen is stuck in someone's computer and I've spent a good 7 hours this weekend dreaming it up. It's not even my 100% completely dream want-want-want kitchen, it doesn't have instant boiling water or any exgravigances like that. I said to him how much I can spend and he said you can't tell by that as where you cut in A you make for in B, that you could have the cheapest units and most expensive work-top. BUT, but, if he would have listened, he could have at least told me to go whistle on a few of my ideas.

But never mind, I've done some really awesome work this weekend that'll make everyone at work "WTF? U ROCK" with me on monday, and I got some of ma's jewish chicken soup for dinner.

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alt: alright?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 17:46, 26 replies, latest was 14 years ago)