Friday tits, Friday smeg, Friday gunt, pfft, wooyayHi knob's, weekend ahoy.
There's a fucking awful busker near me. Might kick her minge in. DJing tomoz, dying Sun.
u?
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 14:54,
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A few summers ago there was a traveling troubadour (twat with a guitar) wandering around our development, strumming and singing. Then we figured out he was the point guy for street deals, people went to him first then picked up from a car nearby.
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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At least he had some value thenThis wanker has run through pretty much all the shittest songs ever. Wonderwall, Englishman in New York, the lot. All done in that overblown TV singing contest style
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 15:27,
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"here's a tenner if you shut the fuck up while I'm standing here"(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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27 and a nice breeze blowing the fumes from Euston Rd in my face, here(
Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 16:53,
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Was meant to be going to the African festival in town with my mate tomorrow But her arthritis is crippling her, so we're just taking her kids bowling instead
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 16:14,
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Afternoon thread Replies are charged at 50p per minute and may be recorded for training purposes.
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Cheers Cheers, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 12:43,
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If it's 50p for a minute reply, how much is it for a massive one?Haha, the English language!
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And if anyone gets that reference I will be ultra impressed(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 13:32,
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I'd like some mega grenades It's a fantasy of mine
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 14:17,
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Just had a call from mum Telling me to go round after work because she's made me a salad. I fucking love her salads.
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 12:56,
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I can imagine (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 13:11,
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1,440 hams per day, wherever will rob keep it all(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 12:57,
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porkmarketsyyyeeeeeessssssssssssssssssss hulp i am mutated by ai (
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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Bit bumsexed out tbh, do you think it can wait until Monday?(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 13:42,
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I am free tonightI have a window open
Lol open
Just to specify who gives and who takes?
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Once more our planetary auto-eclipse is over- so it begins! Activate!
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 6:27,
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Only 3, comrade?You should see a vrach
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 7:41,
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Fuck you and your bumsex, Timothy!(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 8:23,
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Feels good to exercise your bum, doesn't it?(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 9:29,
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You see what I mean? It's plump, it's juicy, it's three inches thick. Now, look at this sorry, miserable, squashed thing. Can anybody tell me what's wrong with this picture?(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 10:02,
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Nobody said you could play through! Get off my hole!(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 10:04,
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'Course when you're done you have to clean out the waffle with a stick, but what the hell, you can't have everything, right?(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 10:04,
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An ordinary man frustrated with the various flaws he sees in society begins to psychotically and violently lash out against them.
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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Well, that's too bad. Because you know what? I think it's out of order.(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 10:05,
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Look, I'm just here to keep people from falling in, that's all.(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 10:07,
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That one right there. But aim first, man.(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 10:17,
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I like Kid606, but spotify is cunty shit for shitty cunts.(
brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 15:37,
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Good Friday morning All you fine fellows and felladies
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 8:58,
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MorningI might start drinking early today, I've been good this week.
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Sun's not over the yardarm yet, bucko (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 9:27,
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It's not the yardarm who needs a drink tho(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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What flavours?(
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 10:38,
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Straciatella, madagascan vanilla, sicilian pistachio and peanutellaPlus alphonso mango and strawberry sorbets
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 11:14,
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The pistachio sounds good And the mango sorbet
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 11:28,
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It's all top qualityNot really my bag though tbh. Got the Borough Cheese Co opposite, much more like it
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 11:42,
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I do like cheese Not blue cheese, though, or that disgusting caramel flavoured Norwegian stuff
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 12:21,
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I do like a blue cheese tbhWe had a lemon and vodka one in the 3 cheese ploughmans when we had the juicer that was...interesting
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I think I'd give that a miss (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 12:55,
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-Ataulfo. +honeywww.mango.org/professionals/ataulfo-mango-now-honey/
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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Haha, can you give me a 'Five Star' review?!!(
Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 10:05,
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I wish, then I'd buy some off myself(
Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 15:05,
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Rip yourself off, who could blame you(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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My daughter asked me why belly button fluff is always blueThoughts?
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Baby, baby, when I look at youI get a warm feeling inside
There's something 'bout the things you do
That keeps me satisfied
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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We've all gone mad in a m-m-mouth train(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 19:32,
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Sutter Cane, Sutter Cane, I got a feel for you(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 22:46,
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Sut sut sut sut sutter cane, sutter cane from l'oriel (
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 0:36,
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there's kids in this threadHis daughter might see this
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 19:20,
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The eldest has seen b3taShe wasn't impressed
I'd rather the youngest didn't tbh
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HIS! DAUGHTER! AND! HIS! ASS!(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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Tell her it's made from Smurf pubes (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 20:17,
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Definitely had a bit of a Manson family vibe going on (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 21:40,
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why is your daughter digging around in your tummy hole?(
MiseryCunt, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 20:36,
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I told her if she unscrews it my legs will fall offAs a doctor I can confirm this is true
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The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.(
brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 21:10,
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Because it's navalNaval blue
Fucking lol, get me over here all funny and smug cunt
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da ba dee da ba di(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 21:58,
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morgellons?wprov=sfti1
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 23:01,
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shit on a shoebillit's rather warm and awfully sticky down my trouser socket
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MiseryCunt, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 17:08,
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what are your coping methods for this new crisis, 'HEATWAVE HAVOC'?(
MiseryCunt, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 17:16,
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I'm on my doorstep, clapping for cold wind(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 17:55,
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Chances are it will achieve sod all but it's a nice gestureand my neighbours are cunts for not joining in
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 17:57,
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They have one toddler and a people carrier,that's how much they care about climate change
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 17:58,
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I'm on mine clapping for Hawkwind They're playing the Royal Albert Hall the night before my 50th. Arthur Brown support. I mean come on
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 21:14,
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i know one of the drummers from Hawkwindhis son is well gud on the bongos, too
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MiseryCunt, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 21:33,
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Let your burn deduct another yeg off, rappin(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 19:01,
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Fecal transplant rejection, someone else's diarrhea bursting out from between your legs, scoop it up and get a baster you can't afford another go at this(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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Perhaps ND will find out that Boris didn't even try to get her a peeragego crazy and murder him with an ice pick
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 13:18,
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No trauma dumping please.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 13:18,
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This is a 'good vibes only' thread, it's the forum equivalent of a Jamiroquai single, u getme?(, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 13:28, archived)
I assume you mean a proper lynching(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 14:29,
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Beheaded with the royal knighting sword(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 14:32,
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Blunted first so it takes 4 or 5 attempts(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 14:36,
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Shame Liz can't do it but her son will give it a go(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 14:37,
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With his hand problems it'll be 20 attempts(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 14:39,
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He should kill Boris with his bare hands, and refer to it as a "royal sausaging"(, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 14:53, archived)
They hold Boris down while Charles applies the sausage-like appendages to his cheeks.Charles winces then smiles as the tips split with a pop! and the oozing matter inside begins to fuse with Johnson's horrified gasping features
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 15:02,
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Certainly! Here's a simple ASCII art representation of Boris Johnson
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// BORIS `V' \\ \\
//`PRIME MINISTER' | \\ \\
// / | ; \\ \\
_/_______________! `\_______) ) )) )
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/~ . `~~' \ \\
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/ / // /
/ / /' /
/ / / /
/ / / /
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\\/\/ /
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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Is Carrie Johnson involved?I have never heard her speak the rubber faced strange person
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Have you ever seen Carrie Johnson and Camilla pictured together? Like, ever?(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 15:13,
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Most people's faces have something at the bottom(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 15:37,
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A £100,000 cushion from the Downing St flat(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 15:51,
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well of course we took them all, it's a matching set(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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Locked in an air-tight box with Dorries and thrown into the sea(
Cheers Cheers, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 14:36,
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It's Rees-Mogg isn't it. ๐ฅท๐ป
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 15:19,
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A mental image of Reese's vomit-smelling 'chocolatey' candy with cat fur embedded in it, thanks!(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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Taylor allegedly sent more than $37,000 to Denis Lodge for body parts stolen by her husband. In one transfer in November 2020, Taylor sent $200 with a memo that read: “braiiiiiins”.(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 16:40,
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gninrom(
Woodkovsky โน๏ธโ๐ปโ๐ฝโ๐ฃโ๐ฉโ๐งปโ๐, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 7:19,
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uuuhhm, he was, like, shot(
Woodkovsky โน๏ธโ๐ปโ๐ฝโ๐ฃโ๐ฉโ๐งปโ๐, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 8:43,
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Even communists were pronoun aware(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 8:59,
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No his defence team was very clear on that, the new kid was definitely of legal age by the time it became a relationship(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 9:52,
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Morning (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 9:05,
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thou speakest truth much?(
Woodkovsky โน๏ธโ๐ปโ๐ฝโ๐ฃโ๐ฉโ๐งปโ๐, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 9:19,
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Verily (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 9:34,
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Blustering liar is blustering liar shocker.Thank god that's cleared up, now it's clear what the public want This Government to do, and that is to immediately draw a line under the whole sorry affair and Get On With The Job of delivering for the British people.
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 10:08,
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Yeah, especially the Darius Guppy onewww.facebook.com/watch/?v=2320663804816253
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 10:42,
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I've somehow ended up watching Owen Jones because of this, who I've never heard speak beforeand I don't want to victim blame but there's something in his voice that says, "hit me and shut me up"
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 11:47,
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I've never heard his voice, but somehow I know exactly how it sounds.(, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 13:12, archived)
Those woke committee hypocrits!!Take to the streets and let the elites know how you feel about this outrageous discarding of democracy.
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 11:24,
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Laurence Fox is standing in his old seat, at least that'll help split the nutter vote(, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 12:00, archived)
No, Fox hasn't gone full Icke yet.Give it another couple of months.
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Live with Semen KhaidenkoAs seen on, 'That's My Hovriel'.
//JUSTHOLDYOURPOSITION
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Please be very quiet as if you were dead.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 14 Jun 2023, 22:19,
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Defintely the best unlockable character from Goldeneye 64imjussayin
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Congratulations, you have unlocked Semen KhaidenkoPlease press UP DOON UP YES PERFECT
During the Character Select screen to activate him.
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DANGER SEMENFt Vin Diesel as Danger Semen
Soundtrack: Guns n; Roses
Rated: PG-13
LP: I GOTTA LICENCE TO SEMEN
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b3ta.com/talk/8373905
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Dick Wonder โ wโโโy, wโแตฅy wโโdโแตฃ, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 22:49,
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They're all baldmonkey(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 23:13,
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Died of good aids, his life was meaningless after dildo gate, I blame two hats for that awful attempt at trolling as much as bm (
mongychops, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 23:35,
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hello internet nobsHow many nobs would a nobnob nob if a nobnob could nob bollocks?
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MiseryCunt, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 20:40,
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Please try to grow up. You lot act like stupid kids.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 14 Jun 2023, 20:55,
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If they're hobnobs And a cup of tea is involved, 3 every 10 minutes
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 20:58,
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How can it be happy without its ma and paBryan was ahead of their time with not assuming gender identity, rip
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 17:57,
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Pushing that fucking retard down the board(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 13:16,
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Might start a thread asking questions and then not reply.What a fucking retard
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Cheers Cheers, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 13:25,
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Lancaster is one of England's Heritage Cities.It's as vibrant as it is quirky with a captivating past and a cultured present. A creative city. An independent city.
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$$ โ
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any decent pubs?(
Woodkovsky โน๏ธโ๐ปโ๐ฝโ๐ฃโ๐ฉโ๐งปโ๐, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 13:29,
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Ye Olde John O'GauntExcellent pub I've been in a few times on day trips to Lancaster. Warm welcome. Good real ale. I can imagine some will say it's expensive when there is a wetherspoons round the corner but nobody has to go in if they don't want to. Sometimes live music and open mic. Good atmosphere. Hilarious old photos on wall of old patrons including Jim Bowen.
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$$ โ
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Ha, Jim Bowen!The name alone elicits endless mirth.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 14 Jun 2023, 14:28,
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The captain of the titanic is one of mine (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 20:59,
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Blimey! Great grand father or a cousin situation?
I've got a mate whose family line includes one of Jack the Rippers victims, Catherine Eddowes.
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If a person described themselves as being as vibrant as they are quirky, you'd run a fucking mile(, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 14:00, archived)
I'd say I'm more characterful and picturesque with many hidden gems.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 14:10,
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What are you, a mine?(
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 14:36,
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voiced by Billy Crystaloh i thought it was mime
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 18:42,
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Actually it's a great come-back, if someone says nothing to you, you can say, "what are you, a fucking mime?"(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 18:46,
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They can't hear you, they're in an invisible box (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 19:07,
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The wind would blow them away backwards otherwise (
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 19:09,
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Nah, they could use their invisible rope (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 21:00,
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I have to go to Lancaster for a job interview next Friday Have you ever been to Lancaster?
Is it shit?
(, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 12:15, archived)
Oh I watch them with great interest (
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 13:12,
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It is pleasant enoughGlasson Dock is a lovely place for a juice or two
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I used to live / work there. It's nice, no Runcorn but where is eh?(
Cheers Cheers, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 12:31,
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Once But all I really saw was the studio where my cousin was getting a portfolio done
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 12:59,
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"We unwaveringly support the LGBTQIA2+ community", says starbucks. Selling someone shit coffee at a huge markup counts as supporting them now apparently.
And what the fuck is the "2" about?
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 13:18,
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Terrible bullying of Hitler (
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 13:23,
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If you have questions, politely ask the person if they feel comfortable giving examples of how to use those pronouns(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 13:23,
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shouldn't you ask first if it's ok to politely ask (
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 13:25,
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I think we should have a premeeting meeting to decide what we can talk about in the meeting(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 13:25,
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This endless recursion also applies to decision making. If I really do make decisions, then it must be necessary for me to decide when to decidebut that also needs to be decided upon, and so on endlessly.
Whereas in fact,
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 13:38,
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I can see we've talked about this before(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 13:50,
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Two-Spirit, apparently.Seems like something that mostly applies to native Americans: lgbtqhealth.ca/community/two-spirit.php
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 14:45,
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Well it's The North, isn't it?So be sure to help put the locals at ease by making jokes about flat caps, whippets, racing pigeons and suchlike. They love all that shit.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 14 Jun 2023, 13:24,
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Wow, today's the day I finally hit the payload!Money is in your bank account: You have been given money.
Account termination reminder!!! woux9643
Support George Davis Y ID 782 AI
We'll get back to you in seconds
Sender: 14ig0***15
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 8:42,
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enjoy your imaginary wealth(
Woodkovsky โน๏ธโ๐ปโ๐ฝโ๐ฃโ๐ฉโ๐งปโ๐, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 8:51,
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Needs more "dozens of links that nobody will click on"(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 9:12,
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ONE OF MY FACEBOOK COMMENTS JUST GOT 'LIKED' BY THE DRUMMER FROM DODGYBeat that, you fuckers, BEAT. THAT.
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His name is Matthew 'Matt' Priest.I don't know him, I don't care about Dodgy, and I don't know why my brain retains information like that, but it does.
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His nickname was 'Matt the Hat', and Dodgy were fucking bollocks.(, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 9:06, archived)
Matthew Priest performing in his renowned black hat
To be fair to myself, I had no recollection of his hat being renowned.
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The kind you get in an army surplus store(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 11:22,
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I do know him, and he used to manage my friend's band(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 9:13,
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There was a page of vox pops in Select magazine in the 90s about people going to see the Prodigy live.There were a couple of normal young people, and then a photo of him gurning captioned "Keith", "17" who they hilariously pretended to take at face value for a couple of questions before going "hang on a minute, you're the drummer from Dodgy aren't you?" WHY IS THIS STILL TAKING UP SPACE IN MY HEAD
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My lab is air conditionedI am chillin in it, innit
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 9:03,
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Searching for the arcane knowledge or summatTakes up so much time, I didn't see you there. Soz
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 17:55,
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IMPOSSIBLE whole body insertion! | B3TA MODS REACT(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 9:22,
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Your lab?I didn't know you were blind
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 11:03,
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Had a surprisingly long sleep So feeling rather more perky than of late
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 9:05,
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Weather eh? I’m off to end climate change by walking slowly in front of an electric bus(
Cheers Cheers, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 9:41,
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I had Pippi Longstocking wallpaper Didn't have a clue who she was, mind
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 11:04,
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I covered the wallpaper with Freddy Krueger posters (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 11:31,
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I'm not sure who he is but he has a stripy top?(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 12:10,
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oh fuck you, I thought I'd successfully managed to wipe that from my brain(, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 12:26, archived)
Praise Eos, motherfuckers!She rises into the sky from the Immortal River Okeanos at the start of each day, dispersing the mists of night with Her rays of light. Her colour is saffron, and she is associated with roses, which embody the glowing hues of the dawn.
Fucking praise Her!
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 6:42,
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Sorry, sorry - I mean 'ning
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 14 Jun 2023, 6:43,
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This is probably the worst thing I’ve ever posted on hereAnd the bar isnโt exactly high either
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Cheers Cheers, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 22:03,
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Haha, all you povvo wage slaves who don't have the time to hand-make all your own software from fresh ingredients(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 22:40,
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I would, but I don't have the thyme(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 23:09,
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just aborted an obvious post about the murdered Nottingham student named Barnaby, either I lost my edge or regained my humanity.Probably neither, because I never had either to begin with.
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I sound like murdered Nottingham student Barnaby bear, I like murdered Nottingham student Barnaby bear(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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some kid stabbed my neck. I didn't like it.There, you made me do it. Happy now?
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How's is it you's am knowin my's a rube?(
brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 18:54,
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I think it's something to do with simultaneously pooing in each other's mouths.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 13 Jun 2023, 18:59,
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I'm imagining a 69-type position, aided by tubes.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 13 Jun 2023, 19:27,
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£47.99, just sayingstock.adobe.com/uk/images/open-mouth-side-view-one-line-drawing-on-white-isolated-background/506464179
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 19:40,
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Sure, here are some images for "What if porn was made on an Etch-A-Sketch?"(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 19:41,
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Why would you need tubular aids?Bunch of sexwrongs on this board.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 20:08,
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There's a pharmacy near me with a sign in the window advertising various wares, including "DISABLED AIDS."I guess they mean hearing aids, walking sticks and stuff, but it always makes think of a couple of ten-year-old boys insulting each other with lines like "You've got Aids", "Yeah well you're disabled", "Oh yeah? Well you've got *disabled Aids*!"
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 13 Jun 2023, 21:02,
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SureAs long as you don't mind them coming back to you filled with a honking shite
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$$ โ
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I doubt that it is spontaneously creating new currency, chances are you will need to feed it(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 20:36,
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Even if it costs 99p to feed it that's still profit.(
brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 21:37,
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^Happy to rummage in shit every day for 1p(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 21:45,
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As I understand it the pound coins stick out quite prominently.(
brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 22:36,
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Phew what a scorcherMy car has a remote air con mode, so I can cool it off before I set off home from my dank laboratory.
Or I could park under a tree and get the shade, and a load of pigeon shit.
Which is better for Greta?
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 15:42,
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My bicycle!Lol I dun a joke
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 15:42,
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Knock the floor out and do a Fred Flintstone.(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 15:44,
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For Fernando Gomez there’s no nuance. He believes Trump is being persecuted and it's straight up biblical. “For me Trump is sent by God. He’s like Moses.”(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 15:44,
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No, his one wish was to ride the zamboni(
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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Jesus ... had days like this.Hounded and attacked like a criminal.
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 15:48,
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The new testament is a book about the advantages of being well-connected (
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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it would have taken fewer keystrokes to do it properly, jussayin'(, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 16:03, archived)
So it's very sunny and I am working on my tan!I decided to go naked and started comparing the darker parts of my body to the lighter untanned areas!
Why is my cock much much darker than any other part of my anatomy?
brb claxon
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Strange, most people remember a transplant(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 15:40,
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Lindsey Bordone, says at puberty, sex hormones tend to increase in the body, and in the process, the melanin, which is responsible for skin and hair colour, would also be produced. Melanin production alongside the sex hormone โ oestrogen for women and testosterone for men โ makes the penis and labia to darken.
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Gay fucks more like (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 16:17,
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Hallo bum-stains, Queef Richard's ist hierThe KLF film is fucking excellent, cheers Mongy. Might watch The Raid next. Might not. Trying to decide if I can be arsed to fire up the grill for a solo bbq. Prolly not.
tl;dr ur a bunch of fanny's
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 12:31,
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You wait all morning for a new thread then two come along at once!!!What a world
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 12:33,
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I will be having kale My iron levels are down again
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 12:40,
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wouldn't red meat be better?as I understand it, iron rich vegetables do indeed have high iron content but the human body doesn't absorb as much of it as you get from, say, a steak
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 12:56,
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Yes, but I don't have any steak And I'm feeling too lethargic to go and get some
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 13:15,
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Lethargic, huh?Sounds like you've got low iron levels. You should have a steak.
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If I had it, I would eat it (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 14:04,
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In your face Kale (or whoever normally gets it)(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 13:10,
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You're a thousand, Harry.Even though you look about 12.
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 13:23,
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not here, it's pretty much perfect25 and breezy, pub garden here I come
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 12:55,
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Where is the film?Watched Peter Rabbit 2 last night with the youngest it was pretty good
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I like the bit where they get squashed in a tunnel(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 13:14,
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He plays all the family membersLol member
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 13:17,
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Isn't that prick Corden in it?(
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 14:29,
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Yeah it was great, do you mean 5he korean filmputlocker.pe/movie/watch-the-raid-online-18346
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mongychops, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 13:44,
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that's the oneIndonesian though I believe
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 14:53,
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agreed, way better than I was expecting(
Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 15:12,
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you have NOT watchhed The Raid? watch The Raid 2 after that. it is no sin to watch Merantau before those(
Woodkovsky โน๏ธโ๐ปโ๐ฝโ๐ฃโ๐ฉโ๐งปโ๐, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 14:14,
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annoyingly I think I have seen Raid 2 but not the first one(
Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 15:13,
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