It might be the large amount of whisky I’ve drunk but this made me proper lol(
Cheers Cheers, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 21:16,
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Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word, PEDO GUY(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 21:23,
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Alt: favorite short-term uprising in a former soviet country?(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 13:10,
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Where might a track and field athlete from Warsaw keep his valuables?In a Pole Vault!!!
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 13:26,
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"Are you a pole vaulter?""Nein, I am a German. How did you know my name is Valter?"
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Cats have exactly that reputation among the unconverted, yet dogs get the rap(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 14:37,
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Sure, Johnny Nomates...Yo, listen up, I got a message to convey,
As a dog, I'm barking out, there's something I gotta say.
Sick of the term "traitorous dogs," it's getting old,
Time to flip the script, let the truth unfold.
It's time to change the game, switch up the track,
Let's give some love to those cats, no turning back.
No more "traitorous dogs," it's time to amend,
Bring on "traitorous cats," that's the trend.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 14:41,
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Cat rapHere's a little fucker with the name of Tiddles
He licks his balls and he poops and piddles
He laughs at mogs that have been castrated
Those motherfucking dogs motherfucking hated
CWA
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The Catholic persecution of cats aided the black plague, genocide of dogs would just make parks less full of shit and cunts (
mongychops, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 15:06,
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the black plague was also aidedby the fact that medieval doctors didn't have a fucking clue what diseases were, routinely prescribed dangerous substances as supposed remedies, called any woman with a wart a witch and thought sick people had demons in their blood.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 17:06,
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And cats were witches familiars, hence church dickeryAlthough many churches still kept cats for rodent control.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 17:10,
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the church has never needed an excuse for dickery, tbf(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 17:17,
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I don't give two fucks about warty old hags getting killed. They honestly did fuck all compared to cats killing vermin. (
mongychops, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 20:02,
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Usual Sunday lunch at my parents house for me (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 13:31,
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It needs to cool down, running in this weather is grim(
Cheers Cheers, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 18:41,
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Hi de Hi comradesWatched a fair bit of Glastonbury, very little was even ok
Rick Astley and the Blossoms covering The Smiths? Ffs
I am looking forward to Cat Steven's tbh
What are you looking forward to in general?
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It's fucking awful. The bbc should not be funded by anyone. Glastonbury should be bombed , its a middle aged middle class wankfest (
mongychops, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 7:00,
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Hunters have gone bust. Lol , fucking posh wellies, cunts (
mongychops, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 8:14,
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Had to Google themPosh wellies eh?
There's probably a niche market for posh Hi-vis and steelies too
(, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 8:52, archived)
Balenciaga has got you coveredwww.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/balenciaga-roasted-for-5800-high-vis-tradie-jacket/A2TGQ2GFVXUSUSOKPYAGVMMORQ/
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 10:15,
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my late boss's kid did PR for them so I got a pair for nowtVery useful for storing rolls of wrapping paper
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 10:38,
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Emergency drink receptacle / spare 'tankard'(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 14:48,
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With a few little tweaks, a really big bong(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 16:22,
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Just needs Robbie Williams to run out and fire out some of his bangers (
$$ ✅, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 8:34,
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Has he gone into festival catering then?(
broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 11:41,
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Fucking hell, you're not wrong, last time I saw him on tv he announced himself as a "singer, songwriter, and born entertainer" but he didn't set himself on fire so that last bit was a lie(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 11:54,
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I'm looking forward to July 9th Special day out with the twins, then stopping off at my friend's place on the way home to pick up my kitten
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 8:53,
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Yep He's pure white and very fluffy
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 9:53,
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No, Mr. Wonder, I expect you to die (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 10:46,
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Why has no one made a pussy joke, this is ridiculous(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 11:55,
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It's Sunday God would not approve
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 12:13,
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Your crushing of the decadent imperialist West(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 9:49,
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He's been at rest for 140 years, can't you leave him alone(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 10:25,
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According to the music reviewer for the Independent Guns n Rose's were terrible, Axl Rose sings like a cockerel and they didn't like their toxic masculinity.
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fuck that bollocks, this is what you want from a festivalwww.youtube.com/watch?v=oKI_KYG3vOo&t=2199s&ab_channel=RichMonty1
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 10:36,
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BrainstormOne of my favourite tracks of all time
One of the best songs about acid ever
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they're playing the Albert Hall the weekend of my 50thget in
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 10:56,
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Useful as shite, noisy problematic idiots. People made them rich, worlds fucked up (
mongychops, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 0:18,
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I reckon he must have turned you down for bumsex at some pointYou are obsessed with the man
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 12:02,
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I like them. However I don't pay much attention to anything that's gone on past 2001 so maybe they somehow became shit past that point.
(, Sun 25 Jun 2023, 0:51, archived)
no thanks, I've just had steak(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 24 Jun 2023, 18:12,
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Get ovary yourselfno eggs puns ok, let's keep this as an isolated incident please.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Jun 2023, 18:46,
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I have them 0/10, would not recommend
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 24 Jun 2023, 21:00,
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this place has been dead on its arse since you've been gone(
Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 24 Jun 2023, 20:50,
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Rainbowzzzzzzz(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 24 Jun 2023, 21:13,
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Sadly, yes (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 24 Jun 2023, 21:01,
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The villagers start to file out of the church, bemused by the new vicar's six word sermon.(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 24 Jun 2023, 21:08,
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There was a five minute pause between words one and two.(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 24 Jun 2023, 21:54,
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Fuck, who told him how to find us?(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 24 Jun 2023, 21:13,
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I read somewhere that dogs can sense cancer in humansMy dog is constantly sniffing my filthy unwashed cock and balls...
Should I be concerned?
(, Sat 24 Jun 2023, 13:13, archived)
Yes Your dog has clearly lost his sense of smell
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 24 Jun 2023, 13:58,
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I read somewhere that humans can sniff unwashed cock and balls in dogs(
Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 24 Jun 2023, 16:48,
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My cancer is constantly being my concerned filthy sense Should I unwash?
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 24 Jun 2023, 16:51,
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i've had 4.5 hours sleep since mondayi'm in bed now and i can't sleep. maybe i'm over rested?
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MiseryCunt, Sat 24 Jun 2023, 9:41,
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wang a bomb of billoise down ye olde japper, that should sort you out(
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 24 Jun 2023, 9:46,
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You should write an article for the BMJ Doctor QueefGood solid advice
(, Sat 24 Jun 2023, 10:09, archived)
Thick as a Mars Bar, twice around the pan and pointed at both ends(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Jun 2023, 14:20,
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Quite possibly (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 24 Jun 2023, 9:59,
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Often musicians accompanied dancers, due to a belief that music would treat the mania, but this tactic sometimes backfired by encouraging more to join in. There is no consensus among modern-day scholars as to the cause of dancing mania.(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Jun 2023, 12:14,
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Bartholomew also notes that dancers "could not stand pointed shoes", and that dancers enjoyed their feet being hit.(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Jun 2023, 12:18,
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Posting a complaint? STOP! It will be worse tomorrow. (
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Jun 2023, 13:09,
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Today is the first day of the rest of your weekend(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 24 Jun 2023, 8:26,
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I'm normally a fan, but I think it might clash with this guntsmeg I'm currently enjoying. (
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 24 Jun 2023, 8:32,
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Eurgh, are you mad? They sound gross!(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 24 Jun 2023, 9:13,
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Totally bonkersI have a pencil in each nostril, underpants on my head and say 'Wibble' a lot
(, Sat 24 Jun 2023, 9:32, archived)
haha, you're madder than Mads Mikkelsen at a Madness concert in a mental hospital!!!oh man, how on earth did Ben Elton and Richard Curtis come up with that stuff? It's just so hard to do! I mean, there's no way on earth I could churn that shit out in my fucking sleep, no way at all.
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 24 Jun 2023, 9:43,
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Hi, we are LIVE with arseboon dilbaro on british comedy website b3ta.talkFirst off, big fan.
Update:
LIVE Q&A With Semen Khaidenko 03:30 UK Time
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My cat won't shut up Arseboon Dilbaro.Arseboon Dilbaro do something!
(, Sat 24 Jun 2023, 0:06, archived)
Now he's sniffing round the buddleia bush. Arseboon Dilbaro, what do I do?
(, Sat 24 Jun 2023, 0:12, archived)
Start there and progress.Arseboon Dilbaro is very busy but always to assist during an adventure.
(, Sat 24 Jun 2023, 0:15, archived)
I'm very much looking forward to
the Arseboon Dilbaro RPG.
Arseboon Dilbaro go north
Arseboon Dilbaro open gate
Arseboon Dilbaro fight crab lord
(, Sat 24 Jun 2023, 0:18, archived)
That will be on Switch as a collection.Danke for the memorandum
(, Sat 24 Jun 2023, 0:20, archived)
FUCKING HELLCan someone
Or point me to a free online app that will let me do the same but with a png?
Or point me to a gimp plugin that just fucking does it?
Not interested in using Publisher or PS, soz.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 19:43,
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If I knew, I would tell you Stick figures are about my limit
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 20:20,
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www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/100121/1687548173/untitled.png
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 20:23,
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Fucking hell, that made me laugh (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 20:32,
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A bit like that, but more like Superman and/or Ben Hur.(
brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 20:51,
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Is today a special day in your beliefs, when associating with someone who you've declared to be racist is suddenly not 'problematic'?Or is it just because you want something and you're a hypocrite?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 20:32,
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You what?Seems like you're bearing a grudge over something that means a lot to you. You should probably try to take stuff a little less seriously.
AFAIK, I have all the racists on ignore.
x
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 20:48,
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Everyone here associates with Queef, you've said he's racist, and you've said anyone who associates with racists is problematic. Is this a day off for you from believing that?Or is it just because you want something and you're a hypocrite?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 20:59,
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Pretty sure you denied being friends with him yourself.I'm sorry that I've evidently hurt you so badly. If you ever want to talk, not argue, I'm here for you babes.
Alternatively if you want to continue this as a proper argument then you know I'm always up for that! I'm concerned that you are not in the best emotional state for that kind of thing though.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 21:17,
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You asked if I was his friend, and no, we've never met or really talked, but I do associate with him, and so does everyone who frequents hereand the best way to avoid that outcome if it is egregious to you is very obvious, isn't it.
But now I'm wondering if perhaps it's a special day off of your beliefs, or perhaps you just want something now, and you're a hypocrite. And I've been asking about that. That is my main line of inquiry here.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 22:50,
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Yeah. It's not a very strong argument, is it?Are you okay?
x
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 23:04,
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I'm going to go with Special Day, why not :) So, here's wishing you a Happy Not A Hypocrite Day!And many more, no doubt.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 23:12,
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Do you expect me, a person who has publicly wished for racists to commit suicide, to be a perfect being?(
brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 23:17,
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no i just want you to fuck off back to /board (
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 23:18,
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You would come across as a less unhinged, aggressive and obsessive weirdo if you just said thatinstead of obsessing over minutiae from long forgotten arguments.
Or if you still want to argue then I can help you develop your rhetorical skill set, but only if you help me interpolate paths between two text layers in Inkscape or gimp.
(I've worked out how to do curves now.)
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 23:37,
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He hates dark skin so much he gets his arsehole bleached(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 21:24,
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He associates with people you say are racists! Probably for bumsex!(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 22:51,
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Gaz mongychops, he knows about that sort of thing.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 20:42,
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I have a gorn mask in gimp, if that helps.(
brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 21:24,
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Have at it!i.postimg.cc/y83vC7Gj/phwoar.jpg
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 21:37,
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Q. Who's the most depressed member of the House of Commons Privileges Select Committee?A. Harriet Self-Harman!
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 23 Jun 2023, 16:33,
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I think this joke is *so* good, I might even post it in QotW!(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 23 Jun 2023, 16:33,
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wow m8, you must be super confident in your work to do that!the standard there is extraordinarily high. I got b& just for trying a few gags out, never again
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 16:46,
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Were these gags related to discounted ham, Richard Branson and divorce, by any chance?(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 23 Jun 2023, 16:48,
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Is that the Venn diagram of rob's suffering?(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 16:59,
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one does not simply walk into middle age(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 17:09,
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One drives in, in their mid-life crisis Honda accord of justice (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 17:40,
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Ok it may still say 'HONDA' on the front but with the amount of work that's gone into it, it's practically a racing car at this point. Where do you live, I'll drop you home if you like.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 18:31,
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all I am prepared to say at this juncture is that they may or may not have contained references to someone whose name rhymes with 'gateaux canton'(
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 17:04,
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Didn't he change sex Chelsea Manning now isn't it?
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 17:27,
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You have to say Bernard Personing nowin schools
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 18:22,
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No that's nothing to do with gender, he identifies as a location now(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 17:50,
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Gimme hope Jo'anna
Hope Jo'anna
Gimme hope Jo'anna
'Fore the morning come
Gimme hope Jo'anna
Hope Jo'anna
Hope before the morning come
Gimme hope Jo'anna
Hope Jo'anna
Gimme hope Jo'anna
'Fore the morning comes
Gimme hope Jo'anna
Hope Jo'anna
Hope before the morning come
Gimme hope Jo'anna
Hope Jo'anna
Gimme hope Jo'anna
'Fore the morning comes
Gimme hope Jo'anna
Hope Jo'anna
Hope before the morning come
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 18:50,
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Why did so many songs from this era go on about appatite in south africa? Was the food really bad?(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 18:53,
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It's too good, also you can't copyright it if you do that(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 17:08,
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Might get credited on the Bumper Book's last page(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 18:26,
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Your score: 5 / 7 'There was truth and there was untruth'www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-65976860
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 13:42,
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I took part in this activity, and I did really well!(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 14:19,
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Might defecate on a dobermanoh soz, thought this was the friday queef thread
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broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 14:50,
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Just seen the texts that some businessman posted about his lucky escape not going on that submarine.Just realised that could easily have been me squashed flat on the bottom of the Atlantic, thank god I don't have £150000 to piss away on submarine rides.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 15:39,
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In an uncertain world is that really too much for a rich man to pay for a quick death?(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 17:03,
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5/7(
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 17:02,
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I hope this email finds you well, I just wanted to reach out and update you on where we are in terms of the project MINGESMEG
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Cheers Cheers, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 7:32,
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A guy on my course advised someone to "touch base" with a company in the WhatsApp group yesterday.I loathe him.
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Stick it up our japper and see where the jizz fliesKk guys? Don't forget dress down Friday!
(, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 8:40, archived)
"Deep dive" is probably on the corporate clear channel memorandum today(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 9:08,
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In a 2019 interview, OceanGate CEO Stockton Rush complained that regulations were stifling progress in his industry."It's obscenely safe because they have all these regulations," Rush said. "But it also hasn't innovated or grown because they have all these regulations."
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 9:26,
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Structural engineering should be exciting and unpredictable(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 9:51,
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Using a Play Station controller should be mandatory in subs and space rocket stuff(, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 10:04, archived)
N64 please so we can fit a Rumble Pak it tells you when you're taking damage from abyssal giants
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 10:21,
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twitter.com/DevSpacePrez/status/1671351372506361857
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 13:48,
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I've only ever seen occasional clips of their shows. the canned laughter is horrible(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 14:05,
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I quite like Mitchell on panel showsHe has this nasty, spiteful persona
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 14:18,
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there was a discussion on slack todayabout whether to change to Discord/MS Teams.
Honestly couldn't care less.
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theniwokeup has been awake since, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 11:53,
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Yeah, finewhatever.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 9:11,
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Greg B, assistant to Miami‘s executive producer Ann Donahue, penned a post on the official CSI: Miami blog at CBS.com to share the secrets of Horatio’s signature shades.The sunglasses are from Silhouette (model 8568/65 6062), and they were manufactured at the company’s headquarters in Austria. However, fans probably won’t be able to get their hands on a pair. “[T]hey stopped fabricating this model over three years ago,” Greg explained. “The last batch was kindly donated to CSI: Miami by Silhouette. There are only around 130 pairs that still roam in the wild today, and they all nest inside a black-steel cabinet, stashed and padlocked in the props office on the studio lot.”
“There are always around ten pairs on set,” revealed Assistant Props Master Katy Mau. Caruso is given a pair at the beginning of the day, and he hands them back when he has finished filming his scenes.
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 10:48,
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This is one of the mushrooms that recurs in the same location for many years, often in scattered groups but occasionally in fairy rings.(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 11:52,
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DettolAnd a wire brush
Then finish off with some anal bleaching
(, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 11:38, archived)
That's the Infest main stage lineup sorted(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 11:43,
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What we tend to forget, is that when we first meet Columbo, the coat is quite new (...cheesy-looking, but new). And that we have watched this remarkable garment evolve over the years. And so over the decades of episodes, we watch Peter Falk grow more comfortable and familiar in the role of Columbo, just as we watch Columbo himself grow more comfortable and familiar in the battered old raincoat.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 11:51,
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No doubt there is a fandom wiki telling us which production assistant purchased it and in which shop and how much they paid for it(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 11:58,
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The best episode of Columbo is the one where Johnny Cash plays the murderer.(, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 12:10, archived)
My favourite one was on American IV when he murdered The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face(, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 12:33, archived)
Advice needed please!What would you do if you had a tape worm poking out of your anus... asking for a friend?
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"I don't think you can tell if it has worked, because of the pandemic and the trouble we've had with the government keeping changing, there hasn't been a time when you can say there's been a smooth period," says Ronald Oudnie.The 74-year-old voted for Brexit.
"You've got to wait until you've got a government that's been in for a few years, that it's been stable and able to sort things out.
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 22 Jun 2023, 18:32,
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13 years, that's barely enough time to get your feet under the table.(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 22 Jun 2023, 18:34,
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The problem is things keep happening, how do you expect the PM to Sort Things Out with all this distracting history getting in the way?(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 22 Jun 2023, 18:45,
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See I had all these amazing and properly scoped NHS reforms I was just this second about to announce, training up tons of new staff, scrapping unnecessary paper pushers, halving all the waiting lists, making the service back into the envy of the worldand then suddenly Russia does something stupid and I have to shove all that into the
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 22 Jun 2023, 18:55,
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And if it's not Putin, it's the bloody Wokes!(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 22 Jun 2023, 19:21,
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Slow walking in front of snooker tables and gluing themselves to transphobia.Thank god we're free, Barmy Brussels would probably tell us to stop beating them all to death with truncheons!
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 22 Jun 2023, 19:30,
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Why don't you go and live in Wokestan if you love it so much, that's what I tell them, it makes no sense tho(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Jun 2023, 21:12,
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To be fair he is getting a bit Simon Harris, soz ens(
mongychops, Thu 22 Jun 2023, 23:05,
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I would kill yourself(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 22 Jun 2023, 18:59,
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I'd simply instruct it to sign up for a beeter account then watch as it lost the will to live.(, Thu 22 Jun 2023, 19:00, archived)
Statistics show that the average b3tans remain interested for 3-4 monthsBefore realising that it's full of cunts and paedophiles (BUMSEX, TIMOTHY)
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Strap bacon to your hoop (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 22 Jun 2023, 19:06,
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OMG the bacon totally workedIt just slithered right out of there (all 16 foot of it)
Thanks Smashy :)
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Happy to help your "friend"(
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 22 Jun 2023, 21:59,
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pooh, no cab parts - those are the parts of your comment that work backwards(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Jun 2023, 21:17,
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this is why Piglet should never be tasked with repairing a taxi.(, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 10:25, archived)
shove it down your japper(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 22 Jun 2023, 19:14,
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Witnesses described the onslaught, at a concert by the former One Direction singer Louis Tomlinson at the Red Rocks amphitheater in Morrison, west of Denver, as “straight out of a horror movie”.Did they not realize he would sing?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Jun 2023, 22:43,
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The only band who were amazing at red rocks was Disturbed (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 22 Jun 2023, 23:27,
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I hope that they kill each other (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 22 Jun 2023, 17:03,
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No, his one wish was to ride the zamboni(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Jun 2023, 18:06,
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but you do have to put it in a grinder first(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Jun 2023, 19:45,
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Musk says he has a move called "the walrus" where we just lays on peopleas opposed to just laying off people.
fuck I spent way too much time yesterday walking the qftw tightrope.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Jun 2023, 22:48,
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After fucking noon, time for arseboon(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 22 Jun 2023, 12:02,
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 22 Jun 2023, 12:26,
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3 minutes to 3, arseboon dilbaree(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 22 Jun 2023, 14:56,
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hexachordal's looking wellwww.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-65960249
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Beloved characters, locations and worlds live and die in one game. It's as if The Sopranos swapped out Tony for a new character every series and ditched New Jersey for a different location.years of training and professional experience as a childcare worker enables someone to recognize a fairly obvious nonce
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Jun 2023, 13:16,
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I beloved him for the 15 minutes he was present(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 22 Jun 2023, 13:18,
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Hard to choose but I'd say my favourite character was in the cut content(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 22 Jun 2023, 13:22,
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regular cut content or director's cut content?(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Jun 2023, 13:34,
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Are you kidding? I'm afraid I can't really comment, I'm only familiar with the annotated first draft script(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Jun 2023, 13:51,
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Did your daughter end up in a fairy tale romance with hexy in the end?(
mongychops, Thu 22 Jun 2023, 13:19,
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Lol, I wonder when she last thought of all that, she's getting married in September dudeTheir house is lovely, right near the shore. Me and her partner get high together, it's cool.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Jun 2023, 13:34,
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yeah thanks mongy it's good to get high(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Jun 2023, 13:41,
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That's qhat those submariners say(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 22 Jun 2023, 13:49,
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It has to be used fresh, ideally 24 hours or less after harvesting, is timely delivery going to be a problem?(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Jun 2023, 14:00,
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maybe that's why it did fuck all when I tried it(
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 22 Jun 2023, 14:48,
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Best of all the Persian Gulf economic zones(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 22 Jun 2023, 13:57,
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Isn't it always?(
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 22 Jun 2023, 12:38,
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Fuck off cunt I have better things to do. I have to go and get a haircut for my trip to Lancaster tomorrow.
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Is it some kind of regional requirement then?(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Jun 2023, 13:40,
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It's funny because this sentence is one letter away from a phrase that's used all the time at work.Consequently, I can only read that as Hood Manufacturing Practice.
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Lune is aninstitution solelydedicated tothe creationof croissants. Welcome to Lune(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Jun 2023, 14:02,
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You mean the latest masterpiece of fantasy storytelling from Lucasfilm's™ Brian Moriarty™?(
Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 22 Jun 2023, 14:27,
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There is a noisy cow outside somewhere.It is moo-ing like it thinks it's an alarm clock.
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 22 Jun 2023, 7:40,
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No Putin - moo is not bellBell is a constructed object that is struck to make a chime or ringing sound.
Moo is the English onomatopoeia for the sound of a bovine squeezing air through its vocal flaps.
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 22 Jun 2023, 8:41,
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all of the milk will be absorbed by it been a cow(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Jun 2023, 11:38,
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Mike Pence is known as 'Mike Ponce' in France.Really makes you think, doesn't it?
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Yeah it does, actuallyIt really makes me think what a tedious wankstain you are
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 22 Jun 2023, 11:04,
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I don't know you people(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 22 Jun 2023, 10:13,
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No thanks The texture is bearable, but the aftertaste is horrific
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 23:27,
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hello my loveliesi'm just checking that you're all having a great day and that you are all happy and gay.
if anything isn't going perfectly please write to me including diagrams where possible and i will do everything i can to help.
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MiseryCunt, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 17:33,
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Which indoor plants produce the most oxygen?
Top 5 Highest Oxygen-Producing Indoor Plants
Areca Palms. Apart from being a wonderful humidifier, the Areca palm also generates more oxygen than other indoor plants. ...
Spider Plant. The Spider plant is one of the simplest indoor plants to grow. ...
Snake Plant. ...
Money Plant. ...
Gerbera Daisy.
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 18:02,
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"Why is your sub full of plants?""Just in case we get lost, don't worry about it"
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 18:05,
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Highlighted by NASA, the Money Plant has effective air-purifying qualities that can remove chemicals and other air pollutants with ease. And similar to the snake plant, the money plant also produces oxygen even at night, thus making it one of the best plants to keep inside. Moreover, the Money plant also emits positive energies which can help enhance your lifestyle from a spiritual perspective.
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$$ ✅, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 18:16,
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So this is the magic money tree I keep hearing about (
Cheers Cheers, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 18:50,
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Sadly, those positive energies stink of death and decay, and are unbearable to be around. (
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 19:02,
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If it doesn't grow money then I'm not interested.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 21 Jun 2023, 19:10,
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They are a cool plant, and drop kids constantly, hence money plant I suppose, not had one for ages, off to tor2door (
mongychops, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 19:11,
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MY FRIEND CALLS MY HOUSE 'tHE jUNGLE'cpslk fail i'm not typing it again
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MiseryCunt, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 20:06,
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But house and jungle sound totally different.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 21 Jun 2023, 20:47,
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WRONGThe indoor plant that produces the most oxygen is the vacuum pressure swing adsorption oxygen generator plant.
You can buy one here from Linde Engineering: www.linde-engineering.com/en/process-plants/adsorption-and-membrane-plants/oxygen-generation/index.html
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why is it always in the last place you look?(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 19:03,
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because you don't crawl up your own arse unless you intend to die urself(
MiseryCunt, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 20:07,
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Because you stop looking after you find it, you fuckwit (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 22:26,
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Wrong! I kept looking for while after I found it. I mean, I’m not an idiot. (
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Jun 2023, 4:52,
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Well I'm not unhappy (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 21:19,
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No I am fucked off. One of my stupid GP partners has decided to close the entire surgery for the whole of tomorrow afternoon to promote 'Green Week'I'm paying for all of my staff to go and have a picnic and make pottery while I try and cover 15000 patients on my own on my fucking mobile.
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Tell them all that they've got aids (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 23:18,
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I'm thinking it, you're thinking it, we're *all* thinking it:TITSMEG.
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 15:26,
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Doing it doing it everybody's doing itPicking the nose and chewing it lol
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I was thinking Why do I have to go to work?
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 16:00,
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Alligator,(
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 16:55,
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