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What y'all up to this weekend homies?
Footy tonight, tomorrow and Sunday here.
We're firing up the barbie too
Might pee on a platypus too
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President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 12:06,
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May dock a dipolodocus
Or not.
Hoping to meet a friend tomorrow for a pizza but she uses an electric wheelchair and the lifts are down at her local station so maybe not possible. Hones to fuck, accessibility is a literal obstacle course in this country and here in the South East we get it relativley good.
Got tickets to see Brian Butterfield tonight.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 12:32,
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Bummer re wheelchair sos
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President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 13:00,
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Bummer in a wheelchair
Turtle power!
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THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 14:41,
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too rainy for the grill here unfortunately
going out to dinner if I can find a table somewhere good, prolly guff on a goldfish
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 12:34,
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Its rainy here
Have to use the SHED once I've moved some crap
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President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 13:02,
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The usual parental visit
Housework, maybe bake a cake, have a few drinks and, of course, leave time to queef on a quail
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 12:56,
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I approve of cake
Got some nice hash might do.a biscuit thing with it
Crushed gingernuts, butter , honey and peanut butter
Piss easy m8
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President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 13:05,
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don't forget to decarboxylate your edibles
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 13:36,
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Doing it in the loo now
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President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 14:02,
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Sounds nice
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 13:42,
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Poo poo willy willy bum drawers
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THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 13:23,
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Bollocks
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broadsword, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 13:57,
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Alreet Mr H
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President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 14:03,
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You would say that
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President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 14:02,
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working both days but having a fathers day breakfast on sunday
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piss and shit, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 13:54,
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What does the father think about you nicking his food?
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President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 14:04,
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cunt's dead
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piss and shit, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 14:14,
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I totally forgot about that
I still get a card from the dog signed with his paw print
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President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 14:06,
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you fuck dogs?!
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piss and shit, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 14:14,
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He puts a muddy paw on a card printed with a photo of him wife does the writing
I.have dildoed a girl dog once
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President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 14:32,
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so you admit sexually assaulting dogs
righto
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piss and shit, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 14:38,
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salma hayek's bumtits
Turtle power!
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THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 14:21,
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Don't think there's any F1 this weekend is there? So imma just do anal with an axolotl
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broadsword, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 15:20,
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Shed stuff
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 15:29,
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Creosote it
Can't beat a bit of creosoting
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President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 15:42,
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SHITTING YELLOW GRAVY
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sticklebricks, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 15:32,
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Going to an Indian restaurant called Rishi's tonight
Will have go go to one called Keir's instead in a few weeks lololol
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The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 15:42,
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Little bit of politics
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President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 15:44,
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I'm going to be noshing at Davey's
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broadsword, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 15:54,
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Yeah but we all know you're making plans for Nigel's
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The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 16:12,
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Nice
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broadsword, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 17:34,
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-at
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 16:19,
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#politicalshatire
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THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 16:07,
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rite fuck that its BEAK OF THE CLOCK
ive booked myselof into the docs at 4 for a shoulder looking at
sorry not sorry typos/grams typing one handed lying in bed
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 9:04,
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waking with my good arm /obvs
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 9:06,
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nobody cares m8
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 9:23,
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Soundgarden's rejected firstzzzzz
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THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 10:09,
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I need to use both hands
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President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 9:40,
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b3ta.com/talk/8415691
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 9:58,
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morning
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THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 5:30,
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Still got the shits?
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President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 6:06,
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Just did a nearly-normal shit so getting better.
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THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 6:25,
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Well done!
I'd shake your hand but you know...
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President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 6:37,
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might be a cleverly carved nearly normal shit
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 8:16,
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Quite a niche trade
Poo carving
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President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 8:29,
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the traditional word is Parving
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 8:58,
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Schculpting?
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 9:09,
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Poopiary?
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 9:11,
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plop art
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Jason Voorhees ๐ช, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 11:27,
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I'm pleased to say my piles are settling down a bit now too
so happy anni all round!
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 8:53,
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Monrz
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 8:53,
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alritez
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 9:00,
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bollocks
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 19:06,
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there aren't any decent euphemistic terms for ovaries
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piss and shit, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 19:42,
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sorry
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 20:00,
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"Madams". Rhyming slang.
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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see?
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piss and shit, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 21:00,
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On an overcast afternoon, he donned his vintage raincoat, a relic of a forgotten era, its once vibrant color now a muted whisper of its former self.
The raincoat had a peculiar hole in the hood, an imperfection that Marcello always neglected to mend, as if the coat's flaw mirrored some aspect of his own soul.Fuck you.
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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Factory chickens
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The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 20:48,
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They make lots of eggs,
Best not to examine the metaphor too closely though
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The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 21:06,
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doesn't exactly roll off the tongue
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piss and shit, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 22:53,
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so you've got some egg on your tongue?
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 23:13,
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Tongueggue
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 23:49,
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go to gureggues for rolls with eggues
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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goto worggue onaneggue
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 4:17,
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ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY WORGGUE TO MOGGUEOR
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The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 6:52,
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LOL
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 9:05,
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Lunch thread!
Potato salad and a crusty bun
Bun lollollol
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President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 13:44,
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I am Mystic Smeg
Today my spooky powers predict that at some point in the next year, chickens will be banned!
My homeopathic remedy for a bad shoulder is the T virus from popular video game franchise Resident Evil.
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MYSTIC SMEG!!! Woo ooh! Wooooh! I am mystical!, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 14:22,
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Hey,
could you stop doing this please? Thanks in advance.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 14:56,
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Which one are ewe?
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President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 15:28,
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Have scabies with that
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 14:30,
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almost spit my shreddies
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 14:51,
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+ l
Lol shreddies
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President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 15:30,
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Are you one of the doctors here? I think Misery cunt is suffering a wank related heart attack.
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Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 15:56,
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I am the OFFICIAL shit /chat GP
Serves him right for being a wanker
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President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 16:13,
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you wish you cbd peddling quack
2can is offical b3ta doctor
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piss and shit, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 16:31,
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Yes, although I am currently on strike until Rob agrees to give me a payrise
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 17:07,
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fair
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piss and shit, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 17:27,
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You get paid?
Blimey
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President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 17:27,
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Are you implying that I'm not worth it? Careful or I'll have to write another angry letter to The Times
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 17:29,
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Turtle Power!!
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 17:06,
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Think I'll be voting for the Sovereignty candidate at the general election.
She seems nice.
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The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 14:32,
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Presumably this is her presenting herself at her most reasonable, not a great starting point.
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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I like how she's going to SERVE not CONTROL her constituents,
by dictating how everyone on the planet should live every aspect of their lives.
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The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 15:14,
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Disrupting the status quo?
What evil have the Quo ever done?
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President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 15:32,
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everything after Down Down
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The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 15:38,
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you're in the army now
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 18:15,
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She's no Penny Mordaunt
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THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 17:06,
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Scotland so don't care
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 17:28,
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You will when she's prime minister in the rainbow coalition government
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The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 19:15,
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-bun +prolapse
current earworm
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 14:55,
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did you say Prolapse?
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piss and shit, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 15:18,
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www.albinoblacksheep.com/video/walls-fall-out
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 17:33,
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master gave dobby a pink sock!
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piss and shit, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 21:53,
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Ewe
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President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 15:33,
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Just awful
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 17:36,
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is that merely, or barely?
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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Haven't shat all day, too scared to fart.
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THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 18:54,
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crusty bin
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 9:12,
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late morning off work shoulder bollocks
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 11:24,
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what shoulder injury makes ur hand go numb
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 11:27,
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Just off the top of my head without looking it up on google I'd say it's a Brachiosaurus Plectrum injury.
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Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 11:30,
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Alright ocsp you weirdo
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THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 11:41,
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Alright.
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Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 17:04,
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i sauropod and i liked it
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 11:43,
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ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY WALK INTO JURASSIC PARK
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The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 13:11,
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No, there's a monorail
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 13:23,
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monorail's bumhole
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 13:49,
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That's the exit, durr
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The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 15:59,
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Good pick
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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Excess wanking
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President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 11:36,
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i'm in terrible pain
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 11:50,
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And yet you persist
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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what a wanker
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 12:45,
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now my heart is hurting too
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 13:18,
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did you do the exercise chatGPT gave you?
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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i cant move my arm hardly sono
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 15:55,
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rotor cuff tear?
I don't fucking know
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 12:44,
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could be you fucking nob gobbler
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 13:08,
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Trapped nerve
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 13:24,
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Morning bollocks
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 5:36,
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Lol we're both up early
Lol up
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President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 5:39,
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settle down
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 5:46,
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Lol down
My sleep pattern is fucked since the weekend
3 day drinking destroys me now
I should buy slippers and a cardigan
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President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 5:54,
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buy me a new shoulder while ur at it
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 6:05,
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And a cardigan
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 6:55,
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In the post!
Courtesy of the trouser people on the telly
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President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 7:15,
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In the post!
Courtesy of Temu
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President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 7:14,
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Turtle power!
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 11:25,
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Lol bot
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 6:55,
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<s>Lol up</s> Turtle power!
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 11:24,
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Morning
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 6:48,
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Mornibundums
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 6:55,
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Morning m8
How's it hanging?
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President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 7:17,
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Tired
Not sleeping well at all
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 10:06,
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I hope all our bottoms are on the mend
it's no fun having the squits or bumgrapes. No fun at all.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 7:09,
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My bottom has been perfectly healthy I'll have you know
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 7:15,
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Well that's nice
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 7:30,
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My bottom is fine ta
Just been admiring it in the mirror
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President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 7:18,
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Great
well done
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 7:31,
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<s>Just been admiring it in the mirror</s> Turtle power!
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 11:24,
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My dog's had the shits for the last couple of days.
Let her out into the garden this morning while I cleaned up last night's accident, but instead of doing any more required pees/poos she just went mental at the hedgehog currently nesting underneath the shed.
Fuck you, hedgey.
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The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 9:38,
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Hi
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THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 8:01,
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Have you tried inserting your head into a pig's anus?
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 9:10,
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Yeah
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THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 9:12,
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how was it?
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 11:06,
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Pretty enjoyable tbf
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THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 11:13,
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oh. good.
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 17:35,
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CHEESY, SMEGGY HELMITS
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sticklebricks, Wed 12 Jun 2024, 20:16,
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How much ?
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mongychops, Wed 12 Jun 2024, 20:17,
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50P
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sticklebricks, Wed 12 Jun 2024, 20:20,
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very reasonable
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 12 Jun 2024, 21:36,
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11p
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 12 Jun 2024, 22:50,
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...shakin' all over!
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 12 Jun 2024, 20:50,
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Turtle power!
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 1:26,
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ive fucked my shoulder so bad i had to use my right hand to change gears all the way back from helston
I'm such a clumsy twat. Are you a clumsy twat? If so please tell me about it and include diagrams
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 12 Jun 2024, 17:30,
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Last shat about an hour ago
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THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 12 Jun 2024, 17:37,
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and it's gone right to my 'ead
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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That was stupid.
I once tried to get up before my legs had woken up, and went head first into a chimney brest. Had to get superglued because I had a prebooked MRI the next day and the staples they wanted to use would scupper that. It was a 4.5cm cut down to the skull. It's healed wonderfully, so I can recommend glue - I reckon the staples would have made a right mess.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 12 Jun 2024, 17:38,
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LOL breast
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THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 12 Jun 2024, 18:05,
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well I've never done any woodwork without getting blood on it
so probably yes
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piss and shit, Wed 12 Jun 2024, 18:06,
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pcs never woek properly without a blood sacrifice either
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 12 Jun 2024, 21:45,
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Sorry dude. Lots of rest, no lifting. I actually had to get rid of my manual drive because of my shoulder
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Wed 12 Jun 2024, 18:13,
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self employed as well so if it's still fucked in the morning my wallet will probably hurt more
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 12 Jun 2024, 21:36,
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Well I can put your mind at rest there, wallets don't tend to have feelings
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Wed 12 Jun 2024, 22:16,
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it's okay to eat wallets
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 1:36,
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All wallets taste the same
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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Arm Across Chest Stretch
Bring your right arm across your chest.
Use your left arm to gently press your right arm towards your chest.
Hold for 15-30 seconds, then switch arms.
_______
/ |
O / |__________
/|\ / \
/ | \ | |
| \_______| O
/ \ \ /|\
| \ / | \
| \ |
/ \ / \
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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can't do that soz
day off today. woo.
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 5:48,
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I am Mystic Smeg
My oracular prediction for today is
Scotland will win the UEFA Cup!
My homeopathic advice is
Shitting watery yellow Pesto is a sign your shakras are misaligned. Mix some of your shit with holy water and wd40 then rub it in them eyes jose.
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MYSTIC SMEG!!! Woo ooh! Wooooh! I am mystical!, Wed 12 Jun 2024, 14:47,
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OK, done that, now what?
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THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 12 Jun 2024, 15:03,
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straight on ignore I reckon, save some time
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piss and shit, Wed 12 Jun 2024, 15:08,
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#metoo
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Wed 12 Jun 2024, 15:09,
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CBDand vodka
Dunno about the Euros but it's a game of two halves and at the90 minute end it'll be one team as champions and the others as sick as parrots
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President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 12 Jun 2024, 15:36,
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Hi bou
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Jason Voorhees ๐ช, Wed 12 Jun 2024, 15:41,
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STFU
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 12 Jun 2024, 17:38,
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Haha yeah
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broadsword, Wed 12 Jun 2024, 19:57,
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New thread time
Crappest job you have ever had? Mine was window cleaning. Too hot or cold and it fucks your hands up
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President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 12 Jun 2024, 11:06,
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When I was in my mid teens I single handedly ran the kitchen for the Winchester College boarding house opposite my home on Sundays
the work was shit but it was good experience I suppose - and I would top my pay up by selling a few of them hash after my shifts
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Wed 12 Jun 2024, 11:18,
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f
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THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 12 Jun 2024, 11:56,
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Sounds a good gig
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President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 12 Jun 2024, 12:13,
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Afwas. Airplane food that's left over after a flight can't be reused on another flight so they throw it away on an industrial scale. It's a job I did in Amsterdam, Schiphol airport.
It was a little preview of hell.
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Wed 12 Jun 2024, 11:46,
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- taste
+ skin
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President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 12 Jun 2024, 12:14,
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hmmm?
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Wed 12 Jun 2024, 15:12,
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I w a litl preview of hell skin.
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The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 12 Jun 2024, 15:30,
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Wesley Willizzzzz
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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Pissing out of my arse here, JSYK
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THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 12 Jun 2024, 11:57,
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Just cut down on getting bummed m8
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President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 12 Jun 2024, 12:14,
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Truss me yo, nobody goin NEAR dis ass
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THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 12 Jun 2024, 12:16,
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Ass lol
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President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 12 Jun 2024, 12:39,
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Superdrug when I was 17
just the shittest local branch with the wankiest cunt running it. The only time I ever walked out of a job. I've only been fired once as well.
Being a milkman was pretty tough. 3am start six says a week summer job while at Uni. Great career for alcoholics as it means you're perfectly out of sync with the regular humanity and you're generally finsihed when the pubs open. Still. Got to drive a milk float and deliver to the iconic Heygate Estate in Elephant and Castle.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 12 Jun 2024, 13:21,
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I got to drive a scaffolding wagon when I was 14
That was fun
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President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 12 Jun 2024, 13:31,
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Mixing chocolate
I was only 15 and the boss was a perv. I stayed 2 hours.
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 12 Jun 2024, 14:52,
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Been shittimg for the last hour lol
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THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 12 Jun 2024, 4:33,
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timg hour lifetime
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 12 Jun 2024, 5:45,
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Watery yellow pesto, with an aroma best described as 'slowly fermenting dog food'.
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THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 12 Jun 2024, 8:48,
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I'm no doctor but it sounds like your a shih tzu
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broadsword, Wed 12 Jun 2024, 8:54,
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It's like norovirus but without the vomiting
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THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 12 Jun 2024, 8:57,
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Alaniszzzz
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The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 12 Jun 2024, 9:30,
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shit lol
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Wed 12 Jun 2024, 8:53,
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My piles are giving me grief
getting old does have its downsides.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 12 Jun 2024, 9:13,
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RIP your piles, wiv da angles
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The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 12 Jun 2024, 9:30,
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As the official shit /talk GP I prescribe a nappy
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President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 12 Jun 2024, 9:45,
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It started on Saturday. Didn't poo at all yesterday so thought I was fine and over it.
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THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 12 Jun 2024, 9:54,
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Having man willies up the botbot doesn't help really
Maybe refrain from it?
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President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 12 Jun 2024, 10:13,
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Is norovirus an STD?
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THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 12 Jun 2024, 10:14,
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Why don't you find out?
Now that self-experimenter man, Mosley, is gone, someone should take up the task! I vote you!
Get bummed, for science!
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 12 Jun 2024, 10:30,
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I think the control group would work out pretty quickly
that they weren't in the trial.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 12 Jun 2024, 10:36,
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That's ok, I don't think there would be anything close to a placebo effect anyway...
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 12 Jun 2024, 10:43,
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A double-blind trial would be quite messy
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 12 Jun 2024, 11:06,
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I wouldn't mind being a TV doc tbh
Get paid loads for rambling on about crap
Oh wait I do that here for nowt
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President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 12 Jun 2024, 10:48,
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Oi oi where's my GP cru at?
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 21:58,
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it's piles mate
just get some cream
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piss and shit, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 22:06,
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Clotted? Or whipped?
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 22:09,
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dip your grapey ass in melted cbd balm ok, dip your nuts in too while you're at it, wellness and goodness ok
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 22:37,
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st4ge
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 22:19,
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get fucked four bollocks
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 12 Jun 2024, 1:31,
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It’s a generous allowance by all means
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Wed 12 Jun 2024, 1:54,
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It's because he always has some dude up his pooper.
To the gimp laying down below, it looks like he has 2 ballsacks.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 12 Jun 2024, 10:32,
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just ordered a chinese
only because i don't have dough in the fridge to make a pizza with.
what are you eating tonight?
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 18:05,
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ASS
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sticklebricks, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 18:28,
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Yr nan's ass
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THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 18:28,
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I ain't saying nothing
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piss and shit, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 18:43,
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it's a pretty innocent question
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 18:46,
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alright, pig
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piss and shit, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 19:38,
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if you've done nothing wrong there's no need to run
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 12 Jun 2024, 1:28,
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it's not my actions that are questionable
it's your intentions
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piss and shit, Wed 12 Jun 2024, 6:36,
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alright undercover
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 20:03,
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so sleepy
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 12 Jun 2024, 5:47,
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I'm not eating anything tonight until tonight
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 19:23,
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Bag of Space Raiders and a Freddo
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Dick Wonder โ wโโโy, wโแตฅy wโโdโแตฃ, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 19:24,
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Have a Wagon Wheel with that
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 19:32,
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splodgness aboundzzzz
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piss and shit, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 19:38,
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What did you order him to do?
AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 11 Jun 2024, 20:39,
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"Get down to Suckham"
+ and dine on something with some egg on top
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 20:53,
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I had a large lunch
So I'm not hungry tonight
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 20:55,
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I can not find the bubba lynch lyrics about slabs of human meat mother fucker? Looks like there has been an Internet cleanse
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mongychops, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 21:17,
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is this it?
genius.com/Brotha-lynch-hung-mannibalector-lyrics
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piss and shit, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 21:57,
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๐ฅท๐ป Aww, ya mom is so fat (How fat is she?)
We rode up on her back to get some burgers from Wendy's
And her skates went flat, I got stuck in her butt crack
They thought I was lost but I was caught by the G-strap
Heaven forbid a giant fart would give way
'Cause that would blow me 'round the world in a day
We drove to the drive-in and she didn't have to pay
Because we dressed her up to look just like a Chevrolet
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 22:53,
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your momma's got a glass eye
with a fish in it
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piss and shit, Wed 12 Jun 2024, 6:37,
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... an afro with a chinstrap!!
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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Hi pillock's
How's it going.
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 15:37,
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One of my new dining chairs is faulty
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 15:37,
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Peter Ustinov'szzzz
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 15:39,
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Nobody under 30 years old has seen that
due to the racism. I still think it's very funny though.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 15:53,
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it's brb's favourite film, that's what people are saying
big, strong people, straight out of central casting, with tears in their eyes, they say to me Sir, brb is a massive racist
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 15:54,
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Gob Beldof
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 16:14,
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no real names plz
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 16:24,
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soz mate
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 16:27,
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np
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 16:59,
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Ure welcome
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 19:33,
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no ure welcome
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 12 Jun 2024, 1:29,
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Drinking Yorkshire Tea
it's shite.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 15:44,
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You fucking stupid fucking cunt
Yorkshire tea is da bomb
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( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (โ¥โ) (โฏอโ ใ
โฏอ โ), Tue 11 Jun 2024, 15:46,
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Get fucked it tastes like shit and you're a Yorkshiore tea shill.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 16:05,
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^tesco value teabag fan^
LOL teabag
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Jason Voorhees ๐ช, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 16:09,
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tea ball
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 16:25,
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i used to drink it, too many tannins tho
i drink sainsburys red label these days. i like it.
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 12 Jun 2024, 1:38,
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it must be 10 years since I last had a cup of tea
I blame ((($oro$)))
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 15:53,
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And boy are your arms tired!
hahahahahahaha!
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 17:30,
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It 'wooden' go!
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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All tea tastes the same
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 17:57,
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Is a pillock related to a plonker?
Asking for a mong!
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Jason Voorhees ๐ช, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 15:49,
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yes, Smugsy Malone, both terms are interchangeable
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 15:55,
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SIR I AM NOT A MONEY THIEF
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THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 15:59,
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you fucking are, don't lie m8
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 16:24,
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Am I working on Saturday sir?
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THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 16:30,
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oh man I don't think I told you the followup story
his sister was working for us too, and was working at a market in Chelsea, where one of our other staff works for another firm on Saturdays. She sent me a photo of that prick working in our stall, basically his sister subcontracted her job out to her sacked brother. And she was then (obv) sacked herself.
Keyword: fired
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 16:53,
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how did she smell?
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 17:07,
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I'm guessing she smelled 'a bit like curry'
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THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 18:30,
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i am home and i have more beers than i thought i had so
yay
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 16:07,
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You would say that
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THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 16:16,
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NO I WOULD NOT YOU LYING PLOPSTAIN
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 16:19,
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Oh I think you would.
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THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 16:20,
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spose i already did so it's very hard to argue with you
i'm not a politician
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 16:23,
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yeah you walked right into that one eh
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 16:25,
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in my defence i am on the idiot juice
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 16:28,
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o +a
the juice
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 16:52,
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on the idiot a
uic w
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 16:58,
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bit racist m8
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 17:08,
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I'm pillocking as I type this
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$$ โ
, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 17:00,
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I got a very sad email today,
the American man with the same name as me got turned down for a job at Woodland Park Zoo in Seattle.
Edit:thought I was replying, have a new thread anyway.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 12:49,
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Ah shit, I was hoping to get that
Nevermind, the footy starts soon
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$$ โ
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What is Dr Terry Moore's favourite kind of dog?
A
shih tzu [shit zoo]!
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The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 13:02,
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How can I get an email account?
Apparently all the cool kids have them
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President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 13:17,
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You need to delete your b3ta account first
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THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 13:34,
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+ kill yourself
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 14:21,
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I am now legally dead
And planning on a career as a telly doctor
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President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 14:34,
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You could try your hand at anything
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 14:56,
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Done!!
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President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 14:33,
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I once got a follow-up email for a meeting I'd apparently had regarding my farmland in Australia
I plan to retire there, I'll turn up clutching a printout of the email, they'll legally have to give me the farm then, probably
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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it'll be overrun by camels, you know who to call
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The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 14:16,
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Camelbusters!
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 14:25,
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bust knobb
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 11 Jun 2024, 20:38,
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ok but it sounds like i've wasted a lot of money and heartache on kangaroo judo
kangarudo
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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kangarudo, maybe yours will kick your face off
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The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 14:27,
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haha i just edited and here you were when the page refreshed. Fuck you hedgy.
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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Seriously though, have you ever seen one up close in real life?
Those fuckers are
ripped.
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The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 14:41,
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yeah they're in the list of animals that are much more disturbing up close, see also raccoons, most monkeys
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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kangaroo dilbaro
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THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 15:29,
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Badir Al-Wallabi
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The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 15:33,
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Kangaroo Josh
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THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 15:36,
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Kangaroo Judo
Nibbles the rice in the church
Where the wedding has been lives in a dream
Jumps through the window
Wearing the face that it keeps in
A jar by the door who is it for?
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 14:30,
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arseboon dilbaro
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 14:53,
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This Morning with Kangaroo Judo
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The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 15:23,
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Morning all
My ear pain is gone but now I have neck pain. Hopefully I can progressively shift it downwards until it dissipates harmlessly into the ground at my feet.
Had a look through what I missed. Is BRB now doing a phone service then? 30p a minute to tell you how racist and awful you are then start rambling about tadpoles?
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Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 10:37,
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Whilst swinging his knob around
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 10:41,
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something about you being a pain in the neck
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piss and shit, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 10:42,
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Alright ocsp you weirdo
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THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 11:07,
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Alright beeps.
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Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 11:14,
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Hi
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THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 11:16,
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Not yet but I'm working on it.
Oh, a ha ha ha. How very droll.
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Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 11:18,
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I'd like an E please Bob!!
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THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 11:35,
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I'm listening to a '91-2 hardcore mix RIGHT NOW
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 12:16,
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3 spliffs I bring from Jah
Sensi sensi sensi
I am looking for a reggae lp about Xmas tracks any ideas anyone? The other track I can recall is the someone choir
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President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 12:29,
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gaz mongy
he knows about that sort of stuff
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piss and shit, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 12:36,
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not a fucking clue m8 soz
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 12:39,
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Three Little Wise Men - Bob Marley and the Wailers
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The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 13:27,
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Myrrhder She Wrote - Chaka Demus and Pliers
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The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 13:28,
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Under Mi Frankincensi - Barrington Levi
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The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 13:28,
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Fucking hell, apparently this exists
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgYky61d_2Q
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The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 13:34,
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I can't stand that stuff
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THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 12:32,
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you had to be there I guess
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 12:36,
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dozer was too old for it
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piss and shit, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 12:37,
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Er, too YOUNG for it ACTUALLY
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THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 13:34,
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Call Twatchat!
0891
50! 50! 50!
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Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 11:13,
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Fuck me
This place hasn't changed much since I last looked in.
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C, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 8:22,
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Fuck
That's a lot of candles
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 8:34,
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Yes it is
I'm sure you used to only get the one, but maybe I'm mis-remembering due to my old age and senility...
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C, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 8:38,
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yeah it was always 1 for the first few years
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piss and shit, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 8:40,
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so you're saying that this place has changed since C last looked in
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The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 9:24,
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The people are all still fucking stupid fucking cunts
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 9:37,
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Bit rude Mr H
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President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 9:47,
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Not nearly rude enough
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 10:04,
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imcremental change can be hard to judge
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piss and shit, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 9:42,
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we must be on b3ta v. 397.416.6 by now, might gaz cr3 for confirmation
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The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 9:51,
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Fuck
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 8:58,
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Bollocks
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 10:05,
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Shitballs
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broadsword, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 12:05,
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well thanks for stopping by
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piss and shit, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 11:01,
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morning
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piss and shit, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 7:12,
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Morning
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 8:03,
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I ended up spending an upsetting amount of money yesterday
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piss and shit, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 8:15,
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I find spending money quite pleasant
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 8:19,
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Same here but I can go a bit ott sometimes
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President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 8:22,
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I can't afford to
So I save for the occasional splurge
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 8:35,
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it's the affordy bit that I'm struggling with
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piss and shit, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 8:40,
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That's literally the only good thing about being poor
You learn to budget and save out of necessity
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 8:46,
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When I was a student it was beans on toast and cheap noodles
We are not rich but it is good to splash out now and then
It makes life worth the effort of getting out of bed a pleasure and not a pain in.the ass
Lol ass
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President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 9:03,
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Exactly
I've saved for 2 years to pay for a holiday, which is now paid in full. Now saving for the twins' birthday day out next month
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 9:10,
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Hope your holiday is a good one
Crack a bottle for me :)
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President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 9:46,
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Ta
Not going till September, school holidays prices are ridiculous. I'm going on the 6th, so all the little shits should be back in school
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 10:54,
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Crack whores don't come cheap these days
Hth
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President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 8:20,
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morning
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THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 6:40,
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Go away
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President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 8:20,
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Tosser, go away
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THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 9:36,
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