the finest snot you ever wanna eat(
MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 19 Feb 2026, 20:08,
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the worst mistake they ever made was educating '3ta(
MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 19 Feb 2026, 20:21,
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Sweaty nonce is being questionedwho would you bang up?
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 19 Feb 2026, 10:51,
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I mean, they COULD be one and the same(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 19 Feb 2026, 14:36,
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A Boolean is a fundamental data type in computing representing logical values: True (1) or False (0)(
mofaha ā( Ė_Ė)ā Ź
(Ģā”ā)Ź, Thu 19 Feb 2026, 16:00,
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^tripping his nutsack into a frenzy of dik play(
mofaha ā( Ė_Ė)ā Ź
(Ģā”ā)Ź, Thu 19 Feb 2026, 12:38,
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The Beatles less sucesssfulzzzzzz(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 19 Feb 2026, 14:37,
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I GOT BLISTERS ON MY PENIS(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 19 Feb 2026, 14:39,
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The Long And Winding Chode(
mofaha ā( Ė_Ė)ā Ź
(Ģā”ā)Ź, Thu 19 Feb 2026, 16:23,
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$$ ā
, Thu 19 Feb 2026, 16:47,
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Everybody's Got Something To Hide Except For Me and My Massive Floppy Cock(
Two Hats š©š©, Thu 19 Feb 2026, 18:27,
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I'd prefer to launch them into the sun (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 19 Feb 2026, 14:24,
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Phwoaaar, page 3 stunnaaaaahhhhs!(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 19 Feb 2026, 14:37,
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I'm in Loughborough. What a shit hole. Lucky they have a university or the place would be condemned. Might go thors hole now (
mongychops, Thu 19 Feb 2026, 7:01,
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Is that round the back from Thor's Cave?(
Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 19 Feb 2026, 7:18,
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it is pretty bleakmy ex came from there so we visited family regularly
the best that can be said is that if you like walks there are a lot of green spaces
(, Thu 19 Feb 2026, 8:07, archived)
If I go north of London I won't stop until the Lake District(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 19 Feb 2026, 9:00,
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Hellowe went to the opera last night. It was Russian and very grim. They don't do much in the way of upbeat, jolly stories do they?
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 19 Feb 2026, 9:01,
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I fucking hate menopause I have no control of my emotions, I can be happy one minute and want to kill you the next. I prescribe myself retail therapy I'm going shopping tomorrow.
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 18 Feb 2026, 23:06,
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You're not allowed to prescribe for yourself, the GMC will have you for that.Just drink some horse piss instead, it's full of natural oestrogen. Make sure it's a pregnant lady horse though.
You're welcome.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 18 Feb 2026, 23:26,
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Have you tried being a bloke instead?(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 19 Feb 2026, 7:34,
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Tbh, it'd be a lot easier (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 19 Feb 2026, 8:32,
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You would have to put up with womenopause though.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 19 Feb 2026, 8:59,
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Men are famed for being in total control of their emotionsif you don't count anger as an emotion of course.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 19 Feb 2026, 8:59,
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YEAH WELL I FUCKING DON'T COUNT IT, OKAY?(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 19 Feb 2026, 9:00,
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I used to work with this idiot who was always going on about how emotional his partner wasthen would tell me about his road rage incidents like he was in the right and not completely acting at the whims of his uncontrolled emotions.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 19 Feb 2026, 9:02,
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ANTIPODEAN COCKWIPEJust got ketchup on my crisp new t shirt whilst eating a meat pie at 7:30am :(
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Queef Smegwin U r a šš, Wed 18 Feb 2026, 20:29,
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YepI've got it clean with washing up liquid. Phew.
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Queef Smegwin U r a šš, Wed 18 Feb 2026, 21:04,
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They have these weird blister packs of sauce, when you squeeze them they burst open.Who knew? Not me
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Queef Smegwin U r a šš, Wed 18 Feb 2026, 21:45,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=97RcB_vSvbc
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mofaha ā( Ė_Ė)ā Ź
(Ģā”ā)Ź, Wed 18 Feb 2026, 14:32,
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I'm getting the hose again iykwimeh? eh? Anyway, I hope he rests in rip.
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mofaha ā( Ė_Ė)ā Ź
(Ģā”ā)Ź, Wed 18 Feb 2026, 14:55,
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Simply DEAD/leaving this here for when Hucknall carks, probably posted it before but just making sure
(, Wed 18 Feb 2026, 18:52, archived)
Something Got Me Finished(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 18 Feb 2026, 19:44,
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I guess there was an inevitability to this.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 18 Feb 2026, 13:28,
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Im in endless Teams meetingsthey are boring. People drone on and on. I need to download a log IYKWIM
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 18 Feb 2026, 14:44,
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Desk! Eye contact! Three-coiler! Dominance!(
mofaha ā( Ė_Ė)ā Ź
(Ģā”ā)Ź, Wed 18 Feb 2026, 14:53,
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Camera pointing up for a mister-whippy's cone POV(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 18 Feb 2026, 14:56,
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We just need to choose the right music for this and it's going to be a tiktok sensationMr. Whippy Desktop Challenge
#conePOV
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mofaha ā( Ė_Ė)ā Ź
(Ģā”ā)Ź, Wed 18 Feb 2026, 15:08,
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Curl from Arse(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 18 Feb 2026, 20:08,
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Curl for scats(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 18 Feb 2026, 20:05,
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Worrying Shites(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 18 Feb 2026, 20:07,
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Shitty Bumgust(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 18 Feb 2026, 20:07,
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Shite Rectum (by the Pootones)(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 18 Feb 2026, 20:09,
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Poo spin me round(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 18 Feb 2026, 20:11,
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Mr E's Beautiful Poos(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 18 Feb 2026, 20:14,
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Feel good shit of the bumhole(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 18 Feb 2026, 20:15,
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Shittin' for Tiktok on a desk(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 18 Feb 2026, 20:20,
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Morning (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 18 Feb 2026, 7:56,
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Danny Elfman - neither Elf nor Man(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 18 Feb 2026, 8:50,
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Charlie Drake wasn't a duck or cocaine(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 18 Feb 2026, 8:57,
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Kid Rock is neither kid nor rock (
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 18 Feb 2026, 9:00,
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Don't be scared, it's all right- it's gone away now
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 19:52,
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It's been solved, thankfully. (
mofaha ā( Ė_Ė)ā Ź
(Ģā”ā)Ź, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 19:54,
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She was a very attractive sheep (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 20:00,
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Blocked by almost everyone?(
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 19:59,
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Not bad taDon't think I know you - I hope you aren't spanishfly or bou
(, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 19:44, archived)
Every bullet, apparently Jk
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 19:59,
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Krs one and Marley ended up working together. Fuck knows (
mongychops, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 20:52,
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The Bridge Wars always seemed to me to be manufactured beefKRS was just trying to establish his name
Great series of tunes though
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Queef Smegwin U r a šš, Wed 18 Feb 2026, 0:06,
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you probably missed me. a lot.(
MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 20:56,
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We all do when you're not here (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 22:22,
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I said GEOSTORM(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 18 Feb 2026, 0:25,
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Lionel Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo on the blower?! NICE!
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$$ ā
, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 15:19,
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update: the goats have been removed and the fence temporarily repaired(, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 16:19, archived)
Thank you for the update, we were all terribly worried(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 16:44,
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Hitting the town to celebrate Alejandro Jodorowsky's birthday (
$$ ā
, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 14:20,
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Your username is 'piss', not sure you're in a strong position to say any other poster is not OK(, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 14:41, archived)
I don't think any of us have been ok since we found out we're all baldmonkey :((
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 16:41,
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And what if I'm not?I am, of course, alright. But theoretically, what would you do if I weren't?
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 14:31,
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Thanks, that's good motivation to stay alright indefinitely.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 14:45,
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Bummed into wellness(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 15:41,
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A SCUDDLEMaybe YOURS will get you arrested
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 16:42,
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I'm annoyed that this will get buriedso I'm linking it here so you can all congratulate me for being very funny AND very clever.
b3ta.com/talk/8467935
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 15:31,
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says you(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 16:04,
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In my experience there's no such thing as jokes.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 16:15,
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Do you think McBeef's plane has been forced to divert yet?(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 16:29,
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It'll be MH370 all over again. They'd rather pluge into the Indian Ocean than have to deal with that smell(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 16:43,
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Pluge, Pluge, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble, Grubb(
Cheers Cheers, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 17:02,
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0639 morning wine- it's going to be a long day
(
Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 6:39,
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and yet nothing will get done(
Sn0tters šÆš“š§š§š®šŖ, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 13:56,
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Now there's a name I haven't heard in a long time./ac
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 17 Feb 2026, 7:57,
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En route to Heathrow The next 24hrs will be fucking awful
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Queef Smegwin U r a šš, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 7:09,
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Safe travels m8Try not to shit yourself on the plane
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Cheers Cheers, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 7:13,
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also try not to plane yourself on the shit(
MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 7:14,
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I'm planning on a full English and a couple of pints shortlyDeffo pants-shitting material
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Queef Smegwin U r a šš, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 7:25,
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Watch some films.I saw Inheritance with Rhys Ifans on the way to Bali, good chase scenes
(, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 7:21, archived)
I've downloaded several films and seriesAlso Cathay Pacific apparently has 14 Jackie Chan films available. Hopefully not that abomination of Around the World in 80 Days with Steve Coogan. What a disgrace that was
(
Queef Smegwin U r a šš, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 7:24,
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Also Cathay Pacific apparently has 14 Jackie Chan films available. Hopefully not that abomination of Around the World in 80 Days with Steve Coogan.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 8:01, archived)
I'm marketing my pork as I type this(
Queef Smegwin U r a šš, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 8:36,
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Christ, now I've got a mental image of Liz Truss doing an OnlyFans saying "I'm opening up my pork markets"(, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 8:43, archived)
She can import two thirds of my cheese.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 8:47,
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"MMMMNEURRGH I AM A TORY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY COUNTRY'S CREDIT RATING FROM THE INTERNATIONAL MARKETS"(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 17 Feb 2026, 9:14,
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"Pork markets". "I will outlast that lettuce".(
mofaha ā( Ė_Ė)ā Ź
(Ģā”ā)Ź, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 13:01,
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12h40 to Hong Kong 1.5hrs there
9h to Sydney
So my wife says anyway
I don't have anyone in front of me for the first leg thank fuck. I'm a lanky bugger so this is great news
(
Queef Smegwin U r a šš, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 9:50,
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That is a result. Shame you couldn't stop in Thailand for a couple of days. Legal weed (
mongychops, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 10:09,
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Clog the shitter (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 12:27,
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Less famous single from The Clash(
Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 14:01,
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What about your other leg? It looked as long as the first one, at least that one time I met you a few years back.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 17 Feb 2026, 18:15,
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Morning (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 9:13,
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Jesse Jackgone(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 9:54,
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if they all are, do you think we still need to mention it(
mofaha ā( Ė_Ė)ā Ź
(Ģā”ā)Ź, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 11:42,
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they should be clearly labeled as such then, AM by NATO, not hard is itit makes you wonder what else they're up to
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mofaha ā( Ė_Ė)ā Ź
(Ģā”ā)Ź, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 13:06,
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It's time for we neurotypicals to TAKE BACK CONTROLafternoon to all members of our rainbow community of neurodiversity, I mean
(, Mon 16 Feb 2026, 12:55, archived)
There is somebody really neurodivergent on the board, is it OK to be rude to them?(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 16 Feb 2026, 13:10,
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Only if they're really tiresome about it.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 16 Feb 2026, 14:34,
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if you can't handle me at my neurospiciest you don't deserve me at my niceyist.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 16 Feb 2026, 16:55,
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In that case, How do I close and delete my B3ta account?(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 16 Feb 2026, 15:53,
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Please keep your anti-divergence hate speech to yourself.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 16 Feb 2026, 17:05,
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Wizard's Robe put me on ignore guys. People don't even recognize real compassion :((
mofaha ā( Ė_Ė)ā Ź
(Ģā”ā)Ź, Mon 16 Feb 2026, 22:28,
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I'd rather you weren't - but i do come here to learn more about your mysterious "normal" ways, which certainly seem to include bullying each other.
Teach me to be normal, o wise b3tards!
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 16 Feb 2026, 18:49,
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Go to /links, you will feel extremely normal there.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 16 Feb 2026, 18:54,
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You seem determined to miss the point that none of us are normal.It has to be a deliberate choice on your part by this stage, I don't think you're that dense.
(, Mon 16 Feb 2026, 18:57, archived)
I've never understood banter- when I try to join in, I seem to always get it wrong in some way that no-one will explain.
So I'm being totally genuine right now: I come here to try to watch how it's done, and join in without the risk of anyone actually hitting me.
(
Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 16 Feb 2026, 19:02,
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Have you tried calling Spanishfly a paedo?(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 16 Feb 2026, 19:05,
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try a different forum with normal people on itmaybe one which aligns with your hobbies and interests
this is a place for broken idiots to endlessly repeat in jokes and insults to no purpose and trying to study it is pointless.
Also, you're annoying and I hate you.
(, Mon 16 Feb 2026, 19:08, archived)
I’m usually just nice to people and then make shit jokes and I seem to fit in well enough.Or at least if everyone hates me they generally stay quiet enough about it that I donāt notice.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 16 Feb 2026, 19:27,
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The bantz has gone downhill here ever since GFB disappeared**topped himself
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Cheers Cheers, Mon 16 Feb 2026, 20:53,
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The biggest mistake anyone on here can make is taking oneself too seriously (
Cheers Cheers, Mon 16 Feb 2026, 20:58,
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I loathe the word 'banter', and anyone who describes their discourse as such.Surest sign that you're dealing with a sociopathic cunt is when someone handwaves being a vile person by saying "it's just banter".
(, Mon 16 Feb 2026, 21:59, archived)
That Adolf Hitler, he loved a bit of banter, he did.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 17 Feb 2026, 8:03,
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Liked handwaving too.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 17 Feb 2026, 14:19,
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I do, although he might be one of those idiot savants who's really good at maths or can name every pokemon or something.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 16 Feb 2026, 19:04,
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TURTLE POWER!(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 16 Feb 2026, 14:27,
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Afternoon (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 16 Feb 2026, 14:16,
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Robert Duvalhalla(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 16 Feb 2026, 18:21,
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Made a film with Ally McCoist, no wonder he gave up after that, there's no topping that(, Mon 16 Feb 2026, 18:28, archived)
come on lads up and at itdo some squats do some lunges
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 16 Feb 2026, 6:57,
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Will doIf āsquatsā is some new slang for midgets I havenāt heard before.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 16 Feb 2026, 8:31,
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what even is typical anyway?(
Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 16 Feb 2026, 10:03,
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when the term 'neurotypical' was coinedit was to make the point that such people do not exist
(, Mon 16 Feb 2026, 10:10, archived)
I prefer the term neuroagreeable(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 16 Feb 2026, 11:38,
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I preferred it in the old days when everyone just shouted "Norm!" when you entered a room.(, Mon 16 Feb 2026, 11:55, archived)
Morning (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 16 Feb 2026, 8:42,
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Hello Last week's cake was so popular, I'm making another one
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 15 Feb 2026, 13:59,
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I'm off out for Vietnamese in a bitIf this prick of a plumber ever finishes changing the tap in the bathroom and resealing the tub. He's been here since fucking 11:30
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Queef Smegwin U r a šš, Sun 15 Feb 2026, 14:20,
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At fucking lastI'm thinking summer rolls, grilled goat, bun bo hue, chilli squid. Get the fuck in
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Queef Smegwin U r a šš, Sun 15 Feb 2026, 15:03,
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I could just go for some chilli squid (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 15 Feb 2026, 20:42,
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Lol (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 15 Feb 2026, 22:39,
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A forum I used to visit occasionally was taken over by proxies for a nation state with vested cultural interests.No I don't mean b3ta, why would you say that.
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mofaha ā( Ė_Ė)ā Ź
(Ģā”ā)Ź, Sun 15 Feb 2026, 16:47,
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Can't you just make a weak joke about vests? It's what i was after. (
mofaha ā( Ė_Ė)ā Ź
(Ģā”ā)Ź, Sun 15 Feb 2026, 18:15,
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What did the policeman say to his belly?You are under a vest!!!
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No he didn't Don't be a wankstain yer whole life
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Queef Smegwin U r a šš, Sun 15 Feb 2026, 19:06,
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ā©āāØā¶ ā£źā±¤źā±® €√ź¬²į¹(
mofaha ā( Ė_Ė)ā Ź
(Ģā”ā)Ź, Sun 15 Feb 2026, 22:10,
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Good news.Ncis is on the telly 24x7 somewhere in the world.
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Octo I ruin everything., Sun 15 Feb 2026, 18:50,
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Don't worry, I've poked my eyes out!(
mofaha ā( Ė_Ė)ā Ź
(Ģā”ā)Ź, Sun 15 Feb 2026, 22:10,
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morning Day 6850 of Trying to Understand the Neurotypicals:
Losing hope. They're like a lot of random number generators driving meat puppets.
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 15 Feb 2026, 7:10,
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Oh God no, treacle pie. The Mongdaddy is perfectly normal. Hoopla-Hoopla, come and play the hoopla! Whistle. Flute. Hairy Biscuit(, Sun 15 Feb 2026, 9:20, archived)
alright Noel Fielding, you colossal, colossal prick(
Cheers Cheers, Sun 15 Feb 2026, 9:47,
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*takes more notes*I'm not sure if any of this is helping, but it's data
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 15 Feb 2026, 9:52,
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Morning! Look what the fortune cookie that came with my won-ton soup said:"You're not really significantly different than most other people, you're just in love with the idea that you're in some way special.
Ironically, that conviction makes you feel even more isolated, so your 'diagnosis' is of dubious benefit to you.
Your lucky numbers are 1, 23, 42, 56"
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mofaha ā( Ė_Ė)ā Ź
(Ģā”ā)Ź, Sun 15 Feb 2026, 14:33,
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you keep using that wordI do not think it means what you think it means
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Bollocks indeed Had a date tonight, he turned out to be a colossal prick. Don't let your friends set you up on blind dates.
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 14 Feb 2026, 22:06,
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Diemon HarrisNot expecting most to know :(((((
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Queef Smegwin U r a šš, Sat 14 Feb 2026, 19:43,
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Yeah I saw that in the Greenfield Recorder earlier. Here.
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mofaha ā( Ė_Ė)ā Ź
(Ģā”ā)Ź, Sat 14 Feb 2026, 19:51,
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Damon "Harry" Harris was the controlling adoptive father of Chloe Harris who previously embarked on a relationship with Chas Dingle to get revenge on her half-brother, Caleb Miligan.
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Otis Robert "Damon" Harris Jr. was an American soul and R&B singer, most notable as a member of The Temptations from 1971 to 1975
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"my name is Damon Harris and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didn't like it."(
Cheers Cheers, Sat 14 Feb 2026, 20:08,
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Fuck you, Smegg Wallace, fuck you (
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 14 Feb 2026, 16:11,
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Harlan Ellison's less dramatic sequel(
Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 14 Feb 2026, 18:39,
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WHY?IS SOMETHING BOTHERING YOU?
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 14 Feb 2026, 22:29,
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alright, lost my favorite soup recipe here, this has pretty much ruined dinner tbh(
mofaha ā( Ė_Ė)ā Ź
(Ģā”ā)Ź, Sat 14 Feb 2026, 19:11,
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Oh no it's ok, I found it!(
mofaha ā( Ė_Ė)ā Ź
(Ģā”ā)Ź, Sat 14 Feb 2026, 19:11,
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shit into your hat and put it on you rancid poo pilotps happy valentine's day
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 14 Feb 2026, 7:13,
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Buy more stock in rosesMillionaires will always woo
Don't be shocked if roses
Make a millionaire of you
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Cheers Cheers, Sat 14 Feb 2026, 7:49,
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Must be because the gas lads are outside with a tarmac whacker. That's me up (
mongychops, Sat 14 Feb 2026, 8:10,
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Fuck’s sake, does it have to be?Already?
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 14 Feb 2026, 8:15,
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Museum then dim sum with our Nepalese palsGet in
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Queef Smegwin U r a šš, Sat 14 Feb 2026, 8:24,
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(An hilarious 'Nepalese/nipples' pun, I believe, m'lud.)(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 14 Feb 2026, 11:35,
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Tie me kangaroo down, sportTie me kangaroo down
No offence
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Queef Smegwin U r a šš, Sat 14 Feb 2026, 8:31,
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SydneyI'm only really interested in Melbourne tbh, next time
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Queef Smegwin U r a šš, Sat 14 Feb 2026, 9:37,
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Couldn’t you save time and just go to Melbourne this time?(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 14 Feb 2026, 9:39,
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You'd think so rightBut apparently not showing up to my mother in law's funeral would be perceived as poor form
So much for their 'relaxed attitude', pricks
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Queef Smegwin U r a šš, Sat 14 Feb 2026, 10:05,
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Just tell the family that she always wanted to be buried in Melbourne but you’ve only just remembered.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 14 Feb 2026, 10:18,
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It's only a small place, can probably jump on a hopper bus Sydney to Melbourne (
mongychops, Sat 14 Feb 2026, 10:30,
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My favourite Valentine's Day message is from 2013:Roses are red
Violets are glorious
Never sneak up
On Oscar Pistorius
/repost
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George Went Dick ButkusNames I've known and loved
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mofaha ā( Ė_Ė)ā Ź
(Ģā”ā)Ź, Sat 14 Feb 2026, 0:45,
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Aardvark’s naughty bits*gestures*
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 13 Feb 2026, 20:54,
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the temp in my house is 19 degrees and it's 2 degrees outsidei don't get it because the heating hasn't been switched on for 2 days.
i think something might be on fire
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 13 Feb 2026, 21:28,
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What about Shakira law?Sort of a cross between Shahin law and a Karen?
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 13 Feb 2026, 21:01,
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Finally,Something we can all get behind
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Octo I ruin everything., Fri 13 Feb 2026, 21:14,
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Your sweaty-palmed incel persona wore out its welcome when you started it,unless this is actually who you are in which case you should kill yourself.
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17:57?Bit premature, weren't you?
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 13 Feb 2026, 18:04,
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Can you take anything for that?Asking for a friend
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 13 Feb 2026, 18:27,
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Wouldn't that increase one's lightness of trigger?Never tried it, see
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 13 Feb 2026, 19:07,
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Had to collect my daughter's prescription from the pharmacy next door to my surgery today.Got to stand in the queue listening to the pharmacy technician loudly tell multiple patients that the GP's advice was wrong and they should go back to the surgery and demand the correct treatment as pronounced by said pharmacy technician.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 13 Feb 2026, 20:14,
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i was diagnosed with Bum's Disease a while backi got botter
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MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 13 Feb 2026, 21:16,
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50mg every 50 minutes, got it(
mofaha ā( Ė_Ė)ā Ź
(Ģā”ā)Ź, Sat 14 Feb 2026, 0:39,
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50 oral tablets 50 anal tablets, got it(
MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 14 Feb 2026, 3:58,
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or was that 50 anal tablets 50 oral tablets(
MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 14 Feb 2026, 7:15,
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<s>TIM</s> PISS(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 13 Feb 2026, 20:15,
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It's pronounced Kernow you racist(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 13 Feb 2026, 20:15,
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 13 Feb 2026, 21:08,
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Honour *this* m8*points at ballsack*
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Queef Smegwin U r a šš, Fri 13 Feb 2026, 20:22,
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