This programme is sickening me now,
these people are fucking twats.

/exploding with righteous indignation
( Malchick, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 22:16, archived)

I agree
Kosher is the only decent way foward
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 22:17, archived)

What's wrong?
/not watching
( Comma, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 22:18, archived)

Blatant, horrible and ignorant racism
and political apathy. This latter one is less of an issue.
The only one who seems decent is the one I was laughing at earlier.
( Malchick, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 22:19, archived)

I thought it was a programme about meat.

( Comma, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 22:21, archived)

It is,
but they're really getting in depth on the people who work there. They are, for the majority, a bunch of stupid nobbers. There are 1 or 2 stupid but essentially nice people.
( Malchick, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 22:23, archived)

Well thank fuck
they're just killing animals and not doing more important jobs like being nurses or policemen or looking after children.
( Comma, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 22:24, archived)

Indeed.

( Malchick, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 22:25, archived)

but they might start only killing the black cows
or giving the white sheep preferential treatment.
(Brad Dice, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 22:27, archived)

Pfft.

( Malchick, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 22:28, archived)

nooooo,
black cows = chocolate milk
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 22:28, archived)

really?
well you learn something new every day.
(Brad Dice, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 22:29, archived)

www.ayliff.freeserve.co.uk/sarah/chocolatemilk.jpg
( Comma, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 22:30, archived)

huzzoo fur choklit!

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 22:31, archived)

what were you expecting?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 22:25, archived)

I don't know,
but I'm shocked at hearing some of this.
( Malchick, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 22:27, archived)

^This.
There was a program about rail workers, and suprise suprise some were racists and criminals. Well fuck me sideways.
( Druid, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 22:27, archived)

relax
and have some meatfood
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 22:19, archived)

what one
/watching Boston legal
ohhhhhh James Spader
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 22:22, archived)

For those that missed it earlier in the year
BBC4: 10pm

Quatermass Eperiment. Wonderfull brit sci-fi done live. Obviously this is a recording of the live event but it's brilliant non the less!
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:59, archived)

I don't have a bbc button that goes up to four

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 22:00, archived)

Peasant.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 22:02, archived)

yes, very pleasant,
less choice for my head
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 22:04, archived)

Is there anything else decent on tonight?

/Cant be arsed to look
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 22:01, archived)

www.tvtv.co.uk

Once you have it set up it rocks all of.
You can make custom macros, like I go to the homepage and click my south park macro link and it shows me all the times South Park is on the following weekend.


But not really tonight, there's a 24 repeat on Sky Onc.
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 22:06, archived)

Will give it a go:)
Ta matey
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 22:08, archived)

Does it make TV not shit?

( Druid, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 22:08, archived)

Yes via
the optional emmigration™ add-in
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 22:18, archived)

We supposedly have some of the best tv in the world.

( Randomgazz, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 22:21, archived)

I'm just feeling quite ill watching that slaughter house thingy...
the blokes that work in that Manchester one are thicker than the thickest pig shit...
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 22:01, archived)

The Jews have got it totally right on this

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 22:03, archived)

Yes they have
that other one was full of spackers. That's nearly Mongychps' perfect butchers 'Meat with an extra chromosome'....
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 22:04, archived)

I mean honestly
As a country boy i dont give a second thought to animal slaughter, unless its been done by cunts
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 22:06, archived)

Absolutely.
Anyway Die Hard 2 is on ITV2 so i'm going to watch that.

Cheerio
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 22:07, archived)

yay!
hasnt it got that new dr who in it!
( Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 22:02, archived)

I taped it when it was on before
and I'm going to bed cos I feel lousy again. ni ni folks
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 22:05, archived)

Goodnight, gorgeousface.
I hope you feel better in the morning.
( Comma, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 22:08, archived)

what a bright sunset!
www.izzyviper.org/040705sunset01.jpg
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:51, archived)

MY RETINAS!

( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:53, archived)

I've just had a nice one as well!
Lovely!
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:53, archived)

that...
or camera facing directly into the sun...
( sudo is bored, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:53, archived)

This

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:54, archived)

well yes
but it was the brightness of the sun reflecting off the white walls of my kitchen that made me go and look. it's not so bright now.

[edit] www.izzyviper.org/040705sunset02.jpg
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:55, archived)

Beautiful! No sunset here,
I can't see it from my window anyway
( Druid, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 22:05, archived)

or someones got one of those bastard bright security lights

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:57, archived)

It's raining here, so there's been no real sun since about 6

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:54, archived)

I took some
nice cloud pictures earlier.
www.flickr.com/photos/sprinkles/
I'm in competition with a friend.
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:56, archived)

nice
thought the clouds near me were behaving strangely earlier...

post storm clouds
( sudo is bored, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 22:06, archived)

That is just the fire started to cleanse the city of the capitalist scum.

( Randomgazz, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:59, archived)

it's all cloudy and gloomy here
/gracielou
( Mystery_Bob, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 22:04, archived)

what the fucking shit is this Steam crap?
I downloaded a massive file that takes up 3 gig on my pc and THEN have to download the game?

FUCK NO
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:47, archived)

haha

i thought steam was kinda gay.

means that if you are blessed with a 56k dial up line then you aren't going to play a shop bought copy of HL2 for a couple of days while it unlocks the game files!
( sudo is bored, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:52, archived)

it's like water, but not

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:53, archived)

I think I'm the only person
in the world that likes it. Once you've done the stupid 2 hours downloading, it's great.
( Druid, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:53, archived)

it's a shit idea,
having to be on the internet, even to play single player.
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:56, archived)

It works absolutely fine with me, I like it.
I'm not saying it's a good idea.
( Druid, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:57, archived)

good, I don't have it,
so can't really talk about it
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:59, archived)

*zips up mouth*
/Geoffrey
( Druid, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 22:03, archived)

i like it

( The Incredible... accident free since, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 22:19, archived)

Programme about how meat makes it to our plates on BBC2 now
These sort of programmes should put me off, but it's like after I read Fast Food Nation, I just wanted a Whopper with cheese
( Hankster, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:32, archived)

I'm definitely
not watching that
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:33, archived)

As long as it tastes good im in
I mean think about it, if you thought about mimsy too much you wouldnt munch that...
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:33, archived)

Why did my friends laugh at me when I called it a mimsy?
It's not FAIR!

*stamps foot*
(Elfroid How Long Have We Had These?, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:42, archived)

I got laughed at for calling it a Chotch

( Hankster, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:47, archived)

I normally agree
but 'super size me' has put me of McD's for life.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:34, archived)

Actually the first five minutes has put me off bacons


Maybe.



Hmm, bacon

Nope.
( Hankster, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:36, archived)

I only have
the quorn fillet thing at McDs and that's low fat. I go a few times a year, if that
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:36, archived)

If you didn't realise fast food was bad before, you're a spack.
Thus I have neither seen the movie, read the book nor visited a fast food joint in the last 14 months.
( Malchick, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:39, archived)

then you're clearly missing out

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:40, archived)

That film was rubbish
Healthy eating guy eats nothing but junk food for a month, and gets ill....

Did he even have to test that theory?

I equate it to making a film about how smoking is bad for you, finding a non-smoker, and getting them to smoke 40 a day for a month.
(Naughty Tortoise, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:54, archived)

The extent of the damage was quite shocking,
as were the statistics of how many people are eating this food on a regular basis.
( Comma, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:56, archived)

In my view,
mass-murder of cows is no worse than digging up hundreds of potatoes with big fuck-off machinery.
( Comma, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:37, archived)

You are the best person in Banbury:)

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:41, archived)

That's not difficult, really.

( Comma, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:42, archived)

I like the chap who said
"Sometimes you pull a pigs arsehole through and you get a handfull of spunk."
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:45, archived)

you've never heard a potato scream for mercy

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:46, archived)

i doubt pigs
have a concept of mercy
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:48, archived)

They've certainly never shown
me any.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:49, archived)

no, they're evil,
fig 2.1
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:51, archived)

I reckon I've seen enough
to be able to slaughter a tiddler like that.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:52, archived)

That's a pig?
Fucking hell, Giles!
( Bob Todd whee, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:56, archived)

My dad was a butcher
I don't care, it tastes damn good
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:37, archived)

Your dad is a god imho
Butchers are gods amongst men
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:38, archived)

I was a butcher for five years
and my brother had his own shop in Abbott Road
( Hankster, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:40, archived)

*shudder*

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:41, archived)

You are Loki of the butchering world
AICMFP
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:41, archived)

Hankster isn't enough of a Trickster to be Loki

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:49, archived)

Its one of the things i want to do with my life

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:42, archived)

If you get pigs eyes and throw them at a tiled wall
they crawl down slowly like those sticky octopus kids toys.

And making false ears from pigs ears and a coat hanger is great fun
( Hankster, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:44, archived)

You need to get a bit jollier first,
and this guy on now has me in stitches.

"If you can cope with the mess of the blood and the guts and the faeces, it's not that bad really."
( Malchick, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:44, archived)

As an ex archaeologist ive seen death
And its really a non issue
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:46, archived)

yes
but have you smelt it?
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:47, archived)

aye but
archaeology isn't fresh death
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:47, archived)

And have you ever seen a pile of 50plus skeletons
With babies still in the mother?
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:48, archived)

All the time

( Hankster, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:50, archived)

Yes I nipped down to my basement
only this morning
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:50, archived)

yes but them are bones
and it's sad, but they're just bones.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:50, archived)

You want to belittle a tiny fetal skeleton
Sitting between the hips of its mother
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:51, archived)

belittle fellate
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:56, archived)

I did archaeology at uni
so yes, plus skeletons with hideous injuries from death in battle and the like
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:52, archived)

And where was this?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:53, archived)

it's an art form
watching my dad joint an animal is one of my early memories.

Sadly there was more monies in computers.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:45, archived)

My friend's dad is a butcher.
I guess not a very good one, as he has 4 fingers on one hand, and 3 on the other.
(Borderline Schizo, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:46, archived)

A crafty
butcher?
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:39, archived)

a Frank

PEEEEGGGGGGGGGYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
( Malchick, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:40, archived)

I was all set to watch that
and then got squeamish at the last moment.

*prefers images of happy animals in fields*
( robh, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:38, archived)

It's good.
You're missing out.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:42, archived)

my new website
Here's my new website
(roygerdodger, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:12, archived)

It's a blog
Ace!


*reads*

;)
( Hankster, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:13, archived)

Only, it's not your website, is it?
It's your blog.
( Comma, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:13, archived)

'

( Hankster, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:15, archived)

*whistles*

( Comma, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:16, archived)

don't worry
I still post some stuff in my other blogs
(roygerdodger, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:20, archived)

And this makes it better how?

( Comma, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:24, archived)

He is after a sympathy vote for his schizophrenia.

( Randomgazz, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:26, archived)

Please link to them
I love to read blogs.

Do u like horZes?

They are my favourite of all the quadrapeds
( Hankster, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:26, archived)

I read that
as being "whores" then couldn't work out why you were calling them quadrapeds
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:28, archived)

I know some strange hookers

( Hankster, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:29, archived)

i'll put them my profile
an example of one of my other blogs
(roygerdodger, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:30, archived)

Oh bless you
Thanks
( Hankster, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:33, archived)

"My mom said if the dog poops on the carpet, I have to clean it up myself! "
Awwwww, aren't you strange.
(Borderline Schizo, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:34, archived)

Only a nipper
Bless 'im
( Hankster, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:37, archived)

( Randomgazz, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:15, archived)

I have a new website as well
but it is not finished
www.joep.org.uk
( homonk, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:16, archived)

That Hitler link is brilliant.

( Malchick, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:35, archived)

quite frankly
ANYBODY who describes themselves as 'crazy' needs shooting in the eyes.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:17, archived)

Heh heh
What a kerrazy comment.
(Borderline Schizo, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:17, archived)

You don't have to be mad to work here, but it helps.
snipurl.com/g0ya
( Hankster, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:19, archived)

Arf!
"Sorry love, can you sign this for me - I'm not getting much joy from *this* wanker"
( Druid, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:23, archived)

fucking this
fucking fucks with their 'mad' ties and stupid hair.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:24, archived)

There was a man like this at my old place.
They sacked him for incompetency, but I'm sure it was really because he was an annoying (40 years old and should know better) shit.
( Druid, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:28, archived)

they make me nervous
on so many levels.

Although I was great friends with a guy at Esure who was the proud owner of musical socks (wore only because he hadn't done his washing)
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:32, archived)

Anyone who wears "wacky" glasses of any kind is a cunt of he highest order
Mallett. Ken Morley. TV Presenters from the 80s.

And that bloke off that thing.
( Hankster, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:31, archived)

ha ha ha ha ha
by jove that made me chuckle!
( robh, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:24, archived)

*Claps*
Everytime you blog you make cause someone to die from rape...

*dons raping jacket*

I'll be back shortly
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:17, archived)

is that like a smoking jacket
only with more bodily fluid stains?
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:20, archived)

Pretty much
it's easily cleanable too...
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:24, archived)

before the end of tonight
some, or all, of these people will have been set on fire and bumraped...

/ning sir
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:21, archived)

It's what they would've wanted...

'ning, sir...how goes it?
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:25, archived)

Meh monday
but good weekend. apart from accidentally hearing Dido. and you?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:27, archived)

Yeah not bad
Met Mykey and Johnny Catfish in Reading on Saturday...was highly hungover from Friday, got to Reading station and had to dash to the bogs to chuck up. Beers wasn't going down very well that night.

Fuck....Dido!? You have my sympathies...
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:30, archived)

I'd say rather
that every time you spam your blog, someone dies from rape.
I blog, but I would never make anyone read it.
( Comma, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:21, archived)

OK this sounds fairer
I could end up quite quite exhausted otherwise
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:22, archived)

fuck off
you have the stamina of an Ox
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:29, archived)

True
but that's a lot of people...and the police may become suspicious of my ever increasing pation taking up half of Berkshire
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:33, archived)

*pssst*
he's only a young'un
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:26, archived)

Well they have to learn sometime...
it's a harsh fact of life...like that terrible moment when you find out hamsters can't fly...


*Weeps at the memory*
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:27, archived)

you poor dear,
you must have been scarred for life
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:29, archived)

Not quite as badly as fluffy...

( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:35, archived)

pfft

( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:37, archived)

which makes it all
the more amusing
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:28, archived)

do you have
asbergers
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:27, archived)

I am worried about the implications
of me reading that as arse burgers.
( Randomgazz, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:31, archived)

Being an animal is fantastic.
The most basic things can make you feel completely satisfied, despite all the shit that's going on around you.
( Druid, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:05, archived)

You just had a wank again?

( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:06, archived)

No-one is ever depressed
whilst pooing.
Think about it.
( Malchick, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:08, archived)

Unless it won't come out.
That can be quite upsetting.
(Borderline Schizo, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:09, archived)

especially if someone
knocks on the door
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:10, archived)

From the inside, trying to get out.

( Druid, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:11, archived)

most annoying

( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:13, archived)

you are Elliot
from Scrubs
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:15, archived)

but I'm not blond
*cries*
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:16, archived)

and you have fantastic norks
which she doesn't
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:17, archived)

:D thank you

( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:18, archived)

My hamster
pulls his poo out of his bum with his teeth and flings it across the cage.
It's quite disgusting.
( Comma, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:10, archived)

Sometimes, I wish I could do that

(Borderline Schizo, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:12, archived)

You wish you could munch shit out of your own anus?

( Comma, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:13, archived)

please don't go any further
I can't stand the flash backs
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:14, archived)

It would be useful, wouldn't it?

(Borderline Schizo, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:14, archived)

*tries to imagine how it would be useful*
*fails*

nope, you'll have to tell me .. ;)
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:18, archived)

Well, if it won't come out,
You could pull it out with your teeth, and avoid sitting straining on the toilet for hours.
(Borderline Schizo, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:21, archived)

you're a mathematician
.. work it out with a pencil and a slide rule

/gets coat

I'm really very sorry...
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:23, archived)

I don't tend to keep those in my bathroom...

(Borderline Schizo, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:28, archived)

damn
there goes my sexy female mathematician fantasy

*sobs*
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:29, archived)

*smacks arse with ruler*
Better?
(Borderline Schizo, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:31, archived)

maybe
*gets TFH*
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:33, archived)

not to mention
if you could reach that far down, the unexpected onanistic perks
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:23, archived)

And you could check for thrush without using a mirror.

( Comma, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:28, archived)

I find the trail
of empty snail shells is a dead giveaway usually
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:31, archived)

I'd prefer just to eat more prunes.

( Comma, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:19, archived)

(insert humourous strikeout comment here)
( Druid, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:13, archived)

Not needed

( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:16, archived)

Unless it's a really massive poo that hurts lots
or diarrhoea and you're missing a really good telly programme because you're stuck on the loo.
( Comma, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:09, archived)

Diarrhoea is the work of the devil.
It serves no purpose. It is, literally, shit.
( Druid, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:15, archived)

It gets all the nasty gutbugs which are infecting you
out of your guts without absorbing them through the intestinal wall.
( Comma, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:23, archived)

But it then carries on
for ages and ages, long after the nastiness has gone. That's why they say you should use a cork anti-poo pills.
( Druid, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:29, archived)

I think it was in Nigel Rees' book,
"Nothing is as overrated as bad sex, or underrated as a good shit"
( Druid, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:10, archived)

Being a plant is more fantastic.
You don't care about all the shit going on around you because you're given wonderful wonderful drugs to make you grow bigger.
( Comma, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:08, archived)

Like being an athlete.

( Malchick, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:15, archived)

A little leafier, I think.

( Comma, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:17, archived)

Pfft!

( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:17, archived)

This must've been a few years ago
if Kilroy got cheers.
( Malchick, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:04, archived)

cheers or jeers?

( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:06, archived)

Actual cheers
and applause.
( Malchick, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:07, archived)

Que?

( Randomgazz, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:13, archived)

Anyone...
in the vicinity of Charing, Kent fancy a trip up the Bowl Pub? i'm gagging for a pint and no-one will join me.
( sudo is bored, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:52, archived)

cor
I haven't been there for ages

(doesn't live in Kent anymore)
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:53, archived)

not been there in ages?!
how do you survive?
( sudo is bored, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:55, archived)

not
being in kent I would imagine is a contributing factor.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:56, archived)

not being in kent
is not really a factor. i make the effort to come back from uni regularly to go there, and friends from surrey make an hour long drive to frequent it.

doesn't solve the problem of me not being there now.

(i also refuse to drink solo up there)
( sudo is bored, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:59, archived)

I don't
I live a sad half life of despair & darkness

(I used to go to Wye college about six or seven years ago - sorry)
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:56, archived)

cool
my mum worked as a technician there.
( sudo is bored, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:57, archived)

her name wasn't Ruth was it?
(and do you have a twin brother?)
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:58, archived)

Anne...
Worked in Post harvest group, and then UAPS. probably didn't do much involving students.
( sudo is bored, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:59, archived)

ahh never mind
don't remember any people named Anne
edi: lucky her
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:00, archived)

not
ruth,the one with the hair lip and the mole on the end of her nose ?
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:59, archived)

I would..but I don't live there.
And no one but old people live near me..
(Borderline Schizo, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:59, archived)

Kent?
that's about a million miles away, sorry
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:02, archived)

Sorry old chap
looking after baybeh and don't live anywhere near the Garden of England.

In other news: I made a really nice dinner this evening for the little un and myself - omlette (fromage et jambon), sauteed asparagus, broccolli & jacket potato. She scoffed the lot and ended up having some of my asparagus too.
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:08, archived)

haha
asparagus makes your wee smell of asparagus!

sounds like a nice meal though...
( sudo is bored, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:12, archived)

If this is GC
I sincerely apologise but i think it's rather good
www.aooa.co.uk/
just click on launch
( robh, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:40, archived)

this is great
and just what i needed to waste 15 mins of my time!
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:44, archived)

SFW?

(thisismyclone, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:45, archived)

definitely, SFW

( robh, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:48, archived)

not
bad, got to the end pretty quick mind
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:48, archived)

oh, it's certainly not challenging
I just thought it pretty and entertaining

perhaps I'm quite vacuous....
( robh, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:52, archived)

oh
its very well done.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:53, archived)

I liked it,
especially the Iron Maiden references.
( Druid, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:09, archived)

I've seen this before
I can't remember how far through it I got
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:50, archived)

Pretty,
but dull.
( King Ralph is drunk, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:53, archived)

Like Myst!
I quite like AOOA, actually.
( Malchick, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:57, archived)

Yay for getting pished
and watching 80's slasher movies on a Monday!

*snogs board*
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:35, archived)

*leaps on*
*shamelessly takes advantage yet again*
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:35, archived)

And people wonder why I love this place....
*as usual, puts up only token resistance*
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:36, archived)

token resistance?
when was that?
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:38, archived)

For about 3 milliseconds,
right at the very beginning.

How's you my dear?
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:39, archived)

My camera is still not here
parcel force will have to be poked with sharp things
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:40, archived)

They are probably all using it.
It will arrive with photos of 78 different willies already on it.
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:42, archived)

damn it
I wanted to take those photos myself
but then again
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:43, archived)

Argh!
Oompah-Loompahs!

*gets the fear*
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:45, archived)

Hahahaha
*comforts*
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:53, archived)

Aaargh!

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:56, archived)

You!
Ta for the recomendation. The Burning rocks.
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:59, archived)

Its utterly brilliant isnt it!
First horror that scared me
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:04, archived)

Tis well creepy.
Did not recognise Holly Hunter at all.

I seem to have drunk all teh wine though...
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:05, archived)

Also the guy with theporn is famous too

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:10, archived)

Yup,
Jason Alexander, was in Seinfeld.
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:10, archived)

which films?
I love 80's films. There's some good stuff there.

I always find the 70's rather lacking in films. Sure you've got your Jaws, Star Wars, Close Encounters... but there's not much else (apart from a few Brit offerings)
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:36, archived)

You will notice that I said '80's slasher movies'
I've just watched 'The Burning' and it was rather fun
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:37, archived)

er

I don't have enough alky to get pished again tonight. This is probably a good thing, really.
( Malchick, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:39, archived)

Boo!
You should always have access to enough booze. It's a basic human right. Or something.
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:40, archived)

*Bums*


And what's Fenris been up to? www.bash.org/?185361
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:40, archived)

I think he has already denied that one.
But methinks he doth protest too much.
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:43, archived)

Sorry for getting you mixed up with BOTL earlier
I get confused with all these Bens around!
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:12, archived)

Oooohh
a Documentary on the NME and then a repeat of Quatermass on BBC4!

Lovely!
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:24, archived)

PIFF.

/can't get the fancy tellies
( Comma, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:27, archived)

then amuse yourself
with this page which features a woman with freakishly large hands (or is she just far away from them?)

www.anl.gov/
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:28, archived)

then amuse yourself with the spawn of satan
a repeat of the Have I Got News For You on BBC2 with Kilroy Silk in 30 mins
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:30, archived)

Then amuse yourself
with wanks.
( Malchick, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:35, archived)

Wanking myself or other people?

( Comma, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:38, archived)

Both,
at the same time.
( Malchick, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:40, archived)

telling comma to wank

is like telling the pope to pray
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:38, archived)

"flagellation followed by intense anal rape by at least seven well-endowed males, two goats and one horse, in turn followed by an intragenital injection of H2SO4"
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:27, archived)

I can't get Five.
:(
( Druid, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:28, archived)

Masturbating in the closet doesn't count as "Weapons training"

( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:29, archived)

If somebody else does it for you,
who goes blind?
( Druid, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:32, archived)

It's very thin and pointy
tell me, is your mother still attractive?
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:33, archived)

Maybe Five shows other types of programmes these days.

( Druid, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:36, archived)

fat girls need loving too
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:37, archived)

When I die,
bury me face down. I don't want to see how deep I am.
( Druid, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:39, archived)

if jesus can you can

( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:39, archived)

But I don't need any money. I need a shave.

( Druid, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:41, archived)

I just keep fwapping, no matter what..
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:44, archived)

I may not be around much for a few days
due to severe (and imminently terminal) b0rkage of hard drive.
I'll miss you all :(

Meantime, www.bash.org/?3163
This.
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:08, archived)

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
...K, off you go.
( Malchick, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:09, archived)

*snorts*

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:10, archived)

*smootches*
you behave yourself now young man
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:24, archived)

Yeah, yeah...
www.bash.org/?49477
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:29, archived)

Who's there?

( Comma, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:07, archived)

well there's me
and I have my penis in my hand.....
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:08, archived)

Your old hair looked better.

( Comma, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:09, archived)

we had this discussion earlier,
young lady ;)
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:10, archived)

I didn't see your reply.
But it DID look better.
( Comma, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:10, archived)

Well listen up now, Tootz!
img.photobucket.com/albums/v455/dellwho/meold.jpg

That's the old hair



img.photobucket.com/albums/v455/dellwho/mememememe.jpg

this is the new hair
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:17, archived)

The old photo is rubbish,
but the old hair was better.
( Comma, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:18, archived)

well...
this?

img.photobucket.com/albums/v455/dellwho/oldme2.jpg


I've un-smartened my new hair now though so it looks a bit more... swish.
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:23, archived)

Old hair!
I would.

But then at the moment I'd do most people/things
(Borderline Schizo, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:24, archived)

Well as I've said before,
I'll do you any day :)
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:25, archived)

When did you say that?
And are you really THAT desperate?
(Borderline Schizo, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:26, archived)

I think I said you're picture was very nice...
and I still stand by that
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:27, archived)

Here you go:
photobucket.com/albums/y150/jennycobbett/?action=view¤t=DSCN0172.jpg

Me with shitty hair and with some sort of ugly growth attached to my face

Fancy me now? :P
(Borderline Schizo, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:31, archived)

Well presuming you're the one on the left.
Sure.

edit: And both of these photobucket.com/albums/y150/jennycobbett/?action=view¤t=jennyandkelee.jpg
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:33, archived)

The one on the right is me,
when I was thinner (I'm about 17 there) and pulling a silly face. Like my hat?
(Borderline Schizo, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:37, archived)

lovely
hat
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:38, archived)

I would
but your companions taste in clothing leaves a little to be desired :P
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:34, archived)

Ah well, never mind, he was a cunt anyway

(Borderline Schizo, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:35, archived)

and you
were clearly wasted on him..
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:37, archived)

Yup, 2 years of my life down the pan...

(Borderline Schizo, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:39, archived)

and not only posted it twice
but deleted the one I replied to ;)

clearly not good memories..
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:46, archived)

What did you reply and say?
Sorry..didn't mean to
(Borderline Schizo, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:48, archived)

ah, just what
I said above really...
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 21:06, archived)

You're just gorgeous.

( Comma, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:24, archived)

I agree with Comma on this one

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:19, archived)

There's a reason I did it though!
I have a prom next week and all sorts.

I was trying on suits the other day and I just thinking.. I look a mess.

So I just got rid of it.
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:20, archived)

Wow,
you're better looking than you ought to be.
( Malchick, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:11, archived)

You luuuurve him.
You want to marry him.

And suck his winkle.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:15, archived)

and I agree with you too
though you're still the most gorgeous
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:19, archived)

I still think it looks better now.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:12, archived)

You are wrong and a poo.

( Comma, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:13, archived)

Me.
Can I have a hug?

Also, this made me chortle:
"Callers remain responsible for their lives and do not lose the right to make decisions even if that decision is to take their own life."
It's one way to avoid telemarketers, I suppose...
( Malchick, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:08, archived)

*hugglyhugglyhugglyhug*

( Comma, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:09, archived)

*hug*
*hug*
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:20, archived)

where?

( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:08, archived)

hello Enigmatic
just thanking you for the linky earlier

orrible being in love when you're 8 and a half

a classic
( robh, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:11, archived)

My pleasure, sir
an truly awful experience that one needs to savour.

edit/ Mole in a Hole still proves elusive though
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:14, archived)

There's a one minute sample
on the southlanders website if you're desperate for a quick fix.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:19, archived)

Thanks
we have that but cannot find the whole track anywhere in the ether.

I can find most things, no matter how obscure, and I specialise in obscure it seems, but this is proving a bugger.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:23, archived)

It's the kind of thing that my mother would have on a dusty 78
but I won't be going anywhere near her shellac* for at least a month.

(* fnarr fnarr)
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:27, archived)

Some of the tracks I have had to be lifted from Vinyl
the results are not perfect but it sure sounds authentic if you are over 65 years old
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:34, archived)

Just on news - todays record sales of Live8 acts
1 Pink Floyd - Echoes: The Best of Pink Floyd - up 1,343%
2 The Who - Then and Now - up 863%
3 Annie Lennox - Eurythmics Greatest Hits - up 500%
4 Dido - Life For Rent - up 412%

And so on until you get to the only act that didn't increase sales;

Pete Doherty - sales down 35%
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 19:39, archived)

Good for the Floyd.
Some good *did* come from Live8 after all!
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 19:42, archived)

You bastard! Bash wont let me leave!
www.bash.org/?75634
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 19:45, archived)

I failed Physics A Level
because of Bash.org
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 19:49, archived)

Its taking my soul
www.bash.org/?515363
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 19:50, archived)

What. The. Fuck?
www.bash.org/?11212
( Malchick, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 19:52, archived)

www.bash.org/?65230
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 19:53, archived)

#1337 is good,
and now it's cyclically true...the #1 result is him on his site quoting that he said his site is #1.
( Malchick, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 20:01, archived)

www.bash.org/?48010
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 19:42, archived)

sneaks in to Mykey's space
hands over divorce papers

"Ha, you thought I'd calmed down"
( Dill, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 19:46, archived)

*points out that he was married when he married you*


*wins the game*
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 19:47, archived)

sues for bigamy
cleans Mykey out, has hands removed for disinfection
( Dill, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 19:48, archived)

Ah but bigamy isnt a civil matter:)
edit:i think

edit: *posts the photos of you in bukkake mode to your relatives*
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 19:50, archived)

my site is using up major bandwidth and im not sure why
:(
( connor, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 19:45, archived)

Because you are KING OF THE INTERNETS!

( Malchick, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 19:47, archived)

it is the only logical
answer :)
( connor, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 19:48, archived)

Because everyone loves you and wants to smoosh their genitals all over your face.

( Comma, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 19:48, archived)

I am sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
bored, I'm in pain and bored, I think I have been to nearly* every page there is on the internet, please share with me your funnist web pages, for me to browse through on the long lonely housebound days.


* possible slight exaggeration
( diffy maybs, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 19:33, archived)

why the pain?
why housebound?
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 19:35, archived)

Sorry to all who have already heard all this
but I'm nearly 38 weeks pregnant and suffering from SPD (Symphysis Pubis Dysfunction), which means moving is painful, so is sitting, laying down, getting up and standing...physio lady has told me to only move if I absolutly have to. Relying on everyone to do everything for me at the moment which I hate, and it leaves me a lot of time on my hands.

I watched the whole 6 series of Men Behaving Badly in about 4 days...

edit/ thank for that malchcik, i hate it when people dont close brackets, i mean really hate it...oh and when on films and music videos and stuff they zoom into something, like an eye or mouth or something and then they dont zoom back out, i cant shake off that feeling of being in someones eye/mouth the whole way through...
( diffy maybs, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 19:39, archived)

oooh,
poor you

*offers tea and sympathy*
( robh, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 19:42, archived)

guzzles down the tea

*has only had 1 drink today...:(
( diffy maybs, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 19:53, archived)

You dropped this:
)
( Malchick, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 19:43, archived)

www.bash.org keeps me occupied for hours
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 19:38, archived)

This made me laugh like a loon
www.bash.org/?3936
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 19:46, archived)

www.bash.org/?75634
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 19:48, archived)

This should keep
you entertained for a while
www.slap-press.com/
( robh, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 19:41, archived)

www.feralweb.com
( Malchick, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 19:42, archived)

Anybody going anywahere nice this summer?
Personally, I'll be stuck working 16 hour days in Holland.

(One of which I am now 11 and a half hours through. *grins* *bares*)
(thisismyclone, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 19:31, archived)

Florida
for 2 weeks.

Off next thursday!
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 19:35, archived)

Ireland
And maybe somewhere else..
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 19:37, archived)

Absolutely nowhere
I have no money to go anywhere so shall be spending the entire year in Berkshire.
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 19:39, archived)

I couldn't afford

a year in Berkshire...
( diffy maybs, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 19:58, archived)

See now, he might be mental but he does talk some sense
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/4647579.stm
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 19:13, archived)

This especially
"If you give a poor man money, you don't ask him to change his clothes or the way he prays."
(Naughty Tortoise, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 19:22, archived)

no
but maybe to dance a little
(thisismyclone, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 19:27, archived)

Oh well yes
'dancing for charity' is a tautology

char·i·ty (chr'-t) pronunciation
n., pl. -ties.

1. Provision of help or relief to the poor in exchange for a dance
2. Something given to help the needy in exchange for a dance
(Naughty Tortoise, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 19:28, archived)

On a more personal note,
I was talking about making a homeless old man give me a lap-dance outside Kwik Save.
(thisismyclone, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 19:33, archived)

Well i thought he did

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 19:22, archived)

You might be wrong

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 19:23, archived)

I dont know if i admit that it might destroy the universe as we know it

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 19:23, archived)

Nnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooo!

( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 19:25, archived)

But you cant do that!

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 19:25, archived)

I know what you mean
COuld you imagine existence without HMSK?
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 19:26, archived)

*opens pack of tesco value razors*

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 19:27, archived)