i actually had trouble finding the famous poo on google today.
still can't find it. and my eyes are bleeding from the sick 'in-betweener' pics of real faecal matter. yuk.
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:24,
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I have the psd file if you want it
?
mail me and I'll reply with it.
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:25,
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mail me and I'll reply with it.
You should be like me
and not find poo remotely amusing. Would've saved you a lot of grimness. :D
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:26,
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lovely.
make it drip off! make it drip off! make it drip off!
on second thoughts, don't.
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:24,
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on second thoughts, don't.
Blimey!
Hello Koit, were you going to come to the Bristol Bashette?
This is what you missed if you were:
(and goodnight - in a few moments)
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:25,
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This is what you missed if you were:
(and goodnight - in a few moments)
I was
fucking work people were being cuntish. No-one would swap shifts with me.
Is that Andi I see on the left ? - was Thor there ?
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:26,
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Is that Andi I see on the left ? - was Thor there ?
We have from the left, going round...
lp, jp, gigervamp, gigerpunk, 'adam' (can't remember his b3ta name - soz) and icedzebra
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:28,
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so the other 2 never went then ?
couldn't survive without me look. :)
Was it cold ?
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:30,
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Was it cold ?
No, they didn't come. The above (plus me) was the full complement.
It was a lovely day but we did find that coats came on and went off at various points. This was also true of the pub we went to.
Edit: The Fear did pop into the pub at one point. lp has the photo.
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:33,
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Edit: The Fear did pop into the pub at one point. lp has the photo.
Well if you organise another one when I'm at Uni again
there will be no problem making it, as I will be working very few hours when I go back.
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:39,
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Okey dokey
Think I might try and organise something in Worcester (since it's closer to me than Bristol was - and besides, it was lp who arranged this one!).
Catch yer laters - time for my beddiebies.
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:45,
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Catch yer laters - time for my beddiebies.
yay!
i made the orangutan but it's at my grannies so i can't take a photo of it.
really good though. i recommend them wholeheartedly. (the motorbikes look impossible, however).
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:23,
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really good though. i recommend them wholeheartedly. (the motorbikes look impossible, however).
I printed off
about 40 pages for the motorbike and chucked it in the bin cos I knew I'd never be arsed.
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:24,
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haha
they are waaay to complex. and you would need the fingers and dexterity of a very small and dexteros folding-and-gluing robot.
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:28,
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is this the new cadburys flake ad?
should there be a girl in the waterfall eating it?
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:23,
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sunshine thought u added the real reflection
i said well spotted, being sarcy
ted called me a cunt
you admitted to the obvious
i posted it
you said que?
i'm replying
i went for a wee
now you're reading it
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:38,
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ted called me a cunt
you admitted to the obvious
i posted it
you said que?
i'm replying
i went for a wee
now you're reading it
and yet from the front he appears to be ginger.
Such are the subtle ways of cats.
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:25,
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if you scroll down really fast
it looks like a partially covered bosom.
it's not.
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:31,
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it's not.
bonkers
how come the reflection is a photo? Is the paintmash more of a paint-imposition or what?
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:20,
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it's more of a piece of art!
i've been on the kittens recently, this site has certainly got to me brain.
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:22,
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it's paintmash magic!
nah, i just mashed over a photo. nothing sophistimacated y'understand...
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:22,
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ah, Mrs Dr Phil!
I was thinking of you when I made this:
Nice to see you're back!
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:29,
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Nice to see you're back!
oh dear
I think the grey fella is in trouble...
*sings "Eye of the Tiger"*
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:34,
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*sings "Eye of the Tiger"*
It occured to Dave that his Blind Date had "nipped to the loo" 3 hours ago
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aww poor dave
she wasn't worth it anyway
I love the stance of the barman!
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:14,
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I love the stance of the barman!
Are you kidding?
She was a right looker. It's Dave and his crappy chatup lines.
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:16,
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You should.
He told her the Binary joke - you know, "only 10 kinds of people in this world", that one.
No, really, he did.
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:18,
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No, really, he did.
You were evesdropping weren't you
did you feed the cat before you left to get married? Apparently it's good luck, so is meeting an Elephant
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:19,
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er
I put the cats in prison the cattery before I got married. Is that bad?
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:21,
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i'm making another kitten poem for you!
call it a wedding gift!
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:29,
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you'll be lucky
you married a womble, the elephant would have added that extra shine
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:26,
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i think i used to have a gif of you
eating a cat, but unfortunately msn lost it
(edit) ooh, sine-wave-tastic
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:30,
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(edit) ooh, sine-wave-tastic
now i think about it
i think it was someone else eating a cat and you standing next to them
there was probably a good reason for it at the time
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:39,
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there was probably a good reason for it at the time
tch, what an idiot
/crosses binary joke from chat-up line list
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:21,
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you can probably guess it
'there are only 10 type of people in the world, those that understand binary and those that don't'
hilarious!
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:29,
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hilarious!
i was hoping there'd be a sleazier one
like "you'll go 00000 when i give you 1"
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:38,
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awwww, poor guy
wonderful shoppery, right down to the facial expressions and name of the bar. love it.
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:15,
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haha
that drink really made that for me! Nice detail on the pub name too..
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:16,
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this happened to me last night
AND my name's Dave, AND I'm a lemur
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:16,
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poor Dave ...
The picture is ace :)
.. and there are 2 lemurs in it !!!
Houpla !
Do you mind if I include it in the lemurama ?
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:17,
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.. and there are 2 lemurs in it !!!
Houpla !
Do you mind if I include it in the lemurama ?
tis a web gallery featuring lemur pics made by b3tans.
there's a link to it in my profile if you want to know more.
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:21,
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Leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehheeeeeeeeeehhheeeeeeeeeeeheeeeeeeeeeemuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrsss !!!!!!!!
swooperb !!!
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:18,
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a white man, a black guy and a pakistani go into a pub.....
....Thats a lovely example of inter-racial cultural exchange, isnt it?
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:16,
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....Thats a lovely example of inter-racial cultural exchange, isnt it?
someone originating from england, a person from the republic of ireland
and someone from scotland are walking through a desert.
the person from ireland says "i am equal to the both of you", and the scottish person says, "that's true. you're also female, and i'm gay".
haha! PC TO THE EXTREME!
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:19,
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the person from ireland says "i am equal to the both of you", and the scottish person says, "that's true. you're also female, and i'm gay".
haha! PC TO THE EXTREME!
wooo!
and can i be an honorary edinb3tan seeing as i spent one twelfth of this year in the wonderful city?
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:11,
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ahhhhh
i feel all warm inside now.
outside i am cold and teutonic.
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:13,
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outside i am cold and teutonic.
i love you and gibbon too
but i've not just spent a fabulous weekend with you. maybe next weekend?
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:13,
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hmmph
well if you want to pick favourites I suppose we will just have to live with it ;)
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:20,
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Hey look
It's a frog on the Tyne!
woo
word of advice, never go clubbing on that ship in the background...it's horrible and claustrophobic
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:12,
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woo
word of advice, never go clubbing on that ship in the background...it's horrible and claustrophobic
It is a good night out
but you have to wear shoes and such!
I like the boat even though it's manky and it smells, because it has the tackiest revolving dance floor :)
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:22,
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I like the boat even though it's manky and it smells, because it has the tackiest revolving dance floor :)
I hear that when someone sleeps
they can be often even more quiet
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:28,
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I discovered today
that it's against Scottish licensing laws to let children into pubs unless they've applied for a special license, and apparently most don't.
I'm thinking of moving.
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:14,
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I'm thinking of moving.
ha
london b3tans are just as good!!! thanks for a great weekend everyone! off to bed - no more work, hurrah!
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:16,
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you have no concept of how drunk i was!
we were about to go to the pub this lunchtime but i got told off as i had acquired cat whiskers from somewhere - coincidence?
sorry lora - i will say a special hello just for you when i get back, ok?
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:19,
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sorry lora - i will say a special hello just for you when i get back, ok?
who
would do such a thing?!
no no, don't worry! You made it quite clear how you felt when we tried to wake you!
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:21,
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no no, don't worry! You made it quite clear how you felt when we tried to wake you!
ha ha ha
i ended up sleeping next to smirny on his big double bed, that bit of scandal should perk you up ;)
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:22,
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actually the top half of me was on the bed
the bottom half slept along a load of boxes.
sorry for not being my usual cheery self - i was so plastered it was bizarre!!!
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:35,
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sorry for not being my usual cheery self - i was so plastered it was bizarre!!!
boing! boing!
but don't reply to the message i sent you, will you?
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:20,
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i'm so confused!
too many windows! so many messages! sorry, i really am too simple for the interweb
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:33,
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edit - and at 100 fp's, thanks b3ta and b3tans for a terrific summer. I love you all
I knew
that was yours before the name loaded..........top stuff PP :)
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:06,
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i've seen something perculiarly similar
i think it's a coincidence on another b3ta pic.
very oddly similar too, but this is classly shopped.
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:08,
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very oddly similar too, but this is classly shopped.
si used to use the same kitten
for stuff in the lonely coo animations
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:13,
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nah, not simon wicks
i was looking a b3tan gallery today, not sure who's, but they did something coincidentally similar. even the same kitten and hurdle i think! still doesn't take anything away from your marvellous shopping :)
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:16,
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excuse me!
thats my bloody picture!!!!!!!
www.b3ta.com/board/1658366
well, maybe not exactly mine, but it's scarily close! lol
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 0:44,
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www.b3ta.com/board/1658366
well, maybe not exactly mine, but it's scarily close! lol
Incredible
picture mind piss! That's the closest I've ever seen, but I guess it's as much to do with choosing the same two source photos.
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 7:43,
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all respect should go to you sir.
i spotted both source pics on the same page and bosh.
but i have such a poor memory, hell, i even replied to yours back in july. I'm sorry.
(even considered taking down the picture)
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 8:09,
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but i have such a poor memory, hell, i even replied to yours back in july. I'm sorry.
(even considered taking down the picture)
in case you didn't see
I put the family pic up on my site - linky in profile.
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:05,
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i don't understand
that...
i can't see any beetroots
edit/ oh, the film with the fat dog.. yeah
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:06,
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i can't see any beetroots
edit/ oh, the film with the fat dog.. yeah
Do a little dance,
make a little love, get down tonight!
My first F/P!!!!! WOOOOO!!
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:02,
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My first F/P!!!!! WOOOOO!!
Waht's the full name of that song and the artist?
It's in my head now.
EDIT : How rude of me, woo to the pic indeed.
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:03,
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EDIT : How rude of me, woo to the pic indeed.
I'm not sure
it counts as mind piss when it's an answer to a question (unless we're both wrong)
But you're welcome
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:10,
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But you're welcome
that would be
K.C. and the sunshine band with "get down tonight"
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:06,
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Full Moon!
No doubt been done 1,000,001 times before, but I am off on holiday now so you'll have to forgive me :)
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:01,
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can i ask
what animation program you use, i like the style of your animations
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:01,
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Quinton
is quite quite beautiful. He's an ocelot, if you're not watching BBC 1.
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:03,
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i think i missed that bit,
but there are animals, so i think it's a bit later on in the same programme.
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:10,
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Quick and crap...
but look! I told you so!!
Edit: In relation to this post
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:55,
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Edit: In relation to this post
barbecue + park + gorgeous day + really lovely people = very good fun
100% of FACT!
i also helped a man chop down a tree using a saw and some crasy things which were a bit like scissors but they could cut through tree. that made me feel like a big man.
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:56,
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i also helped a man chop down a tree using a saw and some crasy things which were a bit like scissors but they could cut through tree. that made me feel like a big man.
actually i'm a very bad person.
i eat meat but i feel bad about it.
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:58,
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I eat meat and feel smug about it.
cos every time I eat a burger, its like one more animal that im superior to. stupid cows.
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:00,
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nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:03,
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hehe that's what you think..
www.b3ta.com/board/1879152
they are conning you.
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:19,
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they are conning you.
I have a chain saw
chops down trees faster
great on flowers
crap for doing the lawn
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:01,
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great on flowers
crap for doing the lawn
From what I
remember of it yep :)
There were only 5 of us altogether but it was still good anyways.
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:00,
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There were only 5 of us altogether but it was still good anyways.
where
are the pictures?!
And evening Mister. Say hello to Mrs T for me :)
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:02,
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And evening Mister. Say hello to Mrs T for me :)
ahh
i didn't recognise anyone at first!
I still can only work out you two, who else went?
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:09,
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I still can only work out you two, who else went?
who???
you know only us !!
mate of 6's , (the girl) Chaostime (glasses) his mate and me :)
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:11,
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mate of 6's , (the girl) Chaostime (glasses) his mate and me :)
Another googlism. "Hobbes" and "311"
Hobbes is gettin him some smooches!
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:54,
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Hobbes is gettin him some smooches!
I like to call her
"The chick who comes up on google image search when you enter '311' into the search field and press return"
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:57,
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hey if you follow the link
there's a whole gallery of jailbait. hmmm.
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:03,
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nionononono
nonononononono
windward.nodalpoint.net/doc/bonnasses/47.jpe
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:22,
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windward.nodalpoint.net/doc/bonnasses/47.jpe
I think
that all those girls are a collection of the hottest of the hott from hotornot.com
I spent a long time on that page
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:06,
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I spent a long time on that page
Hobbes likes
to put on his cool newspaper hat when he macks on chicks.
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:02,
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I have plenty of eyebrow
i could loan her some til hers grow back
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:59,
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haha !
nice one you cunt !
sorry , bit pished at the mo :)
how goes koity boy?
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:55,
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sorry , bit pished at the mo :)
how goes koity boy?
ok
so far Koity , but Ninjas lurk round every corner.......we just don't know !
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:08,
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Ninjas are indeed the peril
in today's society. Eliminated they must be
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:12,
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you are god
I do not have an expression of delight strong enough for when your hummus graces the board.
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:56,
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Another smoking rabbit
Ideablatently stolen inspired by UPSwillgetme's image below.
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:51,
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Idea
hahahahahahahaha!
I'm not sure why I find that funny, but I do!
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:52,
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On my bus journey to school
a farm is passed in which a field of Llamas is visible.
/useless anecdote
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:00,
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/useless anecdote
Woo for Ocelots
A seriously underrated feline.
EDIT: That guy needs serious psycological help if he's carving his ocelot's name into his arm :-S How very fucked up.
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:03,
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EDIT: That guy needs serious psycological help if he's carving his ocelot's name into his arm :-S How very fucked up.
It's almost as bad as getting
a tattoo of furtive or the Fear ;)
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:06,
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First we had lint with ears
now its fucking lint with fags*
*May not make sense unless you were here the other day
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:53,
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*May not make sense unless you were here the other day
Rev, been playing your Dirrty Funk all weekend
is it all sampled or do you play?
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:50,
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thanks very much :¬D
i do play, but my bootlegs are just one record over another. which makes it sound simpler than it really is.
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:54,
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yes
www.afterdarkthemusical.com/pics
only about half of them though.
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:00,
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only about half of them though.
thanks again
and you can hear my other work at www.disparatedan.com
/spam
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:01,
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/spam
right, will stop gushing now
....the man's a genius, I tell you
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:08,
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....the man's a genius, I tell you
is that a disease?
i might be coming to this here halloween bash.
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:56,
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probs not, difficult stuff what with moving to lancaster soon,
though once i've settled up there, bashes should be easier to get to. i might be able to scrounge some lifts off supermoore too.
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:59,
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w/y/h/p
But for some strange reason it reminds me of Benny Hill's - Ernie The fasted milkman in the west
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:50,
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good song
especially as a last one of the night at a pub disco.
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 22:52,
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woo!
I love these. I'd love to show my niece your stuff, but unfortunately there's just about everything else on this board to consider..
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Sun 31 Aug 2003, 23:05,
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