last one, I promise
I really have misunderstood the compo this time. Ancient film ref for the more senior users (i.e. over 90)
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 18:12,
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I really have misunderstood the compo this time. Ancient film ref for the more senior users (i.e. over 90)
People who talk about Chaucer on an internet message board
clearly have some very important problems emotionally. Anyone who replies to this message with "dsf adsfg afg fg" is clearly a moron and shouldn't be listened to on any subject. In additon, anyone who makes ASCII piano keys and uses the design as an username is deserving of a sound beating around the neck and shoulders, especially if they then change their name to a phonetic spelling.
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 18:11,
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Going to bashes would be tiresome
"Hello I'm little bar big bar big bar little bar...."
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 18:18,
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How about
"Hello I'm stylised piano keyboard?'.
It's much better than Prince's squiggle thing.
"Hello, I'm the artist formerly known as the artist formerly known as Prince."
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 18:21,
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It's much better than Prince's squiggle thing.
"Hello, I'm the artist formerly known as the artist formerly known as Prince."
you could have me anytime. it doesn't have to be a fight.
wink, wink.
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 18:38,
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i can't shop anything at the moment.
all my software is at the office, and i'm too lazy to drive over and get it. this computer is naked. i just built it. :(
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 18:51,
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chaucer's a genius
a whole three thousand page long chronicle in 2 line rhyme.
pure class.
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 18:16,
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pure class.
Chaucer IS overrated...
...in contemporary terms, though not in structure or historical context. Pioneer of the form, init.
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 18:18,
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without this threadwaste
- we wouldn't have had the lovely piano conversation above.
- and it's not like the board is flying along od anything.
- i just got a new PC and my photoshop, illustrator, etc. are at the office so i have no ability to make pictures at the moment.
here, have a repost and unclench a little:
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 18:32,
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- and it's not like the board is flying along od anything.
- i just got a new PC and my photoshop, illustrator, etc. are at the office so i have no ability to make pictures at the moment.
here, have a repost and unclench a little:
isn't that
www.i%27maboringteenagecockwhothinkshe%27sintellectual.com ?
And yes, I'm a boring nerd who thinks he's intellectual, before you say it :)
(even though the above is incorrect)
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 18:47,
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And yes, I'm a boring nerd who thinks he's intellectual, before you say it :)
(even though the above is incorrect)
Coming soon
Clickulation for biggerness
edit: submitting to compo
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 18:07,
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Clickulation for biggerness
edit: submitting to compo
Woo Woo
i likee
i likee a lot
Edit; if were judge,this would win
but I'm not. . . sorry
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 18:08,
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i likee a lot
Edit; if were judge,this would win
but I'm not. . . sorry
OK
poke,poke,poke,poke,poke,poke,poke,poke,poke,
poke,poke,poke,poke,poke,poke,poke,poke,poke,
poke,poke,poke,poke,poke,poke,poke,poke,poke,
poke,poke,poke,poke,poke,poke,poke,poke,poke,
poke,poke,poke,poke,poke,poke,poke,poke,poke,
poke,poke,poke,poke,poke,poke,poke,poke,poke,
poke,poke,poke,poke,poke,poke,poke,poke,poke,
poke,poke,poke,poke,poke,poke,poke,poke,poke,
Did he surrender yet?
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 18:14,
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poke,poke,poke,poke,poke,poke,poke,poke,poke,
poke,poke,poke,poke,poke,poke,poke,poke,poke,
poke,poke,poke,poke,poke,poke,poke,poke,poke,
poke,poke,poke,poke,poke,poke,poke,poke,poke,
poke,poke,poke,poke,poke,poke,poke,poke,poke,
poke,poke,poke,poke,poke,poke,poke,poke,poke,
poke,poke,poke,poke,poke,poke,poke,poke,poke,
Did he surrender yet?
your username reminds me
i haven't even looked at how i'm doing in the b3ta tff league...
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 18:04,
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I think it's done monthly,
so you can sign up until well into the New Year.
I'm usually wrong, mind
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 18:08,
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I'm usually wrong, mind
am i losing?
losing hard?
i don't have a link at work; i'll check it when i get home. speaking of which - i'd best be off.
see you all later.
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 18:09,
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i don't have a link at work; i'll check it when i get home. speaking of which - i'd best be off.
see you all later.
the difference being
this one could quite clearly eat your face off.
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 18:07,
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it's already over twenty feet long
but its sooooooooo cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute!
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 18:11,
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i was about to shout at you about reposting
but it's started animating now
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 18:03,
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search for a nerd - need somone for TV filming
A friend of mine is doing some filming on wednesday afternoon for a not for broadcast TV pilot. He's looking for a guy who looks a bit nerdy who can read a few lines about about email and spam. His email is NickCW at sonorton.co.uk
EDIT: filming in London.
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:55,
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EDIT: filming in London.
yeah I wondered about the phrasing of this
he doesn't need a super ugly person - just somene who you'd believe when they claimed they knew a lot about motherboards...
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:57,
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dont use all the apostrophes
therell be none left for the rest of us.
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 18:02,
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oh I see,
it's alright for you to be greedy.
But when I want a couple of apostrophes to feed my fucking family, the board get's all protective? Well, I've had enough.
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 18:04,
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But when I want a couple of apostrophes to feed my fucking family, the board get's all protective? Well, I've had enough.
I should have added
"I can wear spectacles if you like, however I would have to have several cups of caffinated coffee to justify this"
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:59,
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or whitey
and wake up in a gutter 2 hours after your plane has left.
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 18:03,
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been before
a couple times, but went alone. Mrs Vulga is coming this time so ejoyment and ale and spliffage all round :)
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 18:04,
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i'm told you can get actors for that kind of thing.
just a rumour.
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:57,
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you can
but nick spent the afternoon looking through casting books and said, "they all look like actors."
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:58,
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I guess if they just buy a pair of michael caine specs at a flea market
and just grab the most pasty guy in their office?
Ummm... might be best to drop the @ symbol from his name for an AT in case it gets spammed?
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:59,
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Ummm... might be best to drop the @ symbol from his name for an AT in case it gets spammed?
It's probably true.
it's sure to be one of those whips-off-glasses,-lets-down-hair-gosh-miss-Jones-but-you're-beautiful situations.
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 18:11,
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Funny how the best joke you make all day
is the one that comes out of your brain when you're not looking!
:D
d'oh!
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 18:15,
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:D
d'oh!
pingu secretly rules the world, maybe even universe
i cant get the picture to come up on my message, it wont paste, but trust me he does.
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:51,
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i imagine
it would take in the region of 1000 words to describe it fully
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:54,
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If you
Read The FAQ at the top of the page you'll see how to do it.
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:53,
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I don't know why
but I'm now laughing like a loon.
Oh yes, I remember why now.
It's the drugs.
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:55,
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Oh yes, I remember why now.
It's the drugs.
hahahaha
i dont know why, but that reminded me of "super nintendo chalmers", thas proper woo
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:50,
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God damn!
That's beautiful! And to think I've been pining for jennifer garner all these years, when theres fish like that in the sea!
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:50,
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you know, for them it's more a way of living
than evil intentions :)
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 18:31,
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Although his parents kept assuring him differently,
Roger always knew that he would never find real friends.
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:47,
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My experiment with wobble 3d
click me!
What happens when you combine turn of the century porn and wobble 3d? I decided to test it for myself using this stereo picture I found. (Mild semi nudity)
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:39,
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What happens when you combine turn of the century porn and wobble 3d? I decided to test it for myself using this stereo picture I found. (Mild semi nudity)
that doesn't work anywhere as well as I would have expected.
especially if you are using stereo viewer pictures.
I don't know why, but it seems a bit too jumpy
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:42,
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I don't know why, but it seems a bit too jumpy
for some reason
that makes me think of fight club, were there any shots like that in fight club?
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:42,
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There's the bit when they're shagging
and the camera kind of sweeps around freezeframes of them. I think that's what you're thinking of.
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:44,
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Um. Woo.
Nice pic. I'm going to stop my head oscillating now.
*Threadjack*
Wobble 3d vs. 'traditional' comicbook 3d?
And does anyone with a monitor and 3d glasses think this looks real? (I only have a laptop LCD at the moment)
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:45,
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*Threadjack*
Wobble 3d vs. 'traditional' comicbook 3d?
And does anyone with a monitor and 3d glasses think this looks real? (I only have a laptop LCD at the moment)
Okay, one more blatant repost
Sorry, but it took forever to make...
Last repost, I promise.
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:52,
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Last repost, I promise.
hmm
I must admit it is a bit too jumpy but there isn't that much stereo nudity out there.
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:46,
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fuck boobies
have a 3d kitten:
and a time lapse landscape(750k)
cross your eyes to see them
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 18:01,
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and a time lapse landscape(750k)
cross your eyes to see them
Yay
Gay wrestling bears! I just got my website going again. I don't even remember shopping half the things on it:
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:35,
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Noooooo!
No. no. no. no.
Now go out and apologise to all the elephants in the world. NOW.
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:37,
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Now go out and apologise to all the elephants in the world. NOW.
But it is particularly WY
in more ways than one. Good ol' flumps.
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:39,
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Yay!
Loverly indeed. I don't care who wins, just the fact they're hugging is enough for me - aaaah. :)
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:38,
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the man who decided to wear the moon as a hat...
... got his just desserts,
when on him it sat.
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:33,
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... got his just desserts,
when on him it sat.
May not make sense to some...
click Here for bigger!
But we all understand it in the palaeontological world!
edit- oh look at the post below! That's a bit scary!
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:32,
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click Here for bigger!
But we all understand it in the palaeontological world!
edit- oh look at the post below! That's a bit scary!
a palaeontologist?
im a palynologist.
its the dossing i like best.
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:37,
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its the dossing i like best.
Palynologist!
I always found looking at fossil scum dull and boring, so I stuck to the big stuff...
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:38,
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fossil scum?!!
wha? stutter- *gobsmacked*
..well, you might be right. spores, not scum, anyways. thought it might get me a job.
HA!
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:43,
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..well, you might be right. spores, not scum, anyways. thought it might get me a job.
HA!
to me it made more sense than the other JP ones
But I still can't shake the idea I've misunderstood the compo.
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:31,
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But I still can't shake the idea I've misunderstood the compo.
sorry
click for pic
had to be done
how much is that doggy IN the window
mod edit: unpleasant... had it actually been changed?
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:30,
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had to be done
how much is that doggy IN the window
mod edit: unpleasant... had it actually been changed?
If it was shopped from scratch...
...then much respect. If it was really a deid dog then shame on you!
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:36,
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get rid of it
It seriously lacks any form of artistic or humorous merit
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:33,
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that makes me
feel physically sick and I doubt I'm the only one.
Linky please?
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:34,
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Linky please?
Don't do that.
Just linky it please, with the words: "Unpleasant picture, only suitable for sick weirdos."
Who the fuck wants to see a dead dog?
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 17:34,
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Who the fuck wants to see a dead dog?
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