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sorry. its really not that funny, but i had to get it out of my head

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Or is it?, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:51, archived)

Now its in my head

you bastard!

(Bob McCow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:54, archived)

then have some peas roasting

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:54, archived)

gah make it stop

mommiieeee

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Or is it?, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:55, archived)

ooh

that`s lubbly!

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Reckless_Rik, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:56, archived)

That's

a bit special, that is.

Woo to the yay to the houzoupla.

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:58, archived)

You can see the cloning gaps

/pedant

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Spencer Elden, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:03, archived)

oi!!

I don't get paid for this you know.

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:09, archived)

You mean

You haven't received your royalties check yet?

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:17, archived)

fucksocks

cockbadger

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:25, archived)

/unnecessary pedant

woo pic btw :)

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lemonhead, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:10, archived)

thanks lemony goodness

www.jimmys-lighthouse.com/jimmys/index.htm

buy it now!!!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:16, archived)

OK, bought it

now what?

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lemonhead, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:18, archived)

Give it to me

and write it off in taxes...

PLEASE???

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:22, archived)

let me and the family live with you for free

and I'll do all the washing up

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:22, archived)

sorry, it's going to become Thailand's first giraffe sanctuary

they love lighthouses

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lemonhead, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:27, archived)

PHUCKET Real Estate!

WOO YAY!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:21, archived)

now there's a challenge!

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rogue Big knickers, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:54, archived)

That made me laugh quite loud.

Well done.

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:57, archived)

the holiday turned sour when the meter ran out on the hammock

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raver, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:50, archived)

Okay ... so it doesn't animate.

I'll stop watching it then shall I ...

But woo for Domo the hammock attendent.

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Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:52, archived)

havent patience

to animate

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raver, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:53, archived)

I was drawn in too, my friend

Watching for the best part of an HOUR...

(~Sunny~, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:53, archived)

i think

one needs to exercise ones imagination on my tattyshops.

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raver, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:54, archived)

i think you need some help

if the best part of your hour was staring at an unmoving picture for a minute

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Or is it?, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:54, archived)

perhaps

a new battery for your watch?

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raver, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:55, archived)

Well, maybe not the best part

but it was rather enjoyable

(~Sunny~, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:56, archived)

fair enough

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Or is it?, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:57, archived)

I see norks...

why can't I take my eyes away :(

Woo to the pic though! And Yay for norks!

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The Boy T, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:08, archived)

My little girl was born on a ray of sound....

(Pelle ghola, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:49, archived)

I don't understand it

but woo fucking yay anyway!

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:52, archived)

be careful with her..

see what just happened
to the goddam elephant!

(Captain Slasher, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:53, archived)

is that your little girl?

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rogue Big knickers, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:53, archived)

She is, in fact,

one of Getty Images many little girls....

(Pelle ghola, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:08, archived)

that's really cool

w/y/badger!!

would you make one of my little girl if I asked nicely?

edit: ok, how about if I ask really rudely then?

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:05, archived)

well.....

I could give it a go, it'll be tomorrow though (or somewhere in the weekend)
4rthur me, if you still want me to..

(Pelle ghola, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:21, archived)

Dank u.

Ik zal doen dat wanneer u geactiveerd bent.

Hebt u toot toot toot in mijn water scooter gehoord?

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:26, archived)

Ik ben actief, op het moment......

en helaas heb ik het waterscooter-nummer wel gehoord.......

(Pelle ghola, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:29, archived)

Blimeh!

You live near Sellafield?!

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The Boy T, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:07, archived)

Fly, Burton, Fly!

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Reckless_Rik, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:45, archived)

Burton

is burning up on re-entry!

Is his last name "Columbia" bychance?

*SLAPS SELF AGAIN*

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:47, archived)

like it !

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Tedmus, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:47, archived)

He might need a plaster,

that looks like it could sting.

(goat thinks you're shit, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:47, archived)

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

burton rocks!

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rogue Big knickers, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:48, archived)

named

after Richard Burton... I really need to stop listening to War Of The Worlds

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Reckless_Rik, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:49, archived)

ohhhh

laaaaaa....wtf is that meant to mean anyways.....

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:50, archived)

it`s

the sound the Martians make - their war cry, if you like :-)

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Reckless_Rik, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:51, archived)

thats

it....sounds like the sound a martian makes after a good dump.....

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:52, archived)

you mean

the sound Martian makes after a good dump! or is he still "Morrish"?

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Reckless_Rik, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:53, archived)

not

after a ginsters pastie.....

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:54, archived)

i'm not sure

i've ever heard martian make that noise.
What have you been doing to him?!

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Lora, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:53, archived)

involves an invisible ray of heat...

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Reckless_Rik, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:55, archived)

have you been in the loo

with him when he does a poo?

ugh!

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rogue Big knickers, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:56, archived)

Have

you?

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:58, archived)

certainly not!

harumph!

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rogue Big knickers, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:59, archived)

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Reckless_Rik, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:01, archived)

that's not nice!

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rogue Big knickers, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:03, archived)

glad to hear it..!

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:01, archived)

Richard Burton?

War of the worlds?

Uhh.. Orson Welles?

Or am I daft?

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:03, archived)

not daft at all

Richard Burton narrates Jeff Wayne`s musical version - check it out, it`s totally brilliant, especially the bits with David Essex in!

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Reckless_Rik, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:05, archived)

The chances of anything coming from Mars

are a million to one... but still, they come!!!

(Bam Bam Baaaaaaaaaaaaaam, et cetea... listening to it now, thank you very much...)

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:10, archived)

Don't forget

Phil fucking Lynott!

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:12, archived)

David Essex

represent.

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:15, archived)

woo!

those bastards at n.a.s.a knew there was a problem an'
yet they still let the
mission go ahead!

(Captain Slasher, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:50, archived)

In ancient Greek mythology,

Prometheus ascends Mount Olympus, fools the gods, steals fire and then returns to earth to give it to his fellow mortals. This did not please the Gods. Fire gave humans too much power. So Zeus chains Prometheus to a rock, to be tortured for eternity.

www.guerrillanews.com/sci-tech/doc1040.html

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:53, archived)

And I always thought that Zeus was.....bad Zeus!

*reasseses whole life*

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lemonhead, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:55, archived)

did he then

become Monkey out of Monkey Magic?

YAA-TATATATA!

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Reckless_Rik, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:57, archived)

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

pigsy!

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rogue Big knickers, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:57, archived)

Click here to translate this page into Japanese automatically! (please be patient, as it may take a short time)

babel.altavista.com/tr?lin=en&lout=ja&translate_me=yes

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:01, archived)

‹?–AƒnƒEƒWƒ“ƒO‚Ìƒuƒ?ƒbƒN !

‹?–AƒnƒEƒWƒ“ƒO‚Ìƒuƒ?ƒbƒN , I say!

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:11, archived)

name, everything...perfect

woo!!
p.s. glad to see Queen etc, clearer on site :)

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lemonhead, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:53, archived)

That's one

fast elephant!

ANIMATE!

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The Boy T, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:03, archived)

Okay, so it's not shopped, but it is somewhat bonkers

(on some stationary I received from Japan)

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Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:42, archived)

Kotton Kandy Kitty?

yum

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cwethan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:43, archived)

It would appear so ...

There's a whole range of this wierdness. The cat is called "Nyanko" and there's Nyanko-Sushi, Nyanko-Burgers ...
You can buy soft toy versions and everything.

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Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:45, archived)

I fear that I will never understand the ways of the Japanese.

BUT! I won't give up trying.

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cwethan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:46, archived)

Well, that just seems like a waste of effort to me.

Give up now, and have a nap.

(goat thinks you're shit, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:50, archived)

how to make a bonsai kitten

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PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:43, archived)

and by "stationary"

do you mean "toilet paper"?

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Or is it?, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:43, archived)

Nope, this is what passes for relatively normal writing paper :)

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Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:45, archived)

Or is it just simply "not moving"

(pedantic whelkybaby)

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whelkboy is old now, you see, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:50, archived)

Evenin

all

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LP, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:55, archived)

evening!

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barnesy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:57, archived)

Howdo

*waits for the "government gateway" to stop waggling it's legs in the air long enough to process his tax return*

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LP, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:59, archived)

Hello LP!

I found some bottles of beer in the back of me car! (hic)

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whelkboy is old now, you see, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:57, archived)

Ahh!

I'd wondered why I only had 3 left! :-)

*finishes the last one*

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LP, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:00, archived)

*Polishes one off now!*

Didn't think you'd mind (hic) (burp)

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whelkboy is old now, you see, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:02, archived)

*grin*

Nah problem!

*starts on the guinness*

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LP, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:04, archived)

It'll build you up.

Have some bread with it!

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whelkboy is old now, you see, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:07, archived)

Ahh...

Sugar coated pussy.

What will the Japanese think of next?

Saves all the girls the trouble and slaps self

*SLAP*

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:45, archived)

thank yow

(~Sunny~, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:47, archived)

Yes...

Let's all thank YAO

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:54, archived)

i would have done it twice.

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cwethan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:47, archived)

On Sundays?

I make it a point to do it at least once a day.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:54, archived)

i *love*

stationery.

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Lora, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:48, archived)

I'll just sit here then :)

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Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:48, archived)

diddly dum

*tsch*

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barnesy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:51, archived)

I'M THE ONE THAT SPELT IT RIGHT THOUGH!

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Lora, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:54, archived)

You

are very, very strange.

But then we all knew that anyways.

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:51, archived)

Or she can spell :oD

Hello Lora.

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whelkboy is old now, you see, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:52, archived)

I don't think

she likes being stationary..?

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:54, archived)

Yay

thank you :)
Hello.

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Lora, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:54, archived)

It's one of my pet hates that...

and licence and license and advice and advise and misuse of apostrohpes and ...

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whelkboy is old now, you see, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:59, archived)

bad spelling generally

annoys me. But some of them confuse me. Like effect and affect! And sometimes apostrophes. But if i'm not definite i'll usually change the wording so i don't have to risk making a mistake..

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Lora, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:01, archived)

Good plan.

I like yer style ;o)

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whelkboy is old now, you see, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:09, archived)

Wots

rong with bad speling?

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The Boy T, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:25, archived)

waaaaaaaaaaa!

*stamps foot*
I want japanese stationary!

(Mr Tugglesnupps, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:49, archived)

I'm sure you can mail order it

(or if you're anywhere near London, go out to the Japan-centre and buy it:)

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Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:51, archived)

Ho hum

EDIT: I think we could actually write an automatic bandwagon picture generator now.
Whack in a bunch of sprites, hit the button, and let it go.
Would make up for all those years of writing dull telecoms software.

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wonko the sane, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:40, archived)

That

is fucking hilarious. Woo!

(Bob McCow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:40, archived)

umpa

lumpa dooopey de dooh...i know a prat whose looking for you....

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:40, archived)

You know what?

I think I understand that remark, which I think makes me a bit sad.

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supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:42, archived)

they

just resembled umpa lumpas to me....being so small and all....

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:43, archived)

I was thinking

that Prat is the name of a character in Hitch Hikers, who is connected in some way with the character Wonko the Sane, but It's a long time since I read those books.

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supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:46, archived)

nah

it was just the first thing i could think of that would rhyme....and by a funny coincidance i`m listening to the hitch hikers guide.....

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:47, archived)

You're a bit sad anyway

(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:43, archived)

Touche

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supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:44, archived)

why are you here?

maybe tonights a night to find somewhere else to play.
You're not making yourself any friends, so why not call it a night, and hope that other peoples short term memories are as shot to shit as mine is, so they don't remember what a tit you've been.

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Pootle, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:48, archived)

nice take on it.

Woo!

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supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:41, archived)

woo and yay

and a liitle houpla too! nice shopping

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Or is it?, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:41, archived)

I like that one!

Now if only someone would 'shop the background out as well... :OP

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barnesy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:41, archived)

ay oop

mate , how are we?

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Tedmus, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:42, archived)

not too bad!

Halfheartedly trawling the interwebnet again in search of hummus. And I seem to have a bottle of glenlivet, which is bound to help at some point!

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barnesy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:45, archived)

beer

always helps !

my usual source sites have been a bit lacking of late , bastards

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Tedmus, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:49, archived)

whisky is good too!

I reckon photo.net was great when I first found it, but it really seems to have gone off lately. Or maybe it's just that I don't get the ideas so much any more?

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barnesy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:53, archived)

you've

burnt yourself out that's what it is. A year of top quality shopping and you're all spent...

Me however, at lease I'm consistently hummusless

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LP, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:57, archived)

heh!

I intend to flog this dead horse for a while yet!

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barnesy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 22:06, archived)

nice !

a bandwagon pic I can appreciate , I applaud you :)

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Tedmus, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:42, archived)

Classy wok!

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The Boy T, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:43, archived)

Old old old joke

sorry!

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The Boy T, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:33, archived)

haha

made me chuckle

woo woo

(Fort, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:35, archived)

hehe

Rodney... with the thingie in the o. Coolaboola!

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Reckless_Rik, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:35, archived)

heh heh heh

(evenin')

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whelkboy is old now, you see, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:36, archived)

hehehe

woo

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Or is it?, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:36, archived)

Fantabulous

when you roll your mouse over it... heehee

(~Sunny~, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:38, archived)

hehehe woo!

I want to see you and Quelabra duel with swords over the title of "Undisputed master of the ALT text".

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supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:38, archived)

I would last

about 20 seconds :o) Maybe leave it till pirate day!

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The Boy T, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:42, archived)

Woo!

(Bob McCow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:38, archived)

cowwot

slightly larger

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Or is it?, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:28, archived)

thats

a beauty !

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Tedmus, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:29, archived)

nice

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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:30, archived)

Nice!

Very nice!

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supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:31, archived)

that's lovely!

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spacefish bong!, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:32, archived)

spiffing

(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:32, archived)

WEIRD!

and woo!

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:34, archived)

How now,

green cowwot!

Woo!

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The Boy T, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:34, archived)

Tis Gweeeeeen!

w/y/h

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:34, archived)

coming ready or not!

cemarmotry games?

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raver, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:28, archived)

*groan*

thats a terrible pun.

I do like the idea of marmots playing hide and seek in a graveyard though.

btw for anyone who wants to go to alton towers go next week. it's dead quiet but I was bored after about 2 hours cos I'd been on everything.

(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:30, archived)

Awful, awful pun

and a mad pic to boot - woo!

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:32, archived)

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Reckless_Rik, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:21, archived)

yay

i fucking love that :)

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zerolicious, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:22, archived)

You would

(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:26, archived)

i do

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zerolicious, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:28, archived)

You hilarious little hovering frontpager you

Oh what can I do next? Er perhaps a feline in a costume?

ponce

(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:31, archived)

ummm

freak boy.

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Lora, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:32, archived)

nobber!

wah wah wah

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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:32, archived)

Ram your twatty

blurred virtual crayonings up your arse

(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:33, archived)

Just leave this cock alone people.

He's clearly not very bright, so will get bored quickly and go and stick fireworks up a cats arse or something. then hopefully he'll get arrested and come out of a youth detention center a broken man with a size 18 arsehole.

That is all.

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supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:35, archived)

evening troll !

how rare !

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Tedmus, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:36, archived)

Yeah

night shift's fluffy my arse!

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:39, archived)

hehehe !

I blame all you dayshifters bringing the trolls with you !

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Tedmus, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:41, archived)

You're a wanker too

Any more want to have a go?

(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:38, archived)

Yes me.

(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:39, archived)

only if

you'll call me a wanker too.

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Lora, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:40, archived)

(steps up)

(stretches limbs)
(intake of breath)
(drink of water)

You're so stupid...

you can't even spell 'SS' properly!!!

(bows, picks up flowers thrown onto stage, blows kisses, retreats)

edit: crikey, it's coming to something when even the trolls ignore me.

edit again: the trolls who specifically ask for vituperation, too. Perhaps I'm just TOO good.

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:41, archived)

Point taken

and I have no frontpages. Time for a hilarious hovering kitten on a blurred crayony background. I'll be right back.

(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:46, archived)

JAM!!!!

(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:48, archived)

Blimey.

I persuaded a troll to concede to me.

BOW BEFORE ME, FOR I AM THE INTERNET MESSIAH!!!

(thunder, lightning, et cetera)

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:49, archived)

you`re

nearly as powerful as General Zod out of Superman II!

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Reckless_Rik, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:58, archived)

Hey now...

Don't descend into trolling just to get a point across. Just "Simma dow" "Simma dow"

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:38, archived)

oh fuck off.

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PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:33, archived)

You fuck off

(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:34, archived)

In an attempt at fluffyness:

Why not sit down and have a nice cup of tea? Watch a nature documentary perhaps?

(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:35, archived)

good answer.

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PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:35, archived)

heheh

I actually found that funny!

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Reckless_Rik, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:34, archived)

me too

i'm off to photoshop gary glitter as a cat hovering over some children now! maybe with added spunk stains!

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zerolicious, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:35, archived)

You can fuck off as...

oh hang on...

forget I said anything

(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:35, archived)

arf!

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barnesy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:35, archived)

why the

arsebadgery?

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Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:30, archived)

no, sunshine elephant would

(1, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:31, archived)

TWICE on Sundays

even :D

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:34, archived)

looks like he's having fun !

woo !

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Tedmus, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:22, archived)

wah....?

i totally dont understand it...but i like it

(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:22, archived)

original photo

was the ship launching that "record breaking" balloon that kinda.. broke

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Reckless_Rik, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:23, archived)

ooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh

that makes 1,000,000 times more sense now...yet still less than dandelion and burdock, never understood that drink

(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:24, archived)

mmmmmmmmmmmmm

dan-de-lion and bur-dock.... :-D

(

Reckless_Rik, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:26, archived)

oo, what happened?

i never saw the outcome of that, i just saw the preliminary thing on TV.

(

PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:26, archived)

it crashed and burned....

on the queen.... in a big bloody mess

(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:26, archived)

youre lying.

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PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:28, archived)

you're right

it's now soaring high above the atmosphere, like a big balooney satelite

(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:28, archived)

youre still lying.

(

PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:30, archived)

your lying too!

; )

(

rogue Big knickers, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:30, archived)

Heh!

Fabby

(

matsimpsk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:23, archived)

lots of elephants on the board!

yay!

*edit: and one very scary koala bear....which i will now woo!

(

cwethan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:24, archived)

wonderful

my little Rikky ;)

(

Lora, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:24, archived)

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

(

spacefish bong!, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:25, archived)

Wicked!

you complete loon :o)

(

The Boy T, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:25, archived)

it seemed

logical to me :-Z :-)

(

Reckless_Rik, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:26, archived)

I like that - woo!

And cheeky repostertunity!

(

Ijon Tichy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:26, archived)

that's more than a bit good that !

yay :)

(

oCo, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:26, archived)

woooooooooooooo

and..........................

YAY!!!!

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rogue Big knickers, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:26, archived)

Am I late?

"They'll never refuse me a sony award now!"

Couldn't resist...

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StuartB Official Operator of Macs, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:17, archived)

threre

is struddel in my ladahousen....or how ever its spelt....

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:19, archived)

i know it's

lederhosen

(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:20, archived)

thats

it...see i cant spell german to save my life...well except german of course.....

(

Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:21, archived)

I had to look that one

over for ages till I knew what you ment

(Socks_of_war, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:23, archived)

Strudeln

and Lederhosen. Probably.

(Harry, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:28, archived)

laaaaadeeeeee of spaaaaain i Adore Youuuuuuuuuuu

riiiight from the niiiiiight i first saaaaw youuuuuuuuuuu

(

Or is it?, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:23, archived)

Its

twenty past nine, is this really still going on?

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:23, archived)

sad

aint it?

(

Tedmus, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:34, archived)

Aww bless.......

(

Tedmus, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:16, archived)

that's brilliant

(

Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:17, archived)

WAAAAAAAAARGH!!

scared my pants off

hello everyone!

(the two lips, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:17, archived)

WARRRRGH!!!!!!

please, put your pants back on! That scared me!

Hello Hammer!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:22, archived)

that makes your name even funnier.

(

cwethan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:27, archived)

yay

that's fab! bit fluffy for you though ted ;)

(

zerolicious, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:18, archived)

hehe !

evening Z , hows the lurgy?

(

Tedmus, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:18, archived)

lurgacious

to the max! how's yours?

(

zerolicious, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:19, archived)

lurgalicious

shurely?

(

spacefish bong!, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:21, archived)

keep

thinking it's going then it returns with a bang :(

pleghmbunctious !

(

Tedmus, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:22, archived)

That is class

Woo yay hoopla to you, sir

(Wereon, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:18, archived)

That made me nearly choke on my NCoT!

Woo! Yay!

Not for the poor individual consumed, though.

(

StuartB Official Operator of Macs, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:18, archived)

That's cracking

(

Pootle, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:19, archived)

The lying bastards

I knew they couldn't just live off eucalyptus leaves.

Superb

(

Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:20, archived)

Hahahaha!!

That is

(

Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:20, archived)

aaarrghh !

hope he'll be full after that ...

woo and yay !

(

oCo, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:21, archived)

Fucking

scary creatures those koalas....

woo!

(

The Boy T, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:26, archived)

Blimey

that's not just a little bit freaky!

(

Ijon Tichy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:32, archived)

he's got your number!

(Fort, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:15, archived)

I don't know why

that made me laugh, but it did.

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:15, archived)

ha ha!

made me laff

(~Sunny~, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:28, archived)

Welcome Home, Henry

(

Miles, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:13, archived)

I love that

but am not quite sure why.

(

supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:14, archived)

because

small elephants rule

(

zerolicious, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:17, archived)

some paedophilic insest there

(

Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:18, archived)

shes trying to strangle her.

(

PMGT -Bacon., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:19, archived)

only to the trained eye

(

Pootle, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:20, archived)

you're right

give me a minute, i'll put gary glitter in the background - hilarious!

(

zerolicious, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:20, archived)

Perhaps you could make them hover?

That would be hilarious.

Or maybe you could put the elephant in ethnic dress?

Hahahahahahhahahahahahaha that would be toooooo much you little rascal.

(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:24, archived)

better not bother then

wouldn't want to offend your sensibilities

(

zerolicious, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:30, archived)

I'm so appalled

that would be so inovative, I think I'd laugh til I shat

(

Pootle, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:25, archived)

aw, he's so diddy!

(

Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:15, archived)

I wannt

one

(Mad Frank, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:15, archived)

That is lovely

I just cant quite put my finger on why :)

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Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:16, archived)

Yay!

Yes! Welcome home!

Kill the fatted calf!

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:16, archived)

Whaaaaaaay

I'm in a bar on a laptop, and I'm still without friends or a purpose in life !

(

Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:13, archived)

Don't....

....leave it on the bar.

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:14, archived)

dont leave any drinks unatendednnndeeddd....

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:15, archived)

No...

...I kept doing that yestrerday afternoon and my drinking compainion kept filling the fuckers up again and I had a dreadful day at work today as a result of said refills.

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:16, archived)

well

thats what us people are like in chelmsford....lager frenzy people.....

(

Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:16, archived)

It was...

...worse than a lager hangover...it was the foul-breathed, kill-cows-at-100-yards-farts, dry mouthed, brown-water-shit real ale hangover.

(

Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:18, archived)

From hell.

(

Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:20, archived)

did

it come in a stool bucket ?

(

Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:21, archived)

I work at Broomfield Hospital...

...and wanted to sample it to send it to the lab but they said it was too toxic for them to have on the premises.

(

Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:24, archived)

Are you in Chelmsford?

I went to school there

(Goatse not a comedy account, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:17, archived)

am....its not so bad...dark at the moment mind....

(

Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:18, archived)

Yes...

...and it was the Queen's Head that was the source of my dismay.

(

Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:19, archived)

no...

not that one...thats...um...bugger cant recall which end of the town it is...but it is famailiar....

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:20, archived)

Just off New London Road...

...past the Orange Tree, has a very errrr 'vocal' landlord and strange fat bearded clientele.
And as for the blokes that drink there...

(

Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:23, archived)

ahh

that one...know of it...never been.

(

Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:32, archived)

S'okay.

He probably doesn't work for MI5.

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:17, archived)

did once upon a time...cant talk about it mind....especially about that secret base on the moon populated by irons.

(

Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:18, archived)

That's

no secret.

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:33, archived)

did you have the laptop when you went into the bar

or did you pull it when you got there?

(

spacefish bong!, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:15, archived)

well

what's the plan for the hudderstw33n? beverages before/after?

(

spacefish bong!, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:12, archived)

The Head of Steam pub

in Huddersfield at 12:00ish. It's near the station, details in arthur. I assume you've already made your arrangements, but if you'd rather journey to Manchester Friday night, stay here, then go with me and fnord Saturday am, you are more than welcome.

Oh, and hello Cliff :)

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supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:16, archived)

huzzah!

alas, i don't fancy going all the way up to manc straight after work, but if it had been an edinburgh weekend i'd've gone up north like a rat up a pipe (i just like that expression)

i quite am in the looking of forward to the saturday though!

(

spacefish bong!, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:20, archived)

and what are your arrangements for saturday?

so i can know what everyone's doing

(

evil pixie, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:35, archived)

well now

thats strangely intriguing

(

haylith has been gone a long, long time, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:16, archived)

it's a four-cliffed duck

(

spacefish bong!, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:21, archived)

Oh,

very good.

A pun worthy of myself.

Almost.

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:28, archived)

Join MI6!

No really.
But I bet some cunt's already linked it.
www.secretservicetest.co.uk/intro.html

(

Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:10, archived)

hoorah!

Your search for "secretservicetest" matched 0 messages from the archive:

(

Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:11, archived)

Really?

Works grand from where I'm sat.

(

Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:12, archived)

works fine.

just proved it hasn't been linked before

(

Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:13, archived)

Wooo!

Every other time I do a link some cunt pops up and says...'oh yes that's old news we linked to it in 1984'.

(

Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:15, archived)

he's on about

www.b3ta.com/board/search.php (at the top of the page)
if you want to link to something it's probably worth sticking the domain name in there to check if it's a glass cock (something that's not made by a b3tan but has been posted repeatedly) or not.

(Mr Tugglesnupps, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:19, archived)

Damn you,

John Hurt!!!

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:25, archived)

this appears to work,

www.lpbk.net/misc/sunshine_elephant/audioweebl.wma

(

Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:13, archived)

do ya think scott mills' arsey tomfoolery will make the newsletter?

(~Sunny~, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:12, archived)

i really

don't think so..`

(

Lora, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:14, archived)

yes

We've overkilled him really (unfortunately not in the literal sense)

(~Sunny~, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:16, archived)

No fucking chance infact.

(

supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:17, archived)

83.31%

I rock

(

wayward., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:20, archived)

Does that count as spam or not ??

Either way, I got 71% or so.

(

Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:24, archived)

78%

for me

('Andeh', Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:32, archived)

Not really one for the comp

but it might have been

(Geebo, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:09, archived)

Ooooh dont.

(

Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:10, archived)

ooooOOOOoooo!

Ooh! Ooh!

One more:

OoOOOOooh!

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:12, archived)

and verily...

...ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooH!!!

(

Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:16, archived)

ooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooh!!!

go on then.

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:18, archived)

nay and indeed...

...ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

(

Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:21, archived)

I'll see your nay and indeed...ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

and raise you a

MADAM!!!

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:24, archived)

a prairie dove

(

Or is it?, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:06, archived)

Yes, I believe it is.

(

barnesy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:06, archived)

splendid shoppery.

(

Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:07, archived)

lovely

TJ: austin powers is on ITV2
yeah baby

(

Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:09, archived)

alternatively you could read an article

www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,1101030908-480226,00.html?cnn=yes

or not

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:10, archived)

Cracking!

(

The Boy T, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:09, archived)

Jeremy only intended to go out for a quiet drink...

... but Clive could be very persuasive - and Jeremy's biggest problem was that he never knew when to say "when".

(

100% of Gibbon, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:02, archived)

wheeeeee!

woo! = )

(

evil pixie, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:02, archived)

hahaha

excellent!

I`d hate to see him on Sunny "D"

(

Reckless_Rik, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:03, archived)

Haha!

Great :)

(

matsimpsk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:03, archived)

Yay Jeremy.

I think he's got the right idea though.
I'm off to the pub, although my drug of choice will be Guinness.
Later maybe

(

Tart Monkey, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:03, archived)

A premonition of some kind perhaps?

(

supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:04, archived)

just

say no to drugs...unless they are freebies and then say ...give me....

(

Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:04, archived)

hahah!

ficking cool!

Shake it baby!

(

The Boy T, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:04, archived)

yay!

and my birthday regards for the weekend

(

Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:05, archived)

I had an afternoon like that yesreday.

And a fucking dreadful day at work today as a result.

(

Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:08, archived)

It can't have been that bad

at least Clive wasn't there....

(

100% of Gibbon, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:09, archived)

No...

...there was an old bloke called Pete who kept refilling my glass every time I went to the bog though.

When are yourself and the family coming to visit sunny Chelmsford?
I can do pretty much any weekend this month apart from this one.

(

Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:11, archived)

aargh

we're moving between now and October the 3rd, so it's going to be too difficult I think, I'll probably be in Glemsford next thursday or friday for the weekend, but not sure I'll be able to spare another weekend until october.

(Mr Tugglesnupps, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:16, archived)

I can do Gelmsford next w'end...

...alreafy doing it this one..am granny watching for the old pair.

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:17, archived)

Indeed

that was the idea, not that I'll be much good with no car and the like - they told me you were going on wednesday / thursday?

(Mr Tugglesnupps, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:21, archived)

LOL

teehee!

Happy Birthday soon 100%Gibbon!!!

(

Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 21:21, archived)

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