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friend asked me to make a picture with a subtle ghost/monster in it.
can you see it?

cfb!

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biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:36, archived)

Eeeep

*runs of with terror induced runs*

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Pootle, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:41, archived)

I love that!

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Danblez, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:42, archived)

Sometimes those big spiky helmets would affect a Viking's hearing

and they returned with the wrong things.

Tape and Village

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Olembe Refuses to write in this space, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:34, archived)

That's

Brilliant! Ooh, if only I'd thought of it. Could have had another entry!
I worked it out without even reading the bottom bit, aren't I clever!

(djkwilding, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:10, archived)

The Misheard History of Vikings... Part 5

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4

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Mystery_Bob, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:34, archived)

i like that.

People usually go on holiday for a little R&R.

Vikings go for a little R&P.

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biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:37, archived)

It's ICO!

But where's Yorda?

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COCKLES, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:44, archived)

sweet

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Delete Me, Thu 11 Sep 2003, 11:27, archived)

'lo all

made this for my boyfriend, but I thought I'd share it with you as well.
I only wish it had vikings in it....
clicky here for biggerification

(KnitWit, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:33, archived)

Splendid.

I'm sure your boyfriend will now be prepared to perform all manner of unspeakable acts for you now. Keep us informed.

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:36, archived)

I only hope

he brings me his refridgerator... ('s a long story and I have to run off to class now)

(KnitWit, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:40, archived)

Yay

fish!!!!
Fighters as well.
Lully.

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Samsonite, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:36, archived)

real fish can't play guitar

FACT

(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:36, archived)

correct...

...because Captain Birdseye has cut off all their fingers and wrapped them in breadcrumb.

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Mystery_Bob, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:37, archived)

now you made me cry....

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Samsonite, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:39, archived)

The REAL reason the vkings were so dreaded...

...

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:29, archived)

Doesn't it annoy you that the only memorable thing about Chelmsford

was a shit comedy starring Rory McGrath?

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:32, archived)

I can't

remember

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butchbint, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:32, archived)

I don't like Rory McGrath

he makes me angry.

(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:33, archived)

that may be because

he is a tit

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Pootle, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:35, archived)

i had a letter printed in viz about rory mcgrath

something about him chatting up my sister and being a melon headed cunt.

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new_matt, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:36, archived)

hes not that attractive

and generally tits aren't that hirsute

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Lynxkitten, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:39, archived)

where

and who ?

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ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:34, archived)

I thought it was a good comedy

before Rory became shit....
Oh well.

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Samsonite, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:34, archived)

Oooh chelmsford 123

i thought i was the only bloke to remember that. That ugly landlord out of Brush Strokes was in it too if i recall.....i do remember it was shite though. Or i was just about 11 and didn't get it...

(Paul Smenis, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:35, archived)

Nah...

Best thing about Chelmsford is me!

(Fur King Wang Car, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:39, archived)

(Why am I the only one who does this anymore?) ARGH!

the viking fear the viking fear the viking fear the viking fear the viking fear the viking fear the viking fear the viking fear the viking fear the viking fear the viking fear the viking fear the viking fear the viking fear the viking fear the viking fear the viking fear the viking fear the viking fear the viking fear the viking fear the viking fear the viking fear the viking fear the viking fear the viking fear the viking fear the viking fear the viking fear the viking fear

(A Wooden Leg Named Smith, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 19:30, archived)

it may be rubbish

but i'm giggling like a loon!

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stevierar, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:29, archived)

that's

pretty damned odd!

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rogan, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:39, archived)

rake and pileage

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aubergene, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:29, archived)

ohh

almost forgot, handy guide to raking leaves 8^0
www.senecapt.com/_articles/Leaf_Raking.htm

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aubergene, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:30, archived)

jajajaja!

und grooon!

ferry gut!

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:35, archived)

Groan...

(Freshie, Mon 8 Sep 2003, 21:22, archived)

Maybe the Millenium celebrations in London would've been different had the Vikings had anything to do with it...

clickorate for full biggerization

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MrHaze likes to poo, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:25, archived)

that would have been so much better

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rob, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:26, archived)

that

looks like desperate dans cowpie

(bblgoose, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:26, archived)

shhhhh

i'd been thinking that too...

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MrHaze likes to poo, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:27, archived)

aah the dandy

i remember when it used to be 18p...how much is it now?

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:27, archived)

17p

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Reverend Dan, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:28, archived)

that made me laugh so much - thanks

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aubergene, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:32, archived)

the pleasure

was all mine

:¬)

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Reverend Dan, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:35, archived)

£450

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:28, archived)

£750

last time i looked

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MrHaze likes to poo, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:28, archived)

this is like the price is right

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MrHaze likes to poo, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:28, archived)

it isn't

Bruce's Price is Right anymore?

Good game good game etc.

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Red wine and cheese., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:30, archived)

i remember when it was 7d

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Darkedge, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:31, archived)

the old

scrabble letters bartering system

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aubergene, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:33, archived)

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse

but I'd rather eat a cow pie.

I was in the Desperate Dan club, oh yes.

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:28, archived)

would have brightened up

the view from Canning Town tube n'all. Superb pic :-)

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expf, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:27, archived)

Ooooh how nice!

Lovely!

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sick_boy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:27, archived)

ooooh that's pretty!

it would've been carnage!

carnage-y hall?

biggery clickery no workio!?

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popt_art, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:28, archived)

Ouch!

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matsimpsk, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:29, archived)

arf !

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Tedmus, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:30, archived)

As promised

Getting a bit carried away now.

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Vermin, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:23, archived)

that aint no longboat in the background

you're a fake

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rob, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:24, archived)

But he does look like a rapist.

So fair play.

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:25, archived)

My last name is supposed to be viking for

"otter" too.
/edit
"The family name ******** is believed to be descended originally from the Norman race, frequently but mistakenly assumed to be of French origin. They were more accurately of Viking origin. The Vikings landed in the Orkneys and Northern Scotland..."

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Vermin, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:33, archived)

I think if we could verify

that he was drinking mead, then that would pass for genuine viking action?

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expf, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:29, archived)

Fraid not.

It's rather piss poor bitter ale.

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Vermin, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:30, archived)

Magnus loved being a Viking...

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Darryn.R, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:23, archived)

And who can blame him?

Yay to Magnus!

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MizEmma, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:25, archived)

heh

"So what can you bring to the job, Magnus?"

"Horns, sir".

woo!

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:27, archived)

Aberdeen Magnus

hahaha

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Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:31, archived)

change b3ta challenge to david bloody blaine in the arse

change b3ta challenge to david bloody blaine in the arse and keep it there as long as hes up there....

(BULLSHIT_and_ONIONS, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:21, archived)

eep

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ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:21, archived)

I don't

understand

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wayward., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:22, archived)

and the funny thing is

I could have got it cheaper from Dixons! Oh we did laugh, the vicar and I.

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:22, archived)

Last Tuesday?

Really? How marvellous. I must tell Marjorie. She's trimming the hedge as we speak.

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butchbint, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:23, archived)

Jamaica?

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sunny_jimbob, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:23, archived)

Alaska

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:29, archived)

Rectum.

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Samsonite, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:30, archived)

and fat?

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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popt_art, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:32, archived)

Which was nice!

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Danblez, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:24, archived)

i had that coversation just the other day

however, aside from the laughing i found that Doreen from the launderette actually does have the clap despite what Jeff thought....

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:24, archived)

fuck off

and think of something interesting

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butchbint, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:22, archived)

WTFAYBOA?

tsk tsk

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:22, archived)

Oh do fuck off.

Or I'll fuck you up.

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:22, archived)

up the what?

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:23, archived)

his

shitepipe

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Tedmus, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:24, archived)

PARP!

Euwh!

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:25, archived)

you're the boss

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Reverend Dan, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:22, archived)

two words

cock, and off.

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baby wet ones, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:22, archived)

there was

a david blaine challenge last time he did something stupid. I think we covered everything then...

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rogan, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:22, archived)

b3ta.com/challenge/davidblaine/

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rob, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:23, archived)

i do hope this entry won

b3ta.com/board/121447

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Reverend Dan, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:25, archived)

this one made me laugh

b3ta.com/board/114895

so true, so true ....

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spiny - things are looking up, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 15:38, archived)

so many

broken links...

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rogan, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:25, archived)

a metaphor for life...

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new_matt, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:29, archived)

it's

like an image graveyard.

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:30, archived)

i was going to say that...

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popt_art, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:26, archived)

great minds

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rogan, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:27, archived)

No,

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:22, archived)

shut the fuck up

and marry me

(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:24, archived)

i thought all the trolls

had gone back to school?

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Red wine and cheese., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:25, archived)

Good afternoon.

And what a pleasant first message that is, from somebody who's been here all of 9 minutes.
Do you have any further instructions for us?

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Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:28, archived)

I've not got too much free time!

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HornO, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:19, archived)

What noise do vikings make?

I have a feeling that it may be similar to Yarrrr.

WOo to the Biking!

(obscure japanese smorgesbord joke)

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:21, archived)

J00r!

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matsimpsk, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:23, archived)

Yes!

Could work for hispanic vikings too.

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:24, archived)

YØRRRR!!

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wayward., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:24, archived)

of course

it's obvious now :)

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:24, archived)

probably already bin dunn, but not like this!

click him for bigness!

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baby wet ones, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:16, archived)

hahaha

yay

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:17, archived)

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:17, archived)

|God damn!

I am so bored of Viking/Office supplies jokes...

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:17, archived)

I'm not.

I think they're great!

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christhebarker, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:19, archived)

is that a diss?

from you sir???

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baby wet ones, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:19, archived)

It was sarcasm actually,

sorry.
You know I love you...

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:20, archived)

Lexx fan eh?

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Red wine and cheese., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:22, archived)

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:24, archived)

hahaha

woo!

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:18, archived)

very very sorry..

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Signify, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:13, archived)

Groan....

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:15, archived)

groan

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sunny_jimbob, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:15, archived)

Excuse me good sir

but you've just pissed on my mind

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:15, archived)

He must be a gosh darned good shot.

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:17, archived)

Raather

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:18, archived)

Many apologies

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sunny_jimbob, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:18, archived)

took me a while

groan

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:16, archived)

I did that too

www.b3ta.com/board/1915624

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:17, archived)

..and...

you did it better - I must have missed it...

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Signify, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:19, archived)

sorry Unix guys

had to get it out of my head.

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blupp relaxes harder, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:10, archived)

I've

actually sprained a finger using VI before

:w

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packetslut, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:12, archived)

vi is the stupidest piece of stupid that ever stupid-ed.

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CranberryArmadillo, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:14, archived)

awww..

it's really efficient if you just get to know it... it's only the first two years that it sucks, after that, it's as good as wordpad!

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packetslut, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:15, archived)

Its great

I find I now try and use :wq on notepad these days :)

(Mad Frank, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:17, archived)

Rahhh!

Now I'm a UNIX guy too.

Since I got OS X, I've grown a beard, started wearing sandals and haven't changed my t-shirt.

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matsimpsk, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:12, archived)

damn

the only one of those i got is the T-shirt thing, and that's only at weekends :(

trousers, now i havn't changed them since wednesday... as for underpants, let's not go there :D (okay, it was this morning)

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:14, archived)

me too

and i haven't even touched the unix stuff yet

(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:15, archived)

What has OS X got to do with Unix?

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Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:26, archived)

Hmmm...

My sarcasm detector is busted.

In case you're being serious:
www.apple.com/macosx/technologies/darwin.html

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matsimpsk, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:43, archived)

Gah.

Been done m'fraid.

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:13, archived)

doh

was out for lunch and now this. got the urge to make another one now.

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blupp relaxes harder, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:20, archived)

viking viking viking viking viking etc.

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six50, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:09, archived)

yay!

i'm off for my interview now, ta ra

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:10, archived)

good

luck

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Jobe, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:10, archived)

Good

luck

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christhebarker, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:10, archived)

hahaha - creep

Just coz you don't want to get fisted!

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MizEmma, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:11, archived)

i've already fisted him

so it's ok

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:12, archived)

Oh. That's alright then.

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MizEmma, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:13, archived)

good luck

have fun
fist them

(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:11, archived)

don't shit on the desk.

sorry ment good luck

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:12, archived)

all the best

m'dear

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:12, archived)

Gooooo on son!

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Danblez, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:13, archived)

best of british

to you

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butchbint, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:13, archived)

That's a little harsh.

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:13, archived)

Do you want a hankie?

Diddums.

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:15, archived)

he'll only

empty his load into it

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butchbint, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:17, archived)

Actually, I was gong to wank into it.

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:18, archived)

Just wank

not come?

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butchbint, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:26, archived)

Maybe I could burn out his lachrymal glands out with perming solution?

(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:18, archived)

Good thinking

He'll probably still wank into it. Just won't be able to cry whilst he's doing it.

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butchbint, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:24, archived)

bollocks to it.

working = less time on b3ta. avoid!

good luck matey

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mrRush, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:13, archived)

i'll tell them

how badly organised their store is.

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:14, archived)

you tell 'em.

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mrRush, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:18, archived)

good luck

dress well,
speak clearly,
don't swear,
don't get out your bits

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Red wine and cheese., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:13, archived)

Remember:

"Your leisure is my pleasure"

G'luck!

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matsimpsk, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:14, archived)

Badgers Rule

yes they do!

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Whiffert Support the Free Balogna Movement!, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:10, archived)

fantastic!

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rogan, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:10, archived)

yey

badger badger badger

(peska, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:12, archived)

mushroom! mushroom!

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Reverend Dan, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:14, archived)

yay!

an extra line to get stuck in my head...

vikings vikings vikings mushroom mushroom...

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mrRush, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:11, archived)

woo!

cute!

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sunny_jimbob, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:16, archived)

they used so much, they bought the company

I mean pillaged it

all that rowing and rough seas.

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aubergene, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:09, archived)

and E?

(rachboc, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:10, archived)

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JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:09, archived)

9/10...

...best viking pic so far!

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:10, archived)

Hahaha.

Word.

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:10, archived)

good

punnage! / tonnage?

(nebulous, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:10, archived)

hahahaha

excellent..but where do you buy the spare parts?
valhalfords maybe?

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:11, archived)

Theres

Your compo entry then :)

(Mad Frank, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:12, archived)

Indeed

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JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:13, archived)

Very

Clever and nicely shopped.

(Mad Frank, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:12, archived)

See,

That's hummus on a level not reached by mere mortals.

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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:13, archived)

fucking fantastic!

YES!

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:15, archived)

Complete and utter class m8

Must be the winner hands down

(CorpseClothing.com, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:29, archived)

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