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# Been done before?
(I helped save b3ta! NIrving Cannot think of anything to say!, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:19, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Like it!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:20, archived)
# Why not?
These things are usually rotten
(Dr_Seuss, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:22, archived)
# Well How can I put it?
He has to stay @ home and look after his sick kitten. Or probalby something else.......
(I helped save b3ta! NIrving Cannot think of anything to say!, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:23, archived)
# Plenty of
'celebrities' who's careers are dead end up ligging it at these bashes
(Dr_Seuss, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:31, archived)
# The guy with Jordan looks really worried.
She just looks like she's on drugs.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:25, archived)
# Jordan
the thinking mans crumpet.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:44, archived)
# Where's Prince Harry?
You promised us Prince Harry. You rogue.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:27, archived)
# He is in the Shop as we speak
Time for tea now.....
(I helped save b3ta! NIrving Cannot think of anything to say!, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:29, archived)
# Someone investigated Snuff movies not so long ago
And found every single "dead" person still alive.

100% of fact.
(I helped save b3ta! The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:50, archived)
# Are you
making that up.
Good morning.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:52, archived)
# Morning mate
Nope it's true.
After all, it's easier/less risky to fake killing someone than to actually *do* it.
Now put down that knife - please?
(I helped save b3ta! The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:58, archived)
# Its for art.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:04, archived)
# but it was a cracking good story
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:06, archived)
# I passed these on the way to work...

Click for biggy

and no, not in THAT way!
(I helped save b3ta! ashurek, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:13, archived)
# STAMP ON
THEM HARD!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:14, archived)
# KICK THE URCHINS
eyarghyarrrgh.... anger.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:15, archived)
# poor things
i hope you gave them some money for tea. or possibly poured tea all over them.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:15, archived)
# Don't be fooled
They'll only spend it on catnip.
(I helped save b3ta! The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:51, archived)
# Begging little
fuckers.

The one on the right actually isn't all that cute, is he?
(I helped save b3ta! CarlosTheJackal, protector of innocence, taker of liberties, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:16, archived)
# Carlos is that really you son?
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:19, archived)
# Yes,
but who the fuck are you?

Mummy?? *crosses fingers*
(I helped save b3ta! CarlosTheJackal, protector of innocence, taker of liberties, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:24, archived)
# FBI

You're nicked son!
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:30, archived)
# Put them in a sack and hoy it in the river.
They'll only turn to crime and drugs otherwise.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:16, archived)
# How about a barrel?

Click for biggy

ooooh its repostastic!
(I helped save b3ta! ashurek, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:19, archived)
# That's ok,
as long as the river has crocodiles.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:26, archived)
# spare
10p for a saucer of milk mate
(Dr_Seuss, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:19, archived)
# I blame the government
Whoever thought of the Cats in the Community scheme should be hung, drawn and quartered.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:21, archived)
# Ohhhhh how sad
Nice shopping. Woo
(I helped save b3ta! underneath the weeping willow, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:23, archived)
# Braindrops keep falling from my head ...


Probaby better in my head too ...
(MattDP (Squiggle), Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:12, archived)
# mmm
spicy
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:13, archived)
# Crikey.
You must have some sort of hive mind.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:14, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:14, archived)
# yes
brains tend to be more useful when encased inside the skull.

reminds me of an old kenny everette joke about a vampire in italy throwing the corpses out his 5th floor window.

the bloke below said that drained wops keep falling on his head.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:15, archived)
# Badum
tish!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:17, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:10, archived)
# well
I never
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:11, archived)
# No,
I never have either...but you know what, i think I would.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:12, archived)
# sec
onded
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:12, archived)
# ewwwwww
sloppy seconded!!
(Zed Smith, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:01, archived)
# Argh!
The Fear of Nipples!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:12, archived)
# Don't fear
the NORKS!
(Zed Smith, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:02, archived)
# I don't mind the six nipple thing.
I still would. Morning all.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:12, archived)
# Bloomin'
peanut smugglers.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:12, archived)
# looks like worms again...
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:12, archived)
# Do they
rotate?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:12, archived)
# ya
wouldnt know which one to suck on first.....
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:13, archived)
# It reminds me
of Braille...
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:13, archived)
# well
its true i could rub my hands over her a good few times.....
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:14, archived)
# is that your left one love?
or am reading a novel?
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:14, archived)
# or bowling
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Peet, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:15, archived)
# Like this? (repost)

Click for biggy
(I helped save b3ta! ashurek, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:15, archived)
# teeheehee
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:16, archived)
# he's reading
instuctions for something involving sheets. fact.
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:17, archived)
# bed sheets?
you very clever for brayl - me not unerstan it
(I helped save b3ta! ashurek, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:21, archived)
# .

(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:16, archived)
# Yeah,
we had one, but the wheels fell off.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:17, archived)
# Umm
you missed out the 'v'

/edit - no, sorry... my bad!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:18, archived)
# no
I didn't

edit: is v.
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:19, archived)
# I
Love Braille

Took me ages to feel the changes in radiation coming from my CRT so I could work out the letters.
(knuks Lurking for 12+ years, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:39, archived)
# Way
hey!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:13, archived)
# I like six nipples
they are hot!!
(jokeface_killah, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:14, archived)
# It'd be like
playing a trumpet
(An Alien sneezed on Bill Oddies binoculars, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 10:00, archived)
# Lord Byron - Mad, bad and dungarees to know
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 8:57, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
punnage!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:00, archived)
# awww
reminds me of stewie
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:00, archived)
# He he he
I love that show!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:01, archived)
# its a jackal! jackal! its a jackal! jackal!
time!

it wasn't right the first time why the bloody hell would it be the next ten times!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:02, archived)
# Did
someone call?
(I helped save b3ta! CarlosTheJackal, protector of innocence, taker of liberties, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:11, archived)
# no, tis a family guy reference
back in the hole with you, ya loveable scamp
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:15, archived)
# I was
being sarky!

I've adopted for my own use Stewie's pronunciation of "Who the HELL do you think you are?" (Series One, just after he's been fed broccolli)
(I helped save b3ta! CarlosTheJackal, protector of innocence, taker of liberties, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:20, archived)
# arf
i've exclaimed 'DAMMIT' in his tone many a time
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:23, archived)
# It's tuna salad.
*brrrr*
And nothing else.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:13, archived)
# Hahahaha
The big lezza!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:01, archived)
# He looks like my kind of girl.
Morning boys and girls.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:09, archived)
# I have a question
I know it is illegal to deface the Queen on notes, coins etc. What about Harry? Is that considered treasonous as well?
(I helped save b3ta! NIrving Cannot think of anything to say!, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 8:54, archived)
# Nope
feel free to give him a good seeing to!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 8:56, archived)
# Excellent,
Have a wonderful foto of him to shop.
(I helped save b3ta! NIrving Cannot think of anything to say!, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 8:57, archived)
# dear god
you take this shit a little too seriously
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 8:58, archived)
# Umm
Have you seen how many times he's been shopped on here?
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 8:59, archived)
# how polite to ask first
remarkable
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 8:59, archived)
# such
politeness is unbecoming on here :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:00, archived)
# I was wondering,
could I possibly reply to your last comment?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:00, archived)
# I'm terribly sorry
but you would have to speak to my agent first. Frightfully nice chap, though - I'm sure he would grant you permission providing you utilise the correct protocol.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:06, archived)
# I miss Baz
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:06, archived)
# stick it up your arse
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:07, archived)
# Well,
I don't see any reason for that kind of language, we're not uncivilised you know.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:08, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/2035441
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:09, archived)
# Well,
if yoy're going to be childish about it...
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:11, archived)
# sorry.
did you scan you thor picture in?

are you up for a geeky superhero drawing session today?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:13, archived)
# I can judge
and suggest.
I didn't scan Thor in, I was a busy little bumble bee last night.
Busybusybusybusybusybusybusybusy.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:14, archived)
# wanking?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:16, archived)
# No.







Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:21, archived)
# I'm here.
And can I suppose I should do the relevant repost thing.

(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:14, archived)
# Hehehehe
again!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:15, archived)
# I hear she was on the radio that fateful night
and the dashboard, the windscreen the steering wheel etc
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:17, archived)
# Yay for Baz
Touchy-feely Baz! Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:36, archived)
# i think
no-one cares any more, hell, you'd probably get away with shooting her please?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 8:56, archived)
# I wouldn't
worry about it.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 8:57, archived)
# Nope
It's open season on lesser royals. Only twatting with the monarch is considered treason. And if you put a stamp bearing the queen's image upside down on an envelope; the royal mail refer to it as an 'embarrassing package'. Oooo Errr.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:02, archived)
# Squishing coins in vices
is fun.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:11, archived)
# Hello - I've been playing with my food.
First I made a ciabacca...
(I helped save b3ta! magicbaboon, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 8:45, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 8:46, archived)
# but that was lame so I made this
(I helped save b3ta! magicbaboon, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 8:46, archived)
# pffft!
woo to both!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 8:47, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
That's cheered me up while I'm freezing to death in my flat... :(
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 8:47, archived)
# one advantage to work -
someone else pays the heating bill.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 8:48, archived)
# Yeah
but I pay the bloody bill so I WANT HEATING! I'm so gonna moan at the landlord...
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 8:50, archived)
# Must wake up...
Read that as moon at the landlord.
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 8:54, archived)
# Hmm
as long as he fixes the heating...
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 8:54, archived)
# Masturbate

That will warm you up!
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 8:49, archived)
# Again?
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 8:50, archived)
# Why not?


Go on knock yaself out!
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:04, archived)
# I'm worried about
friction burns though!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:07, archived)
# Baby oil

Or crisp and dry!
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:08, archived)
# Potatoing sossigiz is great.
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 8:50, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha
my mother calls it starwars bread.

she's a bit silly like that and couldn't say chiabatta properly.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 8:51, archived)
# it's amazing
how many of my little jokes are similar to old ladies' misunderstandings...
(I helped save b3ta! magicbaboon, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 8:54, archived)
# Are you an
old lady?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:00, archived)
# Young man
you've been told before.
Grooming old ladies isn't allowed here.
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:01, archived)
# Pah!
Oh, and I waited for ages behind that bike shed, where were you?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:04, archived)
# Morning all!
strong coffee and woo yay's all around me thinks.....

P.S. look, it was just a hoax after all
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/3137882.stm
(I helped save b3ta! sadako, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 8:27, archived)
# morning
I already have my cup of tea, leave for work in half an hour...
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 8:29, archived)
# What time do you call that to be starting work eh??
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 8:31, archived)
# I call it half-past nine
half an hour to walk there, and then I finish at 12.30
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 8:34, archived)
# That reminds me do you know how long you can keep a chicken in the freezer?
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 8:34, archived)
# cooked or uncooked?
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 8:36, archived)
# Oh no alive!
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 8:36, archived)
# not a clue
sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 8:38, archived)
# For a couple of months
it's frozen.
(DMQOB, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 8:37, archived)
# As long as you cook it properly afterwards
years..
(Goatse not a comedy account, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 8:54, archived)
# i wonder if those frozen neolithic 'ice men' found
are still edible? and how long i'd need to cook them?

'morning!!
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:35, archived)
# the bbc are a bit slow
that was in the paper on monday
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 8:30, archived)
# Mornin!
Must think of a way to convince mum that it would be best to move back to London...
(I helped save b3ta! tolin its me, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 8:31, archived)
# Can anyone give me some ideas to convince her?
I tried france was going to bomb the southern states but she didnt fall for it. Anyone have some ideas?
(I helped save b3ta! tolin its me, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 8:35, archived)
# Bribe her!


With cheese......lots of it!
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 8:45, archived)
# london
lie toher - say you have an interview for a cool job in london. Parents go for that sort of stuff....
(I helped save b3ta! sadako, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 8:47, archived)
# A job?
I'm 11 years old
(I helped save b3ta! tolin its me, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 8:55, archived)
# In that case
She'll be really impressed and will want to move ASAP.

OTOH, it's bloody brass monkeys here all of a sudden.
(I helped save b3ta! foop, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:04, archived)
# Tell her
you want to go to The Oratory school,if it's good enough for the Prime Ministers kids it should be good enough for you.
(Dr_Seuss, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:16, archived)
# Fancy that!

Well I never!

I'll be blowed!

Morning!
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 8:31, archived)
# morning
and mornin all
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 8:31, archived)
# lo berk
how's things?
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 8:35, archived)
# not too bad
and you?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 8:36, archived)
# Fine thanks....


oh that wasnt to me was it!

Morning KB!
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 8:37, archived)
# hehe
morning
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 8:38, archived)
# meh
pretty good I guess...
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 8:39, archived)
# hehe
if you were trying to be more nosey, 4rthur me :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 8:43, archived)
# me? nosey?
never!

well, maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 8:47, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 8:48, archived)
#
Downing Street branded the story "speculation about an unfinished draft of an interim report".

...we just need a little time to sex it up before it's released to the public.

(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 9:43, archived)
# I'm leaving this one for you to figure out
(I helped save b3ta! tolin its me, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 8:25, archived)
# Look ma!

The future's all fluffy!
(arvana, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 8:00, archived)
# oo
pretty!

I'm off for the night, catch yous all tomorrow..

rarrrr.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 8:06, archived)
# Kittens and bubblegum
It's all great fun, until you have to get it out of their fur
(Indole Ring, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 8:13, archived)
# The water-bubbles
are particularly messy
(arvana, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 8:20, archived)
# Put 'em in the freezer for 3 hours
then scrape it off with a chisel.

Always worked for me.

Mornin all
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Thu 25 Sep 2003, 8:26, archived)
# ¡Señor Bond! We have expecting you...
(I helped save b3ta! wingpig wish I'd known about liquify eighteen years ago, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 7:43, archived)
# you loon....
woo
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 7:47, archived)
# hahahahaha
yes a funny pic to send me to bed with....thanks
edit: what do you think of my first attempt at a picture? scroll down
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(the three chickens wrench sauce says my cat is evil, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 7:47, archived)
# night
night everyone
(the three chickens wrench sauce says my cat is evil, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 7:52, archived)
# hehe
start as you mean to go on...
(I helped save b3ta! wingpig wish I'd known about liquify eighteen years ago, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 7:52, archived)
# Cuidado llamas!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 7:55, archived)
# hmmmm
I just looked in the spazz, and noone's mentioned THE NeTw0rK around here before..

it appears to be another (North American) humour site y'all may enjoy:
www.thenetw0rk.com/

I like their askjeeves parody:
www.askpeeves.com/

..worth sending rob for the 'blog?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 7:38, archived)
# goodnight everyone im off
i know i will dream of the klittens :)
(the three chickens wrench sauce says my cat is evil, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 7:45, archived)
# 'night
..and I guess
that
would be
a no.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 7:54, archived)
# tourettes syndrome-athon
(Jihaddaway, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 7:14, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 7:17, archived)
# hehehe
FUCK.SHIT.PISS.
(Jihaddaway, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 7:21, archived)
# 123456789
123456789

FUCK!
SHIT!
PISS!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 7:23, archived)
# now this is a mans best friend

its the klitten
(the three chickens wrench sauce says my cat is evil, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 7:12, archived)
# Are they
Hare Kittens?
(Indole Ring, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 7:14, archived)
# no
they are clittens.....
edit: or you could call them pussycats :)
(the three chickens wrench sauce says my cat is evil, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 7:15, archived)
# poor little buggers
I really shouldn't have looked at that cat vivisection stuff earlier, I still feel ill.

I doubt most men would be able to find a clitten either.

hehehe.. proof!
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(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 7:17, archived)
# For some reason
I can't seem to find them ...
(Indole Ring, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 7:17, archived)
# Hahahahahaahah
woo to pic!
(DMQOB, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 7:26, archived)
# mourning!
how's you?
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 7:37, archived)
# Alreeet mate
And you? Did you have a nice birthday?
(DMQOB, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 7:38, archived)
# i'm still enjoying it!
still got a few hours left!
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 7:45, archived)
# Shit sorry
can't read today.

And I hope there is booze involved.
A
L
E
(DMQOB, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 7:48, archived)
# we'll have to have a mini one
cos the next brighton bash isn't till the end of October.
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 7:59, archived)
# Do it at the weekend!
Do it hard!
(DMQOB, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 8:07, archived)
# what do you think....my first attempt at a picture....i used ms paint too...
(the three chickens wrench sauce says my cat is evil, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 7:19, archived)
# i think
it's very good
(Hobbes, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 7:25, archived)
# i couldnt get it out of my head after a typo hehe
k and l are right next to each other :)
(the three chickens wrench sauce says my cat is evil, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 7:31, archived)
# and your
sauce source pics were...?

heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 8:07, archived)
# is that what one
looks like?
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 7:30, archived)
# eerrrr....
(Hobbes, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 7:32, archived)
# uhhmmm....
(the three chickens wrench sauce says my cat is evil, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 7:32, archived)
# no idea


real men use SCROTUM (tm) balls.
(casey, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 7:00, archived)
# He's only got the one?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 7:03, archived)
# worked
for Hitler
(casey, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 7:04, archived)
# how's about


that then?

VolksScrotum: The people's ballsack.
(casey, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 7:07, archived)
# That's a distrubing image
Only joking, very woo.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 7:09, archived)
# morn
(Hobbes, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 7:18, archived)
# morning
(the three chickens wrench sauce says my cat is evil, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 7:21, archived)
# with the absence of bovine...

interesting...
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 8:52, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
That's silly.
(Indole Ring, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 7:06, archived)
# good one
i like the hair lmao
(the three chickens wrench sauce says my cat is evil, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 7:13, archived)
# afternoon all
seems like a legitimate threadwaste to get spam down the board :-)

Too hot for hummus in Sydney :-(
(casey, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 6:38, archived)
# yes.




woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 6:41, archived)
# so....
lot of weather we've been having recently....
(Jihaddaway, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 6:44, archived)
# yeah...
every day's had it!

quite strange.




yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 6:46, archived)
# Weather is like that
Never seems to go away. Morning all btw hope you are all well.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 6:49, archived)
# Wonder
what it'd be like without weather?
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 6:52, archived)
# I think Sunshine Elephant
should write a little story about it.

The day the weather came to stay
and decided to never go away.

It would be fluffy, but something would die at the end.
(Rogue Sausage, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 6:58, archived)
# You'd get old people saying
Strange "non-weather we are having today." or "I can't go out to the Post Office because there's no weather to talk about." - Pointless conversations speculating upon the weather would dry up and then the world would drift apart in a rather uncomfortable silence. BTW rotten weather we are having today.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 6:58, archived)
# i'm planning on stealing the weather
and selling it to fund my drug habit
(Jihaddaway, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 7:00, archived)
# Always the best thing to do.
Good luck, you'll need a rather large swag bag there's a lot of weather about thesedays.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 7:02, archived)
# thanks
for the tip.

i intend to use the word "yoink" whilst stealing it for added effect.
(Jihaddaway, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 7:11, archived)
# I bet it is..
here in Auckland it's the same as ever.

Shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 6:44, archived)
# And it's
on fire again.
(Indole Ring, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 7:06, archived)
# I'm getting pissed off.
I was sposed to be picked up by work 15 mins ago, and they still not here, and im sposed to be in work for 7:00. this is driving me insane! i fuck up my sleeping patterns especially to do morning work, and the bastards dont even pick me up!
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 6:27, archived)
# Be Thankful
I worked lates yesterday and then had to be in work this morning for 5:30.

At least they are picking you up!
(DMQOB, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 6:37, archived)
# ...
did you miss something? they HAVEN'T picked me up. Yet again, i lose a days wages because the minibus driver is an incompitant twat!
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 6:40, archived)
# Have you called them?
I wasn't having a go - I'm merely pointing out that there are people worse off.

(DMQOB, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 6:42, archived)
# ahh i see, worse off...
so me, the guy who had to work till 11:00 last night, to start work at 7:00 this morning is worse off? :/

plus i lose a days wages because they didnt pick me up, LIKE I PAY THEM £18 A WEEK TO DO!!!

i pay them my fucking wages to pick me up, yet they do not. takes the absolute piss. I'm complaining, if i dont get a days wage out of their incompitance then they can fuck me fucking working for them.
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 6:45, archived)
# .
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT


yeah. YEAH.
(Jihaddaway, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 6:46, archived)
# And rightly so.
*feels humbled*
(DMQOB, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 6:48, archived)
# Web-Hosting(Anjum)
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(hero336, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 6:15, archived)
# fuck
off
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 6:16, archived)
# Ahh now thats what I like to see at this time of the day!
Morning All!!!!!!!! :)

edit: especially the comments further down
(DMQOB, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 6:19, archived)
# in case of attack: appropriate pearoast

I will do a spammers one next time but most of the points are effective
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 6:46, archived)
# Good advice
(Indole Ring, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 6:49, archived)
# well
said
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 8:23, archived)
# oh wow
a member for 3 minutes...better listen to him...he has experience..he must know what he is talking(spamming) about
edit: 8 minutes...now theres someone who is dedicated
(the three chickens wrench sauce says my cat is evil, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 6:17, archived)
# .
do you want some smack?
(Jihaddaway, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 6:18, archived)
# DIE!
FUCKER!
(Rogue Sausage, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 6:18, archived)
# go fuck a dog
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 25 Sep 2003, 6:19, archived)
# he might get a nicer response
(the three chickens wrench sauce says my cat is evil, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 6:22, archived)
# or better yet, he might get his cock bitten off.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 25 Sep 2003, 6:24, archived)
# He'll be back then as a nullo spammer
, Let's hope the dog bites his head off.

I don't understand spam, they don't earn money by this spontaneous spamming on messagesboards so why the fuck do they do it? I can't imagine the fuckwit is the person who actually runs the hosting company unless it's run by a 12 year old with AOL.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 6:54, archived)
# spammers to

don't waste our time


actually, why do we even bother, they never stick around...they get paid for spamming as many forums as they can
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 6:22, archived)
# I'm sure that would have been nice
but can't see owt.
(DMQOB, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 6:23, archived)
# really?
oh it's just a go to hell sign, no loss
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 6:26, archived)
# no. you Visitt this:
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 6:25, archived)
# Don't get mad, get their account cancelled
To: [email protected]

Re: Spam from reseller "Andjum"

Dear Globalwebhosting,

I wish to report that one of your resellers,

www.gwhpk.com/Anjum

has been spamming the B3ta.com message board, at:

www.b3ta.com/board/2035276

This damages the reputatiion of your company.

Please ensure that this does not happen again.
(Indole Ring, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 6:31, archived)
# hooray!
*cue the Hawaii Five-O theme music*
(Rogue Sausage, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 6:35, archived)
# You see
there is always someone with a sensible approach.

I applaud you. :)
(DMQOB, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 6:40, archived)
# please
cock off
(I helped save b3ta! kplex, Thu 25 Sep 2003, 8:51, archived)

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