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# It maybe an extreme sport too far
but you have to admire the bravery of the Matador.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:23, archived)
# Even with its back turned,
you just know teh fear will take him
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:26, archived)
# The Bullfighting Fear™
The Bullfighting Fear™. The Bullfighting Fear™. The Bullfighting Fear™. The Bullfighting Fear™. The Bullfighting Fear™. The Bullfighting Fear™. The Bullfighting Fear™.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:27, archived)
# woo
nicely done!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:27, archived)
# glad
someone put the photo to good use!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:28, archived)
# Still has opportunities.
if you'd like to try.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:31, archived)
# This nurse is cute so I had to use her in a picture.

(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:21, archived)
# is it the
uniform that does it for you then?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:22, archived)
# Probably.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:23, archived)
#

/pearoast
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:23, archived)
# Does it for me !
.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:25, archived)
# so that's why
men always tell me i should of been a nurse!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:26, archived)
# i think the child is a dummy
hehe
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:24, archived)
[challenge entry] !00% Fact
bad post sorry
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:20, archived)
# um... what is the fact?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:21, archived)
# They clone rabbits now?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:21, archived)
# sorry if this is confusing
let me try and fix it (there should be things happening)

maybe i forgot to save optimized as
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:22, archived)
# how about making the size smaller
like, 280 pixels wide ish.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:23, archived)
# if
it's an ani-gif , on MSN you need to click don't resize
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:23, archived)
# rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit
rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit

carrot, carrot!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:22, archived)
# domo, domo, domo, domo, domo, domo, domo, kitten! kitten!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:25, archived)
# I wub you!
domo rawks!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:28, archived)
# white
bunnies float in fields in droves?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:23, archived)
# Hippopopopopotomus :/

Largeness here^^
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:19, archived)
# Woo!
Nicely 'shopped!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:19, archived)
# i wanna see teh butterfly it turns into :D
hehe nicely shopped
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:19, archived)
# more legs !
it needs more legs !

still good though :)
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:20, archived)
# Patience...
...evolution takes time ;p
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:24, archived)
# yay for multilegged aminules!
have a mil-lion:
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:20, archived)
# i love the way that sticks out over the edge of the image
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:23, archived)
# was just gonna say that meself
a lovely touch
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:31, archived)
# hehe woo!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:23, archived)
# yay
for hippos
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:29, archived)
#
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:12, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:13, archived)
# Viscious
Fruit.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:13, archived)
# you don`t want
to know what happens with the pineapple...
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:14, archived)
# I do.
I do.

get shopping
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:14, archived)
# sounds like a challenge
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:16, archived)
# pah!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:16, archived)
# Ha ha ha
I'm just eating a bananananana now

*looks suspiciously at said fruit*
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:14, archived)
# For a minute there
I thought that was a weird beak. Hrm.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:17, archived)
# HAS ANYONE SEEN THE HARVESTER OF SORROW?
HAS ANYONE SEEN THE HARVESTER OF SORROW? HAS HE POSTED NE PICS OR SPOKEN HER EON THE BOARD?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:17, archived)
# OMG11!!!11
u no harvester of sorrow? OMG!!11!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:19, archived)
# YES
WELL I KNWO ALI ANYWAY, HE IS KNOWN AS HARVESTER OF SORROW ON HERE, PELASE, HAS NE1 SEEN HIM, I THINK HE MAY AHVE BLOCKED ME ON INSTANT MESSANGER AND I NEED TO CONTACT HIM
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:20, archived)
# he iz
pr0bably h4x0ring int0 da ma1nfr4me
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:21, archived)
# maybe
he blocked you for a reason?





shouty
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:21, archived)
# oh and
MESSANGER MY FRIEND !
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:25, archived)
# Grammar
use it...and what the hell is NE1? Sounds like a Nottingham post code.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:21, archived)
# Nah....
NE1 is Newcastle... maybe that's why she can't talk proper like!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:29, archived)
# anyone
it means anyone
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:29, archived)
# i woudnt
expect any of u 2 understand, u must b like, in ur forties?! i am youthful and understand txt code
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:30, archived)
# me 2
u r0x0r
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:31, archived)
# No
we are not in out 40's but we know how to spell & punctuate (on the whole anyway)
by the way save "ur txt code 4 ur mobile luv!"
after all you only have 160 characters, that's why you abbreviate... or did you not know, you being so *young* and all
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:32, archived)
# aye maybe 160 chars
if you have an ancient phone!

n00b!


;-)
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:33, archived)
# ok
not really an ancient one... just one without concatonated text messaging! :-p
btw - I work for a mobile phone company.... so I guess I know nothing about mobiles ;)
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:35, archived)
# thankyou!
thanku rik! u r so nice nad kind the only one sticking up 4 me!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:36, archived)
# n0
pr0bZ

;-)
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:39, archived)
# awwww
you got an admirer there!
you and your 1337 speak!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:39, archived)
# ub3r
h4x0r iz m3
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:40, archived)
# i carnt
spell or punkchewate!!!

*cheesy grin*
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:34, archived)
# shows how much u know
i have better thigns to do somtimes than type so i abbreviate, its quikr
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:35, archived)
# no
you just don't spell correctly...
abbreviations are when you shorten a word correctly :)
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:37, archived)
# hey!
let me inform u that i get the top scores in my whole year in school, i am not idiotic
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:45, archived)
# Shame I had already gone to the pub when you posted this
I guess your parents were very proud... Top score in special school :)
(, Sat 1 Nov 2003, 13:17, archived)
# why not try using real words
or making new ones up like teleyellowmabobulification?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:23, archived)
# ARE YOU BRIAN BLESSED!?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:23, archived)
# I THINK YOUR BRIAN BLESSED KEY IS BROKEN
Also, learn to spell
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:24, archived)
# I'm sure Barry Van Dyke would
find the culprit...unlike Quincy.

/legs it
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:17, archived)
# hehe
you're great. Keep that DM flag flying!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:19, archived)
# don`t you dare
the Van Dick twins would never beat Quincy
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:19, archived)
# Barry's crap
his dad does all the hard work!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:19, archived)
# Steve is a crap detective
he can only solve things with the help of his dad - his entire career will be fucked when the tapdancing sluth pops his clogs.

Wooo to the pic
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:19, archived)
# He will never die
gawd bless 'im guvnor
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:20, archived)
# for a minute there
i thought you were doing an impression of vicky out of eastenders

do wot, guv?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:22, archived)
# Pah
How ridiculous that she lost her 'American' accent so quickly, shit actress, shit accent.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:24, archived)
# plus
she seriously munts!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:25, archived)
# Blimey!
you don't half watch some shit.

Not like me in my mansion of Petrocelli.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:26, archived)
# hahahah
Petrocelli and his super camper van of JUSTICE!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:28, archived)
# he also flies Airwolf

*in the really cheapy crap series admittedly.

But he's still cool!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:22, archived)
# fuck
yeah you`re right! bloody hell i never realised that before
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:22, archived)
# Quincy int looking so
indestrucible now, eh?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:26, archived)
# he ain`t
a patch on Jan Michael Vincent though -- who incidentally couldn`t touch the untouchable Ernest Borgnine!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:30, archived)
# Haha
Ace!



from my rather kind girlfriend for my birthday.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:18, archived)
# some kittens
and a graphics tablet?
and a big soppy wet blowjob?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:19, archived)
# At this moment...
no
yes
no
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:20, archived)
# a piece
from a jigsaw?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:20, archived)
# Hmmm...
Dual pussy? Wotta girlfriend!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:20, archived)
# Graphics tablet?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:22, archived)
# I just need to learn to draw now!
I'm finding it a bit tricky getting used to using it instead of mouse at the moment.

It comes with a mouse too - but I'm still working that out.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:24, archived)
# That's great!
Brings old sketches to the mind: "How to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana. Now you, come at me with this banana..."
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:18, archived)
# that`s what i had in mind
"what about a point-ed stick?!"
"POINT-ED STICK?!!"
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:20, archived)
# "Getting all high and mighty, eh?
Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh?"
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:21, archived)
# Makes me
maaaaaadd

/this sketch is getting far to silly. Stop it now!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:22, archived)
# Yay!!
Python-tastic!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:23, archived)
# I said stop it!
The lot of you!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:25, archived)
# I'm all
giggly now!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:24, archived)
# that's one viscious nana!
kersplat!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:19, archived)
# School photos are just getting worse!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:12, archived)
# is
that prince william? ;-)
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:14, archived)
# what kind of cheese are you?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:16, archived)
# if he's masked
he obviously wants to keep his identity a secret!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:18, archived)
# tread caerphilly
he may be dangerous!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:21, archived)
#
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:11, archived)
# Yay!
That's proper bo!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:13, archived)
# me say
rice...
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:14, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!
Weird looks from the others in the office and confused silence from the customer I'm talking to....
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:14, archived)
# TRICK or TREAT!!

(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:07, archived)
# Oh deary me no
Is it any wonder it has to wear that costume, ugly little fucker.
woo, yay, houpla by-the-way
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:08, archived)
# That's not
a costume...
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:11, archived)
# I'll fetch the hosepipe
Someone else can throw rocks at it.

There's my Halloween entertainment for tomorrow night planned.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:12, archived)
# Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.
:-)
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:13, archived)
# Erp...
Actually he/she/it looks a bit like Orville, that strange green duck...
Evenin' all!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:18, archived)
# I'LL BE BACH!!!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:06, archived)
# and i'll be beethoven
we can play composers! i love that game
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:08, archived)
# oooh
i'll be Brahms
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:09, archived)
# I'll be List!
*hic*
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:11, archived)
# lizst
/pedant

and can i be bernstein?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:16, archived)
# Yes you can!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:18, archived)
# i'll be Straus !
.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:11, archived)
# Wait for it !
I'll be Glass aswell - Cheers !
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:12, archived)
# I'll get your coat


please leave quietly
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:09, archived)
# I'll be Bach again
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:09, archived)
# top shopping!
the old 'headswaps' still have my ribs bursting... especially when executed so well.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:12, archived)
# do i detect
a hint of sarchasm? no. it must be my imagination
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:17, archived)
# nice
photochopin
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:25, archived)
# Cock-a-doodle-doo!


Been chopped or not? ;)
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:03, archived)
#
not
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:04, archived)
# heh
chobbed
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:05, archived)
# heh
yaled
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:06, archived)
# heh
me
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:07, archived)
# Is that a stunt cock?
woo
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:04, archived)
# Ha ha ha
wouldn't suprise me if it hadn't!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:04, archived)
# not yet.
and not by me.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:04, archived)
# if you didn't make it
you're not really supposed to post it - and as you're asking if it was made, I'll assume you didn't do anything to it

it doesn't look shopped, no.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:04, archived)
# Doh
Well I just stumbled over it in my pics folder and thought it might amuse. :\

I think I originally got it from yahoo news aaaaaaaaaages ago.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:07, archived)
# it's a lovely picture
with great potential... why not see what you can do with it? :)
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:09, archived)
# christ
that got me thinking, then I thouhgt I'd have another look on Yahoo news pics...and boy oh boy there's some mad shit for ppl like us.

What the fuck?

If that hasn't been on these boards at some stage then I'll eat my right ear.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:16, archived)
# Fred Jackery
Anyone else having problems with 4rthur?

Edit: Not to worry, tis working fine now.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:08, archived)
# not
me , just got on ok
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:09, archived)
# for a while
but it's let me back in now

/edit Oh good :)
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:09, archived)
# By Appointment to Her Majesty the Queen
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:00, archived)
# is it for dyslexia?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:02, archived)
# Darn Queen could never spell her own name
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:03, archived)
# well
it's not like she filled it in

guidance counsellors could mis-spell "bob"!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:05, archived)
# That's true
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:06, archived)
# you coming tomorrow
to meet all the mad people in londinium?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:07, archived)
# Firstly I don't know where it is,
and secondly I'm working tommorrow night.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:24, archived)
# OK OK i was rushing will fix it !
.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:04, archived)
# Drogheda eh?
Haven't heard of that place in a while.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:04, archived)
#
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:57, archived)
# took me too long to notice
and its now stuck in my head u bastard

w/y/h
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:58, archived)
# You're really quoing on me...
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:00, archived)
# Hurrah
The Quo.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:01, archived)
# Arnie wants to hypnotise you with his
techno groovery.

but he still dances as well as he acts
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:50, archived)
# sleepy....
command me, master arnie :|
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:51, archived)
# Speaking through me
he commands you to drink copious amounts of alcholic beverages, buy a curry supper, and rent one his DVDs.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:54, archived)
# i never knew ...
he ran a dick van dyke look-a-like agency. wow!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:57, archived)
# come with me
if you wanna boogie
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:52, archived)
# PeaRoast

(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:54, archived)
# Oooo
Mind the pun.

Woo to both pics!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:55, archived)
# hahahaha
the punnage it hurts




(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:56, archived)
# Oooooooo
Punnage MOST foul.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:56, archived)
# I love your yay owl
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:59, archived)
# Um...
Most deserving of this.

(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:08, archived)
# hahaha
that's rather woo indeed

much chuckilng from me
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:30, archived)
# Groan
Took me 3 loops before I got it.

Terrible but good.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:59, archived)
# I want your clothes, your boots,
and you sense of rhythm.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:54, archived)
# arf
better give them to him he's naked.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:57, archived)
# technotechnotechnotechno
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:54, archived)
# no
no

no no no no

no no no no

no no

there's no limits!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:57, archived)
# hahahaha
excellent

might have to visit that one
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:04, archived)
# Halloween is Great
I just made this for my nephew. Im so chuffed with it I took a picture and animated it. Cant get the candle flame right though.

(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:48, archived)
# nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuclear pumpkin
is there any purpose behind the pumpkin? other than cutting it up?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:49, archived)
# Its a
fashion accessory for a 4 year old. They are really slimy on the inside.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:50, archived)
# 4 Year olds
are really slimy on the inside? Jeff Dahmer lives!!!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:52, archived)
# So
are monkeys
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:53, archived)
# here:
www.coolquiz.com/trivia/explain/docs/jack.asp

also, the main reason for lighting of candles on halloween is to guide the spirits home
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:51, archived)
# but spirits are flammable!
try getting a lit candle near brandy, geez!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:53, archived)
# your point?
the danger's never stopped moths, has it?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:53, archived)
# nope
*snigger*
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:58, archived)
# in our local farm shop
there's a sign on the pumpkins saying "Please eat us!"

There are plenty of pumpkin recipes. Unfortunately, pumpkins taste shit. 100% of FACT!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:55, archived)
# use that
middle orange, and flicker it in intensity, not colour, and make a little tint-cast on the innermost edges of the cut sections.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:50, archived)
# Cheers
I was using 2 sunburst layers, red and yellow, and changing opacity on the top one. Ill try your way if I can find tint cast.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:54, archived)
# that's lovely
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:52, archived)
# Quick and cheap


but it made me smile.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:46, archived)
# bwa ha ha ha ha
nice.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:48, archived)
# ye be a not seein' many of those these days
it be those damn mens ins trucks, like.

fucking herbivoryvorivoralicals
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:49, archived)
# Rather fetching.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:57, archived)
# awwww
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:19, archived)
# OMG
thank you so much THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 23:20, archived)
# Otters Rule !
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:39, archived)
# yes
they do rather.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:40, archived)
# Stereotter!
Yay!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:41, archived)
# yay otters !
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:44, archived)
# Seal of Approval
I prefer Seals...

(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:46, archived)
# That one is going in my selection of funny pictures !
in my "My Pictures" directory - tm
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:46, archived)
# hahaha
oh yes indeed

(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:55, archived)
# Imagine
if they did...
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:50, archived)
# weebl and bob halloween special
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:38, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
additional: i'll never sleep again it was that spooky! woo!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:40, archived)
# cheer!
wil woo/yay as appropriate once it loads on my slow-ass modem connex.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:40, archived)
# 100%
woo unt yay compatible.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:46, archived)
# crackers
and fantastic
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:40, archived)
# bon.
woo!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:40, archived)
# Fantastic.
Lovely blood.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:40, archived)
# Madness!
Woo!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:40, archived)
# Ooooh
sinister.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:41, archived)
# Nice one :)
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:41, archived)
# Shits
in pant.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:41, archived)
# hehehe
fantastic yet disturbing
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:41, archived)
# bizarre as ever!
lo sir, I have managed to get my best friend totally hooked on your stuff, after he'd never even heard of you before last week...

he's asked if you have considered making badger stickers? and I've been charged with buying a sweatshirt off you for crimble :D

I half expected the childs to throw people at the house...
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:42, archived)
# fucking A1
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:43, archived)
# You can't kill donkey!
You bastard.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:44, archived)
# Hehehe
Lubberly once again
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:44, archived)
# ooOOOOoOOooOOOOOOooooooo!
i likes that
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:46, archived)
# yaaaay!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:47, archived)
# by far the most cracked out weebl and bob yet!
ace!

cheers.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:52, archived)
# heh heh
that's rather woo and all that entails
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:54, archived)
# that is excellent
woo yay
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:58, archived)
# spookily good!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 20:17, archived)
# Oooh, it's Terry Wogan

All sing the theme tune together now...
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:35, archived)
# BLANK IT!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:36, archived)
# Mindpiss
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:38, archived)
# who's the
miserable bugger in the corner not joining in the fun?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:41, archived)
# he must
be a unich
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:42, archived)
# or have no hands

(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:43, archived)
# Poor
bastard... that's like
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:46, archived)
# he's too old to wank he just watches
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:44, archived)
# good to see Spike doing so well then

(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:45, archived)
# spike had spent time in mental homes
he's had plenty of practice
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:46, archived)
# Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha..

those women must have a right set of balls! eh!?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:41, archived)
# have you not heard
of dildos?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:43, archived)
# Have u
not heard of 'vibrating balls', the pre-mobile phone technology?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:47, archived)
# yes
but they don't exactly need the girls to move their hands like that - maybe the non-vibrating ones? ;)

early japanese dildos could be strapped onto the girl's ankle, leaving her hands free for other stuff...
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:48, archived)
# I've seen
those in some Eastern film.. it made me want to get making things on the lathe for the sake of film industry....

a penny to be made in a piece of wood...
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:51, archived)
# pffft.
"some Eastern film"

That's right. Pretend you can't remember...
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:53, archived)
# terry
wears two hats?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:36, archived)
# Sing it! sing it hard!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:36, archived)
# has he got
an itch?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:36, archived)
# Yes
Yes, he has.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:37, archived)
# for some reason, every time i see your name...
i completely skim over the Barry van part.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:44, archived)
# that explains
why the microphones on Blankety Blank were so long and thin - tight fisted wanker!

interestingly, in the american version of the show (the name game?) they used the same mikes - but they never had kenny everett breaking them every other week
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:36, archived)
# 4 Fucks' sake...
does he ever stop?

Woo!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:37, archived)
# Terry was always last in the games of soggy biscuit at school
by a long, long way.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:38, archived)
# haaaaaaaaa 4kin haaaaaaaaa ha ha ha ha
I haven't laughed so much since my balls dropped!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:39, archived)
# diabolo conejo!

ow ow ow! no me gusta!
egads!, 'twas a lot trickier to make than i thought!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:34, archived)
# twas
well worth the effort woo and a yay :)
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:35, archived)
# hurrah
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:36, archived)
# awsome
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:36, archived)
# I can imagine that was tricky.
Turned out nice though. Woo! :)
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:36, archived)
# brilliant!
woo yay!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:36, archived)
# echellente
weeth thees hummus you are reeally spiling us!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:38, archived)
# Oh yes
very woo
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:38, archived)
# Woo
Diablorious!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:39, archived)
# that's
a good un !
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:41, archived)
# you never fail to amaze and amuse me!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:45, archived)
# marvellous!

and it's 'diabolo' if you please.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:49, archived)
# ta!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:49, archived)
# my diabOlo glows in the dark.
100% of a FACT!
edit: pedantic gits!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:50, archived)
# it's diabolo!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:52, archived)
# gah!
I corrected SE, and you still got it wrong in your reply to his reply! Crikey! But staying on the subject, two of mine are UV sensitive...
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:52, archived)
# it's not my fault!
i'm drunk!

on subject though, UV diablo's rock. haven't had mine out since i broke my clavical though, it hurts too much! :(
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:55, archived)
# A passable defence, I suppose.
They're even better with UV sensitive string. Haven't played in UV for ages. That's probably a good idea though - it's not really healthy!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:56, archived)

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