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I know that anything I find on the intarweb these days is glasscock

but this entertains me nonetheless!

(Kimbo, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 6:59, archived)

And this is a bit strange too....

uk.news.yahoo.com/031029/80/ecgq1.html

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swimmy, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 7:38, archived)

luckily the tumour was benign

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wingpig wish I'd known about liquify eighteen years ago, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 6:49, archived)

i am sure

i have seen this or something like it before but woo anyway

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Plomien is Polish for flame, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 6:56, archived)

perhaps

this?

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wingpig wish I'd known about liquify eighteen years ago, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 7:05, archived)

like that. makes it all look less evil.

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 8:15, archived)

my first

picture post for weeks. this one chronicles the adventures of my brother's friend a little while back.

(bigbadbarns, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 5:31, archived)

why do I always post

these little gems at 5am?

(bigbadbarns, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 5:32, archived)

because that's when you're up?

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rob, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 5:33, archived)

perhaps

perhaps
perhaps.

but no one gets to see them!
well, you did. yay

(bigbadbarns, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 5:34, archived)

I did see it

I saw it good. I also saw two of them from lack of sleep. Anyway - back to the projects.

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rob, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 5:35, archived)

Indeed

must get back to the projects. (:

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 6:03, archived)

woo to late-night posts.

it's lovely people like you who keep the board alive.

(norumbegan, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 5:48, archived)

thanks

many thanks.

(bigbadbarns, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 6:22, archived)

you're not up at the wrong time

you're just on the wrong side of the planet when you are up

(gamera, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 6:44, archived)

That's very woo!

I like the "eviction" of the driver.

(rhallstr, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 6:04, archived)

i think i may have

to pea roast it in about 18 hours.

(bigbadbarns, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 6:25, archived)

cool anim

see you tomorrow

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 6:26, archived)

thanks

off to the projects, then?

(bigbadbarns, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 6:27, archived)

i just see rdex afraid

mornin all

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Plomien is Polish for flame, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 6:52, archived)

redex now,

but it worked before.

(norumbegan, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 7:32, archived)

It says

"The page you are attempting to access has been removed because it violated Angelfire's Term of Service.

Angelfire demand the page owner give us their first born in return for remote linking. Our all gay."

(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 7:46, archived)

angelfire

are a bunch of fucking whores.

Don't know why they didn't crack on to this with the last 20 pictures I've posted here.

FUCK YOU ANGELFIRE! YOU THINK I CAN BE CENSORED? NOT BLOODY LIKELY!

(bigbadbarns, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 8:44, archived)

happy Halloween...!

..just a quick 'chop before I head off for the week..

yay.

(and if I had some Meat Lover's Teeth rest assured I would be wearing them)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 5:02, archived)

yay!

night night

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kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 5:04, archived)

goodnight

to you all..

and of course, "BOO!"

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 5:05, archived)

mmm...sheep...

(Limpy713 Thu 21 Nov, 15:59, Tues 1 Oct, 05:22, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 4:41, archived)

run for your life lil chap

in other news - i'm off to sleepy land nght night all

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 31 Oct 2003, 4:57, archived)

night

me too, I think

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kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 4:57, archived)

just dont steal the

duvet

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 31 Oct 2003, 4:59, archived)

The new craze thats sweeping the nation!!!

The Nokia N-Gage has user 'issues' owing to the position of the mouthpiece...

www.sidetalkin.com/

(Afterbirth, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 4:24, archived)

hehe

GC, but very silly.

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cwethan, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 4:25, archived)

argggggggh

the music it burnses my earses

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 31 Oct 2003, 4:38, archived)

that's odd

nighty night peeps!

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NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 4:46, archived)

damn

there's a lot of retro consoles in there, spotted a few Nintendo game&watches too

goes off to do an image with him holding his portable DVD player...

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 31 Oct 2003, 5:05, archived)

EDIT: Thanks for all your input i want to go to a US bash

I just started a good job and I've got money now. When? Where?
/threadwaste

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sof sof, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 4:04, archived)

well

california and pennsylvania seem to be very populated by b3tans.

I'd be up for Minneapolis or Chicago

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kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 4:06, archived)

yeah

Chicago wouldn't be bad.

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cwethan, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 4:08, archived)

I was just there a couple weeks ago

the main problem is that not a lot of people live there so there might not be anywhere available to sleep

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kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 4:10, archived)

they have hotels in chicago.

there's an idea.

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cwethan, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 4:12, archived)

true

but I can't afford one and I'm very used to the b3tan idea of people giving other people a place to sleep

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kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 4:13, archived)

nor can i.....but we could all chip in.

20 people per room.

yes the b3ta idea is nice. but probably not as functional in the US.

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cwethan, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 4:14, archived)

i know

but I just don't want to pay to stay somewhere. I stayed with someone in Chicago, but they were someone my guest knew and not me

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kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 4:16, archived)

i know someone in a suburb of Chicago.

bout a half hour away from downtown.

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cwethan, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 4:18, archived)

are they near the l?

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kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 4:19, archived)

didn't get it, sorry : )

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cwethan, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 4:22, archived)

el
elevated train

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kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 4:23, archived)

ahhh...

i was thinking lake maybe.

no they don't, which makes it even more inconvenient.

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cwethan, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 4:24, archived)

hmm

I remember there were buses

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kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 4:26, archived)

i hate buses.

if i never ride on another bus, i'll die a happy girl.

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cwethan, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 4:28, archived)

bad experience?

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kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 4:31, archived)

yeah...

When I was going to school at OSU and living on campus with no car I would have to ride the bus downtown to work. I worked in a bar downtown, there are lots of bars downtown...which means lots of drunk people. they get violent. i happened to be in the way one night. got a nice gash on the arm, and the scar to prove it.

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cwethan, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 4:34, archived)

i've had a slight phobia ever since.

hate them! hate them hate them hate them.

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cwethan, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 4:35, archived)

ouch

it's not so bad during the day though

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kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 4:35, archived)

yeah,

and i understand it's a bit irrational.

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cwethan, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 4:37, archived)

nah

I wouldn't like to be on them alone at night

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kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 4:39, archived)

ouch

grrr

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 31 Oct 2003, 4:37, archived)

I feel an urge to declare

el is other people

but I probably should have resisted

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 31 Oct 2003, 4:25, archived)

hehehehe

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kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 4:28, archived)

I'll go anywhere.

CAN IT BE DONE?

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sof sof, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 4:08, archived)

well there have been some small ones.

one in Boston and the other in California.

so yes, it can be done.

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cwethan, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 4:10, archived)

when was the one in boston?

and how the heck did i miss it?

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TheFelineAnarchist, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 5:04, archived)

it has been done

in california at least

I think there was a mini bash or meet up in NYC at one point as well

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 31 Oct 2003, 4:10, archived)

Yay minneapolis or chicago

(retro, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 4:16, archived)

where are you?

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kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 4:23, archived)

I am

in minneapolis

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Koogas, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 4:30, archived)

yeah?

me too.

there are a few others

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kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 4:31, archived)

put it in the pub scheduler and whore it to the other

am3ritans

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 31 Oct 2003, 4:06, archived)

put that money to good use

www.isitreal.co.uk

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 4:07, archived)

I tried.

I was gonna send you a quid 'cause I'm in a good mood but Paypal is not letting me. Says my browser won't accept cookies even though I'm using a flat boring MSIE machine. Oh well.

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Ratsta, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 4:50, archived)

i'm in ohio.

where you be?

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cwethan, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 4:07, archived)

chapel hill

north carolina

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sof sof, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 4:09, archived)

there's at least one other person in that area

and someone in kentucky? maybe

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kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 4:12, archived)

haven't seen her

around in a while, though.
Funk it. I'm flying to London.

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sof sof, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 4:14, archived)

yep :)

wonderful idea

I did that in July :)

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kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 4:15, archived)

did you have fun?

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sof sof, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 4:22, archived)

yes

lots

then I went to leeds and edinburgh and had fun there too :)

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kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 4:24, archived)

i remember

your post with the fairies and flowers. you mentioned Scotland.
I spend way too much time here.
*enters Twelve Step Program*

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sof sof, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 4:28, archived)

did you see my twelve step program?

I'll do it one of these days...

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kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 4:29, archived)

where is it? I'll look for it.

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sof sof, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 4:32, archived)

It's in my profile

my first fp

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kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 4:33, archived)

ah HA

i'll follow that advice. Hard to find whales cheap this time of year though. a plane direct from Charlotte will have to do, I'm afraid.

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sof sof, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 4:35, archived)

that's why you hijack them

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kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 4:36, archived)

IMTS

hang glider rentals in Nepal are steep.
:)

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sof sof, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 4:39, archived)

what's imts mean?

I don't know. you could build your own :)

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kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 4:42, archived)

Ooh!

New York! Or Boston, as a second choice.

/has no car and must take the train or bus...

(norumbegan, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 4:55, archived)

Camp Tohican Camp Ground Quakertown, PA

Nov 4th, 2:30am to 2:35am

I'll bring the goat, you bring the tent, and someone else bring the grill.

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ein, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 7:37, archived)

Night everyone

I jus came on for a ittle bit, Im hoping to be on for alot longer! lol.
well good night!

(Shadowman, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:59, archived)

goodnight

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cwethan, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 4:00, archived)

kitten kitten with mr t

night night :)

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kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 4:01, archived)

thankies all!

lol yep Mr T cross bred with a kitten.... I made this like very fast so sowwie its rather crap!

(Shadowman, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 4:01, archived)

have an inskora dream

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kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 4:18, archived)

I aint getting on no

tray

wooo

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 31 Oct 2003, 4:03, archived)

Please Give Generously

isitreal.co.uk

c'mon people.. all new linky now!!

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:39, archived)

I would

but I'm broke too

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kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:40, archived)

:'(

*sniffle*...*tummy rumbles*

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:42, archived)

i'm pretty broke as well.

at least i will be after my halloween binge drinking tomorrow night.

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cwethan, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:44, archived)

from ghoulies

and ghosties and long-leggety beasties
and things that go "huurrgggghhhhhhhh" in the night..

good lord deliver us!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:46, archived)

whenever i feel scared

i'll just say your name in a high-pitched manner.....

it is fun to say you know!

rapitinuiiiii : )

*edit* - of course i don't know what it means. or if it means anything at all.
or even if i'm saying it correctly.

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cwethan, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:49, archived)

ooh

google's looking rather spiffy for halloween

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NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:49, archived)

I would have thoguht you'd be in your

Cabinet of guise for halloween

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:51, archived)

I'm still unemployed

so I can't give anything... That kebab was my "treat" for the evening.

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:42, archived)

blimey

some treat..

never mind, your guts will have a trick for you in the morning

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:45, archived)

if they would

"hide" in a perspex box for the weekend I'd be happy...

Just realised it's the day of the B3ta bash, and I've got to build and run a pc tomorrow. It won't take too long, but I'll tuen up late.

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:46, archived)

apparently

someone hacked someone else's with a hatchet last night here over a bit of road rage

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kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:46, archived)

If you really cant afford food

see student services/welfare officer they will have an emergancy loan/grant proceedure which will require financial details from yourself but will give you money - sometimes you wont even have to give it back.

@In short -I havent got any money but I'm sorry you havent got a sandwich

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:50, archived)

they do, but its a loan, a normal type one

so i will end up further in debt, and i cant afford that

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:52, archived)

blimey that a bit of a bugger

get a job?

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:53, archived)

all taken by 2nd and 3rd year students

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:55, archived)

smuggle cigarettes

or steal kittens then sell them.

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sof sof, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:57, archived)

cant afford to travel

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:59, archived)

certainly

you can afford to steal kittens?

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sof sof, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 4:00, archived)

you have blood don't you....

sell some.

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cwethan, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:53, archived)

tried that

they dont want it

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:55, archived)

cant sell it over here

can sell spunk tho wank it hard for 15 quid (well that's how much they advertised for it in my 1st year)

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:55, archived)

huh.

ok well, yeah.
wank away.

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cwethan, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:57, archived)

nowhere around here that does that

and i dont want to have kids i dont know about

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:57, archived)

there probably wiull be somewhere but you're right about the kids thing

try looking for medical trials - I know there is a place in london that will pay for you to test stuff

It's how Robert Rodreguez got come of his money for El Mariarchi

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 31 Oct 2003, 4:00, archived)

I did one of them

£1250 for sitting around for 4 weeks and getting blood taken every so often.

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NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 4:03, archived)

they

don't pay you for that in this country. They want BLOOD! And they want it free too, which sucks.

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:55, archived)

On the plus side

I came out of the blood donor's place feeling slightly funky and feeling like I'd help save someone's life. Possibly. All because I wanted to.

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:56, archived)

get pissed cheaper

and a feeling of self righteousness

Fantastic

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:57, archived)

very true.

well done.

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cwethan, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:58, archived)

they don't usually pay for whole blood here

but they do for plasma

I've considered it, but I'm a bit wary since they take the blood out of your body and put it back in. That scares me

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kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:57, archived)

what do you get for

semi-skimmed?

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:58, archived)

don't know

that's the point though, they take it out and skim out the part they want and put it back

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kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:59, archived)

eeeeeeeeeeeeeep

and here was me just making a bad milk pun

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 31 Oct 2003, 4:01, archived)

it scares me

but you do get money...

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kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 4:03, archived)

I did a medical trial

they weren't allowed to pay me the 50 quid that they give to the controls as

"It might encourage me to have bipolar disorder"

I'm pretty certain I didn't develope this for 50 quid

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 31 Oct 2003, 4:05, archived)

develop what?

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kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 4:07, archived)

bipolar disorder

but on the plus side I did get a copy of the mri scan mmmmmm gray blobbyness

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 31 Oct 2003, 4:09, archived)

hehehe :)

I'd quite like to be paid to do medical study things. They sound easy

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kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 4:11, archived)

this involved a free trip to edinburgh for me and a mate

and all I had to do was lie in a scanner for an hour and a half - it was a bit like being in side a dot matrix printer - fantastic stuff

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 31 Oct 2003, 4:13, archived)

I had an mri done on my knee once

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kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 4:15, archived)

I'd send you some but

with the exchange rate you'd be lucky to buy a kebab even if I sent 100 Australian rupea, and you'd have died of starvation before it got there.

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Ratsta, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:57, archived)

anything is helpfull

send away :)

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:58, archived)

well...I'm going to bed now

night everyone...stay fluffy :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:29, archived)

WYH

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sof sof, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:29, archived)

yaaaay!

and night :)

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kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:30, archived)

hey!

welcome back!

nice to see you.

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cwethan, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:40, archived)

hiya

how've you been?

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kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:41, archived)

very well thank you.

and you?
hope it was nothing bad that kept you away so long.
not prying, just nice see you're back.
: )

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cwethan, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:43, archived)

nope

it was something very good :)

not to sound mean, but I wish I was still doing that...

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kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:44, archived)

i know how you feel....

believe me.

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cwethan, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:45, archived)

I'm as fluffy as a fluffy thing

and I intend to stay that way

night night

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:31, archived)

yay! wonderful!

goodnight.

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cwethan, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:40, archived)

Hey there

Is anybody awake at this time?? I@m new to B3ta...

(vicikitten, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:28, archived)

well

it's 8.30 pm here, so no bedtime yet.

(sndmn, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:29, archived)

yes we're awake

we're just a bit further down the board

wellcome, pull up a badger and molest it in the quieter hours

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:29, archived)

Post a photoshopped pic and stay a while.

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sof sof, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:29, archived)

yep

we're here :)

welcome!

In the future, it might be best to start new threads only with a pic and hit reply otherwise :) I'm sure no one will mind now, but best to hang around and observe for a bit :)

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kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:29, archived)

See now,

on the day shift people would be angry.
But here it's all lovely and nice.
Welcome!

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Mullet Over, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:30, archived)

I like that

too.

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sof sof, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:31, archived)

got any food?

i'm really hungry

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:30, archived)

I have some marmite

I might have some now

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:32, archived)

wot is it

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sof sof, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:35, archived)

erm google is your friend

www.marmite.com

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:46, archived)

i wanted your take on the product.

how does product A add value to your life?
how does product B add value to your life?
how does product C add value to your life?

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sof sof, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:55, archived)

which

would actually be my fault... Sorry mate :(

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:33, archived)

you've made me hungry too

but I'm not in such a bad state

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kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:34, archived)

do you think

we should start the "Chaos Time food for eating" charity?

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:35, archived)

could do

if it wasn't so far away, I'd send some

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kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:36, archived)

I'd send

the rest of my kebab, but I'd feel like I'm poisoning someone.

Which didn't stop the people at the kebab shop.

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:38, archived)

hehehehehe

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kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:40, archived)

they

must hold the South East's monopoly on toilet paper or something. I can't believe they'd sell it for normal human consumtion.

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:44, archived)

well

people don't seem to notice that they're foul when they're drunk

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kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:45, archived)

I wonder if they're part of the cause

of hangovers sometimes

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kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:47, archived)

normally,

but I'm sober... Which does make a difference, not just to the kebab, but also to myself.

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:47, archived)

good evening

(sndmn, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:26, archived)

evening

woo

why don't you have any vowels?

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kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:28, archived)

other

wise i would look too much like shadowman.

(sndmn, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:29, archived)

not sandman?

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kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:31, archived)

that's

righteous

(sndmn, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:31, archived)

Im back.... well Sort of

Yeah this is poorly done, so what its 3 in the morning Im bored and the screen is blinding me!

(Shadowman, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:09, archived)

scary

woo

(

kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:10, archived)

very frightfullous.

and a nazi too.

(

sof sof, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:10, archived)

I was wondering if i should put him out side

You know for the kids

(Shadowman, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:11, archived)

yes.

And place a speaker in his head with one of Hister's speeches blaring.
the little bugger's'll love it.

(

sof sof, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:13, archived)

knowing me

I will make it sublminoal and make them Goostep down the road to where the teletubbies play find the magic Goasie with the Boobas

(Shadowman, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:14, archived)

i'm sorry

but what did you just say?

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cheesemaster a screaming naked asian man driving a semi, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:15, archived)

That the Clangers

Will eat your soul then destroy us all

(Shadowman, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:16, archived)

and

Jimmy Walker sends Feaces Pops (R) to the academic elite!
Right on time, my friend. Right on time.

(

sof sof, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:16, archived)

They will rot your teeth

and you know that they will do that! jus look at ol gumless joe!

(Shadowman, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:17, archived)

hehe

arf

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:12, archived)

mon pénis écorce

that is all

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:08, archived)

yes

and why am I eating a kebab? I'm not pissed...

(

vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:09, archived)

shut up

i can't afford to eat at all thanks to the overpowering urge to spend i got when i got my student load

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:11, archived)

It's more a curse

than a blessing, you don't have to eat it

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:11, archived)

i'll take any food you have

want to know what i ate yesterday?

TWO PEICES OF BREAD AND THATS IT!

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:12, archived)

jesus....

I can't imagine what thats like

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:15, archived)

hungry.....

....so very hungry....

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:15, archived)

bah

food.

Who needs it?

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cheesemaster a screaming naked asian man driving a semi, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:18, archived)

if i have not made this clear by now

me, i need it

(

ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:19, archived)

having to

"fork" your way past the fat is no joy, I can tell you... And I'm SOBER!

(

vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:19, archived)

im sooo hungry

that i wouldnt care

(

ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:20, archived)

Stop with the Hunger

Im hungry Now! damn it where are thouse gnomes when you need em

(Shadowman, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:21, archived)

I thought you were trying to amuse me with your belimic antics.

I shall send you a pot roast.

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cheesemaster a screaming naked asian man driving a semi, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:21, archived)

please

don't tease me

just send it to

C.McHale
A200 Lindale
Cartmel College
Lancaster University
Lancaster
LA1 4YW

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:23, archived)

mayhaps

you should start a food donation site like those people with too much time on their hands.

(

cheesemaster a screaming naked asian man driving a semi, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:25, archived)

dude

I'm sorry for making you feel more hungry....

(

vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:22, archived)

i had a dry slice of toast today

and i managed to burn it :'(

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:24, archived)

just dont get to the point

where you start to toast your mousemat
Wait that sounds tastey. might try that

(Shadowman, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:25, archived)

i considered easting the margerine out of the tub before

then i remembered the "peanut butter from jar" inncodent and decided not to

(

ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:27, archived)

on the plus

side of things, you'll be pleased to know that the kebab nearly made me vomit, as it was so full of fat. Now I know I should be come vegitarian...

Ah fuck it, I couldn't do that.

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:27, archived)

yeah everyone loves meat!

Yeh cant give up meat! Meat is what makes people strong! A big Bit of Pork!

(Shadowman, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:29, archived)

Twat

you made my stomach rumble now

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:29, archived)

lol sowwie!

I didnt mean to, just think of dead and decayed meat, Like margrate thatcher,

(Shadowman, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:30, archived)

yes do that!

and send me all the foods you would have eaten as a normal person

(

ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:29, archived)

I have

nothing in the cupboards, so I'm afraid, you'll have to do with me tales of woe and fat.

(

vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:31, archived)

and because I feel like it...

/repost of the time I met "Diddy" David Hamilton. This happened, 100% FACT!

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:30, archived)

Reminds me of Metroid

For some delisonal Reason. Wigroid...

(Shadowman, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:31, archived)

I've got soup

and two frozen pizzas but not much else.

I don't have enough money to pay my rent, let alone the rest of my bills.

(

kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:12, archived)

but you are female

you can just sleep with "the super" cant you and get free board

(

ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:13, archived)

erm....

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kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:14, archived)

what

do you mean by that?

(

vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:15, archived)

you know

when he gets scared and stuff, just get in bed next to him, tell him everythings going to be ok, and stroke his hair untill he nods off, then go to sleep incase he wakes up and is scared again

what did you think i ment?

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:17, archived)

I think it means that some how

KMM will be able to screw Supermoore from accorss the atlantic using some sort of magical shag o ray which will cause the rent to be paid by a pay per view audience of hungarians

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:17, archived)

hahahaha :)

(

kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:18, archived)

if only that had been my 7,000th

message

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:19, archived)

well

go back in time and post some more :)

(

kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:21, archived)

I'd have to go back in time and post less

and where would I get the required 1.21 giga watts at this time of night?

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:22, archived)

and 88 MPH

don't forget

(

sof sof, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:24, archived)

it's probably easier this time of night

less people using the power grid.

Just make sure you go short circuit the fuses first :)

(

kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:24, archived)

ahhhhh but with the solar flares n all

I'd not want to risk it

plus I have to dry my jeans or they wont be ready to wear tomorrow...although if I went back intime and killed my own grandfather I'd be either illegitimate or stuck in a parodixcal loop meaning I wont need any trousers

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:26, archived)

just get a skirt

(

kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:27, archived)

you could wank it hard into the primordial soup

(

ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:28, archived)

what a fantastic idea

then once and for all time I would know who's the daddy

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:30, archived)

a gnomes underpants

(

ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:24, archived)

that

sounds like the most reasonable thing I've heard all day!

(

vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:20, archived)

mmmmm......

shag-o-ray

(

ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:19, archived)

I could point my HeNe laser in sort of an easterly direction if you want

(

kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:25, archived)

if HeNe laser is short for

Homosexual elves Nibbling Earwax Laser, then fire away

(

ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:26, archived)

nope

sorry

Helium Neon

(

kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:27, archived)

I like ice cream.

i'm only 15.

(

sof sof, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:18, archived)

ahhhhhh you like it now

but late in your life it will become an evil frozen tempress calling you into its frosty web of sin

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:20, archived)

your smart

i'm only 15.

(

sof sof, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:22, archived)

I have no idea what you're offering me

and I fear 15 year olds

/runs away

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:23, archived)

hehehe

sorry.
hehehe

(

sof sof, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:26, archived)

A clue to whats in it is in the name

Ice Cream.... Mmmm With a few flippings.... And scrach that... then alter that.... then Your illaterate that.... Yep thats it Ice-Ejactulation

(Shadowman, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:23, archived)

I had one for lunch the other day.

Lunch I tell you!
Sober and everything!

Eugh!

(

Mullet Over, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:11, archived)

let

that be a lesson to you...

(

vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:13, archived)

and all future

Eskmoes of The sun

(Shadowman, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:19, archived)

Didn't turn out like i'd planned, but you get the idea.

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cheesemaster a screaming naked asian man driving a semi, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 2:58, archived)

un noveau post

c'etait bien!

(

Sunshine Elephant, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 2:59, archived)

ah,

tu es une poulet verte.

(

cheesemaster a screaming naked asian man driving a semi, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:01, archived)

a green chicken?

maybe? I don't speak french

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kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:03, archived)

Vous ne parlez pas français? Ni faire I. J'aime le poulet, j'aime le foie, meow mélange meow mélange s'il vous plaît livre.

(

cheesemaster a screaming naked asian man driving a semi, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:05, archived)

nope

I don't speak french. I can stumble through technical articles in it if I have to, but have no basic everyday vocabulary.

chicken goose

meow if you please what?

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kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:08, archived)

I like chicken, i like liver, miaow mix, miaow mix, please deliver

(

ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:09, archived)

hehehehe

:) foie I knew from some pate thingy...

(

kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:11, archived)

Vous ne parlez pas français? Ni faire I. J'aime le poulet, j'aime le foie, meow mélange meow mélange s'il vous plaît livre.

You don't speak French? Neither do I. I like chicken, I like liver, meow mix meow mix please deliver.

(

cheesemaster a screaming naked asian man driving a semi, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:11, archived)

Guten Tag.

Ich habe ein Bruder und eine Schwester.

(

Mullet Over, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:04, archived)

right

(

Sunshine Elephant, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:05, archived)

night

(

kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:08, archived)

hell?

(

kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 2:59, archived)

they just bleeped out that word

on the news...

very strange

(

kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:04, archived)

I think the last pearl harbour hell slots were taken up by

Micheal Bay, Benn Affleck and all the rest of the people connected to the movie and the boke and ex girlfriend of mine who decided that we should go and see it

It's sooo long and sooooooo fucking shite

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:05, archived)

never saw it

(

kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:06, archived)

keep it that way

especially if the girl who wants to see it runs off with your very good friend straight after wards. Why couldnt she do that first?

WHY GOD

WHY!!!!

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:09, archived)

I don't know

(

kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:13, archived)

me neither

was bloody inconsiderate of her

I've lost all malace now I know it was a brewif and unhappy fling and he now works in a godforsaken nuclear reprocessing plant and she works behind a counter in an asda/wallmart.

But the film still hurts

Edit: Does this mean you are god?

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:16, archived)

why would it mean I was god?

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kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:26, archived)

erm

b3ta.com/board/2240183

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:27, archived)

nah

I thought you were just yelling in frustration.

I could be god though, does it pay well?

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kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:35, archived)

depending on your religion it either does, doesnt or it doesnt really matter

I'd go for being a greek god myself not for the bottom sex and in the form of a swan raping antics but for the soap opera like lifestyle and vast amounts of wine

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:48, archived)

hmm

I'd just like to not have to do any work.

Beyond that, I couldn't care

(

kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:52, archived)

BANZAI !!!

Tora, Tora, Tora!

(

id10ts WTF happened, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:04, archived)

Wooo

fantabulously hulloriffic

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:10, archived)

That's a good'n

bravo! WYH

(

sof sof, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:14, archived)

ooh shi...

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 2:10, archived)

row row row your boat...

AAAARGH!

(

kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 2:12, archived)

i'm really drunk

but i like animations

(

Sunshine Elephant, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 2:24, archived)

Rarrrrrrrrrrr!

Boo!

(

Mullet Over, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 2:25, archived)

I like cheesecake

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kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 2:25, archived)

i decided this week

that cheesecake was teh best food in the world
100% fact

(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Fri 31 Oct 2003, 2:26, archived)

I've made two

this past month

mmmmm :)

(

kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 2:27, archived)

wow

*bows* were....i'm not worthy
the ability to make cheesecake would make me teh best person in the world, and possibly the tubbiest

(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Fri 31 Oct 2003, 2:31, archived)

yeah, well

tubbiness is definitely a problem

(

kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 2:31, archived)

not if you're like me

and it's one of the very few things one eats.

hard to get tubby living on alcohol and cigarettes.

and coffee..
coffee now, in fact - afternoon tea time!

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 2:50, archived)

well

with the cheesecake it is

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kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 2:52, archived)

Nooooooooo!

No no no no no no!

Muffins!

The english ones not those cheap American imports.

Toasted!

With butter!

(

Mullet Over, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 2:29, archived)

do muffins mean the same thing there?

I like the one's that I make, but not really the prepackaged ones

(

kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 2:31, archived)

American:

English:

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Mullet Over, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 2:35, archived)

we have those here

I thought you called them crumpets, but I'm just an ignorant american

though I do have many many jaffa cakes in my fridge

(

kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 2:36, archived)

Crumpets:

Slightly, but oh-so-very different.

(

Mullet Over, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 2:40, archived)

ok :)

looks pretty much the same to me... :)

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kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 2:41, archived)

Nooooooooooo!

Crumpets are all spongey and have big holes.
Muffins are all floury like bread a bit.

The pics don't show the difference well. You must taste to truly believe.

(

Mullet Over, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 2:45, archived)

english muffins are pretty standard fare here

I've not tried crumpets, but they sell them someplaces now

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kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 2:47, archived)

the english muffin is far superior to its

new world and crumpet cousins

(although Blueberry american Muffins may be better)

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 31 Oct 2003, 2:42, archived)

As I said

homemade muffins are good. The ones they sell in stores are crap

(

kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 2:45, archived)

enlglish muffins are more breaddy

while crumpets are more scotch pankakey

(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Fri 31 Oct 2003, 2:45, archived)

ahhh :)

they sell crumpets in some of the supermarkets here now

(

kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 2:46, archived)

I can help thinking

scones are rather special

or that's atleast what my mum called me

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 31 Oct 2003, 2:30, archived)

Mmm.

They are good.
I've developed a love of aristocratic style teatime snacks.

Bring in the pikelets!

(

Mullet Over, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 2:32, archived)

I favour.....

... a cheese scone.

(

Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Fri 31 Oct 2003, 2:32, archived)

I'm not dodging the shower for you

or anyone

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 31 Oct 2003, 2:33, archived)

Rest assured.....

... I am not Glaswegian.....

(

Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Fri 31 Oct 2003, 2:44, archived)

and here was me worried

get away from me you mentalist

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 31 Oct 2003, 2:48, archived)

Cheesecake does... in fact.....

... rule...

(

Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Fri 31 Oct 2003, 2:30, archived)

haha

yesh you are teh drunken master

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 2:26, archived)

ta!

i got to know a good looking lady tonight
she liked my 'indie haircut'

(

Sunshine Elephant, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 2:29, archived)

This is wonderful.....

... yet worrying... in many ways....

(

Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Fri 31 Oct 2003, 2:13, archived)

it's ok

GAMERA will save him :D

(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Fri 31 Oct 2003, 2:13, archived)

no no no no no no no!

AAAAAAARGHH!

(

kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 2:14, archived)

sorry

www.dolphinsex.org/

(lib319, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 2:20, archived)

if that's what I think it is

it's very gc

(

kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 2:22, archived)

sorry

i saw it ages ago too and the pic down the board reminded me

(lib319, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 2:23, archived)

I didnt want to click on it down there

either

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 31 Oct 2003, 2:22, archived)

never apologise for something you mean!

cnut

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 2:24, archived)

Interesting:

"DO NOT attempt to penetrate a goose! You WILL kill it!"
A lesson for us all there.

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 2:27, archived)

has he stolen his

chewits?

Wooo

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 31 Oct 2003, 2:21, archived)

blimey

that's what it looks like..
I couldn't figure it out, either that or the Family ness :)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 2:29, archived)

you can rock it

you can knock it
you can go to timbuctu
but you'll never see a nessy in the zoo.

no it's definatly more chewit

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 31 Oct 2003, 2:32, archived)

Repost for halloween

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 2:04, archived)

cribbins!

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 31 Oct 2003, 2:07, archived)

morning

/conversation shift

though it's only 8pm here... :)

(

kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 2:10, archived)

Morning,

the Ring's just finished, so I'm off to bed.

Tata.

(goat thinks you're shit, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 2:12, archived)

night

have fun tomorrow.

I'll be sitting here wishing I was there

(

kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 2:13, archived)

heheh

how goes - not seen you about for a bit?

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 31 Oct 2003, 2:14, archived)

yeah I had a guest

but they've gone so I'm back on the board but very very lonely

(

kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 2:15, archived)

bugger

well we're glad to have you back.

The nighttime hasn't been the same with out you.

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 31 Oct 2003, 2:19, archived)

it's never the same

there seem to be a lot of new people here. I'll have to get to know them, I guess :)

(

kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 2:22, archived)

yeah

I've not been on too much myself what with being a productive member of society (well an english student).

Hello new people

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 31 Oct 2003, 2:24, archived)

Hello!

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Mullet Over, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 2:26, archived)

good day

fine username sir/madam

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 31 Oct 2003, 2:29, archived)

That'll be sir to you sir/madam.

I like your username too. I like fine puns.

(

Mullet Over, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 2:30, archived)

Sir as well

and thank you - it was scone in 60 seconds but I prefered the flatulance connertations of this

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 31 Oct 2003, 2:38, archived)

Ah yes.

Good ol' reliable flatulence jokes.

(

Mullet Over, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 2:44, archived)

ooh

how's it going? Did the first day of class turn out ok?

they just showed the preview for the simpson's halloween episode on the tv. There's a benny hill scene with death :)

(

kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 2:26, archived)

I didn't make it on the first day

or any monday since - but it's good. I don't feel too old and I have new people to go to the pub with - it's rather spiffing if I do say so myself. Naff all money though but that's no change.

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 31 Oct 2003, 2:28, archived)

how do you meet new people?

I'd quite like to figure that out...

(

kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 2:29, archived)

I am being serious

I'd quite like a local friend

(

kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 2:36, archived)

erm well I compensate for being increbily shy by being quite noisey

that and I like a beer so I generally sit in the classes for a couple of weeks work out who I want to talk to and talk to them. Or suggest nipping to the pub for a quick beer. It seems to work astonishingly well.

Otherwise I'm shit at it.

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 31 Oct 2003, 2:37, archived)

I can't talk to people

I don't know what I'm supposed to say

(

kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 2:38, archived)

It's a difficult one

I think the key is not to think about it too much. I used to agonise for ages about what to say before and afterwards where as its best to just let the flood gates open to some extent.

That said I do spend most of my evenign lurking on a message board so I'm not sure I have any place to advise from really :)

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 31 Oct 2003, 2:40, archived)

anyone has to be better than I am

I go for weeks at a time without saying a word to anyone...

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kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 2:42, archived)

hmmmm

that's a bit of a bugger. NO people at uni that you could group together for a post work drink/meal/thing?

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 31 Oct 2003, 2:46, archived)

don't know

I don't know any of them

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kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 2:48, archived)

Truly

I feel as if we are sharing a buoyant receptacle.

Erm, I mean we're in the same boat.

I know that's an entirely useless thing to say.

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Mullet Over, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 2:50, archived)

doesn't matter. This whole b3ta thing is pretty useless but fun
;)

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kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 2:51, archived)

Aww

Night time b3ta really is all very nice.

I've never been in a thread that's gone this far over before. I'm quite excited.

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Mullet Over, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 2:55, archived)

used to be quite common

when the board was really slow. I don't like daytime as much, it moves too fast

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kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 2:58, archived)

best thing to do is just to start talking to them about crap

it'll get easier. Most people will be happy to have a chat - the others arent worth bothering with - unless they are cute/have money

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 31 Oct 2003, 2:52, archived)

I can't do that

I'm afraid of them

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kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 2:53, archived)

yeah I'm usually affraid of people

it's one of those things that you need to start off small and work your way up on

I started by chatting to people in coffee shops - then pubs - then classes again. Now I'll talk to about any one

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:01, archived)

I can't talk to people in coffee shops

that's too big of a step for me. I need something easier

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kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:04, archived)

I was on a rather heady brew of anti depressents

and cocktails on the day I decided to set myself down this path.

It's not a mix I usually recommend - the cocktail tasted of a very very nice hedge

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:06, archived)

eww

hedge?

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kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:09, archived)

Yup

I wouldn't have another one - but I would have to say it was lovely

but well over 7 pounds for a drink is more than too much for me

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:11, archived)

Boink.

That's exactly what my 1st month at uni's been like. It's all a little...strange to say the least.

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Mullet Over, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:10, archived)

AHHHHHHHHh first years

I did two first years - have as much fun as you can meet as many people as you can druink as much beer as you can possibly imagine - worry about the rest of it later. That's my advise

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:14, archived)

will rock and fucking roll.

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Mullet Over, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:16, archived)

Me too.

I wanna go to the Manchester b3ta meet-up but I'm scared I'll say nothing and I don't know anyone and ARGH!

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Mullet Over, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 2:47, archived)

lots of b3tans are quiet

I'd suggest going to a b3ta bash, even if you don't say much they won't mind :)

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kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 2:49, archived)

Whens the manchester one?

I wanted to go to the one tomorrow but I'm skint and I couldnt get to the one in newcastle last week

/winge

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 31 Oct 2003, 2:51, archived)

there's some sort of thing going on

on Nov 15th

why not look at pub scheduler? I didn't write it for nothing ;)

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kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 2:53, archived)

Blimey

I'd forgotton all about 4rthur and the pub scheduler

(yeah I cant spell guinevier - good job robin hood isnt english)

I mean King Arthur

I'm a bloody idiot these days

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 31 Oct 2003, 2:55, archived)

Isn't arthur

a french legend?

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kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 2:57, archived)

yeah

that was meant to be the half truthy semi jokey thingy - but I got confused with my missplaced myths

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 31 Oct 2003, 2:58, archived)

You should come.

Cos then if nothing else I can at least talk to someone about how I talked about coming but wasn't sure cos I wouldn't know what to talk about with people I didn't know.

Do you see?

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Mullet Over, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 2:58, archived)

sounds good to me

depends if I have any money and if I can find somewhere to sleep

it'll be 3 days after a deadline so I'll be wanting a beer

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 31 Oct 2003, 2:59, archived)

I'm in

uni halls so I can't help with a bed, but Supermoore has a whole fucking mansion to put people in or something.
And beers a-plenty I'm sure. Isn't that what bashes are for?

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Mullet Over, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 3:07, archived)

It's

November 15th.
Check out 4rthur for some details.

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Mullet Over, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 2:53, archived)

wah!

i dont like it :'(

(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Fri 31 Oct 2003, 2:07, archived)

Reposts....

.. make Baby Jesus cry.....

EDIT : And masturbate furiously.....

Do you want this on your conscience....?

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Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Fri 31 Oct 2003, 2:07, archived)

ACK!

NO! Reposts kill kitttens.

(Roland Deschain, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 2:10, archived)

I thought

that was wanking

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kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 2:19, archived)

nothing can kill

wanking

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 31 Oct 2003, 2:20, archived)

well...

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kitty meow meow, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 2:23, archived)

Fact

Dolphins make great pets.

(Dr_Seuss, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 2:02, archived)

but they make better crackling

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm forbidden snacks

edit: wOOO

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 31 Oct 2003, 2:03, archived)

Cheggers!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 2:04, archived)

this is real

www.dolphinsex.org/

(lib319, Fri 31 Oct 2003, 2:18, archived)

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