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lemonhead, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:54, archived)

not good?.... :(

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_null_, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:55, archived)

Not me. Him.

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lemonhead, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:57, archived)

fair enough.

yak-woo then.

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_null_, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:58, archived)

Hahah

Fantastich!

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matsimpsk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:55, archived)

yay!!!

he'll get the position now for shor(n)

/weak

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:56, archived)

hahaha

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:57, archived)

wahey!

something for the weekend sir?

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robh, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:58, archived)

Haha!

If I had groovy woo/yay you would be the proud recipient.
But I don't, so.. WOO YAY!

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Maffydoo, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:59, archived)

Intermoos?

again,

no.

(Neville Squamous, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:03, archived)

Like that

I do

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Tart Monkey, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:06, archived)

he he

Superb !

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oCo, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:11, archived)

LOL!

This is hilarious!
Computer Rage!

(the_n00b, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:53, archived)

in order to make a funny quote, i looked up "denmark" in dictionary.com

look at the first link directly under the definition.

dictionary.reference.com/search?q=denmark&r=67

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_null_, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:54, archived)

yay, let's put our money together!

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stevierar, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:55, archived)

Hahahahaha

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Willis_McScruff, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:55, archived)

That

gave me four whole pop-ups with one click.

(Neville Squamous, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:59, archived)

sort out your browser then

or get the google toolbar

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Pootle, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:03, archived)

ah, denmark i was wondering what the dk extension was. lol

(the_n00b, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:00, archived)

and

IN GERMAN, too!!

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:54, archived)

thanks.

It's good to know that my sense of hilarity must be severely misaligned.

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barnesy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:54, archived)

how can you fail to marvel

at such pure comedy gold

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Pootle, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:02, archived)

with very little effort, it seems!

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barnesy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:06, archived)

old news. but funny...

yup.

(lynnerd, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:46, archived)

lol

thats pretty funny. Why hasnt there been MORE jackson stuff on here?

(D.A. Jim Garrison, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:47, archived)

because nobody gives a toss.

go to www.popbitch.com, i bet it's crawling...

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_null_, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:49, archived)

Woo

alright sonny! Calm down!

(D.A. Jim Garrison, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:50, archived)

not being angry

damn you internet for not conveying emotion without bizarre grammatical symbols

" ;) "

that may help.

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_null_, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:51, archived)

well I remember mama said

you can't hurry love noooo you just have to wait....

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:50, archived)

'optic nerve'

is one of my favorite 'comics' ever.

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spiny - things are looking up, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:55, archived)

if b3ta had a bar,

I think I'd like it to look like this

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robh, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:44, archived)

if b3ta had a bar

there would be a whole lot more drunk b3tans there
edit:sorry, how rude of me, nice work

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Pootle, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:45, archived)

my guess

is that they're all sprawled on the floor

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barnesy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:45, archived)

i'm looking at the time

and i guess people are frantic at less than 90 minutes before the bar closes.

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_null_, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:46, archived)

ooh, that's quite nice...

i have ideas, with regards to PHP, GD and the frontpage XML feed...

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_null_, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:46, archived)

Do you

still have the link for the xml feed?

I lost it... :-(

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Boot I want to know what you meant, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:51, archived)

www.b3ta.com/xml/

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_null_, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:52, archived)

Cunning

concealed in plain sight.

Thanks

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Boot I want to know what you meant, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:53, archived)

No it wouldn't

It's not got any guiness anywhere!

Woo!

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:46, archived)

Nor is there a wide selection of real ales visable.

(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:50, archived)

Oh dear oh dear ohe dear.

'tis not on. We'll have to send in the boys...

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:59, archived)

would it ...

sell drinks to under age kids(thats me)

(STINK_BOMB, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:46, archived)

no.

can't you make yourself older?
have you tried hormone supplements?

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_null_, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:47, archived)

i could always

i dont know err frezz my self

(STINK_BOMB, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:48, archived)

frezz?

try frying.

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_null_, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:49, archived)

dude iam

only 12 i cant spell things as well as u can ok

(STINK_BOMB, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:50, archived)

i could spell when i was 12

then again, i was always the "odd one"

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_null_, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:51, archived)

It's more rare than you think

these days.

It's not like when we were at school. These kids know nothing...

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:52, archived)

i was only 12, er.... *counts fingers*

*changes hand*

six years ago!

with regards to school, that was a few months back. er...

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_null_, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:52, archived)

You managed to get accepted with a bursary

to Oxbridge. That suggests a certain level of intelligence (the bursary rather than the Oxbridge bit ^_^)

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:55, archived)

the bursary actually came from being poor.

should i keep that bit quiet?

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_null_, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:56, archived)

Nah,

Hell, thanks to the government removing student grants, I currently owe the state a whopping £20,000. Fun fun.

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:57, archived)

nads.

meh, i'll be doing that next year instead. debts are much more fun.

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_null_, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:58, archived)

Ah well,

can't be helped!

Neodymium-Iron-Boron rare-earth element magnets rock!

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:06, archived)

You should be able to.

YOU'RE IN FUCKING YR 8 AREN'T YOU?!?!

Year 8 are evil little shits!

Gaaaaaaah!

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:51, archived)

yea and so

(STINK_BOMB, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:51, archived)

So?

I was posting a personal diatribe over the unpleasantness that is the 12 year old school going population of this country. Grrr.

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:53, archived)

whats

so bad about that... atleast i am not 1 of the year 8s going out and stealing stuff

(STINK_BOMB, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:56, archived)

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:57, archived)

And there

you have a good point.

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:58, archived)

Granted.

Espec. with rumours that one of the yr 8's in my form group is running around school with a knife. :(

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:05, archived)

At the age of 12

I was certainly capable of writing you out in full.

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:51, archived)

frezz?

If you mean freeze, how the feck will it help if you keep yourself young?

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barnesy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:49, archived)

ha ha

fezz yourself!
just like that.....

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robh, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:50, archived)

white rabbit

yellow rabbit

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Boot I want to know what you meant, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:52, archived)

I use

chronotons.

WARNING: Overuse may lead to old age and, in cases of prolonged use, death.

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:50, archived)

and it needs a big old picture of me in there

(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:46, archived)

good

job

(b3rl1n, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:46, archived)

awww

no hoskins there.

If b3ta had a bar I'd ensure there was at least 2.7 pictures of him.

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:47, archived)

gay bar

gay bar
gay bar

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:47, archived)

Supermoore!

Take note...

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:50, archived)

It would be like Cheers.

(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:51, archived)

but with badgers

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Lynxkitten, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:09, archived)

Woo

to that. It made I chuckle.

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Maffydoo, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:56, archived)

and I'd be there

yay!

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lemonhead, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:00, archived)

the first thread

I've ever inititiated that's turned into a chevron.

I'm well chuffed!

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robh, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:04, archived)

Shee-yit Cletus, what does this have t' do with anythin'?

I dunno.

(b3rl1n, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:44, archived)

Missing something

there I think...

WTF????
;)

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LittlePixel, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:46, archived)

This 1 is for a friend

(STINK_BOMB, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:44, archived)

is he a board member?

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:46, archived)

Yes

(STINK_BOMB, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:46, archived)

it seems unlikely

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Pootle, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:46, archived)

Is he

sufficiently evolved to be called human?

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:47, archived)

well

i wont say its name...yes

(STINK_BOMB, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:47, archived)

clickbig

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wingpig wish I'd known about liquify 23 years ago, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:42, archived)

ahahahahahaha

poor poor man

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:42, archived)

save jacko!

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:43, archived)

Let's pickle him.

(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:44, archived)

agreed

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:45, archived)

jacko's lovely

just a little misunderstood

i'm convinced he's innocent

(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:45, archived)

the documentaraiarary on ITV a while back

convinced me he is harmless. abso-fucking-lutely-fruitloopy, but harmless. probably shouldn't be let out of the house, if it wasn't for the money.

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_null_, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:48, archived)

on what grounds?

Though it's fair to say rock and pop singers have a very good record when it comes to not having sex with underage children.
Jerry Lee Lewis, Elvis, Bill Wyman are stand out as exceptions to the rule

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Pootle, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:49, archived)

i think he is harmless

got the mental composition of a little kid, due to his childhood being starberried up. OI don't think he would ever try anything illegal with the kids, i think he's just a kid. Oh and hundreds of kids have been through neverland and after the last court case they asked for other kids with cases to come forward, not a single one did. Though i could be wrong

(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:53, archived)

hahahahahahahahaha

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:44, archived)

Ha ha ha ha ha

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Pootle, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:44, archived)

I think it's quite scary the way he knows

there's a camera there taking a photo of
him looking up some dubious googling,
and yet he still smiles while doing it,
with a tie on as well.

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Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:45, archived)

very good

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:45, archived)

nicely

done.

(b3rl1n, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:46, archived)

Traffic is horrible during the week.

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Jarf, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:42, archived)

lurvly!

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:44, archived)

he should really watch the traffic

or he might do this

fuckwank, fuckity fuckfuck

like i did yesterday.

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spiny - things are looking up, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:47, archived)

Bod???

is it?

(dominocat opinions only valid until, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:01, archived)

2nd Post, sorry if you've seen this before....

Bud Light's Making Faces thingy. Mildly humourous example below.

Jackson Speaks.

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superbabyproject, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:40, archived)

Someone Somewhere knows, and someone somewhere is going to tell

What's wrong with his mouth? I shouldn't ask questions like that should I?

(TheWorks, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:48, archived)

Cows are funny, you know.

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:34, archived)

i've seen that

before

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:34, archived)

possibly

but not by me

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:35, archived)

odd

i'm sure i saw something very similar not too long ago

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:36, archived)

Joke as old as the hills!

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King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:35, archived)

i remembered

it being done pretty recently

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:36, archived)

it's not a conspiracy

it's just be not wanting to do part four of kemp at the minute

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:39, archived)

It's a conspiracy.

Don't deny it, I've seen the transcripts of your phone conversations for the last 6 months.

(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:40, archived)

so you WERE listening in!

I KNEW it was a trap!

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:41, archived)

Not me.

But THEM. My contacts risked their lives to get those files. They were well worth £10 and a pizza.

(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:42, archived)

the pizza adds the cheesey goodness don't it.

They won't get far! not now I know they're onto me!

Octopus!

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:44, archived)

Probably.

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King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:39, archived)

well compared to the age of the hills

recently could be any time in the past hundred years.

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Or is it?, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:39, archived)

them hills have eyes, you know

or is that grass...?

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:40, archived)

i think you're looking for

"the walls have noses"

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Or is it?, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:41, archived)

nah

it's more like

"the bees have wigs"

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:45, archived)

and with the length of my memory

10 days

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:41, archived)

Maybe they're artificial hills,

created with the waste soil from a building project in Burnley in 1998.

(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:41, archived)

very

good john

(j0nny, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:38, archived)

Literally minutes of fun on this site...

Church Sign Generator such as:

(Scary, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:32, archived)

Fun

but glasscock I'm afraid!

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King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:34, archived)

Glasscock?

Whassat?

(Scary, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:35, archived)

It's...

Glass Cock :
Noun
1 A name given to an image or link that has not been created by a b3tan but has been posted repeatedly : "*warning * warning* Glass Cock!" or "That looks like a Glass Cock to me"
2 Originally from a picture of a female golfer winning a trophy and kissing it, taken from an angle that made it appear she was kissing the eponymous article. : You must have seen that glass cock, right? it''s been round the world on email thousands of times…

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King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:36, archived)

I know the one

sorry for lack of originality

(Scary, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:38, archived)

yay

two people asked that in one night! (so far) i don't feel as stupid anymore

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viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:38, archived)

hehe

it's pretty common.

no need to feel stupid unless you are..

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:40, archived)

i wander if you can buy prosthetic glass cocks

say if you become a unic (spelling?) and change your mind

edit: i also wonder if my ability to spell will come back, temporarily dislexic

(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:36, archived)

Your all

eunuchs.

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The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:36, archived)

We know.

TJ:

For some reason, I have been given an extra pizza free. Since I can only eat half of one of these buggers anyway, and was planning on having the rest of one for breakfast and tea tomorrow, do you think the other will last in the fridge in a state fit for human consumption until friday-sunday?

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:35, archived)

Yeah

pick off the anchovies though coz it'll make your fridge stink.

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:36, archived)

A 'tis but

a pepperoni, mushroom and onion creation. ^_^
It came with some rather nice pepperonichons (sic?) I hadn't tried before. V. nice though.

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:38, archived)

Yeah

maybe cover it with clingfilm or something

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King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:37, archived)

fridge?

you posh bastard

(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:37, archived)

Fridge is such a strong word for it

I hae no freezer, just the ice making compartment in my dinky fridge, so no lovely, lovely ice cream for me for the past 3 months :(

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:39, archived)

i've eaten 7 day old pizza before

it lasts ages

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lemony, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:38, archived)

That it does!

/student

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King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:40, archived)

i like

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Spoon, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:37, archived)

RAZZLE

cfb - business law, i love thee so

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stevierar, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:26, archived)

Yay!

I love it a lot. :-)

BTW, as a lawyer, I find that business law sucks. It sucks hard.

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splorp ®, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:28, archived)

i find it quite interesting, to be honest, but i'm a big geek,

consumer law i really enjoy, but it looks like it's business contracts until march

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stevierar, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:29, archived)

since when

are you a lawyer?!

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Lora, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:31, archived)

are you better?

and you have a snake?
why didn't i get to see it my loves snakes!!!

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rogue Big knickers, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:32, archived)

kind of

i had to come home from school today though, what a shame..
you didn't ask!!! You can next time :) How's Bella? Have you done anything else with her?

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Lora, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:34, archived)

bella is groovy

think she is settled finally and chiling... might get on at the weekend!!!!! wooooooo!
my has to see your snakey... did't know you had one they rock!
whats wrong ... flu?

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rogue Big knickers, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:35, archived)

yay!

good luck, let me know how it goes.
my Dexy is gorgeeeeeeeeous. He's sleeping at the moment.
Dunno.. I've been sneezing non stop, and my throat and head are all achey. I just had a bath though and feel a lot better.

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Lora, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:37, archived)

have some lemsip

and go to bed!
and i will let you know! if i get on her the world will know!!!
what sort is he?

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rogue Big knickers, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:38, archived)

i don't like lemsip!!

i shall have some warm ribena and i have my enid blyton book.
He's a corn snake, getting near to 5' and beautifully coloured.

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Lora, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:42, archived)

awww

have a disprin in it!!!!
he sounds lovely! well i r off to bed even if your not!!!

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rogue Big knickers, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:43, archived)

woo

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:28, archived)

alrighty then

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:28, archived)

is that vaseline in his hand?

did you spell it wrong?... ;P

nice drawing, though. i tried sketching my room today and the perspective looked like the brainthrashing of a drugmuddled eight year old ratbag

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_null_, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:28, archived)

it a round tub, goddamit!

it was going to be kleenex, but i can't write that small!

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stevierar, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:29, archived)

kleenex midget size?

hobgoblin size?

(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:31, archived)

perhaps

you live near a black hole?

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:30, archived)

ooh,

and i drew www.fucksocks.co.uk/dump/drawing_big.jpg when i was designing a room i was moving in to, i'm still proud of that, perspective was hell to do!

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stevierar, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:31, archived)

that's really fucking cool

if i say so myself

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_null_, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:32, archived)

bet it's not

that tidy!

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rogue Big knickers, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:34, archived)

heheheheheh

about 60% of my floorspace is covered in books, soiled copies of bizarre, cds, notes, coursework, and my vast collection of rescued-from-charitie-shops soft toys!

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stevierar, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:35, archived)

hehe

didn't think so.... now c'mon wanna see the real deal!!!!

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rogue Big knickers, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:36, archived)

*shifts rubbish on floor around*

Oh cool, floorboards!

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King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:35, archived)

fnarr

hehe i have some of those around here too!!!

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rogue Big knickers, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:36, archived)

I have a super-clean flatmate

she despairs at my room!

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King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:38, archived)

me and reckless rik

are just scruffy!!!!

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rogue Big knickers, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:39, archived)

Yay

for lecture doodles! None of mine are good enough to be scanned in!

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King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:29, archived)

nor

are mine but i do it anyhow

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:30, archived)

And I'd have to spend AGES

explaining them all anyway!

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King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:33, archived)

why

bother explaining? shall i post some of my masterpieces?/masterfaeces

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:35, archived)

Yep

go for it!

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King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:38, archived)

hehe

i might scan a collection of my best doodles and post it, some i am proud of :D

(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:30, archived)

He had no idea

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:26, archived)

Ho ho ho

Woo!

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King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:26, archived)

Arf!!

Most chucklesome. I'm now very paranoid as I have pain in my back/neck right there... hmmmm...

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useful_idiot, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:27, archived)

hehehe

hmmmm, good idea.

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:27, archived)

The Adventures of Ross Kemp: Part Three

Part One
Part Two

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:17, archived)

loon

woo!

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:18, archived)

the first proper laugh i've had all night

you're like some kind of delusional lord of the gifs.
you must come to a bash and i will buy you pints*

*singular if in london

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_null_, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:18, archived)

why thankee

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:19, archived)

your best yet

have the biggest woooo

(Tvit, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:19, archived)

haha!

fucking mental, i love it

w/y/h

(DeviousMiscreant, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:19, archived)

Hahaha

Excellent series

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wayward., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:19, archived)

I love this series!

I wish grant came back on the square....

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:19, archived)

Huzzah!

You are totally mad!

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King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:19, archived)

haven't had chance to watch it yet

have you seen the extended cut? It looks much better than the theatrical one.

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:24, archived)

Only just got it this morning

but 43mins of extra footage can't be bad!

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King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:25, archived)

hahaha

beer + ross kemp adventures 2 = messy cleanup!

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viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:21, archived)

Hurrah!

(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:21, archived)

hahah

super!

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stevierar, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:22, archived)

Yay!

Excellent. I'm giggling madly at that. And I'm a very serious person who doesn't giggle much.

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splorp ®, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:25, archived)

yay

and have big barrel of woo

(Slurpy The Frog, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:25, archived)

Fantastic

esp. no 2

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corington, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:28, archived)

yay for Grant

Phil's a girlie girl.

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:28, archived)

Smells lovely, but it'll have your nose off...

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:12, archived)

is that a lion on a flowwer?

(STINK_BOMB, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:13, archived)

no.

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dipdapdop, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:14, archived)

not

even close.

It's a long string of ones and zeros.

(mixtapes, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:15, archived)

No,

It's a badger on a tramampoline.

(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:22, archived)

Yay

What a happy bouncy little fellow he is too

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useful_idiot, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:24, archived)

woo!

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:13, archived)

woo

(Tvit, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:13, archived)

hehe

woooo

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viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:14, archived)

No special eyes?

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:16, archived)

sorry

maybe next time

(

Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:17, archived)

Ever get the feeling

you're being typecast?

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:18, archived)

i don't mind

not all my stuff has special eyes

(

Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:20, archived)

Keeps the demand

high...

^_^

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:20, archived)

haha

a dandy lion

and a woo!

(Nell_Sly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:17, archived)

My!

What a dandy lion! Woo!

(

Number_6, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:17, archived)

it looks like dorothy's been on the acid again

puddum aaaap

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:18, archived)

Its funny because its true

(Sch00sh, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:11, archived)

it is?

(STINK_BOMB, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:11, archived)

No.

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:14, archived)

LIES

(

_null_, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:11, archived)

but

it's not funny.

or true.

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:12, archived)

It IS badly cropped however...

(ChowRiit, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:31, archived)

Is it?

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:12, archived)

DAMN IT

that made me laugh
but i wasnt supposed to laugh - coz its crap
but i stil laughed
why......

(Tvit, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:14, archived)

Robert Heinlein

suggested that people laugh at others misfortune, as a way of sharing pain.

This view may have something to do with finding shoosh funny, because it would be rather painful to be him.

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:15, archived)

thats what i thought

i started about 11 days ago - was i really this bad?

(Tvit, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:17, archived)

I don't remember you being so.

I think you've adapted rather well. It hasn't helped with the whole site being subjected to baa's jealousy and his troll competition for the past few weeks.

(

Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:20, archived)

i have to say my judgement of him has been slightly clouded

by the fact he officially calls himself a tit in a german stereotype accent.

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_null_, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:27, archived)

Arf!

Hehe. What has been with Sargant2 and all your successors recently?

(

Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:33, archived)

evil

must be destroyed

(b3rl1n, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:14, archived)

It's funny cos its politikal

Do i get points for being political? Do I get points for it being really craply photoshopped? Do I get points for pointing out that life isnt a game and, thus, there is no point scoring system. Which - if you are religious - means there is no "Bonus level" if you do really well in the main game.

I'll shut up now.

(D.A. Jim Garrison, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:32, archived)

I wouldnt mind this pop up....

Havent had a cuppa in ages.

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:10, archived)

*sprains clicking finger*

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stevierar, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:11, archived)

mmmmm tea.

want a cuppa. no fresh milk and packed kettle.

bah. i would kill for tea.

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_null_, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:11, archived)

today i had FIVE cups of tea from an amazing

new tea-machine, which has millions of types of teas, and you have sliders of how much of stuff you want, and, and, and

it has a progress bar! i like technology when it is involved in the production of tea

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stevierar, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:13, archived)

that sounds very cool

is it a big vending machine or more of a domestic item?

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Spoon, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:14, archived)

a giant vending machine,

in one of the coffee shops in my college, it also does chocolate, milk, coffee, capaautunanathatatchinos, soup and millions more

and i really hit the jackpot in the morning, after the sweet-dispencer-thing was loaded with new packets of salty goodness, she didn't notice a whole THREE packets of hula-hoops falling off, which I promptly grabbed, sat in a corner, and ate

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stevierar, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:16, archived)

woah

that sounds magical!

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viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:14, archived)

yeah

but can you access the board?

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:15, archived)

all web cafe computers should be fitted with automatic coffee dispensers

the true mouse-laziness factor.

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_null_, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:17, archived)

DOWNLOADING

TEA

that would make me so happy, in big flashing letters

(

stevierar, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:18, archived)

it will be done.

leave it to me.

edit: you know what would be better?
a web interface to your tea machine
you can order a drink, and by the time you get to the machine, it's ready for you and cooling...

(

_null_, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:21, archived)

someone has stuck an advert for a laptop on it already,

so maybe

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stevierar, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:18, archived)

I don't like tea (or coffee)

But I like that!

(

King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:12, archived)

sorry

that just reminds me of those tea ~~flavoured~~ scented panty liners from the other night!

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viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:12, archived)

Tea scented panty liners?!

They exist? Where do I get them?
/hides

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useful_idiot, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:16, archived)

stay hidden

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viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:26, archived)

It doesn't work

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wayward., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:12, archived)

you know

it will turn out to be porn.

and not free.

don't be fooled!

(

dipdapdop, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:14, archived)

Actally...

Ill be getting a free cuppa and biscuit tomorrow as im giving blood!

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:14, archived)

oooh

i did that the other week. except it was at aberystwyth uni, so it's going to welsh people :(

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viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:15, archived)

You should have caught AIDS first

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wayward., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:16, archived)

Ooo, I give blood

which reminds me, I can now give blood again!

(

King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:17, archived)

is your blood alcohol level low enough

for the first time in months?

(

_null_, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:19, archived)

Yes, that's it

and the fact I had to wait 12 months after I had my lip ring put in!

(

King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:24, archived)

slurrrp

(ToPeeOrNotToPee, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:09, archived)

Barking!

I like it, but I have no idea why, or what it means!

(CMU, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:18, archived)

everyones looking at professor mi-mi

(Tvit, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:09, archived)

i'm trying not to

but i just can't keep my gaze away!

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viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:10, archived)

The new

Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher perhaps?

(

Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:11, archived)

Mustn't look!

Mustn't look! Mustn't... Mustn.. Must... Must obey!!

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Number_6, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:12, archived)

awwwwww

(Sch00sh, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:07, archived)

(b3rl1n, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:07, archived)

beat fluffy

animals to death with a poorly rendered fantasy weapon?

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:09, archived)

animate!

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King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:08, archived)

animate HARD!

Sorry... don't know WHAT came over me there.

(

Maffydoo, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:10, archived)

sorry

that was me.

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:12, archived)

I think I came over you

*passes towel*

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King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:12, archived)

animate it

go on.....

(Tvit, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:10, archived)

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