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(Red Fox, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:17, archived)

I just bought a coat like that.

Therefore I own Jesus' coat.

Lemon entry my dear Watson.

(dazzarazza, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:18, archived)

how

do you come to the conclusion you have Jesus's coat?

It says Joseph

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:20, archived)

Because..

..oh look over there

--(Runs away)--

(dazzarazza, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:21, archived)

Nothing to do with Jesus.

(goat thinks you're shit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:20, archived)

I once bought a nice off-white jacket.

I OWN DENNIS RODMAN'S JACKET

(vork and burlap, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:21, archived)

Woo that

overcoat!!

(Dr Frank, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:19, archived)

hahahahahaha

i like that

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:19, archived)

...

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gracielou, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:16, archived)

that makes me feel

quite ill...

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jme, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:16, archived)

urk

froth.
foam.

(mixtapes, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:17, archived)

what

you said...

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jme, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:18, archived)

HOLY JESUS watermelon!

gibber gibber jdfghiubvndkxjfghviuvbhnlkenvdbio.

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Monkeyboy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:16, archived)

*collapses*

*froths*

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splorp ®, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:17, archived)

You should

check it out through 3D glasses.

Actually, maybe you shouldn't. My skull is ringing.

(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:25, archived)

TECHNO TECHNO TECHNO TECHNO TECHNO TECHNO TECHNO

TECHNO TECHNO TECHNO TECHNO TECHNO TECHNO TECHNO
TECHNO TECHNO TECHNO TECHNO TECHNO TECHNO TECHNO

and so on

(vork and burlap, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:17, archived)

no no

no no no no no no no no no no there's no limits!

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:18, archived)

Tense, nervous headache?

YOU HAVE NOW

(vork and burlap, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:18, archived)

lklkjddfmngfmnmq

SFDLKSDKJLFSKSSDNMDMNSMSDMMMNN//

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Mystery_Bob, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:17, archived)

Cor.

Headache. Thanks.

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King Ralph is drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:17, archived)

Epileptic fit

woo *foam* yay *twitch* houpla

/ambulance

Edit: surely that should be NSFE? We don't want people to die on us. Well, not all of them, anyway

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dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:17, archived)

were you thiking of me when you edited that post?

(moose monkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:20, archived)

Reminds me

of C64 loading screens

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wayward., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:17, archived)

*gibber*

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:17, archived)

*dribble*

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UncleLewy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:18, archived)

SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE

(goat thinks you're shit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:19, archived)

Woo! Yay!

God, even the cursor flickers as I write this...

(rubberducky, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:19, archived)

how rare

a domo pic I'm not compelled to save for the future...

nicely drawn, but I couldn't cope with the flashing for long

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:20, archived)

MAKE IT STOP!!

For the love of god!

(Dr Frank, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:20, archived)

Domoooooo!

and in me uni's colors,nonetheless! woo yay! go team! oh...wait...
*remembers she has no school spirit whatsoever*

ahem. woo pic.

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:24, archived)

my thoughts are expressed below

(sex automata, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:28, archived)

top stuff

for those who haven't seen it

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robtoo is all out of gum, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:30, archived)

George Burns' Illegitimate Son

(Fragger, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:12, archived)

Damn it

you're supposed to modify these pictures in some way...

Woo yay houpla!

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dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:14, archived)

WOO!

YAY!

(moose monkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:15, archived)

ARGH!

i'm starting to confuse myself!

(moose monkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:16, archived)

Blimey.

So it is!

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King Ralph is drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:14, archived)

how marvelous

alright fuckface, where's gracie?
/southpark

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:15, archived)

Inspired by Grampa's FP

Cop's eye view.... Go Jacko Go!!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:09, archived)

Now THAT's woo!

Yay!

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King Ralph is drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:10, archived)

Is that Cyclops

on the right?

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wayward., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:10, archived)

made me laugh

a wee bit :)

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:11, archived)

Yay

They should be combined!

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UncleLewy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:11, archived)

speaking of which

i just recieved it in email.

that went viral ridiculously fast.

(yakmonkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:12, archived)

Some does.

I seem to remember someone receiving their own image the day after they made it.

(goat thinks you're shit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:14, archived)

i dream of the day i get one of my own sent to me

then i can retire.

or die happy.

or get a drink or something.

(yakmonkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:15, archived)

drink

you know it makes sense

(vork and burlap, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:16, archived)

once i get out of this DAMNED CUBICLE!

then i will imbibe!

(yakmonkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:18, archived)

you're trapped in a toilet?

(vork and burlap, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:19, archived)

cubicle = work prison

but i am in marketing so the metaphor is apt.

(yakmonkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:26, archived)

you do that

I'll just implode

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verbal, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:24, archived)

Then you must find a high profile subject,

and hope the hummus flows like wine.

(goat thinks you're shit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:17, archived)

not big for high-profile

i'm more of a random madness type.

(yakmonkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:19, archived)

The ones that go viral

tend to be the ones that are topical. Sadly, I never watch the news.

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wayward., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:23, archived)

like this?

(yakmonkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:42, archived)

I got one about 9 months

after I made it once.

It was ages ago too.

(vork and burlap, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:16, archived)

Woo

Could be from the view of Knight Rider

(King_Weird, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:21, archived)

hahaha

excellent

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lemonhead, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:27, archived)

cheers!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:38, archived)

Hello

A very quick post to show my appreciation for finally having broadband again, and being able to load a b3ta page in less than 1 month.

(kohoutec, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:09, archived)

she's

preetty

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:11, archived)

hello.

(moose monkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:12, archived)

I would

no I wouldn't. (t)Woo!

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dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:12, archived)

WOO!

(moose monkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:14, archived)

bad batty boy

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raver, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:01, archived)

did you know

his $3 million bail is only £1.8 million

edit: i just noticed the 'allegedly mix'...nice touch

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:02, archived)

he has that in loose change

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raver, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:03, archived)

but still,

$3 million... he must've done something REALLY bad

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dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:04, archived)

nah

they just set it so high because it'll actually cause him to pay attention then - you get bail back anyhow, but with all his financial woes he may not be able to get it together, which could be why he's staying "at large"

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:05, archived)

"Lock up your

windows, he's at large", sort of thing?

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dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:06, archived)

nah

more like "keep the trampoline covered, and all primates safely in their cages"

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:08, archived)

i have your name

(moose monkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:06, archived)

now i've told you already

stop it

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lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:07, archived)

it's alright for you

your ordeal is over

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dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:08, archived)

but its fun!

(moose monkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:08, archived)

so it is...

for you see, I have your name

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dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:09, archived)

or do i?

this must be confusing lots of innocent b3tans

(moose monkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:10, archived)

isn't that

an oxymoron?

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:11, archived)

who are you calling

an oxy?

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:11, archived)

me, i think...

(moose monkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:13, archived)

*zit*

I wonder if you can use oxyclean as a facewash?

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:13, archived)

only

if they can't work out ID numbers. oh, wait...

(rednc, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:14, archived)

the name stealing ninjas were disbanded

a long time ago

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lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:10, archived)

is that possibly

because they were pricks?

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dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:11, archived)

i dont know...

(moose monkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:12, archived)

but now he's imitating me

(moose monkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:09, archived)

thing is

mousing over the links shows your user ID...

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:11, archived)

or 326797386 Yen

which is €2519103

fascinating thing, exchange rates.

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Monkeyboy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:05, archived)

/demands the rouble figure

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verbal, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:06, archived)

(goat thinks you're shit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:08, archived)

Gosh!

It's 4,465,499,991,349.35 in Turkish lira. I didn't know numbers went up that high.

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splorp ®, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:09, archived)

Pah.

Not even 5 trillion.

(goat thinks you're shit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:10, archived)

Give their

hyper-inflation a day or two and it will be...

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splorp ®, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:12, archived)

can't do roubles,

but it's 11,634,897 Polish Zloty
*FACT*

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Monkeyboy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:09, archived)

that more that sates

my appetite

Thanks

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verbal, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:10, archived)

It's

89,400,000 roubles. :-D

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splorp ®, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:11, archived)

it was a pleasure.

by the way, it's 11,399,994 malaysian ringgits.

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Monkeyboy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:13, archived)

what the hell

let's call it 11,400,000... what's 6 ringgits between friends?

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:14, archived)

93 pence

if you must know.

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Monkeyboy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:16, archived)

And it's

3,934.426 platinum ounces. The joys of www.xe.com, eh?

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splorp ®, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:15, archived)

i just use the calculator on my mac

it does this shit automatically, and speaks the answers.

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Monkeyboy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:19, archived)

Speaks, eh?

Cool. :-)

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splorp ®, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:20, archived)

Ditto.

Victoria turns me on.

(vork and burlap, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:25, archived)

well...

how does 84492762 Mauritian rupees grab you?

(vork and burlap, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:09, archived)

like this:

*grab*

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verbal, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:11, archived)

GERROF!

(vork and burlap, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:11, archived)

bah, foiled again

/rips off thin sheets of aluminium

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verbal, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:14, archived)

I wonder how long he'll last in prison

any b3tans willing to give an advance on 4 hours?

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dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:03, archived)

he's a celebrity

he won't go to prision, he'll go to therapy

(vork and burlap, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:04, archived)

before he gets buggered senseless

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raver, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:04, archived)

We can only pray

there isn't an administrative blunder and he's sent to Juvenile Hall

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dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:05, archived)

hee hee

(moose monkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:07, archived)

Mike will survive in jail (gaol in the Willd West)

He one BAD mf, Shammooor.

Eeeee heeeee.

(dazzarazza, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:06, archived)

by who?

samuel l?

(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:06, archived)

put me down for...

6 hours

(andrewbowley, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:05, archived)

i feel so sorry for him

i bet these allegations are just as false as the rest.

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Lora, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:06, archived)

lol?

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souljah, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:07, archived)

Apparantly he looked like he'd seen a ghost

When he handed himself in.

Poxy Vitiligo.

(dazzarazza, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:07, archived)

/irony

or was that sarcasm?

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robtoo is all out of gum, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:07, archived)

the ones that were so false

he had to buy off the family that filed them?

(dognutz, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:08, archived)

but the little kid

refused to testify...which was weird.
and the family went through civil courts meaning they were after money, these new ones aren't going through civil courts, they don't want money

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:09, archived)

that's coz he's cancer recovery kid

they're betting on the jury sympathy vote

Johnnie Cochrane will try the Chewbacca Defence.

(dognutz, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:13, archived)

he doesn't

stand a chance then, not agaisnt the Wookie defence

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:14, archived)

but surely

it wasn't always known he'd recover... that could have been his one and only chance to experience "intimacy" before death...

/sickfreak

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:15, archived)

nevertheless

he's going to have to go to court this time so that the allegations can be tested

(the last lot were never proven false he just paid the kid not to take him to court)

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lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:09, archived)

how do you know

the other allegations were false?

(vork and burlap, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:12, archived)

I'm not that bothered one way or the other

I have the video for Smooth Criminal, I'd sooner watch that than the news

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verbal, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:16, archived)

His stage act completely fails to scare me

Hope it ain't been done etc...

(rubberducky, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:57, archived)

hehehe

woo

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:58, archived)

Nice.

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King Ralph is drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:59, archived)

that's nice ;-)

(moose monkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:59, archived)

gah!

stop it

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lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:00, archived)

ok i stop...

(moose monkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:01, archived)

danke shoen!

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lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:03, archived)

schön, dear,

schön

(vork and burlap, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:04, archived)

maybe we should call

new mmmmm...lemony, 'new mmmmm...lemony'?

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dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:02, archived)

I can't believe

it's not mmmmm...lemony?

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:03, archived)

arf!

now that would be good

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lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:05, archived)

hello

i have your name now

(moose monkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:05, archived)

the stingray seems

to be enjoying itself

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robh, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:59, archived)

i think

it's more a grimace

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:00, archived)

....

it's a shark, not a stingray

(moose monkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:00, archived)

its a sword fish

now go mack to your old name or become "The May Penguin"

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lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:01, archived)

swordfish, dear,

swordfish

(vork and burlap, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:00, archived)

is it not

a sword fish?

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:00, archived)

arf

the fish looks quite happy

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:59, archived)

name that fish

chainsaw'dfish?
manta raygun?
Help me out!

(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:00, archived)

One for Dr. Frank

yes...he's quackers

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robh, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:57, archived)

hahaha

woo!

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:57, archived)

Ha ha ha

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King Ralph is drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:58, archived)

aww

haha! wooo

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Laini, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:59, archived)

Thankyou I am

Honoured, touched and eternally grateful for at least 5 mins...

(Dr Frank, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:28, archived)

(Tvit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:53, archived)

erm

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:54, archived)

see that eye?

this is why you should never scan your cat on a flatbed...

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:54, archived)

true

use a drum scanner

(vork and burlap, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:55, archived)

and if you do

you should look away because the light can harm your eyes.

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:55, archived)

just ask Hugo

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:56, archived)

whyso?

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:56, archived)

he done scanned himself in

and posted the pic, along with a mini-ramble about how much it stung when the light hit his eyes

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:57, archived)

been there.

done that.

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:58, archived)

there was a website with pictures of scanned cats

funny it was, but the site's gone now I think

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:56, archived)

never!

oddly enough it was catscan. something

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:56, archived)

Who was it who scanned their face and half blinded themselves for a few hours?

(goat thinks you're shit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:56, archived)

i take it

this is what you call...spong.

(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:56, archived)

we havent had a gnops in ages

if i remember right
BRING BACK GNOPS!

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evil pixie, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:02, archived)

good call

i'll set to work immediately

(vork and burlap, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:03, archived)

does

this count

it was only yesterday morning

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:05, archived)

oh good

i won't bother then

(vork and burlap, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:07, archived)

just cos i can't b3ta

24/7 any more

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evil pixie, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:13, archived)

Jesus!

don't DO that! I scrolled up and shat myself completely. That is the fear in fluffy form. Woo to you

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dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:55, archived)

I have to disconnect

to phone the RSPCA, but I will do it

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:56, archived)

I bet you had to rub it on your

jumper for ages to get it to stick on the wall like that.

3000th post

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:56, archived)

Sorry

(Dr Frank, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:50, archived)

Guinness in a can is just wrong.

(vork and burlap, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:51, archived)

I dunno

not as good as draught, but drinkable.

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King Ralph is drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:52, archived)

shirley

it works best in a glass?

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:53, archived)

Well, you can always pour the can into a glass.

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King Ralph is drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:55, archived)

toilet duck is drinkable

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:53, archived)

mmmm....

...citrusy

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dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:54, archived)

you

called?

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lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:54, archived)

you

called?

(moose monkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:55, archived)

i still see a difference

there

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lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:56, archived)

This could become rather confusing

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dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:00, archived)

the true one's link ro profile

is purple for me, so i'm alright

(vork and burlap, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:02, archived)

I suppose I did really

...er... I feel a bit like Bart Simpson when he phoned Moe's and actually got through to Hugh Jass. So I'll just say, hello.

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dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:56, archived)

What do you think of the stuff in a bottle?

(goat thinks you're shit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:55, archived)

But sometimes,

necessary.

(goat thinks you're shit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:52, archived)

hurray

laugh laugh chortle

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:51, archived)

snorf!

old advert potato swap punnage is the new art. Maybe. Woo yay!

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dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:53, archived)

duckman

is the third best cartoon ever.

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Reverend Dan, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:53, archived)

What's first and second?

In your righteous opinion.

(vork and burlap, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:55, archived)

simpsons and futurama

shortly followed by pre-sellout ren & stimpy. the rest is a bit hard to sort into order.

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Reverend Dan, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:56, archived)

yes

powdered toast man still grapes my squildo

i think

(vork and burlap, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:58, archived)

4th best

Dangermouse. Or Roobarb. Henry's Cat?

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dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:58, archived)

none of those are very good

if you see them again now.

spongebob kicks dangermouse's arse

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Reverend Dan, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:59, archived)

I dunno

I can't watch the same spongebob more than once without feeling let down... I'd put it level with dangermouse, but both below roobard

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:02, archived)

but why my name?

why not someone who does half decent posts from time to time?

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lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:54, archived)

i dunno,

i was just searching the board for a nice name

(moose monkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:56, archived)

i think you should call yourself

"The May Penguin"

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lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:58, archived)

or pork

(vork and burlap, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:59, archived)

(mrpaulo shaving the world, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:49, archived)

chortle

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:50, archived)

hehehe

woo

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:51, archived)

They look edible when they're pink.

How peculiar.

(vork and burlap, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:51, archived)

Yup

There's a definite element of sugar-mouse about them

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Sir Jon Dangerous, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:52, archived)

strange

the last i heard noone's attempted to eat a flamingo.
woo to the pic. here's a caption.
"How was I sposed to now that Vader had his lightsabre in there as well?"
Edit:watermelon, didn't realise it was animated!

(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:55, archived)

I bet flamingo tastes great.

(goat thinks you're shit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:57, archived)

I doubt it

they eat caustic soda and shrimps.
or something.

(dognutz, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:10, archived)

the tilt of the helmet

even makes him look sarcastically miffed

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:51, archived)

woo yay houpla!

that's magic. Particularly liked humourous gratuitous swearing. See, kids?: it is both big and clever

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dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:51, archived)

You're not fucking wrong.

(vork and burlap, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:53, archived)

yay for adding swearwords to pictures!

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:53, archived)

I like that

very very very much.

Oh yes.

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verbal, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:52, archived)

(

Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:54, archived)

HEEERE'S JACKY!

/straight to Hull

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:47, archived)

that would have been much scarier

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:47, archived)

i'm scared........

(moose monkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:48, archived)

but still not as scary as the bloke dressed as a bear

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lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:49, archived)

if he'd have been in the film

especially weith brian blessed nearby

shudder

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:49, archived)

i mean the bloke dressed as a bear in the film

he's even scarier than chump manbear

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lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:51, archived)

HA!

i stole your name!

(moose monkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:50, archived)

you're more of a sequel

than a thief

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:52, archived)

oh...

(moose monkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:52, archived)

now the new change

makes my previous message look silly

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:55, archived)

I see a difference

so obviously you didn't

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:52, archived)

Ha! it works better if i don't know who you are

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lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:52, archived)

bound to the bound bound to the repost!

Miffy is way scarier than Jacko.

(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:53, archived)

oooh!

hold your babies!

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Laini, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:49, archived)

*holds them tight*

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lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:49, archived)

HA!

i got your name!

(moose monkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:51, archived)

*drops baby*

oops :¬s

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Reverend Dan, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:53, archived)

bu-wa-ha-ha

that's nice. And plus, if he does get convicted of fiddling kiddies you won't even go to hell.
unless you've done any other awful awful things

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dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:49, archived)

he joined b3ta

that automatically gives you an economy class ticket to hull.

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:50, archived)

disaster awaits around every corner

my site

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alistair, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:45, archived)

Yay!

Brilliant!

/throws away Photoshop. Rushes out to buy AutoCAD.

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splorp ®, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:46, archived)

wow

it's like £3000 or summingt. I suggest 'borrowing' it from someone
(and keep imageready)

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alistair, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:54, archived)

/remortgages flat

runs out to buy AutoCAD... ;-)

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splorp ®, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:04, archived)

why do i think

hitchhiker's guide?

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:47, archived)

In the HHG animations...

...as splendid as they are, everyone looks like a Black and White Minstrel in negative to me.

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:48, archived)

I really must look for a copy of Battlezone...

...and a few decent emulators.

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:47, archived)

or autocad

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alistair, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:48, archived)

I was not aware it could execute code...

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:48, archived)

lots of screen grabing then shuffle off to image ready

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alistair, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:53, archived)

you can't go wrong

with a battlezone aesthetic

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littlebean, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:01, archived)

Away In (Pret) A Manger

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Sir Jon Dangerous, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:45, archived)

arf

the pun

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lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:46, archived)

that's what i think of when i see the shop name

(1, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:46, archived)

groan...

and relax... and woo... and relax

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Jobe, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:47, archived)

xmas punnage xmas punnage xmas punnage

xmas punnage xmas punnage
xmas punnage
Woo!

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dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:47, archived)

ha ha

brilliant!

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robh, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:48, archived)

calendar..

my b3ta 2004 calendar is a finished
(in case you didn't spazz earlier)

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raver, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:44, archived)

My groceries arrived...

...ten whole minutes early today. Nice!

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:47, archived)

you spelled b3tans wrong

'all images by betans then nicked for this calendar by raver'

apart from that...
WOO!

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:47, archived)

Is this true?

He nicked other people's images? What a fucker.

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:50, archived)

it had to happen

i suppose..

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raver, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:00, archived)

Yay for the calendar

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Sir Jon Dangerous, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:51, archived)

woo!

which cartel guy are you?

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Reverend Dan, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:52, archived)

da webmeister

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raver, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:59, archived)

ah ok

just wondering if it was you i met at bastard but i still have no idea...

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Reverend Dan, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:03, archived)

march last year

was the only one i been to

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raver, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:05, archived)

I was really hoping that you would have used one of my images, i had my hopes up and everything

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:56, archived)

The Adventures of Ross Kemp: Part Five

Part One
Part Two
Part Three
Part Four

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:38, archived)

hhehehehe

cracking!

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:39, archived)

this calls for a gratuitious repost!

Now if only someone would do something with Phil and Peggy.

(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:48, archived)

haha!

grrrrrrrreat!

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verbal, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:40, archived)

ahh

like a beacon of beaconness though the dark of darkness...

brill series this!

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Reckless_Rik, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:40, archived)

You are my God

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:42, archived)

get the crystal

no, come out!

oh, wrong bald bloke ;)

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:43, archived)

it just wasnt the same when he got replaced

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:43, archived)

very true

they tried too hard to find someone similar, they should have just admitted that he'd gone and got someone totally different - like Anneka Rice

"I've got the crystal - stop the clock!"

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:46, archived)

Have you ever been to Bali with Anneka Rice?

I have.
*throws bongos over shoulder*

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:47, archived)

that should be the title of a novel

"Have you ever been to Bali with Anneka Rice?"

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:48, archived)

Foreword by Archbishop Desmond Tutu

and Rusty Lee.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:50, archived)

yes most definitely

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:52, archived)

Hahaha

haha

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Sir Jon Dangerous, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:43, archived)

only came here to have a quick look and thats the first thing i see. and it made me laugh. and for that i thank you.

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Jobe, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:44, archived)

YAY

I want him on a leash!!

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Mon 24 Nov 2003, 20:35, archived)

I, young sir, am the king's major domo

yes, i know it's a bit crap

(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:37, archived)

I smiled

this is more praise than you realise

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verbal, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:38, archived)

yay!

hooray for domo!

(moose monkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:38, archived)

i like

contemplating looking for a majors uniform and a Domo

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:39, archived)

how's this?

(sex automata, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:52, archived)

oh, that'd be my queue to pearoast...

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CowJam, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:56, archived)

i for one

am ecstatic about the rerelease of the Lion King - I know what I'm getting for Christmas.

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Lora, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:39, archived)

What? What?

Oh, right
I see

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dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:39, archived)

I think

my sister is going to buy it for me for my Birthday
I went to see the lion king at the cinema the day after my 13th birthday, ten year later i shall be getting it for my 23rd birthday :)

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:43, archived)

All part

of the rich tapestry of life. Or something

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dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:44, archived)

or even the circle of life.

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Lora, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:48, archived)

hakuna

matata

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:51, archived)

Wotcha

Roight darlin, if someone can host 330kb, I can do you bigger for the same cost, and all for the price of a click!

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WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:33, archived)

Bloody 'ell!

That's genius!

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King Ralph is drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:34, archived)

cushty!

(moose monkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:37, archived)

brilliant!

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robtoo is all out of gum, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:35, archived)

On the way.

Cheers mate! :)

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WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:39, archived)

click for bigger

(unofficial announcement until WhoElse checks his mail)

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robtoo is all out of gum, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:53, archived)

that, i believe

deserves one hell of a WOO!

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Deadpool, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:36, archived)

HAHA!

excellent

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verbal, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:36, archived)

fuckin'

marvelous!

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:37, archived)

it's like the Citizen Kane of posts

only with The Matrix
and Only Fool and Horses
WOO YAY HOUPLA!

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dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:37, archived)

BAHAHAHAHAHAH

That's bloody marvellous.

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Jimmeh, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:37, archived)

bad

ass!

(felixthehat oh this is new, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:37, archived)

hahahah

woo!

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:37, archived)

*faints*

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:44, archived)

hahaha

thats bloody triffic

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Lynxkitten, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:51, archived)

oh dear oh dear poor miffy!!!

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rogue Big knickers, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:33, archived)

that's

no moon!

pwitty

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verbal, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:34, archived)

how rare

i must go "ick" in the direction of your website.

comic sans and bastardised english is just wrong.

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:35, archived)

I 'ick'

in your general direction

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verbal, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:37, archived)

bwaahaahaahaaa!

ah well can't please all of the people!!!

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rogue Big knickers, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:39, archived)

went a bit

nuts with the optimizer?

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Reckless_Rik, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:35, archived)

yay Miffy!

coming to the pub tomorrow???

Also, anyone know if there's any Danish regulars?

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Lora, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:35, archived)

I prefer

plain croissants

(iiiihankyoooo)

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Reckless_Rik, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:39, archived)

fnarrrrrr!

: )

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rogue Big knickers, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:40, archived)

oi you two!

pub, tomorrow?

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Lora, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:41, archived)

not I

I fear

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Reckless_Rik, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:47, archived)

but I think there are some danish pastries in my cupboard though...

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splorp ®, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:39, archived)

you never answered me yesterday;

since when are you a lawyer?!

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Lora, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:41, archived)

since his visit to

www.becomealawyerinstantly.com

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:43, archived)

Damn

if only that link worked - I would have saved a lot of time and effort at University.

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splorp ®, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:44, archived)

Oh, I missed that...

I *am* a lawyer thank you very much. I specialise in Internet intellectual property (very, very niche). So there. :-)

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splorp ®, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:44, archived)

you never told me!!!!

do you know I've applied for law at uni?

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Lora, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:46, archived)

Eek!

The law! The law! The law! The law! The law!

It's a very boring subject. Some bits are interesting but you *have* to do seemingly endless numbers of essays about mortgages and what-not. Very dull. I always liked criminal - at least you had a good murder or car chase to write about. :-)

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splorp ®, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:49, archived)

i'm looking forward to studying criminal,

but i'm definitely going into the corporate sector. I did work experience with Slaughter & May in the competition department and rather loved it, they have some rather big clients.

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Lora, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:55, archived)

You'll have to

buy some red braces and talk loudly in restaurants about "Project Blue Sky" etc. if you're going into corporate. Litigation always looked like quite a fun area to me (apart from IP - which is wot I'm good at)

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splorp ®, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:59, archived)

you mean

aside from kaiser?

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:40, archived)

ooh

do you think he would do me a huge favour?? There's a Danish cd that I really *have* to get hold of..

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Lora, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:40, archived)

send him a

100w Osram

He couldn't possibly refuse

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verbal, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:43, archived)

hahah

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:43, archived)

maybe

he`s a qualified electrician with expertise in re-glass blowing

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Reckless_Rik, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:50, archived)

if you ask him

you will find out

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:43, archived)

if you floodlight it

he will come...

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:43, archived)

but i never see him about

and I don't have icq anymore, boooooo.

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Lora, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:47, archived)

4rthur offline message him?

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King Ralph is drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:52, archived)

Quick and dirty

as I am desperately in need of a pint - and I guess some hummus... but anyhow - I give you:
The Blaming Of The Shrew.

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Ambiguous, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:32, archived)

for this

i bequeath upon thou:

the thursday award.

(mixtapes, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:32, archived)

ta!

...and now i must organise a taxi - which on a week night in a poxy northern town is more tricky than you'd think!

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Ambiguous, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:35, archived)

i think that shrew has just spotted somewhere warm and moist

to hibernate

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lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:33, archived)

that is terrible

have this

suppose its been done til its arse bled?

(Maroon Balloon, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:35, archived)

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