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# ok seeing as though this saddam thing will not die.....
Have a variation on a theme.....


(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:50, archived)
# who's playing that
Benny Hill music?

Woo!
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:52, archived)
# ME!
*starts Benny Hill theme*
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:53, archived)
# DER DER DER
DER DER DER-DERDERDER-DER-DER-DER-DER *PAUSES AND PINCHES BIRDS ARSE* DERDERDER -DER -DER
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:53, archived)
# Your head!!
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:56, archived)
# So what happened to
the name change?
I was rather fond of old Horatio
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:56, archived)
# tsk. I knew it..
shoulda gone with MOOBMASTER.
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:57, archived)
# (he is the master of moobs, you know)

(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:01, archived)
# one hundred and twenty...something...


fuckit.

*BOOM!*
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:57, archived)
# ZZ Hussein
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:49, archived)
# Ha nice
much more preferable shopping than santa hats!
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:49, archived)
# Surely...
...the hating of santa hats bandwagon is just as hackneyed and annoying now as the actual santa-hat bandwagon that spawned it. I prefer the santa hat bandwagon to the hating santa hat bandwagon as more creativity goes into the former.
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:51, archived)
# seeing as i have failed at either
as i am not on my own PC, i should not complain at all really - i take it all back. Woo for all bandwagons!!
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:53, archived)
# i have no problem with bandwagons
WHEN THERE IS A fucking caps lock
ahem
when there is a bit of originality at each iteration, and the bandwagon evolves
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:54, archived)
# I agree
don't ask me for why, but I agree anyway.
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Hello
My first compo effort - be gentle!

(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:48, archived)
# ooh pooh
shoot me now


PLEEEASEEEEEE!!
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:49, archived)
# Oi,
don't make me come down there and KICK YOUR ARSE!
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:49, archived)
# egad!!!
you're scaryily effective...
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:51, archived)
# Don't you know how to spell
Your?

That's better.
Gold star.
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:52, archived)
# or
scarily.

Although, I like Scaryily.
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:53, archived)
# Erm...
Tra-la-laaaa

£$%(*&^%$£
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:55, archived)
# pah
Soon you'll be telling me that i'm not a 133t haxx0r
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:56, archived)
# "SHE"
and im afraid i spelt it wrong to start - ooh the power of the edit button!!
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:01, archived)
# Indeed.
...
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:04, archived)
# Surely,
Twotanic.
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:49, archived)
# *hangs head*
this works too well

*wanders off despondantly..
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:50, archived)
# Kless!
Woo to you!
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:50, archived)
# I don't know.
If there's some full frontal nudity and arse sex, I'd watch it.
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:50, archived)
# Yeah...
I must confess that the original is one of my favorite films ever.


Especially the painting bit =]
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:50, archived)
# I am sure you are refferring to
Tit-anic
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:51, archived)
# Leo's arse
Horse's dick.
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:51, archived)
#
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:54, archived)
# Yes
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:53, archived)
# Is that a
script I can hear you writing?
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:54, archived)
# *clickety click*
yes, with arse-sex and leotards
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:55, archived)
# A full body pan of
Miss Winslet lying naked on a chaise longue, then cut to a Jack drawing an enormous cock in his drawing pad.
Then him wanking...then the arse-sex.

Then her husband to be finds the spunk stained cock picture in a safe...then he shags her mum and his butler.
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:57, archived)
# *copies & pastes*
That's gold-dust mate!
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:57, archived)
# Then the butler finds jack
and rose shagging in the car, then joins in.
But thats after he catches them shagging everyone at the below decks irish orgy.

"TITanic, The only thing that doesn't go down is the ship".
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:07, archived)
# Hahahaha
Classy tag line!
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:11, archived)
# Hire me at once,
your Pornship.
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:12, archived)
# ICEBERG! RIGHT AHEAD!
"Oh no, wait a minute there is some jizz on my lense...."
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:17, archived)
# pack your bags
and move to Hollywood RIGHT NOW!

You are a genius!!
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:03, archived)
# arse sex?
Leotards?

Hmmm... drop the leotards and have a funny moment where they are in a crate in the dark and she says

"My how big you are!"

And then Jack says

"That's not me!"

Then you hear a donkey noise

"EEE-AWWWW!"
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:57, archived)
# ;)
That too
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:58, archived)
# see?
I'm wasted in this job-
should have been a porn scriptwriter.
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:03, archived)
# Noooooooooooo!
Where did I put that knife??
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:53, archived)
# SERIOUSLY
There was talk of Titanic 2. Following the lives of the survivors and what happened to them. Not a joke.

I guess it sank without a trace. (pun intended)
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:06, archived)
# celebrity astronauts
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:48, archived)
# Celebrity astronauts...
...would spend their entire time saying:

"Houston - beep - don't you know who I am? - beep - Where's the fooking VIP area? - beep"
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:51, archived)
# Someone mentioned that lemurs have manic eyes
And i got sidetracked.

Wouldn't mess with it, tho.

(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:48, archived)
# arrggh lemur attack
woo
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:49, archived)
# Hehehe
Very good :D
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:07, archived)
# Right! That's it!
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:47, archived)
#







/edit: i dont like ashes...
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:48, archived)
# you're not meant to
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:49, archived)
# well thats alright then
isnt it.... BTW, if i was a man i would be most proud to grow a berd like that.
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:50, archived)
# Then you
would look like Saddam.
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:51, archived)
# YAY
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:54, archived)
# .
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:47, archived)
# Woo
I like him lots!!!
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:48, archived)
# I like him
even more than that! He makes me laugh - I'd like to go on a drinking session with him.



And I think you'll find it's actually "Your all gay". Jeez - the educayshun some peeple get these days!
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:50, archived)
# Actually
"Your" is the possesive, i was shortening "you are all gay" hence "you're all gay" must be correct? No?
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:52, archived)
#
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:54, archived)
#
no
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:55, archived)
# I think you'll find
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:56, archived)
# darn it
i have succumbed...
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:57, archived)
# now.
Doesn't that feel so much better?
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:02, archived)
# Awwwww
That reminds me of something but I don't know what.
Very woo either way.
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:50, archived)
# those things
that you used to win at carnies when you were ikkle - with huge eyes and fluff
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:51, archived)
# Yay
I like that!
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:50, archived)
# twit-to
woooooo
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:51, archived)
# Chuckle Brothers...
...in cruel DNA splicing experiment.
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:55, archived)
# I really must learn flash instead
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:47, archived)
# yes you should
and then make that interactive
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:48, archived)
# that was the plan
the drawback is that i don't own it yet(kazaa beckons)
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:48, archived)
# don't do that!
Buy a computer mag with a demo, then get the serial for it
I made a small little thing and hardly bothered again

though I am working on some secret projects
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:53, archived)
# nah, its cheaper
i test all kazaa downloads on my standalone test pc anyway
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:56, archived)
# Yay!
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:48, archived)
#
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:48, archived)
# it was deliberate i assure you
please insert expletives below
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:49, archived)
# I love Comic Sans
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:49, archived)
# agree


woo to the pic btw
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:54, archived)
# that took you waaaay too long to make
but it was woorth it.
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:48, archived)
# you sir
are not wrong on the former.
especially when you have to merge and unmerge layers every time
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:50, archived)
# yay!
i'll stick that on www.thingsthattookfartolongtomake.co.uk when i finaly get it up and running:)
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:54, archived)
# well
that site didn't take that long to make, did it?
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:09, archived)
# Extreme methods are being considered
for reducing traffic congestion.

(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:45, archived)
# Hahahahahah
very good indeed!
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:46, archived)
# AAAH THE TRAFFIC THE TRAFFIC THE TRAFFIC THE TRAFFIC THE TRAFFIC THE TRAFFIC THE TRAFFIC THE TRAFFIC THE TRAFFIC THE TRAFFIC
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:46, archived)
# ARGH!
THE DERBY! THE DERBY! THE DERBY! THE DERBY! THE DERBY! THE DERBY! THE DERBY! THE DERBY! THE DERBY! THE DERBY! THE DERBY! THE DERBY! THE DERBY! THE DERBY! THE DERBY! THE DERBY! THE DERBY! THE DERBY! THE DERBY! THE DERBY! THE DERBY!
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:46, archived)
# Woo!
That is great!

THE ROUNDABOUT FEAR THE ROUNDABOUT FEAR THE ROUNDABOUT FEAR THE ROUNDABOUT FEAR THE ROUNDABOUT FEAR THE ROUNDABOUT FEAR THE ROUNDABOUT FEAR THE ROUNDABOUT FEAR THE ROUNDABOUT FEAR THE ROUNDABOUT FEAR THE ROUNDABOUT FEAR THE ROUNDABOUT FEAR THE ROUNDABOUT FEAR THE ROUNDABOUT FEAR THE ROUNDABOUT FEAR THE ROUNDABOUT FEAR THE ROUNDABOUT FEAR
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:47, archived)
# aaargh!
The Swindon Fear! etc
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:56, archived)
# Hehe
Brilliant :)
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:08, archived)
# ARGHHH!!!
The Super Market!
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:15, archived)
# just because ok?!
sorry. does this count?
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:44, archived)
# yes.
10,543!
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:44, archived)
# found out where he got that growth
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:46, archived)
# they look like slippers
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:47, archived)
# iS THAT bOB
cAROLGEES?
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:44, archived)
# Are you
BRIAN BLESSED?
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:45, archived)
# No
NO ONE CAN TAKE THE FULL FORCE OF THE BLESSED.

I saw him once you know
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:47, archived)
# I've held his Hand
Twice.

On a gameshow.

(I lost - to the champion. I didn't understand the rules).

Brian is very sweary and flatulent.
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:54, archived)
# I think it might be
What happened to him, anyway?
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:45, archived)
# He does a bit of
this, a bit of that.

www.tonywestents.co.uk/bob.htm
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:48, archived)
# ha ha
it looks like it!
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:45, archived)
# My hat my precious hat!
now it's all manky and smelling of Saddam shit.
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:45, archived)
# you said i could use it...
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:50, archived)
# That's alright I always a spare one
freshly washed of all dictatorship germs.
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:53, archived)
# 113!
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:47, archived)
# chilli with that?

Saw the original bbc story and couldn't get this image out of my mind.
Please be gentle this is my first shop to b3ta
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:40, archived)
# *cough*
where?

*cough*
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:40, archived)
# oops
d'oh got the img tag wrong!!
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:43, archived)
# Ahahaha heating tongues?
surely tounges? ahahahahaha

*Kill him, kill Clouseau :I ;I :I ;I :I ;I*
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:53, archived)
# oopsy, you forgot the pic
but great user number
edit - gah! the punnage
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:40, archived)
# you missed the picture!
hello :)
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:40, archived)
# It would appear...
...that it wants to stay in your mind and not come onto the board.
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:41, archived)
# Arf!
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:41, archived)
# Sadly
that never happens to me.

click for nsfw pic

Coq au van!

mod edit: I can't remember anymore. for consistency's sake I'll always link this from now on...
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:42, archived)
#

EDIT:
Did you see my coq au kylie?

EDIT EDIT: probably nsfw
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:43, archived)
# yes
and it is still plain wrong.
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:45, archived)
# But it's all the fun of a lady...
..with even more bits
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:47, archived)
# Nice!
*Awaits sack...*
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:45, archived)
#
Why did I click that.
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:46, archived)
# thanks for mentioning that it's nsfw
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:46, archived)
# It's NSFW
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:46, archived)
# if you spent less time working
and more time on the board, you would know that it's nsfw.
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:47, archived)
# He's right, I spend so much time here I read his post as:
if you spent less time wanking
and more time on the board, you would know that it's nsfw.
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:51, archived)
# "Probably" ???
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:51, archived)
# *boik*
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:43, archived)
#
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:43, archived)
# Afternoon
Where's the shop then?
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:41, archived)
# Here, use my
impossibly red sheep instead.

(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:42, archived)
# that is
wicked
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:42, archived)
# Why, thank you.
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:47, archived)
# not impossible if you force feed then red food colouring
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:45, archived)
# Good
colour choice!
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:47, archived)
# It hurts
my eyes but seems to work.
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:49, archived)
# See Errol...
he agrees!
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:52, archived)
# hey let's all mention that it's not there!
SURELY NOONE ELSE KNOWS
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:42, archived)
# He he
Grill him, grill him hard!!!!
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:43, archived)
# poor


By way of a peace offering I give you this: www.worldbeardchampionships.com/
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:39, archived)
# That's
WOO.
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:03, archived)
# It's crap but someone asked for it.
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:39, archived)
# woo
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:40, archived)
# it wasn't me
hahahahah Santa in a Saddamm hat.Woo!
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:40, archived)
# This may never be read but...
I'm sure it was you.
EDIT: possibly will be read now.
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 21:05, archived)
# ..why not
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:38, archived)
# because not
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:39, archived)
# hah old ipods
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:40, archived)
# uh?
AH!

hahahah
very good!
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:40, archived)
# me so sorry


t'was the voices that made me do it.
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:38, archived)
# Now that's just plain woo
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:40, archived)
#
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:40, archived)
# reposting titwanker
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:41, archived)
# Mmm...
titwank!

is it soapy?
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:42, archived)
# More like
sandpaper.
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:46, archived)
# Hmm.
You obviously need to use more moisturiser.




*splurt*
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:50, archived)
# Grrrrr......
sounds good to me.
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:54, archived)
# Is this a game, if it is i'm not doing very well
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:37, archived)
# Its not a game
its a race to the death
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:38, archived)
# yeh
if you do all of them, and post them, someone will kill you
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:40, archived)
# That sounds
like a challenge...

..second thoughts, can I watermelon be bothered to
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:41, archived)
# haha!
"not the dead one" -- hahaha!
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:40, archived)
# Should point out
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:40, archived)
# didn't see it before
credit given properly now
still -- haha!
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:42, archived)
# call it
Saddam Beard Bingo.

First to get them all shouts 'Hole'.
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:42, archived)
# What's with zog
is he not famous enough for you?
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:45, archived)
# who?
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Suicide Olympics
Although Dave was technically not first in the minefield pogoing event he later tested positive for an overdose of paracetamol and thus won by default.
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:37, archived)
# Santa shaves off beard...
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:37, archived)
# hahaha
excellent, pffffft!!!111111111
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:37, archived)
# errrm
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:37, archived)
# He he he he he he
He he he. Norm
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:38, archived)
# Errrm
isn't that just a screencap from an episode of Cheers?
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:39, archived)
# Yup
No shopping required :)
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:48, archived)
# NORM!!
that is all
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:44, archived)
# Last of the great variety robots...
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:36, archived)
# Wonderful.
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:37, archived)
# I love your robots
Mysterious Robert.
woo yay have one of my flashy robots -

Boy Bots
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:38, archived)
# yaaaaay!
what a superstar!
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:38, archived)
# yaay!
:)
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:38, archived)
# ha ha ha
i bet it gets a bit repetative after 6 hours.
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:39, archived)
# Angus McGonnacle, the Gargling Argyle Gargoyle

says "woo!"
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:41, archived)
# The Amazing Tony Gerrard!
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:35, archived)
# He's ready to join the War Against Terrorism(tm)


Are you?
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:39, archived)
# ...And play for the B3TA defenders in his spare time...
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:41, archived)
# what the?!
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:46, archived)
# It's
the multi-talents of good old sit-down comedian, Tony Gerrard!
(, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:48, archived)

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