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Harvest Moon ep. 1

(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:44, archived)

i downloaded harvest moon for my

snes emulator

fucked if i know what it's about

(vork and burlap, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:47, archived)

Farming.

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:51, archived)

the fact that i downloaded the japanese version

made even that simple fact completely unfathomable

(vork and burlap, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:58, archived)

faaaarming, oo-ar

bloody townie like you wouldn't unnerstand it.

an' get orf moi bleedin' tractor!

(

Dano, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:52, archived)

For no reason

but why not eh?

(

blind pew 'bandwagonesque', Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:43, archived)

yarrrr

Domokun, Lord of the Hubcaps!

woo.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:44, archived)

agreed...

(

wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:45, archived)

domo repost thread?

Still i say why not

(

blind pew 'bandwagonesque', Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:48, archived)

domo repost thread?!

(Nickface, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:53, archived)

arf

Domo lord of the gender-role reversals!
or is that gender role-reversals?

(

blind pew 'bandwagonesque', Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:55, archived)

domo do hickeys

Domo1
domocide

('tin'tintin, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:01, archived)

aww

that's pretty cute too.

woo!

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 2:17, archived)

Who is that...

..up on the rooftops, bringer of jus- Aaarghh!!!!

Apologies to whoever did the original batman wallpaper

(

StuartB Official Operator of Macs, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:37, archived)

How did they contact batman at midday,

or if it was a clear night? Was the smog over Gotham that bad that there was always heavy cloud cover?

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:40, archived)

I think

he was attracted by the sound of rustling taffeta

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:41, archived)

batphone?

(

rob, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:41, archived)

oh yeah

and that.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:41, archived)

I think he had an answerphone on it...

"You have... 1 ... new message:

Help Batman, save us, save-Aaaarghhh!!!...

...End of messages"

"And I only popped to the Spar!"

(

StuartB Official Operator of Macs, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:45, archived)

"Quick!"

"To the Bat-Fax!"

/bill watterson

(give to ian, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:44, archived)

What if he was in the pub?

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:44, archived)

BatPager™

(vork and burlap, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:48, archived)

distress flairs

ahhhhhhhhhhh, cunning

(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:41, archived)

When they need Batman

they start up fog machines as well.

(Astatine, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:44, archived)

I love it

(

blind pew 'bandwagonesque', Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:40, archived)

A friend of mine thought for years that an enema was some sort of party

because in Batman the Joker shouts "this town needs an enema!", and not long after he's seen throwing a party.

Aaargh! Woo!

(Astatine, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:42, archived)

Damn,

that made me laugh

(exabopper - I see what you did there!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:53, archived)

heheheh

that's a great quote for an e-mail signature.

"This town needs an enema!"

woo.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:53, archived)

Dern dern den der, dern dern den der, dern dern den der, ner ner ner,

before you kill me:
Nb. 1. No santa hat,
2. no beard (well a small one)
3. 1.30am

('tin'tintin, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:34, archived)

i've just had my phone nicked by some drunken cranberry. yay.

(

Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:36, archived)

right...

borrow someone's phone, ring your phone, hunt the unt down and kill 'im.

why am I always in such a hunt-'em-down-and-kill-'em mood?

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:40, archived)

cos it

can be fun ? ...

(

Xkimo was at work on, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:49, archived)

I've had her

it was rather dark at the time

(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:37, archived)

That's the way I like it baby

(Astatine, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:50, archived)

Too drunk

to do new stuff!

(

wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:30, archived)

Woo!

for kitten fcking!

(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:31, archived)

heheheh

run, little kitten, run!

woo.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:34, archived)

last one afore I go

(Dr Frank, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:24, archived)

oh la la!

(

cwethan, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:26, archived)

hooray

head rolly rolly fun.
gets a bit dizzy.

TJ: what do I need to do to network two XP computers together in the simplest possible way (I understand nothing). From what I work out, 2 ethernet patch cables and a hub/switch thing. is that it?

(

_null_, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:27, archived)

you can get an ethernet crossover cable

and just connect the 2 puters directly

(vork and burlap, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:28, archived)

i have one, and i tried it

and the network wizard for XP didn't like it. so i wiggled it about a bit, then resorted to violence, then nothing.

edit: AAAAH, crossover cable? hm....... i will try that. ta.

(

_null_, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:29, archived)

As long as they both have ethernet ports.

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:29, archived)

Do it like we used to do in the olden days

com 1 to com 1, ahhhhhhh 386s, theyre making a come back you know, you mark my words

(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:29, archived)

Yay

for null modems!

Actually, nay for null modems - they make me think of that nullo thing that was in the newsletter.

(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:42, archived)

a penis is a privilege

not a right!

;p

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:45, archived)

1. buy two usb wireless things

2. install software
3. smile

(

rob, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:29, archived)

hm... they both have wired network cards already

and they're about 5 feet away from each other

(

_null_, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:30, archived)

fair enough

i'm just a recent convert of the wireless thing

(

rob, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:32, archived)

all this wireless fuckery-foo is showing off

(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:33, archived)

I hate USB networking.

I have better uses for my ports than that. I do need to buy a wireless router and some wifi cards though.

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:30, archived)

i may go for wireless once it's warm again

for garden-based interwebbing

(vork and burlap, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:33, archived)

I just can't be arsed to drill huge holes in the house.

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:34, archived)

and bed / sofa / toilet laptopping

it's foamy

(

rob, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:35, archived)

i can do bed and sofa easily as

my phone sockets are easily reached from either

if urgent interwebbing is needed when i need a crap, i go for the bluetooth/mobile option

it makes for an expensive crap

(vork and burlap, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:37, archived)

yay

and back and fourth
and back and fourth

(

pippy is a truck, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:40, archived)

i've been decorating my tree...

you can get some fancy baubles these days...

(

eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:24, archived)

FP FP FP

Woo!

(Just4Laughs, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:25, archived)

I read that as "Fap fap fap" the first time.

(Astatine, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:29, archived)

Luverly and

splendid twit twoo.

(Dr Frank, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:25, archived)

reminds me of dung beetles

and i don't want that misconstrued as an insult

(vork and burlap, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:25, archived)

Advocaat

and Lemonade anyone?

(jesusbagpuss, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:26, archived)

True (and unpleasant) Christmas story

I went out boozing on Christmas Eve many years ago and drank several pints of bitter. Woke up the next day with one of the worst hangovers of my life. Stumbled around looking like a corpse for half an hour, until I went to the toilet and threw up.

I didn't bring up any of the bitter. I brought up the large gulp of advocaat & lemonade I'd had before I went out, and which must have sat in my gut whilst innumberable pints of booze washed past. Then my hangover vanished.

(Astatine, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:33, archived)

Thats

a talent...

Instant hangover cure - with only a little preparation.

Kinda like an opposite of the time I scoffed too much Pernod - felt (relatively) OK the next morning, until I had a can of fizzy-pop - 15mins later, I was shitefarced again.
Quite unnerving...

(jesusbagpuss, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:41, archived)

Yay!

(Astatine, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:29, archived)

woo

sooper

(

pippy is a truck, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:36, archived)

aww

precious!

I don't have a tree, though my cat would love to knock one over, eat the leaves and piss on it.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:38, archived)

Next week is...

National Assisted Suicide Week...

I'll buy the ammo..!

(jesusbagpuss, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:15, archived)

Big fish

little fish
cardboard box

edit:

good night everybody

(

Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:17, archived)

Any body else think

that blanes glass coffin should have had a funnel and a pipe for people to make their sex wee down, so by the end of the week it would have taken on the appeaerence of a big square jizz marble with a prick inside?

(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:19, archived)

i think

you need some kleenex

(

_null_, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:20, archived)

there isn't enough in the world

(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:21, archived)

Ever Considered

the Turner Prize?
Surely a cube of man-jam would be a contender, even with a straggly pube in it

(jesusbagpuss, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:21, archived)

sizeable fish,

bijou fish,
flat-pack container.

(

Dano, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:46, archived)

he seems to be quite good

at finding ways to try and kill HIMSELF. But he always gets out alive. Damn you, Blaine!

(Tonto Popadopolous, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:17, archived)

One day...

He will fail.
Oh yes, he will ;o}

(jesusbagpuss, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:18, archived)

imho

Shouldnt you post that next week then?

(I like you much more than this telephone pole. But not as much as this frying pan., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:18, archived)

Pre-emptive

strike

(jesusbagpuss, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:20, archived)

Pedant

(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:20, archived)

What do you reckon

icesat.gsfc.nasa.gov/images/penguins/photopenguin.jpg

Does the guy who designed this website read b3ta?

icesat.gsfc.nasa.gov/ (click to photo images)

(

Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:11, archived)

(

cwethan, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:14, archived)

people underestimate the power of the penguins

(

_null_, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:14, archived)

those people are now dead.

lesson learned.

(

cwethan, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:15, archived)

there are a few survivors

but they've been forced to live alternative lives under government protection

(vork and burlap, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:16, archived)

i don't believe you

i want to see your top secret clearance badge.

(

cwethan, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:18, archived)

i would

but i can't be bothered shopping one

(vork and burlap, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:20, archived)

here

*edit* - uhhh....it's super big on purpose.

(

cwethan, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:25, archived)

what lovely handwriting

(vork and burlap, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:26, archived)

why thank you.

goodnight all : )

(

cwethan, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:27, archived)

noit noit :)

(vork and burlap, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:29, archived)

in a hole

with $750,000 and a pistol

(meek, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:19, archived)

*zap* went the penguin

*melt* went the ice
*ack* went the explorers
drowned in but a thrice.

(

_null_, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:17, archived)

laser eyes?

(

cwethan, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:19, archived)

Don't be stupid.

They used heat guns. Bought from B&Q and then adapted by penguin scientists.

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:21, archived)

erm... he might do

or he might just like penguins

it's hard to tell

(vork and burlap, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:14, archived)

b3ta invented penguins

(

rob, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:14, archived)

may I quote you on that?

(

_null_, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:15, archived)

as long as you quote in the context of

"what a load of bollocks"

(

rob, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:17, archived)

really?

wow

(meek, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:15, archived)

it's all true

and you love the cock, you tubby bitch

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:21, archived)

(meek, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:24, archived)

Kevin Smith

..I forget which movie.

and a dig at your homophobia along the way.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:34, archived)

no-one reads b3ta

it actually doesn't exist. You are just making this all up

(

Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:15, archived)

aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh

where am i?

(meek, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:18, archived)

stop fucking linking my fucking website

you fucking fucker.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:16, archived)

take me to space

(vork and burlap, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:17, archived)

"A Music Critic Takes The Plunge."

Inspiration: hearing the Idols for the nth time, and imagining exactly what a full-time music critic would have to do with it...

The Demonically Possessed CD Player. Or is it?

The Demonically Possessed CD Player. Or is it?

Also, this is my first Own Image.

Please don't hurt me...

edit: reduced to give modem users a chance. I also got a very appropriate post number, considering the image...

(inquisitor is currently wasting time, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:10, archived)

nicely done!

(though being over 100KB might give the dialuppers some grief)

woo to you!

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:20, archived)

ordinerily

t wouldn't be that bad but the interweb is being very slow today

(

Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:22, archived)

Will try to fix.

Actually, the original was 250... it's at least better. A little try with a version of ImageReady that actually works, and I've got it down to 94K with only a slight degradation.

Fix in progress now! Enjoy.

(inquisitor is currently wasting time, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:29, archived)

that

is really rather good (unlike the john and yoko/klf versions, which sucked big dogs' cocks)

(

atomboy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:22, archived)

The greatest actor of our generation...

edit- but apparently the world's crappest b3ta poster.

(Tonto Popadopolous, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:08, archived)

ho hum

on that note i shall go to bed

night all

(

kikilookeylikey, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:10, archived)

i concur

see y'all

(

viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:14, archived)

He could have done it so much better.

With Adam Hart Davis as Neo.

We can only dream.

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:11, archived)

p-roast!

I think that's German for "cheers"!

(

wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:18, archived)

Nevermind...

(Just4Laughs, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:53, archived)

Is she a very specialised

hooker?

(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:54, archived)

Well, she does have nice clevage.

In case I was the only B3tan who noticed.

(

droogii why stay still when you can roll, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:55, archived)

and a

penis...

(

viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:56, archived)

Yeah but....

i mean.... nice breasts. I can see the penis might make you think twice but...

breasts

(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:57, archived)

and.

Bikini too

(I like you much more than this telephone pole. But not as much as this frying pan., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:00, archived)

and the kinky

self-asphyxiation

(meek, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:01, archived)

Kinky?

What a quiet life u must lead :p

(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:03, archived)

yes, well

at least penis's don't turn me on

(meek, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:04, archived)

peni

/pedantry

(

atomboy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:05, archived)

actually

penii

(meek, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:05, archived)

"a johnny of Penii"

they come in johnnys.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:08, archived)

boom boom

(meek, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:08, archived)

or possibly a minge of penii,

but i stayed with the safe option.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:10, archived)

what

a drunken fucktard i am. i meant to type that too. gaaaaaaaaargh (and i probaby missed an a out there)

(

atomboy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:24, archived)

she's got a dollar

that should convince you otherwise.

(

cwethan, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:05, archived)

yeah, but

she didn't put her hand up

(meek, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:06, archived)

but

it's a dollar

(

cwethan, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:06, archived)

and it's still a

penis

(meek, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:07, archived)

5 dorra

(

Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:08, archived)

no no no

she has a penis... no money in the world could persuade me

(meek, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:09, archived)

you like bag?

(

Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:10, archived)

...

(meek, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:10, archived)

Yeah

that costs extra

(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:06, archived)

You aren't my ex are you?

Ho ho ho cheap gags

(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:05, archived)

maybe

(meek, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:06, archived)

I doubt it

she doesn;t understand computers, or anything built after the golden age of steam really.

Nice jugs though

(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:07, archived)

penis too? eh?

(meek, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:08, archived)

what's wrong with penii

turning people on?

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:06, archived)

nothing

unless you're a straight male

(meek, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:06, archived)

I'm a strait male

and i love me willy

(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:08, archived)

None of them here mate.

It's 10 past gay shift.

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:09, archived)

gay shift finished at 1am

didn't it?

(

Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:10, archived)

Exactly.

It's 10 minutes past the gay shift. Well, 15 now. Hetrosexuality is only just filtering back.

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:12, archived)

ah right

I understand now
it's quite cosy up at this side of the board

(

Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:14, archived)

gayshift doesn't end

until about 6.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:19, archived)

yet

nobody has advertised this

yet

edit: i think the post ^ up there is more correct than i

(

viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:11, archived)

are you the only straight male

in the vi-llage?

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:09, archived)

I like 'im

e's well fit

(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:10, archived)

squeaky shorts

(vork and burlap, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:10, archived)

he's quite sexy

in that outfit.
...

i like how the village name they use for that sketch is the only real place name they use.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:14, archived)

what?

(meek, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:11, archived)

we don't want your kind

round'er

(

Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:11, archived)

you're not a

male.

are you, roxy?

(ps, you have massive tits. nice work)

(meek, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:12, archived)

nope nope nope

*looks down to check*
No i'm not

edit:um...thank you?

(

Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:13, archived)

don't thank me

they are yours after all

(meek, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:16, archived)

I'm sure you put years of work and effort into developing them.

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:17, archived)

you have no idea

I actually sat at home for a month willing them to grow

(

Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:18, archived)

Do you think I could do the same with mine?

I think they'd be nice to play with when I'm bored.

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:20, archived)

definatly

(

Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:21, archived)

Breasts and bum sex.

It's like two for the price of one.

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:08, archived)

sad man

(0 0)
(__)
'

(meek, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:56, archived)

It's that Azure Sea...

Looks like Teen Spirit

(Just4Laughs, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:58, archived)

But how does it smell?

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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:04, archived)

jamaica?

oh dear

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kikilookeylikey, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:06, archived)

Scooby...

Snorkel & Maskage inhibit odours

(Just4Laughs, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:06, archived)

Yeah right...

Like she's gonna fall for that!

Woo the nice addition

(Dr Frank, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:56, archived)

threadjack (sorry)

tomorrow is my 666th day on b3ta... should i avoid it, for fear of... well, the fear, i suppose?

(

kikilookeylikey, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:59, archived)

In this upsideodown world

I'd have thought it obligatory to stay online for the whole 24

(Just4Laughs, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:00, archived)

holy fucking shit!

more than 20000 members registered!

woo you!

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:02, archived)

how many of those

are people with more than one account?

*spoil sport*

(

Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:05, archived)

11047.

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:06, archived)

Infact,

728 accounts are just Fnord.

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:06, archived)

he's been

a busy boy hasn't he

(

Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:08, archived)

He posts with all of them.

There are whole hours of nothing but Fnord. That's the joy of multiple personalities.

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:10, archived)

I'M FNORD!

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:19, archived)

And so's

my wife

(jesusbagpuss, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:30, archived)

Holy tweet tweet, batman.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:53, archived)

Seamless.

(

King Ralph is drunk, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:55, archived)

I'VE BEEN AWAKE FOR THIRTY SIX HOURS.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:56, archived)

GO TO BED

(meek, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:57, archived)

WHY?

GO TO BED! NOW!

(

Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:57, archived)

i tried to sleep

about ten hours ago.
i'll try again in another one or two.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:00, archived)

try?

just get into bed, have a wank, and close your eyes.

but not necessarily in that order

(meek, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:00, archived)

(

crouchingbadger, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:57, archived)

YOU APPEAR TO HAVE CONFUSED YOURSELF WITH BRIAN BLESSED AGAIN!

(

King Ralph is drunk, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:57, archived)

I'M BRIAN BLESSED
AND SO'S MY WIFE

(

Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:01, archived)

Beat this:

Ive done 72

(I like you much more than this telephone pole. But not as much as this frying pan., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:57, archived)

liar

you were in bed with me last night

(meek, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:58, archived)

was there any sleeping being done though?

(

Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:59, archived)

possibly

i was fast asleep, so i didn't see

(meek, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:00, archived)

why would i

want to?

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:59, archived)

i suggest you sleep

before you weird us all out

(vork and burlap, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:59, archived)

gah!

too late!

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:01, archived)

*tweet*

(

Reverend Dan, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:57, archived)

*chirrup*

(

Reverend Dan, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:57, archived)

um, you alright there?

(vork and burlap, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:01, archived)

Batman is a zeppelin.

Adam West is great though

(

EvS, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:57, archived)

Maybe just self inflicted torture...

(I like you much more than this telephone pole. But not as much as this frying pan., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:50, archived)

subtle

and cunning.
woo!

(

atomboy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:51, archived)

too

subtle for me ?

beer has addled my subtle-detection-gland it seems ...

(

spiny - things are looking up, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:52, archived)

whats your favorite key now

(I like you much more than this telephone pole. But not as much as this frying pan., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:53, archived)

press f5

...oh no...

(

Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:53, archived)

gah!

the wilderness is full, but the wanderers are blind ...

(

spiny - things are looking up, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:54, archived)

The one eyed man is king

and follows the trawler hoping sardines will be thrown into the sea

(

Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:56, archived)

Cantona: fucking loon

(vork and burlap, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:59, archived)

AAAAAGH!

THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR!

(

Ratsta, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:51, archived)

Cherish it while you still have it...

(I like you much more than this telephone pole. But not as much as this frying pan., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:52, archived)

More skag dear?

(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:53, archived)

mashed up

on ecstasy pipes?

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:55, archived)

No...

I drank half a case of dew today...does that count?

(I like you much more than this telephone pole. But not as much as this frying pan., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:56, archived)

that is more likely to induce murder
:)

(

Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:51, archived)

haha

(

cwethan, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:52, archived)

*panic panic panic*

*grabs mouse*
*refresh*

er...

(

_null_, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:52, archived)

mmmmmm

Cmd+R

(vork and burlap, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:55, archived)

HER NAME IS YOSHIMI, SHE'S A BLACK BELT IN KARATE.
WORKING FOR THE CITY, SHE HAS TO DISCIPLINE HER BODY.
'CAUSE SHE KNOWS THAT, IT'S DEMANDING, TO DEFEAT THOSE EVIL MACHINES.
I KNOW SHE CAN BEAT THEM...

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:53, archived)

No worries.

Left pinky. Capslock. You can do it.

(I like you much more than this telephone pole. But not as much as this frying pan., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:54, archived)

I don't sing that song,

I shout it. I smallified it because it's night time though.

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:57, archived)

but you won't let those

robots eat me.

will you?

(

cwethan, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:55, archived)

i found this

friendly robot in manchester last week

(vork and burlap, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:06, archived)

will he be my friend?

(

cwethan, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 1:10, archived)

it's like copa cabana

but nowhere near as good

(

Reverend Dan, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:58, archived)

CTRL+R

Works just fine...

(Astatine, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:54, archived)

i see it

now! nice a subtle you subtle monster

(

viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:54, archived)

Deja Vu

(

Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:58, archived)

i see it

now! nice and subtle you subtle monster

(

viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:54, archived)

All over again

(

Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:58, archived)

Its not 280px

I just realized this wont get FPed.

*cries*

(I like you much more than this telephone pole. But not as much as this frying pan., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:59, archived)

(Dr Frank, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:44, archived)

How

does she smell?

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:46, archived)

Alaska.

(

Legionary - My god, Brian, there's a message in my alphabets, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:47, archived)

What

did she say?

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:48, archived)

who's there?

wait, that's not right....

(

kikilookeylikey, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:50, archived)

Big

Ish

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:51, archived)

bless you

(

kikilookeylikey, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:53, archived)

Genoa?

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:55, archived)

half past four

(

kikilookeylikey, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:56, archived)

She

didn't - she seemed rather preoccupied. There's sharks in that there sea, you know...

(

Legionary - My god, Brian, there's a message in my alphabets, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:50, archived)

two of them, at the same time.

(

spiny - things are looking up, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:50, archived)

that made me laugh out loud

woo to that

(

Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:47, archived)

heheh

that's most excellent!!

(

viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:47, archived)

i had to think for that one ... deserves a

(

OneOfSome, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:49, archived)

I've heard its crap...

Click for bigger

(zut, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:44, archived)

MICK HUCKNALL

IS A LOVE GOD

you've never seen him in action?
it's like a mechanical sex turkey finding a place to die.

(

_null_, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:46, archived)

I saw Mick Hucknall

in the canteen backstage at CD:UK. We all steadfastly ignored him.

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:47, archived)

did he care?

(

Reverend Dan, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:59, archived)

this comment

gave me the biggest laugh of the day.

(

Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:47, archived)

my face is leaking again

(vork and burlap, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:47, archived)

love wee is leaking again

(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:49, archived)

INSPECTOR BUMHAT RULES!!!!!

(zut, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:51, archived)

Quite

old chap

(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:52, archived)

no no,

around here we follow The Queen's Rules.

(vork and burlap, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:53, archived)

OK THEN

HM The Queen: InSpEcToR BuMhAt RuLeS!!!

(zut, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:54, archived)

i see...

and what's your excuse for the alternating upper case letters?

(vork and burlap, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:56, archived)

well, you know...

the queen alternating letters

you know that whole connection, right?

(zut, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:57, archived)

really?

i must find this "mick hucknall"

(

cwethan, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:48, archived)

now THAT I'd pay £5.80 to see

a lady asked me to go see that film with her and I turned her down because it looks so shockingly fucking twee.

(Tonto Popadopolous, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:47, archived)

I enjoyed it

it's a bit of a chick flick I think

(

Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:48, archived)

peek

(meek, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:51, archived)

BUT IT'S GOT KEIRA KNIGHTLEY IN IT!

/blessed

(

Beve The Spaniard broke off his horse's head, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 9:47, archived)

I'd watch it.

Brian Blessed and Adam Hart Davies on screen with Richard Whitely. It's like a dream come true.

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:47, archived)

and roland rivron

who, admittedly, is mostly only funny when he's inebriated

(vork and burlap, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:49, archived)

met him tonight. he's lovely - self-deprecating, charming and sweet

(

atomboy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:52, archived)

too

true!

(

rogan, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:51, archived)

Most people find ONE is more than enough

(Tonto Popadopolous, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:40, archived)

Arf!

thats fucking woo!

(

lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:40, archived)

I wish I knew who Brian Blessed is.

(

EvS, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:41, archived)

are you

completely mad?

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:42, archived)

have you ever seen

robin hood prince of thieves?
He playes kevin costner's dad who gets killed by alan rickman in a mask

(

Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:42, archived)

And

the King in Blackadder I, don't bring that hollywood crap round here, this is England dammit, ENGLAND!

/sits down

(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:44, archived)

Oh yeah.

He's great.

(

EvS, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:44, archived)

and

he's in flash gordon (see below)
[edit] should have wooed that pic for top-pun-greatness. how rude of me. WOO!

(

atomboy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:49, archived)

or the king of the birdmen

in Flash Gordon

2nd wave DIIIIVE!

(

e.parsley, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:44, archived)

Watch Flash Gordon.

As well as being brilliantly camp, it features him in quite large amounts.

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:45, archived)

he's also

the toymaster advert bloke

(Icedude DOPEFISH LIVES, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:52, archived)

oh my

after 2 days of BLESSED's face being pasted poorly onto saddam's body this is a welcome relief

(vork and burlap, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:41, archived)

they were out of walruseseses.

so i got you a can of condensed milk.
enjoy.

(

cwethan, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:42, archived)

how do i expand it?

(vork and burlap, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:43, archived)

blow bubbles in it

with a straw.

(

cwethan, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:44, archived)

IT WON'T STOP EXPANDING

(vork and burlap, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:45, archived)

you're fucked.

nice knowing you.

(

cwethan, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:46, archived)

Force bananas

into it's orifices

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:48, archived)

BRIAN BLESSED!

gah.
i haven't slept in some time.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:42, archived)

Who'd win in a fight,

SSG or Sargant?

(

EvS, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:43, archived)

Baz

(

Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:43, archived)

SSG.

He'd use his Fight Club powers.

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:44, archived)

neither could be arsed.

(

_null_, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:44, archived)

so true.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:48, archived)

about

9 hours ago (although it could have been 10), i though that SSS was you. i hadn't felt such a twat for about 6 years

(

atomboy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:55, archived)

yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesYESYESYESYESYESYESYES

(

_null_, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:42, archived)

wank it

WANK IT HARD!!

(

lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:43, archived)

splorp.

(

_null_, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:43, archived)

onomatopoeia:

it's GREAT

(

kikilookeylikey, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:44, archived)

it rocks greater than anything else.

ASSONANCE IS FOR POOFS

/goes to make badges

(

_null_, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:45, archived)

can't we have badgers instead?

who remembers life before badgers were trendy? what on earth did we have to amuse us?

(

kikilookeylikey, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:48, archived)

penises.

(

_null_, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:49, archived)

ah yes

how silly of me

(

kikilookeylikey, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:51, archived)

That made me laugh so hard everyone now thinks I'm even more of a loon

I salute you

In fact, have a woo too

(

Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:42, archived)

i find that

strangley erotic ....

(

spiny - things are looking up, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:46, archived)

Tut tut, you're not allowed to have thought like that about Belldandy

You should have thoughts like that about Peorth

*rummages for pic*

FOUND ONE!
Bloody behemothic and a little NSFW

(

Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:49, archived)

yayayayayyayayayayaya

yyayayayyayayaayayaya

(

cwethan, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:42, archived)

Yay!

yay!

(

Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:43, archived)

ha ha

woo

(

pippy is a truck, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:45, archived)

Uhm...

it's been rattling round in my head for ages

should've stayed there really
cfb original

(

Legionary - My god, Brian, there's a message in my alphabets, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:39, archived)

Verrrrry nice

RT!

(Just4Laughs, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:40, archived)

likey muchly..

have a woo

(Dr Frank, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:42, archived)

The Caped Fat Wader

(Just4Laughs, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:39, archived)

thats very silly

woo

(

pippy is a truck, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:41, archived)

I'm feelin it

*sillly*

(Just4Laughs, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:42, archived)

love the legs

(

Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:41, archived)

2.99 @ B&Q!

(Just4Laughs, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:43, archived)

yay!

(

rogan, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:52, archived)

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