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# I love it when cats smile. It makes my day

(My last picture of the day as the library is shutting.)
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:49, archived)
#
good night
(josh_dude, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:50, archived)
# yay!
And I'm going out to drink beer for an hour
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:50, archived)
# the library is shutting?
it was OPEN? At 10 p.m.? On Sunday? Do they have a last orders bell?

Another great pic - yay for cats!
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:52, archived)
# last orders at the library!
'I'll have two double Kants and a small Proust'

An now I'm definately going for real last orders.. byeee
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:53, archived)
# not a bell
but a sort of anouncement bell like u get in an airport, followed by a nasty highpitched sound and so,meones atepmt of making anouncement before your overun by high tone pitchx4 until anouncement is finally given out.
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:55, archived)
# I would like to see a be-cardiganed librarian
bash a metal dustbin lid with her shoe and roar, 'right you lot, fuck off home'
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:56, archived)
# Yes.
That would be excellent.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:57, archived)
# I demand 24 hour libraries.
I need to be able to look up... things at 3am.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:56, archived)
# surely the internet
provides sufficient resources
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:58, archived)
# i feel my search for original winnie the pooh stuff
would be a lot easier in a library.
all i'm getting is that disney crap.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 22:00, archived)
# In Past Times
they do a dramatisation with Stephen Fry as Pooh. I got it for my mum for Christmas.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 22:04, archived)
# how pleasant
probably no point replying as you're not going to be in the library anymore...
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:53, archived)
# i like at 10pm
it says the security offices are locking the doors, allways freaks me out, ill leave in 2
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:56, archived)
# yay
my reply was not a waste
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:57, archived)
# Cats smile?
And I never knew. I'm taking mine back, they're obviously defective.
(tomsk, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 22:47, archived)
# When the stairlift started playing up,

...Thora began to seriously regret the biriyani...

My first animation (and first public tryout of the ubiquitous xmas graphics tablet)...with animations, how do you stop the blocky transitions?
(Rex Monday, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:48, archived)
# more frames
or motion blur each frame in the correct direction
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:50, archived)
# Juice.
And pastrami.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:51, archived)
# haha
poor her
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:51, archived)
# Artistic style
is like a collaboration between between Warhol, Vesta and Stannah.

I heartily approve. But then, I'm on DSL...
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:52, archived)
# as a sop to the three people with dial up connections left,
i've just smallered it.
(Rex Monday, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 22:01, archived)
# more frames or quicker times betweeen them
good effort though!
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 22:01, archived)
# 5.9 5.8 5.5 5.9 6.0 6.0




edit: oooo frontpagetastic!! thx :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:43, archived)
# haha
I like the scores
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:44, archived)
# fabulous!
though they mark out of 6.0

/pedantic bastard. I really do apologise

EDIT: nice fixage...I salute doubly...AND WOO YAY to an uber well deserved FP!
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:44, archived)
# rah!
you don't know how long I've been trying!
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:59, archived)
# ICECOCK
lovely. woo!
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:45, archived)
# I used to work in a curling
rink, and had a charge of the paint used to mark the targets before the ice was put over them.
If only i could travel back in time...........
(thediscokingpin, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:48, archived)
# Keep smiling

Nice one.
(Nesch, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:49, archived)
# they should make that an olympic sport
"Ice-phallus(sp?) skating"
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:56, archived)
# Golly
I really dont understand what it is, its a bloke ice skating right? and what am i missing?
hmm
(Mr.Nipplecat, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 16:31, archived)
# ...
Why, you're missing the penis...

(I helped save b3ta! moonjam, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 18:00, archived)
#

Bigger Longer & Uncut
([sic] You're ad here?, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:43, archived)
# That is splendid
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:44, archived)
# there's a whole Bill Oddie series in that little bugger
woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:44, archived)
# i don't know what it is
but i like it
and the reflection too
(I helped save b3ta! e.parsley, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:45, archived)
# I am quite proud
of the reflection myself, thanky very much.
I love your dueling banjos btw.
([sic] You're ad here?, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:57, archived)
#

EDIT:1st FP! you like me, you really like me! *sniff*
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:28, archived)
# Woo
too yoo
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:29, archived)
# congratulations on
fp, and woo to pic
(Spinkeh, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:30, archived)
# hee hee
nicely done :)
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:31, archived)
# yay!
that works surprisingly well!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:31, archived)
# hahahaha.
yes yes yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:34, archived)
# i have more
for appropriate moments.

anyone know how to rip small, say 30-second parts from a dvd to mpeg/divx? there are decrypters for whole dvds, but i just want snippets.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:42, archived)
# naughty person!



shh the secret police have this place buggered
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:44, archived)
# not naughty.
just want portable 10-second or so clips.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:45, archived)
# Me too
But not for any copyrighted dvd's (so therefore it's not naughty at all)..

someone sent me a dvd of me performing on a stage in a field somewhere and I want to make an mpeg of bits of it.
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:48, archived)
# heh
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:53, archived)
# Tis true
Bovine was the compere ... If I can find a way to do it, I'll have an mpeg of "Bovine the Toast Ninja" which was most amusing.
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:55, archived)
# YAY
For Look Around You!
(Prof_Frink has remembered his username, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:42, archived)
# Have you seen what we're look for?
That's right. Nazi war gold.
(saurbaum, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:44, archived)
# "A million"
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:48, archived)
# Thats off
The Supher episode isnt it? The comentry with all the silly noises made my head go funny, but i liked it.
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:53, archived)
# Yes I am liking this
Fantabulous!
(I helped save b3ta! Devious ...what?, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:32, archived)
# Woo
that is super
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:32, archived)
# yay!

and woo to the fp
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:32, archived)
# Yay to
both cartoon felines!

But, here's something that's been bothering me for many, many years... What was Henry's Cat's name?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:34, archived)
# Henry's
maybe?

Whatever, yay to Bob Godfrey animations! At the award dinner, Richard Briers did Roobarb and Custard voices...it was the single greatest moment of my life
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:35, archived)
# Ooooh
How was that?

Didja get any money/autographs?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:39, archived)
# money?
whaddya think I am, gigolo? ;)

autographs of cartoonist types including Leo Baxendale who invented the Bash Street Kids; plus Kenneth Baker. But Richard Briers disappeared. It was the single WORST moment of my life
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:41, archived)
# Boo Nay...
Richard Briers is aceness, to the max!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:47, archived)
# Indeed!
Someone told me recently that I look like a young richard briars... I was dead chuffed!
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:50, archived)
# the man should be pope

plus he's got to have it away with Felicity Kendall in the 1970s. He is a god
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:50, archived)
# Cat?
Like "Henry's Cat" in the same way as "Beverley's Paul".
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:38, archived)
# or
Our Tony?

Adrian Mole's dog was called The Dog as far as I can see
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:45, archived)
# the ants appear to be making
an igloo.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:37, archived)
# yay!
bring back Henry's Cat etc. Kids today only deal drugs and pimp their sisters because they've got nothing decent to watch on telly
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:43, archived)
# arf!
nice.

curiously enough, I used to draw him too..

(just remembered the third anthology, Garfield : Larger Than Life had a "how to draw Garfield" sequence at the front!)

but that's back in the 80s when he was funny..

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:32, archived)
# garfield was the 80's
like peanuts of the 70's and dilbert of the 90's
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:37, archived)
# what cartoon will it be
for the 00's?

I'LL MAKE ONE.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:40, archived)
# IceZebra's stuff
(Prof_Frink has remembered his username, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:43, archived)
# seconded

(Ellis, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:44, archived)
#
*ahem*

course, Ice Zebra is good too...
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:46, archived)
# indeed
(I helped save b3ta! e.parsley, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:52, archived)
# aah, yes.
let's hope so.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:46, archived)
# So,
what do we have this decade?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Peet, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:41, archived)
# far-side was better 80's/90's
I have the video, it's grand
(Ellis, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:42, archived)
# Speaking of syndicated cartoon strips.
TJ: Has anyone ever seen a peanuts cartoon that was actually funny. I guess they must have been funny once, but everyone I've ever seen is rubbish. (Except B3ta Beagle-has-landed-type posts. And they don't count, as they weren't done by Schulz)
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:38, archived)
# I loved them
they were so innocent and cute. They made me laugh a lot
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:39, archived)
# Your
a watermelon charlie brown...
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:39, archived)
# haha
the swear filter still makes me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:41, archived)
# thing
is to pre-empt the swear filter by just putting in the alternative word anyways :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:42, archived)
# I used to like the
slightly sad ones with Peppermint Patty. I still love her.
I wish she was real.
(thediscokingpin, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:41, archived)
# never say that!
she is real
she is real
she is real
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:47, archived)
# Youre right
she is real.
(thediscokingpin, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:50, archived)
# OK, more strip opinions please:
George and Lyn
Striker
Fred Bassett
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:43, archived)
# huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:32, archived)
# Woo
for that inscrutable expression, too.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:34, archived)
# you are god
(I helped save b3ta! homonk, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:34, archived)
# HOLY HICOCKALORUM!!!!!!!
FIRST EVER FRONT PAGE!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 15:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:26, archived)
# woo
shellhorn
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:28, archived)
# :D very lovely
indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:28, archived)
# ooh
pretty!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:28, archived)
# how curly!
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:30, archived)
# yay!
nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:33, archived)
# very nice
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 22:05, archived)
# Im not even gonna click that, im at uni
Believe me, I know what it is...
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:22, archived)
# wrong button, miss...
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:23, archived)
# good call
bad button
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:23, archived)
# heh heh
was it a doorbell

kinky milkman you
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:27, archived)
# I'm only a milkman in spirit
I have very little to do with the day to day part of milk delivery
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:31, archived)
# but you do dress
in a costume and get loads of sex from gagging for it customers
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:35, archived)
# only when there's an 'R' in the month
and when south of the river is wild
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:36, archived)
# Wow!
Summer must be the worst season for you, ey?
(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:42, archived)
# only when I'm in 'nid'
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:24, archived)
# yaaaay!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:25, archived)
# I saw somebody who looked just like you
spotting trains on Stafford station last friday.
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:26, archived)
# that would be me.
i am a trainspotter.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:28, archived)
# what, really?
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:28, archived)
# absolutely.
there's nothing i like more than standing at railway stations with a thermos of weak tea and a packet of digestives, noting down endless numbers of trains.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:31, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:32, archived)
# what?
i really do.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:34, archived)
# honestly though,
this lad looked just like you
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:37, archived)
# because it more than likely was!
good greif.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:39, archived)
# blimey!
there were four of them, one of them looked like you, and I had a long chat with them.
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:40, archived)
# oh,
were you the short ugly guy who we just couldn't get to leave us alone?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:42, archived)
# Hah
no, I'm tall and ugly.
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:42, archived)
# ho ho ho
stafford staion's cheap.
they probably just get the same trainspotter to masquerade as others when they cant reel in the big crowds
(Slurpy The Frog, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:29, archived)
# It were crap anyway
cos the line's shut north of Crewe for repairs, and there wasn't much freight cos it was the holidays...
/anorak
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:30, archived)
# look around you rules
(1, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:26, archived)
# I
have lost count the times I have watched that dvd....
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:28, archived)
# the calcium one
made me moist.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:29, archived)
# good call
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:33, archived)
# yay!
Look Around You Rocks!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks ants, Thants
Get it on dvd, NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:29, archived)
# i think you'll find
that we all already do.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:32, archived)
# and not once
is there any site of tentacles
(okay so there are some tails, but they're not implimented)
(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:25, archived)
# You want Hentail, Amazongirl?
a link to some hentai porn
THIS is Hentai!

mod edit: well. it is.
(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:18, archived)
# you wouldnt be
a twelveyearold with AOL?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:19, archived)
# LOLLOL!!!1!oneone
l@@k wot i found <3
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:20, archived)
# hahaha
hehe..ahem..
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:21, archived)
# what does <3 mean?
i have come to the conclusion it's
a) heart
b) spiked arse
c) nose
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:25, archived)
# it could be puckered lips
...
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:25, archived)
# or
a bird?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:25, archived)
# no
it's a double cone
(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:26, archived)
# I want a cone



/ little britain
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:32, archived)
# but a cone is very dry
would you not like an ice cream
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:33, archived)
# I WANNA CONE
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:34, archived)
# /now are you sure you want just a cone?
yeh!

I WANNA WHIPPY!
(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:40, archived)
# Mathematicaly speaking,
it could mean less than three.
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:30, archived)
# haha
although I can't see how a l33t haxxorist would use that....
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:33, archived)
# What is l33t supposed to mean anyway?
and while we're here what's haxxor? (apart from a cutting tool)
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:34, archived)
# I don't know
I only spend time here these days
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:38, archived)
# 1337
is a prime number don't you know...
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:41, archived)
# Yes the 'I've arrived and cannot leave' syndrome
Never mind
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:42, archived)
# l337
as in leet ( elite)
and haxx0r being hacker spelt by gay people
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:41, archived)
# I seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Thank God I binned AOL before I was tainted
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:43, archived)
# no way!

O'm a 17 year old with AOL.
(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:21, archived)
# only
ACTING like a twelveyearold....
(devilstick, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:22, archived)
# also
wonchop.hippygeek.co.uk

is terrible. i'll stop now before i flame
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:24, archived)
# let's not say things
we can't take back
(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:31, archived)
# have you not
used the edit link before?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:32, archived)
# spider man
spider man does whatever a spider can
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:31, archived)
# no
it's curly sam, curly sam...
(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:38, archived)
# curly sam
is a twunt
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:42, archived)
# Why must you be so mean, StickyLabel?
If you created a character, I wouldn't call it a twunt (immediately.)
(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:44, archived)
# real girls come in 256 colour
(Gimpus Maximus, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:23, archived)
# Not
the ones i know.
Although i do know an awfull lot of goths
(thediscokingpin, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:35, archived)
# Yes...goths are only black/white
Thats a good point
(devilstick, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:42, archived)
# do you mind
if you don't?
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:19, archived)
#
no bitterness there then
(josh_dude, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:20, archived)
# hedgehog porn!
wooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:23, archived)
# Mmmmm
hentai.......

[edit] or it would be if there werent so many b3tans on it clogging the bandwidth
(thediscokingpin, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:26, archived)
# not exactly what I'd choose to
shake a leg over
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:30, archived)
# I think my poor pooch
has had his fill of festive cheer
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:18, archived)
# I think you may be right.
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:18, archived)
# I'll give him something to look sad about!
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:17, archived)
# Nooo!
He'd be happy if someone hired dancing frogs for him.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:19, archived)
# nooo!
poor fish
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:19, archived)
# That's not how you make soap
pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Peet, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:20, archived)
# nooo!
say it ain't so!

We could cheer him up!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:20, archived)
# Sod cheer!
I want to eat fish!
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:22, archived)
# eat a different fish.
that one's called bob and he's my friend.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:26, archived)
# it does look lie a bob
You havent seen Glop (pronounced gloop) the goldfish ive been drawing since i was about 8. I really should stop now...
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:31, archived)
# it hit me earlier....

original
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:17, archived)
# watermelon me
not getting any comments in 40 minutes makes me feel like shit.
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:55, archived)
# it does, don't it
ho hum, just remember we're all philistines
(I helped save b3ta! Oscar Wildebeest, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:59, archived)
# right now i consider you all being ARSEHOLES!!!!!!!!!!!!
but i'll get over it...
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 22:04, archived)
# argh
click for pic (388KB)

mod edit: that's rather incredible, but the file's too big. try to keep them around 150-200K please :)

you could always try making the dimensions a bit smaller, and then linking to the larger version
(I helped save b3ta! homonk, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:16, archived)
# you scare me
extremely so.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:18, archived)
# Aah, the fish are in love
and the other stuff's pretty neat too.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:18, archived)
# ...
that's absolutely bizarre
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:19, archived)
# Terrifying
I really hope you don't live anywhere near me.
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:23, archived)
# she was one badass mother hubbard


from a certain phrase i found while picking the brain of a friend, in the cerebellum
(Slurpy The Frog, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:12, archived)
# hee hee
evening all
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:15, archived)
# whats that
hanging out of the dogs arse?
(josh_dude, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:16, archived)
# i dont know
it was in the source
(Slurpy The Frog, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:18, archived)
# BBQ source?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:26, archived)
# looks like a dildo!
(Leah, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:19, archived)
# haha
oh the punnage
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:16, archived)
# Thats
lovley that is
(thediscokingpin, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:16, archived)
# is anyone up
for a quick test of a new webtoy? I promise it's interesting.

I wouldn't ask, but I need a few people to use it simultaneously... (intriguing, no?)

(casey, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:12, archived)
# then post the fucking link already.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:13, archived)
# a well made point.
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:13, archived)
# whoops

(link removed)
(casey, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:13, archived)
# umm...
I don't get it but it seems to work
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:15, archived)
# sssssssssss
it's easy
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:16, archived)
# this breaks my hypothesis
that people would actually type words. Doh!
(casey, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:17, archived)
# :)
an easy mistake to ssss
(josh_dude, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:18, archived)
# nice idea,
but not exactly fun.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:17, archived)
# i like it!
but i didn't get any points so i got angry. but then i am rather simple.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:17, archived)
# most intriguing.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:18, archived)
# woot!
payroll sucks arse!
gaylords are sexy!
(casey, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:23, archived)
# looks an interesting one to me.
Kind of works better with fewer people I reckon, but it's oddly entertaining
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:24, archived)
# caseyporn?
an infinite number of web monkeys will eventually type ssssssssssss
(I helped save b3ta! e.parsley, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:26, archived)
# thanks guys
Test's over. Return to your regular time wastage.
(casey, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:30, archived)
# Who has Scissors?
(Slyddur, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:11, archived)
# I don't think
those two have ever been near a pair of scissors
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:12, archived)
# circumsision scissors
possibly
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:23, archived)
# WHA?
(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:12, archived)
# is this some sort of metaphor for life?
or a euphemistic term? Am I going mad?
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:12, archived)
# ok
i'm off to eat crackers...good night all
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:13, archived)
# wise move
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:16, archived)
# yes,
quite.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:13, archived)
# my arse
has quite literally fallen off from chuckling most heartily
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:17, archived)
# Well
Glad that I could unseat you
(Slyddur, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:26, archived)
# ha haaa ha!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:18, archived)
# brian again, with brian's friend steve


in dropshadow land
sorry, i'm playing with my new tablet, but it doesn't work, i still can't draw
(I helped save b3ta! e.parsley, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:06, archived)
# you have a new graphics tablet?
have you drawn a comedy cock?

woo pic...i like it
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:07, archived)
# i should get a graphics tablet.
i really want to do my first cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:09, archived)
# hit the sales
it was only 20 quid

(I helped save b3ta! e.parsley, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:17, archived)
# i did
and funnily enough, it's badly drawn
(I helped save b3ta! e.parsley, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:09, archived)
# looks normal to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:11, archived)
# badly drawn cock ?
I think I have an album of his somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:11, archived)
# is that
the japs eye on the side? must make an interesting money shot
(josh_dude, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:12, archived)
# what the monk
is a graphics tablet
(I helped save b3ta! homonk, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:12, archived)
# It's
a special pill you take which enables you to draw cocks, badly.
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:13, archived)
# steve appears to have
a really big shoe.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:07, archived)
# And
we all know what they say about ostriches with big feet.
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:12, archived)
# That's nice
Damn I'm cultured.
Settling down to b3ta with a glass of wine and a bag of barbecue crips
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Peet, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:08, archived)
# damn you!
my mouth is now watering

drool down chin

aaaaaahhhhhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:09, archived)
# ooh get you!
I really want a packet of honey roasted ham crisps but we only have left over chilli doritos which no-one likes :(
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:09, archived)
# what!?
i love chilli doritos.
post them on the board so i can get em.
(Slurpy The Frog, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:14, archived)
# oooh, look at the posh person.
laadeedaa.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:10, archived)
# exactly
and here's me, stinking of shit, old cracker crumbs in my belly button, bitter as hell,

BUMSOCKS
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:11, archived)
# i'm just sat
being boring with a cup of tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:12, archived)
# I used to eat the food that fell into my bellybutton
until I heard about a guy who got gum disease after his girlfriend used his electric toothbrush to clean her navel
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Peet, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:13, archived)
# i have a stella
and some hula hoops
(I helped save b3ta! e.parsley, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:12, archived)
# hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:13, archived)
# I
have a big mug of Blue Mountain coffee and nice choccy biccies. So nyah.
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:15, archived)
# ah, I can't draw and I'm trying to do it professionally
I think Brian is rather good. Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:08, archived)
# i have seen your stuff
it's a cut above most of the things on here
(I helped save b3ta! e.parsley, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:20, archived)
# yes
it does look a bit like a cock
(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:08, archived)
# not like mine
you should get that seen to
(I helped save b3ta! e.parsley, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:10, archived)
# Because YOU, the public demanded it. More talking tits.
(themanwhofellasleep, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:00, archived)
# hoohooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:02, archived)
# norks
talks
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:02, archived)
# Mmmmmm
trousers round the knees
(thediscokingpin, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:02, archived)
# I didn't demand it
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:03, archived)
# You're a private citizen,
not a member of the public. Check the small print.
(themanwhofellasleep, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:04, archived)
# oh
fabulous
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:07, archived)
# thats
very well drawn

woo yay to you!

edit:
photoshop 3?
bit old isn't it?
(Fort, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:03, archived)
# Photoshop 6.
Silly.
(themanwhofellasleep, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:05, archived)
# interesting
"JFIF.....H.H......Photoshop 3.0.8BIM"

Apparently adobe never updated the code which tags the file.
(Fort, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:07, archived)
# This spells trouble.
This could go right to the top... yes, that's right, all the way to THE PRESIDENT OF THE USA!!!
(themanwhofellasleep, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:10, archived)
# hehe
but they did update for 7

*goes off to hunt for 4 and 5 specimins

keeps me busy!
(Fort, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:11, archived)
# heh
heh
(I helped save b3ta! JJ, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:03, archived)
# well the noses could stand to be more nipple shaped
but worthy of a woo.
Now we just need to apply it to real life.
(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:03, archived)
# I deliberately made the noses not
resemble nipples to lend them more gravitas.
(themanwhofellasleep, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:04, archived)
# Unfortunatly
That Illustration is very similar to what I saw a few months back, unforthunatly it was my sisters tits :(
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:05, archived)
# What did they
say?
(themanwhofellasleep, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:06, archived)
# Ouch!
however it begs an interersting question.......
(thediscokingpin, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:08, archived)
# that am fucking fantasti
c
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:06, archived)
# This
is going to give me worse nightmares than that fake 'tit maggot infestation' pic from snopes.com.
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:16, archived)
# DOMO ANGRY!

(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:59, archived)
# run for the hills

(josh_dude, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:00, archived)
# Run for your liiiiiiife
(DeviousMiscreant, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:04, archived)
# bloody hell!
you're on top form tonight, girl... woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:01, archived)
# WOO HENTAI!
Nice crafty work, AG!
(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:02, archived)
# Do I see tenticals? no
There for its not hentai!
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:04, archived)
# do you even know
what hentai means?
(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:05, archived)
# Yes
and theres no mention aof japanese schoolgirls getting tentiacl rape!
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:06, archived)
# for tikado's sake
no tentacles are required for hentai!
(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:07, archived)
# soz it couldn't be animated

Proper Bo I tell thee.
(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:59, archived)
# i may well
have to shoot myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:00, archived)
# why would you want to do that?
Bo Selecta is crap
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:01, archived)
# I think it's very funny
But then I am a bit thick
(I helped save b3ta! mechamatsimpsk, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:03, archived)
# I just
can't find the guy funny but then again I felt the same way about Ali G. And I can't watch the office because I get too embarassed for them all. I'm an odd person overall
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:06, archived)
# It'd be a dull and rubbish world
if we all found the same stuff funny :)
(I helped save b3ta! mechamatsimpsk, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:07, archived)
# Indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:08, archived)
# yes
good to see my opinions match with someone who is now older and wiser
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:03, archived)
# don't you get it?
they swear a lot!
hahahahahahaha!
And they shout while swearing!
hahahahahaaha!
AND THEY WEAR BIG SILLY MASKS THAT ARE A BIT LIKE CELEBRITY PEOPLE!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.



excuse me.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:03, archived)
# personally
i reckon it is one of the most innovative comedy programmes i have seen for a long time. shame ho ho ho selecta was complete guff.
peep shows good too. in fact, it's bloody good.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:05, archived)
# Yeah
That's veh veh good, too
(I helped save b3ta! mechamatsimpsk, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:06, archived)
# i only saw a couple of
episode of peep show, it was alright
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:06, archived)
# Bo' Selecta's funny, if a bit crude.
Peep Show was a great concept but the writing could have been a little better. Still a great show, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:17, archived)
# yes
It is woeful rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:34, archived)
# The school system


was clearly moving with the times
(josh_dude, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:57, archived)
# 
  !
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:58, archived)
# I'm worried that I have
spotted what has been added
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Peet, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:59, archived)
# I dont likes
the looks of thats
(thediscokingpin, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 20:59, archived)
# Very good,
Josh Dude. Some rare illustration skills. Give yourself a blowjob.
(themanwhofellasleep, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:00, archived)

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