Jesus Exercises...
I have a version with Pete Tong doing the exercises here (http://coulls.dyndns.org/b3ta/TongJesus/jesus.htm), but it may take a minute or two due to the music...
Cheers,
Coulls
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I have a version with Pete Tong doing the exercises here (http://coulls.dyndns.org/b3ta/TongJesus/jesus.htm), but it may take a minute or two due to the music...
Cheers,
Coulls
woo :)
think its been done but good nonetheless..
www.satisfactionsoul.moonfruit.com/ go on that and go to Getaway and see the lil flash thing. not funny or owt its just quite hypnotic and relaxing
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Sun 4 Jan 2004, 23:12,
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www.satisfactionsoul.moonfruit.com/ go on that and go to Getaway and see the lil flash thing. not funny or owt its just quite hypnotic and relaxing
RE: woo :)
Cheers... It originally started as I was listening to the music (I stripped it down from the original Chris Moyles song), and went looking for something to animate, so I picked this...
Cheers,
Coulls
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Cheers,
Coulls
Don't use the subject line for subjects,
we'll turn into a message board, rather than the purile digital arts community we want to be.
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RE: SPONGES
oh i thought you meant SPONGS at first, but yes, yes they are
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Sun 4 Jan 2004, 23:23,
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Sponges
Think how deep the sea would be if it wasn't full of sponges.
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re: thanks post
Goodness, things are getting rather formal round here.
Your obedient servant,
Sir Sand Goblin, Knight of the Realm.
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Your obedient servant,
Sir Sand Goblin, Knight of the Realm.
Re: colourblindness and taking things too far
what colours can't you see?
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Sun 4 Jan 2004, 23:22,
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Re: colourblindness and taking things too far
Mainly Reds and Greens
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Sun 4 Jan 2004, 23:23,
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He's such a lightweight.
It's all that time he spent avoiding sin.
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Sun 4 Jan 2004, 23:18,
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haha
I got dumped for my 'Sniff Glue, Worship Satan' Raging Speedhorn shirt once...
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Sun 4 Jan 2004, 23:20,
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crivvens!
is there one that says the pope is a choirboy buggering jew?
If not, why not.
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Sun 4 Jan 2004, 23:20,
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If not, why not.
There's one that says
'Touched by Jesus, Fingered by Satan'
Are you really the trainspotter that I met in Stafford?
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Sun 4 Jan 2004, 23:21,
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Are you really the trainspotter that I met in Stafford?
that's a shame
if I ever see him again, I'll tell him all about you
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Sun 4 Jan 2004, 23:23,
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Forget that,
I want a T-shirt that says "Crivvens!" on it. Now that would be rock.
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Sun 4 Jan 2004, 23:23,
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me and a friend plan on getting tshirts that say
"Are you a hugger or a hater" on them.
or possibly, she'll have "I'm a hater"
and i'll have "I'm a hugger"
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Sun 4 Jan 2004, 23:24,
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or possibly, she'll have "I'm a hater"
and i'll have "I'm a hugger"
hugger misprint
I misread that at first which made me realise that if you spilt something on the shirt (closing time phenomenom) in the wrong place - like the beginning of the word hugger - you could be mistaken as gay.
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Sun 4 Jan 2004, 23:30,
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hahahah
animate my picture for me, i have no idea how to do it!
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Sun 4 Jan 2004, 23:08,
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heh heh, why not contact
munkt0n to sort out deleting other accounts
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Sun 4 Jan 2004, 23:41,
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heh heh
well it must be embaressing having a siamese twin like that
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that's not interracial love
thats interspecial love
erm, maybe that's inter-species love
besides, it's intercontinental love you gotta worry about
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Sun 4 Jan 2004, 23:14,
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erm, maybe that's inter-species love
besides, it's intercontinental love you gotta worry about
just noticed that meself
the gif optimisation has done terrible things to her.
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Sun 4 Jan 2004, 23:08,
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hmmm
spiked lingerie, eh?
who'd have thought it..
but I know just the place to get it!
;p
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Sun 4 Jan 2004, 23:26,
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who'd have thought it..
but I know just the place to get it!
;p
The very tricky One Person Eye Wave . .
Here demonstrated by an expert . .
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Sun 4 Jan 2004, 22:59,
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jigglejigglejigglejigglejigglejigglejigglejigglejigglejigglejigglejigglejigglejigglejigglejiggle
jigglejigglejigglejigglejigglejigglejigglejigglejigglejigglejigglejigglejigglejigglejigglejigglejigglejigglejigglejigglejigglejigglejigglejigglejigglejigglejigglejigglejigglejigglejigglejigglejigglejigglejigglejigglejigglejigglejigglejigglejigglejigglejigglejigglejigglejigglejigglejigglejigglejigglejigglejigglejigglejigglejigglejigglejigglejigglejigglejiggle
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Sun 4 Jan 2004, 23:00,
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wooooo!
gah i have a source image here and a start and end frame but i have no idea how to animate it :(
i really need more skills
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Sun 4 Jan 2004, 23:02,
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i really need more skills
that would do too
its annoying the shit out of me though
maybe i need a morph program
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Sun 4 Jan 2004, 23:05,
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maybe i need a morph program
leeeeemmmuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrr eyyes oooffff ddddddoooooooooooooommmmm
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If you're using Photoshop . .
Click on the Image Ready button (at the bottom of the toolbar) and it'll take your images over, from there it's just a case of making the frames and optimising it . .
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Sun 4 Jan 2004, 23:04,
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i know how to animate mate
(see my profile)
i just don't know how to animate *this*
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Sun 4 Jan 2004, 23:05,
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i just don't know how to animate *this*
its a bloke smoking
and i have the end frame as him having sucked all his body out, so its just skinny body etc, and i have an alternative where it just leaves his head
EDIT: short of drawing individual frames i have no idea
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Sun 4 Jan 2004, 23:09,
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EDIT: short of drawing individual frames i have no idea
Erk . . .
it's either that or running the whole thing through liquify (over a couple of frames) I guess ?
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Sun 4 Jan 2004, 23:13,
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Print all of the frames out,
staple them together, then flick through them really fast whilst scanning them. Works for me*
*maynot be 100% fact
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Sun 4 Jan 2004, 23:05,
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*maynot be 100% fact
How dare you!
She's lovely and will be mine. Oh yes, she will be mine...
(Woo btw!)
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Sun 4 Jan 2004, 23:09,
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(Woo btw!)
Whatever makes you think that?
*slowly glances down board*
My housemate is watching John Q - with sign language for deaf viewers. It really buggers up the drama of the whole thing.
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Sun 4 Jan 2004, 23:04,
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My housemate is watching John Q - with sign language for deaf viewers. It really buggers up the drama of the whole thing.
*checks for watermelon me shoes*
Nope don't think so. Why do you ask?
I love the swear filter.
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Sun 4 Jan 2004, 22:56,
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I love the swear filter.
Is that a natterjack bittern?
Very rare on account of their woo-yayness, they are.
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Sun 4 Jan 2004, 23:03,
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splendid stuff!
Reminded me of this odd thingy here: www.photo.net/photodb/photo?photo_id=2020196&size=md
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Sun 4 Jan 2004, 23:03,
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Well,
that's what happens if you drink an entire bottle of cough medicine.
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Sun 4 Jan 2004, 22:50,
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It says so on the side:
PRECAUTIONS: Do not exceed the stated dose. Do not take this medicine if you are hypersensitive to any of the ingredients. This product containts 0.09g ethanol per 5ml dose and should be used with caution if suffering from liver disease, alcoholism, epilepsy, brain injury or disease. May cause gastro-intestinal discomfort or nausea and vomiting in large doses. E122 can cause allergic-type reactions including asthma. Allergy is more common in those people who are allergic to asprin. Ask the advice of a doctor or pharmacist if you are pregnant or breast-feeing, undergoing medical tests, or taking any other medication as its effect may be altered. If you accidentally take too much or experience any unusual side effects consult your doctor or pharmacist. Drinking an entire bottle will get you monged.
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Sun 4 Jan 2004, 22:55,
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oh yeah! So it does.
I'll write that down on this wildebeest here...
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woo hoo hoo
reminds me of me.
New Year's Resolution : Musn't Get Too Fucked Up.
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Sun 4 Jan 2004, 22:57,
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New Year's Resolution : Musn't Get Too Fucked Up.
yeah give tongues
to his own tiny head
ooer, just realised the sexualness of the above statement
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Sun 4 Jan 2004, 23:14,
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ooer, just realised the sexualness of the above statement
Don't make Domo angry.
You won't like him when he's angry...
Click for Domo-Hulkness
This is my first pic posted to the board since I started lurking just over 1 year 58 days and 18 hours ago so please be kind (and take the piss if you really, really must).....
Yes, I know lurking isn't big or clever but then again, neither am I!
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Sun 4 Jan 2004, 22:40,
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Click for Domo-Hulkness
This is my first pic posted to the board since I started lurking just over 1 year 58 days and 18 hours ago so please be kind (and take the piss if you really, really must).....
Yes, I know lurking isn't big or clever but then again, neither am I!
I find lurking odd...
picture the scene...you see a post and think of a hilarious reply to it. But instead of posting you just...lurk?
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Sun 4 Jan 2004, 22:42,
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Maybe he's not the hilarious reply type.
Or maybe they were just making sure they'd fit in. And taking a long time over it.
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Sun 4 Jan 2004, 22:44,
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"That was crap, my 3 year old can draw better than you"
might not fit in...
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Sun 4 Jan 2004, 22:46,
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Aye...
but while that may be so, they can still reply to other peoples.
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Sun 4 Jan 2004, 22:47,
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well...
it could have no friends and smell bad.
that would make anyone not fit in
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Sun 4 Jan 2004, 22:47,
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that would make anyone not fit in
How do we know though?!
Unless you have one of those new smell-o-vision deals.Do you?
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Sun 4 Jan 2004, 22:48,
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wooo for posting eventually!
Minor TJ: Has anyone stuck "Xodiak Gangrene" in Google yet? Our greek friend is quite a busy bloke. xodiak.keenspace.com/main.html after looking at his links page I'm beginning to like him even more
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Sun 4 Jan 2004, 22:49,
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Goths hate bunnies, it's true...
See one item only this post... sorry about the size ye monkeylings.
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Sun 4 Jan 2004, 22:31,
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but
how can you tell they are not dead...they look and smell dead joke
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Sun 4 Jan 2004, 22:33,
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in all fairness and stereotyping
a fair few of them would rather BE dead...
or so they say...
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Sun 4 Jan 2004, 22:34,
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or so they say...
whats
the facination with being dead...its like being asleep only you dont wake up and you go ...eeuurrgghhh beforehand.
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Sun 4 Jan 2004, 22:35,
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i agree with freud
when he says we all long for the eternal slumber of death.
fucking goths...CHEER UP!
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Sun 4 Jan 2004, 22:37,
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fucking goths...CHEER UP!
There are plenty of cheerful goths
You just don't know where to find them.
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Sun 4 Jan 2004, 22:39,
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Graveyards . . .
With bottles of cider (well, that's where we went in my day)
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Sun 4 Jan 2004, 22:39,
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why don't they just
get it done if it obsesses them so much?
i'm sure all of those trenchcoats and all of the white make up could be put to use elsewhere.
and the bloody korn long sleeved t-shits
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Sun 4 Jan 2004, 22:47,
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i'm sure all of those trenchcoats and all of the white make up could be put to use elsewhere.
and the bloody korn long sleeved t-shits
Among goths, goths are fine
They do like the whole tortutred thing though, they like doing it to other people. They enjoy the contrast I think. Although the Goths I know who do the tortured thing only do it as an act to wind people up.
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Sun 4 Jan 2004, 22:50,
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Aye.
If you go to a certain alt/goth/rock club that's next to a rather aptly named tube station, you'll see goths enjoying themselves and smiling :-)
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Sun 4 Jan 2004, 23:43,
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whilst that did make me chuckle
i haven't got a blue's clue what your message means
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Sun 4 Jan 2004, 22:33,
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its
a gif and the file size is almost almost 250k....215 to exact`ish.
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Sun 4 Jan 2004, 22:34,
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no the other bit
oh wait, it's been corrected...no...
see one item only this post
not sure what that means is all
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Sun 4 Jan 2004, 22:36,
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see one item only this post
not sure what that means is all
S'because...
...people complained at me posting a direct link to my website last time, blah blah blah, etc.
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Sun 4 Jan 2004, 22:37,
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Aye...t'was
...converted from flash animation to gif, I'm fooking clueless when it comes to gifs, for all my attempts compressing it, it came out looking crud. So I left it.
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Sun 4 Jan 2004, 22:36,
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probably cos its got
159 frames
could you not make it only update changed areas of the gif?
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Sun 4 Jan 2004, 22:44,
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could you not make it only update changed areas of the gif?
You're probably right...
...it's just I'm used to output straight from flash, the swf s'only 11kb, but I thought I'd post it here (which I thought weren't "permitted" to do with swf files), thus converted it the only way I knew...
*Tobias knows nowt about gifs*
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Sun 4 Jan 2004, 22:46,
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*Tobias knows nowt about gifs*
took
me a while to realise what it originally was :) very good.
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Sun 4 Jan 2004, 22:16,
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I don't know what that is
But it'sa fucking woo
(and a bit scary..)
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Sun 4 Jan 2004, 22:17,
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(and a bit scary..)
fook me
you're right! Triple woo!
I thought it was a combination of a few whales' tails and an alien...
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Sun 4 Jan 2004, 22:19,
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I thought it was a combination of a few whales' tails and an alien...
i got out of dressing like a lady,
but still ended up in torquay.
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Sun 4 Jan 2004, 22:24,
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tis a big empty space with a redex, sorry
have a re-post, i'm off to bed
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Sun 4 Jan 2004, 22:12,
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whoops
you've gone over your bandwidth allocation I think. Try www.ukdragon.com/b3ta instead.
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Sun 4 Jan 2004, 22:12,
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somehow, out of everyone in the crowded street, he selected you.
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Sun 4 Jan 2004, 22:04,
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brace yourself
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Scary...
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Sun 4 Jan 2004, 22:06,
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Scary...
Crazy
I have met that man who was the subject of the original photo. Creepy
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Sun 4 Jan 2004, 22:34,
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I have met that man who was the subject of the original photo. Creepy
Issued by the Cambourne tourism board.
Apologies for the lack of quality. Flag points out that Cambourne is shit. It didn't resize too well.
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Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:59,
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Apologies for the lack of quality. Flag points out that Cambourne is shit. It didn't resize too well.
My eyes don't do red on blue,
so I shall take your word for it.
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Sun 4 Jan 2004, 22:07,
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MAdness sir.
Extreme madness - woo!
I guess we should've seen the signs years ago though...
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Sun 4 Jan 2004, 22:00,
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I guess we should've seen the signs years ago though...
Yaaaaay!!!
Timmy was my childhood god. He's still as batshit now as he ever was.
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Sun 4 Jan 2004, 22:00,
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no work and no pay
make timmy go crazy...
"don't mind if i do.." /homer
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Sun 4 Jan 2004, 22:02,
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"don't mind if i do.." /homer
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