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# Proud new parents

(a 10 minute headswap before bed)
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:38, archived)
# That
is just wrong.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:42, archived)
# but
it feels so right
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:42, archived)
# I just found this on my hard drive. My dad did it and sent it to me. I think it's nice. B3ta should be more family inclusive.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:38, archived)
# What the fuck was your old man smoking at the time?





...and were can I get some?
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:42, archived)
# a) cigars
b) your local newsagent
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:43, archived)
# has your dad been listening to blectum/blechdom?
I reckon I can see some snauses in there ...

I love it.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:48, archived)
# yay
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:16, archived)
# he's had a rough night...
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:35, archived)
# he he he
That's great. Have a woo and yay for him still drinking in the morning!
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:36, archived)
# Is that
a can of 'Royal Dutch'
oh, am I an alcoholic?
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:36, archived)
# Looks like
Wife B3ta to me. Who's right, tell tell!
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:37, archived)
# 'tis
stella :)
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:43, archived)
# well
it's all wrong from where i'm sitting.
oh, it's ok, everything's wrong from where i'm sitting
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:47, archived)
# he's completely
out of his tree
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:38, archived)
# Shit give a road cone and thats me
SHITE DID I SAY THAT ALOUD?¿?
woo yay to you!
.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:38, archived)
# how many hands
???
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:38, archived)
# ha ha
so did you!
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:40, archived)
# feet
are being utilised here.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:40, archived)
# that monkey chap has
some funny leg joints
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:42, archived)
# I just thought
"hang on, he's got 3 hands, oh..."
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:39, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:42, archived)
# That's
lovely!
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:52, archived)
# hideously
gorgeous wooyay!
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:14, archived)
# hehehe ... he am ace !

Rough night you said ?
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 10:50, archived)
# Oooh Betty!

Some Motherboard's Do 'ave 'em
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:34, archived)
# More machine than man, you say?
How apt.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:35, archived)
# I had that board
it wasn't very stable
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:37, archived)
# In bed?
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:07, archived)
# From the old family album
 


Alasdair MacChump.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:28, archived)
# of the Chicago
MacChumpbears?
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:30, archived)
# grainy chump!
yay :)
i finished the one i was blathering about last night... hang on... will find it as i was rather chuffed with it...
edit: ah... you saw it... i'd gone by then... well will spam it anyhow... www.b3ta.com/board/2618087 :)
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:38, archived)
# heheh
found it in the spazz this morning.

it's in Chump's blog too...!

woo.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:19, archived)
# He looks just like his Mum . .

(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:23, archived)
# As headswaps go
That is utterly marvelous.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:23, archived)
# You can't go wrong...
... with a headswap
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:24, archived)
# Yes you can.
You could accidentally swap something else. That would be wrong.

Why were you getting muddy on Salisbury Plain today?
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:28, archived)
# Well...
... it was actually yesterday, but I haven't changed my name yet as the link is all the way up there ^.

I went to visit my uncle, who lives there, and went for a walk but the tanks had clearly been churning up the mud recently, which made my walk very muddy.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:33, archived)
# Or....
his mum looks just like him

/lateral bullshit

Woo!
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:24, archived)
# houplaaa!
amen to that
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:25, archived)
# oh i wish i hadn't just thought
his mum is wee jimmy krankie.
nightmares ahoy, I'm not sleeping tonight now.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:25, archived)
# Do you reckon Jeanette
(Jimmy Krankie) wears that uniform when she's being given one by her husband (wee Jimmy Krankie's dad)?
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:52, archived)
# yeep
another terrifying post
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:26, archived)
# haha!
nicely done :)
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:50, archived)
# More common that you think.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:14, archived)
# hahaha!
that's very funny. Arf!
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:16, archived)
# Now thay is truly scary.
Forget the fear - TD disease scares the crap out of me
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:16, archived)
# worse things could happen
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:16, archived)
# at sea
per chance?
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:26, archived)
# or on land
how are your sea legs?
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:28, archived)
# not too bad thanks
fortunately they are detachable, means for easier land lubbing for most of the year.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:33, archived)
# w/y/h
and indeed doubly so because I am ted danson
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:17, archived)
# Prove it.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:18, archived)
# that's
me, second left.
and I fucked kirstie alley,I'm not proud
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:19, archived)
# haha
great stuff
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:17, archived)
# thats disease
i should think :)
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:18, archived)
# Egads... It spreads
Top posting:

clicky clicky

Note: Completely SFW, no dirty stuff, just an 'innocent' sity thingy.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Any title you'd like
I'd certainly watch it

(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:11, archived)
# I'm off to see the Bootleg Beatles
as the Bootleg Mark Chapman.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:14, archived)
# Yay for HMHB
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:17, archived)
# yay!!!!!! for HMHB indeedy
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:25, archived)
# I did this ages ago, but I can't be arsed to make anything new tonight.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:10, archived)
# after seeing that
i think i'm going to go and off myself now
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:11, archived)
# my life
is a lie of tissues
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:13, archived)
# how kind
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:14, archived)
# Hey!
That cat knows me too well....
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:15, archived)
# Its been a while - Again
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:05, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA....
...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*gasp*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

kill it
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:07, archived)
# blimey
lots of old-skoolers returning at the moment
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:08, archived)
# but are they
kickin' it old style?

PS I'm going to malaga in about a week - woo!
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:09, archived)
# Really.
How rare!
Hehe, its good to pop back every now and then.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:09, archived)
# You'll wish you never came back
cunts everywhere
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:15, archived)
# Hello!
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:17, archived)
# why you're a friendly fellow
but i need a patsy
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:19, archived)
# i
need a pasty
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:21, archived)
# A Cornish Patsy?
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:21, archived)
# no
cheese and onion please.

when come back, bring pasty
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:28, archived)
# hehe
I left because of cnuts...
I dont intend to stay long, just long enough to tatty a few babie's and inocent pets.
Maybe start a fight or two.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:19, archived)
# good plan
try and alienate some newbies if you could
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:21, archived)
# If memory serves
I see to recall Mr Wicks' own brand of photoshopping managed to alienate most people on the board, or at least left them cowering in the corner shouting "What the fuck is that? Kill it!"
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:23, archived)
# yeah
those were the days
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:25, archived)
# i aim
to please..
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:27, archived)
# stab it
in the face
edit: all your babies with mouths for eyes in your profile are making me laugh, a lot
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:08, archived)
# Thank
You!

They are my fave thing to tatty..
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:11, archived)
# aaaaah
kill it!
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:09, archived)
# ahhh!
Not nice
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:12, archived)
# Blimey.
I see you're still doing scary things then.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:13, archived)
# Only because I could
And what else is the to do right before going to the dentist?
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:05, archived)
# teach them what you earth men
call love

(woooo)
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:06, archived)
# woo


I lurve star trek mashes...
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:07, archived)
# not by me obviously
but it made me laugh ...



(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:31, archived)
# you could brush your teeth
young man.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:08, archived)
# I COULD
But I'd miss the fun of them yelling at me about how when they stab me in the gums I bleed...
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:11, archived)
# raaaaa!
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:04, archived)
# I was
wondering what had happened to Melanie Blatt
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:04, archived)
# I still wouldn't.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:05, archived)
# I still would...
and there's room for some friends, by the look of it...
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:06, archived)
# bad images
bad bad bad
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:08, archived)
#
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:23, archived)
# I was
wondering what had happened to cher
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:32, archived)
# You're supposed to photoshop it
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:05, archived)
# KILL IT!
Oh and I'm watching Pacific Heights and George Mcfly is in it!
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:06, archived)
# HELLLOOOOOOO!
McFLY!


(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:07, archived)
# can anyone
tell me how it ends because I don't want to stay up anymore but have to to see the end!

:( I'm sssoooo tired
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:09, archived)
# It was all a dream...
or was it?
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:14, archived)
# No seriously
this is killing me!

HELP!
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:16, archived)
# They all live happily ever after.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:19, archived)
# Woo, I finally found an inkpen I feel comfortable with
(long story - I hate most ink pens)
So now I can doodle again. Meet Dave. He starts on Monday.


Clicky biggy woohah!
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:01, archived)
# lovely.
and scary.

hehe
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:02, archived)
# My word
that's rather special.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:02, archived)
# wow
sweet work
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:02, archived)
# it's rather
woo
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:03, archived)
# He works in I.T.,
right?
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:03, archived)
# No
inhuman resources

/coat
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:03, archived)
# heheh
but of course.

wooo!
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:04, archived)
# you'll want your mittens too
it's cold out
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:04, archived)
# I'm not leaving
I just wanted my coat because I like it.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:06, archived)
# what and you don't like the mittens
I gouged out the kittens personally
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:08, archived)
# Since you gouged them
so nicely I love them. Thanks muchly - they fit like a glove
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:10, archived)
# starts
what on monday ?
he has nice ears, I like a green haired ugly bendy headed blue bloke with nice ears
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:04, archived)
# woosome
what kind of pen?
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:04, archived)
# A £2.99 cartridge pen
from WHSmith. Go figure. I've used pens that cost around £10 and they never felt right. This cheapo one feels comfortable and flows nicely :)
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:05, archived)
# ah, just like
cheap cider.
ahem
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:09, archived)
# Geoff had a trick or two...


...when it came to impressing the ladies at the beach.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 23:58, archived)
# oi-vey
w00
(, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 23:59, archived)
# geoff rocks!
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:01, archived)
# Geoff Geoff de Geoff
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:03, archived)
# i typed in geoff and hey!
I got to put missiles on my head.
and stuff.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:05, archived)
# GOOOOOOO
Geof!
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:03, archived)
# I can do that
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:03, archived)
# go on then...
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:03, archived)
# just did
twice!
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:04, archived)
# very
impressive.

what's the trick? (Geoff wouldn't tell me)
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:05, archived)
# Drink lots and lots of beer
then pretend you didn't
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:07, archived)
# alternatively
just breathe out

fancy meeting you here claws!
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:14, archived)
# yay
Mrs. Vulga!

you ok?

edit: going to bed - must sleep - see you tomorrow.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:31, archived)
# Isketch
Because I am bored and it satisfies me when people do my bidding
^_^ the room is called b3ta under user created evening all
(, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 23:56, archived)
# iSketch is sooooo 20th c
Poker is the new black. I'm currently losing all my hard earned free cash...
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:02, archived)
# Online Chess
that's what it's all about
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:03, archived)
# cracker-eating races
over webcams. THAT is what it's all about
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:05, archived)
# Evening all . . .
(, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 23:53, archived)
# ouch
(, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 23:54, archived)
# those bastards
once they get their statue they think they're above the law
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:00, archived)
# Evening all. I've just found a funny shaped crisp.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 23:53, archived)
# cock!
(, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 23:53, archived)
# and balls!
(, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 23:54, archived)
# the right ball
has a green growth!
(, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 23:54, archived)
# Is it not supposed to?
/doctors
(, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 23:56, archived)
# hahahah
(, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 23:58, archived)
# and on that sour note
it's goodnight from me, and it's goodnight from him.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:00, archived)
# Goodnight.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:02, archived)
# Suck it . .
Suck it hard !!

(erm . . )
(, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 23:54, archived)
# haha!
what flavour?
(, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 23:55, archived)
# Ummmm...
Mature Cheddar and Chive, worryingly.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 23:56, archived)
# heheheh
and blech.

cheeeesy!
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:01, archived)
# the yellow-orange colouring would suggest the flavour to be
"processed"
(, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 23:56, archived)
# According to the packet
they contain all natural ingredients.

In fact they actually list dried mature cheddar under the list of ingredients.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 23:59, archived)
# is it salty?

(, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 23:55, archived)
# Is it cheesy?
(, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 23:55, archived)
# is it crunchy?




mmmmm...crunchy cockcheese...
(, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 23:56, archived)
# Is it flakey?
(, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 23:57, archived)
# it's the taste of
the new generation
(, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 23:59, archived)
# Very.
(, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 23:57, archived)
# look what I found


And there's more where that came from too
(, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 23:55, archived)
# not as good as Charmed
(, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 23:57, archived)
# so there is!
(, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 23:58, archived)
# sorry
I thought that was Sweep, either way, it is tres woo!
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:03, archived)
# There's a rich seam at this site
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:10, archived)
# Thats funny cos..
.. mu cock looks like a nik-nak..



.. hmm maybe I say too much
(, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 23:58, archived)
# Mine smells like a Nik-Nak...
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:00, archived)
# Curry flavour?
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:03, archived)
# Scampi...
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:05, archived)
# oh you piss
on my mind!
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:07, archived)
# Great minds...



...and all that jazz...
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:08, archived)
# nice 'n' spicy?

or
scampi
?
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:05, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:01, archived)

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