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inspired earlier

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frogdoctor learning the hard way since 1972., Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:00, archived)

I hate that bloody cow

and I thank you for doing something positive about that.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:02, archived)

haha

excellent!

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kingofpork is the king of pork, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:02, archived)

Snort!

Excellent work

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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:03, archived)

Hah!

Stupid cow.

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Comma, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:07, archived)

it's

mickey mouse meat!

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:15, archived)

haha,

yay!

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jola, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:21, archived)

Heh

you'd have to be mad not to enjoy that.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:30, archived)

Wanted, dead not alive:

www.zen33652.zen.co.uk/collect.htm

Fucking Kielty!

(stanley_tuesday, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:58, archived)

Very nice

but it appears to have a nob on it. Not your 'hey, look, I've got a tablet, let me draw a cock with it' type nob, but an actual photographic nob.

Perhaps you'd like to linky for the sake of the poor souls who are in work.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:00, archived)

To make up for his error

Have my tablet drawn spunty cock

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magnum, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:02, archived)

Yey

For comedy penis's

(00100100, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:07, archived)

Penii, please.

Errm, that could be misconstrued, couldn't it?

(jacko_here just here has some ducks, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:08, archived)

yes

or what that rhetorical?

lovely penis up there, btw

(feministpig, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:17, archived)

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:00, archived)

Argh!

Real cock! Gedditawayfrommeyoufilthyfilthyperson

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The Neville What what what, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:02, archived)

Hmmm, I doubt that is safe for work.

(00100100, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:05, archived)

Yup, agree with you there

But it's NSFW and the custom here is to link to it. We;ll still click on it unless it has goatse or tubgirl in the URL.

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underneath the weeping willow, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:09, archived)

I see it everywhere...

*whimper*

Damn you B3ta, damn you...

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useful_idiot, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:52, archived)

he looks like he's having fun though

best luck to him

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:54, archived)

wooderful

fingers

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Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:54, archived)

two sad facts about b3ta

1. you'll never leave
2. goatse references will haunt you forever

(gamera, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:55, archived)

wouldnt it be great

if the memory of goatse could be eternally erased from the mind of all B3tans, men in black style

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The Incredible... accident free since, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:57, archived)

goatse i can handle

lemonparty.org i can't

edit: don't look

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Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:57, archived)

Oh bloody hell

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:59, archived)

quite

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Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:00, archived)

my eyes!

how the fuck did that not get websensed?

(feministpig, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:23, archived)

I probably don't want to know

But I'm guessing it's not good wholesome fun along the lines of lemonadegame.com?

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useful_idiot, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:00, archived)

old

gay guys kinda in a situation

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Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:01, archived)

Hmmmm

Think I'll refrain from having a peek then

*shudder*

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useful_idiot, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:01, archived)

good

i ~~would~~ wouldn't want to be responsible for more damage

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Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:05, archived)

I remeber that site, Its nearly as bad as tubgirl :(

(00100100, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:06, archived)

thats worse than

tubgirl by a mile

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Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:07, archived)

Did someone say

tubgirl?

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:11, archived)

...

I dont know whats worse, The fact that I kicked the link or that I was disappointed when it wasnt it :-/

(00100100, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:13, archived)

gah

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Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:14, archived)

might as well

put bakla here whilst we're at it

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djol, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:16, archived)

See my reply

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:01, archived)

EEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwww

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

(oiseau, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:00, archived)

ARGH

you warned me but did i listen...

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:00, archived)

No no no

Should have taken heed that it wasn't good for the eyes

(Jameh, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:01, archived)

You bastard

I haven't looked yet but you just know I'm going to have to at some point

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wayward., Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:03, archived)

That was my thinking

I figured the anticipation would just make it worse, so I looked straight away.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:04, archived)

get it over with

send it to collegues at work

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Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:05, archived)

I looked

It's really not that bad to be honest

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wayward., Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:15, archived)

i agree

i was prepared for nightmare worthy stuff. thats nowhere near as horrifying as goatse or tubgirl

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The Incredible... accident free since, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:19, archived)

i know i dont want to click that

but the fact that ypu tell me not to click it makes me curious, i dont know if i can resist

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The Incredible... accident free since, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:04, archived)

aaarghhh

*dies*

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NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:06, archived)

i'm intrigued

i want to know what it is, but i dont want to see it. someone describe, in a non too graphic way

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The Incredible... accident free since, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:08, archived)

look at one of my

replies futher up

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Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:09, archived)

Three elderly gentlefolk

engaged in mutual pleasure.

(oiseau, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:10, archived)

ugh

that is really quite grim

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djol, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:21, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGHHHH!!

u utter shite!

managed to close my eyes quick enuff to avoid too much retinal scarring, but still that was just horrific

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The Incredible... accident free since, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:26, archived)

urgh

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Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:27, archived)

you

really are quite sick

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NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:33, archived)

believe it or not

those are SomethingAwful 's anti-leeching pics.

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djol, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:38, archived)

no cos then

someone'd find the site again and te bandwagonning process would begin again

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:57, archived)

but then we wouldn't know how to avoid it!

We'd have to go through the torture of first-time-goatsing!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:58, archived)

mindpiss

etc...

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:58, archived)

But then

there would be the possibility of seeing it for the first time again. Don't know about you but I don't fancy that.

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wayward., Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:58, archived)

thread jack

watching jaws on sky one, just noticed a spong on a poster. its an ad saying welcome to amity island (where the film is set) and theres a picture of a girl on a lilo and someone has painted on a shark fin behind here and drawn a speach bubble saying help shark! and she has big sponged out eyes

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The Incredible... accident free since, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:01, archived)

any hint of a bridge,

helicopter or diver?

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:05, archived)

sadly no

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The Incredible... accident free since, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:06, archived)

Totally fabricated Britney

NSFW piccy

Mod edit: Sorry, that looks a bit like pr0n, so it's NSFW.

(Sigma5, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:52, archived)

you so would

(generalname, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:53, archived)

NSFW

...

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:53, archived)

NSFW?

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Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:53, archived)

High forehead,

big shoes.

Bovine theory confirmed.

(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:54, archived)

Hrrrm,

actually, was that bovine's theory?

(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:01, archived)

Aaargh!

Visible camel's toe!

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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:54, archived)

she appears to have had a stroke.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:56, archived)

There's no way she can walk out of work

with that credit-card reader stuck down her pants.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:57, archived)

Somewhere to park me bike I suppose

Why is it that all blow up dolls yawn?

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magnum, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:01, archived)

your current obsession with BS is most pleasing

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:06, archived)

hehehehe

it'll pass

(Sigma5, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:15, archived)

do you have them all in one place?

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:45, archived)

no eyebrows

very alien like

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cntrlv, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:37, archived)

Its time for bed

So there is a bed time bunny for you guys

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Mr Moo, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:47, archived)

aaaaagh

i know someone else who won't be able to sleep tonight!!

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Sattamassagana, the LEGO-man needs to change his username's relevancy, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:49, archived)

PURE AND UTTER GENIUS

get this guy a nobel prize!

(george the gothic ducky, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:50, archived)

Thats a happy bunny...

reminds me of may days on the farm blasting the little scamps to hell... bless....BTY...

(Tesla, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:53, archived)

Hastily knocked up compo dross

Don't laugh, some people actually look like that

(MrSnuggly, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:43, archived)

yeah some people do

*wipes a tear*

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:44, archived)

yeah!

(george the gothic ducky, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:47, archived)

Feargal Sharkey??

4 of the fuckers. Nurse!

(Angelina Jolie's strawberry gusset, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:05, archived)

I know of one other Mr Snuggly,

but I doubt you are he.

(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:44, archived)

Yeah

It's probably me. You look like Michael.

(MrSnuggly, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:50, archived)

Hah.

How amusing.

(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:53, archived)

Rich: Of course, they all have small faces by the time I've finished with them Stu.

Stu: Oh fuc[test card]f, Rich.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:50, archived)

This

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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:43, archived)

That, sir

is legendary.

(MrSnuggly, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:44, archived)

I like it.

you have the same birthday as my mum.

Although she's older.

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:44, archived)

arf!

although somehting tells me that little girl is now a mass murderer.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:45, archived)

minnnnddddddppiissss

but oddly amusing....woo yay

(Tesla, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:45, archived)

that

is top...lovely. woo you

(feministpig, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:09, archived)

Woo

Class

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underneath the weeping willow, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:12, archived)

And for my 500th post...

Kids will do anything for the taste of...

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:41, archived)

that's great that is

krapt - hohohoh

W/Y/H

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:42, archived)

hahaha!

brilliumpt

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:43, archived)

*applause*

All round.

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Tart Monkey, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:44, archived)

very nice

very nice indeed

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:58, archived)

Now, I KNOW I promised never to 'shop myself again

But if you look at the source you'll understand that I simply couldn't resist...

Only I couldn't be bothered to do the ears.

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useful_idiot, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:38, archived)

that's that devil cat.

everybody thought it was eeevil.

woo!

(yakmonkey, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:38, archived)

ur just obsessed

but why not

please don't bite me

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:39, archived)

so who did you use

for the source of the girl?

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Sattamassagana, the LEGO-man needs to change his username's relevancy, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:50, archived)

i don't usually either

(b3rl1n, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:53, archived)

Woo

How peculiar

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useful_idiot, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:56, archived)

i dont mean to cause offence but that's the scariest thing i've seen all day

:P hehe, woo to self shoppage, i think i'll try it sumtime

(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:58, archived)

I KNEW IT!!

edit, it's my 200th day on b3ta. woo

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tolin its me, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:37, archived)

Marvellous.

I like feeling pixelly™.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:40, archived)

Superb.

Pixel-tastic.

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Comma, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:41, archived)

I like these

What are you using to make them?

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wayward., Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:43, archived)

my hands and animation shop

I use no special program to pixel

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tolin its me, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:45, archived)

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djol, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:55, archived)

blimey,

not see that for a while.
It doth still rock.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:00, archived)

it needs to get out and about

every once in a while :)

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djol, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 22:02, archived)

"Darling, I forgot my...WHAT THE?"

Evenin' all...

(Strontium Dog, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:30, archived)

I get that all the time

(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:33, archived)

rofl

comedy genius

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Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:34, archived)

Why...

...thank you sir!

(Strontium Dog, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:41, archived)

Great

Top stuff. A big woo Yay for you sir.

(Ernie_Wise, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:45, archived)

simply brilliant

I love those orangey fellas

(Nathalie Imbruglia's Cellist's Cello, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:51, archived)

Count Bakula

(b3rl1n, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:29, archived)

Ahhh, but is it Bak-you-laah

or Bah-coola?

Rupert Murdoch won't let me decide, the synchopatastic drumular thumpaspaz that he is.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:37, archived)

It is my greatest work yet. I call it "the birth of Agammemnonicus Rex"

(themanwhofellasleep, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:19, archived)

oooh

that's pretty
*tiles on desktop*

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Sattamassagana, the LEGO-man needs to change his username's relevancy, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:21, archived)

That's beautiful

may I weep openly?

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The Neville What what what, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:21, archived)

only in a small space

in the middle of a crowded street on your knees with a crushed rose lying on the floor in front of you.

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Sattamassagana, the LEGO-man needs to change his username's relevancy, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:23, archived)

I would

(dominocat opinions only valid until, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:24, archived)

sheer madness but lovely

TJ for ya: a while ago someone anounced the existance of a .co.ck domain, (the cook islands). Just been googling for co.ck sites and come across,
sunrise.co.ck- Morning wood?
and
budget.co.ck- for the cheapos amongst us.
my Faves so far.

(generalname, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:28, archived)

Quick someone snap up

off.co.ck!

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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:29, archived)

what about

paintmash.co.ck?

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The Neville What what what, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:30, archived)

or youra.co.ck

or suckmy.co.ck

or ivegotamassive.co.ck

endless amusement.

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:38, archived)

my thoughts

too

(generalname, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:43, archived)

What about

bemy,
strokethe,
lovesthe,
thispersonisabitofa,
clickifyou'rea,
justfuckingchokeonmy,
I'maballerinapleasehelpmegetsome,
etc.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:47, archived)

Sorry....

Just popped into my head and I had to remove it quickly before I started to remember the sound of his voice...

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swimmy, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:19, archived)

His squeaky annoying

"look at what I'm goddamn wearing" voice, you mean?

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The Neville What what what, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:20, archived)

Aaagh!

begone voice of hell!!!

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swimmy, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:21, archived)

I didn't know Jesus' voice was squeaky?

Oh yeah, you mean Mallet.

(Dr Funkenstein is moving to Taiwan in one month!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:22, archived)

errm... pearoast

(Tesla, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:35, archived)

repost

(STINK BOMB, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:17, archived)

Crappy little chap

(Dunno, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:16, archived)

Top stuff!

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Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:19, archived)

woo

wouldnt it b great if all signposts were animated

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The Incredible... accident free since, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:53, archived)

I'm

working on it...

(Dunno, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:57, archived)

Siamese tongues

(Sigma5, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:15, archived)

Would.

(FoetalYouth, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:17, archived)

are thay 2 women?

(STINK BOMB, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:18, archived)

That or very feminine blokes

as long as one's a woman.....

(FoetalYouth, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:19, archived)

I think

the lipstick gives it away

(Sigma5, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:44, archived)

That was scene three of episode one of Chimney Sweep's Flying Cactus. Visit my profile for the previous two scenes so far and any other information you may need to gander at.

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:13, archived)

These would be good,

but I don't like comedy.
Anything funny makes me puke yellow. Make it less funny and I'll be able to watch it without getting jaundice.

And bumgay(TM).

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:17, archived)

So you think it's funny?

cheers.

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:18, archived)

tis

excellent

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anythingbutthisactually, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:21, archived)

Board is quiet tonight.

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:21, archived)

Pubs are open

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bit obscure but...

(cybersquatter_, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:13, archived)

Bit obscure?

Who here has the FF album? Is it any good?

Sorry, that was a bit rude: wooooooooooo. and yay. and houp.

la

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:14, archived)

I've got the album

and I went to see them last week in Manchestoh.
Yes, the album is good
and woo, so is the Pic

EDIT: actually I went to see the Von Bondies but FF were first on the bill.

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robh, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:16, archived)

I went to...

Well, to see FFAF, no abuse please, my indie friend came along for The Rapture. Good show.

(Dumb dumb, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 21:27, archived)

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