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watch with whistler's mother...

a painting from 1871 and tv show from 1952-ish... i may not be catering to the b3ta age range here... or have my dates right...

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:18, archived)

yay,

i used to have a lovely video of some lovely old episodes with bill and ben, and andy pandy. it was great

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:20, archived)

Cracking!

Reminds me of 'Bean'. That was shamefully unoriginal compared to the series :(
Time to crack out the old wooyay...

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Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:20, archived)

clever and lovely

woo

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lemonhead, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:28, archived)

Martha's guide to easy living

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The Angiechrist is starting with the death touch & goin from there, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:15, archived)

evening

all

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:18, archived)

evening

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:19, archived)

Hello

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oodle doodle, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:20, archived)

Where're the Kofi-Annan-Being-Spyed-On-By-Tony pictures?
I've a modern studies project on the UN to do, so I thought they'd brighten it up a little...(if it's okay with the creators, of course...)

(Duke Flipside Bidet to you, sir, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:24, archived)

edited this post to save offence.

I don't know.

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oodle doodle, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:25, archived)

please stop saying that

it's not funny, it's boring

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lemony, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:26, archived)

Quick

pull the trigger!! She's after the kittens!

on second thoughts let her in, the kittens deserve it

(Dr Pob this just makes you look further to find the time, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:10, archived)

it looks like your poking a skiing pole at her

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Laughing Boy, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:13, archived)

I decided to try an make a custom smiley thing for MSN

(woo to the pic)

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:13, archived)

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Laughing Boy, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:14, archived)

ooh

how do you import them?

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anythingbutthisactually, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:15, archived)

MSN 6 i think, on the emoticon popup menu thing

there's a bit at the bottom which says "my custom emoticons"

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:17, archived)

Good news everyone!

I'm a horse's butt.

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Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:17, archived)

heh

futurama does rock

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:17, archived)

It verily does

Mr Elephant!

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Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:19, archived)

yes

indeedy

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anythingbutthisactually, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:20, archived)

Most

Definitely

(Duke Flipside Bidet to you, sir, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:28, archived)

(DragonSkiz, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:21, archived)

ah, smilies

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anythingbutthisactually, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:24, archived)

Just don't let Mr. Feldman in.

(Xybex, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:26, archived)

followed the optimisation tutorial

seems to work..

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beaubodor blogless, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:10, archived)

optimal size

indeed.

(mixtapes, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:10, archived)

norks-dr. octopus

norks-dr. octopus
norks-dr. octopus
norks-dr. octopus
norks-dr. octopus
norks-dr. octopus

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:11, archived)

Are they

yours?

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oodle doodle, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:12, archived)

i wish they were

I'd just stay in bed all day and.... etc. etc.

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beaubodor blogless, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:13, archived)

Haha

The next cute girl I see I'm gonna ask if she wants to 'etc etc'.

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oodle doodle, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:16, archived)

She'll

just reply "No, I want to dot dot dot"

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Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:20, archived)

get that alot :(

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oodle doodle, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:22, archived)

norks

shame about the tiger skin =(

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?, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:12, archived)

Leopard. ^

/pedant

(Text_Fish -- Humourcide., Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:19, archived)

is it some

kind of stop button reaction test?

(gonzorv, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:12, archived)

The Red Ant vs. Black Ant Game Was Always The Big Rivalry

(b3rl1n, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:04, archived)

yay

i like that a lot

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rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:09, archived)

like it

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:12, archived)

that's woo,

that is

(norumbegan, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:18, archived)

hehe...

nice :)

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:20, archived)

2nd post

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ed.ge is drunk again in the rhododendrons, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:03, archived)

fantastic :)

new users these days... too bloody good

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lemony, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:05, archived)

seconded

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:10, archived)

piff

my posts were mostly complete arse when I first joined

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anythingbutthisactually, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:16, archived)

Most excellent indeed.

(Text_Fish -- Humourcide., Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:20, archived)

You know the times

When your mum and dad go out and lock the door, then your sister comes home from a night a'whoring and she can't get in and so shouts through the letter box?

And you know the times you suprise her with a flash in the eyes at 1 in the morning?

Ha ha, the twat

(it's a bit big, sorry. Can't be arsed e.t.c...

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:03, archived)

heh heh heh

eeeeeevil

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:03, archived)

braaaaaaaaains!

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rogan, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:04, archived)

haaaa

she's going to kill you

(norumbegan, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:09, archived)

She looks

cute! She single?

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oodle doodle, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:09, archived)

She had a definate

look of evil in her eyes.

(Marwood, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:09, archived)

Looks like an

internally viewed rectangular goatse.
Your sister has nice eyes.

I really need to get out more.

(Xybex, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:12, archived)

rectangular

goatse?

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GTA, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:17, archived)

i would

(DragonSkiz, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:17, archived)

seconded

how old is she?

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:19, archived)

Thirded

(Duke Flipside Bidet to you, sir, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:26, archived)

Peado

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:32, archived)

A new series of

through the ~~keyhole~~ letterbox?

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oodle doodle, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:19, archived)

Sauron had gotten a little too smug recently...

CFB

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:02, archived)

Haha.

Woo!

(Text_Fish -- Humourcide., Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:22, archived)

"sir we think this shows much wooness!"

"Why you telling me i do the newsletter!"

(cheebatv, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:00, archived)

Shit!

Is that real?
Woos for the Donkey!

(McChaff, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:01, archived)

but the donkey has no say in the frontpage!

he does the newsletter.

is he just consulting with the baldy?

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:02, archived)

that's no mere baldy...

it's haggis man! Defender of Scotland (and the Isle of White)!

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:02, archived)

isle of wight.

my aunty lives there

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:04, archived)

who knows

its magic!
next you'll tell me the tooth fairy doesn't exist

edit/ i amended it nooo

(cheebatv, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:03, archived)

I fixed

the link to my Woo! animation. any ideas on how to shrink it?
www.ukdragon.com/b3ta/spiderwoo2.3.gif

(Zoinkid, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:57, archived)

turn off dithering

reduce the number of colours, crop it and lose a load of the frames...

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rogan, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:59, archived)

i find losing every 2nd frame works

wonders

(cheebatv, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:00, archived)

yes

but i've written it all out before, i see no reason to again

www.lemony.co.uk/tutorials

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lemony, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:01, archived)

thankyou all

sorting it now

(Zoinkid, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:07, archived)

Their new mascot was much cooler than Eddie...

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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:55, archived)

dude

your username is awesome.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:57, archived)

and i was liek duuude

and he was liek no waaay duuuuude
and i was liek yeaaaaaaaaaaaaah duuuuuuuuuuuuuuude

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:58, archived)

evening (like)

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:59, archived)

can i say evening too?

evening

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lemony, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:00, archived)

evening sir....

i'm off though waffles from norwegian!

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:01, archived)

Oo.

Tell her "Jeg habe en stor kuk"

She will be impressed.

(Ocarina and the horse comes., Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:03, archived)

wither that sentance made no sense

or playing final fantasty 3 all evening has rotted my brain

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lemony, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:03, archived)

Ive

Been enjoying FFx-2 and Yunas shorts.
Highly recommended.

(Ocarina and the horse comes., Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:05, archived)

yeaaah.

just spent 30 minutes messing up baaa's site :)

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:00, archived)

i don't say like

but i do think that awesome is an awesome word. good: that's a pretty good word. great is better than good, but it's not as awesome as awesome. as words go, awesome is pretty awesome. so is sweet.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:01, archived)

Can I add

Radical?

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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:02, archived)

shorten it to rad and your on.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:09, archived)

emm...

how random

(Ghost_rider_on_a_unicycle, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:58, archived)

Well

why not.

(Rogue Sausage, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:05, archived)

who is supporting them on tour?

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legohead, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:08, archived)

totally unshopped*

(* high in unsaturated falsehood)

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:44, archived)

brilliant

for all round *inqusitive* gentlemen

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:46, archived)

Hmmm

is the hight adjustable?

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B33R Drink me, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:47, archived)

Arf

Rudeness in the extreme

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useful_idiot, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:01, archived)

they'd finished casting for Snowy

in the remake of Tintin..

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beaubodor blogless, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:43, archived)

he he

made me chortle, that did

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:07, archived)

smack children over with the doors

vrooooooooooooooom

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?, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:43, archived)

stop being so damned good you!

woo yay

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:43, archived)

Ooh

Hello stranger.

(Ocarina and the horse comes., Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:50, archived)

hello

i'm gonna have to start your picture later on tonight, i've just got back from uni lectures and a norwegian with boobs has invited me for waffles, seriously how can i refuse?

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:51, archived)

Pssh!

Those Norwegian girls are over-rated. (I spent last year out in Norway, theyre all twunts.)

(Ocarina and the horse comes., Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:53, archived)

i like the one i know

she's urm mad, but great, i promise it'll be done tonight though. ACK!!!

The annoying one hath returned

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:54, archived)

Eek!

Thats good, then ^^

Errr... have fun :)

(Ocarina and the horse comes., Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:55, archived)

all i read was

im going to start your picture later, on boobs from uni lectures.

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?, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:55, archived)

Yipes..

Dont say the "b" word, or there will be those scary nsfw pictures of girls bouncing up and down. I bet they get such sore nipples.

(Ocarina and the horse comes., Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:57, archived)

that soundfs marvellous

actually oddly enough, today i played a game during my science mechanics and properties lecture, to writer down all the words synonymous with boobs

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:58, archived)

Did you

Get very many?

(Ocarina and the horse comes., Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:59, archived)

tons, it was really stupid

about half way into it, everyone started helping me

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:59, archived)

have you got a site with these on?

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95778132, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:45, archived)

yes but took it down

some of my stuff gets put in redline if u read it

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?, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:45, archived)

Damn your're talented!

woo and yay for mod'ed cars!

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Laughing Boy, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:45, archived)

funky

what a nice car that be.

(Ghost_rider_on_a_unicycle, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:46, archived)

you've ruined the front.

I prefer the 'open womanhood' grill.

Well if it hit you, you'd be fucked.

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cupboardy, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:47, archived)

start giving some crap cars

that treatment - like an old skoda or something. woo!

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GTA, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:48, archived)

old golf mk2?

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?, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:49, archived)

robin

reliant?

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GTA, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:50, archived)

gunna do a nisan micra mk1

the one that looks like a metro

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?, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:51, archived)

do a Yugo

they're great!!

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:52, archived)

yugo:

the only cars that suffer because of lubricant

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:53, archived)

cool

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GTA, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:52, archived)

that is an unhappy car

if ever i saw one

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:50, archived)

seconded

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:49, archived)

no reason

(The city of Metris The city never sleeps, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:42, archived)

poor invisi-bob

w/y/h

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:43, archived)

I own a dancing fool....

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:33, archived)

Noooo, the Ring /o\

;)

(Midas, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:35, archived)

every time i see this

for some reason i see the panda out of sooty and sweep i forget her name but she's a bitch

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:36, archived)

Sue

she was a fecking lesbo.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:37, archived)

chee'yas!

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:39, archived)

Soo

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Mystery_Bob, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:38, archived)

or that

makes sense when you think about it.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:39, archived)

thank you

you've made my brain work again

Oooh waffles with a norwegian at 8

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:39, archived)

Mister Bob

Just checked out your link from the board last night re: tartan

www.maclean.org has a pic of the hunting maclean - 1st documented tartan, as oppose to oldest. Draw?

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Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:44, archived)

He he he

fine.

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Mystery_Bob, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:46, archived)

soo

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:39, archived)

ta muchly

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:40, archived)

jake

(1, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:41, archived)

having not seen the film

do people scream so much their faces are crippled?

(joshwa ultra lurker, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:36, archived)

Hard to believe it was directed by

the guy who did Mouse Hunt.

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friendlyfire, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:44, archived)

nooooo

stop it, epilpesy coming

(screamingchicken, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:37, archived)

i'm actually rather enjoying it

anyone off to coventry to see squarepusher on saturday?

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:39, archived)

Oh good crap

I saw the ring with my friends, who were scared shitless of it. I think it would be most plesant for them to recieve this imagery.

Im not dead yet either, by the way.

just to tell you.

(Ghost_rider_on_a_unicycle, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:41, archived)

Pea Roast

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AgeOwns Has just started Geocaching, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:09, archived)

samara

sadako
samara
sadako
samara
sadako
samara
sadako

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:35, archived)

hooray

for poking things with sticks!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:45, archived)

Ring

The ring is, like, totally Uber-funky. theye should be more posts to the ring, for it is a humerous topic.

(Paralyzer, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:49, archived)

(Dr Frank, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:31, archived)

Jumpin'

Jehosevahs!

(If you tolerate piss then excreta will be next, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:33, archived)

Tsk

drama

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:38, archived)

GASP!

dont hurt the little fella

(DragonSkiz, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 20:02, archived)

its what we all want!

... the pimperclip!

or the paperpimp... you choose

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stereo_world has decided not to eat your photograph., Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:28, archived)

one word

BLING

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:28, archived)

Here's three words

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:33, archived)

"write a formal letter about the current state of affairs"

the juxtaposition is genius. woo!

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:29, archived)

One of the best

paperclip edits I've seen.

woo x2

edit: in fact, have my mario kart woo

(Gimbo, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:30, archived)

toad owns!!!

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?, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:44, archived)

Woo

to the woo!
And especially Mario Kart!

(Duke Flipside Bidet to you, sir, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:45, archived)

yay

like it. where can i get a hat like his?

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rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:31, archived)

want his hat

(Eywood, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:31, archived)

go to

www.pimpsuits.net

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stereo_world has decided not to eat your photograph., Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:32, archived)

bitchin'!

that is supafly.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:33, archived)

jimmy superfly?

or just regular supafly?

(joshwa ultra lurker, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:38, archived)

xxl

supafly

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:39, archived)

jimmy superfly:

www.cooldudesandhotbabes.com/snuka.html

(joshwa ultra lurker, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:41, archived)

leg end

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Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:44, archived)

I can't stop laughing

and people at work are starting to *look* at me

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friendlyfire, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:39, archived)

I love that

so much!

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:43, archived)

WooYay

Very funny ;)

(davidpike, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 13:14, archived)

Lockerbee

(If you tolerate piss then excreta will be next, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:24, archived)

bzzzzzzzzz

me likey.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:25, archived)

ahh

it's an unexploded giant fly bomb! run like fuck!

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rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:27, archived)

woo

like the name too. The manics are cunts

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mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:28, archived)

Well..

they used to be good, but got old and shite

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 8 Mar 2004, 19:50, archived)

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