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# Bye all.
Gotta go. /-{}-\
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:48, archived)
# you only just got here
?
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:49, archived)
# Lurking
and delurking.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:50, archived)
# Right.
You've looked a the board for a least 6 days. You know what this board is about.

WHY POST TO SAY GOODBYE WHEN YOU'VE NEVER INTRODUCED YOURSELF IN THE FIRST PLACE?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:55, archived)
# you don't have a post anywhere on the board
so in what sense were you ever here?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:50, archived)
# .
(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:50, archived)
# WOO
Simple yet effective
(Woo Elephant Yeah, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:51, archived)
# Mr. T
Knows just how to bring it!
(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:52, archived)
# indeed he does
www.ukdragon.com/b3ta/cofoo2.gif



/edit linked it
(garfi3ld, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:55, archived)
# YAY
that just made my day!
(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:56, archived)
# there's a page out there on the web that has
the a-team intro movie so you can make stuff like....

www.ukdragon.com/b3ta/die3.gif
(garfi3ld, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:58, archived)
# Do you have the url?
I'd love it ;)
(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 17:02, archived)
# I'll miss you
but not as a much as I miss your previous lurker status.

(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:50, archived)
# your saying goodbye
in your first post?

that's poetry that is
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:51, archived)
# But then
stays around to post a second despite saying their off.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:53, archived)
# How true
(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:55, archived)
# Genius
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:57, archived)
# the genius behind it
so clever it's full circled and rear ended itself.

why do people keep thinking the same as me and get the post in just b4 i post?
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:58, archived)
# Stars in their Ice Audition

(possibly slightly over-optimised)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:45, archived)
# Woo woo!
Tres bien
(I helped save b3ta! Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:46, archived)
# I expected
furtive actually!

Woo!
(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:48, archived)
# i think you're loco

motion
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:49, archived)
# Gay pets are cool
Wana drink Big Boy?






(I helped save b3ta! theWooinator, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:45, archived)
# Ey up, ducks.
Nottingham Council has commissioned new designs for Market Square in the middle of the city. They're all rubbish. Arts forum You Are Here is having a b3ta-esque mini challenge for alternative designs. So far:



Please feel free to join in by clicking here. And no, you're not my blah blah bitches...
(Lapin, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:45, archived)
# *cough*should be links*cough*
quite like the idea of civic killer whales though ...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:48, archived)
# Aw, they don't kill the board though, do they?
All our own work, too... At least it's not three redex!
(Lapin, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:58, archived)
# Better than the Idea for Bradford....
Which is "flood the entire town centre and be done with it..."
(Mr Joe Bangles, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 17:04, archived)
# I live in Nottingham

(Ellis, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:50, archived)
# I live in
Derby, fancy a fight?
(I helped save b3ta! DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:53, archived)
# Yeah, let's fight

(Ellis, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:54, archived)
# smack,
pow, kablooie.

I give up I just simply cannot be arsed.
(I helped save b3ta! DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:56, archived)
# You win

(Ellis, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:58, archived)
# I'm from Leicester
Who's first?

*puts up fisticuffs*
(Dr Jonah's website is rubbish, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:57, archived)
# wow, im from leicester too
biff!
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:59, archived)
# Erm, him first...
We just got our trams! Hurrah for Notts!
(Lapin, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 17:03, archived)
# I'm from Mansfield
so I'll take you all on.

Woo to the pics - especially like the Back to the Future one. If I get time/inspiration tonight I'll try and come up with something.
(pizzadeliveryninja, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 17:16, archived)
# lucky ice monkey

he catches the elastic snow snake and now has all the parts needed for an impromptu catapult.

pity poor kittu the eskimog, who still relies upon manual launching of snowballs.
() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:44, archived)
# Hahaha!
'elastic snow snake' I love that :D
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:47, archived)
# nice
monkeyage :)
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:51, archived)
# hahaha
wonderful!! me likee
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:52, archived)
# Bin Laden Liquors
Duke Nukem style shootout with Bin Laden in a liquor store!

http://www.technetguru.com/games/game.php?id=31
(nklineg, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:42, archived)
# what did he do to you?

(Ellis, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:43, archived)
# i have a theory, a controversial one i'll admit,
i reckon somewhere in the world, i stress that i've yet to hear it, there is a funny bin laden joke. Sadly i have my doubts as to this being it

(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:44, archived)
# Right, I got one
This big strong american goes up to Bin Laden and punches him in the face, to show how great America is.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:45, archived)
# Bwahahahahahahahahaha!




.... hang on ...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:46, archived)
# Yep
America's desperation to prove it has the biggest penis rises to the fore once again..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:58, archived)
# TJ : Sorry about the JJ but
does anyone know how to get or have a "Packard Bell IM5040" Disk?? i googled is but came up empty! i've never heared of it, but this bloke i know needs one.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:44, archived)
# When you say disc do you mean hard disk, or software disc??
(Woo Elephant Yeah, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:46, archived)
# I'd imagine
that Dixons/Curries/PC World could lend him one. They can be nice in there sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:46, archived)
# okay cheers :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:47, archived)
# an iMedia 5040 is a computer
i'm typing on one right now



edit: actually apparently this is a 5054

but 5040s are still computers
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:46, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:47, archived)
# would it be a boot disk he's after?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:48, archived)
# or a flavour of cheese perhaps?
(Woo Elephant Yeah, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:50, archived)
# oooh cheese and chive floppies
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:53, archived)
# windows XP so go to microsoft.com
and d/l the windows 98 boot disk

or load up kazaa and get the windows xp isos
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:51, archived)
# cheers
thanks for the help
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 17:00, archived)
# yeah thats it!
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:56, archived)
# Just to ask...
why is a Muslim fundamentalist known to hang out in caves in a liquor store.

Everything must start with logic.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:52, archived)
# Grandpa's enjoying his cooking lessons
(simod, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:41, archived)
# la la la
la la la
(simod, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:50, archived)
# It looks like Curly Watts in
scat porn. Not that I'd know.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:57, archived)
# is that
john lithgow?
(I helped save b3ta! muteboy, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:57, archived)
# no idea who he is
just looked like the baby cooking type
(simod, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 17:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Reforms in the Christian Church
Children thought to contain the soul of satan are at last brought to justice...




Enjoy!
(superficialfilter, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:40, archived)
# You're going to hell
You're going to hell, You're going to hell, You're going to hell, etc etc etc etc
(Woo Elephant Yeah, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:43, archived)
# Comp entry?
How does this make money?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:45, archived)
# Reforms in the Christian Church
It makes money for the Church and the government.
(superficialfilter, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:47, archived)
# The changing face
of Europe...

(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:39, archived)
# Grins
Wooo
(adeliefan, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:41, archived)
# That took faaaaaaaar
too long.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:41, archived)
# Woo!
I'm doing a Geography degree (with a bit of Computing on the side), and I just wish that it was as interesting as that map suggests it could be.
(I helped save b3ta! Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:41, archived)
# .
subtle! w/y/h!
(julio geordio, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:41, archived)
# woo!
It took me a while to spot that (I was busy expecting the Czech Republic to explode or something)
(ClockworkDespot, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:42, archived)
# Dammit!
I'm being conditioned to find the Quo in everything now.
(mynci boy, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:42, archived)
# Help
i cant see anything? :s

Edit: GAAAAAAAAH! the meme! the meme!
(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:45, archived)
# Look near Russia...
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:46, archived)
# poor jack (first post)
(teebo, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:38, archived)
# hooray!
welcome to the world of tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:40, archived)
# tomorrow?
oh. I'm early. I'll wait outside



/waits outside
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:42, archived)
# TJ: Smug Frog
I was just googling for a frog image when I found this guy.

How smug can you get?

100% unshopped

Edit: Forgive me! How Rude! Welcome.
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:41, archived)
# fecking smug
bastard, lets get him!
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:43, archived)
# What does he know that we don't?
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:45, archived)
# that hes actaully a toad
and hes fooled us all?
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:46, archived)
# No
He's a tree frog (apparently)
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:47, archived)
# i can just imagine him saying
Excellent like mr Burns
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:45, archived)
# That's rather good
You will never be allowed to leave.
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Man Utd Tribute Band
(matmos, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:36, archived)
# He is a right royal
ring piece.
(I helped save b3ta! Disco Dancer, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:46, archived)
# made a new friend last night
(hamchicken&peas, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:36, archived)
# A bit
ruff.....

/coat
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:37, archived)
# He's always after the bitches
/also gets coat
(Woo Elephant Yeah, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:38, archived)
# boing.....
(I helped save b3ta! DancesWithWeezils, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:35, archived)
# In the future we will all use space hoppers to get to work
Honest
(Woo Elephant Yeah, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:39, archived)
# needs a bit of squash and stretch
otherwise Woo!
(eyebrows, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:46, archived)
# Hmmmm..... 4.35pm Friday, time for a nice glass of
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:35, archived)
# ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHH
Runs,
Hides
Wets 'imself a bit....

Fears the fear.
(adeliefan, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:36, archived)
# Wee wee?
(Johnny Fantastic, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:36, archived)
# No the fear
See look in the glasses...
then shout argh the fear etc.

EDIT: WOO the pic!
nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:38, archived)
# There's no need to be so
clinical

:@ )
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:39, archived)
# Clinical?
ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR
IS THAT BETTER?
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:43, archived)
# Ahhhhhhh.
/gratified
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:44, archived)
# aahh!
very subtle, woo
(Spinkeh, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:37, archived)
# Very subtle, very good
and now I've gone and shit myself....

W/Y/H
(I helped save b3ta! Goatpod, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:37, archived)
# Gaaaagh!
(THE FEAR!)*1000000

+ Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:38, archived)
# Oh my god
that IS subtle.

very much extremely woosome!

(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:38, archived)
# As subtle as...
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:41, archived)
# Bejaysus fuck*ng Christ
on a pogo-stick!

W/Y/H!
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:43, archived)
# I'M IMPRESSED
ARGH THE FEAR.
/runs

WOO
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:47, archived)
# cool!
My eyes really hurt after doing these.... I hope you're happy....
(biajw, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:47, archived)
# That rules!
Gradient map into a stereogram maker?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:47, archived)
# Yep.
Made the map by hand. Took nerves of steel I can tell you.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:51, archived)
# Thats....
Proper woo that is.

Make it yourself?
(Spence - The artist formerly known as Hintz, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:49, archived)
# Yup, made it myself
(with the help of a steriogram maker anyway. I'm not tallented enough to pain that by hand.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:50, archived)
# Woo
that is class!
(I helped save b3ta! studlywonder, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:41, archived)
# .
(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:34, archived)
# It was actually
wers
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:36, archived)
# Fixed
;)
(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:37, archived)
# hoorah
for hate and speed
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:38, archived)
# oops
that should have read haste and speed
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:39, archived)
# Thats why
they invented the Edit button
(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:39, archived)
# hi
wers da rude stuf?? lol

www.b3ta.com/board/2844478
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:38, archived)
# FUCKSOCKS
(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:39, archived)
# hahaha!
Yay for Ron Jeremy!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:37, archived)
# ?
....why what has he done for you?
(garfi3ld, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:38, archived)
# Honestly
i dont wanna know.
(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:39, archived)
# He's just
an amusing person, I particularly liked his role in Orgasmo as Jizzmaster 2000..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:40, archived)
# Apologies to sbeck
but I couldn't resist.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:31, archived)
# Cool!
Apologies accepted!

Yay!
(sbeck, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:32, archived)
# rararararararararar... rar....
(I helped save b3ta! Goatpod, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:29, archived)
# Hehe
That's ace
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:30, archived)
# zipzipzipzipzipzip...zip....
or not ?
(rotating bread, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:30, archived)
# hehe
aceaceaceaceaceaceace...ace...
(I helped save b3ta! Goatpod, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:33, archived)
# haha
nice
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:31, archived)
# That...
*actually* made my skin crawl.

But I'm strangely drawn to it..
(I helped save b3ta! Dekazer, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:32, archived)
# RAAAARARARARARRRRR!
Don't worry,son! mummy's coming.....


(woo! btw)
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Been done no doubt
(adeliefan, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:27, archived)
# I bid
one pea.
(I helped save b3ta! Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:28, archived)
# I bid
one pea, and a lentil
(MrGumby, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:29, archived)
# one pea, half a crumb and a drop of lemonade




/mr small (mistermen)
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:31, archived)
# I raise you
A raisin
(adeliefan, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:31, archived)
# How about
some self raising flour?
(I helped save b3ta! Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:31, archived)
# is yours raisin'?
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:33, archived)
# Bush
The Anti-Viagra.....
(adeliefan, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:36, archived)
# sadly quite true
fuckbushfuckbushfuckbush
(I helped save b3ta! BamaSS, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:29, archived)
# Have you seen
Whitehouse.org? Its friggin hilarious.

Bush is a fothermucker indeed
(adeliefan, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:33, archived)
# Dont worry
with a bit of luck he'll be gone in 9 months time, don't mean to tempt fate but there is hope!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:38, archived)
# I'll give you $250 million
Plus share options, immunity from prosecution and a say in policy.

And a pea.

(mr chimp, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:31, archived)
# Upping the ante
How about a small Iraqi Oilfield, a gallstone procedure and a raisin?
(adeliefan, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:32, archived)
# hope this
gets in before somone else does it

sorry adeliefan
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:25, archived)
# Don't you wish
They could find the golf balls?
(adeliefan, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:27, archived)
# :p
i can never find my balls
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:34, archived)
# keep searchin'
You will find them someday.....
(adeliefan, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:35, archived)

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