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I've always wondered...

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chthonic, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:02, archived)

good stuff

I'm waiting for the Kuntiminz product line...

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:18, archived)

they have a wardrobe

called Groin.

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mikeisbrill, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:19, archived)

I've just found a new software distributor

clicky
It'll complement my stationary supplier
and the stuff I use to wax my bikini line

and the place I go to spread my seads

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mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:49, archived)

does anyone remember a sweet called nads?

sorry, that post just reminded me of it

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spacefish bong!, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:53, archived)

yes.

i believe they gave a pack away free with the beano one time

(icedragon, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:55, archived)

nads..

were taken off the market ages ago in the 90s because they were found to have glass in them.. yum yum

(santa, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:57, archived)

actually...

your thinking of nerdz

surely??

(santa, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:59, archived)

T'was

Nads also.. I remember...

(Siu Loong, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:59, archived)

huuuum...

i could be certain on this but i dont remember sucking on nads as a child...

then again, sucking a nerd is equally as distressing

(santa, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:01, archived)

the ones

i remember are nerds and dweebs.

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seani is selling his new mobile on ebay, check profile, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:03, archived)

the is a sweet

in germany called "Spunk" and it's salted licorice.. mm tasty - not

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Darkedge, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:06, archived)

nerds had glass in them

well thats good to know... years later!
[edit: wonder if we can all sue?]

(icedragon, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:01, archived)

nothing wrong with glass.

I remember the good old days where I had to walk 35 miles to school wearing only a coal sack..
My mum always made me glass sandwiches because we couldnt afford bread.
luvverly

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Hugo Rune, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:02, archived)

ha ha

(santa, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:04, archived)

....

buttered with marmite...
Well, i dont like marmite!

(icedragon, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:05, archived)

couldnt afford marmite either,

and there was a mud shortage at the time, so we had to use toe cheese.
(actually, toe cheese would make a great name for a chinese resturant :)

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Hugo Rune, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:08, archived)

You got glass sandwiches?

You posh fucker.
[insert Python Yorkshireman sketch here]

(tomsk, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:06, archived)

we may have been poor..

but we were proud!
Now fuck off! :)

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Hugo Rune, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:09, archived)

Weren't the called

Nerds?

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Craymen, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:58, archived)

Nads Yeah...

My local Chipper has a sweet vending machine with nads in it.
It says 'keep your hands off my nads' !!!

([]DOo []DOo, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:19, archived)

tut tut

mr bongo, you forgot the http:// bit

(icedragon, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:54, archived)

Hum

mus?

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witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:55, archived)

i fixed it

sorry

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mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:56, archived)

...but it's gone now.

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Mr Fancyteeth, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:46, archived)

hooray!

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spacefish bong!, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:51, archived)

Phew.

I was quite scared for a moment there.

(tomsk, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:52, archived)

that is amazing

brilliantly done, fucking with our heads like that.

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mikeisbrill, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:55, archived)

problem...

...resolution.
brilliant.

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santexo, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:55, archived)

are you a snidey pant salesman

coz I need some new ones :(

(JBoom, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:55, archived)

mad magazine is partly responsible for the way i am.

(deel, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:46, archived)

Looks familiar?

sorry Mike

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Craymen, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:56, archived)

rearrange these words alphabetically

wanker off fuck

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mikeisbrill, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:00, archived)

...

wank off fucker ?

(minoltion, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:04, archived)

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

another bassist Yayyyyyy.

I just got a new Trace Elliot amp at the weekend and it is so fucking loud that I can deafen people in a different county!!!!! Wooooo for low frequencies.

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Ted, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:04, archived)

Eloquent.

and deserved.

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Craymen, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:05, archived)

i tried to replace the pic

with one calling you a cunt but it doesn't seem to have worked.

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mikeisbrill, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:07, archived)

never trusted 'em

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bazman, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:46, archived)

Heheh

Damn thieving otters.

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helmetcream, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:25, archived)

'There's a bomb on the beach!'

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Mr Fancyteeth, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:44, archived)

Good job the CIA is on the case for once

radioactive dirty bomb plot foiled

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Wifey, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:43, archived)

abu zubaydah

= dubya buzh, AA

conspiracy? =)

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spacefish bong!, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:50, archived)

Well spotted

I think he was caught on a grassey knoll.

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Wifey, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:00, archived)

about time,,

but its relativly easy to make nukes apparently. Its only hard getting the uranium or plutonium..
Wasnt there a story in oz a few years back about that Japanese cult detonating a nuke in the desert and killing themselves?

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Hugo Rune, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:51, archived)

yeah right:

"Al-Qaeda apparently believed that - as a US citizen - Mr al-Mujahir would be able to travel freely throughout the country."

More likely anyone with a bit of a tan and/or a beard will be taken aside and extensively searched by paranoid US security personnel.

Is it just me, or do all these terror warnings / stories like this just sound made up so the CIA / FBI look like they're doing something.

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Craymen, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:51, archived)

bit of a coincidence

that they have just been slated for cocking up the warnings about 9/11 and this 'convenient' piece of news comes out to shut the critics up...

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youknowyouloveit, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:26, archived)

i made this art

it symbolises the way hair grows out of our head like a physical representation of the way our ideas leave our heads and grow in our art. It's made entirely out of hair.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:37, archived)

and it's still Brian May ...

... you are a sick puppy.

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rob, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:39, archived)

i use it to guard my shed

and stop people getting in (or out)

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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:44, archived)

It failed to work

last weekend though. I should make a couple more just to be on the safe side.

(tomsk, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:54, archived)

Does anyone have a siemans SL42e

moby?
How do you write text messages on it, all im getting when i go into messages is a help file

(icedragon, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:34, archived)

i use

a magic marker and post the phone. Its easier.

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Hugo Rune, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:35, archived)

the most sense

I've heard all day.

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pep, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:36, archived)

why thank you dear.

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Hugo Rune, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:37, archived)

pep!

where were you on saturday, you hussy?

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mikeisbrill, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:39, archived)

pep was the ginger bloke called adam

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rob, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:40, archived)

my dreams are being shattered.

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mikeisbrill, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:47, archived)

you'll get over it mate..

Just coz priestess is a 6'5" bloke shouldnt put you off.

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Hugo Rune, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:48, archived)

pep isn't really a dude is she?

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mikeisbrill, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:52, archived)

bit of a sensitve issue

we've donated part of the b3ta funds for the operation.

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rob, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:55, archived)

pep

is rob really.

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Wifey, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:55, archived)

I'm cal.

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rob, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:57, archived)

thought I was cal.

or was it pep?

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Hugo Rune, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:58, archived)

you're greg

and you know that.

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rob, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:59, archived)

ah, thanks

cal.

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Hugo Rune, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:03, archived)

i did say "priestess"

you total muppet.
pep is all woman. My dad says so.

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Hugo Rune, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:57, archived)

I thought that was the Aphex Twin

wasn't it?

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rob, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:52, archived)

shagging my dad

according to the email she sent me.

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Hugo Rune, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:42, archived)

you mucky puppies

should be ashamed of yourselves

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rob, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:43, archived)

thats what she said mate...

Thought me dad looked happy yesterday.

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Hugo Rune, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:44, archived)

his clap has cleared up then?

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rob, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:46, archived)

not sure..

he has got a frightening amount of cold sores, so that must mean something

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Hugo Rune, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:47, archived)

I work for Siemens

and I ain't got a clue :) On my M35i it's just menu/messages/create new and type away with the T9 system....hold # to turn that crap off

(JBoom, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:36, archived)

cheers

but that didnt seem to make any difference

(icedragon, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:44, archived)

you just

hold down 6 - that'll take you straight to new msg

(kmaguire, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:47, archived)

nice one

that worked! thanx!

(icedragon, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:07, archived)

Sooty's All New Show

Mr Corbett, do you think it will appeal to the Diggit Generation?

(plankton, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:30, archived)

I went to Sootys house once

he used to live in Frimley. Saw things you really wouldn't expect to see....which was nice.

(JBoom, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:39, archived)

too wierd?

i'll get my coat...

(djmothra, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:30, archived)

too weird.

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Hugo Rune, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:33, archived)

I plane rolfaroo helmans

I should fucking hummus.

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rob, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:34, archived)

roflmayo?

nah.

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Hugo Rune, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:35, archived)

why not?

it was the first I[plane]NY image that created the rolfmao expression...
i just thougt i'd bring them together properly...

i have my coat on now...

(djmothra, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:40, archived)

rolf mao's been around longer than that.

I would hazard a guess that Rolf Mao started with the Gl*ss C*ck...

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:59, archived)

rolfmao

has been around for ages m8 (I think you will find)

Oh and its Darkedge btw - not vulga... arse

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:02, archived)

i stand corrected

funny i didn't notice any b4 yesterday...but there you go,

(djmothra, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:04, archived)

I thought ROLFMAO

Roll on Laugh Floor my Arse Off

cropped up yesterday.

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Craymen, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:31, archived)

YES!!

I SAID THAT!!!!

(djmothra, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:39, archived)

you should

but you can't...no one can...

(djmothra, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:37, archived)

that looks like

the results from my googlethingy

(rawx, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:42, archived)

lumpbucket...

It seemed funnier at the time.
couldnt find a speed ramp image, so fuck it

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Hugo Rune, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:25, archived)

maybe

if the car was a hand on wheels?

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rogan, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:39, archived)

well, yes.

But we were pissed when we seen a "hand car wash" place and It seemed very funny then.
Lumpy was suffering from crumpetlessness though so maybe that was it.

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Hugo Rune, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:40, archived)

There is a car wash

just off Kensington High Street called the Hand job centre...

Well it makes me laugh anyhoo

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Ted, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:55, archived)

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(raz, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:21, archived)

hum

mus ?

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DaWolfey, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:24, archived)

certainly

(JBoom, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:34, archived)

right.

ok then.

(Choaderboy, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:38, archived)

Thought we could use a new category

for all the reposters

(raz, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:53, archived)

here are my cups

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rob, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:20, archived)

mugs

serve no porpoise in my life
i dont drink coffee, or tea... or any hot beverage for that matter.

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DaWolfey, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:23, archived)

yes

but they can make you look grown up and you can still drink you 'beena out of them..

(rawx, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:25, archived)

Heh, "'beena"!

Haven't heard that for a while. Do use use "TK" also?

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:27, archived)

what the

hell is TK??

(rawx, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:38, archived)

Red Sauce!

Sorry, bit of a flashback to uni, with people removing bits of food labels, so we had bottles of "ato chup". Although "fit cock is up" was reaching a bit ("Fruit Cocktail in Syrup").

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:42, archived)

its..

Tomato Ketchup [sp?]

(bhell13, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:45, archived)

Said backwards, it's a Russian Spy.

Or the new Bond baddie.
Otamot Puchtek

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:48, archived)

I like that

a lot.

(skulker, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:10, archived)

I keep my pens

in one

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Craymen, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:26, archived)

i have one that is full of 1 and 2 pence coins

it used to have 5s in it as well, but i ran out of beer money and used 38 of them to buy a pint.

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mikeisbrill, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:41, archived)

I keep my penis

in one

(Mumm-ra, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:20, archived)

Not even in winter?

What about soup?

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:26, archived)

soup?

that's why the good lord created bowls and spoons!

and no, not even winter.
I drink water now.
and milk

and the occasional can of coke or whatever

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DaWolfey, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:28, archived)

and beer

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DaWolfey, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:28, archived)

But

you need a mug to drink your whiskey out of when you are at work, so nobody will be any the wiser...

..untill you fall over

(Wallz, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:39, archived)

coke is nice out of a mug

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spacefish bong!, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:31, archived)

it is.

coke out of a glass is disgusting, but out of a mug it is okay.

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mikeisbrill, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:42, archived)

Soup in a mug is great at festivals.

And cheaper than paying some hippy for a sloppy-looking falafel.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:33, archived)

if ya had this mug

You'd drink all the time..

(Idyll23, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:59, archived)

The coaster makes it perfect!

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:06, archived)

hahahah

I keeps around some win95 discs as frisbees.

(Idyll23, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:10, archived)

They're very nice

we have a blode mug and a giantbee mug.

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Wifey, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:23, archived)

here are mine!

(bhell13, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:07, archived)

just beautiful rob

geeeeeeeeenious

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hal9000 sme, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:28, archived)

Can I have a bee please Bob?

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:18, archived)

i think

can i have a pee please bob...is too obvious

(santa, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:19, archived)

gay friend went on

blockbusted and said

"can I have U please Bob?"

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Darkedge, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:03, archived)

drag-racing squirrels purge of the parks

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breel, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:17, archived)

Jonathan King on a Honda Gold Wing

With apologies to the poor bloke whose head I've ripped off and replaced with that of a notorious kiddie fiddler. Sorry!

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Horatio P Lemming, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:17, archived)

he's stopped

updating his website for some reason.. his website is funny by the way.. he actually asks for donations because he isnt rich.

(garry, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:19, archived)

A friend's band...

...do a song dedicated to mister King. The lyrics are something along the lines of "Jonathon King, Jonathon King, Jonathon King Takes You Up The Ring". Dirty wee lads...

(mungbean_army, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:11, archived)

stereograms maker thingy..

http://www.eyetricks.com/stereograms/onlinetools/stereocreator.htm

(santa, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:17, archived)

Argentina

I'm laughing my ass off right now! The B3ta image of the Argentinian (shirtlifter) team holding the purses before a PK just showed up on the intranet chat.
Speaking of. I'm really shocked that you Limeys haven't said much more about the cup!

(Idyll23, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:08, archived)

cup?

You mean nicey's site?

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rob, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:09, archived)

Which cup?

I have a nice cup with my name on it that someone got me when they went on holiday once.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:11, archived)

i used to have a

Lucky Charms mug...free with a cereal...it was great..

put hot water in it and the murky colours would change to a lovely sunny day.

(santa, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:14, archived)

lucky charms

were great, I don't think they make them anymore though :(

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youknowyouloveit, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:25, archived)

don't most teams

lift their shirts when they score?

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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:12, archived)

yeah yeah yeah

THE CUP.. and I'm not talking about Lord Stanley either!
oh well, guess I overestimated your zeal for watching soccer/football.

(Idyll23, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:16, archived)

it's a b3ta banned topic, along with ars warts and mass reposting

Use this information wisely

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witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:20, archived)

a banned topic

I love that...
I guess I missed that amidst the din of the voices in my head.

"That's where I saw the leprechaun. He told me to burn things."
-Ralph Wiggums

(Idyll23, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:26, archived)

The reason it's

banned is because there's a squillion and 1 other places where people can go to bore each other shitless with why THEY would've played a better game whereas we're just obsessed with munting stuff :o))

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witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:31, archived)

I thought it was banned coz

most of the people who post on b3ta never got picked in P.E....

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rob, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:36, archived)

There is that. It

was PE that taught me the futility of rugby 'cos I'm not violent in the slightest and always ended up opposing teams who were. And that was just the girls.

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witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:38, archived)

Rugby at school was shite

the team with the smelly kid would win because no-one was willing to touch him.

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Craymen, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:45, archived)

That sounds like a

plausible reason to me.

I always got picked to play in goal or defence, I had a mystical ability for getting hit in the bollocks by the ball from any shot.

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Craymen, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:40, archived)

i never got picked in pe

i don't mind a bit of football, but i never got picked in pe.

that said, i don't actively enjoy football much, i just don't mind it

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spacefish bong!, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:43, archived)

i was in the cripple group.

retards, dribblers and me.

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mikeisbrill, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:44, archived)

I got picked in PE

but where I grew up soccer was eventually banned because they felt that elementary school kids shouldn't be trying to kill each other during sports. So they made us play football instead. heh.

(Idyll23, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:52, archived)

You mean that there is a difference

between soccer and football?

Oh yeah - Soccer is for gayboys and Association football is for real men!

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Ted, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:59, archived)

only in the USA

only in the good ole US of A do we have to make the distinction.
Mainly because if our great aunts and grandparents heard us talking about football and found out we weren't talking about the Dallas Cowboys, well... there'd be hell to pay.

(Idyll23, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:02, archived)

have you been away

or something.

There are lots of miserable sods on here that dont like football.

/hides

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Craymen, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:20, archived)

Hello!

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:22, archived)

Pleased to meet you!

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Hugo Rune, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:26, archived)

Bonjour!

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:55, archived)

¡Hola!

:)
Isn't this fun!?

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:59, archived)

I prefer mugs for general use,

but cups for an after dinner coffee, and teeny-tiny cups for espressos. :)

Why is the World Cup not a cup? Actually, who cares?

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:13, archived)

because its the

jules rimes trophy.
technically, it isnt the world cup

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rockyrobin, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:40, archived)

What?

Jules Rimes? Still says World Cup in the TV listings...

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:44, archived)

who

made that image? its been mailed to me by 3 different people already. Was it by someone on here?

(crazymum, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 15:16, archived)

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