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http://www.forsa.demon.co.uk/leigh/argentin_13.jpg

(stuffe, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 17:11, archived)

I know we've all seen it before ...

... but it IS brilliant.

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rob, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 17:14, archived)

oops

(stuffe, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 17:15, archived)

I finally got round to

updating my profile.

I feel better now I have finally got my picture on the web.

Makes me feel all warm and fuzzy.

(thediscokingpin, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 17:08, archived)

don't click on my profile

ever.

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rob, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 17:10, archived)

especially if your at work

with speakers

(minoltion, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 17:14, archived)

I did, whilst vik was sitting next to me on the phone to my nan.

I had the volume on full.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 10 Jun 2002, 17:16, archived)

sorry

it's a silly thing for me to have done. I'm evil.

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rob, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 17:18, archived)

you

wear your parting quite high, don't you?

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 17:11, archived)

Just have

that kind of head.

It looks okay when its slicked back.

(thediscokingpin, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 17:13, archived)

why, mr. kingpin,

is that image 110k? I mean, how did you even manage that? it's only 2 colors!

edit: see above.

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zog why change it now?, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 17:54, archived)

my pic has been on mine for

agggggesss

...klumpet

(minoltion, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 17:12, archived)

It's Carlos the Jackal meets Dave Gorman

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rob, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 17:15, archived)

I take my

inspiiration from late '70s pr0n flicks

(thediscokingpin, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 17:30, archived)

a curious

'sanchez-a-like' top lip i noticed...

(djmothra, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 17:17, archived)

Its actually

a bit more Zapata in real life

(thediscokingpin, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 17:31, archived)

DVD-a-go-go

just got a DVD player - what's the best film to watch first? i want entertained ;)

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trashcanglam, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 17:04, archived)

War Games

with audio commentry. Some good stuff in there.

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rob, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 17:06, archived)

u going to vid shop?

and what sound system u got.. thats the main bonus really..

apart from that a film with nice special effects goes down well - but watch out for films with lots of black

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Darkedge, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 17:07, archived)

yeah just off there now

got dolby 5.1 surround and lots of speakers.

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trashcanglam, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 17:08, archived)

nice..

we got 6.1 (god that vulga is a nutter)

The Mummy is well good..

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Darkedge, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 17:25, archived)

black.....black.....

its all black

What's for tea mother, shadows and lies?

(thediscokingpin, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 17:11, archived)

deep throat ?

if you have a flashy speaker listen, anything with big expositions

(minoltion, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 17:07, archived)

see if you can get hold of

Shitlovers.

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 17:08, archived)

id say..

The Martix.

(bhell13, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 17:10, archived)

Rogers and Rammsteins "The Sound of Music"

Unfortunately, that version only exists in my head, but if it WAS real, it would be a million times better than the original... :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 17:08, archived)

How about

one of those nice hyper violent banned-until-recently oriental films like Baby Cart?

Their funny as well as gory

(thediscokingpin, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 17:09, archived)

would've loved to get

Battle Royale but the bastards didn't have it. Matrix, Fight Club and The Mummy it is. i'll be up until about 4 in the morning at this rate ;)

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trashcanglam, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 18:08, archived)

Debbie does

Wilmington-on-sea.

Quite rare.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 10 Jun 2002, 17:12, archived)

Withnail and I

is the only film

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penrithtearooms, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 17:18, archived)

Young Frankenstein

or Amelie. Or ghost in the shell.

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rogan, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 18:10, archived)

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:57, archived)

LOL

you bastard :)

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Hugo Rune, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:57, archived)

will save me a place down there won't you?

u sick bastard etc

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ramirez brr..., Mon 10 Jun 2002, 17:00, archived)

Hilarious...

Impressed

([]DOo []DOo, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 17:40, archived)

I feel for ya, toast...

I might be the only one, but I care

*sheds a quiet tear*

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beefandcheese, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 18:15, archived)

"The ubiquitous question addressed for the first time in a satisfactory fashion" - Brian Sewage, Dart Critic

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emotionblurred, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:56, archived)

kiwis

and tits...
of course!!

(rawx, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:56, archived)

Two of

my favourite things together at last

(thediscokingpin, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 17:03, archived)

The man himself

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E.S.Blofeld, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 17:47, archived)

got into work at 3.

wrote 3 lines of code (which didnt work).
b3ta'd all day.
off home now.
byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

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Hugo Rune, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:48, archived)

Good work

well done

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fishbear, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:49, archived)

Any job's going at your place....

can travel

([]DOo []DOo, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:50, archived)

10 REM "Hugo's new program"

20 PRINT "I am a gayer"
30 GOTO 11

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rob, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:51, archived)

I loved that...

was so mature.
Just what to expect from a fat ginger
*runs screaming*

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Hugo Rune, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:52, archived)

I'm off myself...

...left some beer at home - should be spazzing the board again soon enough.

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helmetcream, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:57, archived)

i hate you i hate you

i hate you i hate you i hate yooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!
i have been doing HARD DIFFICULT WORK all day and just now somebody SHOUTED at me too. But I didn't cry. I sat down and sniffed a bit but I didn't akcherly cry.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 17:02, archived)

poor kitten

you should shove some poo on the underside of his desk so it goes over his knees.

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rob, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 17:04, archived)

ooo

he's out of the office now. I really should do that...
...except I really couldn't face handling poo on top of the day I've had. Rats. Foiled agane.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 17:16, archived)

tank kittens

quality bad as trying to get size down

(Alienboy, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:45, archived)

sings "theme from war of the worlds"

duh duh duuhh (da da da, da da da)
duh duh duuhh (da da da, da da da)

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rob, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:47, archived)

'the chances of anything

coming from mars, were a million to one they say...'

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stouffer, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:48, archived)

If you've got a copy of the book

the opening paragraph is one of the scariest pieces of writing I've ever read, especially if you read it out loud.

I love that book.

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chthonic, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:55, archived)

and have a voice like Richard Burton

like me.

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rob, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:57, archived)

i prefer the munumunumunum song

from the muppetts. Sing it out loud on the train. i guarentee that EVERYONE will join in. Its genetic or something.
Then they will probably kill you, but its worth it.

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Hugo Rune, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:49, archived)

mananana

bah bah bah badda

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rob, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:50, archived)

see?

Its an Ultimate Truth.
Hugo Rune Knows them all.

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Hugo Rune, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:52, archived)

tapping out the drum beat to we will rock you

is another one.

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rob, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:53, archived)

as is whistling the tune to Fraggle Rock

and whats that old army film *brain freeze*

do do, doo doo do do do, do do, do do do do do

name that tune

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ramirez brr..., Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:59, archived)

damn busters?

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rob, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 17:00, archived)

its good, its not the one...

Hugo, you're back in play

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ramirez brr..., Mon 10 Jun 2002, 17:03, archived)

is it..

"the great escape"?

(bhell13, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 17:03, archived)

magnificent seven!

got it!

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rob, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 17:05, archived)

blin!

yes it is

good nite

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ramirez brr..., Mon 10 Jun 2002, 17:07, archived)

Bah,

i've read every Robert Rankin book I can get my hands on, and i've only just realised you're named after a character...
[/dumb]

(Glag, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:58, archived)

Do you mean

this choon?

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witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:58, archived)

tank kittens

they didn't even make a mess

(Alienboy, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:50, archived)

work safe lezzers / horse cock

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rob, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:43, archived)

Nice

horse

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fishbear, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:44, archived)

shes a lezzer too

horse dildo cock - you see.

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rob, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:46, archived)

enjoy your hols

mate? we missed ya.
Hedley was in tears when he heard that you were gone.

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Hugo Rune, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:46, archived)

Yeah

They were great - really relaxing and top weather. Lay in a hammock under an olive tree for most of it. Been laying a bit low as I've come back to a shitstorm of work, but planning to say hello to everyone at the birthday bash and give Rob a little cheque thing.
Can anyone recommend anywhere nice to stay after the bash?

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fishbear, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:48, archived)

Us northern types

would like somewhere nice to stay after the bash too. I know tons of hotels in laaaarndun but none of 'em are round Camden/Islington.

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witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:50, archived)

unfortunately, I won't make it...

if I was going to be here, I could have crashed a couple of folk in comfort in my boss's flat.

Unfortunately I'll be away on holiday. I actually REALLY wish we were going a week later...

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 17:01, archived)

you could stay at mine,

but lumpy takes preference.
Hedley may put you up. I'll ask. He owes you :)

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Hugo Rune, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:50, archived)

Woo!

Did I ever mention that you are great? :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:59, archived)

Schrödinger´s kitten.

Today I remembered Schrödinger´s cat and what this problem is all about and now you can see what came out: an image with a kitten dead and alive at the same time + the blast of reality `cuz of this.

(MJFallout has not posted anything for many many years, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:43, archived)

the cat is

in the box. it is alive or dead. stupid fecking schrodinger and his stupid fecking equation.
edit: is it rather obvious that i have two physics exams this week?

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stouffer, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:44, archived)

right

But Kitten + Box = 0*Image.

But your right, it is just dead or alive while in a vakuum in absolute darkness.

(MJFallout has not posted anything for many many years, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:48, archived)

ooops

wasn't having a go at you or your fine image. rather the fact that at 18 i thought physics was a good idea. bleaching my hair too.

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stouffer, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:50, archived)

Okay.

The brother of a friend of mine is studying laser physics in semester #22.

Edit: That´s quite a long time.

(MJFallout has not posted anything for many many years, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:52, archived)

laser

physics? jesus. physics only gets worse as you add more words to it. apart from ladies breast physics. but i've made that one up.

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stouffer, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:54, archived)

Woo Yay for breast physics!

So as I sad: good luck for ya examz. I´m of for smoking now.

(MJFallout has not posted anything for many many years, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:57, archived)

quite obvious.

Good luck for ya exams.

(MJFallout has not posted anything for many many years, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:50, archived)

woo yay!

after having wished for weeks that my PC had photoshop so I could join in the visual tomfoolery, and despairing at the cost of the software, the nice IT people have upgraded my work machine and lo - it has potatoshop!

My work output will now plumment yet further as I attempt to teach myself how to use it.

Any requests for a (cackhanded) first post?

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gster, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:41, archived)

What about something totally new

and exciting.. i don't know... maybe a female golfer licking a glass cock or something? :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:43, archived)

HAHAHHAHAHHA

that would be so fucking funny! OH YES!

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Hugo Rune, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:45, archived)

What about...

...a device to defend us from the FEAR?

(Wart, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:45, archived)

someone sking down Paxmans nose?

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rob, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:49, archived)

Why do I do this?

yup... I'm on the laptop via GSM phone at a completely fucking hummus-free 9600bps.
I'mlooking at the board but I haven't got time to wait for the pictures. Saw a parrot (sorry hugo) and the constable thing (which is woo). In about 5 minutes.
This is hell.
B3ta is worse than crack. Much worse. To drive me tothis level of digital desperation...

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:40, archived)

Can't you use 3 lines

to get the speed up to 28.8?

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helmetcream, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:43, archived)

er... dunno?

how would I do that? Sounds good.

I can actually do GPRS on this phone, but I need to get o2 to set it up on the account. Plus I don't know what that connects me to.
Must call about it and sort it out...

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:50, archived)

I have a blank piece of paper in front of me and a pencil in my hand.

What can I draw?

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:38, archived)

Cock....or breasts

thats what everyone seems to do :)

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DontHaveAClue, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:39, archived)

Something.

I'm sure you can draw something. Yes. That's it. Something.

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witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:40, archived)

pictures?

money out of your account?
the short straw?

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Hugo Rune, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:40, archived)

a) yes

b)hahaha. account? what's that?
c)always do.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:43, archived)

A creature

that can take on, and beat, The Fear

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fishbear, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:40, archived)

what would it look like?

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:41, archived)

Pep

said in my my dancing woo yay I looked worse than the fear :(

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DontHaveAClue, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:43, archived)

Surely

that is down to the imagination and skill of the tortured artiste?
I would imagine though that it would not be short in the the limb department and would require some form of elaborate helmet or headpiece.

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fishbear, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:44, archived)

i reckon that

mrbongo's creation 'Muntha' could take on 'the fear'

(djmothra, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:45, archived)

Fight

Fight Fight Fight Fight Fight Fight Fight 9begins incessant playground chant)

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fishbear, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:46, archived)

play

noughts and crosses

(djmothra, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:40, archived)

draw me trying to hummus at 9600...

it's not pretty. But I am sitting in the BMI lounge at Heathrow glugging down free beer.

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:44, archived)

draw around your fingers

to make an outline of a v sign

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ramirez brr..., Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:45, archived)

om off

pub.

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mikeisbrill, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:37, archived)

hey everybody had the stupid argentinia football team pic yet

ive had three different type from the plain to one where they hold hangbags... oh i chuckled

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hal9000 sme, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:34, archived)

yeah I love it

but was it made by a b3ta member?

(Idyll23, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:37, archived)

I added penises to their heads also

but shouldn't really let other people know that, as it sucks

1st time: smirk inducing
2nd time: mildly irritating
3rd time: boring
4th etc: just FUCK OFF will you, WE DON'T CARE

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ramirez brr..., Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:43, archived)

Making old stuffy paintings, y'know, like modern

Constable never had a marketing consultant. Oterwise he would have seen the brand potential of his workspace.

(doofis, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:25, archived)

genius on a stick

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rob, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:27, archived)

that is brilliant.

my nan has that painting in her hallway.

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mikeisbrill, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:30, archived)

Personally I prerfer

pictures of dogs playing pool, but you can't have everything.

(doofis, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:31, archived)

Dogs

see in Black and white. It would be a long game. That's the strange thing about that painting.

(Choaderboy, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 17:45, archived)

I want a B3ta Blimp

can anybody get one for us?

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rob, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:32, archived)

Yup

I have contacts in the blimp and balloon trade :)

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DontHaveAClue, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:34, archived)

one of my best friends dads flys ballons

if you have ever seen the Durex hot air ballon .. well thats my buddies (Mr T) dads balloon that is.. hes got a really cool jacket with Durex Balloon team written on the back as well

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hal9000 sme, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:37, archived)

And true to form, you'll

be just as fucked if yer durex balloon gets a hole in the end.

/coat, /taxi, /plane

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witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:41, archived)

i've never been up in a durex balloon

but i did go up in a beer can one once...
// confused - you will be

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hal9000 sme, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:42, archived)

what about

that big fucking kangaroo one? Stranger than a can of red stripe (was it? Or was it wifeb3ta)

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witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:48, archived)

i always wanted to have a ride on sonic the hedgehog

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hal9000 sme, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 17:00, archived)

Hot air balloons are crap!

No engines, no vrooooom! You can't pull any G's. Just boring old floaty bollocks.

No loop the loops, or smoke trails, or any of the things that make planes or helecopters good.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 17:07, archived)

helicopters, hovercrafts.

but no blimps.

(santa, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:34, archived)

your nan lives in..

the National Gallery?

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penrithtearooms, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:38, archived)

Hugo !

That is the strangest thing I have ever come across.
Yesterday, whilst doing our bootfair, my daughter picked up one of the toy mobile phones we were trying to flog, and demanded that wifeof had to speak on another...
"Hello? Jasmin speaking, who is there?"
"Hello it's mummy, how are you?"
"I'm sad."
"Why are you sad?"
"My parrot has died. He's Grey and dead."

We laughed it off at the time, as she has never spoken of parrots before.
(We are not laughing now, sorry to hear about the squawker, mate.)

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:23, archived)

pickle - you do know your daughter

is a b3ta member don't you? She comes on late at night after you go to bed.
Nice girl. Good with php.

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pep, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:27, archived)

shit at closing her tags though

and she's all she writes functions which do more than one thing.

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rob, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:29, archived)

aaah!

so that's who posts the good stuff under my name.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:30, archived)

heh

no probs..
At least now my cuts and bites will heal.
And there will be less shite all over the house.
You get my message on saturday?

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Hugo Rune, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:29, archived)

yeah, cheers mate

no credit on the mobile (as per usual) so I couldn't reply.
(hell, that's no excuse, is it? I could've rung)

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:32, archived)

Hugo Rune....

the very person likely to know.....
Any idea where I can get hold of some Reading weekend tickets?
All the usual outlets have only got day tickets left (which will be ok cause Saturday has the best lineup).
Last time I went I got some VIP weekend tickets from firedup.com but seeing as they no longer exist that might prove difficult! Any help will be most appreciated.
Sorry to anyone who wants to paving slab me for posting a popbitch type message...
EDIT: Really sorry to hear about the parrot.

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penrithtearooms, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:15, archived)

aye I can get loads of guest passes.

But Im not going to, coz Im keeping them for myself.
Sozz.

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Hugo Rune, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:17, archived)

tight irish fucker

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rob, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:18, archived)

OI!

Its MR tight Irish Fucker to you.

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Hugo Rune, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:19, archived)

bogger

your man is a bogger

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rob, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:20, archived)

my flatmate will probably give us a load to

competition off on the gigguide site in a week or two.

(doktored, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:24, archived)

cool...

am I allowed to enter hundreds of times?

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penrithtearooms, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:24, archived)

Im having them :)

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Hugo Rune, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:26, archived)

Yeah!

Oi, Hugo yeh fuckin' culchie - give the people the passes! I bet everyone you went to school with is a thick necked pig now...

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helmetcream, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:32, archived)

fuck you you dub gobshite...

hey, how did you know about my old classmates? they all have 3-4 thumbs apeice y'know.
*ever seen deliverance??? :)*

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Hugo Rune, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:37, archived)

Longford, no?

I don't need to know them...
...more of a gene puddle than a pool.
:o)

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helmetcream, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:41, archived)

puddle isnt the half of it..

I kept standing on their hands because I was 6 or 7 rungs up the evolutionary ladder..
Im glad my dad came from a different country

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Hugo Rune, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:44, archived)

Aye - I'm half Dub,

half Tipp South. Makes for a good mix of angry drunk and creative drunk.

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helmetcream, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:48, archived)

shit...

I wasn't on the sponge honestly, thought you might know where I could acquire some for cash.. Don't blame you for hanging onto em though, VIP was a blast last time...

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penrithtearooms, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:24, archived)

I read that as

"I wasn't on the spong"

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Craymen, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:35, archived)

Trying to help.

I heard that the only place to get weekend tickets is at HMV. I might be wrong though.

[Edit: just checked at meanfiddler.com and it does indeed say that HMV is the only place you can get 'em]
And Saturday is the best day.

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Mister Al, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:26, archived)

Cool...

I'll try them...
Saturday is wicked, Foos, The Cooper Temple Clause, Muse, Ash BRMC .... Come on!!!!!!!

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penrithtearooms, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:31, archived)

If only

Weezer on Friday would swap with Andrew W(an)K on Saturday then it'd be just perfect.

Punk stage on Saturday too. No Use For A Name. Oh yes.

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Mister Al, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:36, archived)

friend of mine

had to pay £118 for a weekend ticket on ebay.....then again Reading HMV still has them..i drove there to get mine on friday

(santa, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:31, archived)

Lookie..

at thisey
www.wayahead.com/livegigguide/event.asp?artist=READING%202002&resultsperpage=20&filler1=livegigguide&filler3=livegigguide

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Hugo Rune, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:38, archived)

that's cool

but no weekend tix available....

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penrithtearooms, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:53, archived)

RIP my parrot.

Poor fucker pegged it yesterday. *sob*

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Hugo Rune, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:14, archived)

Nooooooooooo!

Poor burdy.

(tomsk, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:15, archived)

are you trolling for python quotes

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rob, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:15, archived)

nope..

Twas bad though.. My flatmate was crying all evening, so I brought him to the pub to cheer him up.
But my stepmum (used to own the parrot) was there and they both started blubbing into their beers.
Fucking hell.
Poor little fucker though.

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Hugo Rune, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:18, archived)

sorry - just checking

can you make some kind of web memorial to him? (I'm sick - everything is potential content for the newsletter ...)

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rob, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:21, archived)

lol

can do..
we are going to cremate him tomorrow night, so I'll get fotos.
You have any really crappy sad music? The theme from "the bodygaurd" might do :)

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Hugo Rune, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:24, archived)

you're gonna cremate him on your own?

surely you'll just be lighting a corpse? that will smell like shit and make a mess. take lots and lots of pics.

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mikeisbrill, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:26, archived)

me dad

has one of those outdoor bonfire jobbies.
Also, me dad has 180 litres of wine, so that seems to be the logical place to set fire to squawky.

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Hugo Rune, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:31, archived)

drink the wine

then use a zippo and a can of deodorant to cremate Toast.

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mikeisbrill, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:34, archived)

Ben by M Jackson

is quite mawkish.

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rob, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:26, archived)

use

candle in the wind

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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:30, archived)

yes

oh yes

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rob, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:30, archived)

thats the bastard!

OK, so tomorrow I'll be asking you lot to make up quotes about him ok?

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Hugo Rune, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:32, archived)

ok.

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mikeisbrill, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:37, archived)

new pet

you should replace the darling animal with a marmot

(gelbehose, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:23, archived)

Strange name

for a parrot.

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Craymen, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:16, archived)

too bad

hope you gave it a nice spot in the backyard.

(gelbehose, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:16, archived)

you're kidding..

no way. Boooo, that's sad. I liked your parrot, despite the fact I've never met it and the fact that it looks like Satan personified.

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pep, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:16, archived)

Is that the 'miserable little

fucker' you were talking about last week?

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witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:17, archived)

yep.

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Hugo Rune, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:20, archived)

interesting... suddenly

I sense foul play...

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pep, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:22, archived)

so your flatmate and stepmum

loved it but you hated it's feathery guts?

not that I mean it had feathers on its intestines or owt

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witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:23, archived)

after the bookshelf incident

that's probably a decent description

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Craymen, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:27, archived)

i thought parrots

lived to be like ninety? i reckon it died because it met lumpbucket.
oh yeah, and commiserations etc.

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mikeisbrill, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:18, archived)

they live forever I think...

But the daft bastard knocked a bookshelf on top of himself.
*splat*

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Hugo Rune, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:21, archived)

is it wrong

that i just laughed like a slightly drunk drain who saw someone fall in shit? i am really sorry, but that has made my day. sorry, sorry.

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mikeisbrill, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:23, archived)

animated gif?

parrot bookshelf danger? sorry.

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rob, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:24, archived)

I'll

leave that to you :)

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Hugo Rune, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:25, archived)

Hmmm

IKEA could launch a new shelving system in his honour. Parott. It'd be already flat packed as well.

(plankton, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:36, archived)

I laughed a little

too hard at that :)

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witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:38, archived)

ohhh

that's how i want to go

(gelbehose, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:25, archived)

Christ

so it was suicidal as well as miserable?

That's terrible Mr Rune.

You could get it stuffed?

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chthonic, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:26, archived)

not suicidal.

Just thick as shit..
He was trying to eat the books (fond of terry pratchett he was) and he knocked off too many books at one end and the whole thing turned turtle on him.
I pissed myself till I realised he had gone to the big avairy in the sky.

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Hugo Rune, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:34, archived)

you can screw that bookshelf onto the wall properly now...

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:27, archived)

did you see it die?

I mean, did it just fall off it's perch? Or did you find it dead on the floor? Do you suspect foul play? Or did you kill it? So many questions...

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:25, archived)

Goodbye

squawks.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:28, archived)

Oi!

I leave you for 5 minutes and look down there. NO not there, down the board a bit.
Hugo - sorry about your dad, but we did have fun, Mike I am sorry i missed you - but not sorry you didn't lick me. rob oh nothing rob, there's no point talking to myself on the board aswell as outloud.

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pep, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:05, archived)

*head explodes*

*multiple identities crumble*

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rob, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:09, archived)

logs back in as pep

wishes never had thought of trying to be two people. Wonders why ever started it.

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pep, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:10, archived)

here's a poem to tell me & pep apart

I have freckles and Pep is pale.
Pep has boobies and I have a tail.
Pep is light ginger, and I am darker
Pep wears black jackets whilst I wear a parker.
That's the differnce between Pep and Me
Memorise it clearly like ABC.

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rob, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:11, archived)

rob?

get out more, please!

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Hugo Rune, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:13, archived)

I love that

it rocks. And it's true aswell.

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pep, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:14, archived)

It's a

lovely poem.

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Wifey, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:15, archived)

heres a poem on how to tell me and pop starlet shakira apart

mike's the happy one on top
shakira's the one saying "please don't stop"
thank you.

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mikeisbrill, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:15, archived)

thats cool.

v funny.

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seani is selling his new mobile on ebay, check profile, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:17, archived)

Eurgh!

You'll shag anything, won't you..?

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:18, archived)

Have you not spoken to Mike before?

I thought that was always taken as read.

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pep, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:20, archived)

thats interesting

cos the other night i almost got 'taken' in Reading.

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mikeisbrill, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:22, archived)

That

wasa funny story..

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Wifey, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:24, archived)

cheers

not my cleverest hour, but a good story nonetheless.

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mikeisbrill, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:28, archived)

terrifying more

like.

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pep, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:30, archived)

He just never ceases to amaze me.

And I keep expecting him grow out of it
But I hope he doesn't!

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:24, archived)

shakira is lovely

she can wiggle.

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mikeisbrill, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:22, archived)

you are, as ever

brilliant

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spacefish bong!, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:19, archived)

cheers

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mikeisbrill, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:24, archived)

star

(rawx, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:23, archived)

how to tell me and DJ mothra apart

I sit on the right
he sits on the left

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mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:33, archived)

I trust that

you'll be attending the birthday bash?

(tomsk, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:09, archived)

I'm trying to round myselves

up. Might have to book a van, but we'll be there.

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pep, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:11, archived)

And I thought

we geminis had that problem too. That's why I need a big car.
*edit* and I can't spool either.

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witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:13, archived)

Wooo!

Yaaay!

(tomsk, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:16, archived)

who said that?

did you hear anything?

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Hugo Rune, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:10, archived)

I can't

hear a thing.

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Wifey, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:11, archived)

on a similar note,

i've been reely busy all afternoon and I'm v. peeved at you all for having fun without me. Bar stewards, the lot of you.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:13, archived)

but we had fun with you on saturday?

didnt we?

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Hugo Rune, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:15, archived)

i certainly did

i'm never washing my tongue again.

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mikeisbrill, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:16, archived)

You weren't

licking Dr Phil too were you?

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Wifey, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:16, archived)

is it my imagination

or did your post originally say 'locking'?

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mikeisbrill, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:21, archived)

Twas

your imagination..

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Wifey, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:22, archived)

that is odd-

I went to edit it and change it to licking and it was already changed. Like magic. But quicker.

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pep, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:25, archived)

I was going to..

but tomsk gave me the fear.
so I didnt.
I licked smirnoff instead.

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Hugo Rune, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:23, archived)

Probably

just as well. Did you see that black eye he gave misteralfie?

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Wifey, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:33, archived)

FUCK'S SAKE

I just took a FIVE-minute break - my first of the day - and a boss came and shouted at me... like properly shouted and everything and he scared me... I want to cry now.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:47, archived)

i wanted to come

but i was getting pissed in reading with some buddies and playing DOA2 and Soul Caliber round my buddies house on his dreamcast ... boooo (and a sneaky yay)

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hal9000 sme, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 16:30, archived)

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