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# This is the worst picture I have ever shown you lot, but the pun was fun...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:36, archived)
# 'zat
the one with Jim "kitten-heel"
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:37, archived)
# hahaha
gotta love that pun
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:37, archived)
# I think there was one yesterday too.
Good pic though!
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:38, archived)
# snap, i say, snap!
(I helped save b3ta! Ishani, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:41, archived)
# Gah!
B3tan again. Yours is better too. :P
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:43, archived)
# Fez!
(I would post my baseball-hat equivalent ... but it fell off ukdragon a while ago and I've already got enough tickets to hell for a premiership football squad)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:49, archived)
[challenge entry] It's a jelly....it's a fez...Jeez...!
Boing,Boing,Boing,Boing,Boing,Boing,
what else do you need?
(rp for compo, btw)
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:33, archived)
# well if you're going to...

woo btw. :)
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:35, archived)
# Fez nowt strange about that pic !
hehe
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:38, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:32, archived)
# and before
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:33, archived)
# Tee hee.
He is rather full of shit, but I like the program.
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:35, archived)
# You have completely captured his mannerisms
All hail your satirical mastery!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:34, archived)
# I agree
*hails Beau Bo d'Or for his satirical mastery, thinks he should write for 2dtv/hignfy/private eye*
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:36, archived)
# you are bot h most kind


I am happy
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:39, archived)
# McCloud,
your shoelaces are untied, or something.
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:35, archived)
# KOIT FLASH PRODUCTIONS PRESENT
A nsfw flash animation( no pron, just audio abuse)

FC

Kindly hosted by Gr££dy. Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:32, archived)
# Oh by the way.
I think it's rather woo too :)
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:32, archived)
# hahaha
that is fab.
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:34, archived)
# will
that just made me spill my lucozade!
(Mr M@ Probably not that difficult!, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:34, archived)
# Michael Winner appears to be a cunt.
But in fact he's superb.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:34, archived)
# Calm down dear
it's just a Flash.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 12:12, archived)
# Hahah
Tis good, but having matthew kelly on the list is a bit harsh in my opinion.

Has anyone ever set any of doghorses (is that the right name, the one who did "sturdy girl") to flash, I think Mystery Bob did one about doctor who, but are there any more?
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:35, archived)
# I did the
Dr Who one, and he has flash linked to them from his website.

www.stablesound.co.uk
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:37, archived)
# My apologises
to you. It still makes me laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:39, archived)
# Don't apologise,
Mystery Bobs stuff is top hole, so its nice to have been confused with him.
Physically though, compared to me, he is a mishapen dwarf like beast.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:41, archived)
# Yay!!
Ha ha ha...
Although the music does seem to be little out of the sync with the animation.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:35, archived)
# Try it again
it works on mine nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:36, archived)
# I did,
still a bit odd.
Its bound to get in the newsletter though, spot on.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:38, archived)
# oooo weird
aye, I hope it does. 2 bleeding days messing around in flash for a 1 minute anim. Jesus !!

It is the kind of puerile thing people like I spose.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:41, archived)
# I've spent
nearly a month doing mine, on and off.
And I bet it won;t get in the newsletter...I suppose I should finish it first.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:43, archived)
# welconm to the tireless world of animation.
5 months i slaved over my final project in uni, and for what, 3 mins 20 sec of animation.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:43, archived)
# 3 minutes!
wow, one day I hope to produce something that last three minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:46, archived)
# I'll set to stream and then re-align everything
I think I'll need to do that. Then can I mail you for a test ?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:47, archived)
# You shouldn't need to
realign anything I don't think.
I'm at work so I won't be able to see anyting till I get home.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:49, archived)
# It was off on mine too
The animation tended to lag a little behind the sound.
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:40, archived)
# If the sound is set to streaming
it will synch perfectly, if not, it does strange things.
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:42, archived)
# Right
I'll check into that.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:43, archived)
# hmmm
it has got the preloader, I thought that would sort it ?

Any other suggestions ?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:42, archived)
# I had this same problem with JPEG Baby
but for the life of me I can't remember what fixed it.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:47, archived)
# Set sound to streaming?
Solved the timing on my one. I still couldn't get it to loop nicely though, even though I had matched my bpm to the framerate.
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:55, archived)
# How do you mean ?
so if I set sound to streaming........what then do I need to do ?

EDIT : Did you set the framerate to 11.4 ? I've just done that with streaming on and it seems to work.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:58, archived)
# Well, what streaming does is...
...tell flash it's ok to drop frames if it needs to. Normally flash draws every frame, which means sound and anim can drift on someone else's machine if it is slower (or faster) than yours.

You might see no difference when you watch the swf because you were not dropping any frames (in which case you don't need to do anything), or you might find you are now out of sync, in which case you might need to add or remove frames until things line up again.

A useful trick is to pick a framerate in flash that fits with the bpm of your music - my robots anim runs at 150 bpm (which is 2.5 beats per second), so I used 10 fps, giving me 4 frames per beat, which meant it was almost impossible for me to animate anything that wasn't in time with the music.
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 12:09, archived)
# If it works for you (with streaming on)
It should work for everybody.

If I was bored I could deduce the bpm of your track from that framerate, but luckily I'm not!
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 12:15, archived)
# haha yay
fnuckin' cnut! woo
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:35, archived)
# haha very good
very woo!
(Alex is a lucky girl, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:38, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
you fucking cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:41, archived)
# I have no sound
But was singing merrily along.
That's rather woo!

by the way, I'm assuming its all about c**ts
(I helped save b3ta! Station, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:41, archived)
# KLARSE
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:42, archived)
# me synch badly too
but I feel priveleged to have been one of the first to see this glorious Ode to Spring. And cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:46, archived)
# yay!
fabby!
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:46, archived)
# Most Splendid!
A woo and a Yay to that...

Have my flash thing in return.

TJ/ how's the current round of song tennis going?
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:49, archived)
# Stuck at the moment
the bass player isn't responding so I'll have to miss him out.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:57, archived)
# All kneel before Hypnocat!
(dognutz, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:22, archived)
# /kneels
/performs fellatio
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:23, archived)
# /kneels
/performs Othello

"Reputation, reputation, reputation! O, I have lost my reputation! I have lost the immortal part of myself, and what remains is bestial."
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:24, archived)
# "Not tonight Iago,
for I have very poor and unhappy brains for drinking..."
(clutch puppy, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:29, archived)
# Hypno-hypno-cat
/Hypnocat song

EDiT: Speaking of, I'm sending some lovely B3TA cd's off today. Anyone who wants some for £5 each can contact me.......

koit at blueyonder dot co dot uk. Selling page disappeared cos blueyonder never liked me using their service to sell things. Cnuts.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:24, archived)
# I want to be
a hypnocat
(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:25, archived)
# we all do
what about a tree, or perhaps (cringe) a hippie ?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:25, archived)
# perhaps
but i'd rather be Anthony Kiedis's soap ;)

shhhh,dirty girl
(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:28, archived)
# soap?!
rock gods don't use soap!
they're licked clean by groupies
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:39, archived)
# Heh heh
I wouldn't mind doing that, infact, i'd prefer it ;)
puts pervyness back into box
(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:43, archived)
# I'm projecting a bit
when* I'm a rockstar I will insist on this method of personal hygiene.

(* not if)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:52, archived)
# Argghhh
Remembers "I want to be a hippy" by Technohead.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:31, archived)
# Bollox!
I've got that in me head now!
i wanna be a hippy and i wanna get high, lalalala something....
(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:36, archived)
# I want to be a punka
I don't know what one is ... but I'm sure I want to be one
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:37, archived)
# if your friends all bitch, you're a punka
if you dance like this, you're a punka
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:43, archived)
# one of my top ten
of all time I think
certainly top twenty
and going on repeat right now ...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:51, archived)
# pee you enn kay ayyyyyy!
PUNKA!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:56, archived)
# Yes Master
/kneels
(Gype, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:24, archived)
# *kneels*
*sees DotF's post and shows pants*
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:24, archived)
# /kneels
/hands over supply of catnip
/says 'woo'

I'm off to Sainsbury's. See you all later :)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:25, archived)
# see ya
(sbeck, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:28, archived)
# bye :)
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:30, archived)
# /kneels
/farts
(sbeck, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:25, archived)
# *kneels*
...ties shoe lace...stands and kicks Hypnocat aside before continuing on. Woo !
(Experiment 626, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:26, archived)
# ooh must obey
woo yay!
(Alex is a lucky girl, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:31, archived)
# 14/F/loves horses
lol!!111one one
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:21, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha
you disturb me.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:21, archived)
# But I'm lovely inside.
As you should know, having seen the contents of my insides.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:27, archived)
# I've helped
clear them up.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:29, archived)
# well, that clears that up

(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:30, archived)
# Arf!
Funny because true.
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:21, archived)
# Ha
Although it was funnier when it red-exed last night with the same title ;)
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:22, archived)
# not for the poor sod
who's work I would have knocked off the first page...
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:22, archived)
# Yeah
but it was a bit slow, so the last reply to that image would have been an hour ago. Possibly. Don't worry about them, be selfish, love yourself!
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:23, archived)
# *fwap*
*fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap*
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:25, archived)
# yay that's great
love the stain on his pants woo!
(Alex is a lucky girl, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:22, archived)
# haha
I never posed for you !!
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:25, archived)
# neither
did dutchbird...
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:26, archived)
# hahahahaahahha
bet she loved that
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:27, archived)
# she did in fact...
I believe she has a small version that I did of it in a guinness haze somewhere, too...
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:30, archived)
# that's
a very impressive stain.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:25, archived)
# Hahaha!
Now show me the pants.
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:30, archived)
# It's a dirty, dirty repost from last night
Wash Day on the Death Star:



Click to embiggen
(I helped save b3ta! jonnybear Jonnybear, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:16, archived)
# arf!!!!
^_^
(sbeck, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:16, archived)
# Hello Darth?
Wanna buy some pegs?
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:17, archived)
# hehe
noice werk
(Sigma5, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:19, archived)
# They pass
the Daz doorstep challenge. Whiter than white.
(Gype, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:20, archived)
# Wishy Washy
They should hang the boots the other way up, otherwise the water will never drain out completely and the troopers will have to spend their day squlching around.
(LexLexington Feels the need, the need for a speedy cup of tea, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:20, archived)
# Shit!
I didn't think of that...

Perhaps stormtroopers have special drainholes in the soles of their boots for such a purpose?

You can tell I never wash my boots, can't you?
(I helped save b3ta! jonnybear Jonnybear, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:22, archived)
# I've also never washed boots, but I have washed trainers
I just find it funny to think of armies of Storm Troopers squelching down corridors on the Death Star :-)
(LexLexington Feels the need, the need for a speedy cup of tea, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:26, archived)
# I'll give you a woo
but only this one time you dirty pearoasting freak
(edhead, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:28, archived)
# Woo gratefully accepted
As is status of dirty pearoasting bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! jonnybear Jonnybear, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:33, archived)
# My turn for new books for the under 5's


clicky for source
(sbeck, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:14, archived)
# I really laughed at that.
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:15, archived)
# Ha
the phrase bum sex always makes me laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:16, archived)
# haha
what have I started?

(dognutz, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:20, archived)
# Haha
The rude childrens book bandwagon ahoy.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:21, archived)
# hahaha
LLAL
edit: LLAL was invented last night and means Laughing Like A Loon, take it up and use it...NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Sammo, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:25, archived)
# .


Edit:easier
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:06, archived)
# um...
*scratches head*
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:08, archived)
# 'joins chobb and mother inferior with headscratching!'
EDIT: aha!!! I get it now!!! The previous one was of David Hasselhoff's amazingly hairy chest!
(sbeck, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:10, archived)
# scratches arse.
(Gype, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:11, archived)
# 'sniffs gypes finger'
(sbeck, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:12, archived)
# Yeah
smell my finger*


*You may not want to smell my finger.
(Gype, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:13, archived)
# *joins gype in arse scratching*
(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:13, archived)
# I get them,
but I can't resist joining a good old fashioned scratch-a-thon.
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:13, archived)
# I get it too
it's just that my grapes are playing up.
(Gype, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:17, archived)
# Aye,
'tis that time of year.
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:19, archived)
# Erm
*Finger up nose*
*Scratches brain*
(LexLexington Feels the need, the need for a speedy cup of tea, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:16, archived)
# That would be pointless
as your brain can't feel anything..

/gets coat
(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:20, archived)
# True but
If you scratch the right bit it makes your leg twitch

100% fact
(LexLexington Feels the need, the need for a speedy cup of tea, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:22, archived)
# oooooooooooh
Thats a good excuse to use if you kick someone-"Oh, sorry, I was just scratching my brain"
(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:24, archived)
# Whaaat? Have a drunken pearoast
(gowithnoakes, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:08, archived)
# ahahaa!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:12, archived)
#
(osiem, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:12, archived)
# haha looked at file name
great!
(Alex is a lucky girl, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:14, archived)
# not sure why but
eeuuggghhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is as puzzled as the oyster, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:10, archived)
# I get them
Ignore the rest! Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:11, archived)
# Well,
That is a life size "cutout" (literally cutout) of Willy the whale. The previous one was a life size chunk of Hasselhoffs hairy chest.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:15, archived)
# Think of taking a life size
picture of willy the whale. Then cutting out a section of that picture, and looking at it by itself.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:17, archived)
# Yeah.
I'm trying to raise a titter but it's not happening.
/looks down back of sofa for sense of humour
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:23, archived)
# Repost (but as it's quiet)

The pecking order
(Sigma5, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:03, archived)
# Oh
well done that person! Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Olembe Refuses to write in this space, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:04, archived)
# Why all the political pictures?

Have I missed some momentous occasion?
[edit:][edit:]Nothing to see here. Move along.[/edit:][/edit]
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:06, archived)
# Fuck them


Fuck them Hard.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:09, archived)
# I have no idea
but I just remembered something very important.

Is John McCririck dead or was it a dream ?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:09, archived)
# I guess it must have been then
but everything was so clear and in the dream, it was last night with me where I was. How odd.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:15, archived)
# I think
it was just a lovely dream. Try and go back to sleep and see if you can pick it up again. of course, if horse racing in general were dead, the world would be a much happier place.
(I helped save b3ta! Olembe Refuses to write in this space, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:11, archived)
# Oh my God
perfect sentiments. Horse racing = shite.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:14, archived)
# no reason really
I've got no axe to grind but politicians should expect to have the piss taken
It's what we Brits do best
(Sigma5, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:11, archived)
# that really is very good
woo yay houpla
(Alex is a lucky girl, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:10, archived)
# that's lovely
have a Woo! on me.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:48, archived)
# Meet the new boss...


just the same as the old boss...
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 10:58, archived)
# Blimey!
/puts head down and pretends to be working very hard
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:00, archived)
# he hee hee
fatcat
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:02, archived)
# Old Boss:

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:02, archived)
# 10 Downing St picture
Chas n Dave of the Labour party

yip yap yip yap rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit

(Sigma5, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 10:52, archived)
# hehe
toppage shoppage
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 10:53, archived)
# That
rocks
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 10:53, archived)
# Hehe!
Well done :)
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 10:57, archived)
# woo
nice shopping!!!

EDIT: bit quiet today isn't it - plus best of board goes back to saturday!
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is as puzzled as the oyster, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 10:58, archived)
# It's very quiet.
Yes, there have definitely been FPworthy posts since then.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:02, archived)
# I know!
But where are the mods?

Plus the above one, while woo, is too large (unlike the one above *cough*)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:04, archived)
# Mind you
it's not like the mods get paid or owt so we can't complain, really. Submit your pic to shouldbeafp.co.uk or whatever it's called.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:06, archived)
# marvellous
gertcha!
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:04, archived)
# another random paintmash (don't know why, ok?)
(professor honky straight fonky, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 10:46, archived)
# nutter!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 10:52, archived)
# hehehe is he dribbling
woo
(Alex is a lucky girl, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 10:55, archived)
# I made a dribbler too yesterday :)
Dribble Dribble
(devilstick, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 10:57, archived)
# hehe and it's very good
woo again!
(Alex is a lucky girl, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 10:59, archived)
# I Quit!
I'm going to hand my notice in and go work for a company that can pay me enough to support my lavish lifestyle.

I can't be arsed writing a letter and was hoping that someone could supply a suitable piece of artwork that that my boss would easily understand.

Hopefully my new job will also allow me an opportunity to actually post something on here!
(Benz, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 10:57, archived)
#


Or failing that just hand a piece of paper with a red ex on it.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 10:58, archived)
# Have you got another job lined up?
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 10:58, archived)
# Yes ...
... possibly two, but can only accept one on account of my cronic laziness
(Benz, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:01, archived)
# In that case
I'd print out magnum's nob and walk out.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:03, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:06, archived)
# Is there a kind soul here who could kindly host
a 620kb flash animation for me ?

Someone who could maybe take a newsletter hit, should it make it in there. It is NSFW on account of swearing.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 10:45, archived)
# 50megs provides free, decent hosting for such piddling amounts.
www.50megs.com/

(Meanwhile, I still need someone to lend me 10 meg of webspace for a most amusing video I've purloined.)
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 10:48, archived)
# I'm a student
I aint paying shit !
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 10:48, archived)
# free
free
free
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...
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.


(Tax dodger.)
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 10:50, archived)
# just looked
0.5gb bw per month

Wouldn't handle a newsletter hit.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 10:51, archived)
# it's bandwidth capped though
if something got into the newsletter, it'd die immediately
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 10:51, archived)
# You are as wise as you are long haired
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 10:52, archived)
# i'm going bald
i think i'm going stupid too...
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 10:54, archived)
# Samson
calling Samson !

We have a traitor who needs sorting
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 10:56, archived)
# E-mail in thingummy.
Profile. That's the one.
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 10:50, archived)
# Emailed as appropriate
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 10:52, archived)
# pearoast
from yesterday evening. my brain is empty this morning.



naughty kitty gonna feel grotty when he wakes up tomorrow!
(I helped save b3ta! Ishani, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 10:45, archived)
# eeeeeeeewwwwwww
dont give that stuff to anyone its leathal.

woo, nice shadow on the bottle.
(I helped save b3ta! Disco Dancer, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 10:50, archived)
# Yup
I recognise that... scum.
(Hey Jonny, Park! Fluffeh Pleece, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 10:52, archived)
# I like that rather a lot
Simple but effective - Yay for you!
'ning people
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 10:53, archived)
# My mate
tried some of that once. She stared at her nails in amazement and when asked what the blurdy hell she was doing she said "Be kind to your fingernails, for they are your gouging friends"
(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 10:54, archived)
# Me and my girl sealclubbin, me and my girl out on the ice.....

(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 10:40, archived)
# the latest results...
fried eggs 2 (3%)
flying saucers 4 (7%)
wiggly worms 0 (0%)
cola bottles 7 (13%)
milk bottles 4 (7%)
jelly babies 0 (0%)
shrimps 5 (9%)
sours 30 (56%)
they're bad for your teeth 1 (1%)
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 10:45, archived)
# How can
sours possibly be winning?
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 10:47, archived)
# god knows.....
i do have some friends with strange tastes*



*in sweets
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 10:49, archived)
# what about
Wham Bars! they rocked
(I helped save b3ta! The Ginja Ninja, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:00, archived)
# But it was impossible to unwrap them
without leaving a little triangle of wrapper stuck on the bar. Same with Highland Toffee, which I think came from the same manufacturer
(I helped save b3ta! Olembe Refuses to write in this space, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:10, archived)
# Didn't Marti Pellow's girfriend sue them
because Highland Toffee Bars rotted her teeth?
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:13, archived)
# because
they're the bestest of course.
(teasus likes tea, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:13, archived)
# Hmmm!
I can't believe flying saucers aren't doing better.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 10:48, archived)
# They have
a niche audience, although they are fiercely proud of their sweets
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 10:55, archived)
# I was mad about them as a kid.
They don't taste that good but I think it was the novelty of them being made of rice paper that attracted me.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 10:59, archived)
# hehe I voted for fried eggs
but it's not doing very well
(Alex is a lucky girl, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 10:51, archived)
# Are the cola bottles the sugar-coated type
or the slick rubbery ones?

This is a key issue in determining how I vote.
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 10:53, archived)
# I like both
but I can see how this would be an issue for other tastes.
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 10:54, archived)
# They'd better be the sugar coated ones
that make you twitch. Otherwise I want my vote back.
(I helped save b3ta! Olembe Refuses to write in this space, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 10:54, archived)
# both
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 10:55, archived)
# So, it's like the Liberal-SDP Alliance?
Hmmm ... if history has taught us anything, it's that the centre cannot hold.

In response, I'm weighing up the merits of a tactical vote for shrimps.
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 10:59, archived)
# Right
I DO want my vote back. I'm not supporting those weird floppy things.
(I helped save b3ta! Olembe Refuses to write in this space, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:02, archived)
# Cola bottles
Were by far the yummiest sweet ever.

100% fact ish
(LexLexington Feels the need, the need for a speedy cup of tea, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 10:54, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! alexr, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 10:38, archived)
# :)
one from my archive:

(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 10:40, archived)
# Delurking
just to say "Woo", I like that. Reflections and all.
(alfwine buggerbridge, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 11:42, archived)
# Mmmmmm Tasty
(OhnobMcWizzPop, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 10:38, archived)
# eeeeeewwwwwwww
hahaha
(zut, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 10:40, archived)
# April 1st Tommorow....
Anyone got any good prank ideas for the office. My imagination is at an all time low
(Bingo, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 10:36, archived)
# Stick a pull sign on a door you need to push.
Hours of fun.

edit: Actually, we did that when I worked in Boots Opticians. It was a glass door and we sat and pissed ourselves at all the pensioners trying to get in.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 10:36, archived)
# work
with enough fools as it is let alone having a entire day for them to do jokes that were bad in the play ground let alone done by adults.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 10:39, archived)
# These
sound like the words of a bitter man
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 10:42, archived)
# Indeed they do.
I used to love a bit of japery at work.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 10:42, archived)
# Well
its just the people i`ll be working with tomorrow are as funny as er something not very funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 10:45, archived)
# nah
not bitter as such,just work with a bunch of morons.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 10:43, archived)
# As I always say
I'm not bitter, I'm just a little tart
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 10:44, archived)
# Walk into a wall.
That would be hilarious.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 10:36, archived)
# kill everyone and then post their bodies in pieces to their relatives
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 10:37, archived)
# Could you reprase that
as a kitten without a parachute?
(zut, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 10:37, archived)
# Oh
the hilarity.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 10:38, archived)
# just a thought
about the upcoming film


(thenipplelesswonder there's no "i" in team, but there's a U in cunt..., Wed 31 Mar 2004, 10:35, archived)
# Oh
it is Christopher Biggins!

The board needs more Christopher Biggins, but shirley his Batman would need to wear a dress..?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 10:41, archived)
# shirly
batman...so thats his first name :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 10:43, archived)
# shirley
christopher biggins as catwoman
(I helped save b3ta! Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 10:45, archived)
# christopher biggins as catwoman
wouldn't really go with the film title though....
(thenipplelesswonder there's no "i" in team, but there's a U in cunt..., Wed 31 Mar 2004, 10:52, archived)

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