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#
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:21, archived)
# Heheheheh.
Yay for graph-paper divers!
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:23, archived)
# Looks like someone
forgot to fill their pool...
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:23, archived)
# wooyay
that needs blood splatter like in your death game methinks
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:23, archived)
# say...
on your death game there...
why doesn't shooting the animals kill them?
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:38, archived)
# eh?
you mean they dont explode in a shower of blood?
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:39, archived)
# maybe like once every 100th time
but I'm using a mac, so who cares about me.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:41, archived)
# what speeds your
compy?
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:42, archived)
# here kitty
(peewee13, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:19, archived)
# Disturbing

but wyh
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:21, archived)
# Yummy.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:24, archived)
# WYH
beef chow mein, fried rice, 2 cans of coke and a sweet and sour kitten please.

(texasjohn, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:28, archived)
# "my precious"
(I helped save b3ta! Reme Philips laid an epic dump on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:18, archived)
# <>
(mixtapes, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:20, archived)
# what
(1, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:21, archived)
# why
HAIR! HAIR! HAIR! HAIR! HAIR! HAIR! HAIR! HAIR! HAIR! HAIR! HAIR! HAIR! HAIR! HAIR! HAIR! HAIR! HAIR! HAIR! HAIR! HAIR! HAIR!
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:22, archived)
# ><
(mixtapes, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:22, archived)
# eek!
it's a baby with tits!

(technically totally illegal, i think)
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:39, archived)
# damn
never thought of it that way.


avert your eyes!
(mixtapes, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:44, archived)
# eeww
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:22, archived)
# yum yum
(peewee13, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:23, archived)
# WOW!
That Woody Allen is awsome!!!!!
My favorite film is Sleeper
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:35, archived)
# bitch
(I helped save b3ta! Reme Philips laid an epic dump on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:24, archived)
# ;)
(mixtapes, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:25, archived)
# ditto
(peewee13, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:28, archived)
# He is guilty*

*100% of fact
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:31, archived)
# i've got proof
(peewee13, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:40, archived)
# 100% of
lol
(mixtapes, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:36, archived)
# pearoast
for the third time, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:22, archived)
# 1st pearoast
bitch
(I helped save b3ta! Reme Philips laid an epic dump on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:25, archived)
# i'm wrong
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:29, archived)
# You're wrong


but he's just admitted to pearoasting.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:38, archived)
# Bush's new WMD
(falic, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:17, archived)
# Farty penguin!
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:18, archived)
# It's penguin night tonight oh yes

Oh yes it's penguin night, oh what a night.
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:18, archived)
# wooo
and i would go as far as yay
(I helped save b3ta! Reme Philips laid an epic dump on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:18, archived)
# Yay!
Who says they can't fly?
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:20, archived)
# and if they dont...
BUSH WILL MAKE THEM!!!!
(falic, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:21, archived)
# Oo Oo I've got one of them, but mine's israeli

tiny wee pearoast
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:22, archived)
# THE pUNNAGE!
no more!!! that killed me har har
(falic, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:25, archived)
# Maradona, Get Well

see?, it was god!
(I helped save b3ta! hugo-a-gogo has no sig, the gayer, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:05, archived)
# woo
though i think i see some shit on his finger.

either that, or my somewhat disturbingingly dirty mind.
(b34ch3r, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:08, archived)
#
goatse = the hands of god? :S
(I helped save b3ta! hugo-a-gogo has no sig, the gayer, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:09, archived)
# i doubt he wears
a wedding ring
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:10, archived)
#
isn't he married to all them nuns?
(I helped save b3ta! hugo-a-gogo has no sig, the gayer, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:11, archived)
# no
but he's screwing them anyway...
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:12, archived)
# hooray for God's interventions!

pearoastage
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:11, archived)
# i sold 97% of my LEGO many years ago
big mistake :(
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:16, archived)
# I still have mine :D
And I still dont have the hogwarts express which ive been asking santa for, for 3 years.
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:18, archived)
# hah
i've still got three and a half crates

what for, i don't know

but i've still got more than you
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:19, archived)
# i think mine is up the loft somewhere
did you have the police station with that garage door that worked like a real garage door?
(I helped save b3ta! Reme Philips laid an epic dump on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:21, archived)
# yes i think so. :)
i also had the small castle with knights and stuff :) and looooots of small vehicles

however, building custom lego machines was the best.
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:32, archived)
# Hahaha

pearoastage or not, that deserves a fp.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:41, archived)
# Joss rules...
(rupturedtoad, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:04, archived)
# ARF!
The Punnage
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:05, archived)
# YES!
brulleeeant!
(pleasedeletemeplease, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:06, archived)
# OMFG
*holds nose*
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:06, archived)
# HA!
Genius
(I helped save b3ta! blindmelon, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:08, archived)
# The scary truth

The End of The World!
(Dinsdale v Spiny Norman, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:04, archived)
# hahahaha
W O O
(I helped save b3ta! blindmelon, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:06, archived)
# haha!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:06, archived)
# keeping in the trekky vein
(peewee13, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:02, archived)
# ...
I don't get it...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:03, archived)
#
it's like snow without the snow
(I helped save b3ta! blindmelon, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:05, archived)
# Ah!
The animation just started.
(I helped save b3ta! blindmelon, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:10, archived)
# And remember kids:
Linux is only free if your time is worth nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:16, archived)
[challenge entry] SECRET AGENT CATS
(fenderbender, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:00, archived)
# *waits for it to animate*
*checks file type*

hhmm
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:01, archived)
# *waits for it to animate*
*checks file type*

hhmm
(pleasedeletemeplease, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:04, archived)
#
*waits for it to animate*
*checks file type*

hhmm
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:04, archived)
# What they said.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:06, archived)
# err...
what the jibble?
(The Spelling Police, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:05, archived)
# hmmm
i always thought marilyn monroe was kinda foxeh :D
(b34ch3r, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:04, archived)
# ehhh
!
(brokenface, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:07, archived)
# I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:25, archived)
# Careful now!
(I helped save b3ta! DoctorGonzo should be more drunk, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:58, archived)
# Yeah, BITCH!
Who's the ugly ducking NOW?!

Huh?

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:59, archived)
# He's a gonna
Woo!

Down with that sort of thing
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:00, archived)
# i quote
I quote
"Whoo"
(Rhythm pants, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Department for wasting road tax revenue.


Fucktards.
(I helped save b3ta! blindmelon, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:58, archived)
# yes
i thought so
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:59, archived)
# Reply
Message.


I love that! WOOOOOOOOOOO
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:01, archived)
# hahahaha
woo!

oh go on, i'll throw in a yay too
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:01, archived)
# *sniff
you're too kind!
(I helped save b3ta! blindmelon, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:02, archived)
# NICE!
would they post a sign indicating where beggars can stand around my neighbourhood, please?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:02, archived)
# In my neighbourhood
the beggars all stand around cashmachines trying to guilt trip you into giving them 20 quid or something.
(I helped save b3ta! blindmelon, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:03, archived)
# I have a friend
who lives in San Francisco who played a terrible trick on a homepless guy once.

Homeless guy: "Hey man, you got an extra cigarette?"

Mike: *fumbles around pockets, pulls out a book of matches. Takes one match out and light it, then lights the entire book. Hands it to homeless guy* "Here, hold this." *walks off*

me: *laughs then walks waay fast*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:09, archived)
# hahahaha
What an evil bastard. I like it. I like it muchly.
(I helped save b3ta! blindmelon, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:11, archived)
# twas hilarious...
the guy was dumbfounded.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:13, archived)
# well
thats kind of ambiguous, where the hell is the sign for the double yellow lines.
(b34ch3r, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:03, archived)
# my bad
that'll come in the next budget. or out of parking fine revenue.
(I helped save b3ta! blindmelon, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:04, archived)
# splendid.
jolly good show, old bean, what.
(Slurpy The Frog, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:12, archived)
# I've seen
a roundabout exactly like that...



No roads off it. Just a round thing in the middle of the road.

It's here.
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:16, archived)
# Tunnel
vent.
(tomsk, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:41, archived)
# Thats not too far from the truth!
And around here it's even worse coz every sign is written in English AND Welsh... waste of fucking money...
(I helped save b3ta! DoctorGonzo should be more drunk, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:19, archived)
# lol
Veeeeeery good! You've obviously driven through my town!
(judigbr9430, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:00, archived)
#


Good morning (here at least) all!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:56, archived)
# I like that!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:58, archived)
# hello,
thats rather splendid! Woo/Yay/Houpla
(I helped save b3ta! DoctorGonzo should be more drunk, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:59, archived)
# reminds me of simcity 4 ads
woo and yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:04, archived)
# What is wrong with this Picture ? ( from "trekky" post earlier)
(peewee13, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:54, archived)
# ...

*crickets*

...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:57, archived)
# Hes a Trekky
and he has Chicks....
(Catt What? well maybe.. yes?, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:57, archived)
# Is the brunette
a cross-dresser?
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:58, archived)
# i think it's
miriam.. that bloke who was a girl who all the blokes fancied from that tv programme 'there's something about miriam' if anyone uderstands what i just said then they deserve a medal
(falic, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:59, archived)
# Is it a metal medal
or one of those plastic ones with the imbedded whistle?

/edit: uderstands is a very difficult cow trick!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:01, archived)
# i understand
miriam had a cock
(The Spelling Police, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:01, archived)
# I'm a dr who fan
and I am actually wuite good with the layddeeez.
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:58, archived)
# i bet you have a long scarf then
.
(peewee13, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:59, archived)
# I have a Tom Baker scarf.
Lovely and warm in winter... but sometimes it trails in the slushy snow :(
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:00, archived)
# He's not actually fighting very hard?
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:00, archived)
# your paintmash
resembles my mate Scott before his haircut yesterday.
(I helped save b3ta! Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:04, archived)
# paintmash?
i should think now sirrah, this is the program that came with my graphics tablet.
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:07, archived)
# Then 'tis truly a wonderous program
to be mistaken for the mighty MS Paint.
(I helped save b3ta! Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:08, archived)
# nay
'tis but a testament to mine lack of talent within these weak and mortal hands
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:10, archived)
# his badge is far too big
each person only has 2 teeth
his ear is tiny
his ring finger and little finger knuckles are too big compared to his other knuckles
two of his fingers are as thick as one lady's arm
he has no lips
his eyebrows are black, while his hair is brown
the right golden disc in the background in the bottom left is slightly wonkey
there doesn't appear to be a ceiling

how many did i miss?
(Slurpy The Frog, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:18, archived)
# Flash Gordon: Outakes & Fluffed lines


apologies if done before
(I helped save b3ta! Roman Totale, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:53, archived)
# That's no God!
That's Jesus.
Well, I suppose he was also God, the Trinity and all.
*B3ta R.E. Lesson Over*
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:54, archived)
# refers to shamrock
Father, Son & Holy Ghost.

Did you know that Trinity was the name of the place where the first nuclear bomb was tested?
(I helped save b3ta! Roman Totale, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:56, archived)
# No.
I have heard theories about a place in the middle of Australia? Was that it?
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:58, archived)
# No
'tis in New Mexico. Famous film footage shows a couple of deserted barns and a water tower being vaporised.

I never knew B3ta would be so fascinating
(I helped save b3ta! Roman Totale, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:02, archived)
# really?
Did you also know that when the bomb was tested, the sand at ground zero was melted down and became a new element?

(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:01, archived)
# Facts of the Day eh?
Did you know Spencer Perceville was the only British Prime Minister to be assassinated. Well... until my plan comes into force *rubs her evil genius hands with glee*
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:03, archived)
# just looked it up
Atomcite, later changed to Trinicite
(I helped save b3ta! Roman Totale, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:07, archived)
# I'd have thought...
... it would be Bombcite.
*Chortle*
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:08, archived)
# i wish i could think of something better but...
(falic, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:52, archived)
# My granny
has some of that in her kitchen.........

WOO PIC
(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:53, archived)
# i've got some in my kitchen!
or should i say my mum's kitchen... its quite nice actually
(falic, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:54, archived)
# What exactly
is it? all I took in was 2 men, 1 in a kilt, and "Camp"
(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:58, archived)
# its this coffe stuff
its a kind of syrup... like cold coffe, iced coffe as it were. rather old school. try it next time you're round your grans!
(falic, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:00, archived)
# Hmmmmmm......
I don't visit her a lot, she tends to smell...

I'm going to hell, aren't I?
(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:04, archived)
# haha
quite possibly... mine smells a bit. is it incontinance, or just the smell of rotting old people?

(im going to hell now too arent i?!)
(falic, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:09, archived)
# heehee rotting aliiiive
ill see you on the bus....
(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:12, archived)
# we are bad
:P
(falic, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:15, archived)
# Meh,
can't be bad if it feels so damn good :P
(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:16, archived)
# i like your way of thinking
despite it being just a little bit wrong!
(falic, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:18, archived)
# Heroes in a half shell


When the evil Jamie attacks
These turtle boys don't cut him no slack..
(brokenface, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:50, archived)
# Haha
I read the other day that the word Cunt is for more in usage than ever before.

I think this is directly the fault of Jamie Oliver

Also, I'm buying this of Ebay..

i19.ebayimg.com/03/i/01/a8/f5/15_1_b.JPG
Dapper!
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:52, archived)
# yarr
dapper that be
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:54, archived)
# Dangerously
Austin Powers
(brokenface, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:54, archived)
# I can
get away with it
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:59, archived)
# that's a very oddly composed picture
but anything that involved jaime oliver and the hitting thereof get kudos from me, and extra kudos for ninja turtles
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:53, archived)
# damn
that mutagenic rat, splinter.

*curses with fist*

DAMN THEIR ENTIRE SPECIES.

aside; WOO and the occasional YAY
(b34ch3r, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:54, archived)
# Yet Another Shit Pun...


No reason...
(I helped save b3ta! StuartB Official Operator of Macs, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:38, archived)
# Do you ever need a reason for a shit pun?
I think not...

Woo..
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:39, archived)
# hmmm
like the tea-cosy
(b34ch3r, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:39, archived)
# kettle fish?
that's a squid, surely?

(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:41, archived)
# Mind-the-piss

EDIT: It's a Cuttlefish
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:41, archived)
# hah!
i piss on your mind!
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:43, archived)
# i'm sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:47, archived)
# (surprised and mildly disturbed face)
are penises meant to be like that?
(b34ch3r, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:49, archived)
# what?
isn't yours?
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:50, archived)
# *thinking of witty remark*
just commnting on the incredibly microscopic size.

and the fact of the mangled and mamed end.

So no, it isn't. *deeper tone of voice* Why, is yours?
(b34ch3r, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:52, archived)
# actualy
if thats a human bain, that willy must be at least 9" long
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:53, archived)
# correct
but theyre extremely large words
(b34ch3r, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:56, archived)
# they are
when you're as crap with a graphics tablet as i am
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:50, archived)
# Kettle-fish
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:41, archived)
# the
inky discharge can flavour your cuppa' char*

*as some stokies like to call it
(b34ch3r, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:43, archived)
# Might turn it Earl GREY

/coat
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:44, archived)
# earl
BLUE
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:45, archived)
# could be...
...a seapot?
(pleasedeletemeplease, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:43, archived)
# The secret life of otters...

Not a repost*



*Might not be true...
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:32, archived)
# woo
i've come for you jimmy gooder....
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:33, archived)
# Ah! Stop the pigeon!
Thought I recognised it....
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:42, archived)
# /doffs cap
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:43, archived)
# Yippee!! magnifico!


(tezdude, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:33, archived)
# well, smells of pearoast to me...
but tis woo - sort but sweet. woo 'n yay sir
(I helped save b3ta! tico, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:34, archived)
# hahahah
where was "this town aint big enough for the both of us"
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:34, archived)
# fan-bliddy-tastic
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:34, archived)
# Apologies for threadjack...
but which of you is behind this?

Sorry if it's been glasscocked to death already.
(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_ =o.o=, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:37, archived)
# I blame Charles.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:46, archived)
# was he in charge?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 19:10, archived)
# That is sweet as
big up yourself in a area
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:39, archived)
# hahahaha!
wonderful!
w/y/h!
(yakmonkey, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:45, archived)
# but
did you know this?
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:49, archived)
# The females give
powdered milk...
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:52, archived)
# oooooh that's otterly fantastic!
woooooo
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:51, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:32, archived)
# hehe
woo to you. nice shoppage :)
(I helped save b3ta! tico, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:33, archived)
# 2 CD of complete silence?
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:33, archived)
# with
the occasional tapping of a magic wand on the table - and im sure Sweep has a little cameo appearance around the 45th minute
(I helped save b3ta! tico, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:34, archived)
# Oh yeah
Perhaps some pro-rock style 30 minute wand tapping solo, followed by Peter Gabriel Sweep squeaking random lyrics...
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:37, archived)
# Hehehe!
Soo the Panda could sing!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:39, archived)
# i had a sooty tape
her singing was appalling.

So probably just right for some cheesy dance music.
(I helped save b3ta! tico, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:39, archived)
# *shudders at idea of matthew corbett singing*
*shudders at idea of ronnie corbett singing*
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:41, archived)
# *shudders at the idea of ronnie corbett*
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:51, archived)
# ahahahahah
with one guest track with only the words 'what's that sooty? You want to put your hands in the air? Why would you want to do that? *pause* you just don't care?"
(1, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:35, archived)
# im tempted
to make a rave of that for my site (shamless plug - sorry), Just for the comedy factor. Fancy a cameo appearance?

/edit Wait...if i said sorry, its not a shameless plug. so there.
(I helped save b3ta! tico, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:36, archived)
# Sadly...
... I can hear that. (Contacts Sooty's agent and suggests it).
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:43, archived)
# oh yeah, this was the inspiration...
ministry of shit
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:43, archived)
[challenge entry] The department of ludicrous-safety-to-avoid-lawsuits
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:27, archived)
# Hehe
Woo to warning sign warnings.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:28, archived)
# I love it...
but i don't know why..woo!
(tezdude, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:28, archived)
# Didint get it at first
But woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:29, archived)
# dum de doo
aargh - i slipped on the damn floor - im gonna sue every one of you-grr. If only you put a sign down or something.
(I helped save b3ta! tico, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:29, archived)
# Heh... They're like rabbits...
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:30, archived)
# Haha!
I'm surprised they haven't done that already.
Woo!

edit: *cough* surely there's a government department behind that sort of thing? *cough*
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:30, archived)
# Woo!

are they hovering?
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:31, archived)
# A detailed study*
/autocomplete

woo!
(1, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:33, archived)
# why dont I have autcomplete on opera?
Bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:36, archived)

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