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arrgghhhh

quick, crap and inspired by the blairicorn,sadly

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:56, archived)

Shitting Bull?

woo!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:58, archived)

Fly my pretties kill them all... leave none alive to tell tale of it.

Attack of the Cats - flash movie now a game!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:53, archived)

your not planning on crushing your agent are you???

that rocks by the by

love the music!!

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:55, archived)

It depends on whether you smell of cabbage and/or

eat yours or other people's earwax.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:57, archived)

i dont smell (that i know of)

and i have never knowingly eaten my own earwax.

hows your site going? signed up the other day

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:59, archived)

Well I haven't got that many member as yet

and I do need to get around to doing more tutorials and adding stuff to the site.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:00, archived)

it'll grow

i'll be your marketing manager as well if you want

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:02, archived)

Ah that'll be good but do I have any markets to manage?

I'll hang around the fish market and see.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:04, archived)

nah that'll make you smell worse than me

leave everything to me.

"this time next year maiden, we'll be rich!"

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:05, archived)

Right I'll start buying things on credit

right now. haha

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:11, archived)

oooh

i heart you and your fine ~~norks~~ work

/edit 320 points..and i cleaned my ears

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Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:55, archived)

should I write these points in my chutzpah graph?

I'm keeping tally of who's got the chutzpah.

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wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:57, archived)

yes i want points :-)

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Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:00, archived)

I thought the points were for the lady of nork... i mean.. fine works?

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wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:02, archived)

yes maiden should get those points

that was my score in the game

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Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:04, archived)

ahhh

*understands*
5 points to maiden for a fine game.

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wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:11, archived)

Awww thanks for that

- nothing to do with my norks I hope?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:14, archived)

woo!

this is indeed much better than your animation..

this is dubble woo, and at least triple yay.
and possibly a undifiable multiple houpla!

(don rico, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:56, archived)

I like this

I'm good at it.
660. woo!

(Abscond, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:57, archived)

i smell cabbagey, apparently

absolutely woosome game

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:57, archived)

woo

(The Spelling Police, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:58, archived)

Haha - well done

my killer kitties will get you next time, you see if they don't. *shakes fists, sulks some more*

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:03, archived)

you should submit that to the newsletter

:-) woonderful

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Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:05, archived)

I already did via email

it'll probably get bounced back as it did last time. I hope it does get in though but I shall now cringe in expectation of a severe bandwidth busting.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:10, archived)

hahaha

beat you.

*runs away skipping merrily, like a girl*

(Abscond, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:05, archived)

thats

absolutely genius

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anythingbutthisactually, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:58, archived)

woo i finally made me a blairicorn and his name will be...uhhh...DICKHEAD!!!!

(That guy with a hat., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:53, archived)

Illicit photo from the undisclosed location...

/ I know, I know.. seamless

(Pastor of Muppets, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:51, archived)

hahahahaa

that`s class!

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:57, archived)

Thanks...

for your lovely chortle of encouragement... bless you

(Pastor of Muppets, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:06, archived)

My monkey's on the chicken

naughty monkey - spank spank spank

www.b3ta.com/board/3070523

I have way too much time on my hands

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:48, archived)

ride em monkey

that am woo

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Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:49, archived)

did you get your pic viewing problem sorted

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Dill, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:51, archived)

apparently

my browser had a severe distaste for you..

lol i can see everyone elses just fine, but i couldnt even get into your gallery or the direct link you sent this morn.

go figure?

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Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:52, archived)

maybe you've got freeserve blocked?

seeems wierd, and I'm paranoid enough thanks

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Dill, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:54, archived)

mebbe its cause i use

aol...cringe

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Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:57, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*breathe*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

that are too woo

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:54, archived)

wooh, mulitple me

no photoshopping or anything done to it, jus a camera and a torch

(maccad, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:46, archived)

Who are you?

Jamie Oliver's younger brother??? ;)

(LittleTerryFuckwit Check out my gavel pits. Judge me., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:48, archived)

total

mind peas.

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Stickman_ben, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:49, archived)

i'm not here

honest

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:50, archived)

oh.

right you are, then.

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Stickman_ben, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:57, archived)

Well well well

Are you a handsome fellow?

Nice torch play there

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:49, archived)

Multiple exposure?

High tech.

You could make some good artistic pictures that way.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:50, archived)

all in one exposure

15 secs shutter opening getting sister to turn torch on when i moved into a new position. dodgy posing for the camera though. look at my website and theres some alright artisitic ones. you'll have to sift throgh the crap though

(maccad, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:51, archived)

Cunningly done!

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:53, archived)

very nice i must say

very very nice!

(don rico, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:51, archived)

I'm

really, truelly, terribly sorry, at a glance I saw that and thought it was that Jamie Oliver fool. Which meant that I was going to post something about him enjoying eating Oxo cubes with the wrapper on and making a sort of 'gnyom gnyom' noise. E.g. "I lub optho pthubes...gnyom gnyom gnyom"

I love the word gnyom, its one of the hardest onomatopoeias to spell - 100% of FACT

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Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:52, archived)

nicely done

i will take this opertunity to link to my timelapse photo of sarisani in utrecht

www.sojomedia.co.uk/holland/resized/kings_holland%20111Resized.jpg

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dipdapdop, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:53, archived)

Thats very nice

Woo!

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:57, archived)

I loiks the water pic on you site

Very arty, very woo

(generalname, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:02, archived)

(Dinsdale v Spiny Norman, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:45, archived)

Is it sad

that I remember where that bit is in the game?

(Abscond, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:47, archived)

Really?

Are you sure?

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:48, archived)

probably

is it so sad that I still play it?

(Dinsdale v Spiny Norman, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:48, archived)

Of course not

I do beleive the word your looking for is "retro"

(Abscond, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:52, archived)

i feel like a little nostalgia

time to load up and go ROM hunting

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Red wine and cheese., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:49, archived)

Is that the first

or second part of that level? I can do the first on in about 35 seconds and the second (including the boss!) in about 55. Aren't I so woo? *cough*

I'll go back to lurking again now.

(BlackCat, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:54, archived)

first bit. couldnt be arsed to wait for a better set up.

(Dinsdale v Spiny Norman, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:56, archived)

my money's on Dinsdale

specially if Doug's helping him

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Dill, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:48, archived)

Probably done before...

but made me laugh

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wupwupwup wupwupwup, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:43, archived)

Hmm....

I think Maradona has bigger breasts than that.

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Malchick, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:45, archived)

I *Heart* Madonna

bastards

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:45, archived)

woo

and yay!

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:58, archived)

It's Always Nice To Meet Ones Heroes

c'mon Ron, show us that bending over self fellatio trick

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:43, archived)

I like that

and I shall reply as no one else has.

*WOO*

I swear that Ron guy *is* Har Mar Superstar... Who I randomly saw perform live when he turned up unscheduled at some other gig I was at. Can't remember who's but I think it was at the London Astoria. (Not that anyone cares)

(BlackCat, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:57, archived)

(: cheers!

I'm glad someone got it anyway

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:17, archived)

Sorry.

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Malchick, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:42, archived)

Bandwagons.

Like toilet walls.

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gnu2000, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:45, archived)

I promise you

This is my last bandwagon ever.
*weeps mercilessly*

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Malchick, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:46, archived)

You

get drunk and fall asleep leaning on bandwagons, prompting your mates to take photos and post them on the web? Btw, I dont know if you saw it earlier but I complimented your usename, it made me titter like a schoolgirl.

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Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:47, archived)

Oh! That's so nice of you!

*titters like a schoolgirl too*
*blushes*
*looks down*

One person starts writing, everybody does. Nothing funny or original ever comes out. (May not be completely true.) Oh, and you can catch a disease if you touch it with your penis.

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gnu2000, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:58, archived)

Never piss off your only computer literate member of staff

Or this will happen

Thanks to this program
daisyman.arsware.org/dms/
and some ingenious usage of windows task scheduler

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:40, archived)

Badgers and Rabbits!

Woo!

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Stickman_ben, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:41, archived)

*takes note*

*TAKES NOTE HARD*

(Icouldsleepforever, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:41, archived)

har har!

Fantastic!

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sof sof, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:47, archived)

...

surely you should be posting teh uplaod codez to the dodgy russian haxors?

(Joey[kins], Tue 20 Apr 2004, 20:19, archived)

please

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rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:38, archived)

Crop

that picture like a crazy bitch.

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Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:38, archived)

yeah

quite right sir - stop this madness i say

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tico, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:39, archived)

pre-emptive bandwagon halting pearoast from late last night

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slight wiff of cabbage, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:41, archived)

I demand more

of this man.
I utterly demand!

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Stickman_ben, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:46, archived)

im working on no.2

now but its sucking arses so far, much belmness

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slight wiff of cabbage, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:47, archived)

how do you do them?

Are they hand drawn? They have a really organic feel*

*arty nonsense alert...

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Stickman_ben, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:51, archived)

yup

biro on paper, then onto computer, faff with it a bit

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slight wiff of cabbage, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:54, archived)

beautiful!

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Stickman_ben, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:58, archived)

THAT SIR

is sickeningly fantastic WOO and more importantly YAY

(ApathyBoy ApathyBoy, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:56, archived)

Hurrah for graveyard bandwagons!

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Zak Canard remembers this place, vaguely, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:43, archived)

listening to a sung by Ten Years After called Summertime (Into Shantung Cabbage) and there is a mad drum solo which your duck dances to really well. Huzzah!

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Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:45, archived)

World Politics #1

clicky for bigger better flash

(DrNibdy, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:37, archived)

boland doble?

why is that in my head?

(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:40, archived)

Oh, clever.

I like that. I was just thinking "Not another shitty bush/blair politikal thing" and then there was a twist. And lo the twist was good. And the people were pleased and did rejoice and feast and celebrate the picture for being funny unto them.

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Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:41, archived)

So, I can stop now. You did it for me.

Yep. I was looking for just the right poodle. And yours is just brilliant.
Now, can we just wake up the media??????

WOO for political shopping!

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:46, archived)

a quick peek in the moses-basket...

the offspring of these guys.

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stup0t, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:35, archived)

well

he didnt turn out too bad, considering the parents.

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tico, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:37, archived)

haha

i thought that read mouse basket
i thought that was a yoofanizem (sic)
like the 'lil man in the canoe'

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Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:38, archived)

not as scary as i thought it would be

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:53, archived)

this'll soon be a bandwagon

(That guy with a hat., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:34, archived)

is he dead too?

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Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:35, archived)

well his career is and he probably is to

BTW i've been awake for three days straight on b3ta so am classified as a hardcore b3tan yet?

(That guy with a hat., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:37, archived)

Nope

Just a coke head ;)

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:39, archived)

you need to be able to look at anything

and wonder what it would look like shopped or sponged before you're hardcore!!

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:40, archived)

Ive taken

some composite shots with my camera at the match that are being turned into gifs. When i can be arsed cutting them all out.

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:46, archived)

i was in the pub playing pool the other night

and could see no hands throwing the balls back out of the pockets

i was drinking heavily though

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:48, archived)

Need to do weekends too.

Addictive isnt it?

(Icouldsleepforever, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:40, archived)

I think you missed the point of

why the other one was funny.

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:37, archived)

oooh ooh was it...

the biggedness?

(That guy with a hat., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:38, archived)

remember that pixel film

in the newsletter a while ago?

i found the other two episodes:
www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/132378
www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/123826

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rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:29, archived)

Mario!

Thank you.

(King In Crimson, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:29, archived)

you are a cock

of the glassiest order*

*just kidding i have no clue

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Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:30, archived)

aaargh!

popup hell!

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stup0t, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:36, archived)

is it just me

or is the blinding irony about this is the site is newground but it is rammed with similar themes repeated ad infinitum

(ApathyBoy ApathyBoy, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:52, archived)

Not their most popular design...

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:28, archived)

eye like it

simply eggcellent

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Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:29, archived)

your coat

monsieur?

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rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:29, archived)

eye believe eye shell

/cringe

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Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:31, archived)

no DjKDs...

the punnage...it am hurting!!

(That guy with a hat., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:41, archived)

That's class

Can I just have a jack of this thread?

In flash, I have a still frame that I want to make last for 3 seconds. How do I do this without making 72 identical frames?

sorry to ask. I'm a dumbass.

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:29, archived)

Jack the jack.

Will you people please stop posting on this board. I have work to do. Stop it now!

ED. Oh yeah. The eye egg is woo-woo-wonderful!

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gnu2000, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:32, archived)

to be honest

I think that's what everyone on b3ta's thinking

(Gimbo, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:33, archived)

That would only matter if you intend to convert it to a gif and post it

If so, take it into imageready or suchlike, delete 71 frames and make the first one last for 3 seconds

If you're keeping it as a flash file, it doesn't matter

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:42, archived)

Hypno-tastic!

I know what's haunting my dreams tonight...

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magicbaboon, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:30, archived)

That really reminds me of that LOTRs eye doofer.

They would have gotten sooooo many more Oscars if they'd used that design!
It are extreamly woo!!

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:37, archived)

Heh

this is yours, isn't it. I still think it's wonderful.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:46, archived)

Cheers!

You are too kind :)
Thats probably the only reasonably good thing i've done!

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:55, archived)

writer of worlds worst movie:

(Scarab, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:23, archived)

Oooohh...

Subtle.

Woo.

(King In Crimson, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:25, archived)

/edit nevermind.... mst3k?

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Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:26, archived)

It says Monster

on the line-reading-off of thingy.

Or am I being retarded?

(King In Crimson, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:26, archived)

that says montana i believe

i think the joke is the Mystery Science Theatre 3000 addage on the bottom..

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Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:27, archived)

Oh. Retarded then.

Never noticed that.

But monster did suck.

(King In Crimson, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:28, archived)

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Sammo, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:27, archived)

haha i only just noticed

MST! gawd almighty

(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:27, archived)

hah

it took me 4 days to see that...FACT*

*8% true

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Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:28, archived)

haha!

Well, I died of old age in 2058 before I noticed it.

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stup0t, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:39, archived)

too subtle for me

welcome to b3ta. Say goodbye to whatever you used to do in your free time/work time

(Gimbo, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:27, archived)

thats that show

mystery science theater 3000 or something, you can see the two robots and the guy in the audience. I like it.

(Saturnn, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:30, archived)

Got dissertation to finish, got a bit bored so decided to do a bit of photoshopping on my mates.

(ChrisK, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:21, archived)

Jesus walking on the water.

Sweet Jesus walking in the sky.

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gnu2000, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:23, archived)

You

have the best username I've seen today. You dont win anything for it though.

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Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:30, archived)

That's some

quality belming action there!

(the funky gibbon, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:25, archived)

he looks so special

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100% kitten better than ever, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:32, archived)

Is there

a turtle trying to escape from under his hat?

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:36, archived)

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