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# For Sunshine Elephant
He has brought me joy over the last few months, it was time to give him some back

(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:39, archived)
# hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorah!
go fonz

aaaaaaaaaay
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:42, archived)
# everyone should go here
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:43, archived)
# That's brilliant
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:46, archived)
# is it just me that thinks
henry winkler is a fab name?
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:43, archived)
# it's sounds disgusting to me
unless associated wit' tha' fonz.
aaaaaaaaaaay.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:44, archived)
# tis a fab name

he should have been born "the fonz" though.

that would have been a better name
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:45, archived)
# he gets to use both
do you reckon he introduces himself as 'the fonz'


i would
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:47, archived)
# i would as well

oh, i see what you mean.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:51, archived)
# it is great
ning all
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:47, archived)
# She's touching the leather!
big no no!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:44, archived)
# and he's on the bike

which he can't ride FACT
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:46, archived)
# And neither of them is wearing a helmet!
/anal American WASP.

Edit: Big Woo to pic!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:47, archived)
# my thought's exactly
twunts near me go out with helmets perched on top of their head's.

how i want to kick them off to prove a point.

i never get on a bike without a skid lid
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:50, archived)
# child!!!




bearing woman
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:51, archived)
# don't strain yourself dear


*passes chair and cup of tea*
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:58, archived)
# steals cake
mwahahahaha!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:59, archived)
# wasn't offering cake

*passes secret cake to mother*
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:00, archived)
# damn you
/steals chair

*munch*
*munch*
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:01, archived)
# Steals, shirley?
/nicks cake while summat is distracted
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:02, archived)
# actually i was sharpening it
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:05, archived)
# Oh good.
I like a nice, sharp chair.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:06, archived)
# who doesn't?
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:08, archived)
# you would stoop low enough to steal the chair
of a lovely pregnant lady!!

i dont think we should marry any more.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:02, archived)
# he doesn't need to,
he just hits it like the jukebox and his charm forces it into moving.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:47, archived)
# EEEEEEEEEEY!
The leather, the leather!

*Wave of applause and laughter*
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:49, archived)
# FONZFONZFONZ!
WY!

(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:50, archived)
# Brilliant!
If only it were real!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:53, archived)
# Yay!
does he come with a 1-year wooranty?
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:01, archived)
# because it had to be done.

(with thanks to magnum for the source image)
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:39, archived)
# which face has had the shovel smash?
hehe, v.nice

(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:41, archived)
# woo
what is the sun's front page like today?

i havnae seen it
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:41, archived)
# other than a different headline
thats it i think.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:41, archived)
# ok what is the actual headline?
:P
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:42, archived)
# "Two Dead As Plane Crashes Into Mozambique City Centre"

(Alternatively...)
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:44, archived)
# the actual front page read...
Chelsea 5 - Monaco 0.


<\sigh>
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:05, archived)
# Go to the thesun.co.uk
There is snap of it on the right.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:42, archived)
# Ha!
You deserve a beer for that.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:42, archived)
# Yeah,
and that bint Posh Beckham is on the front page of the Scottish sun. No escape from either of them.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:43, archived)
# .
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:39, archived)
# Tres Tres Tres...
Bon!! Woo you sir!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:41, archived)
# quo + tits = excellence
Woo
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:42, archived)
# Quork's shirley???
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:52, archived)
# i know
*smug face*

;¬)
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:57, archived)
# 4 tits...
for the price of 2!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:10, archived)
# how gutting would that be....
but would you still?
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 11:20, archived)
# The memories come flooding back
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:37, archived)
# CHHHHHUUUUUUMMMMPPPP!!!!!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:38, archived)
# wahey!
aint seen ladybird books for ages - i used to have a huge collection
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:39, archived)
# Woo!
Essential reading for all under 6's.
Yay!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:39, archived)
# chump!
hoorah!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:39, archived)
# yay
that am woo
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:41, archived)
# Yay
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:54, archived)
# Dammit!
Now doggie won't play!
The selfish bastard! How dare he ruin my fun!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:35, archived)
# thats woo that is
good job
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:37, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
please reanimate him



/coat
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:37, archived)
# poke him

then he'll dance

the dog not summat
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:40, archived)
# *dances anyway*
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:44, archived)
# was refering to the poking

but you can dance if you wish, more of a challenge
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:47, archived)
# Haha!
That's woo, that is. Yes, yes, oh yay.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:37, archived)
# magic
play doggy play!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:38, archived)
# poor little doggie
a cattleprod up the anus will soon sort him out

WOO
YAY
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:39, archived)
# Wondrous
sequel.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:39, archived)
# Haha
reminds me of this
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:40, archived)
# Yay!
You glorius bastard!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:55, archived)
# .
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:34, archived)
# Ooh, I'm ashamed now
Thats Very Woo.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:35, archived)
# He looks like a friendly chap.
Woo!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:37, archived)
# More meerkats!
Yay!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:37, archived)
# "Excuse me?"
"Did you just say something about my seams, or was I mishearing?"
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:38, archived)
# feck awf
its seamless clearly!


tbh i couldnt be arsed to finish the seams because i wanted to animate him :/
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:39, archived)
# Young Luke was worried...
His tutor's non-consistent use of logic and grammar led to confusion in his first high-level abstract...

proc attempt()
if do=true or do_not=true then success=true
else try=false
endif
endproc


It's raining and I have to go to the post office :/



(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:30, archived)
# ahahahahahahaha!!!!
woo to you, Sir
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:32, archived)
# pffft!
why don't computers speak english?

My source code

When I come home{
Make Really good program
}
For=Photoshopping kittens
and putting fezes on small fluffy animals
If success=false then kill yourself in a hail of bullets

end
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:35, archived)
# Fairly ordinary morning so far
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:30, archived)
# stonking idea,
nicely done.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:30, archived)
# Woo!
Does anyone actually put fresh strawberries on their cereal?
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:34, archived)
# occasionally
depends if we actually have any strawberries spare - if they're in our house, they're usually eaten within the hour they were brought in
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:36, archived)
# Is it not a waste of strawberries, though?
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:38, archived)
# not giant ones

oh wait, i dont eat cereal
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:37, archived)
# more to the point
does anyone put strawberries on Prague?


(wyh)


.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:39, archived)
# Woo

(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:46, archived)
# Keep this away from my nuts
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:29, archived)
# *backs away slowly*
Does it hang from trees, and drop down when meat passes below?
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:30, archived)
# Eep!
That scares me but it's woo.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:33, archived)
[challenge entry] This may actually exist
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:27, archived)
# blasphemy!!!!!!


it's gotta win the compo though
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:28, archived)
# LOL!!!
That should win if there's any justice in the world
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:28, archived)
# poor chthonic,
all he does is give and all you do is take.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:28, archived)
# Well, no
We give, and then he picks the shit ones anyway...
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:29, archived)
# maybe it's just
that our minds aren't creative enough ;)
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:31, archived)
# But we vote for what we want to win*
*I voted for "Grandma's Wisdom" so don't blame me.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:38, archived)
# retract
your tongue from that man's bottom
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:29, archived)
# hear
hear , i don't want to see it.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:38, archived)
# that reminds me
of our lord jesus christ



/fast show (i think)
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:33, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha
gets my vote
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:28, archived)
# Snort!
That am aceness!

Although I think this challenge is quite good
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:30, archived)
# it's the first one i've entered in a long time
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:34, archived)
# Pfffffft!
You said entered!
/childish
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:34, archived)
# pfffft
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:35, archived)
# the level of maturity on this board is
decreasing as mother inferior is growing.

i think she needs more drugs........
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:36, archived)
# It does. They have a website
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:34, archived)
# hmmm
Subtle hint on this person's opinion on this week's challenge, methinks!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:26, archived)
# In the entry picture
The doors behind the main ones look like they've been plastered with sticky-notes.
*coughs*
*walks away*
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:19, archived)
# Its twin now, another quick animalmash
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:26, archived)
# Woo!
That'll be a bull then? Call him Cecil.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:28, archived)
# Lo, tis cecil the bull.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:29, archived)
# cecil was what we called stickman's animated stickman yesterday

still, its a good name
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:35, archived)
# When I was little
I had a book about Cecil the Seasick Seagull.

Popular name for seagulls and their mutants, I guess.

Woo.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:30, archived)
# I want that book.
Does Amazon have it?
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:31, archived)
# I
don't know. I think it was from a small press.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:33, archived)
# Like Olive Oil?
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:34, archived)
# or
a tiny cupboard
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:34, archived)
# i know its a pearoast but its for my little bro...awwww
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:25, archived)
# That
is terrifying.

Woo!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:26, archived)
# /seconds
*hides in fear*
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:27, archived)
# now he looks like wario


WOO YAY
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:27, archived)
#
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:22, archived)
# heh heh heh
may i borrow that?
*hatches plan for anim*
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:23, archived)
# Sure
Go ye ahead.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:24, archived)
# Woo!
it's funny because it's true.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:24, archived)
# *applause*
Here here! She is the biggest slapper since the last biggest slapper.
Woo yay and houpla!

edit: btw, is it just me or is she a munter?
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:24, archived)
# She's also
fugly to the extreme.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:26, archived)
# Ah, mindpiss
posted that before your edit
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:26, archived)
# Talent and Celebrity.
Two totally seperate entities these days.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:26, archived)
# i say we don't talk about her,
let's turn our attention to someone worthy of gossip,

like the fonz.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:28, archived)
# Good plan
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:28, archived)
# why isn't fonz star henry winkler
invited to these premieres?
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:29, archived)
# Seconded.
The voice of reason speaks.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:28, archived)
# i heard henry winkler
has had a boob job, my hairdresser told me, i swear.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:30, archived)
# The Fonz is too cool
to do a minger like her
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:29, archived)
# he gets the finest chicks of the decades,
aaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:29, archived)
# I would
the filthy, supposedly bisexual adulterous slag
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:34, archived)
# haha
i'd buy it.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:25, archived)
# and why ...


ok I suppose have 10 gigabillion in the bank helps
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:47, archived)
# Aw, fluffy...
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:21, archived)
# Awwwwww--
Eek!

WoYaHou!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:22, archived)
# woo
lol
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:25, archived)
# hahahah
you're all goint to die. was that what it said.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 13:09, archived)
# the answers returned made young Luke wish that he had not started down the dark path of self-discovery...


I had a bad feeling about this...
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:15, archived)
# hahahaha
i'm tempted to do the search just to see if it's real or not
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:19, archived)
# Shavenwookie.com
ahahahaha, lol
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:22, archived)
# My dog wouldn't jump!
Now it will!
Jump! Jump Higher ya wee bastard you!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:12, archived)
# hee hee
jump you fucker!

NING ALL [/blessed]
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:13, archived)
# if you use a big stick it will jump higher

NING arse rodger!!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:15, archived)
# hello again
hold the front page
i'm back
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:17, archived)
# you don't mean you've made something front page worthy
??!?!?!?!?!?!!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:17, archived)
# well... no
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:20, archived)
# but......
....
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:20, archived)
# but me no buts
or you'll turn into a goat*


*may not be factually accurate
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:22, archived)
# hahahaha
you always were a big kid

/coat
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:25, archived)
# /closes door after mostly
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:27, archived)
# good i like a bit of privacy

i hate it when people watch us
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:32, archived)
# /locks door
right then my little pretty....
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:34, archived)
# aaaaarrrgggghhhhhhhhhh

i've created a monster

*cowers*
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:38, archived)
# kneel before me!
oh and while you're down there......






can you do up my shoe?
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:40, archived)
# pffft
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:28, archived)
# Your profile is amazing.
And the pic aint too bad either!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:16, archived)
# mushybees - from your profile....
Are you working on the glc's robotwotsitcalled single video?
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:19, archived)
# i was a week ago...
i doubt it'll be shown anywhere tho, which is a shame, cos its quite funny!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:20, archived)
# ahhh
gits, you gotta love the newport massive, a personal favourite it has to be said.

btw - radio 1 seem to have picked them up now as well which is funny as a feckwit i think.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:28, archived)
# *checks out profile*
All those amazing pics and no fps? Impossible!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:21, archived)
# Jump it! Jump it hard!
No, that's not right....
Woo!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:16, archived)
# Wow
Profile=class
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:19, archived)
# hehehe
cruel, but funny, which makes it ok
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:19, archived)
# lol
funny
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:24, archived)
# My first mashed animal
Its a Gadger, because if it was a Bull, it would look different.



I may, Frankenstein like, make its siblings from the leftovers.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:03, archived)
# i get
the little red x
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:03, archived)
# yes, damnnit.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:04, archived)
# Fixored
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:04, archived)
# yay
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:05, archived)
# Red ex
What's the font for The Sun headlines?

edit: I see it now, woo.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:05, archived)
# super deluxe, extra large
Headline sans TM
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:07, archived)
# A black-headed sea gadger?
I like him.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:05, archived)
# ning oh up the duff one :)
hope you is ok today
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:08, archived)
# Bit bokey :(
Am going to make a vom-ometer, as suggested by mostly harmless.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:11, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
fab idea
doesn't the morning sickness stop at some point?
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:12, archived)
# Apparently.
It's amazing how time stretches when you constantly want to vomit. It's been 8 days since the sickness started but if feels like a year.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:14, archived)
# :(
but your having a ickle bubby
so it's all gonna be worth it :)
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:18, archived)
# I know :)
Yay for ickle babies :D
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:19, archived)
# Oh, I could tell you a tale
My sis didn't know she was pregnant for 4 months because of a shit doctor. Only discovered when she went to see a specialist because said doctor decided 3 months of contast vomitting probably wasn't a good sign.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:18, archived)
# Blimey.
He sounds a pork pie short.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:20, archived)
# Gadger! Gadger! Gadger! Gadger! Gadger! Gadger! Gadger! Gadger!
Rushmoon! Rushmoon!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:07, archived)
# the birdies head looks more like a tern than a gull
so that would make it a Tadger

/fetches coat
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:10, archived)
# morning
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:01, archived)
# that could be
the ultimate ladyboy t-shirt design!

WOOYAY
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:03, archived)
# "May"?
50/50 chance?

I like those odds!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:04, archived)
# could be a post operative shemale
with silicone implants
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:09, archived)
# Squirrel shopping dillema
can't get passed the red dog/red squirrel combo:

(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:00, archived)
# woo!
nice!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:01, archived)
# Squog?
Nicely done
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:03, archived)
# definitely squog
I call him Cyril.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:03, archived)
# It's Basil Brush in the wild!
Yay!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:04, archived)
# It's Squirrel-tastic today!
For some reason, it's the thing to do this morning.

(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:07, archived)
# and if they're in the snow
all the better!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:09, archived)
# Ahhhh
Fatso squirrely fox. So cute!
I'll get one for my girlfriend.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:13, archived)

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