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# Please, just DON'T... make me go to playgroup like this.

(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:35, archived)
# oh
god......


nice....in a haunting way...!!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:37, archived)
# Wow
Deja vu
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:37, archived)
# Did I post this yesterday?
I get the impression that I might have done, which is odd, as I only finished it this morning...
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:38, archived)
# you did.
dunno when though.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:41, archived)
# Oops.
I blame the working-nights-and-then-staying-up-on-here-all-day for the memory lapses.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:42, archived)
# the previous version is missing the piercings
www.b3ta.com/board/3069050

Does it count as a pearoast if it's a noo and improved version?

umm

not if they're this good

WOO!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:45, archived)
# Argh!
Kill it! Kill the goth child!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:37, archived)
# promise me you will disown your child if it is goth
promise!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:39, archived)
# i like goths
they a happy fun lovin people
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:40, archived)
# If that happens
I will pretend to be a goth and trick it into being burned at the stake in a goth ritual. Or summat.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:42, archived)
# i don't wanna get burned
waaaaaaaaaaaaa!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:43, archived)
# pearoast?
woosome though :)
have mine....
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:38, archived)
# Hang on
Post the source, would you?
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:47, archived)
# haha
yay for goth parents
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:44, archived)
# Yes, I know where I'm going...
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:30, archived)
# ahahahah!!
dont drop him!!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:30, archived)
# Mmm.
*fwap*
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:31, archived)
# THAT'S NOT NICE!!
*snigger*
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:31, archived)
# must
not laugh..no..no laughing :)
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:31, archived)
# Send it! Send it hard!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:32, archived)
# that's gone right past wrong
into right again
then all the way around the dial
and back into wrong

for crap's sake don't send them that - you'll be in court before you can say knucklerocker.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:39, archived)
# Um...
Don't mean to sound thick, but could someone fill me in on the background to this pic? I'm not up to date with current affairs...
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:42, archived)
# "Current Affairs"? Well,
www.b3ta.com/board/3074037

That nice ladies name is Louise Woodward. Search your memory or Google if needed. And I'm a evil tosspot.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:46, archived)
# does anyone have a good base picture of a frog facing the screen...
with most of its chest showing?
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:29, archived)
# If only!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:29, archived)
# http://www.zetnet.co.uk/~pm/photos/toad.jpg
ok?
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:30, archived)
# http://www.floatingpenguins.com/davey/photography/Roll%20A/Mister%20Toad.jpg
thats not too bad either
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:32, archived)
#
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:33, archived)
# or
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:33, archived)
# HEY....
that's not a real link

/miffed
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:35, archived)
# Not quite facing the camera
neither is this but it's a good image.

NSFW!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:33, archived)
# verah good image
;-P
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:35, archived)
# woo
yay! Look at the frog!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:36, archived)
# what frog?
there's a frog?
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:37, archived)
# thats poorfect
ribbit! mother fucker
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:33, archived)
# where could I possibly find such a thing?
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:33, archived)
# Where do you get your information?
You could've told us about these sites earlier, you selfish bastard.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:38, archived)
# Is that a trick question?
.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:34, archived)
# Tragically named animals of the world
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:27, archived)
# hahah
he said boobies!!

woo!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:28, archived)
# BOOOOOOOOOOOOOBBBBBBBIES
snigger
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:30, archived)
# I really must disagree
there is everything funny with boobies
w/y/h
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:33, archived)
# haha!
'perb!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:34, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:34, archived)
# That'll be $15.98, Mr. Sheep.
For ruining another keyboard.

I'll take check, cash or money order.
:)
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:36, archived)
# My mother told me to render you unconscious.........

die....
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:27, archived)
# Well he got Mr Scruff!


W/Y/H
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:30, archived)
# ewwww, redex cat eyes
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:38, archived)
# spang.
that really is the only suitable soundeffect for cracking things in the head with a shovel.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:46, archived)
# whos that with jeremy?
/bandwagonage

(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:23, archived)
# owwww
dodgy ground.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:24, archived)
# he's not a kiddy fiddler
is he?

(must read the Sun more often*)

(* no ... no I mustn't)
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:29, archived)
# think he
was let off actually...... no charges...
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:30, archived)
# "Tonight Matthew...
... I'm going to shit myself whilst you're holding me" ... is what Jeremy is saying with his smile.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:25, archived)
# it'll be gary glitter next*
*GUARANTEED
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:25, archived)
# Eep!
The words ice and thin spring to mind :/
Have a woo though.

Who is Jeremy anyway?
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:26, archived)
# from a post earlier...
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:27, archived)
# he met clifford!!!!!!!!!!
i am sooooo jealous...
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:35, archived)
# Pete Townshend next?
Of course, he's only letting the photo be taken to help his research.

(Bumtwaddle, this was supposed to go under the Gary Glitter post)
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:29, archived)
# its
painful to be under the glitter post...i would imagine.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:31, archived)
# Wouldn't know,
and I'd be at least a decade (and then some) too old to ever find out.

Thank Christ.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:33, archived)
# Hmmm!
Garry Glitter and Bumtwaddle in the same sentence?
what are the odds?
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:32, archived)
# Harness the Power of Nature
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:21, archived)
# That am
qualitity.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:22, archived)
# Recharge It
recharge it hard!!!!!!


(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:23, archived)
# Mandrills rule.
When I was a kid I had a set of 3d endangered-animal faces cut out from the back of some cereal boxes. One of them was the mighty mandrill. Woo yay!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:22, archived)
# They were off Cornflakes.
I had them all *proud*
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:23, archived)
# Me too.
I remember the gnu, the aardvark, and the mandrill. I forget what the others were.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:25, archived)
# oo oo!
me three!

(then my mother "borrowed" them to take to her school ... *sniff* ... never saw them again)

(and yay to monkey powertool hybrids)
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:31, archived)
# Was your mum a teen pramface?
;)
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:33, archived)
# bah!
I am misconstrued!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:35, archived)
# you know how you're going for a scan........be careful
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:26, archived)
# Careful?
Of what?

edit: oh, th pic didn't show at first. Is he stealing my foetus?
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:26, archived)
# that furtive'll nick owt
gotta go buy new car seeya later mayhap
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:30, archived)
# Take care.
Don't go near helicopters or owt.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:34, archived)
# i want one
and i want it yesterday.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:22, archived)
# I found a funny shaped potato
and was going to turn it into a Flash animation but couldn't be bothered to finish it so have a gif instead:

(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:20, archived)
# Haha
That's great.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:21, archived)
# That's Life.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:22, archived)
# that
looks like one of them nasa films of fly bys of asteroids.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:23, archived)
# yay
we found one that looked like an arse

also could have been a heart but it was valentines day so that wasn't allowed
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:28, archived)
# Been done?
Look at this image.



What was the first emotion you felt?

a) Sadness
b) Happiness
c) Fear
d) Sorrow
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:17, archived)
# e) The horn.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:18, archived)
# f) + g) ambivalence.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:20, archived)
# Urgh!
Is that a goatse in your username?
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:20, archived)
# Well spotted.
I didn't think anyone would get it. :)
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:21, archived)
# C!!!!
C!!!!!!!

Agghhj!!!!

C!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..........

.............

/dead
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:19, archived)
# Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!
The c) The c) The c) The c) The c) The c) The c) The c) The c) The c) The c) The c) The c) The c) The c) The c) The c)
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:19, archived)
# pffffft
made me spill my tea that did
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:23, archived)
# You're easily amused, young summat ;)
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:25, archived)
# don't belittle yourself
that's my job :)
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:26, archived)
# I wasn't belittling myself.
I was belittling you ;P
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:27, archived)
# oh
*cries*
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:28, archived)
# Aw!
There, there! I was joshing :)
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:30, archived)
# The c) The c) The c) The c) The c) The c) The c) The c) The c) The c) The c) The c) The c) The c) The c) The c) The c)The c) The c) The c) The c) The c) The c) The c) The c) The c) The c) The c) The c) The c) The c) The c) The c) The c)The c) The c) The c
The c) The c) The c) The c) The c) The c) The c) The c) The c) The c) The c) The c) The c) The c) The c) The c) The c)
The c) The c) The c) The c) The c) The c) The c) The c) The c) The c) The c) The c) The c) The c) The c) The c) The c)
The c) The c) The c) The c) The c) The c) The c) The c) The c) The c) The c) The c) The c) The c) The c) The c) The c)
The c) The c) The c) The c) The c) The c) The c) The c) The c) The c) The c) The c) The c) The c) The c) The c) The c)
The c) The c) The c) The c) The c) The c) The c) The c) The c) The c) The c) The c) The c) The c) The c) The c) The c)
The c) The c) The c) The c) The c) The c) The c) The c) The c) The c) The c) The c) The c) The c) The c) The c) The c)
The c) The c) The c) The c) The c) The c) The c) The c) The c) The c) The c) The c) The c) The c) The c) The c) The c)
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:26, archived)
# f) dampness in my crotch
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:20, archived)
# K
Rage.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:20, archived)
# rorchach related pr
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:21, archived)
# Guns
/Mike
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:22, archived)
# Heh
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:23, archived)
# Purely Random


Please don't ask
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:17, archived)
# Turned
out nice again....
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:16, archived)
# what a cheeky chappy!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:18, archived)
# hello
u..hows you 3 ?
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:22, archived)
# Hehe!
We 3 are fine. I'm occasionally vomity but apart from that, all's great. How's you?
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:24, archived)
# ohh
forever tired and working hard...the usual...nothing really fun or interesting worse luck.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:25, archived)
# Though his sword was steady, Clive was bricking it. Damn his foolish pride.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:14, archived)
# DAMN HIS FOOOLISH PRIDE
[H1]GODDAMNIT ALLLL!!!!!!!![/H1]
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:15, archived)
# Damn restrictions on tags.
Damn them all.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:17, archived)
# true
[blink]i wish blink worked [/blink]
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:20, archived)
# I found an
[invisible]

[/invisible] tag
I think you can see its benefits
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:22, archived)
# New for XBOX
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:11, archived)
# Yay!
Like it!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:13, archived)
# Tony Hart's
skateboard Xtreeem?

(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:14, archived)
# I hope the soundtrack features the gallery muzak
cos i dont have it on my playlist
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:14, archived)
# dum dum dum dum dum, da da dum, da da dum dum dum
da da dum, da da dum, da da dum dum dum.

Vision on.

Woo.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:16, archived)
# Conratulations
on a PERFECT gramatical representation of that music. 100% spot on. Kudos to you, sir.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:19, archived)
# most traumatic moment
was watching live TV with that music played to two lasses painting on each other while wearing just their pants

it was truly awful - specially when the paint moxed together and went brown - yuck!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:24, archived)
# I loved painted ladies
especially when they showered off afterwards...oh am i thinking aloud again!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:28, archived)
# but... but...but
brown paint! it was grim

(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:29, archived)
# it was not as good as topless darts
or private dancer
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:32, archived)
# ok it was all a bit dark wasnt it
yes
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:41, archived)
# Where's his cravat?
And *groooaaaan*
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:14, archived)
# Probably glassy glassy cock, but
www.tony-hawks.com/skatemail.php is always good for a chuckle if you've not seen it.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:22, archived)
# nature's bastards. no.1: the penguin.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:10, archived)
# No2!!! I want Hippos!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WOO!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:11, archived)
# Calm down dear,
here you go (bit shit, but it'll have to do):

(Woo to that thingie up top by the by...)
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:13, archived)
# WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
NOW I WANT WOMBATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:17, archived)
# This do?
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:21, archived)
# lol
bully-scum.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:12, archived)
# peck it
peck it hard
ObviousResponses'R'Us™
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:12, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:14, archived)
# Heh heh heh!
And the flipside of the coin... (repost)
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:16, archived)
[challenge entry] interesting website

(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:08, archived)
# He's a bugger to catch when he sprints
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:06, archived)
# how rare
.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:07, archived)
# Woo!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:08, archived)
# This website from the newsletter
whoisthatwithjeremy.com/index.html

Gave me the idea to help Jeremy meet a few more celebs...



I think I might send it off to the parents...
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:04, archived)
# very very good
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:06, archived)
# SEND IT
send it
please

Wooo Wooo Yay Yay
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:07, archived)
# Done!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:08, archived)
# !
(the sound of silent glee)
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:10, archived)
# Bwahahahahahah
ahahahahah
ahahahah
ahahah
ah

ah

er

hope you used anonymous email just in case they get snotty
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:11, archived)
# Anyone who makes a web site
for their kid, writes about it in the 1st person as though they were the kid, and then are stupid enough to go to every barnes and noble book signing is going to get snotty.

Good luck...
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:14, archived)
# Good point. Well made
who are you and what have you done with magnum????
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:17, archived)
# Sorry
Back to mindless normality now.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:20, archived)
# Don't forget to update magic donkey with the reply
they send, so he can put it in the What Happened next section of the newsletter.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:15, archived)
# Ok, cool.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:16, archived)
# Fucking hell I hate it when parents pretend to write
for their children. Nice pic though, woo.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:09, archived)
# pets is worse
I reckon
particularly if the pets refer to their owners as "mummy"
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:11, archived)
# Oh god yes
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:12, archived)
# somewhere around
I've got a link to a blog "written" by some fluffy shampooed rat-on-a-rope in new yoik ... but I won't look for it ... just to keep your blood pressure healthy.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:17, archived)
# send it
send it gently
seamless and hummusful
huzzoo!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:09, archived)
# Halle fucking Berry
Lucky Fucking Bastard
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:12, archived)
# I FUCKING hate that tosser.
(The guy that has that website). (And Michael Kiddyfeeler, for that matter).
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:13, archived)
# bravo!
*quietly curses self for not thinking of it first*
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:14, archived)
# Why not make some of your own?!
It would be great to send them loads of pictures... The e-mail address is on the website (AOL user, be warned).
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:16, archived)
# They let Michael J Fox have him?
Christ, I'm surprised he wasn't Woodward-ed.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:19, archived)
# are those jeremy pics shopped or what?
not the ones we're doing on here - but the ones on the site
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:30, archived)
# whenever they talk


it get's bigger....
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:04, archived)
# pearoast time from me,..
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:13, archived)
# The
queen loved her small horses,just as long as princess annes dog was nowhere in sight.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:03, archived)
# they're ever so sturdy!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:04, archived)
# Our lubberly VR world...
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:00, archived)
# That is fucking
spectacular!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:02, archived)
# Those are pretty amazing
Although now my cursor is a small circle?
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:04, archived)
# click left and hold
then mouse left or right...
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:07, archived)
# Thankyou!
Bristol is the most unexciting photo there :(

No one wants to see the Suspension Bridge! Show us the tramps on the center at 5am!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:12, archived)
# The panorama
of Iceland makes me need to go back there, soon!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:04, archived)
# wow
that's a bit yay and then some!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:05, archived)
# Wow.
Reunion Island looks amazing.

And I like the lady outside Evans Cycles on the London Bridge one.

I think she's just stolen that bag and is having a good rummage through to see if it contains sandwiches.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:07, archived)
# you said
"rummage"

heh heh
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:07, archived)
# are most thieves
only after sandwiches?

or do they take rolls too?
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:08, archived)
# Rolls are too tricky to 'fence'
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:09, archived)
# :-)
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:16, archived)
# aRF! At his name!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:14, archived)
# Ray for Goatze.
=(o)=
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:16, archived)
# bonjour your mum!
explain this for me please:


found on this page: geoimages.berkeley.edu/wwp304/html/TerryKelly.html
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 14:25, archived)

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