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# When memes attack...
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:46, archived)
# oh noes!! its in the eyes!
woo
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:47, archived)
# Woo!
Domo Quo! :)
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:48, archived)
# Memes the word
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:50, archived)
# I saw that this morning
I fuckin' love Domo-kun. I've asked a Japanese mate to send me one.

Here's one I done earlier an all; clicky
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:53, archived)
# :-0
:-)
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:54, archived)
# nice!!! Have some woo yay pants
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:51, archived)
# COCK!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:53, archived)
# no, just pants
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:54, archived)
# whatever
floats your boat...
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:56, archived)
# buoyancy
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:00, archived)
# eheh
...you said cock!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:54, archived)
# hur hur
so did you...
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:55, archived)
# hehe... lovely...
and i must head of and do a pic... in the meantime...
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:59, archived)
# fanny
tastic
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:04, archived)
# who are those humpy guys that are in so many posts?
and where can i get a raw picture of them?
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:17, archived)
# PLEASE HELP ME
Hi all, i have a major internet/bittorrent problem at the moment and im hoping someone here might be able to help me, check my profile out for details, thanks in advance to anyone who even reads the problem....

sorry to use the board for this but i'm going nuts here.

Heres an angry kitten by way of thanks/apologies
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:46, archived)
# you using a dial-up modem
or a broadband one?
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:48, archived)
# Broadband
Broadband, the whole description of what's up is in my profile (didn't want to hog the board)
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:50, archived)
# one of two reasons in my eyes then:
1. your modem is having a problem with the port bittorrent uses to access the net. find out (using google for example) what port your bittorrent prog uses, check its allowed access via any firewall you have running e.t.c
2. your ISP is monitoring connections and blocking file sharing, including bittorrent. this would explain why it would download so far then pack in, as your connection would be refused, requiring you to reboot.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:55, archived)
# 2. seems most likely to me
you could try using a client which allows you to choose which port you use for bittorrent traffic to try and eliminate both problems
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:58, archived)
# I had something similar
It was caused by the fact that the DSL Modem was USB2.0 and the PC only USB1.1. The modem kept swamping the USB bandwidth of the PC causing the connection to die (and only resume after a reboot). I put a USB2.0 card in the box and it sorted all my problems.

In the interim, I found doing a ping -t of a well known site (pref. someone you hate) kept the connection alive, with the downside of slowing the bloody connection.

Not saying that's the problem, but might be useful?
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:58, archived)
# I don't think thats it
if its the same as my problem it only drops the connection when im running Shareaza and downloading Torrents
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:01, archived)
# Cheers
I'll check it out, anythings worth a try at the moment!!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:08, archived)
# sounds more like a problem with your isp/modem/connection to me
but have you considered trying a different client? i use azureus and shareaza
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:50, archived)
# Cheers
I'm starting to think it's my ISP too, though i do know other people with blueyonder broadband who aren't getting this problem so i'm still stumped
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:52, archived)
# happening on AOL too (for me)
no comments needed about the quality of AOL broadband, believe me i know :(
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:53, archived)
# its driving me nuts, happening
all the time now
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:55, archived)
# Hmm
Do you use a router as well as a modem? I'm a blueyonder user and a few weeks ago my connection kept falling over. It turned out that it was my bloody router/wireless gateway. Despite the fact that the fix was rebooting the modem. One new wireless router later and everything was happy again.

Don't use torrents, so don't know if Blueyonder are arsy about them.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:03, archived)
# No router..
just the modem, might be using a router in the near future though so cheers for the advice, that goes to everyone who's replied, thanks people
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:07, archived)
# can't help you with your stealing problem
but any chance of the sgt. pepper beta.com as a 1280x768 wallpaper?
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:50, archived)
# ..
I'll try and get one on my profile ASAP (in the next hour at least)
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:54, archived)
# cheers boss
good luck with the bittorrent guff
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:03, archived)
# ..
biggest one i got is on my profile now
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:04, archived)
# Is it just the torrent
or the entire web connection that stops?
If it is just the torrent, are you set up to automatically reseed and share the downloaded pieces? In some clients, download speed is limited by upload speed.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:51, archived)
# ..
It's every torrent i try, and then the whole connection goes kaput!!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:53, archived)
# im having a similar problem
my connection just keeps dropping, it happened about 8 times in the space of an hour earlier
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:51, archived)
# Having read only the replies I am going to suggest something that's probably irrelevant.
My router/modem kept dying recently and it was exaserpated by use of bit-torrent. However the actual problem was the fact that I was using the proxy DNS in my router/modem (a D-Link DSL 504).
The thing is that the proxy DNS could not handle more than a certain number of 'live' DNS requests (ie, those that hadn't timed out).
Using bittorrent was causing it to thrash the DNS proxy which eventually lead it to die on its arse (the router was running out of memory).
So, it's probably nothing, but it might be worth trying turning off any proxy DNS you have and pointing your machine at your ISP's name servers.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:27, archived)
[challenge entry] The Ministry Of Desolation
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:45, archived)
# Woo
..Whatever u may think of ole Dubya he does pull some great expressions! :)
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:47, archived)
# Expressionist
monkey face!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:49, archived)
# .
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:41, archived)
# Woo!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:43, archived)
# reminds me of the game
monsters on the bbc (dig dug?) made me shit my pants when i was young. a little bit pops out when i play it now, to be honest
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:46, archived)
# ivor cutler sings this

he is good
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:40, archived)
# I remember Ivor Cutler from Andy Kershaw
"Hey saw a bulky mountain...la lala la
Hey saw a bulky lake...la lala la"
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:44, archived)
# not from hens
I have never seen such naked aggression




not from hens
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:48, archived)
# took much too long
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:40, archived)
# It reminds me of that road going into the eye.
Woo!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:42, archived)
# which ones that?
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:43, archived)
# probably the one by spacefish...
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:46, archived)
# Reminds me ...
..of that train coming out of the fireplace...Dali?
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:44, archived)
# Can
You animate it?

(i know i couldn't)
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:04, archived)
# last one, those are the only 3 i have saved on this machine
fractal fonze


cfb

"eyyyyyyyyyyy!"
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:37, archived)
# eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyy
sit on it!

(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:38, archived)
# Woo!
Me likes!!!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:38, archived)
# AAaaaye!
hehe!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:38, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
this rocks
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:38, archived)
# It's like
the ghost of cool. Yay!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:41, archived)
# one of the layers in the first one i did
looks unnervingly like a skeleton, i had to hide it away at the back
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:42, archived)
# When I finally
shuffle off this mortal coil, and "see the light", I'll be happy if that's what's waiting to greet me.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:46, archived)
# Evenin'
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:37, archived)
# I say.
How splendid.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:38, archived)
# *Curtsy*
Evenin' govna!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:38, archived)
# what ho!
:)
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:43, archived)
#
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:35, archived)
# Abuse abuse!
Someone has beaten the mangy minge!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:35, archived)
# eeww
that's disgusting.
and funny.
edit: mostly disgusting.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:36, archived)
# SCABS!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:36, archived)
# ooh
she should get that looked at.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:38, archived)
# Blargh
reminds me of Cabin Fever.....

what the hell was up with Dennis??
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:38, archived)
# shudders
repeats
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:41, archived)
# I no, I no
but really, what was the point of that child apart from Kung-fuing and shouting "Pancakes" in what I can only assume to have been a threatening manner?
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:53, archived)
# buuuuuuuugh...
zombieriffic.

TJ: I was in the paper! yay!'
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:38, archived)
# Woo!
For weed-based skirts!
Could there be a better combination?
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:41, archived)
# yes.
anti-bush weed based shirts...which they are. ^_^
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:49, archived)
# Green nerd.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:43, archived)
# ^_^
thank you!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:43, archived)
# damn hippies!
yay for you
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:51, archived)
# She's an ewok
down with intergalactic tree-huggers!!!

Up with Trilithium mining!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:00, archived)
# As I suspected.
Trollop.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:38, archived)
# ewwww
woo ????
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:39, archived)
# would you?
i think i might
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:40, archived)
# That needs a fwappable woo!
Ms. Courtney Peldon thinks that am woo
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:46, archived)
# Oh course it fwapable
FWAP FWAP FWAP FWAP FWAP FWAP FWAP FWAP FWAP FWAP FWAP FWAP FWAP FWAP FWAP FWAP FWAP FWAP FWAP FWAP FWAP FWAP FWAP FWAP FWAP FWAP FWAP FWAP FWAP FWAP FWAP FWAP FWAP FWAP FWAP FWAP FWAP WOO
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:01, archived)
# these are twisting my brain.......
scary.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:05, archived)
# that must be
so satisfying to scratch...
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:31, archived)
# This took bloody forever


Sorry for shiteness...
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:32, archived)
# That's ok
;o)
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:36, archived)
# woo
thats clever!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:38, archived)
# there's nowt wrong with that font

i use it in all my pic posts
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:41, archived)
# hehe...
don't let matsimpsk see that... he'll be most upset at the attack on his beloved comic sans :)
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:42, archived)
# But it's about time!
Woo!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:43, archived)
# not all kittens are lovely, sadly


this one swore at me nan
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:32, archived)
# hahahaha!
Woo, and I do mean WOO!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:33, archived)
# Haha!
Great expression!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:36, archived)
# In my head
I hear mad speedfreak peals of laughter as he stares through you.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:42, archived)
# LOL!
Thats the best Townie pic using a kittien ive ever seen. Does he live in Middlesbrough? Im sure ive seen him around
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:37, archived)
# true... very true... :)
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:38, archived)
# that is a masterpiece!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Squirrels have immigration problems too you know!

"Greys are right greedy bastards"
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:31, archived)
# Isn't that....
a racist squirrel?
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:32, archived)
# Problems including excess punctuation?
But woo regardless
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:33, archived)
# If you can't compete, you assure defeat!
Darwin didn't make that stuff up!

('tis quite woo, though)
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:34, archived)
# Especially when they are half-rabbit . . .
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:34, archived)
# Ooooh
Rabbits are evil. as are squirrels. its like a double evil conspiracy thing.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:01, archived)
# woo yay
for red squirrles. damn greys, over sexed, over fed, and over here!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:00, archived)
# Brian Blessed Game show out-take . . .
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:31, archived)
# arf
wanking
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:33, archived)
# Haven't posted in a while...
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:30, archived)
# bit of make up
and i still would

/tj from the alice chatbot thread that's disappeared:

You: i am looking for young children to molest
Alice: You might find that I am young children to molest.
You: you don't sound like one
Alice: OK. What do I sound like?
You: a fucking crap bot program

/edit - continued....

Be more specific.
You: your phrase recognition and response system is pretty poor
Alice:
You: no response? no witty retort?
Alice: Sorry, an error occured while processing that..
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:35, archived)
# ........
shhhh
Alice: Try saying that with more or less context.
You: SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Alice: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
You: you should. it could be deadly
Alice: I'll take that under advisement. "It" being what?
You: THE PLAGUE
ALice: Tell me a story
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:55, archived)
# YAY!
GO RALPHY GO RALPHY
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:35, archived)
# Thank you, Mrs Vulga!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:38, archived)
# yay!
top stuff
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:39, archived)
# ahh sorry bout this but..
does anyone have a link to that skeletor and beastman video with bam magera and those other two guys off CKY
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:28, archived)
# Nope
\useful
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:30, archived)
# i've never really liked bam margera
he seems a bit proud of the fact he's famous by doing stuff like stapling his penis to a kite for my liking
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:30, archived)
# a kite?
now thats entertainment.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:31, archived)
# He's stapling his cock
to a kite for your liking?
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:31, archived)
# stop talking about cocks and kites....
i want the video for my freind who has very recently lost a grandpa (7 hours and counting) so i can cheer him up





and i like that video
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:36, archived)
# nah
I've been looking for that myself - it was removed from the DVD.

It's fantastic.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:36, archived)
# am now searching in limewire
and listening to Black Betty
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:43, archived)
# at the request of sommat to do with kittens...



have another.
clicky for biggerfied version.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:27, archived)
# liking these a lot
i won't annoy everyone by colouring this one in though
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:27, archived)
# i couldn't help it but at least i made it teeny

(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:33, archived)
# hehehehe
yay
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:35, archived)
# pffft!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:36, archived)
# didn't you mean...
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:24, archived)
# ooh
*fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap*
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:25, archived)
# hee hee
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:25, archived)
# yay
i like it.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:26, archived)
# heh
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:26, archived)
# Guitar solo?
Woo
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:27, archived)
# hehehehhe
hoohahahaha
cleverly done. And has placed a much needed grin upon my face :)

in other news ... i got my phone, wallet and keys lost/knickered.
drank so much they gave me a free trip to the hospital too...:(
Won't be doing that again.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:34, archived)
# Hot potato
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:24, archived)
# Arf
Woo and Yay
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:25, archived)
# its the same
guy as the pole dancer!! :D



go team!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:28, archived)
# damn
why do I always copy you without even knowing it!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:30, archived)
# we're all copying each other...
we've ran out of web... both are lovely though so it doesn't matter :)
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:33, archived)
# google images
is the first stop for most people i think!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:37, archived)
# B3tahead - Hail to the Geek
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:24, archived)
# Haha
Woo!

/re-lurks
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:26, archived)
# Well done!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:28, archived)
# That's very good indeed.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:32, archived)
# Eek!
Scariest woo I've seen!

[Thanx even tho ;)]
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:34, archived)
# I don't think much of...


...my credit cards new security measures!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:23, archived)
# Agreed
Woo
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:25, archived)

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