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meak is going to inherit the earth, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:11, archived)

fucking good that sodding machine.

couldn't get that bastarding battery to charge though fuckmuppet twuntlicker badgerbuggerer

Woo.

NORWICH CITY FC - PREMIERSHIP STANDARD FOOTY AND PIES
.

(Elusive Squirrel, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:14, archived)

ha ha ha

it would be fun to work for the companies customer care department

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summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:15, archived)

I saw the anim

Lovely.
I always wondered about that.

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Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:16, archived)

thanks

hoped you'd see it :)
may do another anim tonight...

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summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:17, archived)

your not in the pub yet

i shall remove you from the RADA membership list

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:17, archived)

RADA?

The bastard wont let me go!!
I need to go to the pub.
Will get there soon
I hope

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Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:20, archived)

Royal Amateur Drinking Association

we keep our status amateur so we can compete in the olympics.

Tell him, you need to do "womens things" then disapeer to the pub and don't come back. always works for me

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:23, archived)

you and your 'womens things'

/starts olympic 50m hurdles with pint

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summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:25, archived)

Can you send virtual vodka?

I'm badly in need of a drink

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Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:27, archived)

*sends virtual vodka*

oh, and just realised i dont have your e-mail addy for tomorrow.

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:28, archived)

my flatmate has polish cherry vodka (potato vodka)

it knocks your socks off
but is sadly not virtual....
/passes virtual cuppa

best i can do i'm afraid

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summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:29, archived)

Aww thanks both of you

Vodka and tea lovely combination

And the addy is in my profile I think
will check...

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Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:31, archived)

fank u

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:36, archived)

yes

i saw the dino-joke anim,
i happened to post that joke only 4days ago. Inspired?

(Elusive Squirrel, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:18, archived)

the what?

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summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:19, archived)

dinosaur age joke.

s'older than me that one.

(Elusive Squirrel, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:23, archived)

i don't know what you're talking about

i think you have me confused with someone else :)

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summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:25, archived)

Oooh

I lost the license ID for the dication module so I can't use it with my new laptop now :( Anyone care to share it?

/not much hope really and probably illegal

(Nathalie Imbruglia's Cellist's Cello, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:29, archived)

Do hope this isn't g/c......

but i haven't mastered spazzing or the like

Cutesy Fluffiness For A Lovely Day

Oh yes did i mention NORWICH CITY YET!!!!!!!11!1

(Elusive Squirrel, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:11, archived)

They beat someone

11 - 1?

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Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:13, archived)

happy birthday!

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:15, archived)

nice thought

but i think we've only ever lost by that score.

EDIT: how rude of me...HAPPY BIDET SIR. lovely day for it
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(Elusive Squirrel, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:15, archived)

i went to the celtic game last night

what a pile of shite.

And thank you both for your kind words :-)

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Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:23, archived)

season's sorted though

was bound to be a bit of a sit back game..
Bit like the travesty last year, cant remember the ins&outs but
a reserve team fielded let someone win or summat?

(Elusive Squirrel, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:27, archived)

Twas

no reserve team.

(Gype, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:28, archived)

Lost the semi of the Scottish Cup to

Inverness Cally when we fielded a resere team, saving the rest for europe.

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Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:29, archived)

It wasn't shite.

It was fantastic.

:-)

(Gype, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:27, archived)

Yeah

well done Norwich. Still, I suppose something good must happen in Norwich once every millenia, this is it.

I made a Mr Tight Pants by the way.

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magnum, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:13, archived)

They hosted "Sale of the Century"

poor bastards

(JcmS, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:19, archived)

Wooie

How very nice =) That made my day

(MackanZoor, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:14, archived)

like that

a lot. Cheers.

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ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:15, archived)

I've seen it ... but not necessarily on here

(and you may be in the premiereship ... but you're still owned by that joyless alien food-hating harpy ... har har har)

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:15, archived)

Retract that comment

with haste. Delia has made a class team out of the Canaries, and a mean stew with them too..*

*..hmmm opens google and tattypop**

**remembers he's at work and can't host to post

(Elusive Squirrel, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:22, archived)

I have no opinion on her football skillz

but when it comes to food she is a hateful, bland, half-witted heathen of the lowest order.

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:31, archived)

help!!!!

she keeps chasing me

[EDIT] ain't paint great!!!

/bfn

(Dangermouse., Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:20, archived)

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:21, archived)

nice

I don't have tatership or she would be holding a BFN.......

(Dangermouse., Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:22, archived)

in response to stup0t

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summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:10, archived)

aww

poor thing

(MackanZoor, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:12, archived)

my heart

melts when i see that... FUCK!

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Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:13, archived)

i'm back now

chip shop run

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:13, archived)

no, the penecillin worked a treat

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summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:13, archived)

badum

tish

the old ones are the best....

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:17, archived)

yeah

hence your subscription to 'readers wives - over 50s'

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summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:18, archived)

over 60's dear

i don't know who's mags your reading, i've not left mine around the flat

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:21, archived)

maybe they're mine

i like em while they're still warm....

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summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:21, archived)

rigor mortis is a good thing right?

just wanted your honest opinion on it......

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:41, archived)

I'm sorry

don't die!

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stup0t, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:20, archived)

Woodland justice

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:09, archived)

...is harsh, harsh but fair

(Davebloke, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:10, archived)

the law

is an ash

his bark is worse than his bite

(pikey, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:10, archived)

I thought I

saw the image of Jesus

(Nathalie Imbruglia's Cellist's Cello, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:11, archived)

woo

yay

(bob the cowboy, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:18, archived)

Ron Atkinson in failed attempt to win back faith...

Wearing his
"I fucking hate.... but I (heart) niggers" tee from T SHIRT HELL

View Bigger

(Davebloke, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:08, archived)

oh very funny

(MackanZoor, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:09, archived)

Did you see what the twunt

said afterwards? It was along the lines of "I was really blazing, and I didn't realise that I was being recorded". Oh, that makes it OK then, if you didn't realise you were being recorded. That'll teach him a lesson

(Nathalie Imbruglia's Cellist's Cello, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:13, archived)

also said (on radio 1 this morning)

"i have worked with more black players than anyone else and I would never use that word even in private"

BUT YOU DID, ON TV :D lamer

(Davebloke, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:25, archived)

Pfft...

Coffee/monitor... bugger!

But, does anyone know what he said??

(Andre_66, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:12, archived)

he said..

(not on UK TV but to the rest of the world watching) "marsel desire is a fucking lazy niger" (his mic was still turned on even though the cameras went back to the studio)

harsh, so he resigned that night.

AND WORE THAT TEE THIS MORNING :)

(Davebloke, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:14, archived)

spazz back to around 10am this morning,

I saw linkage then.

edit: no neeeed!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:14, archived)

thanks,

I always said he was a cunt

(isaac, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:15, archived)

I agree

F**cing lazy C*nt!

(Andre_66, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:16, archived)

said "he is what is know in some circles as a f*cking lazy big n*igger"

yuk - racial swearwords really are awful, far worse than cunt, for example

(Nathalie Imbruglia's Cellist's Cello, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:14, archived)

much much worse than cunt

(Davebloke, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:15, archived)

Flange.

(Gype, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:16, archived)

I have never been offended by the word cunt

I dont know why its such a big deal

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Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:18, archived)

I find

most women hate the word cunt. Stupid cunts.

(Gype, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:19, archived)

they also hate words like..

moist, minge, and flange... thats why i call my cunts cunt a tacco

(Davebloke, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:20, archived)

Its all

In the delivery..

(Andre_66, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:20, archived)

fucking lazy *insert naughty word for afro-caribian gentleman*

hint, it begins with N

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:15, archived)

LOL, on the news they are saying "he said the N word"

(Davebloke, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:16, archived)

i'd love to hear Sir Trevor McDonald read this news story

i wonder if he would say the 'N' word

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:19, archived)

He read it last night,

but didn't quote it.. :(

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:21, archived)

huh

what did the lovely mr atkinson actually say? Linkage?

(isaac, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:12, archived)

Just search google news

For Ron Atkinson...

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karatesausage, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:21, archived)

Lets all chip in and buy him it...

That T-shirt

(Davebloke, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:24, archived)

robots go home (part 5)

four
three
two
one

() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:05, archived)

Class

Make it Bush and Blair please.

(Alienboy, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:07, archived)

Woo!

You have made an excellent series!
Keep the hummus going!

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Stickman_ben, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:07, archived)

Stupid robots

(Davebloke, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:09, archived)

Hahah!

this be a good series!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:26, archived)

(gwildo, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:04, archived)

Ha Ha

tis good.
Is it me or does Little Miss Hirsutism look like Jay Kay?

(Gype, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:06, archived)

A cross between Jay kay

and a testicle

(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:08, archived)

Click to enlarge

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magnum, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:10, archived)

Woo!

Well shopped and 100% fact

(Gype, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:11, archived)

finally someone who agrees with me

he's not sexy or cool or a good singer he's a prick

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You drive like a mong in a dodgem today is, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:12, archived)

The thing is

he's not a bad singer, but yeah he's a complete prick.

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:22, archived)

hahahahahahahaha!

And top shoppery too!

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mog, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:12, archived)

I thought

Jay Kay was a testicle.

(Gype, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:10, archived)

'noon all

I didnt know Jay Kay went for flowers.

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Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:10, archived)

You can bever have too many

little misses

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ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:09, archived)

WIIIIIICKKKKEDDDDDD!!!!

Love it.

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mr null One mad man in a world gone sane, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:28, archived)

She isn't tough

She's just mean.

ta MH below :)

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:04, archived)

Punnerrific

Out loud snort in the office achieved. Well done.

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Tone Depear fucking rocks, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:04, archived)

Pffffffft

Quite subtle took me longer than it should have to get that

(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:07, archived)

me too

Woo to the pic

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:07, archived)

subtle!

(well ... either that or I'm slow)

w/y

(and houpla 'cos I watched it again last night and am watching the second "volume" tonight)

(kb that is ... not the B&B DVD ... honest)

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:12, archived)

As A huge kill bill fan

Im being bloody brave and waiting for the 2 in a glorious dvd boxset.
On tuesday I borght the soundtrack (with sotd soundtrack and kiki delivery service dvd)and new poster. The best film soundtrack you'll buy...Im looking forward to buying the next one after seeing the film.

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:15, archived)

you're not that huge

it's just an unflattering skirt ...

*duck*

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:21, archived)

*grabs NES zapper..

And plays Duck hunt*

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:30, archived)

I got the first one on DVD as a present..

It's not a bad film, but he's done much better. Look at Pulp Fiction, that was about a million times better

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:24, archived)

Another paintmash strip

Enjoy

(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:00, archived)

ba dum

tich

woo

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@stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:01, archived)

Woo

Pun-a-licious.

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Stickman_ben, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:01, archived)

i did a paintmash whilst pissed last night

here it is:

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summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:02, archived)

loonie

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:02, archived)

thanks :)

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summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:03, archived)

Jeepers

You're making me look bad with all this picture posting...

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Stickman_ben, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:08, archived)

seasonal.

just the wrong season.

hehe!

woo!

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stup0t, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:07, archived)

ha ha ha

Ha ha ha!!
Super-woo indeed!

(amazingmikeyc internet ninja, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:11, archived)

tss

(MackanZoor, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:03, archived)

Pfft.

's all

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ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:09, archived)

Bit of cat bowling, anyone?

(Indole Ring, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:56, archived)

Yes, yes it is!

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Danblez, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:58, archived)

which bit?

(JcmS, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:00, archived)

ARF!

semi related pearoast.

it's Marc bowling with a T Rex

(Gype, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:02, archived)

T-Rex is crap at bowling

but you'd let him win anyway

(JcmS, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:03, archived)

Sportilicious

(Tarquin., Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:11, archived)

Squash

surely

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ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:12, archived)

ok, as promised i did another anim:

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summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:55, archived)

pffffft!

Loon!

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mog, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:56, archived)

Hahaha!

Shouldn't he be wearing a red shirt, though?

(Indole Ring, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:57, archived)

the red shirts always died

in tos

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:58, archived)

Woo

to star trek posts

bastard, better than mine

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:57, archived)

woo

summat nasty to do with kittens
yay
(congrats on the job)

(JcmS, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:58, archived)

fanks

and indeed fanks again :)

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summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:58, archived)

That made me laugh.

Cheers!

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:59, archived)

Blinky heck.

Now we're really being spoilt. You've both posted!

Plus: that's incredibly woosome.

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Stickman_ben, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:00, archived)

lol

totally triffic in every way.

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Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:01, archived)

re-re-post

when the crowd say "related image"

though that one up there's waaay better, and i give it teh woo.

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Dano, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:04, archived)

Hahaha

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:05, archived)

PFFFFFFT

BWAHAHAHAHA~

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Dano, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:06, archived)

Hahahahaha

you loon!

(Gype, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:08, archived)

that is in the top 10

of my most favourite things

(ivor_the_engine, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:09, archived)

that is mightily woosome.

have a jimmy

(teasus likes tea, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:06, archived)

Woo

super that is

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ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:10, archived)

That

was brilliant. I have no hummus today, better think of something good.

(Alienboy, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:10, archived)

haha

very good

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corington, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:19, archived)

The serenity of the cloistered life

very much agreed with Sister Lavinia of the Church of the Holy Rodent

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Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:55, archived)

Amen

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:56, archived)

Das ist vunderbar.

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Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:56, archived)

Holy rodents batman!

That's woo!

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TooMuch2AM, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:59, archived)

nice one

(MackanZoor, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:04, archived)

luvverly

I may repent.

nah

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:05, archived)

thats rather charming

(ivor_the_engine, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:06, archived)

lovely

smiling action.

(teasus likes tea, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:12, archived)

ha ha ha

works so well - yay to serene rodents

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ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:13, archived)

Obvious really...

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TooMuch2AM, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:52, archived)

Hehehe

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:53, archived)

that

was

quick

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@stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:54, archived)

Even quicker than that

b3ta.com/board/3078737

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:54, archived)

woo

you're too fast for your own good

(if I had a euro for every time I heard that......)

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@stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:56, archived)

im sorry for spamming...

as i had posted this not too far down the board, but i am very excited!!!!
porktornado.diaryland.com/albumcover.html

i have made contact with Devastatin Dave and am giving him space on my server to put up mp3s!
100 percent true!

go and look for yourself!!!!!
www.recklessrecords.biz

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Ronny Morocco, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:54, archived)

Your'e not sorry at all...

Otherwise you wouldn't be doing it

(udlras, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:56, archived)

yeah youre right

but i really did track him down!

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Ronny Morocco, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:57, archived)

I am downloading them

as I type. Woo to you!

(Indole Ring, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:58, archived)

As was

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The Snockerty Friddle, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:14, archived)

Crappy Album Covers revisited ...

Suggestions for track titles?

"If I Ruled The world" (etc etc)

(boy with balls on chin just quit his job and is about to feck off travelling for 18 months, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:50, archived)

Anything by the Beach Boys would go

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:52, archived)

love the expressions

woo

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Sixola, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:53, archived)

Blunket

looks like the only one having fun.

Woo!

(Gype, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:53, archived)

Whats george doing to tony with that hand?

he looks as though he's just cum

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:54, archived)

He has a firm grip on his knob

has just given it a good hard twist and said "Remember Tony ... no pulling out of Iraq".

Normal day then.

(boy with balls on chin just quit his job and is about to feck off travelling for 18 months, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:57, archived)

he's pulling something out

i think it hit the back of the guy's head.

what a look of disgust

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:59, archived)

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts

Oh. Sorry. Wrong board....

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mog, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:57, archived)

Four Horsemammals of the Aplocalypse

Unshopped picture taken from the article 'pathetic man-beasts meet Beaver and Chump Manbear'. badum-tish

Beaver, Butthead, Butkiss & Manbear

Times full page spread type picture please

(JcmS, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:50, archived)

Woo + Houpla.

All it needs is a red sky and a Bint of Babylon. :)

Speaking of the papers, I wonder where the Guardian gets it's ideas from?

(Small Beer, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:54, archived)

the cheeky twunts!

(i got 9/10 though)

(JcmS, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:56, archived)

10/10

but then I watched the recent collection of vintage naughtiness that all the porn pics are nicked from

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:10, archived)

Woo!

For those who grew up tall and proud in the shadow of a mushroom cloud:

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:19, archived)

This isn't the first time

CBS have been in trouble for this sort of thing.

Doubly topical, 10 years next weekend - 1st May '94 - Ayrton RIP

Oh, and small fake alien - RIP too I suppose.

(Gype, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:46, archived)

Isn't it...

...'some schools'?

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Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:49, archived)

erm,

yes.

Ta.

(Gype, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:50, archived)

m&ms has made a movie maker

here’s mine

clicky woo

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breel, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:43, archived)

Good.

But the Fanta Bollywood one was better.

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Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:45, archived)

that was a lot

funnier than i was expecting

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Ronny Morocco, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:45, archived)

That was

suprisingly good. :)
(Unrelated, but just found this. Difficult.)

(Small Beer, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:48, archived)

It's like an early screenplay by Roald Dahl

"I'm going to rut your spazhole"

(the original woodsman, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:59, archived)

this is so shit it's unbelievable

please feel free to criticise

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:42, archived)

best thing ever made

by anyone

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summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:43, archived)

You forgot to add

"/biased"

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Stickman_ben, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:44, archived)

oooh

didn't notice it was mostly*

*total lie

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summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:46, archived)

Come on hurry up

its your turn now.

I want to see the anim.

But I have to go soon

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Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:47, archived)

thats why i posted before noon

i'd hate for you to sit in the pub all afternoon wondering what you had missed out on

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:49, archived)

Well thank you dear

But now I have to go get bored silly.
And eventualy get down the pub.
Soon I hope I dont want them to decide that we have to work on the poster this afternoon.
Have a nice day.
Bye

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Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:55, archived)

if they do suggest it

tell them you work better after a few drinks.
catch you later GB. don't be to much of a pervert

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:56, archived)

Arf.

Very, very funny.

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:44, archived)

*faints*

*gets up*
*faints*
Woo!
/end mashing

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Stickman_ben, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:45, archived)

If thats what I think

G
R
O
A
N

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Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:45, archived)

thankyou

i think

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:46, archived)

:-)

(Wook13 Been away but is now ducking a fuck on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:48, archived)

Arf

thats good

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ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:11, archived)

Bit of a threadwaste, sorry

But what's the new address for the b3ta kit now that mutant walrus is down?

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TooMuch2AM, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:40, archived)

parp

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100% of Gibbon, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:41, archived)

this one

has a lot

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fakker, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:41, archived)

Here:

www.militiadesign.com/b3takit/

Clicky, then delete thread (unless a conversation starts)

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Stickman_ben, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:42, archived)

THREADJACK!

See the look on this guy's face; he's headbutting a security guard two metres from the Aussie PM:
www.theage.com.au/articles/2004/04/21/1082530232119.html

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:43, archived)

Hahahahahaha

Hahahahahaha

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:44, archived)

Brilliant!

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Sixola, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:52, archived)

Political protester with mullet?

He's not a relative of that bloke who egged Prescott, is he?

I think we should be told...

(Slipperduke, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:54, archived)

hahahahahahahaha

You've just made a good thing even betterer

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:56, archived)

Sorry if this is a threadwaste but...

I have a friend who only uses e-mail to send me 'funny' stuff he finds on the internet - pictures, movies of monkeys sniffing their arses, e-mails full of replies which you scroll down to find really piss poor old jokes etc...

Well...

=
Date: Thu, 22 Apr 2004 11:32:17 +0100
Subject: Get well, Diego!

Isn't this the funniest thing you've seen?

=

I feel like crying...

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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:37, archived)

Rev A mol has now gone viral!

Woo.
*Bow's to his viral-ness*
Shame you won't make a penny.

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Stickman_ben, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:38, archived)

I knew I had

but to recieve it myself...

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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:39, archived)

I'm tagging my images

from here on in.
Not likely that anything I do will go viral, but you never know...

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Stickman_ben, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:41, archived)

Its Beautiful

and well deserved

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:38, archived)

hahahahahahahaha!

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Brilliant!

EDIT: What did I tell ye though? Eh?
www.b3ta.com/board/3078195

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mog, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:39, archived)

A big Woo

A Yay And a Hooplah

(Wook13 Been away but is now ducking a fuck on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:40, archived)

Shoulda

tagged it.

(Gype, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:39, archived)

Seriously,

two minute job that i thought nothing about.

I feel tired thinking of the pictures I put loads of effort into.

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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:40, archived)

well done old bean

I once got sent an email in error (they mistyped one of the recipient's domain name so it got sent to me) and it was my parrot piccy.
It did my heed in.

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:39, archived)

Ha ha!

That's effin' great, that!

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:42, archived)

Oh, the pun!

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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:43, archived)

I've been sent that before

*doffs cap*

(JcmS, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:53, archived)

I'd not seen that!

It wins todays 'Best Thing Evarr™" award.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:11, archived)

So its true!

Everything returns to its source at some point, that was bloody quick though.

(Doogal, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:40, archived)

We should really start timing these things.

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Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:42, archived)

Got it...

Three days, 1 hour, 57 minutes.

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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:44, archived)

Then let that stand...

...as an official record.

Norris is dead, so we can do what we like.

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Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:47, archived)

I would be really chuffed

to find out people had been emailing my pics around - is it not the done thing then?

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Chupacabra owes me ten quid, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:44, archived)

No,

I mean, the point of the site is generally to make funny pictures that amuse people.

One of my main things is that I'm getting no damned credit because of the lack of tag. I've had one report of someone claiming it as there own this morning and on Tuesday, someone said there mate was going to put it on a t-shirt!

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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:47, archived)

FWIW

I've replied to the one copy of it that I got with a credit to the source (you and b3ta)

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:49, archived)

okeydoke

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Chupacabra owes me ten quid, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:50, archived)

the pics of you

and the two ponies
have been doing the rounds for ages
maybe your ISP is blocking them?

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:47, archived)

are you j.k.

trolling?

(although I do have pics of me with the two ronnies)

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Chupacabra owes me ten quid, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:51, archived)

viraltastic

*puts on face-mask and latex gloves*

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:45, archived)

I got sent a copy of that

inside a word doc.

Some clever chap added the words 'get well soon - you cheat!'

ALWAYS watermark. BTW, whose Jebus-on-a-lolly-stick was it that got ripped off by Zoo Weekly this week?

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:46, archived)

thats exactly

the copy that i got! spamtastic (no offence to you at all Rev.)

(Doogal, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:47, archived)

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