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# Marcel ...
joins the campaign:




(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:03, archived)
# Nice work.
Woo!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:04, archived)
# Yes, kick him while he's down.
Woo!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:05, archived)
# Nah,
wait for him to get up, then kick him back down. More fun that way.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:12, archived)
# itv's website is a bit borked
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:59, archived)
# huzzah for mindpiss
just linked to it 5 mins ago, a thread or two down
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:00, archived)
# *scroll scroll scroll*
aha!

I couldn't resist when I saw they hadn't squeezed up to fill the gap.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:02, archived)
# haha
very good
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:00, archived)
# Woo!
This didn't deserve it's own thread:
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:01, archived)
# Oh yes it does!
I like that.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:01, archived)
# haha!
they're both wootastic!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:01, archived)
# Brilliant!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:30, archived)
# Hahahah
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:01, archived)
# hahahahah
does that guy smell?

or could no-one work out how to move him closer

TJ: Big Ron has just been sacked by the guardian
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:02, archived)
# suppose the daily mail
will sign him up.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:03, archived)
# Hee Hee
May turn out to be true....
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:04, archived)
# why thankyou dear

its your fave father ted tonight

"these are small dougal, the ones outside are very far away"
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:06, archived)
# Oh, splendid!
Dog hasn't seen that one.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:08, archived)
# he's never lived*

graham norton riverdancing in a caravan

*he probably has, but this will complete it
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:11, archived)
# Hehe!
Yes, once you get around the fact that he's Graham Norton, he's very funny in that.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:13, archived)
# yeah
he's a twat in everything else though
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:21, archived)
# poor wee man*
he'll be selling the bigron issue to pay for his coats


(*fucking moron)
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:06, archived)
# woo
yay
TJ. just seen brian blessed on a trailer for "Celebrity Stars in their eyes". I think.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:04, archived)
# pavarotti

or Carole Carpenter...hmmm
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:13, archived)
# how come
he's still there on my computer? or am i stupid?
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:06, archived)
# you
behind some sort of proxy server gubbins or anything?
or it might just be your pc thats cached the page itself. try a bit of [ctrl + F5].
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:07, archived)
# probably
hmm... I don't appear to have a proxy server set up. Maybe an NTL cacheing thingummy. How strange.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:10, archived)
# fixed now...
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:11, archived)
# Good Afternoon


Self-Spong!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:58, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
the spoon! the spoon! the spoon! the spoon! the spoon! the spoon! the spoon! the spoon!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:59, archived)
# you are
ryan dunn's dad and i claim my five pounds
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:01, archived)
# spoonspong! yay!
*runs to canteen to try for himself*

(and 'spec to the beard!)
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:01, archived)
# Haha that's very effective
but you missed of opportunity of using sporks instead 2 for the price of 1.

woo yay indeedy
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:01, archived)
# I'M BRIAN BLES....
.... no, hold on ....
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:02, archived)
# Heehee
I AM BRIAN BLESSED!!!!!!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:04, archived)
# You're right it's the spoonspongsonofbrian
=)
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:04, archived)
# My God you're hirsute.

Respect.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:04, archived)
# It runs in the family
My father is a werewolf
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:05, archived)
# I did something very similar
Its been on my digital camera for a week and i cant get it on any computor at the mo for some reason...mind you, the spoons look better..woo!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:06, archived)
# no comment
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:57, archived)
# Hehe!
I like this wagon. Who started it?
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:00, archived)
# Blimey i think that'd
inadvertantly be me.. wow.
Kind of a thank you for Squirrely Wednesday that i enjoyed immensley..

www.b3ta.com/board/3078857
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:07, archived)
# That is fantastic!
Send it to the newsletter.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:15, archived)
# Lovely
although i prefer the term Scrat
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:00, archived)
# Woo!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:02, archived)
# Big Ron's street cred will be ruined...
... especially with his latest album set for release.

(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:57, archived)
# He was recording with NWA too
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:58, archived)
# "Express Yourself...
... do whatchya got to doooo"
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:00, archived)
# straight outta commentatin'?
/coat

edit: and woo to big fatboy ron
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:00, archived)
# Genius!
Woo to that!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:00, archived)
# Say what you see !!!


holding down a job
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:55, archived)
# hand job
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:56, archived)
# bull in a china shop?
'oooh it's good but it's not the one'
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:57, archived)
# its good, but it's not quite right
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:58, archived)
# 'what's mr chips doing?'
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:59, archived)
# wouldn't you like to know

*smug face*
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:03, archived)
# feel jealous
My freinds uncle is TVs own Roy Walker and I am hopefully getting a Mr Chips signed t-shirt
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:14, archived)
# No no no.
Most heinous of crimes, you misquoted the one and only Roy Walker, it's "It's good, but it's not right"
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:00, archived)
# /PEDANT
"ITS GOOD BUT IT'S NOT QUITE RIGHT..!"

.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:09, archived)
# Is it
Summat to do with Kittens new job?
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:57, archived)
# pfffft!
i wish
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:02, archived)
# I prefer my iCRACK
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:58, archived)
# *raises ibrow*
thats norktacular
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:58, archived)
# Very woo.
I feel like a cunt by stealing your sunshine but either that picture of another version with the same hand/job arrangement has been an email viral for years. I dont know if the one I had was on the show or not but it claimed to be 'holding down a job'
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:58, archived)
# My cock.
*looks up* Oh, a picature of Catchphrase.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:58, archived)
# slap prophet city united
....obviously.

:@ )
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:58, archived)
# Hand job
I sense bandwagon fun. Hurrah.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:58, archived)
# Manual Labour?
Underhand work?
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:59, archived)
# um
have you ever done a google image search for catchphrase?
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:12, archived)
# footballers
can be quite graceful when they put their minds to it...


(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:55, archived)
# Wheeeeeeeeeeee
Glide damn you glide!!

That is soo woosome!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:56, archived)
# he he
that is most chucklesome
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:56, archived)
# Haha
and yet ice skaters can be quite vicious.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:57, archived)
# How dainty
They appear to be dancing in time to the Sleeping Beauty Waltz
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:58, archived)
# that made me laugh lots,
woo to that
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:58, archived)
# Blimeh! They're all over the news.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:54, archived)
# Human spong
Woo.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:59, archived)
# Haha!
I thought that! Didn't Rowan call Ron a nigger or summat?
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:59, archived)
# Probably done already
and badly knocked up in paint
Oh to be back at home...

(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:52, archived)
# Ah yes...
... THAT's why I never buy a newspaper.





i can form my own opinions
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:55, archived)
# Inevitably, some felt that Maurice's Niagara stunt

was a little too blasé to be entertaining.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:48, archived)
# Ace! - scoot like bloody fuck!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:53, archived)
# ow,
my eyes
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:54, archived)
# horrible
init, I hate it me.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:57, archived)
# Ughh,
I think I'm gonna be sick...make it stop!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:56, archived)
# Hi cockalorum! My eyes!
Woo to Maurice and disco Laurel and Hardy
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:56, archived)
# erm, thanks
but OW
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:56, archived)
# woo
that's extremely nice
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:54, archived)
# woo
yay
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:54, archived)
# ooopsy daisy
itv haven't updated their banners yet
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:47, archived)
# "ask the Klan"
etc. etc.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:48, archived)
# they've hastily updated this page though:
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:50, archived)
# Haha!
MSPaint to the rescue!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:54, archived)
# ha ha
brilliant and seamless!

/wishes I had photoshop at work
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:58, archived)
# My typing skills need improving
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:45, archived)
# 1337!!!!!!!!1111111111eleven
tht am teh WOO!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:46, archived)
# psst
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:49, archived)
# yes and no
it's good as long as they don't snap....
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:52, archived)
# the sound is meant to be quite exotic

and loud
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:53, archived)
# better than the *squelch* *squelch* of semi-decay
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:55, archived)
# its a bit dry though

apparantly

oh and i'm now barred from visiting the Coma ward
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:56, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
sense prevails! ;)

i'm in the best mood i've been in for about 6 yonks
full time job + week off next week + deal with fatpigfarm = happy summat
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:58, archived)
# and the best sex you've had in years

/bends over
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:59, archived)
# yay
/rides mostly like a bull
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:00, archived)
# *walks away like john wayne*

(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:03, archived)
# Hi cockalorum
woo
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:51, archived)
# thanks
(i realise you're not a sir, but you get the idea)
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:52, archived)
# I do indeed
=)
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:53, archived)
# Woo!
That's tangfastic.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:47, archived)
# 'Heeeeeey.'
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:59, archived)
# Arf!
That am Kwali-T

Woo Yay Arf
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:47, archived)
# most
positively woosome...
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:47, archived)
# ahhahahahaha

i just lost my coke

and we're going new zealand now. sorry
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:48, archived)
# New zeland is nice
Its pretty.
Brazil is a bit scary.
She should be happy
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:51, archived)
# yeah plenty of lamb.....

you get my test mail?

probably not as i'm crap at deciphering e-mail thingies
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:55, archived)
# thta is aboalutlye
birlliant1

wOO yAY¬
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:48, archived)
# I'm still loving you.
Is there a fan club for you?
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:49, archived)
# I hope not it means having to sign photos and stuff.
haha
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:51, archived)
# You mean you can't sign photos?
You don't have hands?
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:04, archived)
# I have hands but I can't be bothered
with pesky fans - when I'm famous I want to shoot fans and be thought of as eccentricly zany.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:06, archived)
# Public service announcement:
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:42, archived)
# She looks
so happy.
Woo!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:43, archived)
# her dog's just died
he's 'consoling' her
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:44, archived)
# he shot it between the eyes
for the good of the brotherhood
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:45, archived)
# *grooms grooms*

pardon me officer
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:46, archived)
# She's playing footsie with his manhood
under the table, you mark my words.

woo
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:47, archived)
# The happy couple:
JackieBabe, 16 from Nottingham

Meets

BoyBandMan, 17 from Hull

on the first date...
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:47, archived)
# Sing along, now
"Groomin' ... on a sunny afternooo-oo-oon..."
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:49, archived)
# The kids just love playing with Jesus

Ning all.

Shamed : I am a dirty whore and the above is a pearoast.
/coat
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:25, archived)
#
dirty pearoast whore.

I didn't woo it last time though...

Woo!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:27, archived)
# And he loves the children!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:28, archived)
#

(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:25, archived)
# Mr Piles has a sphincter like mouth
W/y/h

TJ:

BBC News World Edition front page has listed as one of the top stories:

"Muslim leaders criticize US".

Incredible. Who would have thought eh?

What's next?

"British Rail Network is pants - it's official"
"Tony Blair suspected of not telling the complete truth"
"B3ta found to be cause of UK's massive slump in GDP"


(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:26, archived)
#
More news just in:



I was going to do one of these everyday but I had a meeting first thing and now can't be arsed.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:28, archived)
# heh heh heh :)
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:30, archived)
# *SPANG!*
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:36, archived)
# Ouch!
Apparently I have that to look forward to :(
w/y/h
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:30, archived)
# Heh,
could be worse. My future niece is in the breach position at the mo.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:31, archived)
# stand your sister on her head
it may help.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:33, archived)
# Ooh, nasty!
Turn it! Turn it hard!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:34, archived)
# side effect of being with bump
woo for jubbly babies.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:32, archived)
# and varicose veins
back ache


and possible pissing yourself
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:32, archived)
#



/runs off for a pregnancy check
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:40, archived)
# dont forget the possibilty of a nice
breach birth or the oh so fun uterine prolaps
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:42, archived)
# makes me wanna rush out and make a baby right this minute*

*probable lie
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:47, archived)
# and your teeth rotting
and driving a f*ckin mpv with a f*ckin "baby on board' (or even worse "little person on board") sign in the back

/ as you were
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:42, archived)
# wou are a negative armadillo.
Or perhaps "Cynical Armadillo" would suit
;)
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:45, archived)
# have to drive through
school run twunts every morning,

in my day we walked to school....on our hands..cos we couldn't afford shoes.....etc
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:47, archived)
# And strangers
touching your babybump
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:35, archived)
# I'm going to teach it to kick people who do that.
:)
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:37, archived)
# that'll only encourage them...
"awww its kicking..."

try smearing marmite all over said bump, no-one'll lay a palm on you then.*

*may cause unwanted canine attention

(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:43, archived)
# Arf!
Yay for Norwich and Delia Smith :)
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:46, archived)
# b3ta MSN ??
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:21, archived)
# *pouts*
edit: woo, this time. But next time, i'm moving back in with my parents.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:22, archived)
# mother inferior says woo yay!
I want that now :)

Ning all, and might I say how splendid the new B3ta kit is?
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:24, archived)
# where be the new
kit?
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:25, archived)
# glad to know you like it
:)

stills needs some more meme pics, i shall update it later and ask people to think what else needs adding
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:26, archived)
# hullo dearie

whats the results on the vom-ometer today?
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:26, archived)
# ning!
hows you?



you missed it! mostly and i both posted a pic
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:27, archived)
#
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:30, archived)
# 'ning
reverend mother.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:28, archived)
# see bill and ben
below
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:30, archived)
# Repost monkey.

:P
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:31, archived)
# i only make 1 piccy a year

can you blame me for pearoasting?
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:33, archived)
# 'ning
Sorry to hear your still sickly. ;)
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:31, archived)
# Thank you :)
I'll try not to vomit on the board.

Actually, I just had a packet of crisps and feel much better :)
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:38, archived)
# er
i don't get it
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:24, archived)
# *inhales sharply*
*deflates*
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:24, archived)
# hahahahha
does that make me a lesbian because i post here
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:25, archived)
#
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:25, archived)
# Lesbian.cum!
Instead of lesbian.com!!!!!!!!!!!!11111!

It's funny because it's true!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:26, archived)
#
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:19, archived)
# turban is the superior head wear
however, usama is not
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:21, archived)
# that's not a turban
sihks wear turbans
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:22, archived)
# Nope,
turbans are traditional Muslim wear as well.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:25, archived)
# isn't that an imama?
(sp?)
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:27, archived)
# thankyou
it may be a head rag - but not of the same name
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:27, archived)
# from my trip to dudley zoo

and no it wasn't that sunny, i've adjusted the saturation
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:17, archived)
# it looks rude
just does
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:19, archived)
# DUD LOI
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:20, archived)
# o come on
post somthing good or post nothing
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:21, archived)
# be fluffy
and learn to spell
or next time I'm bumming you
I won't let you watch the tweenies
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:29, archived)
# God, I must be shit.


Actually, i think this proves i am. But a huge thank-you to everyone on the board over the last few months who have helped me get slightly better over time and waste hundreds of man hours and, oh, you're just great. Yay y'all.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:17, archived)
# fp it now
hard
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:18, archived)
# thats nice.
TJ! Here is my M&Ms movie!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:18, archived)
# hahhahha
*goes off to make movie*
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:22, archived)
# hahahahahahahaaaa
brilliant!!!!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:38, archived)
# huzzah
i missed my b3ta birthday :( 'twas four days ago
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:18, archived)
# awww
have a late candle.

no cake - i ate it.

It was going stale.

Sorry.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:22, archived)
# we didn't.
we had a party and everything.
Happy belated b3taday.. :)
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:23, archived)
# look at my profile
3500ish and no FP
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:19, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
/points and laughs
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:22, archived)
# The front page is an over-estimated beast...
The FP is supposed to be the best of the board, ive seen alot of good stuff thats never made to the FP, but ive seen alot of shit that has been FP'd which shouldnt have.
its all a matter of timing...

/edit. timing and personal tastes..
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:26, archived)
# and bribing mods
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:34, archived)
# hmm the bribe
an honorable answer to getting what you want, in use since Og bribed Ug with a mammothburger for the use of his new club
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:39, archived)
# No FP?
Why didn't you just say so?

There you go
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:30, archived)
# hmmm...
Well I managed one or two after 1000
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:36, archived)

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