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# Any time is a good time for a Mortal Kombat post


Or so I hope
(Shake, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:13, archived)
# `ave
some pizza

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:14, archived)
# It's a magazine...for monkeys.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:10, archived)
# shall order my subscription right away
woo woo woo woo woo ah ah ah ah





edit to make it sound more like a monkey noise
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:12, archived)
# I bet the first page is devoted the world trade in bananas
woo yay for monkey news
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:12, archived)
# Woo!
Monkeys are the new humans!
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:13, archived)
# Haha - you've been watching Planet of the Apes again.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:17, archived)
# haha!
Have my primate woo - go on, it's yours...
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:19, archived)
# Signe me up too!
Couldn't resist a quick shopping of it though:

(Nursie, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:31, archived)
# For his next stunt, Frank was going to sit in a box for 40 days looking like a twat.
(Dobbin T. Wonderhorse, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:09, archived)
# mini TJ
I want 3d lessons!

www.billybussey.com
(I helped save b3ta! Happyperson, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:10, archived)
# I could do that, I just don't want to.
I like the way it takes ages to load, and there's no content in it, other than the admittedly rather nice page transitions.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:21, archived)
# Bloody Hell!!
thats proper good! like amazingly good. I'd think he stands make some money from his talent
(I helped save b3ta! Sixola, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:22, archived)
# cripes thats scarily good..
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:27, archived)
# .
(gusset, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:09, archived)
# Franana?
*reaches for banana*
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:10, archived)
# banarog?
... woo!
(FortyFour, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:11, archived)
# *licks*
*twitches*
Bananarey.
(Ocarina and the horse comes., Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:10, archived)
# did'nt mummy tell you
not to put things this shape in your mouth...



*groom*
(Dangermouse., Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:38, archived)
# The EU
will have it killed for being too bendy.

edit: save the bendy frogbanana
(Gype, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:11, archived)
# pickle it?
.
(I helped save b3ta! expf, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:17, archived)
# Hmmmmmm,
pickled bendy frogbanana.

/drools
(Gype, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:19, archived)
# Woo!
I love it! Where can I get one for a pet?
(biajw, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:37, archived)
# No no it isn't true!

(Reginald Squitts, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:07, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
brilliant
(Market Man, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:07, archived)
# Heard that much too many times.
The gay face doesnt make it funnier.

But, to balance out the unfluffyness of my post, have a woo.

Woo.
(Ocarina and the horse comes., Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:08, archived)
# isnt that face
thomas the tank engine?
(I helped save b3ta! Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:10, archived)
# I dont remember the drawings of Thomas looking that poor.
But all pictures look great when your a kid, I suppose.
(Ocarina and the horse comes., Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:11, archived)
# Hmm.
If you're going to copy a joke from a text/e-mail at least spell it right.
(pen-al™, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:08, archived)
# it's all just romours i tell you!
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:08, archived)
# badum tish

top joke
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:09, archived)
# You really are his bitch
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:13, archived)
# you're just jealous.....
fancy a threesome?
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:15, archived)
# With you and mostly?
Um can I get back to you on that?
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:18, archived)
# he likes to watch

sorry
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:23, archived)
# watch?
i loikes to get down and dirty
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:25, archived)
# Damn
Ah well cant have everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:25, archived)
# oh sorry you two

/hails cab
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:28, archived)
# i am no-ones bitch dear

unless they pay me handsomely
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:19, archived)
# i think i've heard that one. sometimes yesterday
but i still don't get it.

help, someone?
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:08, archived)
# brooklyn
is the name of posh and beck's son
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:09, archived)
# oh... poor kid. will the next one be called Long Island?
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:11, archived)
# I thought brooklyn was the daughter
the son is called Romeo?

Not that I even care about anything to do with Posh & Becks.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:13, archived)
# They have two sons,
Brooklyn and Romeo. No girls (apart from David himself).
(Gype, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:14, archived)
# There I told you I don't know anything about Posh & Becks
and I'm happy in my ignorance.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:16, archived)
# Yes
I hang my head in shame for knowing so much about them.
(Gype, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:17, archived)
# Funnily enough...
...so are they.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:48, archived)
# Excellent! Guffaw!
Theres one that is going to do the text message rounds!

edit: it appears it already is... i obviously dont have enough friends to have recieved it yet. damn
(steve0, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:08, archived)
# Oh dear the pun the pun
*pssst rumour
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:09, archived)
# Evil Kid hour?
(I helped save b3ta! Cosmo Smallpiece Nickers Nackers Knockers, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:04, archived)
# good
god!
(idlemind, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:04, archived)
# nooooo
i was trying to be the undisputed master of mutated babies - but you just kicked my ass
(Market Man, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:05, archived)
# Bejesus!
/runs for the hills.
(Gype, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:06, archived)
# Evil baby
and evil kitten as well.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:07, archived)
# Oooh
www.b3ta.com/board/3079491
(Ocarina and the horse comes., Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:08, archived)
# Of course I remember
And I just cant spell.
Sorry.
I'm using all avilable brain power trying to work out what the fuck Kinetoplastids do in trypanosomes.
Is not going well.
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:10, archived)
# Ahh
No worries ^^;; Its an odd name.

Ive no idea what Kinetoplastids and trypanosomes are, so Im sorry I cant help. :(
(Ocarina and the horse comes., Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:12, archived)
# hahahahaha
i hope b3tan babies never come out like that

I'm sure they will be loved by someone though
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:07, archived)
# theyre must be some sort of rehab for them
I mean, you get shelters for b3tan wives........
(I helped save b3ta! Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:08, archived)
# happy birthday

*passes present*
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:11, archived)
# thankees



/rips off paper
(I helped save b3ta! Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:12, archived)
# bet mother inferiors does



/ducks
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:09, archived)
# thats who i was refering to
don't know of any other B3ta inspired sprogs
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:10, archived)
# Just coz its my
burfday, there's no need to bring out my baby photo's.
(I helped save b3ta! Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:07, archived)
# Probably been done before...


about a thousand times... But I havn't posted in a while.
(biajw, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:01, archived)
# aww
thats bootiful
(Market Man, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:02, archived)
# I haven't seen it done
Nice Shoppage
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:02, archived)
# hee hee
i loikes that a lot

afternoon all
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:03, archived)
# HAHAHAHA

red ex

look down i done 2 pics today!!
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:03, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha
very woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:05, archived)
# your'e still red-exing
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:06, archived)
# ahhh
i've deleted the pic :) no wonder
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:07, archived)
# now i just look a twat
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:07, archived)
# why change the habit of a lifetime
answer courtesy of obvious replies ltd™
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:10, archived)
# your'e just a
ferret felcher™
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:12, archived)
# /stops felching ferret
it's all lies! and romours™!
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:13, archived)
# i've got pictures

said the bishop to the nun™
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:14, archived)
# awww
a lickle horse
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:03, archived)
# still no hummus


here's another horrible mutated baby
this time - its crying and has horrible mutatio veins
(Market Man, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:56, archived)
# Arrrrrrrrrrgh!
Arrrrrrrrrrgh!



Arrrrrrrrrrgh!
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:58, archived)
# *slips some valium into mothers drink*
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:01, archived)
# sorry to scare you
(Market Man, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:03, archived)
# where's mine?

drink not valium that is
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:02, archived)
# what do you fancy?
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:04, archived)
# i'll have some iron-bru
please.

Made in scotland, from girrrdddeeerrrrrrs™
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:05, archived)
# *passes mostly the bottle*
Sorry the is not much left.
I might be able to drain the keyboard...
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:06, archived)
# drain that keyboard woman

and if you can gather me some hummus while your at it.....
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:08, archived)
# Hmmm,
a face not even a Mother Inferior would love.

Poor little sod.
(Gype, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:01, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/3079392
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:58, archived)
# hee hee
(Market Man, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:03, archived)
# that baby
goes through alot in the name of hummus
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:59, archived)
# watch out!
he's gonna crack!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:59, archived)
# too
late...
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:00, archived)
# ha ha
ebaumsworld has the funniest animation featuring that particular humanoid.
(Market Man, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:01, archived)
# Argh!!
(I helped save b3ta! Cosmo Smallpiece Nickers Nackers Knockers, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:06, archived)
# I agree with Ron - he is a lazy tigger.
quick & dirty with Paint.

on me 'ead son
(Halfcircle, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:55, archived)
# quick and dirty - yes
but also funny and original

woo
(Market Man, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:57, archived)
# *guffaw guffaw*
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:57, archived)
# Arf!
a Ron related post without Ron, which can only be a good thing.
(Gype, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:00, archived)
# yay for paint

Im having far too much fun with this picture
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:01, archived)
# Tegro
is the more polite term
(Penultimate Straw has been bested by the worst., Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:02, archived)
# That made me arf
And Arf loud I did.
(pen-al™, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:03, archived)
# made me laugh!
Woo!
(biajw, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:09, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! AngryDave requiring lawyers, guns and money since, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:54, archived)
# Goth Pandas
(or Mime Pandas)

WOO
YAY
HOUPLA
(JcmS, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:55, archived)
# those aren't pandamimes
they're Kiss fans!

woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:55, archived)
# sorry
Goths Mimes Kiss Fans
they all look alike to me*
Damn pandas!


*This phrase ©2004 Big Ron
(JcmS, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:58, archived)
# The tongue on Gene
is a dead giveaway

Houpla!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:11, archived)
# KISS Pandas!
Pity their Love Guns hardly ever work


/coat
(Lord Iffy Boatrace, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:56, archived)
# pandas do like to rock
43.8% FACT
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:56, archived)
# Kiss!
Please!
Your species depends on it!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:56, archived)
# trying to get them to mate
using subliminal kiss messaging
(Market Man, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:58, archived)
# Woo!
...Or is it Robbie Williams...
(biajw, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:02, archived)
# The waistline may suggest
you're right.
(I helped save b3ta! AngryDave requiring lawyers, guns and money since, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:03, archived)
# quick shit and frankly no need
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:46, archived)
# your my manager now
rooooooooooooon
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:47, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Woo to the pic and woo to you for making me hoot :D
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:48, archived)
# HELLO DAVE!!!!!!
Is Dave there????
(Wook13 Been away but is now ducking a fuck on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:47, archived)
# yes and how can i help
btw does anyone have the mp3 from the what's new pussy cat game I love that song
(NO_I'M_BRIAN_BLESSED, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:48, archived)
# where in the naming of screaming jesus
did you get that source image from?
(Market Man, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:47, archived)
# googled
papa & gentlemen
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:48, archived)
# Oh dear
IRN-BRU monitor interaction

*mops up*
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:49, archived)
# sorry dear

fuck me, 2 pics in a day!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:49, archived)
# It's most unlike you.
Are you OK?
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:51, archived)
# i'm not sure

i haven't had a drink in a week and feel strangely sober......
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:53, archived)
# Not drinking tends to have that effect
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:54, archived)
# BRU monitor interactions are a good thing
And I was impressed that it was your second pic.
Pub soon!!!
*Hope*
Nad no I dont think he is OK I made him do some things. Now summat is going to get him.
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:52, archived)
# *fingers crossed*

have a drink for me
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:53, archived)
# Ron-tastic
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:49, archived)
# lol
and lol at your user name today, Porridge was the best thing Ronnie Barker ever did by far
(Lord Iffy Boatrace, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:53, archived)
# fank u
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:57, archived)
# I was bored at work listening to people go on about how good
a new server is.... and doodled this

It's quick, crap and above all poorly photographed (digital camera as the scanner is on the blink) and optimised... sorry
(I helped save b3ta! @stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:44, archived)
# excellent concept!
it makes me wonder what the best thing was BEFORE sliced bread...

woo to you!
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:45, archived)
# what's the wonderful
whiskey?
(I helped save b3ta! @stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:46, archived)
# it's called
Forty Creek Barrel Select

it's distilled in Canada by Kittling Ridge Winery/Distillery

it's won a bunch of international awards, but i don't know if it is available anywhere else... more info might be available here: www.fortycreekwhisky.com/splash/
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:48, archived)
# Canada?????
Whisky from Canada? You'll be saying theres good whisky in the U.S. next!

Only good whisky comes from Scotland, preferably the islands.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:53, archived)
# you'd be surprised
this stuff is remarkably good...
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:55, archived)
# on the subject
a wonderful rum:

Mount GAY - now theres some fine rum!
(I helped save b3ta! Sixola, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:56, archived)
# i've heard that
i'm not really much of a hard liquor drinker but this whisky is really good i find
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:58, archived)
# I'm expecting to see the joke
about the seal who walks into a bar and orders a whisky, the bartender asks him what kind, and he replies...

anything but *****
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:19, archived)
# There is website called
masters of malt or something silly like that.
It sells good whisky.
I bought some of it for my grandads 75th and he drank it in record time.
It sells single cask malts and things like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:56, archived)
# bread
Woo the pic. Irish people are so talented


coat
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:51, archived)
# hahah
good point... life must have been rather bland then
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:53, archived)
# I said it was
a crap pic....
(I helped save b3ta! @stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:57, archived)
# erm...
... bread
(Halfcircle, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:05, archived)
# 'Nuff apologies
This is good stuff, woo
(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:46, archived)
# excellent
(by the way - the best thing before sliced bread was bread)
(Market Man, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:46, archived)
# and
before bread?
(I helped save b3ta! @stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:47, archived)
# probably the wheel or fire or something
(Market Man, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:48, archived)
# Nah
Hats
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:50, archived)
# they were never invented
they just existed
(Market Man, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:59, archived)
# "Send the buggers back... "


Worried over his new career, Big Ron was relieved after his first gig in Oldham went down a treat.
(spungo, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:43, archived)
# Hahaha
That's not Half a shillin' though.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:45, archived)
# Now I know why women tennis players grunt.
(Wook13 Been away but is now ducking a fuck on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:40, archived)
# Nice
toothpaste?
(I helped save b3ta! Cosmo Smallpiece Nickers Nackers Knockers, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:42, archived)
# .


Edit! It works, no redex, woo yay etc!
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:42, archived)
# Is that dung
or is she very* hairy and moulting a lot?

*very very
(JcmS, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:44, archived)
# that's nearly the weirdest thing ive ever seen
what in the name of screaming jesus were you thinking?
(Market Man, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:45, archived)
# :)
I saw the picture and she just look like she was straining to dislodge the turtles head.
(Wook13 Been away but is now ducking a fuck on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:47, archived)
# Hey
She looks very pleased with whatever has fallen out
(Big red dog, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:50, archived)
# Poor Ron

He's helped so many of them
(pengon, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:40, archived)
# man mitsubishi doors?
errr..
(maddave, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:41, archived)
# Robbie Earl-Mitsubishi pill-
Doors?
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:41, archived)
# robbie cars wood
??
(Market Man, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:42, archived)
# Earl-E-Doors?
*groan*
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:42, archived)
# i still dont get it
(Market Man, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:43, archived)
# Early Doors!
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:42, archived)
# Early doors?????
just a guess
(I helped save b3ta! iwannabeabonobo has been buying lots of gadgets this weekend, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:45, archived)
# i have absolutely no hummus


so have another mutated baby
sorry
(Market Man, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:36, archived)
# pft

/not enough mutation

/but woo anyway
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:37, archived)
# I'm sure your baby will be lovely
And if all go well I will remind you of oricanas secret plan
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:39, archived)
# Argh piss spelling
One day she decided that B3tan babies were a good idea due to a genetic predisopsiton toward hummus and sitting in front of a computer for 14 hours a day.
she reckoned that we could make a lot by selling the kids into white slavery in the games development business.
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:45, archived)
# Oh, I see.
How much are they planning to pay per child?
*rubs hands*
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:47, archived)
# We never did get a 100% estimate
But if it was a good child I reckon you could make a lot by renting it out in 14 hour shifts.
That way you get a steady income from it.
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:51, archived)
# Marvellous!
/phones bank manager
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:52, archived)
# Secret plan?

Edit: Oh yes! Im flattered you remembered, even tho you spelt my name wrong.
(Ocarina and the horse comes., Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:03, archived)
#
(the funky gibbon, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:40, archived)
# cheers
im off to do a decent image
(Market Man, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:41, archived)
# Mutate
Mutate it hard!
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:41, archived)
# yay for mutant kids

(I helped save b3ta! Cosmo Smallpiece Nickers Nackers Knockers, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:41, archived)
# Does he have any
mutant abilities? Bend spoons? Modify fire? Make weather changes?
(I helped save b3ta! Nonetheless, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:55, archived)
# A Fire-Breathing Squagon
(Dobbin T. Wonderhorse, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:34, archived)
# aaaarrrfgggghhhh

call the brigade quick
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:35, archived)
# sorry to TJ
But does b3ta often get remote linked? Its just that I thought it was quite good the old "STOLEN FROM B3TA" on the FP!

never seen that before. oh well.
(80sGreek, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:36, archived)
# anyone seen Zoo Weekly this week?
cheeky sods
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:38, archived)
# They always nick stuff from here.
And so does the Hate Mail.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:39, archived)
# don't forget the IT column
in the *spit* mirror
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:40, archived)
# I've never read that rag.
Aren't tabloids crap?
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:41, archived)
# NO!
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:43, archived)
# I hope
you have substantive evidence to back that up.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:43, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:46, archived)
# You are Father Jack.
I claim my five pounds.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:50, archived)
# that's rather
vociferous defence
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:45, archived)
# sun - mostly shit but occasionally gold
mirror - mostly shit, covers reports a day after the sun
daily star - jazz mag with a bit of news
daily sport - jazz mag for the unemployed
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:44, archived)
# I do believe that may be
100% of FACT
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:46, archived)
# ?
Where?
(80sGreek, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:39, archived)
# Zoo, FHM, Loaded and Nuts
are always nicking images from b3tans.

the only mag i know that gives credit is .net magazine
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:40, archived)
# can we not
drag thier collective arses through copyright infringement?
(I helped save b3ta! The Ginja Ninja, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:03, archived)
# dry roasted nuts
my favourite
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:35, archived)
# woo
luverly/dangerous

i bought akira on dvd yesterday for £8.99
(Market Man, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:38, archived)
# I am shocked and appalled
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:32, archived)
# heh - about time someone did that...
wyh
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:33, archived)
# Ahh. She was fit.
So was the other one. Except for the lizardy skin and eating of rodents.

*restrospective fwap*
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:35, archived)
# Excellent
Ahhh memories.
you can't say you like "V" anymore without being bumgay.
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:36, archived)
# When in doubt, paste nohands into random images

and submit to the Nohands Gallery!
(Indole Ring, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:30, archived)
# well I like that
lumberjack nohands! woo!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Koogas, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:31, archived)
# Lumberjack?
There shells my dear not trees!!
(maddave, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:33, archived)
# ah christ
i'm bleary eyed and it's too early... forgive me!
(I helped save b3ta! Koogas, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:35, archived)
# Oh ok...
as you are bleary eyed. You should rub lemon juice in them, makes everything sharp again.
(maddave, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:36, archived)
# DON'T DO IT KOOGAS
heehehehee
(The Nun Yoshi, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:38, archived)
# If they used that to chop trees down
logging would be a very inefficient trade!

It's a howitzer or similar artillery gun if I'm not mistaken
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:34, archived)
# It is a German 88
captured by Kiwis.

I'm looking for pictures of the Afrika Korps for the purpose of perpetrating a really awful pun.
(Indole Ring, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:36, archived)
# random
and great

woo for giant pencils pretending to be artillery
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:34, archived)
# awsoma power
(Market Man, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 13:40, archived)

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