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was big - now littler...

Huge file posted here…

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enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 19:08, archived)

ooh... w00 to you!!

maybe they'll put it on the front page... and you can have the credit!!

EDIT: i meant that... not having a go... well done

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 19:09, archived)

You seem a bit mad today

Here *Massages Yanmania's shoulders*

(

Sammo, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 19:11, archived)

i have a report due

and my mind wont work... i am relieving my pent up stress... its that or excessive masturbation... cheers for the massage though... fwap fwap

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 19:13, archived)

*throws you a stack of dirty mags*

knock one out for me babe

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 19:14, archived)

I know

what I'd choose...

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wayward., Thu 22 Apr 2004, 19:16, archived)

how helpful

well done

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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 19:09, archived)

Now that's a big improvement

although it seems to run a little fast. (Opera)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 19:09, archived)

Opera too

I think its meant to run fast.

(MooCow_Byter, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 19:12, archived)

There is a huge difference in animation playback rates

always give each frame a time kids, play safe.

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mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 19:17, archived)

Even that

doesn't always ensure even playback across browsers. It's a bit of a pain in the arse.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 19:21, archived)

Erm

did you just remove like 99% of the frames =P

Could've just done some real optimisation...

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Sammo, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 19:10, archived)

Not just took out frames

reduce colours and size too. But I did cull quite a few frames out. And made them a bit longer as it was running even faster than it does now.

Still learning this stuff...

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enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 19:26, archived)

Arse Cakes

(Ush, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 19:06, archived)

scottish version

of american pie?

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 19:08, archived)

dunno

i just really wanted to make an arse cake

(Ush, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 19:09, archived)

at least its not a burberry kilt

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 19:09, archived)

I went to a fantastic concert last night...

(Phil The Easter Chick, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 19:05, archived)

woo!

he's playing two tone

sorry

(

summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 19:06, archived)

patrick moore...

has let himself go

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 19:06, archived)

Hahah

Furry thing plays the xylophone

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 19:07, archived)

perhaps he needs a stage name...

(Phil The Easter Chick, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 19:08, archived)

are there any tickets left for the next performance?

woo

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 19:10, archived)

there's no banana's around here son

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 19:03, archived)

toucan play at that game

(bobby brown)

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 19:03, archived)

he can go for an hour on the tower of power

but only if he gets that golden shower /Frank Zappa

I so hate bobby brown. I like the pic though WOO!

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mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 19:13, archived)

When I was younger

I always got Deep Purple and Status Quo confused.

(.o0o.Purple-Circle.o0o., Thu 22 Apr 2004, 19:02, archived)

how the hell did you confuse them

The Quo suck anus, 100% of fact

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mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 19:04, archived)

i always got deep purple

and deep throat mixed up...

i started fwapping to old men....

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 19:04, archived)

Dear

God

(The Magical Mr Q *is now banishing kittens*, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 19:05, archived)

ooh...

if your writing him a letter... ask where my bmx is

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 19:07, archived)

you would

fag

(AmishPolerbear, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 19:06, archived)

your the one that pretends your bird is a bear

bestiality isnt exactly normal...

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 19:07, archived)

Ladies Ladies calm down

It's all holes and poles

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 19:10, archived)

im an arsehole

and he's polish... or jewish or something...

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 19:11, archived)

yeah you're an asshole,

and 12 years old... or just retarded...

(AmishPolerbear, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 19:14, archived)

im both 12 and retarded

and androgenous and immune to sex wee....

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 19:21, archived)

good, you certainly are

both an asshole and self-depreciating, good mix.

(AmishPolerbear, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 19:28, archived)

haha

holy crap you are lame.
way to pull that zinger out

(AmishPolerbear, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 19:12, archived)

hmmmm

also very disturbing
is it just me or......................

(The Magical Mr Q *is now banishing kittens*, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 19:05, archived)

No, it's not just you.. :o

(brokenface, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 19:06, archived)

well

wellwellwell im shocked

(The Magical Mr Q *is now banishing kittens*, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 19:12, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 19:07, archived)

Francis Rossi

lives near me.
*fact*
Not a very good one, but everyone likes facts, don't they?

(NewWhit : Paul Club, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 19:11, archived)

hahahaha

just found myself doing a vey bad sean connery impression to that.. woo..

(Buzzcaner, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 19:12, archived)

There´s always someone behind it.

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 19:00, archived)

duck off

youre quackers

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 19:01, archived)

Is that

even shopped?

Woo.

(MooCow_Byter, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 19:02, archived)

is that Howard?

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 19:04, archived)

Yes.

That fucking duck gave me nightmares when I was a kid.

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 19:06, archived)

i hated him too

i had blotted out the memories until you posted that
:)

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 19:07, archived)

The government agents

forced me to do so!

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 19:10, archived)

thought so

bastards
:)

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 19:17, archived)

That is so disturbing!

Gary Glitter? Has he decided to take advantage of little, but old, people?

AAAAaaarrrrhhhhggg!

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 19:07, archived)

The president as you have never seen him before

Warning- NSFA!!!*

click me!

*Oh, but it's funny

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:55, archived)

My eyes!

My beautiful eyes.

EDIT: The second-last and last ones were particularly blinding.

(MooCow_Byter, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:56, archived)

fwap fwap

unnh...

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:57, archived)

Someone had to...

You disgust me.

*fwap*

(MooCow_Byter, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:58, archived)

hmm

very disturbing thinks i

(The Magical Mr Q *is now banishing kittens*, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:57, archived)

Some

vintage glasscockery there, thats being doing the rounds in the form of a .ppt for about a year and a half now.

(

Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:59, archived)

*ashamed*

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 19:00, archived)

wanna medal?

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 19:00, archived)

i am now blind

thank you

(

mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:59, archived)

Good God no....

The horror...

(

superbabyproject, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:59, archived)

*proud*

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 19:00, archived)

I don't know why

but anything which has a tag like "superlaugh.com" instantly depresses the shit out of me.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 19:01, archived)

Things that tell you how funny they are, are annoying.

and

(Revels, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 19:09, archived)

You know despite owning two of those little buggers, I'd never noticed that

W/Y/H
I may have to do an animated one of those from the start-up sequence.

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Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Thu 22 Apr 2004, 19:15, archived)

How dare you

that's my project for tonight! Aren't they lovely?

(Revels, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 19:17, archived)

cheer up

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:52, archived)

hahahahaha

seamless! woo!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:53, archived)

I agree...

(

stup0t, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:54, archived)

Like

a coal mine.

badum tish.

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Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:54, archived)

if there was no seam

they wouldnt mine it....

(Lord of the Beans, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 19:06, archived)

why?

(fcknuts, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:53, archived)

On the other hand

why not?

(MooCow_Byter, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:53, archived)

wow

you've taken my picture and put a smiley face on it, well done!

(AmishPolerbear, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 19:03, archived)

woo

it really does look like you!!!

(guinnywoo, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 19:04, archived)

yes

I am as nice as it makes me out to be.

(AmishPolerbear, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 19:05, archived)

Smile

and be happy, or get some sleep :P

(guinnywoo, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 19:22, archived)

Room 1-0-Ron

As I post you this, i bid a fond farewell, for I must go and claim my throne as the world's greatest living comedian.

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Tone Depear fucking rocks, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:47, archived)

Eh?

(MooCow_Byter, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:47, archived)

he's

putting a gollywog into room 101 cos he hates 'em

(don't tell him Pike!!, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:48, archived)

Yes but don't Blacks hate Golliwogs too?

Seeing them as racist.

\pointless pedantic.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:52, archived)

Don't they still have Golliwog festivals

in the Isle of Man or somewhere ultra racist like that?

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djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:56, archived)

y would u hate golliwogs

they make jam dont they?

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:58, archived)

I think Robertsons

did it on their behalf

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djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:59, archived)

What? it cant be true!

I wont believe it, i just wont!

*rocks back and fourth*

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 19:02, archived)

But jam is a good thing therefore

any racist golliwog mascot is nothing more than a homely icon of a bygone era ;)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 19:03, archived)

or a homie icon...

sorry, sorry, im very, very sorry...../coat

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 19:04, archived)

hehe

big up nuff respec in a area

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djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 19:09, archived)

fo' shizzle

peace out brutha

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 19:16, archived)

But its

what people used to use as a slang term for black people.

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:57, archived)

Without the Golli

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djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:58, archived)

depends

wether it was a formal occasion or not.

(

Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 19:00, archived)

The

term 'wog' was derived from Golliwog.

(

Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 19:00, archived)

Used to? I believe they still do.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 19:00, archived)

Have had the good fortune

to not hear anyone say it for years. though it had dropped out of favour.

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 19:02, archived)

Have to admit when I was at school in the 80s

we all had wogbox's

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djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 19:04, archived)

Ditto

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 19:04, archived)

It should have died with Bernard Mannings (I know he's not dead let me at least wish he was)

But unfortunately it's seeing a revival used often in BNP election leaflets.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 19:04, archived)

Only Alf Garnett

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djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 19:03, archived)

Big racist Ron Atkinson

Putting a gollywog into Room 101, thus banishing them from this world for all eternity.

Ive been wanting to issue this:

And now I have an excuse.

edit: woo though, it made me larf.

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Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:50, archived)

Why did you have to

put that tune in my head!

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:51, archived)

No,

you tell me why I shouldnt. Its a great song.

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Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:51, archived)

Because it

reminds me of nights drinking Newcastle Brown in the old Jillys (rock club) in Manc. Was under another club and the toilets from upstairs used to leek onto the dance floor.

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:55, archived)

Right,

thats me convinced (rather unexpectedly). I shall relent and put another song in your head. If you are anything like most of the people I know, you will be wanting to slit your wrists within 30 mins of me reciting the first couple of lines from the theme for TV's Minder.

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Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:57, archived)

Bastard

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:58, archived)

Mwuhahahahahahaha

*sly grin*

*wraps cape around self*

*disappears in puff of smoke*

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Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 19:01, archived)

Bet you

wish you could do that when the land lady walked in ;)

(

Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 19:03, archived)

arf

+nasal snort

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:48, archived)

even my dad pissed himself at that

WOO

(

mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:48, archived)

Incontinence in the elderly is always a worry

woo for more Atkinson bandwagonage long may it stop ;)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:50, archived)

hahahah

*reattaches dad's colostomy bag*

(

mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 19:05, archived)

That am very woo

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djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:49, archived)

Haha

Woo!

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:50, archived)

By Golly

that's good.

(Xybex, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:50, archived)

hmmm...

alright...

GOOD BYR then

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:51, archived)

Thankyou but

my BYR is good already.

(MooCow_Byter, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:53, archived)

Eh?

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Tone Depear fucking rocks, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:55, archived)

arf

woo

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:58, archived)

dunno

(Dr Frank, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:36, archived)

hah!

I just peed my pants!

(AmishPolerbear, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:38, archived)

he looks like dr rick dagless MD's son

except he was a grasshopper

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:41, archived)

i love that show

(Iden (a poor excuse for pixelmash), Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:41, archived)

||o_o||

*runz*

(

Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:38, archived)

What

an endearing little chap. What's his name?

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Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:39, archived)

afternoon/evening all

what a lovely sunny day it's been

/happy

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summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:40, archived)

yup it has

am considering visiting a local watering hole and partaking in a few bevvies in the beer garden

(

mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:42, archived)

what a fab idea.....

need to celebrate my contract somehow, that sounds pretty fab

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summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:43, archived)

i'll be in bournemouth in a few hours

try and hold the sun

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:45, archived)

aaaaaargh

it's hot

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summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:45, archived)

hahahaha

slight problem, none of my mates want alcohol (i need to get new friends)

anyone near chorlton fancy a beer in the real world?

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:47, archived)

yikes

you do need new friends

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Funtastic Pony Magic, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:48, archived)

i need rich ones that like alcohol!!!!

still no-one near me fancy alcohol?

(

mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:49, archived)

try the wheelies*

*obscure cartoon reference

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summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:50, archived)

/actually made round the corner from my house

and named after where i reside.

(

mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:51, archived)

wow

fame :)

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summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:51, archived)

i wanna live for ever

i wanna learn how to fly HIGH!

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:55, archived)

I fancy alcohol

but:
1. I be not near you
2. it's a school night :D

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Funtastic Pony Magic, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:51, archived)

your no fun any more

:O(

i have work in the morrow, i'm not talking about getting shitfaced

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:52, archived)

yeah

it's a work night too, so what?
DRINK!

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summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:52, archived)

bah!

you both are evil for supporting underage drinking

i am a hypocrite

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Funtastic Pony Magic, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:53, archived)

it all depends how young the person in question is

as a responsible licencee i really dont have an issue with providing alcohol to underage people who can handle it

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:55, archived)

what about people who are old enough

but can't handle it?

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summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:56, archived)

fuck off your barred

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:57, archived)

/goes off to practice law

/grabs coat first

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summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:58, archived)

isn't it always funny

how doctor's and lawyers are always "practicing".

did they not get it right at uni or summat?

(

mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 19:01, archived)

i've always wondered that.......

they spend 6 years at uni, they should be perfect by the end of that

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summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 19:03, archived)

they really are twunts arent they

oh and by the way

iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

broke the board first tonight!!

(

mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 19:04, archived)

well

iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
like you veeeeeery much

(

summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 19:05, archived)

now now

don't get too excited
your stalker might be about

(

mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 19:07, archived)

i have a sneaky suspicion

that aforementioned stalker
is a boy
of the male persuasion

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summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 19:09, archived)

i got that impression as well

didn't bat an eyelid when i said you spoke in your sleep

(

mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 19:10, archived)

aaaaah

dead giveaway(?)

oh well, boy stalker is better than no stalker*

*probably

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summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 19:11, archived)

well

I'm a toddler, but I can handle it.

most of the time...

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Funtastic Pony Magic, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:56, archived)

see, don't have a problem with you

and from what i know of you, you don't appear to be a twunt.

so thats ok

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:58, archived)

ha!

I'm quite the twunt.

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Funtastic Pony Magic, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 19:00, archived)

i shall reserve judgement for now

now go do some homework!!

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 19:01, archived)

grrrrr

i actually do need to...hmmm

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Funtastic Pony Magic, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 19:02, archived)

hahahaha

how old are you actually?

(before i get arrested for talking to a minor)

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 19:03, archived)

ha!

that would take away all of my mystery!

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Funtastic Pony Magic, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 19:04, archived)

fair enough

*removes grooming clothes*

(

mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 19:06, archived)

they don't want to drink in a beer garden on a sunny day?

you need to get SANE friends

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summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:49, archived)

i must do something to stop all this bouncing about

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:50, archived)

ha ha ha

look look!

www.sojomedia.co.uk/fatpigfarm/download_scamp.htm

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summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:51, archived)

Pah

Hot? I'd give my left leg to be just hot. I've got the sun in my eyes as I type.

(MooCow_Byter, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:47, archived)

mission accomplished

tea time the beer all the way baby!!! hoopla for the beer garden

(ApathyBoy ApathyBoy, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:45, archived)

ive just worked out why my back hurts?

thats an easy one

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:42, archived)

today has been lovely

I am happy too

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Funtastic Pony Magic, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:43, archived)

Yes it's quite remarkable, better bottle it quick because

by past records our summers are getting shorter.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:43, archived)

what a crappy day its been :/

(synthacon9 likes white wine and nutella, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:45, archived)

awwww

why?

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summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:55, archived)

lovely day you say?

really ought to have left the house

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:45, archived)

WTF!!!!!!!!

*runs for cover*

(Wook13 Been away but is now ducking a fuck on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:42, archived)

Cripes!

Dat am woo.

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:44, archived)

I don't know if you ever

got your prize for naming The Big Lebowski

*kiss!*

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Funtastic Pony Magic, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:45, archived)

*blushes*

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:50, archived)

/hides

under desk

/dons tinfoil hat

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anythingbutthisactually, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:44, archived)

ahehehe

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sof sof, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:45, archived)

who hates otters?

they are coool

(falic, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:35, archived)

everyone knows

otters prefer iPods

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:35, archived)

optimisation

(Gimbo, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:42, archived)

NO...

I WILL NEVER OPTIMISE.... GET AWAY FROM ME!!!

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:43, archived)

awww

otters be the cutest!

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Funtastic Pony Magic, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:37, archived)

that's exactly what they want you to believe!

inside though they are diabolical evil masterminds hellbent on world domination.

i have proof:

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rawr isn't really here., Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:41, archived)

Reminds me of this

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wayward., Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:45, archived)

You need to lay off the whiskey

Otters are cute...

hey look, some have come ot visit me...

WAIT! WAIT STOPP!!!!!

*gurgle* *gasp* *choke*

DEAD

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:45, archived)

Is he a water otter? My kettle is a water hotter.

\coat, hat, scarf, umbrella, shotgun, luggage, airplane tickets, false beard.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:38, archived)

oh my goodness

you better walk awy now... no, run!

(falic, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:38, archived)

...she's my...

brown eyed girl

(AmishPolerbear, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:30, archived)

changed the title cos noone replied

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:33, archived)

you

are correct, and because the first one was crap*
*this one may also be crap

(AmishPolerbear, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:33, archived)

lol

watercolour?

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:34, archived)

I sense

that you may be french.
have a

oh and cock off even more because it's a oil painting.

(AmishPolerbear, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:36, archived)

sorry dood

jus messin wit ya

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:40, archived)

ok dood

...*
*I hate lurkers that don't post any of their own material, just snipe at people who do, in L337 talk nonetheless

(AmishPolerbear, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:41, archived)

agreed

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:45, archived)

ahem...

post before yours... jeez it wasnt a flame... youd know if it was

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:46, archived)

ah crap missed that one,

nicely done on it, just fyi though, if your not posting top notch things either, don't "mess" with posters or even threaten to flame...don't waste a post by trying to subtly knock someone down a peg with your sweet language skills.

(AmishPolerbear, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:54, archived)

i believe its spelt

5w337

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:59, archived)

you spelt it gud

hi five dood

(AmishPolerbear, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 19:00, archived)

It's

a little bit more complicated than that

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wayward., Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:45, archived)

/hugs

thank you :)

(AmishPolerbear, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:58, archived)

Get off me

you bummer!

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wayward., Thu 22 Apr 2004, 19:06, archived)

She looks like Sooty

woo haha

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:33, archived)

Yay

I would make a cute teddy bear

(guinnywoo, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 19:15, archived)

not for 56kers

EDIT: dont know how to optimise it sorry

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:27, archived)

Woo to California Games!

I used to be king of surfing on that game...
*gazes wistfully into the distance*

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friendlyfire, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:29, archived)

yay for california games

boo nay for unoptimisationed GIF's

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:30, archived)

Extremely Woo Yay Houpla

I used to do that very well

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:30, archived)

that's waaaaaay to big for a wooyay

but california games fucking rocks

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lemony, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:30, archived)

Well hello lemony - are you avoiding me?

*taps foot impatiently for a reply*

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:33, archived)

*swerves skilfully*

hola. no, why?

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lemony, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:35, archived)

Just seems a long time since we chatted

- how's the website going?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:36, archived)

ahh, i usually avoid this sort've time and stick to morning/night shifts

pretty well though i've made absolutely zero new content this month. I've been doing the usability things i should've had in in the first place *whistles nonchelently*

yours?

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lemony, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:38, archived)

Nothing new - what usability thing?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:40, archived)

remembering to alt text images

and title links

and keep my stylesheets vaguely coherent

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lemony, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:42, archived)

Oh that old W3C nonsense

www.w3.org/

I wish I could be bothered to do all of that, but I can't. It's good that people take the time to ensure cross-platform usability but it's such a pain.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:46, archived)

prtly that

andd partly it helps googlebot find its way around

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lemony, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:49, archived)

why does there have to be 5 different interpretations of css and html anyway

why don't browsers just follow the same code and stop being awkward

(1, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:50, archived)

I think Bill Gates would agree with that.

But at the end of the day it comes down to competition, none of the big browsers want to share the internet they each want to corner the market so everybody buys their browser.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:58, archived)

The funny thing is

that the gif is probably a bigger file than the game was originaly.
Woo all the same.

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:30, archived)

You

should add "Not for broadbanders" too ;-)
That's great...yet large
Woo!

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Addyjoe, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:30, archived)

You're not kidding 'not for 56kers'

although I would suspect that optimisation wouldn't be quite as difficult as you might think for that anime.

Woo yay. (i've got broadband *smug*)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:31, archived)

ditto

*smug face*

i'm so happy......

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:33, archived)

optimisation you say?

I'll assume you want it for free? Trout's GIF Optimizer is excellent and properly free. For colour reduction, however, I prefer Gifworks, which is also free.

(Gimbo, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:38, archived)

shameful, truly shameful

(b34ch3r, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:27, archived)

lol

silly paedos

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:28, archived)

One way Ticket Sir????

HELLBOUND!!!!!!!!

(Wook13 Been away but is now ducking a fuck on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:28, archived)

Is it a Bird, Is It a Plane? No it's and Updated Chav Pearoast

(added Burberry Cape to him.) Enjoy

(Wook13 Been away but is now ducking a fuck on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:25, archived)

he needs shooting

woo

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:26, archived)

If he had burberry pants

I might believe it was real.

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Beve The Spaniard broke off his horse's head, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:38, archived)

Pope

Stop it!!!!!!!!! :P

(Wook13 Been away but is now ducking a fuck on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:41, archived)

where's the...

...fake gold neclace?

(psych, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:41, archived)

Been a shake up at ITV

(pengon, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:24, archived)

yay!

i like that

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MrA, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:27, archived)

yay to that

the beadle show will be big!

.. but on the other hand..

/old coat

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Alias, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:27, archived)

NOO

you've got the bukakke animal missing.

(b34ch3r, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:29, archived)

Enlighten me

not familiar with the bukkake monster

(pengon, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:30, archived)

this

is a frighteningly good tune

www2.b3ta.com/bukkake/

(b34ch3r, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:43, archived)

No shark?

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friendlyfire, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:30, archived)

Hazardous Pastime....

Could have been very NSFW...

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@stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:21, archived)

thats genious

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Delete Me, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:22, archived)

"cos she's an AirHead..!"

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bnt what, me worry?, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:24, archived)

marvellous

wyh

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:24, archived)

ninjeriffic

fantasmo!
i like ninjas

(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:25, archived)

that ninja shite is doing my nut

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Delete Me, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:26, archived)

The new Outwar.

(Small Beer, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:27, archived)

hehe ok

i was waiting for someone to say that, i'll stop... now!

(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:29, archived)

Cock

off.

please

(mynci boy, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:30, archived)

woooooo!

top kittens!

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spacefish bong!, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 18:27, archived)

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